Trouble in the magic classroom Too late! Said the leprechaun unto Dave, It’s over! Finito! This pixie is my slave. Fuck you! yelled Dave, spilling his beer Touch them, I’ll kill you using my dick as a spear, The leprechaun pondered and then declared to the class, Go ahead you great poofter, I’ve got teeth up my arse! He then grabbed the pixie, and jumped off the desk Past a Gorilla with a smooth waxed chest, He leapt out the window and onto the street, Where he was sucked under a bus, of mangled body parts and anal teeth.