Deck the halls with Dorset artwork,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the magazine with it's own quirk ,
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Don we now our winter collection,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Bought to you with our affection,
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See the blazing talent before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Raise your tankard and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Enjoy our mag with merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While you read through local treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail Dorset's coolest places, ye drunken lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la lahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
This is Arkadia Dorset... Winter Time!!!