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COVER STORY.........................................................................................................4-34 NIHILISTIC DAYDREAM BY SHREDDER HERNANDEZ..........................4-5 MIKE JUDGE: born in ecuador, raised in texas............................................6 KEEPIN' IT METAL BY BROJO EL DIABLO................................7 JESSIE VON PRESELEY SPECIAL REPORT.............................8 TERRY'S CABLE TV IN REVIEW: MADMEN...........................8-9 TALES FROM THE BLAKSIDE........................................................11 AN OLD FASHIONED MOJO RANT.............................................12 LET'S TALK ABOUT MARIJUANA BY JUL-A-DENIAL....13-15 ROGER'S RAVE....................................................................................16 SKYE'S ASTROLOGY COLUMN.......................................................17 JAMES CAMERON'S AVATAR BY AIDS MONKEY........22-23 BANDIT'S BANTER..........................................................................24 ULTIMATE BANDGIRL...........................................................24-25 FREE SPIRITS BY TRAJO (SORTA)...........................26 THE BUZZ: LEGAL COLUMN, STRIP CLUB REVIEWS, & MISSED OPPORTUNITY........................................27-29 00 FILES PT 2: SAVES THE WORLD......................30-31 BRAD DRACONIS................................................................32 ARISTPR.COM PRESENTS: CRISS ANGEL's MIND FREAK by john mahoney...........................................33

LOST ANARCHY STAFF: Jesse Christenson aka Brojo El Diablo, Terry Christenson, Mojo El Diablo, Jason “Shredder” Hernandez, Jessie Von Presley, Julia Asperger aka Ultimate Bandgirl, Catie Schmit aka Bandit, J. Daniel Christenson, Rob Sherriff, Brad Draconis, Roger Lee Cornwell Jr, the AIDS Monkey, John Mahoney, David Holzman aka Double Zero, Julia Ann Therman, Brent I'M SO FUCKING GLAD THAT THE DECADE IS MOSTLY OVER, GODDAMNIT. nOW LET;S SEE WHAT jUL-A-DENIAL IS UP TO!

NOTE: this is our NAMM issue and you are not going to fucking believe what we allowed to be said in this rag...SLANDER, WEED, AND MORE, BITCHES!

THANK YOU, TRAJO.

I JUST SPENT CHRISTMAS with LA JEMM, BUT FIRST?

Lee Kendell CPA, Jason Trong Cao, myspace, facebook, google, yahoo, torrents, and most importantly, WIKIPEDIA. COM, cuz cheatin’ is fun, GODDAMNIT!


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A new decade. So we didn't get it right over the last few years, maybe we should get something done now. I look at it like this.

Nothing is really fucking right with the world. HE'S SLEEPING IN THE GOD DAMN STREEETS AND WILLING TO FUCKING WORK.

IT'S JUST ANOTHER NIHILISTIC DAYDREAM WITH OUR VERY OWN SHREDDER HERNANDEZ

wHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE. i'M NOT WILLING TO SUCK SOMEONES COCK? WELL NO SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!!! AT THE END OF THE FUCKING DAY, ALL OF THESE 80'S REVIVALIST ARE THE ONES THAT FUCKED US ALL OVER, AND THE EMO MOTHERFUCKERS TOO MUCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES TO ACTUALLY FIGHT BACK. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

TRUE METAL AND GRUNGE KILLED OFF THE 80'S TO BEGIN WITH SO IT MUST BE AGAIN. IT MUST COME AND THIS IS ONE DRUNKEN MOTHERFUCKER THAT IS GOING TO MAKE IT HAPPPEN. FUCK THE STRIP, FUCK THE YUPPIES (ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE HAD MANY OF A FUCKING FUN TIME FUCKING WITH THEM), FUCK ANYONE WHO IS BLIND TO THE FUCKING REALITY, LIFE IS EVOVLING. PERIOD BITCH! FOLLOW THE RIGHT WAY AND EVOLVE AND SURVIVE,

OR DIE!FEEL FREE TO PERISH BITCHES! WOMP WOMP WOMP!! THE WAY I SEE IT, THE GENERATIONS PAST HAVE FUCKED UP ME AND MY PEERS AND MANY FEEL THE SAME WAY.


NOT JUST THOSE WHO ARE IN MY SITUATION EITHER.

YA'LL HAVE LEFT ME AND MY GENERATION TO FIX YOUR FUCKING MESS OF A GODAMN SHIT PROBLEMS. WELL, THE WAY THAT IT WILL HAPPEN IS IF WE OVERTHROW THE IGNORANT, AND CORRUPT POWERS THAT BE.

REVOLUTION IS NEEDED. WE NEED TO STOP FALLING FOR THEIR SCHEMES, AND FOLLOWING LIKE LEMMINGS. THINK FOR OURSELVES, AND LOOK AT THE REALITY OF WHERE WE HAVE BEEN LEFT TO WORK. VIOLENTLY OR INTELLIGENTLY? MAYBE A BALANCE OF THE TWO. i KNOW I'M TIRED OF FALLING FOR THE LIES PRESENTED TO US.

"later mother fuckers."

LET'S CHANGE THIS SHIT, A NEW DECADE TO CHANGE THE BULLSHIT WE'VE BEEN FORCED FED. STAY POSTED FOR THE REALITY OF IT ALL. NEED TO BE DOWN TO PUT THESE CORRUPTED FUCKS IN LINE.HIT ME UP AT http://myspace.com/ nihilisticdaydream


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In 1991, Judge’s short film “Office Space” (also known as the Milton series of shorts) was acquired by Comedy Central, a cable- and satellite-television channel, following a Dallas animation festival. In 1992, he developed Frog Baseball, a short film featuring the characters Beavis and Butt-Head, to be featured on Liquid Television, a 1990s animation showcase that appeared on MTV, another cable- and satellitetelevision channel. The short led to the creation of the Beavis and Butt-Head series on MTV, in which Judge voiced both title characters as well as the majority of supporting characters. Beavis and Butt-Head visited Wilson Middle School and attended Highland High School in their series, which are the names of schools in Albuquerque, Judge’s hometown. The series ran from 1993 to 1997 and spawned the feature-length film, Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996). In 1997, Judge created King of the Hill for the Fox broadcast-television network. Many of the show’s characters were based on people he had known while living in Texas. Judge continued his voice acting, playing both Hank Hill and Boomhauer. In 1999, he wrote and directed the live-action comedy film Office Space, which was based in part on the Milton series of cartoons he had created for the NBC broadcasttelevision network’s Saturday Night Live, a late-night sketch-comedy and variety show. In the film, he made a cameo appearance as Stan, the manager of Chotchkie’s[clarification needed] (complete with hairpiece and fake mustache). The film, for which the budget was approximately US$10 million, grossed only $10.8 million in initial release.[2] However, as of mid-2006, Office Space had sold nearly six million home-video copies. Since fall 2003, Judge and fellow animator Don Hertzfeldt have run a very successful[citation needed] animation festival, “The Animation Show.” Judge created an appearance for Beavis and Butt-head[clarification needed] featured

films, including the comedy Jackass Number Two (2006), in which he can be seen during the closing credits. An extended version can be seen in Jackass 2.5 (2007) which was a direct-to-video release. Judge also created a video clip of Beavis and ButtHead ripping into Steve-O for his video Poke the Puss, where the two try imagining if they would like the video better if they were black. The clip aired as a part of Jackassworld.com: 24-Hour Takeover, a February 23, 2008, television special on MTV to coincide with the official launch of jackassworld.com. Judge’s comedy film Extract, in which he makes an uncredited appearance as ‘Jim’, a union organizer, was released on September 4, 2009. His animated series “The Goode Family” which debuted on ABC and was canceled shortly thereafter is set to air January 4, 2010 on Comedy Central as reruns to be revaluated for new episodes.

in The Animation Show 2007.[citation needed] “The Animation Show” tours the country every year, screening animated shorts from mostly independent animators.[citation needed] Judge’s film, Idiocracy (2006), a dystopian comedy starring Luke Wilson and Maya Rudolph, was given a limited release theatrically by 20th Century Fox in September 2006, two years after production. The film was released without a trailer or substantial marketing campaign.[4] In the U.S., the film was released to DVD in January 2007 and later aired on premium-television, multiplex channels: Cinemax in September 2007 and HBO in January 2008. Since then, it has gained a somewhat reputable cult following. He has made cameo appearances in numerous


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CD REVIEWS

BY

BrOJO EL DIABLO

We've Finally been blessed with some extraordinary metal albums . The three I recently downloaded were Dethklok's Deathablum II, Slayer's World Painted Blood, and Megadeth's Endgame. The sad part is that the best one of the three was the fictitious one. Don't get me wrong Megadeth and Slayers new albums are fucking awesome no doubt some of the best shit they've come up with in the last fifteen to twenty years. But they still can't touch Dethklok. Megadeth and Slayer both stuck to their routes on their new albums. The guitar masturbation on the Megadeth album puts it number three on the list. I like guitar leads and all but there is a difference between a good solo and guitar masturbation. For example, on the song 1,320 half the song is one big guitar solo. Dave we know you kick ass but on a five minute song do we really need a three minute guitar solo, is that really necessary... What is necessary is skipping

the song half way through it... Pound for pound this is definitely the best thing they've come out with since Rust In Peace, which was a great album even though it was overflowing with guitar masturbation. If you're a metal fan you'll definitely enjoy this one, maybe not as much as the new Slayer or Dethklok, but it's worth picking up.

bad ass that it's say how fucking bad ass it is. this album has been out since November, so if you are a metal fan and you haven't either bought it or downloaded it yet, you are a punk ass poser that should be listening to emo because you sure as fuck don't belong listening to metal... Dethablum II really is that bad ass. So do yourself a favor and buy the fucking thing!

Slayers new Album World Painted Blood, brings me back to the early 90's Slayer like Seasons in the Abyss, and better than Divine Intervention. Any Slayer fan will be thrilled with this ball busting metal album. The subject matter is a little late being mostly about war in Iraq and Afghanistan, which is no surprise coming from the premiere war band, but no one really cares about that shit anymore. When it really comes down to it, you don't listen to slayer for awesome lyrics, you listen to slayer for thrashing guitar licks and pounding double bass drums and this album give you plenty. Now for Dethklok... This new album is literally so god damn

The bottom line is we have three new metal albums that Kick ass. Sure the fictitious one is the best but, Here it is 2010 and we finally have some good albums come out. We can remember 1999 when bands like Metalica tried to re brand themselves, what bullshit, I'll never forgive them for that shit. In 2010 it time to get back to your routes and play what the people want. We have three good metal albums come out at the brink of a new decade, maybe this is a vision for the future, maybe just maybe the next decade won't suck musically as this one did. So go out and buy yourself some new music unless you're some kind of pussy...


Terry’s Cable T.V. in review… Ok, so for the past couple of weeks I’ve been away (take that any number of ways) and during this time I’ve put a lot of things in prospective. With that said, I have a new year’s resolution. I know that there’s room in my life for many improvents, and vices I should leave behind, but my new year’s resolution is to stop posting my thoughts and feelings regarding my personal life online (this goes for blogs and status updates). The reason for this is that I don’t want to make the people in my life worry about me. I know I sometimes write disturbingly detailed accounts of my actions and thoughts. As a writer I can not stop doing this, but I will now express my most personal feelings in a private journal. Friends, I get carried away sometimes when writing, and I tend to come off very tragic, but it’s just my dark sense of humor and dramatic personality working together. That’s not to dismiss the fact that I do suffer from depression occasionally, as I’m sure most people do, especially artist types, but I don’t want to cause any of you concern for me, when in fact all is well, or at least manageable. As a result of feeling depressed lately what I’ve come to realize is that I’m a spoiled shit, and that I live a pretty charmed life. Truthfully, and this may sound crazy to some, but my greatest source of depression is that I didn’t become a rockstar, seriously for two years I’ve been trying to cope with that, but now at 31 I’ve come to terms with the reality that it will never happen. As I said, even though life hasn’t granted my every whim, it has been very good to me. Especially when you look at humanity on a global or generational scale, for example the middle class in Bolivia is at such a water shortage that it threatens their entire government and society, so clearly even the best and brightest there have very little to look forward to, which makes my sense of entitlement seem ridiculous. After a couple weeks of soul searching I have put things in prospective, and have to live my life with a slightly different approach. In the past couple of weeks, I considered the options of dropping the whole “Jessie von Presley” persona, giving up music, film, comedy, and pretty much everything else I care about, including partying, casual drugs, and recreational sex, in exchange for a more normal life consisting of a career, wife, kids, and a home. Here’s the dilemma I face though, I’m not really happy with my life anymore, and the prospect of a more normal life doesn’t sound so tempting because I’ll miss the life I have. So from here on out, I’m looking to have some balance in my life. I’m not going to give up the Jessie Von Presley thing, it’s my form of artistic expression and I take great pride in the fact that I realized this vision without compromise. However, I can no longer make my personal identity so closely associated with a creative project in the entertainment industry because as it fails it makes me see myself as a failure. And my definition of failure is anything short of The Beatles, which is a pretty high standard to hold ones self to just to achieve happiness. Clearly it’s going to be best for my mental health to treat this thing as a hobby from here on out. Don’t get me wrong, it will always be my passion, but it will not be my career. My goal now is to put some of the energy that I’ve put into music, film, comedy, and various other art forms, and put that energy to work by earning as much money as possible in the real world, make some investments, and of course continue to keep living it up, but without losing control. As for sexual promiscuity verses momogamy, I think I’m at a point where I’d rather have a partner in life than several in passing. Probably the most normal home life I could hope for would be something resembling the Addams Family, and that’s as close as I’d want to get to normal. In my final quest for ballance I have to look to my social life, for several months now I’ve been partying pretty much every day and night, but rather than completely stop going out, getting high and drunk, I’m going to continue it, only in moderation. I’ve never been adicted to any substance, it’s just fun and excitement that I’m addicted to. Which I can still have to some degree, only now I’ll keep it to weekends, and then call it a night around 2 or 3 like a normal person. Long story short, I’m not sure how or if this will all end, but I’m going to ride it out as far as nature or science will allow, while appreciating and making the most of my good fortune.

I was recently turned on to a great show called MAD MEN which takes place around an Advertizing Agency in the 1960’s on Madison Ave hence the name MAD MEN. To give you a quick synapses of the show I went to AMC’s website so I could be accurate…”The series revolves around the conflicted world of Don Draper the biggest Ad man /Ladies man in the business and his colleagues at the Sterling Cooper Advertizing Agency. As Don makes the plays in the boardroom and the bedroom he struggles to stay a step ahead of the rapidly changing times and the young executives nipping at his heels. The series also depicts authentically the roles of men and women in this ear while exploring the true human nature beneath the guise of 1960’s family values.” I really think that this show is a piece right out of history…


We learn about the dangers we all thought were innocent in products such as plastic bags can smother children, cigarettes can cause cancer, seat belts were not required yet. Just to name a few. The other thing I noticed was how accepted it was to drink alcohol at your office during the work day even if it wasn’t “cocktail hour” there was always a bottle of booze in an exec’s office. There is always smoking even pregnant ladies smoked they didn’t know the effects of the unborn child and smoking. There is a lot of cigarettes used to make this series… LOL! Maybe due to the fact that Lucky Strikes cigarettes were one of their #1 sponsors. The fashions and attention to details was a joy to see! I felt like “Barbie” was in this show when Betty Draper appears in a scene! The hair styles, furniture, cars even the actors look from the 1960’s. Bravo! I’ve only started watching this series you can catch it ondemand/primetime/AMC on cable new shows air staring Mondays. Series one is on right now! The show is in its third series. The quality of this show makes you feel as if you are watching a movie rather than a T.V. series. It can move a bit slow but I think it ads to the suspense. So check it out! This is Terry’s cable T.V. in review signing out until next time saying…Enjoy the show!


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the one & only gypsy blak's

Tales from the Blakside fuck the holidays So here we are the last few weeks of 2009...seems like it just came up...Before I rant about that, I want to say a few things regarding Elegant Bastards last show @ the whiskey. First of all, thank you so much to everyone that made it out & helped us go out with a bang. If your gonna do a final show, it’s beset to do it in style & what better way then @ the whiskey. It was definitely one of the most fun shows we have done. I also want to thank everyone who has supported this band & been around since day one. But due to differences, arguments, crap & such it was time to put E.B. to rest. So what’s next? Nurse Nancy & Captain Payasa have there band of course PENIS ENVY (www.myspace.com/penisenvy13) & me I am getting together my own project “Gypsy Blak & the Antibastards ( name may change soon, but that’s what I got for right now) , so I will keep you up to date on that. Ok… with that out the way… X-mas is coming up, a holiday I have never really had a love for. It’s a holiday supposedly geared towards families, which never get along. Hell I don’t have a real family, just one I adopted & that turned to shit as well. So I guess that’s how it works. This makes me think…this time last year people were so glad that I moved back to Cali. Then after awhile my so called “friends & family” started dropping like flies, & why? People have there own motives, if you can’t dedicate all your time to that particular person that get all butt hurt. Never mind the fact I have a g.f. to worry about, job hunting trying to figure out what the hell I’m gonna do since were completely broke, school, how the hell am I gonna pay for school, my band, etc. but I have to focus all my attention on one person, & if I can’t do that I’m an asshole. Well fuck you then, I am an asshole. I’m tired of so called “friends & family” who in the end could give a flying fuck about you. So. one of my new year’s resolutions (see how we move from x-mas to new years so quickly? Lol) is to weed out the people that are poison in my life. The people that really don’t give a fuck about me are being eliminated from my life. I suggest the same thing for all of you too. Why waste your time with people that are just being an anchor? When you keep a person in your life who really doesn’t even try to bring anything to the table, for instance you go out of your way to help them, whether they deserve it or not, & all they repay you with is shit, why are you keeping them in your life? Why are you keeping someone in your life that just takes take takes & never gives anything back? Why are you still friends with someone who really doesn’t treat you like a friend. You have no problem treating them as family & they tell you your there friend yet they treat you like an annoyance…what is wrong with that picture? I’m sorry, even if there your family members, you have to sometimes write them off too. Another example: a friend of mine does everything she can to help out her family. She is shown NO appreciation, or given any support & they drain her dry of money to where it makes it difficult for her to take care of her own kid. & they still give her shit for it. That’s blood relatives doing that…family or not. Why keep them around? We all do it, but none of us some to wonder why.. So enjoy your holidays, I’m just waiting patiently till there over with, the only thing worth a damn on x-mas is the fucking egg nog…& even that leaves something to be desired…so merry fucking x-mas & happy fucking new year… go choke on a ornament….Other places you can find me: www.myspace.com/gypsyblak Face book:www.facebook.com/gypsyblak


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an old fashioned rant with the one and only mojo el diablo

DUDE...it’s

been a while

fukkhedz and fornicators...SUP

ONE...what

EVERY-

an adventure

of disappointments do i got for you...IT

ALL STARTED A LITTLE BIT AFTER THANXTAKING (aka thanks giving)...what happened, you ask...WELL...it all started when i got mongo and his lame, delusional, cocky, feuxhawk wear-

ing, korean douche bag friend austin

(yes,

aus-

tin the asian, i call him

austin the lame-sian) into the hollywood palladium to go see hatebreed and trivium for a bottle of jaegermeister and a ride the weho...MOJO

ALSO HAD TO SING W/ DOUBLE ZERO LATER THAT NIGHT AND NEEDLESS TO

SAY, HE GOT SO inconsiderate, fake ass, lame STRESSED, CUZ THE ass, (small penised) korean LAME-SIAN THAT HE douche bag...WHAT THE COULDN’T REMEMFUCK EVER, MOJO...i BER THE LYRICS TO was also on live on the THE SONG HOLLYsunset strip show and was WOOD...what did austin also too nervous to be on the lame-sian do... the show, cuz of worrying WELL, THAT FUCKER about getting stranded.... DITCHED US (yes, he YES, THE PEOPLE OF told us he had shit to ORANGE COUNTY ARE do the next morning, THAT FUCKING LAME...

and then we warp

but when someone gets

we eventually got rescued by

danger and headliner rick

you into a big event like

two pteradactyls that night

the palladium and has a somewhat gig, and you

don’t go to that fucking gig after the big concert he gets you

in, and you don’t go to that gig)...like is says in the perenthesis...

PAY FOR YOUR OWN TICKETS THAT’LL COST YOU BASICALLY FIFTY BUX... fuck that delusional,

and gotta ride back to oc...

IT FUCKING PRINCIPLE, PEOPLE...fuck orange county people...MOJO IS ANNOYED..and then... MOJO GOT PAID ON THE FIRST AND RELEASED THE DECADE ENDING ISSUE OF LOST ANARCHY MAGAZINE ...our first stop was @ No Regrets in the LBC, then HB, Closed to Misery (aka costa mesa),

10ed it to Melrose and then the Sunset Strip (where we ran into our new publicist)...THE NEXT DAY WE DROPPED OFF IN WHITTIER, ANASLIME, DOWNEY, FUCKERTON, AND NOHO...later on that week i (along w/ my new personal assistant julia thurman) went to the ice house in pasedena for comedians mr. martinez...WE

WERE THE ONLY WHITE PEOPLE THERE...twas a latin comedy show and i rest my case... NUFF SAID...martinez is hilarious...IS THAT A GOOD WRITE UP FOR YA COMEDIANS OR WHAT...the next few days we restocked the sunset strip and a few other

places and then twas hannukkah and nothing really else

that exciting to talk about...

NOW BACK TO JUL-A-D & LIL’ TRAJO!


Medical marijuana should be legal! Everyone knows it and they've been saying it for years.

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But,

not a lot of people are

well educated on medical mari juana.

To

help rectify the lack

of knowledge and education on medical marijuana;

I

introduce

Los Angeles Journal for the Education on Medical Marijuana. Do you have a journal? Well now I keep a journal and I had no idea there was so much that I didn't know about medical marijuana. Once I picked it up and started reading, it was hard to put down. So…I decided to go directly to LA JEMM Magazine for a sit down. But that wasn’t exactly how it went. Not like a regular kind of interview that’s for sure, if there is such an interview. When I met Richard Eastman who is the LA JEMM “Celebrity Photographer” and a the

medical marijuana activist it was

a delight in it self!

Shooting

everyone from rock stars

to congressmen he has taken his plight to change the laws on medical marijuana to every venue he could and does when and where ever possible. ney with

Dennis Pavon,

He

started his jour-

whom went on to help

Richard

on his way to starting the very first medical marijuana

Los Angeles and then to the Compassion Youth Pack for Medical Marijuana, and now the Medical Marijuana Expo held every year in West Hollywood, Ca. I see him mainly as an activist for education on medical marijuana with the right friends (those kinds of friends we all wish we had) who want to help him to reach the people, right there, backing him up. And now to his most recent trip with the United States Medical Marijuana Patient’s Rally at the White House on October 10th 2009, to meet with some of Americas top dignitaries to discuss his plight for medical marijuana legalization. Watch in 2010 for the historic film footage to be released. So pull up a chair, if Richard Eastman’s talking about medical marijuana, you’re going to learn something. Meeting the true founding father of LA JEMM, Ruben McBlue on the other hand was a completely different experience. I felt like I was hanging out with one of my best friends. As a matter a fact, after the dispensary in

interview was over we kept hanging out and

am glad to say today,

I I

can call him one of my good friends.

I

began

my interview with around

11am

Ruben

start-

ing with breakfast;

We

went to a normal, on

the street coffee shop,

I

were

I

had told him

was uncomfortable

discussing marijuana

in such a public place.

Well

that wasn’t a

knew

Ruben

problem; everyone there and what

he was all about, as if he were at home.

After Rock City Railroad. That’s his office, studio, show room, reception hall, storage center, it’s that; back to the

really a do everything kind of place.

RUBEN

MOVEd FrOM

THE cOLd OF

MIcHI-

GAN TO THE HEAT OF

LA

City

ANd SOON MET, IN

"ALL THESE rEALLY HIP, PArTY ScENE PEOPLE ANd LOcAL cELEBrITIES". HIS WOrdS

So he had this idea to start his first magazine, called it Scratch Magazine, and put all of them in it. Soon it got to be really popular so he changed the name to LA Rocks Magazine in 1986;

Rock

is also just one of

the names of the many former magazines he built on his practically on his own.

After that he changed the name to The Rock City News in 1987, you remember, it covered rock bands and had celebrity interviews. It came out every 2 :((.6)25<($56Y28&28/'17+$9( missed it, we all loved it. 14


Around 4 years ago i started the LA JEMM Magazine, "The Los Angeles Journal for the Education on Medical Marijuana",

LA JEMM Magazine has a circulation of over 55 thousands city wide, with in a thirty mile radios of the Rock City Railroad HeadQuarters. The magazine can be found in dispensaries, news stands, clinics, coffee shops, markets and other stores throughout Los Angeles.

The 1st is that ‘laughter is the best medicine’. Marijuana makes you laugh; therefore making you feel better, just like if whether it’s a hobby or a girlfriend or medicine. Medical marijuana is a medicine, which he strongly believes is the first key to herbal wellness, health and happiness. The 2nd is the fact that no one has ever died from smoking medical marijuana where as millions die each year from smoking tobacco and drinking alcohol alone. More benefits are just as clear, such as relieving pain and the pain systems associated with aids, some symptoms caused by glaucoma, anxiety and relaxation issues, and also helps with problems associated with sleeping and eating disorders.

it was to be the first of its kind and completely separate from The Rock City News Magazine.

HE BELIEVES WHAT HE dOES IS THE rIGHT WAY TO EdUcATE THE PUBLIc ON THE BENEFITS OF MEdIcAL MArIJUANA ANd IN HIS OWN WOrdS QUOTEd

"THErE

ArE TOO MANY BEN-

EFITS TO cOUNT".

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What would you expect from a a guy that joins the Navy to escape being caught for violent crimes then becomes a Police officer himself, I always liked a Clockwork Orange.

ROGER RAVES This guy has his own father committed to go about clearing out and selling his fathers house. It must be that his father divorced his mother way back 1965. Its probably and no wonder and what would you expect That they don’t share with his brother and is no ones friend. His shit head crazy mother being the raging bitch she is always had this thing about letting this shit head get away with everything and ground and discipline his other brother for it all even the burglarizing the neighbors house and giving jewelry to his girl friend, the police just went over there to get the stuff back.

What gets Me is that they think they are these great Christians and are far from the real church lady’s she bitches to and defiantly not any Mother Teresa’s or Mahatma Gandhi’s I cant go home they wont let me out of here, I know his selling my house but there’s nothing I can do about it I am locked up. He brought Me here for a sprained ankle. He tricked Me into this, He’s been planning this for a long time and I didn’t know about it. He came by and said lets go hang out for a while and I twisted my angle, He’s a crafty one he is your brother he is. I myself personally have this other motive is that there is the River Of Stix where its really an ocean size as well as deep river that flows people that all have a big stick just being beaten and beating everyone as competition to get out as the river flows it appears that there is a way out, just another false hope leads right back again. You know they all arguing and bickering about what happened and who did what when they were alive. He doesn’t even come by to see me, haven’t talked to hasn’t called or came by since he brought Me here, I am being committed for being crazy when I came here for a sprained ankle. Hes getting power of attorney and going about selling my house. Well he’s out of money know and whats mine. Well 365 thousand sounds right it was appraised for 400 but its all been coming down for a while. I bet My mother put him up to this, I thought something wazup when I called up to the house and phone was disconnected and my mothers number was disconnected so I called my brother, Boy I thought I could really put it down! Musta been watching episodes of Dallas or somthin where they kill the boss to take over the business. I always ask 2 questions Who called the police and how does a cannibal tribe decide who’s next on the menu. That’s what they are even saying about the International Society For Krsna Consciousness Praubhupada was giving these lectures about the mentality of killing Guru to be Guru, Its ancient. I think It was the government and the providers of products and consumables that are on the stock market that you don’t need. Many family’s kill the elders for property and possessions. What would you expect from a family that also incorporates divorce or tries to have there own kids put away on fictitious charges like drugs and homosexuality and stuff like that. That’s how I became emancipated. They must really think I stupid if I don’t want anything but What would you expect from a bitch that says ok put on your shoes now, what do mean you cant find you shoes lets dump out the toy box, not here slap my face let look in the living room bath room sisters room where are your shoes brother walk right up to the toy box drops in the shoes there they are he put them in the toy box how dare you ever blame anything on your brother!


The end of the zodiac is marked by Sagittarius the archer and Capricorn the sea goat. Both old souls that mark a powerful part of the year. The sag starts nov 22nd around thanksgiving and lasts till dec. 21 night of winter solstice/yule. It's the night of keeping what you want for the coming year, and discarding what you don't want. It's a night of celebration, and feast. The year comes to an end with Sagittarius, followed by Capricorn, Dec. 22nd-Jan 20th. Capricorn closes the year, but also begins it in January. These signs mark the December holidays, and festivals, and carry with them teaching spirits of reflection from the year past, and lessons to carry on to the year coming. Sagittarius-independent fiery free spirit, a wise soul, teacher and liver to the max. Skye's uncle EZ Rider, harley guy, actor and spiritual teacher. Skye's other teacher, the late great Jim Morrison for whom I wrote song The Lizard King. Also, Frank Sinatra who I always felt connected with, whose send in the clowns,

inspired me to do the the thesis performance I graduated with in college. Other cool sags include Ozzy Osbourne, Joey Vincent, Steven Spielberg, and Jane Fonda. Can you picture what we'll be? So limiltless and free... -Sagiterious Jim Morrison Capricorn the sea goat-the wise old soul. The ambitious tough mountain goat or graceful mermaid human. Capricorn the sea goat will travel to the bottom of the seas or climb the steepest of mountains to get what the it wants. The orgasm of Capricorn's life is achievement, accomplishment. Capricorn is tough as nails, and the goat can actually ingest nails. The Goat in fact can also swallow glass, metal, rocks. This tough as nails sighn is immune to many things that hurt or effect other sighns, and is therefor seen as less sensitive as well. The Goat can befreind scorpios, gemini, Libra or taurus without problems. They are very grounded and rooted to the earth, the mountains, as well as to structure, order, tradition, foundation, so they're not thrown off track easily. Capricorn LVYHU\GHGLFDWHGWRLWVFUDIW,WVZRUNLVWKHLUORYH and passion. Relationships that are career involved are ideal for the Seagoat because its work is pleasure and the two can't always be divided. Capricorn's demons are workaholism and keeping it's eye on the prize at all costs, so it should know when to chill and give itself down time when needed instead of business as usual. Buildings, department stores, coporations, Christmas, New Year, Jesus Christ, the Tarot Devil card-for earthly possessions and pleasures are all Capricorn.

Elvis Presely, Skye's mom and dad, Mojo/Brojo's mom Ma-jo, Wonder Woman, Faye Dunaway, Mel Gibson, Kevin Costner, Denzel Washington, Rod Stewert, Howard Hughes, classic actors Carrey Grant, Humphery Bogurt, Ava Gardner, my hero Dolly Parton, and yours truley (Jan. 9th) are all Capricorn the Sea Goat. ~Skye Delamey www.myspace.com/ skyedelamey In 2010 Stay tuned for new song/video and skyestore's Skye's favorite things for sale at www.skyedelamey.com

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Meet rock n rolls answer to the pussycat dolls on heroin. Some things just go together, like peanut butter and jelly,

Nikki the knife

50 cent and bullet holes and yes even kittens and switchblades.

Black Eyed Billy BUZZES THAT THE dEcAdENT

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Switchblade Kitty is one precocious pussy that you could never tame like a pet.


SHOOT ON HER BACK, BUT MAKE SURE IT GETS IN HER HAIR, THROAT, NOSE, EYES, BUT NOT IN THE PUSSY!

DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOCK ANY OF DEM HOES UP...especially when a hoe like that'll cheat on you in a heartbeat...NEVERMORE!

COOL BEANS

Hello children!

Welcome to the new year. 2010 is looking promising in regard to upcoming events and social activities. It is difficult to say exactly how the year will turn out but if January is any indicator then we are looking at a very great year.

Luckily all 3 bands are different enough to coexist at the same time, making that the most brutal thing I can even think of... And all 3 paying homage to The Govenator, what more could you ask for?!?

NOTE: to all the people...SINCE JAMES CAMERON STOPPED DOING TERMINATOR...there’s an inane and insane new trend for rock bands that is cheesy, but at least it’s not a cover band or an over-glorified karaoke act...WHAT IS THIS NEW TREND...governator mania...metal, rock, or hardcore style bands who write, perform, and record songs about the greatest action star (and california’s governor) Arnold Swartzeneger.


AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE Bottom line, Austrian Death Machine is fast, pissed, brutal and every song has a guitar solo. You won’t find fantasy lyrics or overly poetic personal jargon. There are only forcefully chanted, testosterone drive phrases that our sweet governor Arnold would approve of...THEY ARE THE FIRST TO EVER DO THIS, GOD DAMNIT (mad props to Tim of As I Lay Dying)! SWARTZENATOR Conceived in an apartment in West Hollywood circa 2006 by three crazy (albeit wildly talented) musicians, Schwarzenator is the twisted, mutant brainchild of: vocalist JP Von Hitchburg (Within The Void / Venison); guitarist Shane Gibson (KORN / Jonathan Davis / Stork) and guitarist Jonathan Weed (Charlie Superfly). ARNOCORPS Initially, one might perceive ArnoCorps as merely a group of five highlytrained militant Austrian action-rock heroes. Big mistake. The motivation behind the band is far too complex to be defined by such superficial characteristics. Inspired by the ancient heroic lore and mythology of the Austrian Alpine communities, the content of ArnoCorps music carries on their homeland’s sacred tradition of telling stories of great deeds and fantastic adventures through song. With powerful anthems including Terminator, Commando, Predator and Total Recall, the band has been singularly responsible for restoring integrity to the many Austrian tales that have been bastardized for cinematic exploitation in big-budget Hollywood blockbusters...THEY ARE THE FIRST OF TO DATE (2000 to be exact)!

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Trying not to get angry. You said ADM was the FIRST?!?!?!

headline toured the UK twice before Austrian Death Machine existed as an idea for Tiny Tim. We were featured in Thrasher, Bizarre, FLEX, Maxim Blender and toured

ArnoCorps started in 2000, started selling out shows in 2001,

21 the world before any of these bands decided to start bastardizing the ancient lore of Austria. Holy shit. Going to have a schizoid embolism right now!!!!


the aids monkey reviews james cameron's avatar aka dances with fucking smurfs!

What do you get when you mix a paraplegic, lots of acid and mushrooms, 10ft tall half naked smurf chicks (with tails, might I add),dances with wolves, a not gay version of world of warcraft with a fuckton of explosions and war? A gift from the gods... Avatar is a work of art. Not just because it is visually stunning, but its a complete movie, and an amazing ride. Seriously, its some of the coolest shit I've ever seen.

The production cost of the movie is said to be the highest ever, with a budget of 300 mil. With that in mind, there's absolutely no reason for critics not to pick the movie apart. Honestly, the most I could say kinda sucked was the main character's accent. The guy is Australian but trying to sound American, and from time to time he does the Nicole Kidman thing, where their native tongue slips out. Who really gives a shit though?!?! Its the damn future and none of us know what we'll sound like hundreds of years from now. Visually, Avatar is beyond a masterpiece. I couldn't peel my eyes away from the screen, and wasn't under the influence of anything.

If people start making movies like this, I don't know how we'll be able to seperate a movie from reality.

It's that damn good.


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Avatar, like any other 3 hour movie obviously has its slower parts; but I could really care less. Personally, if its going to be slow, I want something to look at. I want my eyes and brain being stimulated while the story builds... and this movie delivers. Oh, and the smurf version of Sigourney Weaver is pretty hot. 10ft tall or not, I'd hit it from the back. Speaking of smurf sex, when two of the smurfs started kinda going at I felt uncomfortable. I'm sitting there thinking, please tell me these people don't take it all the way.

AVATAr

I mean, it looks so realistic, and the movie, is more for adults, so the last thing I'd want to happen is for some weird hentai perv to be poundin off in the back of the theatre. Much less would I want to see some alien cg kissing legitimize any of their perverted fantasies.

Most importantly, dances with giant fucking smurfs kicked fucking ass!

dEVELOPS cHArAcTErS ANd

cOMPLETELY STArTS ANd FINISHES A STOrY IN

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SHOT.

What has taken most people anywhere from 3 to 6 movies to do, Avatar does in one movie.

Just go watch it, I guarantee it will be some of the best stuff you'll see for a long time to come.


January ninth is looking to be a day in history for Los Angeles punk rock. The Skulls had a reunion show that day and it was an absolutely mind-blowing experience. The Skulls originally formed in 1977 and are considered by some to be one of the first Los Angeles punk bands. They were among a few staple bands, including but not limited to The Germs, The Weirdos, and The Screamers, of the infamous venue known as The Masque. The original Skulls lineup consisted of Billy Bones (vocals), Marc Moreland (guitar), Bruce Moreland or Chas T. (Bass), and Michael “Sten Gunn” Wallace (drums). This lineup did not extensively tour and did not make many official releases. They broke up early on and later reformed with another lineup which changed again shortly after the reformation. The most current lineup includes Billy Bones (Vocals), Sean “Geronimo” Antillon (drums), Kevin “The Kid” Preston, and James “Hardslug” Harding. Each of these incredibly talented individuals can be seen in other amazing bands. Billy Bones currently has his own band named The Billy Bones which has been known to play throughout Southern California on occasion. Sean “Geronimo” Antillon is currently playing in several notable bands including The Gears, The Duane Peters Gunfight, The Black Fuzz, and Circle One. Kevin “The Kid” Preston currently has his own band known as Prima Donna which is currently on tour with Green Day in Asia and also plays inn Foxboro Hot Tubs as second guitarist. James “Hardslug” Harding formed his own band, Hardslug, after the last break up. It was really hard to wait for this event to occur especially since the count down began months ago. It was quite possibly the most exciting thing that was on my calendar in months. As New Years Eve wound down my focus became The Skulls Reunion and the steps I needed to take to get the proper coverage. I got tickets for the event and later with Sean’s assistance I got the photo pass that I needed to get the coverage that they deserve. I can honestly say that The Galaxy Theater was an amazing venue and the staff worked really hard to make the event safe and successful. The show was absolutely incredible and each of the bands that played had so much enthusiasm for the music that they were playing. That night Fallujah 71, Amerikan Made, Noise Attack, and The Skulls played obviously as the headlining band. Overall, each of the bands played great and the energy and brotherhood could be felt throughout the night. My two favorite bands of the night were Fallujah 71 and The Skulls. It was awesome watching these two because of the fact that Fallujah 71 is a young and upcoming band and The Skulls are a truly amazing band with a strong lineup that is simply mind-blowing. It was also interesting to discover that the very talented young drummer of Fallujah 71 took drum lessons at one time with Sean. My friend Jose Freitas (lead singer of After) was simply amazed at the brotherhood and interconnected nature of the scene itself. It was his first punk show and now he is convinced that there is so much more to the scene than just crazy mosh pits and hard hitting political songs. It is safe to say that the entire night was fantastic and it will be hard to beat this show. It was a night that will not soon be forgotten. Punk may be glamorous and hip now but it wasn’t always. It was about anarchy; Jack Grisham (TSOL) said it best when he said “We were for anarchy because anarchy was fun.” With that in mind, I would like to remind people to stand strong and fight for whatever it is that is that makes you feel good and support the people that are providing us with the music which is keeping us all sane in the struggle of everyday life.

Happy new decade you monstrous fashionista's of rock. With New Years eves Blue Moon we have transitioned into our next phase of music, reality and our lives. A scene must die in order for a new one to be born.

Times are changing and we may not be left with what we once knew.

Despite frigid weather Syracuse, New York is still happening. I met a young talented group of men recording at Moletrax East, Augustine, with a commercial radio friendly sound these boys can go places. I got a laminate for The Party With KROCK on Halloween. Located at The New York State Fairgrounds in the horticultural building. Near the entrance was a disco with a DJ. Across from there monitors with sports on. Beer and food concessions. A haunted house located in the middle of the building and at the far end a stage. The first band was good they replaced a act on the bill and I forgot there name. After Midnight Project were very good. They were hard rock with a Stone Temple Pilots edge. I spoke briefly with the singer. Day Of Fire were dull with a commercial sound. Papercut Massacre has a popular music sound and are all nice guys. I am a fan of Trapt so I liked the set. Headstrong is a favorite song of mine.

Local Syracuse Musician Mike Casale celebrated his 60Th birthday by raising $5,000 for the spina bifida clinic in upstate children's hospital at The Dinosaur Bar b Que. Casale's band Geek Romeo performed.

Casale favorite band Orleanz known for the hit Still The One (innout burgers theme song) headlined.The show was a success and everyone sounded great.

Shifty's is a good place for cheap eats and drinks and no cover shows.


Amerikan Primitive headlined the punk rock venue The Half Penny Pub (almost never a cover) on Dec 11 with Undergang and New Jersey's own Goon Saloon.

Undergang's set was vibrant. Goon Saloon in there 1940's gangster outfits rocked the house.

30 people attended the after party at Moletrax. it was off the hook except for the ultra douche primadonna I'm somebody guitarist of Brand New Sin. Sue Karlick Amerikan Primitives guitarist has been referred to as Central New York's Joan Jett.

ULTIMATE BANDGIRL

The front bar and back room were packed. Amerikan Primitive and there hard rock stylings were major crowed pleasers.

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Dec 23 Upstairs at The Dinosaur I had a laminate for "A Very Naughty Little Christmas" variety show benefit The Syracuse Children's Consortium. The comedy and musical acts were good. Jeff Moleski and Jeff Jones performed the raunchy Hillbilly Theater. I laughed my ass off at them. Madame Trixy and Her Burlesque Dolls performed much of the nights entertainment and I was unimpressed by the routines, costumes and the girls style. Madame Trixy did not stand out in the crowed of girls at all and was unidentifiable. My time in Madame Sunset and The Hollywood Kittens taught me that burlesque is very extravagant and over the top. Big hair, bright popping makeup, showgirl/striptease/ Caberet and a bit of vaudeville. Most of the burlesque dolls had flat or shaggy hair just hanging down little or not on the mark make up. The Burlesque Dolls used black electrical tape instead of youtubing how to make your own pasties that are cheap and easy to do. Toupee glue holds those fake eyelashes and pasties on good. Its not club hell when your on the bill it is unacceptable to not be done up to the nines and in full costume. If you are not going to put on the show right you should not do it at all. The dolls costumes reminded more of a cheap strip bar act than a classy burlesque show. Madame Trixy and her Burlesque Dolls are one worth missing next time around. Dec 26 Nic Fueco played The Half Penny Pub with his cover band Tempter, and he acted like a primadonna all night because Monday nights at The Dinohe was home and could get away with it. Fun night saur are Guitar Center Industry Nights. The Holiday lots of laughing. Great Times! Logan Blue laid down party was fun and I won a some vocal tracks drunk as hell at Moletrax east. gift card in a drawing, only New Years Eve I went down to Oswego, New York to $25. Old City Hall. Several cover bands performed and jam band Rubble Bucket performed. Rubble Bucket were good they were not great and were a little mundane over two 90 minute sets. Overall it was a great party and a lot of fun. I thought you biatches needed some culture so I went to The Everson Museum of Art exhibit Turner to Cezanne Masterpieces From the Davies Collection National Museum of Wales. The exhibit included works by Manet. Renoir, Turner, Van Gogh, Bonnard, Cezanne and Monet. The art exhibit brought in a record 40 year number of visitors. It was nice seeing the brushstrokes and paintings up close. Amazing pieces of work. Feb 6 I am going with Amerikan Primitive to The Trash Bar in Brooklyn, New York. I will let you know how it goes next time. Until next time cold hearted slaves dont do anything I wouldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;nt do. Hit me up on myspace or facebook. XOXO ultimatebandgirl.


note:

MOJO AND BROJO DID A WEEK OF REPOING CARS AND PARTY W/ A BUNCH OF CLUCKERS @ AFTER PARTIES...the repoing was fun the cluckers can suck my balls...THAT’S

WHY HOLLYWOOD’S SCENE IS GOING AS EXTINCT AS THE GOTHS...welll, that and other bullshit for the sake of fucking bullshit...WHAT

FUCK EVER!

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Well, they don't go by clucker, we call them cokeheads, i mean coke-whores, i mean douche bags, i mean free spirt...YEAH, THAT'S IT...free spirit means slut...JUST LIKE MOJO'S EXS... come one, everytime they say free spirit, they mean slut w/o saying slut!

IF YOU BE A GOOd WENcH THE cAPTAIN MIGHT LET YE AT YE GrOG!

IF A GIRL HAS A TATTOO ON HER LOWER BACK she's A FREE SPIRIT!


27 You all know why tiger woods cheated on his wife...SHE'S A GOLD DIGGING CUNT...come on...THE FREE SPIRITS HE CHEATED ON HER W/ HAD SOMETHING HIS WIFE DIDN'T HAVE...fucking personality...NOW FOR THE BUZZ?

THE BUZZZ: Legal Column Brent Lee Kendell JD, CPA Negligent Apartment Manager! Dear Brent Kendell, JD, CPA: I was traumatized by an apartment manager and I was wondering if I had a case, and if so, whether I can sue or not. If you’ve got time to read my story, I’d appreciate your advice. I was visiting my girlfriend’s apartment, with her permission, while my apartment was being sprayed for bugs. When I was ready to leave, I noticed I locked my keys in the ignition of my Mustang. I retrieved a clothes hanger to “Jimmy” the lock and while I was walking through the parking lot I ran into the apartment Manager. She asked what I was doing there because I didn’t look familiar. I told her I was a guest and that I locked my keys in the car. I offered her my girlfriend’s phone number and told her to call and check it out. She refused to check out my story by calling my girlfriend even though she had a phone in her hand. Instead she called the cops. Before I knew it was looking down the barrel of the Glock 9 millimeter and was in handcuffs. After an agonizing hour I was finally let go. Can I sue? Do I have a case? Bob “Snakepit” Wesson Redondo Beach Here we go again! The same question people ask again and again! Of course you can sue! You can sue the apartment manager for being a fat ugly bitch! You can sue for anything you want. It’s not if you can sue, it’s if you have a case and if you can win! This is an apparent case of negligence, and possibly infliction of emotional distress, both of which are torts! Let’s start with negligence. To establish a case for negligence, the following elements must be proved: 1. The existence of a duty on the part of the defendant 2. Breach of that duty 3. The breach of which was the actual and proximate cause of your injury 4. Damages A duty of care is imposed on all human activity. The apartment manager is under a duty to act as an ordinary, prudent and reasonable person to take precautions to avoid unreasonable risks of injury to other persons. Since she is an apartment manager, she will likely be held to a higher standard, that of a professional. Arguably, she will be considered an innkeeper, who is required to exercise a very high degree of care, which would make her liable for even slight negligence. For your story, it is clear she had a duty to avoid unreasonable risk to your safety, i.e., to use her phone to check out your story before calling the cops. Breach of that duty: Where a defendant’s conduct falls short of her standard of care owed to you, as an invitee, she has breached her duty by not calling your girlfriend, meeting the second element. There’s little doubt she breached her duty when she risked your life by calling the cops. Actual and Proximate cause: The actual cause means the cause in fact. “But for” her failure to check out your story, she was the cause of your ordeal. The proximate cause deals with forseeability. Clearly it was foreseeable when she called the cops; the situation was escalated and since cops have guns, your life would be in danger. From your facts, the apartment manager’s calling of the cops was the actual and proximate cause of your dangerous situation. Damages: From your story you were handcuffed and stared down the barrel of a gun. These are definite and foreseeable damages. The only way damages could be more severe would be if a bullet when through your heart. Not only do you have a definite case against the apartment manager, your case would extent to the apartment building as well, which would be considered a deep pocket, i.e., they have liability insurance. But wait! There’s more! From the facts, you have another cause of action: Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress! From your facts, the following elements can be proved 1. Extreme and outrageous conduct 2. Intent or recklessness on the part of the defendant 3. Causation 4. Damages From your story, it would be extreme and outrageous for the apartment manager to call the cops and risk your life after you identified yourself and requested she check out your story. This transcends all bounds of decency. She had the intent to cause your distress, even if not, she meets the definition of being reckless. Her actions caused your situation and looking down the barrel of a gun would be clear damages because of the trauma that ensued. If the facts are as you say, give me a call. This looks like a slam dunk! That’s what I get paid for! As a wise man once said, (OK, it was me), if some dumb bitch calls the cops for no apparent reason, take action! She deserves to lose her job. If you don’t, next time you could end up in a casket! Have you got a legal question? Do you want you shit (music) reviewed? Send question/demo package to: Brent Lee Kendell, JD, CPA BrentKendellCPA@aolcom www.myspace.com/thebuzzhollywood P.O. Box 16133 Beverly Hill, CA 90209


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“The Wild Goose” 11604 Aviation Blvd LAX CA 90304 www.thewildgoose.com www.myspace.com/wildgoosegirls

The decrepit sign out front of the club read, “The World’s Most Beautiful Women.” Naturally I was skeptical since this didn’t look like any of the newer gentleman’s clubs. This place looked more like a sports bar than a Las Vegas strip club. Walking in the door, I was greeted by a small window which indicated a cover charge. Walking right by like I owned the place, or had been there earlier, I did my best to avoid any possible cover charge. Since it was almost noon, to my surprise it was free admission. There was a line of about five other guys, approximately my age holding a food tray. Hungry, but not wanting to be taken for lunch ride, I gazed at the menu. $5 for lasagna, which included a self serve salad! Pleasantly surprised I heaped a pile of potato salad on the mini plate and waited for the lasagna. Surprised again, the lasagna helping was more than I expected as I watched the chef pile it on! Paying the $5, I found a place right up front for the show. A waitress walked by and asked if I wanted a drink. Eyeing the place card in front of me I was shocked to see domestic beers were only $3! Except for the dark lighting and the stripper stage, this place seemed to be more of a lunch diner than a strip club. Passing on the beer I dug into the great meal in front of me. It wasn’t the best lasagna I’d ever had, but it was the best I’d ever had at a diner, especially considering the generous portion! Soon a noon a bell rang. Gazing up at the DJ booth it became evident it was happy hour. Beers were already only $3, could they be ½ of that for happy hour? I don’t know and I didn’t find out. I had to be back at work in an hour so I wasn’t interest in a beer at that moment, although it was tempting. The same waitress came by again, not to harass us, like other strip clubs, but to give us a free calendar! Not your run-of-the-mill cheap strip club calendar, this is a glossy calendar with twelve different girls in sexy poses, professionally done. Besides the beautiful girls the backgrounds were excellent. One girl on a Harley, another in front of an airplane, at the beach, in bed, in front of a hot tub, excellent professional photography.

I had no idea! I was offered the gig, up to the last night, but I turned it down! What was I thinking?

Finally, one of the girls from the calendar, “Rose” took the stage to loud rock music. Scantly dressed, Rose was a tall brunette with a beautiful face. She gyrated to the music slowly peeling off her clothes while dollar bills were thrown in her direction. While she may not have been a perfect 10, she was a 9 ½ for sure. Her bodacious boobs and curvy body was more than an eyeful. Her smile and attitude was as if she was enjoying her work. The next performer was “Chloe,” or as was indicated by the calendar. Her extremely high heels made her look taller than she was. This girl appeared to be a gymnast since her body was a tight as a prom date and she moved like she was very flexible, bending over so far, that little triangle was peeking from between her legs to the delight of the horny crowd. A sweet blonde with a beautiful face, she was extremely pretty and her long blonde hair was a definite plus. The crowd seemed a little more responsive than the girl before, as was evident by the larger pile of dollars on the stage. Her boobs were not as big as Rose’s but (did I say Butt?) they seemed to fit her perfectly.

I had about enough. I could stay all day but I had to get back to work and my two dollar bills weren’t as easy to throw as the one’s that filled the stage. This was my first time at the Wild Goose. The food was excellent, the girls were beautiful. They management could have spent some more money on the club, and it could have been a little darker, but then again who cares? As a wise man once said, (OK it was me!) The Wild Goose may not be a Spearmint Rino, but it sure has its place and the bang for your buck was top notch. If you’re anywhere near LAX at lunch time, give it a shot. If the nighttime entertainment was anything as good as the lunch show, I’ll be back! My ranking? On a scale of one to five beers, I’d give it a cold 4 ½. Check out their webpage full of beautiful girls and judge for yourself. Buzzz… myspace.com/thebuzzhollywood Facebok Brent Kendell BrentkendellCPA@aol.com


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didnt have my drummer,

(ZZ), (he’s out of town), although Syd said he’d do it, I couldnt get a hold of him for a (answer ur phone!) Cedric said he couldn’t do it because he had to work, (call in sick!), Hollywood Phil is out of town, (or so I figured because I didnt hear from him), John Gerrard was on board for a short time, but declined the opportunity, (It must have been personal problems because I could hesr in his voice he wanted it), rehearsal,

Who wants to ROCK? The only musician I had on board was Sam, who switched from beer to energy drinks to be sober enough for the show. Friday night the Sunset Strip was so dead, most of the bars were closed. I certainly didn’t have the opportunity to sell tickets. Friday night at midnight, the landline rings. To keep the wife from screaming, I grab it quick. It’s Joe from Club Vodka. “Ive got a midnight slot open, I’ve got your tickets right here!” he tells me. “I haven’t heard from Syd and I’ve got no time to sell tickets.” I told him honestly “OK,” he responded, I’ll put your name on the list, by the way, it’s sold out!” Saturday night, the Sunset Strip looked like the 80’s! The line outside of the Roxy was down the street. A crowd of friends surround me as I approached wanting tickets. Joe wasn’t kidding.... the place was packed! I could have sold a hundred tickets right then and there! The Rainbow was packed with the people who couldn’t get tickets. Stephen Perecy takes the stage without missing a beat. Going thrugh old Ratt tunes and new stuff it was amazing to me why this guy wasn’t fronting bands since his days in the 80’s! “Where has this guy been for the last 30 years?” I ask my georgous gf, Pulsar, “He looks and sounds great!” “Drugs and Aids killed the band and Stpehen lost the rights to the name Ratt! Contrary to belief, Robin Crosby, (a prior founding gtr player) died from an overdose of herione, (probably suicide)and the band imploded when Stephen quit. Also, when Guns and Roses hit the scene and grunge took the spotlight, these glam metal spandex guys looked like pussies! However, they came out with 5 albums and sold over 22 million copies,... and now he’s touring the US with this band!” What a night! The Roxy/Rainbow was packed, the music was loud, the door between the upstairs and main stage,at The Roxy, was open so the audience could easily walk between the two clubs. Knowing what I know now, I would have taken that gig, believe it or not, even without a drummer Sometimes, you just dont know!.

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The ‘swine flu’ vaccinations are due to start soon and certainly by mid-October and that will trigger a long-planned chain of events that could well include a massive economic crash. That’s coming for sure because it is in the script, it is only a case of when. Britain declared war on Germany after the invasion of Poland in 1939, but nothing seemed to be happening for many months until the Battle of France began in 1940. This period of apparent inactivity became known as the ‘Phoney War’. We have been having our own ‘Phoney War’ in the sense that the conspiracy has been in the process of being exposed, but without direct ‘engagement’ with the system itself. That ‘Phoney War’ is about to end. We have seen mass protests about invasions and injustice of many kinds, but we are now entering a new era of understanding and for the first time we are going to see people protesting in large numbers about the conspiracy itself and not just its individual expressions.It is a time when the irresistible force - the human awakening - is going eye-to-eye with what thinks it is the immovable object - the agenda for global tyranny. Immovable it is not, as we shall see eventually, but it is not going to go quietly. We need to be strong and refuse to acquiesce to these control freaks under any circumstances and no matter what the scale of intimidation and provocation. The Illuminati families may have the money, governments, banks, corporations, police and military, but the humanity that they so mercilessly target have the numbers. The tiny few cannot impose their will on the vast majority unless the masses

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succumb to fear, divide and rule, and allow their bodies to be accessed with high-.. technology. Enormous crowds have given their attention to Obama and the control system he represents. Imagine the implications for freedom if humanity used its numerical potential to say NO to the system and cease to cooperate with its own enslavement.There will be so many attempts to divide us along the fault-lines of vaccinated and unvaccinated, employed and unemployed, haves and have nots, religion, income bracket, and the fear of fake terrorism and fake bogeymen. If enough people come together and don’t fall for this, the conspiracy cannot continue to advance at the speed it has in mind. We have the power to meet the challenge, but will enough make the choice to use it? We are about to find out. The end of the ‘Phoney War’ is called ‘swine flu’ vaccination. This is a truly massive step on the road to human subjugation and in the next few weeks and months we have the opportunity to do irreparable damage to the Orwellian agenda. The excuse for mass vaccination is a blatant fraud. It is nothing to do with human health (except in the sense of destroying it). They want access to the bodies of every man, woman and child with a vaccine designed to funda-

mentally undermine the human immune system and cull the population through diseases that would normally be dealt with. They know they cannot cope with the sheer numbers they are dealing with - more than seven billion now - and so they are seeking to address this on a mass scale in a relatively short time. We are now seeing accumulating evidence that the prime reason for the fake’pandemic’ is mass microchipping. Dr Ryke Geerd Hamer, who has taken on the German medical establishment with his own approach called New German Medicine, tells of an experience he had at a speaking event in Vienna, Austria. He said that a woman in the audience explained that a friend who works for a pharmaceutical company in Vienna (vaccinemaker Baxter International has a subsidiary in Vienna) had told her that the swine flu injection needles contain nano particles in their very tip. They cannot be seen by the naked eye, but were clearly visible with as little as a twelve times magnification microscope. The staff of the pharmaceutical company were told that these nano particles work in the human body like

a motherboard in the computer and lots of data can be stored on them, the woman said. This fits precisely what I have been saying and writing for years about the human body being a biological computer that can be externally manipulated through implanted chips. Dr Hamer said the woman explained how she was also working in the medical field and she had asked a lawyer who came as a patient how it was possible to avoid being chipped. The lawyer said he knew about the mass microchipping and most ‘upper class’ members of society were aware of the plan. He said there would be no compulsory vaccinations planned for this year and instead they would encourage people to be vaccinated voluntarily. If too few chose to have the vaccine, he said, they would impose compulsory inoculation next year. He said the ‘elite’ and certain politicians would be exempt and, as a lawyer, he knew ways to avoid it, but for the majority of the population there was no escape. We’ll bloody well see about that. The vaccine also contains live swine flu-bird flu-seasonal flu virus and is designed, along with other methods, including chemtrails, to spread a stronger version of the virus. This is meant to frighten those refusing the vaccine to re-think and to manipulate those who are vaccinated to attack the non-vaccinated on the basis that they are preventing ‘herd immunity’. The idea is to frighten the herd mentality into supporting moves for compulsory vaccination out of perceived self-interest when the real self-interest lies in refusing to be vaccinated. Humanity did not get into this mess by not being stupid enough and we are going to see so many examples of this in the coming months. The rest must stay strong and immovable when the herd mentality seeks to impose its stupidity upon them. I do not


wish to hide from people the scale of the challenges we are going to face, because what is the point? We need to know what we are dealing with and then we can deal with it. All this has been in the planning for decades and longer and the military and law enforcement structure has been put into place step by step ready for the police state that the ‘swine flu pandemic’ will be used to justify. You see the same happening in country after country thanks to the global spider’s web of interconnecting.. secret societies and organisations that I have been exposing for 20 years. We are about to enter a whole new world and the ‘Phoney War’ is indeed over - big time...I know it can be frightening for people to ponder on what may happen, but we need to come at this from another angle. Why are we ‘here’ at this moment when all this is about to happen? Why did we choose to be here to experience this? Hard as it may be for many to grasp while in the vibrational confines of five-sense reality, we DID choose to be here. There is no-one in another dimension with an AK-47 saying get in that body or I shoot. It is a choice. As the Oracle said to Neo in the Matrix: ‘You’ve already made the choice. Now you have to understand it.’ ‘you didn’t come here to make the choice, you’ve already made it. You’re here to try to understand why you made it.’ What makes this most difficult to understand is that the level of ‘you’ that made the choice is not the level that is directly experiencing the choice. This quote from a near-death experiencer gives us a better idea of the state of consciousness that makes such decisions: everything from the beginning, my birth, my ancestors, my children, my wife, everything comes together simultaneously... I saw everything about me, and about everyone who was around me. I saw everything they were thinking now, what they thought then, what was happening before, what was happening now. There is no time, there is no sequence of events, no such thing as limitation, of distance, of period, of time, of place. I could be anywhere I wanted to be simultaneously...’ It is all a long way from Mary Smith or Chuck Jones looking at the world today and asking ‘why me?’ We are dealing with two totally different perspectives and realities and the trick is to bring the two together in harmony and mutual understanding. No matter what happens to us in this little sojourn to this tiny reality called Planet Earth we will always be All That Is And Ever Can Be. The ‘physical’ reality we think we are experiencing is only a point of attention, that’s all. This attention, or focus, on five-sense reality gives us the feeling of being ‘little me’ and apart from everything else. If we stay in that mode through the coming weeks and years life is going to be very difficult. But if we move that attention, that point of observation, from I am David Icke to I am All That Is having an experience as David Icke - everything changes. First of all, we start to consciously access levels of consciousness that can inspire and guide us to be in the right place at the right time to both contribute to the human awakening and to avoid the traps and pitfalls set by the control system. That sense of being eternal consciousness having an experience also dilutes the emotional impact of the experience, whatever it may be, compared with those who think they are the experience. This brings me back to why are we here? Why did we make that choice? It was certainly not just to work in the store, drive a bus or run an office. These are experiences while we are ‘here’, but not the prime reason we are ‘here’. That is to both experience, and make a contribution to, the exposure and dismantling of the control system that has held this reality in servitude for thousands of years. What most people see as a challenge they would rather not face is actually an incredible gift of opportunity.

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This reality has been hijacked and it can be unhijacked if only we will redefine our self-identity from powerless to all-powerful.little me to the All-Knowing ‘I’ This is the biggest challenge of all because everything comes from that shift in self-.. awareness. Once you open to that level of self you no longer need to ask ‘what do I do?’ You KNOW. You no longer have to summon the courage to do the right thing, you JUST DO IT. Making that shift is vital to what needs to be done. We are going to need that mentality, attitude and response abundance - very soon.


I'M

BAcK AGAIN ITS YOUr FAVOrITE FrEAK

OF NATUrE

LOrd DrAcONIS

rETUrNEd FrOM

THE dEAd ANd ONcE AGAIN BABBLING ON BE-

LOST ANArcHY. MOJO

HALF OF

ASKEd ME TO

dO A SMALL SPEW ON MY BIrTHdAY GATHErING

BANdIT ANd LOST ANArcHY STYLE.

THAT WAS THrOWN BY

Lets

begin shall we?

It goes It was the 26 of

something like this... a chilly night on

December (note

the fact that

the story begins at night due to the fact that

I

to go to the show. back at the

drinks and ran into everyones

favorite uncle,

a few drinks and a few quick pix we went into the venue.

get up sooner than sunrise if

I

can help it!).

I

I

would be at the

having a few drinks and waiting for them to get down

town.

I

ON WE PLOW! We

called

Rainbow

was fully ready to

Mandy

was playing next door at the

Roxy

WWIII and Stephen of RATT. After a few Jager Bombs and a spot of food MOJO called saying he was there, and we met at the usual spot. Shortly after Bandit pulled up with Hugo, and to my surprise a cake. Me and Bandit played with a with

few single tail whips as we all drank more and prepared

entered

and maneuvered through the

sea of human debris. bands played that

Several night, but we

didn’t get in till right before

Mandy

was going to play.

The

band before him wasn’t that

have a good night knowing that my good friend

Ron Jeremy. It

was cool to see him and after

try not to

the crew to let them know

We stopped Rainbow for more

bad and had a better than

decent sound. their name so receive a

D

I cant remember I guess I should

in investigative

journalism for this piece, but it was my birthday damn it!

You’re

not supposed to be able

to remember anything!. shortly befor the band was almost done

I

decided to run out and catch

a smoke...

Low and behold I ran into Mandy at the door and after a few words, hello’s,

THE crEW,

good to see you again and a

happy birthday,

I

him because

I

wished him

a good show and made my way out so he could slip in and get ready.

Needless

to say, the

PA

was shabby in my opinion, but

you cant expect perfection all the time...even though

I

do.

It

was, to say the least, a great

high energy performance, and even sang a few lines of

With Me

when

Mandy

I

Walk

spotted

me up front, pointed at me and held the mic in my face.

The

new guitarist seemed to shine and had great presence as he moved and worked through

each song.

After

the show

I

caught a quick word with him, and found out he felt a bit

out of his element.

If

this was

the man out of his element like to hear him in it!

I

I’d

told

him that he had great hands and

I’d

was sure

ground...Once again

I

was reminded to be careful and not to speak

show was great even though the vocal mix in the venues

I

could run him to the

love to cut heads with

too freely when

MOJO

lurks with a camera

when people began telling me how they had watched the video of the conversation on

book.

I

The

Face-

likes of which

still have yet to see

my self...

None the less Draconis I cant thank

it was a great

Day and Bandit enough for the drinks, the cake, and all kinds of Love she and the crew showed me! Thanx again to MOJO The Lost Anarchy crew for the great Draconis Birthday Bash! and


BY JOHN MAHONEY

Sixteen

years ago, magician

Criss Angel

first conceived the idea of an entertainment experience unlike any other: a magic show that

presents illusions not as individual tricks, but as part of a surreal, fantastical world that grabs viewers and never lets go.

Now, just a Believe, Criss Angel’s collaboration with Cirque du Soleil at the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas, Angel has made his dream a reality-not only for himself, but for the audience he invites into his unique, extraordinary otherworld every night. According to Criss, developing his dream was “easy”...but bringing it to life was an arduous task, involving years of “sweat, tears, blood,” and rejection. In an interview with Robin Leach for the Las Vegas Sun, conducted just before Believe’s premiere on October 31, 2008, Angel says he strove not only “to create illusions that have never been seen before,” but to present an experience “that is not about how something works, but about how you feel when you watch it” . To do so, Criss had to answer the question, how do you do magic in a way no one’s seen before? The answer? Angel spent years developing new illusions, perfecting them until he could make these incredibly complex routines seem effortless, and taking away the traditional trappings of magic”the boxes, the curtains that conceal the magician’s secrets”to present his illusions completely out in the open. To achieve the next aspect of his vision ”the idea of performing magic as part of an emotionally involving storyline” Criss Angel collaborated with Cirque du Soleil, the troupe that redefined the circus in the same way Angel is reinventing magic. Angel joined forces with Cirque’s creative minds, including Serge Denoncourt and Pierre Phaneuf, to combine his illusions with an engaging storyline, set, costumes, choreography, music, lighting, and special effects to create an all-encompassing experience for the audience. Believe is a fantastical allegory, following the central character ”a Victorian noble played by Angel” into another dimension. As Angel explores this bizarre, miraculous but also nightmarish otherworld, with its stunning baroque images, exotic female characters, and eclectic dancers and aerialists, it becomes clear that this world is a representation of the main character’s own psyche. As Angel puts it, the audience is invited to take “a journey into his twisted mind” . Within this context, Criss’s illusions are much more than magic tricks. Yes, Believe features Angel as the first musician to walk on a wall in a live show. But the scene is so much more than that: we watch an ethereal bride’s wedding dress unwind into an endless train, which then rises to become a vertical wall. It’s this wall Angel walks down, before the entire scene is swallowed up by a wash of video-projected blood. Of course, walking a vertical wall isn’t the only illusion Criss pulls off, the show contains close to thirty illusions, including innovative magic Angel has performed on his television show, such as an open metamorphosis and a woman passing through his body without any cover, modified to fit within Believe’s dream world. Remarkably, while Angel performs illusions in completely new and unique ways, he also manages to pay tribute to traditional master magicians like Houdini. In Believe, Criss performs the upside-down straitjacket illusion created by Houdini, but Angel does it suspended over the audience, with a surprise ending. It’s particularly fitting that Believe premiered on Halloween night, the anniversary of Houdini’s death in 1926. As Criss explains, his own goal of engaging the audience emotionally, which he accomplishes so well in Believe, is inspired by Houdini. When Houdini performed his straitjacket escape, Angel says, “people identified with him. They felt that if he could escape from a straitjacket, maybe they too could escape from their constraints and achieve their dreams” . Like Houdini, Angel says, he strives to “create moments of wonder,” to perform in a way that will open viewers’ minds, change their perceptions and actively involve them in the performance. And that’s what Believe is all about. In fact, even off the stage, Criss Angel carries on Houdini’s legacy of encouraging others to reach for their dreams. In his pre-premiere interview with Robin Leach, Angel told his fans that “I am no different from you” . He urged viewers to learn from his own example: if you are “completely focused and passionate” about what you want to achieve and willing to work for it, you can realize your greatest goals. In a statement with clear implications for Criss’s own detractors, he added his advice never to listen to negativity, but instead to “let that negativity make you stronger” . It’s no secret that reviews for Believe have been largely negative, critics, most expecting a more traditional Las Vegas magic show, either didn’t understand or didn’t respond to Angel’s unique vision. However, Criss has never let critics deter him: in his acceptance speech of his ten-year contract for Believe, he thanked all the people who told him he’d never make it, since they gave him the strength to say “you’re fucking wrong” . Now, just a little over a year into Believe’s ten-year run, Criss Angel is proving his commitment to excellence more than ever. Despite his grueling two-performances-a-night schedule, he continues to develop new illusions and integrate them into the show. The acts of magic Criss performs in Believe may be illusions; however, as Angel says, the “true magic” is the emotional connection this magician forges with the audience. There’s no doubt about it, as Criss Angel continues to evolve as a magician and an artist over Believe’s ten-year run, that “true magic” can only grow stronger.

little over a year since the world premiere of


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IN OTHER NEWS...mojo had an alright new years...NOT...he drank jaegermeister for twelve hours straight, almost got in a threesome, and puked for seven days... WHAT A PUSSY...i know that has nothing to do w/ the show @ angels, but i just had to share that to you all, BUT ANYWAYS...also on the bill is member's of shawn duncan's old band Odin that was featured in the decline of western civilization part 2: the METAL YEARS...

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It' all starts @ 2:00 - 2:50 it's LOWSYNC, the @ 2:50 - 3:40 we got MOODSHIFTER, 3:40 - 4:30: PROWLER, 4:30 - 5:20: THE FABULOUS MISS WENDY, 5:20 - 6:10: THAT KILLED CRIMSON (mojo went to high school w/ their lead guitarist), 6:10 - 7:00: PRIOPRISM, 7:00 - 7:50: WORLDFAST, 7:50 - 8:40: NOTTE BELLA, 8:40 - 9:30: PICKAXE, 9:30 - 10:10: VIZIONZ, THEN IT'S US @ 10:10 - 11:30 (you better start a most pit for that one), then @ 12: 11:30 - 01:00: D'PRIEST/ LONDON, and finallyREMNANTS OF MAN closing out the show...WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

BACK TO SWITCHBLADE KITTY: they are out of the studio and ready to start booking shows, the girls have been working hard to give you the best 2010 ever! new songs new sound, new...well your just going to have to wait until our show on dec 28th to find out the rest. if you would like to book Switchblade Kitty please contact their manager Steven Harlow at steven@stevenharlow.com...IN THE MEANTIME YOU CAN BE HERE ON JANUARY 21ST WITH MATT SORUM AND THE DARLING STILETTOS @ THE KEY CLUB'S GRAND OPENING (and yes, it's brojo's birthday bash too)!


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