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usually did, when Pistil came bounding in with Potato in her arms. She threw Potato on my back, gave my ass a smack, and started playing Mesmerize on her phone as Potato began humping me and reciting more Ja Rule lyrics. I ain’t tryna G you, I’m just tryna see you Potato bellowed, in Ja’s familiar sonority. Pistil filmed the whole ordeal on her iPhone, suppressing her giggles so she could keep the image stable. Iconsidered protesting, but I instead buried my head into a pillow and let it all happen. I didn’t want to ruin her shot. After about forty seconds, Potato lost interest and walked off into the hallway. Pistil rewound her video and reviewed her footage. “Baby. Baby! This is perfect. Oh it’s so perfect! Here, watch!” “I don’t need to watch it, I just experienced it.” “Suit yourself. It’s gold though. I’m just going toupload this and post it to Reddit and we’re set. Hey, don’t look so glum. You look like someone stole the jelly out of your donut. You were great.” “Great? If this works the whole world is going to see me getting humped by a dog singing Ja Rule songs.” Pistil winked at me like she always does. “C’mon, it’ll be worth it. Here, let’s go get bossam. I’m buying.”

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