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“Um, I’m just going to stick with Potato, baby.” “Good thinking. Well, what do you think we should do?” I asked, trying not to look at Pikachu. Pikachu would have the answers. “I don’t know. I figure I can still love Potato just the same as before, just now he has a weird voice.” “Do we have any idea what caused it? I mean I don’t think we were visited by Hip-Hop loving aliens who are experimenting on our dog, were we?” “Like I said, no clue. I say let’s focus on what we can do. I had an idea in the car ride over actually. You ready?” I nodded yes. “Okay dude, so you know Grumpy Cat? Whoever owns that fucking cat is sitting pretty on a heap of cash, I bet. There is a Grumpy Cat movie with Aubrey Plaza, you can buy Grumpy Cat shirts at Hot Topic, there is Grumpy Cat Friskies cat food, Grumpy Cat is just a fucking cash cow. We could totally take Potato and do the same thing! I mean, a dog that sounds like Ja Rule? Like how long has it been since that guy was relevant? Since 50 Cent accused him of sounding like Cookie Monster? Like c’mon, there is mad nostalgic value here. I can stop waiting tables at Shaka’s, maybe pay off some debt. Plus, you can stop working at that fucking Japanese porno company and I don’t have to pretend to my friends and family like you have a normal ass job.”

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2017 Word for Work Workshop ebook  

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