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had to attend to Pistil. “LEIF. POTATO SPOKE.” "I know, that’s what I was trying to tell you. What happened?” “Well I was in the shower and he sometimes likes to soak up the steam so he came in with me. I was doing my regular thing when I hear I got a fetish for fucking you with your skirt on and I’m like EXCUSE ME? I rip open the shower curtain to whoop whoever had broken into the bathroom but all I see is Potato sitting there on the floor. I’m looking around for some sign of what was going on, maybe my phone was going off or whatever, but then he goes, backstreet in the back seat of the Yukon and that’s when I fucking lost it! I lost it, Leif, so then I yelled for you and now I’m wet and naked in the hallway with a talking dog. Dude what is happening?” I figured a calm demeanor was in order. “It’s all good P, I’m glad we’re in this together now. As far as what we can do, I have no idea. I guess we should take Potato to the vet?” “What the hell is a vet going to do with a dog that talks like Ja Rule?” She had a point. That’s probably not something you learn in vet school. “Do you have any other ideas?” “I guess not.”

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