businesswomen who were too damn busy to look both ways before they crossed the street with their double-mocha lattes. You should see the blank stares I get when I tell them they’re dead. But, it’s not so bad. In fact, things just got really good. I’m on my way to a guy who drank himself stupid and drowned when he fell overboard, “trying to pick up a fish.” Idiot. It was at his birthday party. He hasn’t changed a bit. I can’t wait to see the look on his face; I can’t wait to ask him if he had chocolate cake… I fucking hate chocolate cake.
Sometimes J.C.D. Kerwin wonders about rocket ships and Jupiter. Sometimes the kid thinks they’re some sort of superhero and they’re supposed to save the whole damn world with their stories. Find the wannabe hero at http://jcdkerwin.wordpress.com