Benjamin Sabin It’s Just Business Until Someone Invites Captain Everything “What happens isn’t always what you want to happen. Do you feel me on that?” “Of course, but this will happen.” “Fuck you it will. You are so full of shit.” “Fuck me? Fuck you.” “There is nothing to get upset about. I was not trying to push any buttons. It’s just that you have to be practical is all.” “My mom sent me the money because she believes in me.” “Your mom doesn’t even believe that women should vote.” “You are a douche, Johnny.” *** Johnny went home and smoked some weed and knew that he was right. He had never been wrong—at least not in a major way—so he considered himself the law. *** The artist went to the atm and deposited $440. *** Morning came. *** They met for coffee, because they were long lost friends and felt the obligation.