January 2013 Costa Link Magazine_Editorial Layout 12/18/12 5:54 PM Page 60
SO VERY TRUE...
• Moles are always smaller than you imagine.
• At the end of every party there is always a fat girl crying. • Whatever your age the desire to make plastic toy figurines assume intercourse positions is almost impossible to resist. • One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with that of a complete stranger. • You've never quite sure whether its OK to eat green crisps. • Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. • Reading when you're drunk is horrible. • Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. • You're never quite sure whether its against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. • Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. • Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a flat ball. • Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
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