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Country Mutters Puzzles Jane’s Walks

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I was perhaps a little ahead of myself when I chose our front cover for the February/ March issue! It was somewhat Spring like and little did I know that the Beast from the East was about to descend upon us! I’m playing safe with this issue and going with potential April showers. I do hope it stays nice and rain free for the outdoor activities that are coming our way in April and May. Over the May Bank Holiday there’s going to be numerous walks organised by local people celebrating the legacy of Jane Jacobs. While walking, you will be invited to discover history trails and haunted Colchester. Take part in street photography or learn all about Colchester’s textile history and the local music scene. These are just a few examples of what will be on offer. There’s over twenty walks to choose from. Take a look at pages 20 and 21 for more details. Also, a little further afield and later on in May the Suffolk Walking Festival will begin and this promises to be good too. There’s also a Rural Ramble in Dunmow , a Pier to Pier walk in Clacton and a Bubble Rush at Highwoods Country Park in aid of St Helena’s Hospice. All details can be found on the What’s On and Notice Board pages.

6 - Home products 8 - Book Reviews 10 - Recipe 12 - Notice Board 14 - 19 What’s On 20 - 21 Jane’s Walks 22 - Country Mutters 24 - Sudoku 25 - Spot the Difference 26 - Codeword 28 - And Another Thing 29 - Puzzle solutions 29 - Useful Numbers 30 - Index

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Home Products Decorating With Dark Colours

By Katherine Sorrell

Deeply dramatic interiors create a striking effect and are oh-so-fashionable. Do you dare to take the plunge?

Don’t Be SCareD of tHe DarK… • Dark colours can look warm, cosy and inviting, as well as intensely luxurious and sophisticated. They work especially well in a WC, snug, library, dining room, home office or games room, but – with a bit more decorative courage – are hugely effective in living rooms and bedrooms, too. • What colours to choose? Charcoal grey is intense and eye-catching, yet neutral enough to work as a backdrop for most furnishings. If you prefer a colour, however, navy, burgundy or forest green will make even more of an impact – but will be harder to co-ordinate with. • If all-over dark is simply too much, add drama to a room by painting or papering just one ‘feature’ wall in a distinctive deep colour, or perhaps choosing one or two key items of furniture with which to inject moody character. • Remember that surface textures affect how light or dark a room feels. Matt surfaces absorb light whereas glossy surfaces reflect it. Painting floorboards black, for example? Choose a high-gloss finish to shine light all around. • The deeper the background, the more other colours ‘pop’ out in front of it. Raspberry pink, crimson, lime, orange, emerald and mustard are all great choices for accessories in a dark colour scheme.

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A deep blue makes a fabulous backdrop for vivid colours such as lime, pink or yellow. Annie Sloan chalk paint in Napoleonic Blue, £18.95 per litre. An oversized mural adds to the sense of drama in this inspiring black and red scheme. Kahrs Classic Oak Nouveau Charcoal Wood flooring, £69.99 per square metre, Carpetright.

A black splashback contributes intense style to a kitchen. These chevron tiles cleverly contrast matt and shiny surfaces. Chevron wall tiles in Black and Black Matt, £53 per square metre, The Baked Tile Company. This blue upholstery shines out when contrasted with a soft, dark grey backdrop. Algernon threeseater sofa in Mallard Blue velvet, £1,140; and Roscoe armchair in Teal, £455; both Perch & Parrow.

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Be Happy With a Book Whether you love curling up with a psychological thriller or prefer biographies, enjoy flicking through a cookbook or need business advice, we’ve got just the book to keep you and your e-reader happy. How Not To Be a Boy – Robert Webb Actor and comedian Robert Webb has turned his hand to writing, with great success. How Not To Be a Boy is part biography, part reflection on the expectations that are put on boys and men to act a certain way. Webb reveals his grief at losing his mother and his difficult relationship with his father, and ruminates on how trying to ‘act like a man’ has had a negative effect on his life. Through it all, Webb writes with his trademark humour, taking the reader from laughing out loud to blinking back tears in moments. The History of Bees – Maja Lunde The History of Bees tells the stories of three people, all connected by bees. In 1851, William is attempting to build a revolutionary beehive to bring honour and fame to his family. In 2007, George is struggling to keep the family bee farm going. Almost 100 years later, Tao is enjoying a rare day off from her job hand-pollinating fruit trees, when her son is taken seriously ill. The History of Bees was a surprise international bestseller last year and is ideal for fans of dystopian fiction.

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Anything You Do Say – Gillian McAllister A split second decision has lasting implications for the protagonist in this tense psychological thriller. Late at night, believing that she’s being followed, Joanna lashes out, pushing her pursuer down a set of concrete steps. Does she call an ambulance, or walk away? Both scenarios are then explored. Ingenious, original and fast-paced, this is perfect for fans of Gone Girl and Girl on a Train. The Paying Guests – Sarah Waters It’s 1922, but the roaring twenties have yet to reach the quiet corner of London where Frances and her mother live. Frances has resigned herself to a life spent looking after the family home, but the arrival of lodgers Lilian and Leonard Barber reawakens her life, energy and passions. Paying Guests was published in 2014 and was named ‘Fiction Book of the Year’ by The Sunday Times, for good reason. A modern classic, it’s beautifully written, with believably flawed characters, plot twists and a building tension that’ll keep you reading ‘just one more chapter’ until late into the night.

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• 6 x 150g salmon fillets • 2tsp mild chilli powder • 2tsp ground coriander • 2tsp ground cumin • 1/2tsp freshly ground black pepper • Squeeze of lemon or lime juice • 2tbsp olive oil TO SERVE • 6tbsp mayonnaise or soured cream • 2 spring onions, trimmed and finely chopped • Zest and juice from 1 lime • Lime wedges and spring onion curls (see tip) to garnish

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Preheat the oven to 200C, 180C Fan, Gas 6. Run your fingers along the top of the salmon fillets and remove any fine bones with tweezers. Mix together the spices and rub over the surface of the salmon fillets. Season with a little salt. Place the salmon pieces in a foil-lined roasting tin. Whisk together the lime or lemon juice and oil and drizzle over the salmon. Bake for 20-25 minutes until the salmon is just cooked to the centre. Remove from the oven and leave to cool completely. Arrange the cold salmon fillets on a platter. Mix together the mayonnaise or soured cream, spring onions and lime zest and juice. Serve the salmon and mayonnaise garnished with lime wedges and spring onion curls.

tIP To make spring onion curls use a sharp knife to thinly shred a few spring onions. Place in a bowl of iced water and leave in the fridge for about 1 hour until curled. Drain on kitchen paper before using.

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Notice Board Marks Hall Garden and Country Show

Following the continued success of this bi-annual show, the event returns on Saturday 21st and Sunday 22nd July, with the hope to raise £50,000 for the three charities, Essex and Herts Air Ambulance, Marks Hall and the Rotary Club of Colchester. As part of this show we are again looking for ‘budding’ young children in Essex and Suffolk to enter our ‘Grub in a Tub’ display. The theme is for edible plants grown in a container and the finished container can be anything in which a plant can grow successfully. Entries must be portable so that they can be brought along and displayed at the show. The entries can be by individuals, schools or other youth groups such as Cubs, Brownies, beavers etc. Now is the time for those wishing to enter to start thinking about and planning their display. More information and entry details are available by emailing nigel@garden-shows.com for an entry form.

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Like walking? Get paid to exercise! We are looking for adult, mobile distributors for all our distribution areas to join our existing excellent team to deliver either on a permanent or regular basis, or on a part-time basis for holiday and sickness cover. Villages include, Aldham, West Bergholt, Eight Ash Green, Fordham, Fordham Heath, Pebmarsh, Bures, Colne Engaine, White Colne, Earls Colne, Coggeshall, Kelvedon and Feering. Please register your interest by emailing; editor@theconnectionmagazine.co.uk

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The Connection Magazine is delivered to homes in many villages throughout the Colne Valley. If you’re on a W.I. committee and recieve your magazine through your letterbox and are looking to increase your membership, then please do get in touch with us. We will happily publish group details here on the Notice Board page.

“Music through the Decades”

Aldham Village Hall Saturday 14th April 2018. An evening of music. The evening is devoted to popular music from the 40’s to the present day. Entry by ticket only. Tickets £10.00 each which includes a substantial buffet, music, dancing (if you like), a music Quiz and an Auction of Promises. Social Club Bar open all evening. Contact Andy on 01206 210963 or Anne on 01206 211624 for further details and tickets. The event starts at 7.30.pm.

Call for entries Walk to support St Helena Hospice at Pier to Pier 2018!

Come together with your friends, family and work colleagues on Sunday 22nd April and enjoy the sea air and fantastic atmosphere at the St Helena Hospice Pier to Pier 2018 sponsored walk! You can start your walk at 10am from either Clacton or Walton Pier and have a choice to walk 7 or 14 miles. The walk is a great opportunity to reminisce on good times with loved ones or to catch up with friends. Lots of our walkers take part in memory of someone close to them who has died, walk for a catch up with old friends, or sign up a team from work to get to know each other better! Register for free today by visiting sthelenahospice.org.uk/ piertopier18 or by calling the events team on 01206 931468.

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We are pleased to invite all children in Essex and Suffolk to enter a tub display at our major charity garden show in July. The theme for the edible container display is Grub in a Tub 21st 22nd July 2018 Marks Hall Garden & Country Show Marks Hall Gardens and Arboretum Coggeshall, Essex CO6 1TG

For more information or to obtain an entry form please email nigel@garden shows.com nigel@garden-shows.com

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The story behind Doogles Dog Grooming

In 2011 I was looking for another dog. My dog at the time George was in the last few months of his life. Knowing that George was on borrowed time I decided I didn’t want to be without a dog so began looking into re homing one. On Easter Monday we welcomed ‘Doogle’ into our home. We named him Doogle because his previous owners had only ever named him Dog. So Doogle was the closest I could get to dog without continuing to call him dog! Little did I know the changes ahead Doogle had in store for me. Unlike George, Doogle required regular visits to the Dog Groomers. And so, my interest began. Having always been a dog lover, I had finally found a career that interested me and involved dogs! I went on to train at Writtle College. I have completed my City and Guilds Level 2 & 3 qualifications and spent the last 2-3 years working at a local grooming parlour gaining experience on a variety of breeds. Fast forward to 2018 and now ‘Doogles Dog Grooming’ is open. I have set up a parlour within my own home meaning I can offer a personal one to one service with my customers. Jane Turley - Proprietor of Doogles Dog Grooming

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A FAMILY FRIENDLY, LIVING, BREATHING RAILWAY MUSEUM

BANK HOLIDAY FUN DAYS 6 & 7 May Inflatable assault course, treasure hunt, steam train rides, petting zoo and real ale from our miniature pub, The Viaduct.

FATHER’S DAY STEAM UP! - Dads go FREE 17 June Dads drive a diesel loco or take a family steam train ride. We’ll fire up our BBQ or simply bring a picnic and relax in our lovely rural surroundings.

KIDS RUN THE RAILWAY 14 April | 21 July | 18 August Let off steam at our new kids’ activity days… Operate the signals, be a crossing keeper or guard and ride a diesel train.

SUMMER STEAM GALA 8 July Join us as we celebrate our 50-year anniversary. All of our steam engines will be running - a full day of intensive steam engine action!

TRANSPORT EXTRAVAGANZA 27 & 28 May Classic cars, vintage motorbikes and modern head turners as well auto jumble and steam train rides on this great family day out.

A STEAMY VINTAGE ENCOUNTER 29 July Steam train rides, vintage stalls and scrumptious teas, swing jive workshops and live music from the fabulous Fox, Wiggle & Sass.

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What’s On General Fellowship Meetings At the United Reformed Church, Kelvedon

Thursday 19th April 12 noon – 2.00pm Come and join us in the main hall for a Fish and Chip lunch with tea/ coffee and a time to chat. Everyone welcome. Thursday 10th May 2.00pm - 3.30pm Come and join us in the main hall with Baz & Harv (music duo) followed by tea/coffee and a time to chat. Everyone welcome, free of charge. For more information please call Gwyn Pegram on 07875 109472.

Shopping Day

St Helena Hospice Bubble Rush At High Woods Country Park, Colchester Saturday 9th June 11.00am – 4.00pm A total of 5 bubble cannons will blast out colourful bubbles as you run, walk or dance around the 5km course. This is a family friendly event for all ages and abilities. Wheelchairs and prams are welcome but please be aware of the hilly terrain around the park. There will also be a bubble village where there will be activities and refreshments for both participants and spectators to enjoy! Sign up now to be part of the bubble fun at sthelenahospice. org.uk/bubble18 or by calling St Helena Hospice’s Fundraising Team on 01206 931468.

Rural Ramble

At Lavenham Village Hall, Church St, Lavenham CO10 9QT

At The Forgotten Gardens of Easton Lodge, Little Easton, Dunmow CM6 2BD

Monday 30th April 10.00am – 3.00pm

Saturday 14th April

Supporting Cancer Research UK. Hotfooted ladies shoes, collections of ladies clothes, jewellery, fashion accessories, gifts, plants and more. £3 entrance to Cancer Research UK (£2 after 1.00pm). Refreshments and light lunches available.

This is a unique opportunity to enjoy a beautiful walk in aid of the Helen Rollason Cancer Charity. There are three distance options for participants to choose from; 10 mile walk and garden visit, 4 mile walk and garden visit or a 1 mile walk family trail and garden visit. As part of the visit a delicious

cream tea is included with each ticket, or if you prefer you can just simply explore the gardens at your leisure and then enjoy your cream tea.

homemade teas, hot dogs, strawberries and cream. Adults £2, children 50p, concessions £1. Free parking. All proceeds to St James Fabric Fund.

You can register online at www.helenrollason. org.uk or call 01245 380719. The closing date for registration is Friday 6th April.

Flower Festival and Display and Sale of Paintings by local Artists

Ride for Helen At the Crix, Hatfield Peverel, Essex Sunday 13th May Cycle ride open to riders of all ages and abilities. Wherever possible all of the routes seek to avoid main roads, so it’s your choice as to which distance you decide to ride: 6, 15, 35, 65 or 100 miles all in aid of the Helen Rollason Cancer Charity. For more information please visit www. rideforhelen.co.uk

Nayland Church Fete At Nayland Playing Field, Nayland

Monday 28th May 1.30pm Plants, jewellery, china, toys, vintage, glass and garden tools stalls, sports races, tug of war, sideshows and The Victory Jazz Band. Refreshments include ice cream,

At All Saints Church, Little Cornard CO10 0PD Saturday 12th May and Sunday 13th May 11.00am – 4.00pm Flowers and a display of paintings by local artists. There will be a cake stall and refreshments of scrumptious cakes and drinks and a well stocked plant sale. Supporting Success after Stroke (Gt. Cornard), Repair fund for Little Cornard Village Hall and Church Funds. For more information please call Brenda on 01787 227615.

Bures Open Gardens At Bures, near Colchester Saturday 26th and Sunday 27th May 1.00pm - 6.00pm Approximately 20 village gardens open over two days. This year’s event will have a dragon theme. In addition, there will be an art exhibition and sale, cream teas, cake and book stall. Refreshments

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What’s On in various gardens and St Mary‘s Church. There will be a pop-up restaurant on Bures Common on Sunday from 12 noon to 2.00pm, weather permitting. Proceeds to St Mary‘s Church and Essex and Herts Air Ambulance. Plant sales in various gardens. £5 entrance which covers two days, accompanied under 16s free. Tickets can be purchased from the church, Bures Post Office and from various gardens.

Coggeshall Art Group Annual Exhibition 2018 At the Church of St.Peter ad Vincula, Church Green, Coggeshall CO6 1UD Friday 4th May 9.00am – 4.00pm, Saturday 5th May 9.00am – 4.00pm, Sunday 6th May 12.30 – 5.00pm and Monday 7th May 9.00am – 4.00pm. Come and enjoy the usual high standard of artwork, in a wide range of styles and media, by local artists in a new venue at the church. There is no entry fee, just an invitation to make a voluntary donation to Church upkeep and local charities. All artwork will be for sale. For more information please see Coggeshall Art Group Facebook page or contact: Sue Fraser on 01376 563518 or email cogsfrasers@aol.com

Chappel & Wakes Colne Village Hall Craft Fayre At Chappel & Wakes Colne Village Hall Saturday 14th April 10.30am - 5.30pm Numerous stalls including jewellery, clothes, cakes, cards, and many more. Refreshments available. The Village Hall restoration work is ongoing and we need your support please to help raise funds.

Events at the East Anglian Railway Museum At the East Anglian Railway Museum, Chappel Station, Colchester CO6 2DS Bank Holiday Fun Days Sunday 6th and Monday 7th May Inflatable assault course, treasure hunt, steam train rides, petting zoo and real ale from our miniature pub, The Viaduct.

train rides on this great family day out. For more information please visit www. earm.co.uk or call 01206 242524.

Events at Prested Hall Friday April 27th 7.00pm - late

Ladies Night at Prested Hall Great food, photobooth, naked waiters and dancing. What more could you want?! Come and let your hair down with the girls in the relaxing surroundings of Prested Hall. Tickets £40 call 01376 573300 to book Sunday April 29th 12.00pm – 4.00pm

Kids Run the Railway

Transport Extravaganza Sunday 27th and Monday 28th May Classic cars, vintage motorbikes and modern head turners as well auto jumble and steam

At St Peter’s CofE School, Myneer Park, Coggeshall CO6 1YU Sunday 20th May 12.00 noon – 4.00pm Enjoy an afternoon of unlimited bouncing and fun on the Giggle City inflatables and rides. There will be a BBQ, bar and stalls. £5.99 per wristband For more information please email: lynda. barrow@sky.com

Quality Jumble Sale At St Francis Church Hall, Colchester Rd, Halstead (opposite cemetery). Saturday 14th April 9.30am - 11.30am Good quality clothing for all ages. Bric-a-brac, household goods, books and more. Free car parking. 20p admission. All proceeds to be donated to charity.

Copford Scarecrow Festival

Saturday 14th April Let off steam at our new kids’ activity days… Operate the signals, be a crossing keeper or guard and ride a diesel train.

St Peter’s Family Inflatables Fun Day

Prested Hall Wedding Fair A wealth of wedding experience at Prested Hall, plus a chance to view the rooms and meet the team. Perfect for anyone planning to get married. Expect top tips, helpful information and great advice.

Saturday 10th – Sunday 24th June Scarecrows on a theme of movie stars and film characters throughout Copford. Prizes and


What’s On winners announced at the Strawberry Tea and Mini Fete on Sunday 24th June 1.00pm – 4.00pm at Copford School.

and tombola. Our Songs of Praise service will be at 6.30pm on Sunday.

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At St Andrew’s church, Park Lane, Earls Colne.

Pew Boot Sale

Janes Walk Friday 4th – Monday 7th May A weekend festival of local walks (in Colchester, and in towns and cities worldwide), honouring the late urbanist and activist Jane Jacobs. For more information please see pages 20 - 21 or visit: www. walkcolchester.wordpress. com/janes-walk-2018/

Ardleigh & District Horticultural Society Plant Sale At Ardleigh Village Hall, Station Road, Ardleigh CO7 7RS Saturday 19th May 9.30am – 11.30am Plants, cakes and refreshments.

Wormingford Flower Festival At St Andrew’s Church, Wormingford Saturday 26th Monday 28th May 10.00am – 5.00pm. The theme is “Up London Town”. St Andrews pantry will be selling home-made produce and serving lunches and cream teas. Also there will be our usual Bric a Brac

Saturday 14th April 10.00am – 12.00 Second hand clothes, toys, books and more. Refreshments available. To sell please contact Helen on 01787 222526.

Plant Sale At Aldham Village Hall Sunday 13th May 2.00pm – 5.00pm The hugely popular Plant Sale is now in its 5th year and getting bigger every year. Large and varied selection of perennials, also geraniums, herbs, tomato and vegetable plants. Afternoon teas available. £4 free entry.

The 2018 Suffolk Walking Festival Saturday 12th May – Sunday 3rd June You can kick start your day with a Dawn Chorus Walk, try Nordic Walking, discover the amazing history of Suffolk’s Wool Towns and have a go at GeoCaching. There are short strolls to long hikes and everything in between including the launch of the Walking

Festival Fringe, a series of exciting and imaginative events that get you close to nature in the very heart of the countryside. Experience a “Woodland Twilight Safari”, capture “Iconic Images” on our photo assignments, and experience a “Hedgerow Cream Tea” where you gather your very own afternoon feast! For more information please visit: www. suffolkwalkingfestival. co.uk/

33rd Colchester Real Ale and Cider Festival At Colchester Arts Centre, Colchester

The Britishness Project At Firstsite, Colchester On now until Sunday 17th June A groundbreaking exhibition that explores national identity through art. Works in a variety of mediums including collage, stop motion animation, sculpture and photography, and engage with ideas of identity, landscape, sub-culture, democracy and political voice. By inviting young people to speak up about issues that affect them and their future, this is an opportunity to generate wide-ranging conversations in a public forum on the shifting social, geographic and political identity of Britain.

Geeks – Colchester Comic Con Tuesday 29th May - Saturday 2rd June 12 noon – 11.00pm every day. The festival will offer over 160 real ales, Real Cider and Perry, Belgian Beers, English Wines and Soft Drinks. Live Music on Saturday night. Food available at all sessions. Free entry to cardcarrying CAMRA members. Others free entry 12 noon to 3.00pm, £3 thereafter. No advance booking - please pay on the door. Accompanied children welcome until 6.30pm. Full wheelchair access available.

At Charter Hall, Colchester Leisure World Saturday 5th – Sunday 6th May 10.00am – 5.00pm Jam packed with interactive games and stage show, the UK’s finest traders, a fantastic cosplay competition, and prop displays to keep you all entertained over the weekend. In a first for GEEKS Events, we are dedicating Saturday to our super celebrity guests

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What’s On from Red Dwarf, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who and more, and Sunday to fantastic cosplayers. For ticket information please visit www. visitcolchester.com

Music Another Evening of Song At The Headgate Theatre, Colchester Saturday 14th April 7.30pm Quattro Amici, the popular and exciting vocal quartet returns to the Headgate to present an evening of music to suit all tastes - from opera and operetta, to modern musical theatre via Broadway musicals, and modern pop. With a wide variety of quartets, duets and solos (and a live piano accompaniment), there will be something for all to enjoy. Tickets: £12, £10 (conc) from www. headgatetheatre.co.uk

Free Music Recitals At St Andrew’s church, Earls Colne Thursday 12th April and Thursday 10th May 1.00pm - 1.45pm Refreshments are available beforehand for a donation. For more information please contact Liz on 01376 561307.

Concert Celebrating the Life of the late Roy Teed by the Colchester Symphony Orchestra At St Botolph’s Church, Colchester Saturday 21st April 7.30pm A wonderful programme with outstanding soloists. Our programme includes Brahms’ Double Concerto for violin and ‘cello with soloists Martyn Jackson and Rowena Calvert, Grieg’s ‘Peer Gynt Suite’, Roy Teed’s ‘Phantasy for Flute and Strings’ with soloist Debbie Rogers and Symphony no. 7 by Sibelius. Tickets are £15, £13 concessions, £3 students. Under 17’s are admitted free to all our concerts. Tickets are available on the door or may be reserved in advance by calling 01206 271128. Please see www. colchestersymphonyorchestra. org.uk or www.facebook.com/ colchestersymphonyorchestra for further information.

Hallelujah At St James’Church, Nayland. Saturday 21st April 7.00pm Nayland Choir will sing several well-known choral pieces by some of the greatest classical composers, particularly Handel. One half of

the concert will be a shortened version of The Messiah, and the choir will be joined by Nayland school choirs to perform the Hallelujah chorus. The other half will include approachable works by Haydn, Mozart and Bach. Tickets £10, under 16s free, from Nayland Post Office, any choir member, on the door, or call 07954 334548.

Cinema Leavenheath Village Hall Digital Cinema At Leavenheath Village Hall, Wrights Way, (signposted from the High Road) Doors open 7.00pm for 7.30pm start. Refreshments (wine, beer, soft drinks, tea and coffee) will be available before the film starts and during the interval. Tickets £3.50 per adult and £2 per child. You can now reserve your seat online at www.leavenheath.org.uk or please call Lesley 01206 262505 or Ken 01206 263266 for tickets. Saturday 7th April ‘Breathe’(12A) Starring Andrew Garfield, Claire Foy, Tom Hollander, Hugh Bonneville, Diana Rigg, Ed Speleers. The inspiring true love story of Robin and Diana Cavendish, an adventurous couple who refuse to give up in the face of a

devastating disease. Their heartwarming celebration of human possibility marks the directorial debut of Andy Serkis.

Dedham Films At The Assembly Rooms, High St, Dedham Dedham films screens a monthly feature on the third Wednesday of each month, 7.00pm doors open, 7.30pm film begins. If there is a suitable break in the film, there is a 15 minute intermission for drinks at the bar and ice cream. There is open seating at all our screenings, so get there early. Tickets are £4. There are usually a few tickets for sale at the door, but this cannot be guaranteed so please buy your tickets at the previous screening or as soon as you can from Shakespeare House Gallery, Dedham High Street or online at www. dedhamfilms.co.uk Wednesday 18th April ‘The Death of Stalin’(R) The one-liners fly fast in this uproarious, wickedly irreverent satire. Moscow 1953: when dictator Joseph Stalin drops dead, his parasitic cronies square off in a frantic power struggle. But as they brawl, and backstab their way to the top, just who is running the government? With rapidfire farce, this audacious comedy is bitingly funny and performed by a sparkling cast.


What’s On Wednesday 16th May ‘Paddington 2’(PG) Paddington is happily settled with the Brown family in Windsor Gardens, where he has become a popular member of the community, spreading joy and marmalade wherever he goes. While searching for the perfect present for his beloved Aunt Lucy’s 100th birthday, Paddington spots a unique pop-up book in Mr. Gruber’s antique shop, and embarks upon a series of odd jobs to buy it. But when the book is stolen, it’s up to Paddington and the Browns to unmask the thief.

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narrow boats and sale of artifacts. Members £1, visitors £2. All Welcome. For further information please contact Annie Northfield on 01376 5127527.

Colne Valley Flower Club events Wednesday 18th April 7.30pm At Orpen Hall West Bergholt

Demonstration by David Wright Wednesday 16th May 7.30pm At Orpen Hall West Bergholt Members meeting and plant sale. For more information please contact Manya on 07759 331719 or Alison on 01206 240262.

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An international weekend of local walks led by local people, in celebration of the urbanist and activist Jane Jacobs (1916-2006). Thursday 3rd May EVENT (FORUM & ORBITAL LAUNCH) Colchester’s 1st Forum on Walking (networking event) and launch of The Colchester Orbital. Venue: The Minories Café, 74 High St. 7-9pm

Friday 4th May WALK: Photographing Campus (University of Essex) A look at the varied architecture of the University and discussion on photographing buildings. With Peter Brothers. Meet: 1pm, centre of Square 2 (1hr) WALK: All Trees Great & Small (Uni of Essex) An intro to 30 of Wivenhoe Park’s finest trees with expert on all things dendrological Christopher Howard. Meet: 5pm, outside The Silberrad Centre (1.5hrs) EVENT (FILM & FESTIVAL LAUNCH) Citizen Jane: Battle for the City (2016) Documentary about festival namesake, Jane Jacobs. After party with DJ Sam Leppard. Venue: Firstsite, 7-11pm.

Saturday 5th May WALK/S (all day!) Walk on the Wild Side at Bourne Valley! A day of walks & nature activities for all ages (11.30am - 3.30pm). Meet: 11.30am Bourne Mill, or come and find the welcome tent! CYCLE: A Jane’s Cycle (The Colchester Orbital) With Nick Oakley. Meet: 10.30am, High Woods Visitor Centre (approx. 14m; 2.5 hrs) WALK: The Hythe & its 3 Quays Stories, history and regeneration. Visit the Colne Lightship & other POI. Share memories & views. With Belinda Baker. Meet: 10am, Hythe Community Centre (2.5hrs) WALK: Colchester Remarkables Some of the curious things and remarkable people of Colchester - walk and street theatre. With Dorian Kelly. Meet: 11am, outside Colchester Central Library, Lion Walk (2.5hrs) WALK: Concrete Legacy: The murals of Henry Collins & Joyce Pallot A restoration update. With Kath Wood & Ann Turner. Meet: 1.30pm, Town centre Sainsburys, Priory Walk (1.5hrs) WALK: Colchester’s New Northern Face Explore the diverse, changing landscape & architecture of the town’s northern approach. With Robert Johnstone. Meet: 2pm, ECC Park and Ride (1.5 hrs)

WALK: The Story of Colchester’s Water Supply Filthy water at wells to clean water for all on tap – intrigue, conflict and humour! With Brian Light. Meet: 2.30pm, Jumbo Water Tower (2hrs) WALK: Inspired by Colchester - A Literary Trail of Books in & about Colchester Through the Ages With Alex Clare et al. Meet: Town Hall, 3pm (1.5hrs) WALK: Birds of the lower Colne An early evening walk along the river, from Jumbo to Wivenhoe (with peregrine observation post at the 6th Form College). With Michael Padmore. Meet: 5pm at Jumbo (3hrs)

Sunday 6th May WALK: Walk the Colchester Orbital With Jane Hindley. Meet: 11am, High Woods Visitor’s Ctr Car Pk (ap. 15 m; 5-6hrs) WALK: The murder of the child John Harding, and life in Victorian Colchester With Alex Jones. Meet: 11am, Abbey Gate, St John’s Green (2hrs) WALK: Forage the Dyke A walk through history; Gryme’s Dyke, the Romans & the plants they foraged. With Mitch McLean. Meet 11am, The Leather Bottle, or 11.15am, Gosbecks Archeology car park (3.5hrs) WALK: All Trees Great & Small (Colchester Castle Park) A tour of 60 of the beautiful trees gracing the park. With Christopher Howard. Meet: 2pm, at the bridge to castle entrance (2hrs) WALK: Monkwick Memories History, childhood stories & ghosts! St Michael’s Ch., Audley Chapel & Iron Age dykes (Charlotte’s Grove). With Wayne Baker & Cllr Dave Harris. Meet: 2pm, The Silver Oyster PH (2hrs) WALK: Colchester Quaker History Trail: from the 17th century to the present With Rosalind Kaye. Meet: 2.30pm, Minories Café/garden (2hrs) EVENT (FILM) Walking the Camino: Six Ways to Santiago (2013) Film followed by Q&A with pilgrims Kath Wood, and Adam Wells (Head of UK Distribution, caminodocumentary.org). Firstsite, 5-7.30pm. WALK: Haunted Colchester: East to West With Rob Brown. Meet: 8pm, The historic (& haunted) Town Hall (1.5hrs)


Monday 7th May WALK: Labour Day, Living Wage Join trade union activists with megaphone for a walk/talk on campaigns, wages & workers’ rights. With Rebecca Rocket. Meet: 10am, Job Centre, 40 Chapel St (1.5hrs)

WALK: Colchester’s Music Scene Local venues, past & present, which have hosted the likes of AC/DC, The Stones, Radiohead. With Ben (Benedetti & Howard) & Carl Allen. Meet: 2pm, The George Hotel (2 hrs)

WALK: Greener Living in Colchester You are invited to travel sustainably to this walk. With Mark Goacher & Pam Nelson. Meet: 10.30am at The Minories (2hrs)

WALK: Colchester Quaker History Trail: from the 17th century to the present With Rosalind Kaye. Meet: 3.30pm, Minories Café/garden (2hrs)

WALK: Street photography: capturing Colchester’s shopping streets With Jonathan Doyle. Meet: 11.30am, Space Studios, 37 Queen St (2hrs)

EVENT (FILM): Redwood Highway (2013) Film followed by festival closing drink! Firstsite, 6-7.30pm.

WALK: Unravelling Colchester’s textile history A journey looking for clues to Colchester historical links with the textile industry. With Lorraine James & Anni Howard. Meet: 12noon, Minories Café (1.5hrs)

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Country Mutters Virtually There By Lady Muck Watching a Herculean struggle for Olympic Gold in the ice hockey final from the comfort of my armchair recently, I found myself yearning for a life where achievement means more than making it out of doors in time to catch the 8.20 bus or nabbing the last triple chocolate muffin in Greggs. In search of a life less ordinary I find myself spending quite a lot of time re-imagining the mundane. If I make a cake I can’t lick a spoon without smirking suggestively at an imaginary camera. I can’t go on a walk without striding out at a furious pace, woman pitting herself against the elements to conquer nature’s might, with family members bringing up the rear moaning about Mum ‘doing her Nanook of the North thing again’. Unsurprisingly there are many photographs of me striking attitudes at landmarks – arms outstretched in a Roman amphitheatre with myself as Maximus accepting the roars of approval from the mob, communing with the Otherworld at stone circles or staring intently out at rain-swept moors looking for Heathcliff. I wonder if most competitors at the Winter Olympics started off like me. They must have got into their chosen sport by many quality hours spent imagining themselves winning a gold medal. Not the snowboarders of course, who are all a bunch of laidback hippies nice enough to actively enjoy watching their competitors land a perfect 360 Triple Quad Spine Twangler regardless of what it means to their own placing. I mean those people who dedicate their lives to the dream of being the best in the world at launching themselves

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into the air at furious speeds for improbable distances, revolving umpty times, landing safely on one foot on dangerously slippery surfaces and looking graceful all at once. But look at what those Olympians have to go through to achieve greatness. No-one could actually enjoy having to live in Nottingham, get up at 4.00am every day, consume 3 steaks garnished with 28 eggs for breakfast and slog around an ice rink getting shouted at by some hatchet-faced coach with the added frisson which comes from the distinct possibility of acquiring a smashed kneecap or coma induced concussion. It beggars belief that anyone could actually go through all that on a daily basis without the constant weight of an invisible shiny disc of metal hanging from their neck while they try to remember the words of their national anthem. Dealing with a humdrum existence is a genuine problem for t’ youth of today, many of whom spend their evenings traversing shiny new worlds and battling evil insectoids to win eternal glory against overwhelming odds and then find that normal life is a tiny bit flat in comparison. But maybe the answer does lie in the virtual world. It can’t be long until we’ll all be able to put our VR goggles on of a morning and spend our days balancing account sheets while playing a virtuoso violin performance at the Boston Symphony Hall, climbing Mount Everest and lunching with Brad Pitt. Until that day, if you need me, I’ll be rehearsing my Oscar acceptance speech in front of the bathroom mirror. Just in case.

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and another thing... tom receives a Proposal II by tom Hughes If you recall, Dear Reader, previously on And Another Thing, my old chum and workmate Nigel had been fatally struck by Cupid’s bow and had resolved, for reasons best known only to himself, to make an honest woman of Val, his long term squeeze. Yours truly was appointed best man and was duly tasked with organising the stag do. So, after rejecting Newcastle (too chilly), Amsterdam (too hazy) and New York (too far), Nigel, being a big fan of the Beatles, plumped for Liverpool. And so it came to pass that twelve middle-aged workmates alighted the train at Lime Street and, rucksacks in hand, trudged towards the Adelphi. We were standing in the lobby when Terry (marketing) unzipped his suitcase, pulled out an enormous flesh-coloured rubber suit and presented it to the groom. “Here Nige, the lads want you to wear this.” Nigel stared at the object for less than a second. “Terry, put that away and don’t be silly.” Now it was my turn. “Here everyone, put these on.” Twelve black t-shirts appeared - “WATCH OUT LADIES - IT’S NIGEL’S STAG!” A few of the guys pulled them on over their shirts, the material straining to cover their considerable girths. Colin, Nigel’s brother (clearly miffed because he wasn’t the best man), objected. “I can’t wear that - it won’t go with these chinos.” “Listen Colin, if you prefer, I can ring Val and see if you can go on the hen do?”

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Then it was Brian’s (finance) turn to pipe up. Brian was bald, 5’ 3” and wider than he was tall. He squinted through round spectacles. “Tom, do I have to wear one? What if I get chatted up? I won’t be able to look Margaret in the eye.” Brian blinked as he pushed his mistcovered glasses back up his little nose. “Don’t worry Bri, if I see any strange women approaching you, I’ll be sure to let them know you’re completely off limits. Right, everyone follow me Liverpool here we come!” And so The Dirty Dozen hit Liverpool’s bars. As I was best man, it was only reasonable that I was in the chair for the first round. “OK, what are we having?” Colin was the first to pipe up. “Err, Tom, can I have a lime and soda?” “No. You can have a Guinness. Ken?” “I’ll have Guinness. And I’ll have Colin’s too if he doesn’t want it.” After a few ales, in order to line the stomach, we repaired to a pre-booked Chinese restaurant. After a gut-busting banquet, it was time to settle up. On the back of a napkin, Brian totted up one twelfth of the bill. “Right, that’s £31.50 each please.” Colin cleared his throat. “I don’t want to be picky, but I never had the soup, so technically…” Colin’s protestations came to an abrupt end when Big Larry (transport) shoved a banana fritter down the back of Colin’s shirt. As old friends were reacquainted

and new friendships made, the laughter grew louder and the hugs became more frequent. By six o’clock, spirits were high. By eight, the atmosphere was convivial. By ten, the conversations were distinctly lachrymose. Colin, a confirmed teetotaller, was crying into his umpteenth Guinness as he put his arm around my neck. ‘Yer know summat, Tim?” “Tom.” “You know summat Tom? Our Nige, well he, he, loves the very, the very, the very…” “Bones?” Colin stopped mid-stutter and shook his head. Unfortunately, whether it was my skeleton or something else that Nigel adored would forever be unknown, because it was at this point that Colin fell backwards into a potted plant and collapsed into a drunken stupor. Then it hit us - no one had seen the groom. After a frantic search Nigel was located sitting under a street lamp, toying forlornly with the hem of his t-shirt. Slowly, I eased myself down next to him. “What’s up, old chum?” “Tom, am I doing the right thing?” “Well, I don’t think this pavement is doing much for your piles.” “No, marrying Val. I mean, you love your Sarah, don’t you?” Oh goodness, now it was my turn to start the waterworks. But as for Nigel, well I began to wonder if his toes hadn’t begun to turn ever so slightly chilly...

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