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They assure onlookers who witness Peter’s fainting a Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry comes outThey of it just fine,onlookers with tail wagging. mystery. assure who witness Peter’s fainting spells that he doesShe notwon’t appear be job, in any and go that with life as usual. quitto her but pain, she may onheaa Wacky car rentals: When people vehicles use spells he does not appear be in rent any pain, andorthat he comes out of itfun. just fine, with tailto wagging. cruise that just for car-sharing service, the logical reason for doing so is to travel comes out of it just fine, with tail wagging. 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But Awhat about when babies? manboy from Saputra and decided tothey giveare their a baby technologyOdd name: A Karina couple from Indonesia gavechild theirdid boy a unique and Ella unusual name: Google. Andi Cahya Yongsheng County, Yunnan Province Parents (China), just that. related name with thename: idea that he would grow up helping unique and unusual Google. Parents Andi Cahya Saputra and Ella Karina decided to give their child a technologyWhen he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across a others. At first, their friends relatives about the Saputra and Ella Karina decided toHe give theirwondered child a technologyrelated name the idea and that he took would grow up helping little puppy, orwith so he thought. the pup home and decision, some thinking that the couple’s hidden agenda was to related name with the idea that he would grow up helping others. first, friends andrealized relativessomething wondered was about the looked At after it, their but must have amiss get compensation from the the technology giant. However, that others. At first, their friends and relatives wondered about the decision, some thinking that couple’s hidden agenda was to when the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is a was not the case, and name eventually started to grow on decision, some thinking that the couple’s hidden agenda to get compensation fromthe the technology giant. that protected species. The man kept the bear in a However, cage, butwas took their friends. Baby Google does not have a middle or surname. get compensation from the technology giant. However, that was and thereported name eventually to grow on goodnot carethe of case, it. Someone him, and started authorities claimed was not the and name eventually started to grow on Good-looking goat: Who would haveathought that a goodtheir friends. Baby Google does not have middle surname. the bear. Thecase, man wasthe not fined because he wasor cooperative their friends. Baby Google does not have a middle or surname. looking goat could garner widespread attention? That’s what and the bear was in goodWho health. Good-looking goat: would have thought that a goodhappened when Ahmad Mcamera Fadzir ofhave Perak, Good-looking goat: Who would thought that a posted goodlooking goat could garner widespread attention? That’s what Escaped pigs: A security revealed that,Malaysia, in the middle of photos of his newly purchased goat, Ramos, on social media. looking goat could garner widespread attention? That’s what happened when Ahmad M Fadzir of Perak, Malaysia, posted the night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera, The goat sonewly cute, with goatee beard blond bangs, happened when Ahmad Mhis Fadzir Perak, Malaysia, posted photos of ishis purchased goat, Ramos, on Queensland (Australia). When the sunofcame up,and thesocial porkymedia. beasts photos of hissonewly purchased goat, Ramos, on media. that the photos went viral. Ramos seems to social love The goat is cute, with his staff, goatee beard and blond bangs,a greeted amused customers and many of whom took being photos. The is soeven cute, with his to goatee and blond bangs, celebrity appears pose beard foroutthe with that the and photos went viral. Ramos seems tocamera love being aa The goat pigs spent several hours checking people and cars. that the photos went viral. Ramos seems to love being smile on his face. A few people asked Fadzir if he would sell celebrity and even appears to pose for the camera with a They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking a celebrity and even appears tobut pose the ifcamera with a Ramos, but he declined. Instead, hefor offered them another smile his face. Athe few people asked Fadzir he had would sell nap. Iton turns out that friendly, mischievous, pair gotten smile on his face. A few people asked Fadzir ifthem he would sell goat his herd. Ramos, but he declined. Instead, he offered another awayfrom from their owner’s home, located not far from the gas Ramos, but he declined. Instead, them goat from hisowner herd. station. 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