You are cordially invited to attend
Lafrance Hospitality’s Annual Bridal Fair
Sunday, :00 - 3:00 p.m. p.m. Sunday,February February22,7,2009 2010 •· 12 12:00-3:00
Rachel’s Lakeside 950 State Road, Dartmouth · 508.636.4044 Continuous Fashion Show by: Jenn & Jill’s Bridal Boutique SladeFormal Formal Wear Carmen Fashions Bridal &&Slade Multiple Grand Prizes - with values up to $500! Plus over 35 Vendors! Register online:
1. Would you like to continue the census in Spanish? Say ‘Si!’ 2. If the answer is si or any language other than English would you like us to send over a translator at no cost to you? You got it, amigo! 3. Are you an illegal alien? Shhhhhhhh! 4. If you are an illegal alien do you want full tuition to the college of your choice and free health care? Then say “Si! Si! Mucho gusto! Para mi familia, tambien? Bueno!” 5. If you are an American politician, do you think we expect a single honest answer to any of these questions? No, so feel free to leave and go back to screwing us. 6. If you’re a high-ranking banking or insurance official or automaker have you received your bailout money yet? If not, please claim status as an illegal alien and step right up! 7. Are you a homeowner, renter, squatter, resident of a beat-up refrigerator box down by the south end of the park or a freeloading relative glued to the couch? 8. If you’re too young to vote or too old and feeble to get to the polls, you realize nothing you say matters to the government, right? 9. Paper or plastic? 10. Would you like to be able to answer these questions on line? HAHAHAHAHA!!! So belly up to the census, America, and keep us strong as the country with far more questions than answers!
www.LafranceHospitality.com White’s of Westport · Bittersweet Farm · Rachel’s Lakeside
$2.00 OFF ONE ADULT ADMISSION Not to be combined with any other offer. No copies.
BRIDAL EXPO Sunday February 14 Jenks Productions presents the 6th Annual Foxborough
Gillette Stadium • 1 Patriot Place Foxborough, MA
100s of Participating Companies:
Bridal Shops • Formal Wear Photographers • Videographers Limousines • Disc Jockeys • Bands Banquet Facilities • Hotels • Caterers Bakers • Jewelers • Florists Invitations Make-Up & Hair Stylists Cosmetic Dentistry • Wedding Consultants • Gifts & More!
Admission $6 • www.jenksproductions.com Jenks Productions, Inc. • 860 563-2111 or 800 955-7469 (Outside CT) The South Coast Insider / February 2010