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Leadership . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 “I am the way…” Enter: The Scientific Factor . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 “The good thing about science is…” Double Law . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 #LawFusion What is CLU? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 Get a CLU! The Paradigm Defect . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 “Grave Damages” The Clean Due Process Bill . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 “The Peer Remedy” The Dueling Views Theroy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 “How Long Must I Suffer?!” Double Law is the New University . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .9 “Climb in”

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“I am the way…” Primary Leadership Jesus Christ was the peer remedy two millenniums ago. Not only did Jesus heal those who followed him from their wounds, but he took exception to authors who abused their power over their subjects. He said that “You shall worship the Lord your God, and Him only shall you serve.” Serving a master who misrepresents a subject’s will on a paper report is unfortunately very dangerous and often times it’s intolerable. Not because it hurts to go up against that one author in court. But because it hurts like being shot by a machine gun to be the victim of that one author and then have to be victimized by all of his author buddies “versus” you in court. Mere mortals do not survive this automatic pencil whipping. This is a dangerous recipe for a civilized society. “Pencil whipping” is how Hitler biased in favor of one group and discriminated against another. That’s the only trend where the Paradigm Defect leads to. When asked why Clean Law™ Union (CLU), Aaron W. Wemple said, “Well, when it’s no longer as easy to get hurt just for saying, ‘um…excuse me… you are hurting,’ then you must in the CLU. This means that now that we’re organized, we’re less likely to be victimized just for admitting that we’re a victim.” So it seems that CLU was born out of survival.

Enter: The Scientific Factor The scientific law practice is like the freedom from worries, like the independence from natural stress, like work that’s exciting, like helping people, and like play that is fun. Engineers use scientific laws to build things like skyscrapers, bridges, obstacle courses, sports stadiums, sports equipment, safety gear, race cars, and even race tracks. The unscientific law practice is like the boulder over the people in the picture above but without this scientific bridge. It’s like a hammer and a nail “versus” the flesh. Like “misrepresenting” people versus a furnace. Like gambling without a payout. “The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.” - Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson 4


#LawFusion Double Law Double Law is like the best fusion restaurant that you’ve ever eaten in. Like garlic butter shrimp scampi and a seared New York strip steak cooked on a charcoal and apple wood grill. Like the barbeque flavor of Korean ribs fused with a side of Japanese noddles drenched with Soy sauce. Like new school maximum flavor with old school hearty staples. Why not scientific law diversified with unscientific law? That’s state-of-the-art Double Law.

Get a CLU! What is CLU? CLU claims that their interest is being the world’s first “reuniting” law practice. But what exactly is “reunting.” Well, we just happened to catch of glimpse of their work recently at the Decatur Celebration in Decatur, IL. And although some politicians didn’t catagorize their work as “reuniting,” many kids did seem to have fun and had a different opinion. There was no money being made at the celebration by being a part of CLU. But afterwards, people were asking to get involved with CLU’s “reuniting” voluntarily. So, it does pass the litmus test and they do indeed reunite.

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“Grave Damages” The Paradigm Defect “We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.” - Albert Einstein The Paradigm Defect says that making a position, practice, or system which caused a problem “fix” the problem is like “a million shades of right.” Or, like an infinite number of wrongs. Like making a cheater grade his own paper. He’ll get an 89, a 76, or a 57 but you’ll never know the real score. The Paradigm Defect is like making a home burglar be the chief investigator at the police station. He’ll report that John did the crime, Joey, or even Ashley and no one will ever know the real perpetrator. The Paradigm Defect is like making a murder be the coroner down at the local county sheriff’s department. Even the newspapers will report whomever he says to report. They’ll all “fix” their own problem “a million shades of right.” Or, an infinite number of wrongs. That’s the Paradigm Defect. “Grave damages from postured positions warrants a peer fix.” –Aaron W. Wemple

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“The Peer Remedy” The Clean Due Process Bill. The Clean Due Process Bill is the peer remedy. Clean Due Process naturally takes exception to the unnatural infinite posture “remedies.” It’s safer and saves time, money, and effort. Why do we just have state courts and state hearings for local problems? Why not Clean Due Process for innocent young parents along with state paradigm family courts and state paradigm hearings? Why just Paradigm Defects in store for any possible victim? Unfortunately, it has now been scientifically established and is public knowledge that victims pay a heavier price than any perpetrator while going through a paradigm of Paradigm Defects. The Clean Due Process Bill is a peer benevolent (well-meaning) real-time jury rule for all inherent ideas and issues that arise. While the punitive programs are still available to exercise if benevolence fails. The classical family court program is typically geared by “the worse of two evils.” Or, “damn if you do and damned worse of you don’t.” Or, ultimatums which act like brick walls. Either take “this deal” or else you’re not getting by to even look at “that deal” or any other options. But is this healthy dynamics for families? The classical programs are strictly a punitive rule. But why? The difference between peer benevolent rules and strictly punitive rules is like the difference between a deaf girl who is kindly greeting “good morning” every day before driven to school and a bullied boy who is rudely kicked awake with a “get your lazy butt up” every morning before dodging thugs on his walk to school. Trying to mold innocent parents who likewise have a preexisting problem like each of these examples with peer benevolent rules before punitive rules seems like the civilized thing to do. Could we really soften innocent parents instead of just hardening innocent parents?

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Clean Due Process also opens the door to begin to bank and write legal contracts with respect to reality. That’s Reality Based Justice (RBJ). For example, let’s say that you get caught and convicted for speeding but 99% of your driving time you spend obeying the speed limit. RBJ banks to use both the 99% compliance as well as the 1% defiance as opposed to strictly the 1% defiance etched in stone that outlives us. In Family court, RBJ is the only way to accurately decide child support with respect parenting time and to make better decisions for all other ideas and issues.

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“How Long Must I Suffer?!” The Dueling Views Theory Other lawologists might see this Dueling Views Theory from the other direction. But from the experience of a scientist, the difference between the scientific law practice and the unscientific law practice is like trying to be on two different trains at the same time that are miles apart and heading in opposite directions. This is what the two different law practices cope with when trying to come to terms with the other. But would it be smarter to work together instead of apart? Working together instead of apart is what the book entitled The Smart System looks at. Fortunately, one train of these trains can do a speeding U-turn. CLU claims that they are the new grounds to license authors so that the scientific law practice can lasso the other train that’s out of control and pull it back to reality. But can they? Students in the know understand that unscientific law is old school and that scientific law is new school. They say that new school is for know and old school is for show. Whatever that means? Some people only have to live a lifetime knowing that they made a wrong turn. Other people have to live an entire eternity knowing that they made a wrong turn. Double Law is the New University Well, “Double Law” may not be the new university yet like they say. But it definitely makes inquiring minds want to know more. Maybe we should at least give it a little test drive? Maybe we should at least feel it out for awhile? See how we look in it? See how it sounds?

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Double Law Crossword Puzzle

Down 1. Children should be served food that's ______ to swallow. 2. In unscientific law platforms, two opposing parties ______ to get to a result. 4. Unscientific "law" chefs serve ______ dishes. 5. Accepting unscientific dishes are ______ to swallow. 7. Unnatural overriding fights are ______ for children who are on the line. 8. Unscientific "laws" are ______. 9. Unnaturally indigestible food is ______ to eat. 11. Illinois' recent budget crisis was ______ for children. 13. Law fusion was discovered in ______. 14. Babies eat ______ food. 15. Children need ______ to survive. 17. Law fusion would serve ______ results. Across 3. In natural scientific law platforms, all parties ______ to get to the results. 6. Fictions are ______ to swallow. 8. Children do not need ______ to survive. 10. The world's first diversified law practice is ______ . 12. Scientific law chefs serve ______ dishes. 16. Facts are ______ to swallow. 18. Scientific laws are ______. 19. Accepting scientific dishes are ______ to swallow. 20. Naturally digestible food is ______ to eat. 21. Double LAw is being made in ______.


When unlicensed authors and artists have caused more damages than unlicensed drivers, then it’s time to organize victims together on new grounds for maximum public safety.


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Clean Law™ Magazine - 1st Ed. Washington DC Clean Due Process Bill  

This first edition of Clean Law™ Magazine introduces the Clean Due Process Bill.

Clean Law™ Magazine - 1st Ed. Washington DC Clean Due Process Bill  

This first edition of Clean Law™ Magazine introduces the Clean Due Process Bill.