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5. Nicholas Gage novel 6. Cheap keyboard company 7. Somebody I have to hire to do my taxes: Abbr. 8. “Can You Forgive ___?” (Pet Shop Boys single) 9. Anger 10. Group with wands: Abbr. 11. It’s chewed on the lea 12. Gunk in a beehive? 13. Lets on 14. Overflows (with) 18. Nut-free school no-no: Abbr. 21. Small change 22. Salad dressing 23. Egg head? 24. Inabilities to move things forward 25. Traps out at sea, perhaps 26. “Roundball Rock” composer John 27. Cutting edge provider? 28. Ignore the alarm and the screaming toddler
31. Alanna Masterson’s “Walking Dead” character 33. “___ and Getz” (jazz album by vibrophonist Lionel and saxophonist Stan) 34. Big name in chicken 37. Letter after epilson 38. Shipping fee? 40. “The natives ___ restless” 41. Blackbird’s call 42. Class of 2017 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee 43. “Dumb and
Dumber To” star 45. Niño’s mother 47. “This stinks!” 48. Safari rival 49. Unhealthy gas 53. Drummer’s set-up 54. Hamburg-toBerlin dir. 55. “___ getting late” 56. March Madness souvenir 57. ___-80 (classic PC) 58. National Pizza mo. 59. Twerpy stringed instrument 60. Lion’s quarry 61. Cool, for cats
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Across 1. “Coming, honey!” 7. Idle talk 15. Erogenous zone ring 16. Try and convince 17. “’Jesus Walks’ rapper, do you have any extra cash?” 19. Point of writing 20. Spot where you might get posterized 21. “Gangsta’s Paradise” rapper’s fleet? 28. Cpl.’s superiors 29. Maker of the Bolt 30. Tees off 32. Rail-thin 35. Likud’s land 36. “99 Problems” rapper’s coast? 38. Girl in a fairy tale that’s a total passive type and not a very good role model for my daughter 39. Francis’ office 43. Fruit dessert 44. “Dies ___” 45. Computers for people in the arts 46. “If I Ruled The World” rapper serving as a CNN correspondent? 50. Boat full of horseshit 51. Agcy. getting demonstratively cut by Trump 52. “Hotling Bling” rapper baking bread? 62. Wedding ___ 63. Notre Dame coach whose last game was a 27-0 route of USC 64. Seeing challenges? 65. “Everybody chip in!”
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