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Wednesday, April 13 Church on the Hill 6 p.m. Eucharist 6:45 p.m. Supper 7:15 p.m. Program: Adults: Sacraments Kids: Eucharist... What is it? Session Four: We Are Set Forth
SCRIPTURE MARCH 16
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CONFESSION & ABSOLUTION!
HOLY ! S R E D R O
WANT TO KNOW! SESSION ONE:
CHRIST CHURCH WEDNESDAYS IN LENT 2011 for Adults & Children
Noah Confesses: I let the Platypus on board by mistake!
6:30 p.m. Supper 7:15 p.m. Program: Adults: Scripture Kids: “Come to the Feast of Life” Eucharist: What is it? Find out with Mrs. Missy & Deacon Heath.
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Snaps Defensive Serpent
Wednesday, March 16 Church on the Hill 6 p.m. Evening Prayer
Eva e wanted to make purse out of me!
THE CHURCH MARCH 23
Now there were devout hen the day of Jews from every nation Pentecost had come, the disci- under heaven living in Jerusalem. And at this ples were all together in one place. And suddenly sound the crowd gathered and was bewilfrom heaven there came a sound like the rush of a dered, because each one violent wind, and it filled heard them speaking the entire house where in the native language they were sitting. Dividof each. Amazed and ed tongues, as of fire, ap- astonished, they asked, peared among them, and “Are not all these who are speaking Galileans? a tongue rested on each of them. All of them were And how is it that we filled with the Holy Spirit hear, each of us, in our ANDREW ART language? ON toA SIM and began speak in ownBARTHOLOMEW native other languages, as the THOParthians, Medes, MAS Elamites, and residents Spirit gave them ability.
Wednesday, March 23 Church on the Hill 6 p.m. Evening Prayer 6:30 p.m. Supper 7:15 p.m. Program: Adults: Church History
of Mesopotamia, Judea and Cappadocia, Pontus Kids: Eucharist... and Asia, Phrygia andWhat is it? Pamphylia, Egypt and the parts of Libya be- Session Two: We rrespond espond to to the tth he Word W d longing to Cyrene, and visitors from Rome, both Jews and proselytes, Cretans and Arabs-- in our own languages we hear them speaking about God’s deeds of power.” All were amazed JAMES the LESS and perplexed, saying to JOHN one another, “What does this mean?” But others sneered and said, “They are filled with new wine.”
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The Emergent Church . . . What’s up with THAT?
Wednesday, April 6 Church on the Hill
6 p.m. Evening Prayer 6:30 p.m. Supper 7:15 p.m. Program: Adults: The Prayer Book Kids: Eucharist... What is it? Session Three: We Celebrate
THE BOOK COMMON PRAYER OF
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Process! Genuflect! Sit! Stand! Kneel! Bow! Turn around! Shake Hands! Cross yourself!
(if you feel like it)
Go to the Rail! Go Back! Recess!
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SESSION TWO: History of
The The Mystery The of Faith Holy Mystery of Mysteries the
Word made Flesh