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After a summer of epic performances from our British sportsmen (not women, never the women, I’m trying a new sexist thing at the moment) I thought I would share my expert advice on how to become an awesome athlete, I know, you’re right, I am a saint for sharing this information with you but all I ask in return is a basket of muffins from you all … take that as you please dirty minded people!! Send to my address 128 century avenue, Oldbrook, Milton Keynes, MK5 2UJ. This is my real address, SEND ME MUFFINS! Sorry, I got distracted. Here are some simple steps that will bulk you up in no time at all; it is like one of those penis enlargers you see on porn sights promising to make you as hung as a whale after its penis has been enlarged: Step 1: Watch the films, not movies my American readers … ruining the English language with your made up words and spellings, its spelt colour not colorjgtjvbhfvhbvvvbi or how ever you “spell it”! Anywho, back to my step. Watch the films Hall Pass, Sherk 4 and Cowboys vs Aliens to make you full of frustrated anger because you can not understand how people are making money off these god awful productions called films! Once the anger has built up begin to do some form of training, I am not one of those advisers who congers up the full details of what I am supposed to do, I like to let you human type of things reading this do some of the working out for yourself ( deep emotional music) CRACK ON CHAP!

CheerUp Issue 10  

This issue we have a chat with Andy Burrows, cross the ocean to talk to Seahaven, not to mention a deep chat with Ankit Love and last but by...

CheerUp Issue 10  

This issue we have a chat with Andy Burrows, cross the ocean to talk to Seahaven, not to mention a deep chat with Ankit Love and last but by...

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