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6 SEXY LOOKS The Season’s

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COVER PHOTO: STEPHEN DEMENT PHOTOGRAPHY

JUNE 2013 VOL. 25 STUDYBREAKS.COM

20 WET HOT

AMERICAN SUMMER 12 LOOKS FOR FUN IN THE SUN

Features

Hot Section

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10 H OT LIST 12 HOT OR NOT 16 HOT PRODUCT: SAN MARTIAN APPAREL 18 HOT STYLE

6 Summer Suits to Snag from Texas Ski Ranch

The Scene

28 MY DATE SUCKED

10 Totally Mortifying— and Totally Real—Dating Disasters

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DRINK SPECIALS

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PARTY PICS

Every Bar. Every Special. Every Night.

Were You Caught?

Your Place 40 HOUSING GUIDE Find Your New Place 44 DIG IN Southern Comfort

In Every Issue Music 32 34

FAB 5: THIS MONTH IN STUDY BREAKS… PLAN YO' SUMMER, DISNEY STYLE PG. 10

CHECK OUT SEXY SWIMWEAR PG. 20

FIND YOUR NEXT SA-WEET SHIRT PG. 16

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C ALENDAR SB SPINS: YOUR POOLSIDE PLAYLIST

14 CAMPUS VOICES 38 HOW TO 42 TFM 46 FUN STUFF

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Wet Hot Texan Summer While working on this issue, I realized this is my last summer as an undergraduate. Yup, this is my last summer before I have enter the real world—not the TV show, the actual world. So, what comes before Part B?... PartAYYY. All bets are off, let’s do this. I plan on getting pretty crazy this summer, because let’s be honest, we all have a little Amanda Bynes in us. Going buck crazy is completely okay though, because we did the work it takes to get here. We’re drinking to all of our accomplishments...which is a completely good reason for being drunk every day and night. So, yes, this is my last hurrah before I have to say, “Goodbye” to my last summer of youth and love. But before I say goodbye, I would like to say “Hello” to all the drunk and crazy San Martians I shall meet on the square, in the river and over the rainbow. On that note: I hope your summer is one hell of a study break. Actually no, I hope your summer is wet, hot and TEXAN—because everything is bigger in Texas, right?

Founder Gal Shweiki Publishers Steve Viner, Daniel Stone Vice President David Reimherr Editor Sam Sumpter Writers Jane Hervey, Bianca Moragne, Maria Roque, Susan Wheat Photo Editor Kaitlyn Clement Art Direction & Layout October Custom Publishing Production Director Michelle Sumner Graphic Designer Garrett Brzozowski Senior Account Executive Caitlin Woodman Account Manager Heather Stanley Sales Representative Ellis Media Company Marketing Assistant Louis Montemayor Customer Service Representative Megan Perkins Photographers Andrea Reesing, Ali Iqbal, Mark Fallis, Kaitlyn Clement, Jeff Ramirez, Sarah Baker, Paulina Mendoza Campus Ambassadors: Lubbock: Glen Nwaefulu San Marcos: Jonathan Hoffman San Antonio: Katy Glass

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Social Media Intern Mark Rodriguez

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Think Texas Ski Ranch is just an awesome place to get your wakeboard on? Pshh—you couldn’t be more wrong. With a sick selection of swimsuits, they’re also a great spot to shop for looks that ensure you’ll be soaking up the sun in style. After all, just because hitting the ramps is way more fun than walking the runway, it doesn’t mean you can’t look fashionable while you bust all those flips, ya dig?

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Kirby Kissinger, 20 Hometown: Mineral Wells Major: Geography Volcom Crop Top, $42, and Tie Side Full Bottoms, $38 VANS Low Pro Shoes, $45 O’Neill Sunset Hat, $34

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No one gets more tail than a guy with 101 Dalmatians

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5 CINDERELLA Forget that midnight curfew and stick it to the man

6 PINNOCHIO Gotta respect the way that wood grows

7 TINKERBELL Her powder’s guaranteed to get you high (fairy dust, duhhh)

8 BELLE Beauty’s always in Beast mode

9 TARZAN No shoes, no shirt, no problem

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“Searching for a hot tub.”

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“Drunk singing and dancing, but mostly just drinking.”

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1. THE BAG: Multi-Stripe Straw Tote $20, oldnavy.com

2. Folk Art Flora Infinity Scarf $48, anthropologie.com

3. Aveeno Protect +

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Sunburn ain't sexy, yo

4. LifeProof freÂŻ iPhone 5 Case $80, lifeproof.com

5. Fresh Sugar Lip Treatment SPF 15 $22, sephora.com

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6. Valley Dreams Round Sunglasses $16, urbanoutfitters.com

7. Mossimo Straw Fedora $13, target.com

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9. Xhilaration Crochet Swimsuit $15-20, target.com

Fashionable and surely Ben Franklin-approved

10. Perforated Multi-Strap Sandal $40, gap.com

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10 9 If Grandma knitted you a bikini, this would be it

8 I mean, yeah, this is just a towel

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WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER 12 LOOKS FOR FUN IN THE SUN PHOTOS BY: PAULINA MENDOZA

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t’s gettin’ hot in hurrr, so take off all your clothes…” No one says it better than Nelly, but—whoa, there—we’re not talkin’ total nudity. This summer, your style is all about the perfect swimsuit, so whether you plan on standing out in sparkles, hitting the beach in anything-butbasic black or going balls to the wall in some gnarly neon, we’ve got a look for you. Trust us, being (half-) naked has never looked so good.

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MARISSA MILLER, 22 Hometown: Pilot Rock, OR Major: Business Management


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SARAH LARSON, 22 Hometown: Austin Major: Fashion Merchandising

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3 CHARLES INIM, 21 Hometown: Dallas Major: Psychology

Step up the sparkle factor with some sequins in the sun

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Xhilaration Push-Up Bikini Top, $18, target.com

Teal Men Short, $44, nike.com

Xhilaration Bandeau Top with Sequins, $20, target.com

Bikini Top, $20, victoriassecret.com

Xhilaration Hipster Bottom, $15, target.com

Xhilaration Crochet Hipster Bottom, $14, target.com

Clean Water Women’s Polka Dot Bottom, $20, target.com

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SHELLY PASCHALL-WAGNER, 21 Hometown: Carrolton Major: ESS

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7 When at the pool, you're sure to look pretty in pink

BROCK LEE, 22

RASHEED IBRAHIM, 21 Hometown: Arlington Major: ESS

LINH NGUYEN, 22 Hometown: Houston Major: Nursing

Hometown: Odessa

Major: Psychology

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Broner Chilled Madras hat, $18, hatsinthebelfry.com

Women’s Twist Bikini Top, $23, and Bottom, $20, target.com

Trunks in Bittersweet Orange, $18, oldnavy.com

Mossimo Tab Side Bottom, $18, target.com Ray Bans, $165, ray-ban.com

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PHOTOS BY: MARK UMSTOT PHOTOGRAPHY

Block out the sun in style with sweet shades and a badass bucket hat


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RYAN EVANS, 24 Hometown: Castroville Major: English

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A girly bikini is totally tubular (eh, eh?)

12 Though white, these board shorts are anything but boring

COREY CLARK, 25 Hometown: Cuero Major: Political Science KRYSTAL CURTIS, 22 Hometown: San Antonio Major: Communication

SARAH SINCLAIR, 24 RASHEED IBRAHIM, 21 Hometown: Helotes Hometown: Arlington Major: Forensic Psychology Major: ESS

BROCK LEE, 22 Hometown: Odessa

Major: Psychology

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Quiksilver Solid Boardshorts, $60, pacsun.com

Xhilaration Swimsuit with Studs Top, $20, and Bottoms, $15, target.com

O’Neill Colorados Boardshorts, $40, pacsun.com

Xhilaration Hipster Bottom, $15, target.com

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PULLOUT GUIDE

DRINK SPECIALS VENUE

MONDAY

Baja BBQ Shack (280 Marina Dr Canyon Lake)

EVERY BAR. EVERY SPECIAL. EVERY NIGHT.

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

Texas Tuesday HH prices on all things Texas

$5.75 Frozen Margaritas

Bar 141 (141 E. Hopkins //(512) 558-7398)

CLOSED

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$2 Wells, $3 Calls, $4 Bombs

Barfish (141 E. Hopkins //(512)558-7399)

Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm)

Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm)

Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm)

Bikinis Sports Bar & Grill (1437N IH35// 396-2337)

$4 Big Daddy Dmestics, $3.50 Captain Morgan

$3.50 Big Daddy Shiner, $3.50 Jim and Jim Black, $2.50 Wells

$5 Big Daddy Dos XX, $3.50 Smirnoff Vodkas (any flavor)

Chimys (217 E. Hopkins // 512-216-6175)

Happy hour 4-close. $1.50 dom drfts, $2.50 dbl wells, $4.50 house margs, .99c crispy bf tacos

4-7. $1.50 dom drfts, $2.50 dbl wells, $4.50 house margs, .99c crispy bf taco

3-7 $1 wells. $1.75 dom longnecks, $3.50 house margs, .99c crispy beef tacos

The Den (700 N LBJ Dr # 115 // 392-3700)

$3 crown, $2 Lone Star, & $2.75 Vegas Bombs

$2 U CALL ITS!!!!

Happy Hour all day!

Eskimo Hut (216 N. Edward Gary // 512-757-8920

$4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt.

$4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt.

$4.99 Zeigenbock Pitchers & $12.99 24 packs of Keystone Lt.

Green Parrot (124 N. LBJ // 396-4259)

$2 Wells & Domestics

$2 Tuesday

Mike Gagliardi Live, $2 Wells, $2 Dom. Bottles, All Red Bull Drinks &Shots On Special

Grins (802 N. LBJ // 396-4259)

99¢ Bloody Mary's All Day! Hh 2-Close 99¢ Margaritas

Hh 2-Close 99¢ Margaritas, $1.25 Shiner Bock

Hh 2-Close 99¢ Margaritas, $2 Wells

Gumby’s Pizza // GumbysSanMarcos.com

$1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints

$1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints

$1.50 Ziegenbock & Lone Star Pints

Harper’s (139 East Hopkins // 878-2448)

$2.50 Well Drinks & Domestic Longnecks

$2.00 Well Drinks & Lonestar Longnecks

$2.50 Wells & $3.50 Any Bomb Shot

Jack’s Roadhouse (1625 Hunter Rd // 392-3340)

$2.00 DOMESTICS* *$2.50 IMPORTS* *$2.75 BITCH BEERS

$2.00 DOMESTICS* *$2.50 IMPORTS* *$2.75 BITCH BEERS

$2.00 DOMESTICS* *$2.50 IMPORTS* *$2.75 BITCH BEERS

Taxi’s J’s Bistro (202 N. LBJ// 392-3031)

$2.25 DOM BOTTLES, $3 SWEET TEA & $3.25 WELLS

$2 WELLS & $2 MILLER LITE BOTTLES

$2.50 WELLS & $2.50 DRAFTS

Los Cucos (1617 Aquarena Springs // 805-2444)

ALL DAY Happy Hour!!! $1.99 House Margaritas, 99¢ Bud Lt. & Miller Lt. draft, $1.99 XX draft

ALL DAY Happy Hour!!! $1.99 House Margaritas, 99¢ Bud Lt. & Miller Lt. draft, $1.99 XX draft

Happy Hour!!! 11AM to 7PM $1.99 House Margaritas, 99¢ Bud Lt. & Miller Lt. draft, $1.99 XX draft + $6 Mexican Martinis ALL DAY

Nephew’s (100 N Guadalupe St)

$2 Domestics and $2 Wells

$2 You Call Its... All night long

LADIES NIGHT $1 Wells for ladies $2 Domestics & Wells for the guys

Palmers Bar & Courtyard // 218 Moore St

3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers

3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers

3-7pm // $3 wells, house wines, TX on tap (5), hand squeezed ritas, LITs, MaiTais and discounted appetizers

(2701 Hwy 21 // 512-353-1664)

Like us on Facebook and play for $18 with Texas State student ID!

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River Road Ice House

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Jason Allen & Friends Acoustic Songswap

Rocky Larue’s (138 N. LBJ // 393-3418)

HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots

HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots

HH til 9PM// $1.50 Frozens & $2 Bottles, Wells, & Shots

Rooftop on the Square (126 S. Guadalupe St)

$2 Wells for MNF

$1 Wells $2 Tacos 5-10

1/2 Price Margs and $5 Mexican Martinis 5-11

Slackers (139 East Hopkins // 878-2448)

$3 Margaritas

$3 Any Strawberry Daiquiri

$3 Any Margarita

Showdown (207 E. Hutchinson // 392-7282)

Cash Drawings

Fusball Tournament

Ladies’ Night

Sunset Bowling (1304 Hwy 123 // 396-2334)

$1.00 games 9pm

$2.00 Icehouse tallboys

$2 Icehouse tall boys

Tap Room (129 E. Hopkins // 392-9824)

German Beer Night

Texas Beer Night

British Isles Beer Night

Triple Crown (206 N. EdwardGary // (396-2236)

HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints + $2 Everything 8-11p

HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints

HH 5-8p $1.75 Wells & Pints

The Vault (100 West Hopkins St // 553-8707)

$3 Crown & $2.50 Specialty Pints

$3.00 Y Vodka, $2.00 Lonestar & Lonestar Light, $2.00 Graham’s Sweet Tea Vodka Shots

$3 Jack Daniels, $2.50 Specialty Pints

Treff’s Tavern (804 Chesnut 353-1594)

HH-All DAY: $1.75 Dom Pints, $2.00 Wells, $3 Import pints, $3 LIT’s, $5 Dom Pitcher $7 Imp Pitchers

12:30PM-2:00AM $2.00 U-CALL-IT

$3.50 LITs $10-64oz Dom Pitchers $12-64oz Import Pitchers

Tres Hermanas (2550 Hunter Rd // 878-2405)

1/2 price frozen margaritas

1/2 price frozen margaritas

1/2 price frozen margaritas

The Veranda Roof Top Patio (139 E. Hopkins St.)

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Valentino’s (110 N. LBJ // (512) 396-8888)

HH Prices from 4-End of Football Games

$3 Pitchers of Shiner and Bud Light from 3-Close

Happy Hour Prices on Premium Beers All Day

Vodka Street Global Bistro & Bar (200 N. LBJ)

$3.50 Any Bomb

$2.00 Wells and Domestics

Quail Creek Golf Course & Bar (1791 Hueco Springs // 626-1335)

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$2.50 Lonestar and Well Rum


PULLOUT GUIDE

THURSDAY

FRIDAY/SATURDAY

SUNDAY

$7.75 CoronaRita

F: $2.50 Tecate & Modelo S: $3.75 Pickle Shots

Sunday 10-2pm $7 Bloody Mary Bar

$2.75 Domestics, $3.50 Wells, & $3.00 Shot Specials

F+S: $2.75 Domestics, $3.50 Wells, & $3.00 Shot Specials

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$2.75 Domestics, $3.50 Wells, & $3.00 Shot Specials

Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm)

F+S: Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm)

Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm10pm)

Happy Hour $2 Domestics and Wells (7pm-10pm)

$1 off Big Daddy Beers, $5 Big Daddy Teas

F: $5 Big Daddy Sam Adams, $1 off Margaritas & Mexican Martinis S: $10 Miller Lite and Coors Light Pitchers, $1 off Bomb Shots

$10 Bud Light Pitchers, $5 Crown & Crown Black, $5 Patron XO

Happy Hour 4pm-7pm $4 Big Daddy Domestics, $2.50 Wells

4-7. $1.50 dom drfts, $2.50 dbl wells, $4.50 house margs, .99c crispy bf taco

F: 4-7. $1.50 dom drfts, $2.50 dbl wells, $4.50 house margs, .99c crispy bf taco S: $2 Zeigenbock, Lonestar, Tecate

CLOSED

$2 Zeigenbock, Lonestar, Tecate

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MY DATE SUCKED: 10 TOTALLY MORTIFYING— AND TOTALLY REAL— DATING DISASTERS COMPILED BY: SB STAFF

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e all know dating sucks—usually in an OMG, we have nothing to talk about way or a Whoa, they look NOTHING like their match.com profile picture way. But THEN there are the dates that supersede that suckiness and fall into another category entirely—complete and utter dating disasters. Yeah, we’re talkin’ dates that suck in a holy f—k, I’m taking a shit in the woods way. Seriously.

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MY DATE SUCKED SHAMEFUL SERENDADE My worst date involved a guy of the highest douchery. He took me to a park for my birthday in the most ghetto part of downtown and sang a song he’d written for me. I should probably mention that this guy cheated on me quite a bit (lol), and the song was a way for him to make up for his latest cheating episode. It was the dumbest song I’d ever heard about how he loved me “ten to the Google.” He couldn’t sing well at all, but I just had to sit there with a stupid smile glued to my face, even when some hobos came up to us and asked for money. Worst birthday/date ever!

WTF?! This guy took me to The Cheesecake Factory. He told me I was very pretty but very boring. Then he told me a story about how he used to pick his nose and found a tumor up there. And after a three-course meal, made me pay. What a keeper. —Berenice Guzman, 22 Hometown: Fredericksburg Major: Dramatic Media

POO(L) HALL PROBLEMS

(NOT) SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE

I was on a date once and my stomach wasn’t playing nicely. While I was shooting pool with her, my stomach started flipping—and not from butterflies—and I told her I was going to the restroom. About 20 minutes later I got a text asking if I was okay. That was our last date I believe (lol).

A couple of summers ago, I asked one of my lab mates out on a date to this nice Asian restaurant. Overall the date was fantastic, until the very end of it when she said she still had a boyfriend. Moral of the story – ask the girl if she’s single BEFORE you offer to pay for her meal (lol).

—Terence Arceneaux, 26 Hometown: Houston UTSA grad

—Eddie Harris, 20 Hometown: Peachtree City, GA Major: Psychology

—Faith Braverman, 23 Hometown: Liberty, NY Major: English- Library Science

WALK OF LAME

LIED AND DENIED One time I went on a date with a 24-year-old I used to work with.... then found out he was 33. Oh, and he never called me again. —Jourdan Ellis, 21 Hometown: Abeline Major: Public Relations

One time I went out with a guy from my church to see that movie Hancock, and like every 30 minutes he would lean over and ask me if he was gonna get a kiss at the end of the night. Then he tried to not drop me off at home until I agreed I was going to kiss him. I ended up walking home, he did not get a kiss, and I don’t think I’ve spoken to him since... —Paige Kerr, 21 Hometown: San Antonio Major: Communications

CAUGHT IN THE ACT I went on a movie date sophomore year of high school, and of course we leave to make out in a car on a dark corner somewhere with the music blasting. The head of the math department finds us, so that was awkward and horrible, and she did not forget about it when I was in her class senior year! —Taylor Warshauer, 21 Hometown: New Orleans, LA Major: Kinesiology

RIDIN’ DIRTY My boyfriend in high school got so drunk before one of our dances that he threw up all over the side of my car and in my car. And his mom made him hand wash my car the next day while he was hungover. —Jenna Hendrick, 21 Hometown: Houston Major: Undeclared

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MY DATE SUCKED

There’s one person having fun on this date… and it’s not her

HOLY SH*T!

KISSING COUSINS

Last year when I was studying abroad in Tokyo I met a really beautiful Japanese girl named Kaori. We decided to [hike] a very popular mountain trail about 45 minutes outside Tokyo. When we got to the summit, we decided to take a break and eat at one of the small restaurants. After lunch we began our descent, but I noticed something was wrong. “I’ll just tough it out,” I thought to myself, having been adequately toilet-trained when I was a child. After another couple of minutes the pain got worse. I needed a bathroom or things were going to end up really messy. Unfortunately, the bathrooms were at the very bottom of the mountain. I plunged down the ravine and, hiding behind a rock, hastily pulled down my pants and took the hugest, nastiest shit I’ve ever taken. Old ladies hiking down the trail saw me and screamed in terror. I climbed back up to where Kaori was. I think most girls would have never called me back, but she was really cool about it and we continued to date afterwards. While it was a disaster at first, it turned out pretty well.

Once upon a time, I was enjoying summer vacations at my very far, far away town of origin. The very first day I arrived, my friends invited me to go out for some outdoor activities. Some of my friends’ friends joined us, and there was this particular guy I felt instantly attracted to. To my fortune, the feeling was mutual. I will not give details, but let me just say we had a pretty good time. The next day my mom asked if I could go visit one of her long-time-no-see cousins. When we arrived at her cousin’s house, my mom asked about her son. My aunt called him, and the guy I had a really good time with the previous day came running down the stairs. We were second cousins! My jaw dropped, and his face turned red.

—Misha Yurchenko , 21 Hometown: Sevastopol, Ukraine Major: International Relations and GlobalStudies 30 | JUNE 2013| STUDYBREAKS.COM

—Anonymous

Real-life couple Joey Sumpter and Ari Johnson (above) demonstrate a serious dating disaster. Not their own though, swear.


MY DATE SUCKED

10 DATING DO’S AND DON’TS

Dominate the dating scene and blow babes away with these helpful hints DO SHOW UP ON TIME O: OT PH

Moisturizing, masturbation and Mad Men marathons are no excuse for a late arrival.

ENFREUND BOG

DON’T ARRIVE EARLY You’ll be forced to hang with Mom and Pops ‘til homegirl finishes her face.

DO HAVE A DESTINATION IN MIND

DE ATOMO L O: S OT PH

The “Is Taco Cabana an appropriate date destination?” debate is embarrassing enough when you’re doing it solo.

DON’T TAKE YOUR DATE TO A BUFFET No one wants to be forced into thirds of lukewarm lasagna so you can get the most bang for your buck.

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Call it common sense, but no one gets laid in a pit-stainted t-shirt and mandals. No one.

DON’T GO OVERBOARD A tux is not appropriate Olive Garden attire. And ladies, step away from the six-inch stilettos.

DO BE A GOOD LISTENER You’re gonna hear about Grandpa’s colonoscopy, and YOU’RE GONNA LIKE IT!

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DO MAKE EYE CONTACT Note: Eyes are not chest-level.

DON’T TEXT THE ENTIRE TIME

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That emoji war with Becky can wait, aight? And Snapchat those dick pics on your own time, tiger.

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$435 - $695

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$330 - $640

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$415 -$ 425

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TFMs of the Month If something bad happens you drink to forget, if something good happens you drink to celebrate, and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. TFM.

Using the phrase “Those were the days” to refer to last weekend. TFM. Lowering your house flag to half mast during times of social probation. TFM.

TSMs of the Month Bedazzling your birth control box. TSM. Don’t have casual sex, ‘cause you will get attached and die. TSM. Being asked when you’re going out, not if your going out. TSM.

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Don’t forget your sunglasses. There is no better time than bikini season for studying the female body, and being able to do so in comfort with total protection from judgment thanks to mirrored lenses is what the American dream is all about. Don’t stare too long. Her bathing suit isn’t leaving much to the imagination, and neither will yours if you stare too long. Nobody wants to be the guy awkwardly walking around the pool with a chubby. The beauty of boozing in the pool is that beer can simultaneously flow in and out of you as you hit the beer bong and pee your pants. Apartment complex pools might as well be public. Anybody can piss in those things. Don’t drink the water. You’re in college, and it’s summertime. If your swim trunks aren’t the American flag, and you’re not rocking a tank top that lets everyone know how much you like to party, you’re doing it wrong. A little bit of horseplay is fine. Pushing chicks into the pool is dangerous, flirtatious and fun. On the other hand, underwater wrestling with your bros is questionable behavior. Most pools don’t allow glass, so make sure you buy plastic handles of liquor. Leaving your shirt on in the pool is unAmerican. I don’t care how out of shape you are. Stay on the sidelines if you’re too scared to get in the game. Alcohol is liquid. Liquid can be used to fill water guns. Don’t forget to put on sunscreen, you pasty fuck.


DIG IN

Finals are over, school is out, and your break can finally begin! And what better way to kick off the season than with a celebratory binge on Southern summer classics? So get gourmet with it, and dig into favorites like sweet, sticky ribs and some spicy slaw—all finished off with some fancy, liquor-infused fruit. Because if you’re gonna eat something healthy, it’s gonna be soaked in tequila, aight?

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SPICY SLAW

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INGREDIENTS • 3 c. Green cabbage, cored and shredded • 3 Carrots, coarsely grated • 1 Jalapeno, seeded and minced • 1/4 c. Canola oil • 2 tbsp. Lime juice • 3 tbsp. Chopped cilantro • 1/2 tsp. Ground cumin • Salt and pepper to taste

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INGREDIENTS • 2 Slabs baby back ribs • 2 Medium onions, thinly sliced • 1 12 oz. bottle of beer DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 2. Place onion slices on a rimmed baking sheet, spread out into an even layer. 3. Place ribs on top of the onions and pour beer over the top. 4. Season ribs with salt and pepper and cover with foil. Bake for 2 to 2.5 hours, or until tender. 5. Heat oven broiler to high and place the ribs face down on a clean, rimmed baking sheet. Brush a generous coating of barbecue

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• Salt and pepper • 3 c. Barbecue sauce

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sauce on the back side of the ribs and place them on a rack 6 inches from the broiler element. Broil for 3 minutes. Remove ribs, baste with sauce and return to broiler for another 3 minutes. Flip ribs over and baste again with a generous coating of barbecue sauce. Place under broiler for 3 minutes. Repeat twice more or until you have a thick, sticky glaze covering the ribs. Serve with additional sauce.

TIPSY MELON WEDGES PHOTO: HOBER

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DIRECTIONS 1. In a large bowl, combine cabbage, carrots, and jalapeno. Drizzle mixture with oil and lime juice. Add cilantro and cumin; season with salt and pepper. 2. Toss to combine. Serve immediately, or refrigerate in an airtight container for up to 4 hours .

INGREDIENTS • 1 Small seedless watermelon, quartered and cut into 1-inch-thick wedges • 1 c. Sugar • 3/4 c. Water

• 1/2 c. Tequila • 1/4 c. Triple Sec • 2 Limes • Sea salt

DIRECTIONS 1. Arrange watermelon in a single layer in two 9-by-13-inch baking dishes. 2. Bring sugar, water, tequila, and Triple Sec to a boil in a small saucepan. Cook, stirring, until sugar dissolves, about 1 minute. Let cool slightly. 3. Pour syrup over watermelon wedges, and refrigerate for at least 45 mins. 4. Top with lime juice, salt, and enjoy!

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HOROSCOPES • SPOT THE DIFFERENCE • THAT’S A FACT JACK

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!

Can you spot the 5 differences between the two photos?

JUNE

The stars tell you what’s in store this season. Aries - You will no longer feel the stress and strains of a busy semester or a not-so-good relationship. It’s time to take your life to a new level, so get ready to experience your true potential.

Taurus - With the burden of never-ending deadlines and assignments finally lifted, it’s time to direct your attention towards love. You are sure to find it soon.

Gemini - Happy birthday! It’s finally summer and we all want to sit back and do nothing, but if you put more energy in your work and projects this summer, you’ll be rewarded. Work hard, play harder. Cancer - Prepare yourself for a month of love galore and personal growth, because an amazing opportunity is coming your way. Happy birthday to you too! Leo - Get ready to dig deeply in 2013. You’re about to go into a phase of complete and total metamorphosis. Virgo - You’ll want to strengthen your skill set and beef up that resume with even more knowledge than you naturally possess, so get on it.

Libra -

You’ve had enough lessons of love to last a lifetime—now put those lessons to the test!

Scorpio -

Few are as tough and resilient as you are. Transformation, passion, love and sexuality are all pronounced this month.

1. Cat on chair 2. Necklace is gone 3. Dos Equis boxes 4. Face switch 5. Purple swimsuit

THAT’S A FACT JACK • There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo. • Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution in case there’s a crash. • June is the month with the longest daylight hours of the year in the Northern Hemisphere. Hello summer! • To calculate the air temperature (in Fahrenheit), count the number of cricket chirps in 15 seconds and add 37. • In Galveston, Texas it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street.

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Sagittarius -

If there was ever a time in your life to take an extended vacay, it’s now. Stop the hustling for a sec and relax.

Capricorn -

Your daily routine—work, gym, and sleep—will get an extra boost this month, but don’t overdo it.

Aquarius - All the recent hard work, lack of sleep, and tears will start to truly (finally!) pay off. It’s all gonna be easier from here! Pisces -

New people will feel inextricably drawn to you without knowing why. It’s probably because they’re realizing how extraordinary you are. (It’s about time!) WORDS BY: BIANCA MORAGNE


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