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Centripetal Dick? Oh shit; he has a penis! As a fundamentally biological magnet, my vagina must incessantly pull towards its anatomical opposite. And lucky me, my case of Virginitis will only be cured when the right time comes, when “Mr. Right� comes, and when my conscience affirms I will not be wasting it. In the mean time, all those Mr. Beautifuls out there better watch out; I think you need my number.


Centripetal Volume 12 Issue 1  

Volume 12 Issue 1--Fall 2010