Centripetal Dick? Oh shit; he has a penis! As a fundamentally biological magnet, my vagina must incessantly pull towards its anatomical opposite. And lucky me, my case of Virginitis will only be cured when the right time comes, when â€œMr. Rightâ€? comes, and when my conscience affirms I will not be wasting it. In the mean time, all those Mr. Beautifuls out there better watch out; I think you need my number.