Mistakes

Twenty-five-cent hot dog night at the local ball park: attending was a mistake, bringing my own mustard was not.

I baked a lasagna when I was home alone; completely unsupervised with fifteen pounds of hot and bubbling deliciousness.

I planted mint straight in the ground in my garden. I’ll just drink that many mojitos I bragged, like a fool.

I saw the same movie three times because the theater served beer and burritos cried every time too.

I ordered a five-gallon tin of cheese popcorn, my son dared me to. Right after I dared him to dare me.

I was also the ‘winning’ high bid for a case of cheese popcorn, it was for charity. Charitable eating is still eating.

Cheese popcorn is my weakness so is beer and pizza and life.

What can you do?