I'm Out

It’s two o’clock in the afternoon and I am out of calories for the day— out of sugar, out of sodium, out of fat.

My recommended daily allowance suggests I now go sit in the corner and think about my choices.

The next ten hours stretch out before me like an ocean of weak herbal tea studded with lemon wedges.

I will accept this, (not quite as greedily as I accepted that cheeseburger and fries) but stoically and with head held high I accept the consequences.

I knew what I was doing. I knew it would be my last meal of the day. I savored every bite treasured every swallow—

it was better than ten thousand celery sticks.