he Three Big Bad Tigers and the Smart Little Pig
nce upon a time there was an old tiger. She had three cubs that were very smart. One day she sent them out into the world to seek their fortune. Before they left their mother said, "Watch out for the Smart Little Pig! So if you’re not careful, he will take your house right under your nose!" "Don't you worry, Mom" the oldest one called, and they set off to look for materials to build a house. Also they are as big and bad as the Big Bad Wolf. 1
The first Tiger met a monkey carrying a load of bricks and he said, "Give me those bricks or I'll eat you!" The Monkey, who was clearly terrified dropped the load of bricks and ran off. The tiger picked them up a built a house with the bricks. He set a bomb just in case the tried to take the house so that HE would be the only one to live in the house before he destroyed it so the Smart Little Pig could not have it. Now the second Tiger (who was a little smarter) met a boa constrictor carrying a load of cement. He knew that boas are strong and short tempered so he asked politely, " May I have some of your cement?" " Why certainly! I was just about to dump it!” replied the boa. So the tiger took the cement and built a house with it. Also he too set a bomb. The third Tiger (the smartest and the oldest one) saw another tiger carrying a load of iron plates. He was about to show him self to the other tiger when he noticed that the other tiger was in a bad mood, so he probably wouldn't give the Third Tiger the iron plates with out a fighting him. So the third tiger came up with a plan. He quietly climbed up a tree and when the other tiger came near he pounced upon him. The other tiger was as scared as a frightened kitty. Dropping the iron plates in process the third tiger quickly picked up the iron plates and ran off to build a house with them. The house was made out of iron plates also it was stronger than the solid rock. Also he set a bomb.
They all found a nice little clearing and all were greener than a leprechaun. But little did they know that the Smart Little Pig was a coming. He was not called smart and little for nothing for he was the smallest and the smartest in all of pig history. Â
He saw the first tigerâ€™s house and decided that he wanted it, so he set some traps to scare the owner off if it was a carnivore and so he knocked on the door and squealed Â "Please give me a place to sleep and some food to eat!
"The tiger looked out the window and saw the Smart Little Pig. Faster than lightning, he sprang out the door and pounced upon him but the pig barely dodged and pressed The button on his detonator and BOOM!!! He set off the dynamite. The tiger was so surprised that he ran off and activated HIS detonator and BOOM!!! His house exploded! The pig was surprised and was paralyzed for a moment but quickly recovered, and saw that the tiger had escaped and run off to the second tiger’s house. He saw the tiger tracks in the mud and began to follow them. Meanwhile, the second tiger heard that the Smart Little Pig did come and he was smart too so he said to his brother, "Don't worry, together we can't be defeated." They waited for Smart Little Pig to come. But the pig saw them through the window when they were plotting so he knew that there were two tigers and what they were planning to do so he started to lay some dynamite around the house when he was done laying traps he knocked on the door and squealed" Please give me a place to sleep and some food to eat ". The tigers saw him and wait for him to knock again by then the Smart Little Pig was suspicious then he remembered them say "Wait till he knocks again when his guard is down." So he knocked again and quickly ducked in one nanosecond the door flew open out pounced the tigers but they flew over him and in a second he pressed on his detonator and KABLOOIE!!! Off went a dynamite right in their face. They were terrified and ran off. While they ran off to third tiger's house, the second tiger pressed on his detonator and blowing up his house. "Rats! Another good house wasted!” He said in shock. Then the Smart Little Pig saw some tiger tracks leading north so he began to follow them it led him to the best house in the world. The third tigers house. It was stronger than the white house. The tracks led inside. So he looked in the window and saw that they were plotting against him. The third tiger assured them that together, they are undefeatable and that the pig would never get a house out of them because he had set a bomb too. Now that he knew he went to find it and when he did, he got rid of it in a cannon it landed on Mt. Fungi. After he started to lay some dynamite around the house. When he was done laying traps, he knocked on the door and squealed "please give me a place to sleep and some food to eat". The tigers saw him and waited for him to knock again, but the Smart Little Pig was ready so he knocked again, and quickly ducked in one nanosecond the door flew open out pounced the three tigers but they flew over him and in a second he pressed on his detonator and KABLOOIE!!! Off went a dynamite right in their face. They were terrified and ran off. The third tiger pressed on his detonator 4
to blow up his house. But the Mt. Fungi blew up. The tigers were surprised, but kept running and nobody knows where they went but it is said that a Strange rocket was launched to the moon was seen, but who cares? All that I care is that the Smart Little Pig lived happily ever after.