Conversation #1 is between two girls talking about bathing suits in the room across from me. Spring break fever, perhaps? A) Ya B) No A) It's not double strings, It's like a look. Here, I’ll show you. I have it. WHY do I have so many bathing suits? B) I don’t know! A) This is it, it looks like this, except It's not rope B) oooooooh A) See, it’s like that. Did I get this one last year maybe? B) I don’t know, did you? A) This one’s kind of big on me too. Medium bottom B) What do you mean? A) I mean my butts too big B) Oh my gosh, Baili A) Okay, what do you think about this one? I think it’s kinda heinous B) Ew A) I know, right? My friends made me buy it because they thought it was funny and I almost wore it on saint Patrick’s day last year B) You HAVE to wear it this year A) WHY B) You HAVE to! A) It's UGLYYY B) Where did you get it? A) I don’t remember B) You have to wear it on Saint Patrick’s Day! A) But It's SOOO ugly B) I don’t care, It's green. It’s all different colors of green, you need to wear it. A) I don’t think I will B) WHY A) I mean, I could just wear these if I have to (points to her underwear) B) EW NO GROSS. Maybe I should just get the bombshell. A) Ew no, those are ugly. Those are fucking ugly.