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Cal’s MGRP By: Cal Hensley
My name is Cal Hensley. I am probably the goofiest and tallest person you will ever meet. I play football and basketball for Benton High School, and I am an â€œA,â€? student.
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99.99 DOLLAR REWARD IF YOU CAPTURE HIM!
Iâ€™m not weird I am eccentric.
.50 Cal rap
.50 Cal on this track, don’t judge me since I’m white, not black, Im rollin’ in yo crib, kick down ya door, shoot you in the face, with my revolvin .44 Yeah, and i like barbecue, you messin with me, I’m messin with you, People say I make rappin look easy, haters just mad because their rhymes are cheesy, when I walk by I make all the girls shout, Im leavin now so swag me out.
You’re Invited to Cal’s Sixteenth Birthday Party! What: Cal’s 16th Birthday Party When: August 7, 2012 Where: 124 Wilmer Lane Time: 7 p.m. to Midnight Other: Come and have fun!
10 Ways to Become a Successful Athlete 1. Work on your weaknesses until they are your strong points. 2. When you arenâ€™t working, remember that your competition is. 3. You must constantly work to become better. 4. Talent is God given, be humble. 5. Fame is man given, be thankful. 6. Conceit is self given, be careful. 7. Hard work always pays off in the long run. 8. Always go the extra mile. 9. Never give up, no matter how easy it is. 10. Winners do what losers donâ€™t do.
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In 8th grade i played traveling football on a team called the Bengals. I had a lot of
fun, played against better players, made new friends, and traveled all over the place.
We traveled all over the place. The closest tournament we played in was in
Savannah, Missouri and we got 2nd place. The farthest tournaments we played in were in St. Louis, Missouri and Des Moines, Iowa. It was really neat traveling a lot because you got to see some of the communities in other places.
In Des Moines we played on a high school Cield that could probably seat four
thousand people. I heard the high school had at least two thousand kids. The Cield was turf and it had a huge screen similar to the one at a Chiefs’ game. While in Des Moines we also played one of our games in a small farming community. The town only had at least Cive hundred people but their Cield was the nicest Cield I have ever seen. It had really high quality turf.
In St. Louis, Missouri we played a tournament and we were there all day. We played
two football games back to back. I was so tired. We eventually got to go to the hotel and eat and play the next day. There were only three other teams in the St. Louis tournament but we ended up winning. It was fun because we hung out and ate snacks in between games.
Overall I enjoyed playing traveling football. I got to travel to different places and
play difCicult opponents. I liked seeing other places and meeting new people. I especially enjoyed eating fast food everyday of the weekend.
How to Take Care of Your Pet Cal. 1. You must find a suitable bed for Cal. He has to have enough room for his long legs and arms. A king sized bed is recommended. 2. Cal can eat on his own. Just have food available. Cal eats a lot so having an extreme amount of food is necessary. 3. You will never have to walk Cal. Just give him a treadmill, trampoline, and weights. He can get exercise on his own. 4. As long as a shower and soap is provided, Cal can bathe on his own. 5. Cal can take care of himself as long as essentials are provided. 6. WARNING! Calâ€™s jokes can make you dumber.
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