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GOVERNMENT HOOKER is the name of a song by Lady Gaga. The song has a coded connection to a guitar I received for Christmas when I was a tenth grader at Harrman high school. The black guitar was a Gibson Les Paul copy model and it was purchased from a hobby shop called Odds & Ends which was located directly across the street from the Harriman public library. Odds & Ends was located on Trenton Street at the corner of Trenton and Walden. The two ends of street have a coded connection to the guitar. At one end of Trenton Street was Christmas Lumber Company’s lumberyard. The name of the lumber company represents the holiday of Christmas for which I received the black guitar. At the other end of Trenton was (and is) Harriman high school. When I was in the 11th grade I dressed up for the school’s costume day and took the black guitar to school with me as part of my costume. That day, a KISS fan named Cheryl photographed me and another student named Brian and I was also photographed for the newspaper with a group of other students dressed in costumes. In all of the photographs I was holding the black guitar. Both ends of Trenton Street have a coded connection to the black guitar. The first two songs I learned on the black guitar were taught to me by a cousin. Both were KISS songs; Black Diamond and Firehouse. These two songs have a coded connection to the title of Lady Gaga’s song Government Hooker. BLACK DIAMOND This song is about a hooker. FIREHOUSE In Harriman, the firehouses (fire stations) are government owned and therefore they reference the word Government. Therefore…


FIREHOUSE (GOVERNMENT) + BLACK DIAMOND (HOOKER) = GOVERNMENT HOOKER FIREHOUSE, BLACK DIAMOND = GOVERNMENT HOOKER The first two songs I learned on the guitar are a coded reference to the Lady Gaga song Government Hooker. The fact that the guitar was purchased from Odds & Ends is also important. Directly across the street from the store window, where the black guitar once was displayed, there is the Harriman public library. In the room of the library closest to the old Odds & Ends building there is today (2013) a glass case and in that glass case is a large brown beaver which has been preserved through taxidermy. Therefore, the library represents the beaver. The Beaver is the name of a movie starring Mel Gibson who also produced a movie called Paparazzi. Lady Gaga has a song called Paparazzi. THE LIBRARY = THE BEAVER = MEL GIBSON = PAPARAZZI = LADY GAGA SONG THE LIBRARY = ACROSS FROM ODDS & ENDS = GUITAR = GOVERNMENT HOOKER Therefore, THE LIBRARY = LADY GAGA SONG GOVERNMENT HOOKER In the library there is The Beaver which represents a Mel Gibson movie. Another Mel Gibson movie is Paparazzi, a movie which shares a common name with a Lady Gaga song. Therefore, the beaver at the library represents a Lady Gaga song. The library is across the street from the old Odds & Ends building where the black guitar was purchased. Through the first two songs I learned on the instrument, the guitar is connected to the phrase Government Hooker. Therefore, through its close proximity to the old Odds & Ends building and the glass case containing the beaver, the library is connected to the phrase LADY GAGA SONG, GOVERNMENT HOOKER. The beaver in the glass case has a coded connection to the Lady Gaga song Government Hooker via The Beaver star Mel Gibson but it also has a coded connection to the song Government Hooker via the film’s director, Jodie Foster who, as a child actor, played a hooker in the movie Taxi Driver. LIBRARY = OWNED BY THE GOVERNMENT LIBRARY = GLASS CASE = THE BEAVER THE BEAVER = DIRECTED BY JODIE FOSTER JODIE FOSTER = PLAYED A HOOKER IN TAXI DRIVER = HOOKER Therefore, LIBRARY = GOVERNMENT + HOOKER = GOVERNMENT HOOKER The Beaver in the glass case plays a role in connecting the library to two Lady Gaga song titles; Paparazzi and Government Hooker. The street which runs between the library and the old Odds & Ends building is Trenton Street. The two ends of Trenton Street are a coded reference to Lady Gaga’s name.


END OF TRENTON STREET: CHRISTMAS LUMBER COMPANY LUMBERYARD At one end of Trenton Street is a gate leading in to the lumberyard of Christmas Lumber Company. There is a popular Christmas song called the 12 Days of Christmas. In the song, the last day of the 12 days of Christmas is Day 12. Therefore… CHRISTMAS LUMBER COMPANY LUMBERYARD = CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS = 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS = DAY 12 12 = L, therefore… DAY 12 = DAY L DAY L = LADY Therfore, CHRISTMAS = LADY Therefore, CHRISTMAS LUMBER COMPANY LUMBERYARD = LADY END OF TRENTON STREET: GEORGIA STREET At one end of Trenton Street is a two-way street named Georgia. Because the street has two lanes and because each of the two lanes runs in a different direction, each lane references the name Georgia. The name Georgia can be abbreviated to GA. Therefore… END OF TRENTON STREET = TWO-WAY STREET, GEORGIA = GEORGIA, GEORGIA GEORGIA, GEORIGA = GA,GA = GAGA Therefore, END OF TRENTON STREET = GAGA Therefore… END OF TRENTON STREET = CHRISTMAS LUMBER COMPANY LUMBERYARD = LADY END OF TRENTON STREET = TWO-WAY STREET; GEORGIA = GA, GA = GAGA Therefore, TWO ENDS OF TRENTON STREET = LADY + GAGA = LADY GAGA TRENTON STREET = TWO ENDS = LADY + GAGA = LADY GAGA TRENTON STREET = ODDS & ENDS = GUITAR = FIREHOUSE, BLACK DIAMOND FIREHOUSE, BLACK DIAMOND = GOVERNMENT HOOKER TRENTON STREET = RUNS BESIDE LIBRARY = GLASS CASE = THE BEAVER THE BEAVER = JODIE FOSTER MOVIE = TAXI DRIVER = JODIE FOSTER, HOOKER THE BEAVER = GLASS CASE AT LIBRARY = LIBRARY = GOVERNMENT Therefore, THE BEAVER = GOVERNMENT HOOKER Therefore, TRENTON STREET = LADY GAGA, GOVERNMENT HOOKER


One day I was playing my black guitar which had been bought at the Odds & Ends shop when I broke the thin E string. Not knowing the size or brand of strings on the guitar, I had no choice but to buy a whole new set instead of just one string. I went to Odds & Ends and asked the guy at the counter where the guitar strings were and he told me they didn’t sell guitar strings. In fact they did, as I later happened to see the locked case in which they kept their guitar and bass guitar strings. After the man at Odds & Ends told me they didn’t sell strings, I walked up to the Acme Drugstore which was a couple of doors down from the Princess Theater. To my surprise, when I asked if they sold guitar strings I was told they did. Unfortunately the only strings they sold were for an acoustic guitar. They were Black Diamond brand strings. Figuring the strings were made of metal and would be picked up by the pickups on my electric guitar, I bought the box of Black Diamond acoustic strings and put them on my guitar. To my surpise, when I plugged the guitar into the small amplifier, the pickups did not pick up the sound of the strings. The Acme drugstore where I bought my first set of replacement strings was located between the Princess Theater and the Roane Medical Center. In the past both the Princess Theater and Roane Medical Center were privately owned but now (2013) both buildings are owned by the government. Because the old Acme Drugs building is located between the Princess Theater and the old Roane Medical Center building, both buildings have a connection to the Acme building. ACME DRUGS = WHERE I BOUGHT BLACK DIAMOND GUITAR STRINGS BLACK DIAMOND = SONG BY KISS ABOUT A HOOKER = HOOKER Therefore, ACME DRUGS = HOOKER ACME DRUGS = A COUPLE OF DOORS DOWN FROM THE PRINCESS THEATER THE PRINCESS THEATER = OWNED BY THE GOVERNMENT Therefore, ACME DRUGS = GOVERNMENT Therefore… ACME DRUGS = GOVERNMENT + HOOKER = GOVERNMENT HOOKER The guitar for which I bought the Black Diamond strings was one I got for Christmas and was later photographed holding on the grounds of Harriman high school. Therefore, the strings from Acme represent the guitar which, in turn represents Christmas and High school which, in turn, represents the two ends of Trenton which, together, are a coded reference to the name Lady Gaga. ACME DRUGS = BLACK DIAMOND STRINGS = BLACK GUITAR = CHRISTMAS, SCHOOL CHRISTMAS = 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS = DAY 12 = DAY L = LADY SCHOOL = 2-WAY STREET, GEORGIA = GEORGIA, GEORGIA = GA, GA = GAGA Therefore, ACME DRUGS = LADY + GAGA Therefore…


ACME DRUGS = LADY GAGA: GOVERNMENT HOOKER Many years after I bought the guitar strings at Acme Drugs, the Princess Theater closed and was then bought by two men, one of which was an actor named Muse Watson, When the Princess was still in operation, Muse Watson made a personal appearance at the theater to promote the film I Know What You Did Last Summer, a film in which Muse played a killer who carried a large hook in his hand. The movie starred Jennifer Love Hewitt who currently (2013) plays a prosititue (aka Hooker) on the TV show The Client List. PRINCESS THEATER = ON SAME BLOCK WITH ROANE MEDICAL CENTER PRINCESS THEATER = ONCE OWNED BY MUSE WATSON MUSE WATSON, PRINCESS THEATER = I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER = JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER = MUSE WATSON = HOOK Therefore, I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER = JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, HOOK Therefore, THE PRINCESS THEATER = MUSE WATSON = I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER = JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, HOOK THE PRINCESS THEATER = SAME BLOCK AS ROANE MEDICAL CENTER ROANE MEDICAL CENTER = WAS THE LOCATION OF EMERGENCY ROOM = ER Therefore, THE PRINCESS THEATER = JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, HOOK, ER JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, HOOK, ER = JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, HOOKER JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, HOOKER = JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, PROSTITUTE JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, PROSTITUTE = THE CLIENT LIST Jennifer Love Hewitt plays a prostitute on the TV show The Client List. JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT = I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER = MUSE WATSON, HOOK MUSE WATSON = FORMER OWNER OF PRINCESS THEATER PRINCESS THEATER = SAME BLOCK AS ROANE MEDICAL CENTER ROANE MEDICAL CENTER = EMERGENCY ROOM = ER Therefore, MUSE WATSON = ER Therefore, MUSE WATSON, HOOK = MUSE WATSON + HOOK + ER MUSE WASTON, HOOK = I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER = JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT Therefore, MUSE WATSON = HOOK, ER, JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT equals… JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, HOOKER JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, HOOKER = LOVE, HOOKER


LOVE, HOOKER LOVE = LE, OV = L,12 – E,5 = 7,.G + OV = GOV GOV = INTERNET ADDRESS FOR GOVERNMENT SITES = GOVERNMENT HOOKER = HOOKER Therefore, LOVE, HOOKER = GOV. HOOKER = GOVERNMENT HOOKER

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