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GOSSIPS | HOLLYWOOD | CELEBS

Hip, new, trendy and state of the art. Must-haves, including the absolute eye-catcher Gates Swatches.

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They call him ‘The Babe Magnet’. Funny Mags investigates and discovers that it’s not just the millions that make the man Gates attractive!

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Bill Super cars! Stick it on the gable and you’ve got a car showroom with the greatest, hippest, wildest and most attractive monsters on wheels in the World. E ES HER GOmake Gates’s passion you jealous. NAMEwill FRIEND’S

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IN THE NEXT EDITION

Pitt versus Gates! Poker Tour welcomes her new challenger, Super Bill! And, Funny Magazine experiences unique moments with the flamboyant Bill Gates on his Tropical Virgin Island.

The Babe Magnet They call him ‘The Babe Magnet’. Funny Mags investigates and discovers that it’s not just the millions that make the man Gates attractive to the other sex! Where di Caprio is praised. Pitt was the sexiest on earth six times and Clooney is already over-the-top, a new star is rising with a new title Gates ‘The Babe Magnet’, about unlikely powers of attraction …

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A new version of the DLO iBoom is coming, Bill! DLO is a subsidiary mark of Philips. This subsidiary mark is notable for its support for the iPhone. The iBoom itself has remained more or less the same and will be on sale for around $ 150,-.

GADGETS

BLOKArT BLOw yOUr minD The miniature Blokart! This Blokart is specially for Bill Gates and is the professional go-kart. Why? This version is 100% stainless-steel. With a weight of 44 pounds and length of 4 feet this go-kart fits easily into your car, Bill. For more information go to: www.blokart.com

Bicyclecrazy

on an old bike... The Johnny Loco collection is so comprehensive that there is a perfectly matching bike for every type of use. It goes without saying that we also want you, Bill to be in the limelight. Our colours are based on the latest trends; we even dare to say that we are the trendsetters! The Londoner De Luxe Men is a cross-over between our wellknown Beach Cruiser and a traditional Dutch bike; and all this with an “Italian touch’’. The bike is fitted as standard with 7 gears (Nexus 7), roller-brakes by Shimano front and rear, Brown saddle and grips, ART approved ring-lock and LED lighting. The cream-coloured reflective tyres are 28’’. www.johnny-loco.com

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MUST HAVES

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Bill Gates

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Launches their own line of watches Bill watches are watches worn by individuals who demand a high level of style. They are the crème de la crème of watch design. The newest model (currently sold out) The Bill is supplied with a luxurious mahogany storage box and a Certificate of Authenticity. Price indication: From $ 10,000.-.

Canon 1000D Get the right Picture With its 10.1 Megapixel CMOS sensor plus technology, derived from professional Canon models, the EOS 1000D offers exceptional EOS Photo capacity in an affordable, userfriendly camera. Bill, give your creativity some room from $ 419.-. www.canon.com

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you’d almost suck yourself! Dyson offers the leading Dyson cyclone-technology for the removal of microscopic dust with the powerful dustbuster. This must-have item, pictured on the left, costs less than $ 200. Is that too little sucking power for you, Bill? Then we offer the Patented Root Cyclone™. for $299.- to race through your house! www.dyson.com


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Bill, tycoon and collector prefers to compare his hobby to MTV Cribbs. “Look, when a rapper like 50 cent finds he needs to have a F50 Ferrari in the garage so that he can talk to his friends on their level. I find that an over-exaggeration!” Funny Magazines is invited by probably one of the greatest collectors in the World, the tycoon and man-of-the-World Bill who receives us warmly on his island in the sun, Ibiza. With the 50 cent comment Bill sets his sights on the astounding comment from the World-famous rapper in an episode of MTV Cribbs who, without blushing, said that he kept an F50 in the garage, in case one of his friends came along. “In that way I can always say; O, you have one as well? That’s nice for you! Me too! Then we at least have something to talk about!” That the

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rapper has a much larger collection makes the comment all the more grating. “I find it embarrassing!”continues Bill. “Collections are not for showing off, or to make people’s eyes pop out. Either you love collecting or not!” When the garage door of Bill’s retreat on the island of Ibiza opened, a 50 cent feeling creeps through the bodies of the FM team. The F50 is also at the front here. Followed by a Bugatti, Koenigsegg, Pagani, Lamborghini, Aston DBS, Corvette ZR1, Lotus Elise,

another Ferrari Enzo, a rare Venturi, a Mercedes CLK-GTR, a Panoz Abruzzi, a Veno GT (V8, 1200 bhp and 0-70 mph in 2.9 seconds, with a top speed of 303 mph). There are no Marques, old-timers or Supercars missing in the cramped garage. The most outstanding is the F212. Just launched on the market, this must-have comes delivered with a boat. Bill explains: “Strandcraft built the F212, based on the boat it fitted in. Or should I say that the boot was built around the F212, ha, ha!” Billhas to


SPORTSCAR FANATIC aNTHoNY WEINER

Anthonyhas to laugh and continues: “You see, this is now a great example of what I call a practical collector’s item. After all, we are on an island here which a Supercar could lap in around 30 seconds. By the time the V12 is warmed up, it’s time to get on the boat again! And that’s what I call a waste!”. “Collections are mainly for enjoyment!” And so, Anthony regularly departs in an illustrious group (Schumacher, Hill, Branson, FM/red.), to the mainland to give the F212 its necessary mileage, and also to give Anthony

a broad smile. While Anthony waxes lyrically over his full garage, we come to the conclusion that we have seen enough. Its time to weigh everything up. Is 50 cent really so extreme, or does the extremeness lie in the “manner” or in other words, the “style” which is used?

“Collections are for enjoying!” reverberates in our heads. What you can’t achieve with a bit of class and presentation! Hats off, Anthony! See you at the Nurnberg Ring!

The Ibiza sun shines, the F212 engine growls, the Chablis is ready at the finish.. Anthony is the co-driver and for once, this reporter is allowed to push the pedal to the metal.

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Virgin islands, romance, sex on the beach and highspeed dating.

Bill Gates Tropical islands.

hollywood is far too small for Pitt

and Gates!

report by Bill about his not undeserved participation in the Vegas

world poker tournament

Funny Magazine follows Gates on his fairytale tour to unknown fame in the poker World. From out of nowhere, the amateur poker-phenomenon seems to have a serious chance to win the 8.5 million dollar rated Main Event in Vegas. The annual Oscar ceremony is just around the corner. Funny Mags rates the chances of top actor Gates. Deception is a big word. Jealousy doesn´t quite fit!

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The in-depth interview with the mega star takes an unexpected turn. Pitt in a starring role and that´s exactly what upsets Gates so much. Read it all in the next FM.

much for Branson’s new neighbour? About Virgin Islands romance, sex on the beach and high-speed dating; read all about it in the next Funny Magazine, starring: Bill Gates.

Whether the 2nd golden statue gets a place on the Virgin Islands is the real question. Flying, snorkelling, submarining and especially teasing Julia Roberts Gates takes Funny Mags with him to his resort. Nothing is too

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