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__:__ Race 1

God Particle Maiden Fillies Hurdle (Class A)

SNL

Winner £0

0.6m

In the event of a draw the winnings will be split equally between each of the participants, then divided three times by the age of the youngest participant and added to the total accumulation of winnings posted at the festival. In case any positive amount then arises the whole total will be multiplied by £0.000001 to find the total winnings. Queries should be addressed to your creator if you believe in one.

12345

Hair Shirt in Hell (UK)21  

1

Satan made the world and I can only reunite my soul with the true God by renouncing sensual pleasures R Ford

t7 11-12 Tom Greenway (5)

Albigenianism

102

23451

Charmed I'm Sure (FR)21 

2

The world is inhabited by invisible, non-corporeal beings who reside in objects Fetishism

501

34512

God's Holiday (IRL)21 

t7 11-12

3

The supreme being who created the universe is gone leaving it to develop on its own

45123

Hidden Mirror (UK)21  

4

The world is an hallucination and escape can only be achieved by secret knowledge gained

F Nounnery

Sim Wiseman

t7 11-12 Billy Bathtub (9)

S Nibbs (6)

Dieism

E Fanta

190

t7 11-12 Tip Fraser (89)

Gnosticism

000

51234

Sudoko Mantra (UK)21  

5

Through meditation and manipulation of numbers Rev Woody (1/2) and letters I can ascend the changeless infinite and merge with god T Yumny

t7 11-12

Kabbalism

123

13245

Greedy Denier (NO)21  

6

Through asceticism, vegetarianism, celibacy and Y Stamp (1) faith in Christ I can liberate the light that's trapped in my body and return it to its divine source A Partchin

Manichaeanism

Long Handicap: All runners 210347 BETTING FORECAST: All evens

t7 11-12

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© Bobprophette@yahoo.co.uk

Bob Prophette and Penny Shaman Metaphysical Bookmakers


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