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Homer: Provisionally Registered Teacher


WELCOME HOMER. WITH YOUR EXPERIENCE, YOU SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM TEACHING NUCLEAR PHYSICS


SO, SINCE YOU PROBABLY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT NUCULAR FISHIN’, IT’S TIME TO LEARN SOMETHING REALLY USEFUL ABOUT WORKING IN A POWER PLANT: DONUTS.


SO, IF YOU SQAURE THE RADIUS AND SUBTRACT PIE, THE CIRCUMFERENCE IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF THE DELICIOUSNESS OF THE DONUT.


BRAINS!!!


THESE KIDS AREN’T INTERESTED IN DONUTS. THEY WANT…


MMMMM…..BRAAAAAINS! WOOHOO!


WANT TO GIVE YOUR KIDS BRAINS? THINK ABOUT WHAT ENGAGES THEM.


Homer: Provisionally Registered Teacher