The Texas Ranger, Bill, is at a bar discussing possible threats at his life. He is speaking with the bartender and he is speaking with Art, a bounty hunter, the three go way back and have know each other for a long time. All of the men are scared and afraid for their lives. BILL God Damn it, I do not know what to do. Bartender What do you mean Bill? ART He’s talking about that gang, the Double Twist brothers. Ranger Bill killed their main chief and ever since then he has gotten nothing but threats. How would you feel in his situation? Bartender I suppose I be scared too! BILL I’m not scared! I’m the ranger! If the ranger is scared then the whole town is scared. I cannot show any emotion. ART Bill, your shaking Bartender Wouldn’t you be shaking if this so called gang was after you? ART They have been after me for the past twenty years Bartender Really?! BILL The perks of being a bounty hunter…Huh ART Yep, they have been trying to kill me ever since I captured three of their gang members in a single catch. I made me a pretty penny I’ll tell you what. One of them was even crying! Bartender So maybe their not that tough, Bill!
ART …He was crying because I cut off both his arms Bartender Well, I’d be crying too! BILL Well, Art, how have you avoided them? ART Luck, I guess Bartender LUCK? BILL What? ART L.U.C.K. LUCK! BILL Seriously, Luck. You haven’t fought back, gone into hiding, or anything ART Well one time I disguised myself as a woman Bartender Why a woman and not a man ART Well, I always wondered what it be like to wear a dress. I basically killed two birds with one stone! BILL Wow, all you bounty hunters are the same! Bartender How you like the dress?
Published on Oct 19, 2010