Backside Smith in the deep end of Flaggies. Photo: Ben Heide TL: Umm I probably marry Will Smith because he’s got lots of cash, Fuck who would I fuck? um probably Oprah because she’s got lots of money too, and I’d kill the other witch. MS: Did you know Whoopie eats carpet? TL: I don’t even know who Whoopie is so I don’t give a fuck. AT: What’s up with your bug phobia? TL: Well I dunno its mainly just spiders that freak me out. AT: Are you scared of ants? TL: Not really just fucking hate spiders. Fuck Beau! AT: Your brother rode scooters? Did you ever wanna switch? TL: Nah I kicked his arse a fair bit, I tried to get him into skating but he’s a bit unco, yeah it didn’t really work, then he took up BMX and then he quit that so
yeah. AT: So your dads a driving instructor; how was it learning to drive? How does he rate your driving? TL: Easy. AT: Did you have to pay him? TL: It was free and got kind of annoying, he was pretty laid back. I haven’t driven with him since but I aced it anyway. AT: Anything you wanna add? TL: Thanks to MV2 and Shit. AT: Are you going to thank your girlfriend? TL: Thanks Amy. AT: Good job interview done.
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