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He Gets Sick Over Bulletin Boards

She Wonders About Water and Celebrities

DearA&R: WheneverI'm neara bulletin board I get a dizzy spinningfeeling as if I wasgoing to faint. This is a big problem for me at college becausebulletin boards are all over campus. What's wrong with me? Judd Hopkins,Harkins, Ky.

Dear A&R: I live in a town where there are many celebritiesincluding Mr. X [for legal reasonswe areunableto print the nameof this well known pop singer. - ed.l. All of the town's water comesfrom a reservoir in the mountains. Sometimeswhen I am taking a shower, I wonder about the water and I wonder about Mr. X. If he was taking a shower in his houseat the same time I was taking a showerat my houseand I turned off my water - would he get the water that was intendedfor me?And vice versa.I think about it a lot. What'swrong with me? Erica Adams, Park West,Illinois.

Dear Judd: There'snothing wrong with you. Bulletin boardsstir many emotions.For some people, these boards signify compulsive bureaucratic behavior and anal-compulsive organizational obsessions.For others, they of thecasual, triggerthoughtsof chaosbecause arbitrary and often indiscriminateplacement recommendfixating on of items. Psychologists a particularitem of the boardand viewing the chaos from the perspectiveof this singular item. If the problemcontinues,you may want to try electronic bulletin boards which are available on computer telecommunications networks.

She Falls In Her Sleep Dear A&R: I have a lot of dreams where I feel like I'm falling. Sometimes,I have this feeling just after I lay down on the bed but before I'm asleep. It's not really a dream. It's like a thumbnail sketch kind of a dream in which I'm tripping or falling. I can feel myself jump. My boyfriend says that it scares him. It's happening almost every night. What's wrong with me? Kimberly Chase, Shuttlesberg,Va. Dear Kimberly: There's nothing wrong with you. Many people dream of falling. Scientists have determined that it is a reflexive mechanism which prepares the dreamer for potential slip and fall situations in real life. Several insurance companies are presently using such dream studies to determine a sleep instruction program for lowering personal injury liability. If necessary, wear padded pajamas and avoid sleeping near the edge of the bed.

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Dear Erica: There'snothing wrong with you. Many peoplewonder about the circulation of community water supplies. However, for socialand personalreasonsyou should avoid fantasizingabout celebritiesand their water usage.If your fantasypersists- try showering out of town for extendedweekends.

He Worries in Elevators Dear A&R: WheneverI am on an elevator I look around at the people and think that if there wasa disaster- we would all shareour final momentson earth together.All because we happenedto go to lunch at the sametime or some other random situation. I'm more frightened of being in an elevator accident when other peopleare aroundthen when I am aloneon the elevator.I work on the 25th floor so I can't walk up the stairs. What'swrong with me? SterlingBenson,Fidelus,CA Dear Sterling: There's nothing wrong with you. Remember,however, that just as you resent these intruders on the elevator, they would probablyresentyour presencein a time of catastrophe,too. So you really do have somethingin common with them - mutual resentment. If this fear continues, seek employment on a lower floor, or wear a blindfold when on the elevator.Good luck.

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1. lf somebodyspiedon me aroundthe clock, they'd be surprised

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3. The older I get, the bigger my 4. Don't ever spit on my 5. There's so little time and there's so much 6. My favorite pieceof exerciseequipmentis 7. We could have world peaceif only 8. One hobby I've recently discoveredis

9. I will not talk to peoplewho wear 10. Personalhygienewas neveran issuewith me until 11.Don't ask me to sign 12. I've been wrong before, but I really believe

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