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I,OOsE IJTPS SYNC SETPS! UIIJIJI VANUJLI TAKES THE BIG FAIJII gloat diletanti and anti-pop BL,AI{E IT ON THE WflAT??? As smug rock critics entertainment of web a collusive of Mi1li VaniIli, downfall over the the crucifixion Thatts right, congloms are having the last 1augh. licensing music industry Duo is another example of the escalating of the Dreadlocked a German-American story, to tell the true shakedown. While Rob & Fab try - irnplying that the Vanilli boys disinformation eagerly disseminates cartel by an was comrnitted deception In reality, the true a fraud. committed greed. & was Rob What conspiracy fueled by U.S. and European international next album. Fabrs mistake? They wanted to sing on their The lack of slnnpathy for Rob and because the Fab is doubly tragic several sought at duo had opportunities to rrconfessrr the rrsinsrt of their predicarnent. public But the Arista-Ariola silenced any relations effort such confessions with a Grammyeffort. bashing public relations sent a clear The industry to syncsters message not only posers but to any and fashion you rock the boat If artist you risk being de-platininumized, and exposed as a rrfake.rl de-popularized demands digitally industry music licensing Nevermind that the international performers. Conned-sumers music performed by MTV-perfect visual reprocessed such as VaniTTa fce and stars to believe the charade that instant continue write the music, sing the songs, dance at 90 mph, and Pebbles can actually I'Ii77i recording. compact disc sound exactly like the oversampled stiIl packages licensing of full-functioning VaniTTi was simply one of a series created to dominate the U.S. and European CommonMarket. supports Eh.e VaniTTi still eager to dump Rob and Fab, the industry Although (a perfection in which expenses of the outdated llonkees formula) aTgorithm, If the are paid scale (without packaging credit). are low because performers the hired rrstarsrr make any demands theyrre out the door and a new group filts (including song publishing agent commands everything spot. The merchandising - a voice and the conned-sumer gets fuII featured satisfaction and licensing) - a face - a dancing body - and a catchy song. seem quaint and By the end of this decade, however, the furor over l,[i77i will products passe audio animatronics, music entertainment will incorporate function will and digital delivery systems and the syncsterrs virtual reality nelr packaged witness the birth of bloodless no longer be in demand. We will Perhaps 3-D exploitation of dead rnusical legends. stars and the functional recall with sadness - the tragic naivete of these two syncster then, wefll fungibility. to speak out against a world of overpowering legends who tried @ A&R 1990


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He Hates Obvious Comments Have you noticed Dear AtRs has an obvious everybody that l,ike if Itm comment tnLsebays? plzza home some carrying say- rSmeIIs 1ike sorneLoay will plzza.trraining, its or if -sornebody sdy, rrlooks f itl6 will you got- caught in the rain. rl rnaies me nuts. I hate it reiffy say obvious it when- people Whatrs wrong with me? things!

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