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FROM th6 Editor EARTHQUAKE SPECIAL!! The A&R Report, located in the Sunset District of San Francisco, suffered little physical damage from Tuesday's Terrible Tremblei but the psychologicalfallout delayedour annual Halloweenish. This month we feature an extensive and in-depth first person report (R's Earthquake Report) wh!-ch-gives -you the quake saga that-the money media ignorgd.-l|ss^Y


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wIT1{ Dear A&R: from when When I see pictures I was younger, I can't remember of my life. any of the details bother me so much This wouldn't remember T can that except I ever read every single detail I remember about celebrities. husband first Smith's Jaclyn and the reason why Ryan O'NeaI punched his son. I remember Joe in 1978 and hairstyle Perry's the way Keith Richards dressed tour when he on the Canadian got busted. How come I can't important details remember but I can about my own life about details remember trivial What's wrong with celebrities? S., Clam, Illinois. me? Alice Dear Alice: There's nothing wrong with you. retain stronger Many people superstars of recollections own their do of they than That's why popstars are lives. because even the so famous of aspect most insignificant Iife is more memorable their event than the most important It is important in your life. to accept your mindts natural find and you wiII retention peace in your lack of personal memories. t'She Sees Bones" Dear A&R: Whenever I see someone eating chewing on chicken and they're j u s t I t h i nk who is b o n e s , the going to chew on my bones? It makes me so sick to my stomach. me? Melody What's wrong with Iowa. Dubuque, Baby,

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Dear A&R: r that I realized One day didn't really like coffee. What I liked was cream and sugar and the donut I had with my coffee. the same thing about I realized like I don't really hot dogs. and bun like the I the dogs. and ketchuP and relish the T r e a l i z e d T h e n , mustard. my whole with that was the case like really I didn't life. j u s t the liked I living, l i ke I don't accoutrements. j u s t l i k e t he I exercising, you work wear when You clothes out. And the same is true with care when music. I never really I get the music home, I just like going to Tower and looking at the packaging. what's wrong Moose, the me? Marvin with Eureka, California. Dear Marvin: There's nothing wrong with You. people like the of A lot more than life of trappings why That's itself. life wrapping PaPer, and Iipstick, were invented. chrome fenders a matter of the is just Life proper accessories. Good luck and keep in touch. $IHAT' S WNONGWITH YOU? you feel like something's If your write to The wrong with A&R Report, P. O. Box 22113, Sunset Station, S.F. CA 94122.


October 1989  
October 1989  

Earthquake Special, End of the Rack Jobber, Tommy lee Rock Dream, Survery Sez