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• The word canicular is an adjective and refers to either one of two things - either a dog itself or to the almost beastly hot days of summer from July to early September. The word, with a root of canine, refers particularly to those dog days of summer you’ve a l w a y s heard so much about - or experienced first hand! If you don’t live in the deep South, they might not have affected you as badly as others, but no matter where you are, you’re probably looking forward to the cooler days ahead!

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• New England is well known for its tourists in autumn. Some of the best times to visit the northeast depend on the state you are planning to visit. Maine’s best foliage can be seen from mid-September to mid-October. But don’t think the pretty scenery is limited to the north, even states like Alabama have fall foliage tourism. Visitors to Elkmont, Alabama can walk or ride a ten mile trail and enjoy the scenery. The Elkmont “Rails to Trails Color Walk or Ride” event takes place on October 24th and 25th this year. • The autumn equinox takes place on September 22nd this year. An equinox occurs when both poles are equal distance from the sun, whereas a solstice takes place when one pole is as close to the sun as it can get. The autumnal equinox actually marks the middle of autumn in such Asian countries as China, Japan and Korea.

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just over twelve years of use. • The word autumn came originally from Old French, where it was written autompne. However, the Old French word came from the Latin word autumnus. Before the use of autumn in modern English language, the most commonly accepted term was harvest, which came from the Old English hærfest. • While maple syrup is more traditionally thought of in the winter, the maple trees which produce the syrup are some of the most brilliantly colored trees during fall. Did you know that Vermont is the largest producer of maple syrup in the U.S.? Likewise, Canada is the producer of a majority of maple syrup in the world and Quebec is the largest producer in Canada. Maple trees, known for their bright red color in the fall, can be seen throughout North America, Europe and Asia. The changing of the maple leaves is called momijigari in Japan.

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in, cornu means horn and copia means plenty, making cornucopia literally mean “horn of plenty.” Greek mythology says that while Zeus was playing as a child, the horn of his pet goat Amalthea broke off. The broken off horn had great power and thereafter became a symbol for plenty, as whoever was in possession of the horn would be granted whatever he or she desired. In history and today, the horn is depicted as hollow and filled with a bounty of fruits and vegetables and has come to symbolize the bounty of the fall harvest.

• While we tend to think of the Mayflower only during the month of November, it’s good to remember when the Mayflower left • Did you know that America has its own England as well! Stonehenge? America’s Stonehenge The Pilgrims left claims an accurate astronomical calenEngland on September 16 and sailed for dar made up of the structures on site and sixty-six days to reach Plymouth, Massacelebrates yearly astronomical events, chusetts. They started out in Southampincluding the autumnul equinox. Located ton, England, which is a coastal town in in Salem, New Hampshire, this archaesouth England. Did you know that Southological site is made up of large strucampton is also famous for being the port tures made of stone. There are many in which the Titanic departed in 1912? theories about the origins of America’s Stonehenge, although carbon dating has • Another traditional sign of autumn is the placed some of the charcoal pits over two cornucopia, or the Horn of Plenty. While thousand years ago. The site is open year we also tend to associate this with the round from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. and offers a Pilgrims and Thanksgiving, the symbolvariety of entertainment for its visitors to ism behind the horn actually dates to the enjoy, including alpacas! Greeks and the 5th century B.C.E. In Lat-

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• On Sept. 26, 1957, “West Side Story,” composed by Leonard Bernstein, opens on Broadway. The play was a reinterpretation of William Shakespeare’s “Romeo and Juliet” transposed onto New York’s West Side. It tells the tale of a love affair between Tony, who is Polish American, and Maria, a Puerto Rican, set against an urban background of interracial warfare. • On Sept. 25, 1978, a Pacific Southwest Airlines jet collides in mid-air with a small Cessna over San Diego, killing 153 people. The fuel in the jet burst into a massive fireball upon impact, and a witness on the ground reported that she saw her “apples and oranges bake on the trees.” • On Sept. 27, 1989, actress Zsa Zsa Gabor storms out of a courtroom in Beverly Hills, Calif., where she stood accused of slapping Officer Paul Kramer during a traffic stop and having an open container and expired license. Gabor violated a court-imposed gag order by calling a prosecution witness “a little punk with a hairdo like a girl.” • On Sept. 24, 1996, bestselling author Stephen King releases two new novels at once. The first, “Desperation,” was released under King’s name, while the second, “The Regulators,” was published under his pseudonym, Richard Bachman. (c) 2009 King Features Synd., Inc.

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ARIES (March 21 to April 19) An offer to help with a stalled project should reassure you that you have a workable plan in spite of the problems in getting it up and running. The week’s end brings more positive news. TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) A past problem about a workplace situation re-emerges early in the week. Talking things out helps ease tensions by midweek, but some hurt feelings could linger a few more days. GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) Optimistic aspects dominate your efforts. However, expect to confront some criticism, some of which might be valid, so keep an open mind. But overall, it’s your views that will count. CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Social interaction with new people, especially on the job, could be a bit strained in the early part of the week. But the awkwardness passes as you get to know each other better. LEO (July 23 to August 22) Expect news about a follow-up to a workplace change that could make a difference in your career path. Meanwhile, new friends widen the circle for all you Social Lions who love to party. VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) Enjoy your well-earned plaudits for a job well done. But be aware that some people might not share your colleagues’ admiration, and you might have to work harder to win them over. LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) It’s a good week to recheck your probably already overlong “to do” list and decide what to keep and what to discard. Lose the clutter and focus your energy on what’s really important. SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) This is a good time to take a new perspective on what you’ve been offered. Expanding your view could help to uncover any plusses or minuses that weren’t apparent at first. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21) Applying the usual methods to this week’s unique challenges might not work too well. Instead, use your creativity to find a way to resolve any impasse that develops. CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) So what if fate throws some obstacles in your path this week? Just keep in mind that the sure-footed and resolute Goat can get past any barrier by focusing on the goals up ahead. AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) This week calls for better communication with people in both your private life and the workplace. Start by asking questions, and then pay close attention to the answers. PISCES (February 19 to March 20) Potentially beneficial workplace changes could be closer than you realize. Make sure you know what’s going on so that you’re not left high and dry when the good things happen. BORN THIS WEEK: You’re not timid about pushing to have your aims realized once you’ve set your mind to accomplishing your goals. (c) 2009 King Features Synd., Inc.

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Question: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb? By Samantha Weaver • It was Chinese philosopher Confucius who made the following sage observation: “Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” • In 1875, a locust plague of epic proportions descended upon the Great Plains. Observers say it was 110 miles wide, and, at 1,800 miles long, stretched from Canada all the way down to Texas. • If you ever travel to China, keep in mind that the menu item known colorfully as phoenix talons are actually just chicken feet. • Farming is against the law in Washington, D.C. • When business magnate Bill Gates was a student at Harvard, he probably wasn’t taken very seriously when he told his professors that he would be a millionaire by the time he was 30 years old. Imagine their surprise when, by the time he turned 31, he was a billionaire. • Before entrepreneur Eddie Bauer founded his eponymous clothing line, he sold tennis and badminton equipment. • In ancient Rome, an augur was someone who devoted his time to predicting the future based on the behavior of birds. Yep, birds. • In honor of National Pizza Month (which is October, in case you didn’t know), here’s an interesting tidbit: The average American eats 23 pounds, or 46 slices of pizza each year. • When “Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith” was released in 2005, hardcore fans went to great lengths to be among the first to see the film. One man spent 139 days camping out in front of a theater to ensure his spot, remaining connected to work via his cell phone and laptop. (c) 2009 King Features Synd., Inc.

Thought for the Day: “As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.” -- Albert Einstein

Answer: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead. Scotty, after checking around, notices that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he can’t see in the dark to tend to his engines. Kirk must make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and 3 red shirt security officers beam down. The 3 security officers are promptly killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. Meanwhile, back in orbit, Scotty notices a Klingon ship approaching and must warp out of orbit to escape detection. Bones cures the native king who is suffering from the flu, and as a reward the landing party is set free and given all of the light bulbs they can carry. Scotty cripples the Klingon ship and warps back to the planet just in time to beam up Kirk et. al. The new bulb is inserted, and the Enterprise continues with its five year mission.

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For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $3.50, he couldn’t help but comment, “The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.” “Well, sir,” the attendant replied with a grin, “You’re really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now.” A golf club walks into a local bar and John was sitting outside his local pub asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barone day, enjoying a quiet pint and general- man refuses to serve him. “Why not,” asks ly feeling good about him self, when a nun the golf club. “You’ll be driving later,” replies suddenly appears at his table and starts the bartender. decrying the evils of drink. “You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!” 2009 Rocky Mountain Civil War Symposium Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive. “How do you know this, Sister?” “My Mother Superior Distinguished Civil War told me so.” “But have you ever had a drink Scholars Discuss yourself? How can you be sure that what Antietam & you are saying is right?” “Don’t be ridicuGettysburg lous--of course I have never taken alcohol October 3, 2009 myself” “Then let me buy you a drink - if you 8:00am to 5:00pm Community College of still believe afterwards that it is evil I will Aurora give up drink for life” “How could I, a Nun, Tickets & Information sit outside this public house drinking?!” “I’ll (303) 249-4336

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• The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money. • You get to work and find a “60 Minutes” news team waiting in your office. • Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. • You turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city. • Your 4-year-old tells you that it’s almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet. • You wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed. • Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party. • The bird singing outside your window is a vulture. • You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business. • Your blind date turns out to be your exwife. • Your income tax refund check bounces. • You put both contact lenses in the same eye. • You need one bathroom scale for each foot. • You compliment the boss’ wife on her unusual perfume and she isn’t wearing any. • You go on your honeymoon to a

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