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• It is not known who made the following sage observation: “Conscience is the still, small voice which tells a candidate that what he is doing is likely to lose him votes.” • Cost-cutting is nothing new in the airline industry. Way back in 1987, American Airlines was looking to pinch a few pennies. One of the measures the carrier decided on was to eliminate one olive from each salad served to passengers in first class. This seemingly minor move saved a total of $40,000 that year. • Before he became a fast-food titan, the founder of the Taco Bell chain of restaurants operated a hot-dog stand. • If you’re overdue for a snack right now, you might be hearing borborygmi. Those are the growling sounds made by an empty belly. • Next time you’re planning on taking a fishing trip, you might want to consider the whopper recently brought in by a Florida man. It seems that while fishing in the waters off the Panhandle, Rodney Salomon snagged a test missile. Although he wanted to keep the missile as a souvenir, the authorities insisted that the MacDill Air Force Base Bomb Squad dismantle it. Talk about the one that got away! • If you’re like the average American, you will eat approximately 60 quarts of popcorn this year. • If you’ve ever been to an arcade, you’ve certainly seen a claw machine -- the game where you operate a lever to manipulate a claw in order to (hopefully) pick up a stuffed toy. Well, in Osaka, Japan, they’ve come up with a new twist. The Sub Marine Catcher looks just like a standard claw machine, except instead of stuffed toys, the plastic chamber is filled with water and live lobsters. (c) 2009 King Features Synd., Inc.
Thought for the Day: “History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.” -- Napoleon Bonaparte
A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, “I hate all the blonde jokes people tell.” “Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I’ll prove it to you.” They went outside and hailed a taxi driver. “Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I’m home,” said the brunette. The taxi drove them to Nickel Street. When they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, “See! That guy was really stupid.” “No kidding,” replied the blonde. “There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead.” The salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in the department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the ‘unbreakable’ comb for everyone to see and said, “And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside...”
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Some people are extremely impressed when you tell them you’re a Navy SEAL. Case in point: My grandson’s Kindergarten class on Career Day. I regaled them with stories of my exploits in the military. After I finished, hands shot up into the air all over the classroom. The kids were eager to ask Who is more satisﬁed, a man with a mil- questions. One little girl asked, “Can you lion dollars, or a man with six children? balance a ball on the end of your nose?” The man with six children. The man with a Our newer high speed computer was in million dollars wants more. the shop for repair, and my son was forced Two children went into their parents’ to work on our old 386 model with the blackbathroom and noticed the scale in the cor- and-white printer. ‘Mom,’ he complained to ner. “Whatever you do,” cautioned one me one day, ‘this is like we’re living back in child to the younger one, “don’t step on it!” the twentieth century.”
“Why not?” asked the sibling. “Because Everyone was seated around the table every time mom does, she lets out an aw- as the food was being served. When little ful scream!” Logan received his plate, he started eating An American scientist once visited the right away. “Logan, wait until we say our offices of the great Nobel Prize-winning prayer,” his mother reminded him. “I don’t physicist, Neils Bohr, in Copenhagen, have to,” the little boy replied. “Of course and was amazed to find a horseshoe was you do,” his mother insisted, “we say a nailed to the wall over his desk. The Amer- prayer before eating at our house.” “That’s ican said with a nervous laugh, “Surely you at our house,” Logan explained, “but this don’t believe that horseshoe will bring you is Grandma’s house and she knows how good luck, do you, Professor Bohr?” Bohr to cook.” chuckled. “I believe no such thing, my good friend. Not at all. I am scarcely likely to believe in such foolish nonsense. However, I am told that a horseshoe will bring you good luck whether you believe in it or not! How can one argue with such logic?”
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally saved enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.” “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No,” said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac.” On the back of a street- cleaning vehicle: Caution: Driver’s mind is in the gutter!
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