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Bay Waka
Thanks to all those Riddler’s who sent in an answer to go into the draw to win the pretty cool remote-controlled cockroach prize. The answer to the question, “Why do Eskimos not hunt penguins?” They are poles apart (from each other)! Congratulations to our issue 15 winner, Jo Moa!
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral, a voice from inside screams: “I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!” The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters: “Too late pal, I’ve already done the paperwork.” Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, “I’m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!” The second says, “Well I’m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!” Then the third rat gets up and says, “Later guys, I’m off home to harass the cat.” A police officer on traffic duty flags down a car. “Sir, you appear to have 12 penguins in the back of your car.” “That’s right, officer, I do.” “Well that’s ridiculous – take them to the zoo straight away.” “OK officer.” And the car drives off. Next day, the same policeman in the same spot sees the same car drive past – with the penguins in the back. He flags him down again. “I thought I told you to take them to the zoo…” “Yes, officer, and it was great – today I’m taking them to the cinema.”
Arrrh! Ahoy mateys ‘ow many o’ dem pirate wo rds
e draw to win So, to be in th cool remoteerthe NEXT sup controlled cockroach, all o you have to d is answer the : le following ridd
What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct? Send your answer to: win@baywaka.nz, or post to P.O. Box 137, Tauranga 3144, but remember to include your email or phone number so we can contact you!
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