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BAY AREA NEWS GROUP

April 27-May 3, 2013

INDEX Daily talk shows now on Page 71 ●●●●●

2-5 Hi-def TV . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 6-8 Sports Highlights . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .6 ●●●●●

9 Saturday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .9 10 Saturday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 11-13 Saturday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 13-14 Saturday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .1 15 Saturday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 ●●●●●

16 Sunday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 17 Sunday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 18-20 Sunday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .1 20-21 Sunday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . . .2 22 Sunday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 ●●●●●

23 Monday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 24 Monday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 25-27 Monday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 27-28 Monday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .2 29 Monday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .2 ●●●●●

30 Tuesday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 31 Tuesday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 32-34 Tuesday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 34-35 Tuesday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . .3 36 Tuesday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 ●●●●●

37 Wednesday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 38 Wednesday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . .3 39-41 Wednesday listings . . . . . . . . . . . .3 41-4 2 Wednesday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . .4 43 Wednesday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 ●●●●●

44 Thursday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 45 Thursday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 46-48 Thursday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . .4 48-49 Thursday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . .4 50 Thursday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 ●●●●●

51 Friday morning . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 52 Friday afternoon . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 53-55 Friday listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 55-56 Friday 6-11 p.m. grids . . . . . . . . .5 57 Friday late night . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 ●●●●●

58-70 Movies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 71 Talk shows . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7 72 Q&A/Crossword . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .7

‘Family Tools’ Though the show is getting a late start in the TV season, ABC is hoping for another comedy success as it debuts “Family Tools” featuring Leah Remini. 8:30 p.m. Wednesday _, *


TVTIMES

Saturday “Mayweather” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “KTVU News at 8pm” 8 p.m. ^ “Smash” 8 p.m. #, + “Bet on Your Baby” 8 p.m. _, * “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m. % “Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ? “FOX 40 News” 8 p.m. H; 10 p.m. H “Bones” 8 p.m. L “Antiques Roadshow” 8 p.m. V “Leverage” 8 p.m. Z “House” 8 p.m. ± Movie “The Italian Job” 8 p.m. AMC “My Cat From Hell” 8 p.m. ANIM “Doctor Who” 8 p.m. BBC “Anderson Cooper Special Report” 8 p.m. CNN Movie “Monsters, Inc.” 8 p.m. DISN “MythBusters” 8 p.m. DSC Movie “Stick It” 8 p.m. E! “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN2; 9 p.m. ESPN; 10 p.m. ESPN “Red Eye” 8 p.m. FNC “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “A Sister’s Revenge” 8 p.m. LIFE “Lockup” 8 p.m. MSNBC “Awkward.” 8 p.m. MTV “Marvin Marvin” 8 p.m. NICK Movie “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” 8 p.m. SPIKE “Epic RVs” 8 p.m. TLC “Ghost Adventures” 8 p.m. TRAV “NCIS” 8 p.m. USA “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 8 p.m. VH1 “Rick Steves’ Europe” 8:14 p.m. ) Movie “Rambo: First Blood Part II” 8:20 p.m. MAX “Seinfeld” 8:30 p.m. ^, H “Storage Wars” 8:30 p.m. A&E “Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters” 8:30 p.m. COM “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8:30 p.m. FOOD “Boxing” 8:30 p.m. HBO “Rick Steves’ Europe” 8:51 p.m. ) “The Voice” 9 p.m. #, + “Entertainment Tonight” 9 p.m. $ “Antiques Roadshow” 9 p.m. & Movie “Over the Hedge” 9 p.m. _, * “48 Hours” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Austin City Limits” 9 p.m. 6 “The Closer” 9 p.m. ?, L “Two and a Half Men” 9 p.m. H “Antiques Roadshow” 9 p.m. V “Law & Order” 9 p.m. Z “House” 9 p.m. ± “My Cat From Hell: Scratch Tracks” 9 p.m. ANIM “Orphan Black” 9 p.m. BBC “My Big Redneck Vacation” 9 p.m. CMT “White House Correspondents’ Dinner 2013” 9 p.m. CNN “MythBusters” 9 p.m. DSC “Baseball Tonight” 9 p.m. ESPN2

HIGH DEF

April 27-May 3, 2013

High-Def TV April 27-May 3 Movie “The Lion King” 9 p.m. FAM “Justice With Judge Jeanine” 9 p.m. FNC “Giving You the Business” 9 p.m. FOOD Movie “The Lost Valentine” 9 p.m. HALL “Lockup” 9 p.m. MSNBC “Boxing” 9 p.m. SHOW Movie “Swamp Volcano” 9 p.m. SYFY “Four Houses” 9 p.m. TLC Movie “Botched” 9 p.m. TMC “Mysteries at the Museum” 9 p.m. TRAV “NCIS” 9 p.m. USA “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle” 9 p.m. VH1 “Rick Steves’ Europe” 9:27 p.m. ) “The Big Bang Theory” 9:30 p.m. ^ “Are We There Yet?” 9:30 p.m. 4 “Two and a Half Men” 9:30 p.m. H “Priceless Antiques Roadshow” 9:30 p.m. V “Storage Wars” 9:30 p.m. A&E “Gabriel Iglesias: Aloha Fluffy” 9:30 p.m. COM “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle” 9:30 p.m. VH1 “Jessie” 9:40 p.m. DISN “Saturday Night Live” 10 p.m. #, + “30 Rock” 10 p.m. $, WGN-A “3 Steps to Incredible Health! With Joel Fuhrman, M.D.” 10 p.m. ) “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4 “Midsomer Murders” 10 p.m. V “Psych” 10 p.m. ± “American Hoggers” 10 p.m. A&E “My Big Redneck Vacation: After Show” 10 p.m. CMT “MythBusters” 10 p.m. DSC “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” 10 p.m. E! “NBA Tonight” 10 p.m. ESPN2 “Restaurant: Impossible” 10 p.m. FOOD Movie “Iron Man” 10 p.m. FX “Love It or List It, Too” 10 p.m. HGTV “Pawn Stars” 10 p.m. HIST Movie “Dirty Teacher” 10 p.m. LIFE Movie “The Watch” 10 p.m. MAX “Lockup: Raw” 10 p.m. MSNBC “Insane Bathrooms” 10 p.m. TLC “World’s Dumbest...” 10 p.m. TRUTV “NCIS” 10 p.m. USA “Austin & Ally” 10:05 p.m. DISN “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10:30 p.m. 4 “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L “Live From Daryl’s House” 10:30 p.m. Z “American Hoggers” 10:30 p.m. A&E Movie “The Sentinel” 10:30 p.m. AMC

Movie “Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road” 10:30 p.m. CMT “Austin & Ally” 10:30 p.m. DISN “Married to Jonas” 10:30 p.m. E! “NBA Face to Face With Hannah Storm” 10:30 p.m. ESPN2 Movie “Suspect Zero” 10:35 p.m. TMC “Sportswrap” 10:45 p.m. ^ “Midsomer Murders” 10:48 p.m. V

Sunday “60 Minutes” 7 p.m. % “The Amazing Race” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “The Simpsons” 8 p.m. ^, H “Call the Midwife” 8 p.m. &, ) “Once Upon a Time” 8 p.m. _, * “The Good Wife” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m. % “Moyers & Company” 8 p.m. 6 “Burn Notice” 8 p.m. ? “Law & Order” 8 p.m. D “Bones” 8 p.m. L “Private Practice” 8 p.m. Z “Monk” 8 p.m. ± “Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E “River Monsters” 8 p.m. ANIM “Doctor Who: The Doctors Revisited” 8 p.m. BBC “The Sheards” 8 p.m. BET; 9 p.m. BET “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” 8 p.m. BRAVO “Dog and Beth: On the Hunt” 8 p.m. CMT; 10 p.m. CMT “Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown” 8 p.m. CNN “Dog With a Blog” 8 p.m. DISN “Naked Castaway” 8 p.m. DSC “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN; 9:30 p.m. ESPN “Huckabee” 8 p.m. FNC “Cupcake Wars” 8 p.m. FOOD “Extreme Homes” 8 p.m. HGTV “Ax Men” 8 p.m. HIST “Lockup: Raw” 8 p.m. MSNBC “Teen Mom 2” 8 p.m. MTV “See Dad Run” 8 p.m. NICK Movie “Bruce Almighty” 8 p.m. TBS; 10 p.m. TBS “My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding” 8 p.m. TLC Movie “War Horse” 8 p.m. TMC “Mud People” 8 p.m. TRAV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 8 p.m. USA Movie “The Watch” 8:15 p.m. MAX “Bob’s Burgers” 8:30 p.m. ^, H “Duck Dynasty” 8:30 p.m. A&E “Shake It Up!” 8:30 p.m. DISN Movie “Cinderella” 8:30 p.m. FAM “Wendell & Vinnie” 8:30 p.m. NICK “Nurse Jackie” 8:30 p.m. SHOW

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Movie “Iron Man 2” 8:51 p.m. FX “Family Guy” 9 p.m. ^, H “All-Star Celebrity Apprentice” 9 p.m. #, + “Entertainment Tonight” 9 p.m. $ “Masterpiece Classic” 9 p.m. &, ) “Revenge” 9 p.m. _, * “The Mentalist” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Premios TV y Novelas 2013” 9 p.m. . “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ? “The Closer” 9 p.m. L “Rick Steves’ Europe” 9 p.m. V “Law & Order” 9 p.m. Z “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 9 p.m. ± “Duck Dynasty” 9 p.m. A&E “Guntucky” 9 p.m. CMT “Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown” 9 p.m. CNN “Amy Schumer: Mostly Sex Stuff” 9 p.m. COM “Austin & Ally” 9 p.m. DISN “Naked Castaway” 9 p.m. DSC “Stossel” 9 p.m. FNC “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD “Game of Thrones” 9 p.m. HBO “You Live in What?” 9 p.m. HGTV “Ax Men” 9 p.m. HIST “Army Wives” 9 p.m. LIFE “Lockup: Raw” 9 p.m. MSNBC “Teen Mom 2” 9 p.m. MTV Movie “Free Willy” 9 p.m. NICK “Nurse Jackie” 9 p.m. SHOW; 9:30 p.m. SHOW “My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding” 9 p.m. TLC “Inside the NBA” 9 p.m. TNT “Squidbillies” 9 p.m. TOON “Doomsday on Wheels” 9 p.m. TRAV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 9 p.m. USA “I’m Married to A...” 9 p.m. VH1 “Squidbillies” 9:15 p.m. TOON “American Dad” 9:30 p.m. ^, H “Guntucky” 9:30 p.m. CMT “Jessie” 9:30 p.m. DISN “MLB Baseball” 9:30 p.m. ESPN2 Movie “Underworld” 9:30 p.m. SPIKE “Rick Steves’ Europe” 9:37 p.m. V “omg! Insider” 10 p.m. $ “Are We There Yet?” 10 p.m. 4 “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ? “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 10 p.m. ± “Duck Dynasty” 10 p.m. A&E “Mad Men” 10 p.m. AMC “River Monsters” 10 p.m. ANIM “The Game” 10 p.m. BET “Tosh.0” 10 p.m. COM “Good Luck Charlie” 10 p.m. DISN “Naked Castaway” 10 p.m. DSC “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” 10 p.m. E! “Restaurant: Impossible” 10 p.m. FOOD “Veep” 10 p.m. HBO “Vikings” 10 p.m. HIST “The Client List” 10 p.m. LIFE Movie “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” 10 p.m. MAX


TVTIMES “Lockup Orange County” 10 p.m. MSNBC “The Borgias” 10 p.m. SHOW “Welcome to Myrtle Manor” 10 p.m. TLC Movie “The Replacements” 10 p.m. TNT “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 10 p.m. USA “I’m Married to A...” 10 p.m. VH1 “Red Widow” 10:01 p.m. _, * “Rick Steves’ Europe” 10:14 p.m. V Movie “Peter Pan” 10:15 p.m. FAM “Inside Edition Weekend” 10:30 p.m. $ “Tyler Perry’s House of Payne” 10:30 p.m. 4 “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “Duck Dynasty” 10:30 p.m. A&E “Let’s Stay Together” 10:30 p.m. BET “Futurama” 10:30 p.m. COM “Good Luck Charlie” 10:30 p.m. DISN “Married to Jonas” 10:30 p.m. E! “VICE” 10:30 p.m. HBO Movie “The Deer Hunter” 10:30 p.m. TMC “Sportswrap” 10:45 p.m. ^ “Rick Steves’ Europe” 10:51 p.m. V

Monday “How I Met Your Mother” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “Bones” 8 p.m. ^, H “The Voice” 8 p.m. #, + “Antiques Roadshow” 8 p.m. &, ) “Dancing With the Stars” 8 p.m. _, * “2 Broke Girls” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m. % “Porque el Amor Manda” 8 p.m. . “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 8 p.m. 4 “NOVA” 8 p.m. 6 “Oh Sit!” 8 p.m. ?, L “Friends” 8 p.m. D “Poirot” 8 p.m. V “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $ “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. ± “Bates Motel” 8 p.m. A&E Movie “Unforgiven” 8 p.m. AMC “Call of the Wildman: More Live Action!” 8 p.m. ANIM “Top Gear” 8 p.m. BBC Movie “Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road” 8 p.m. CMT “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC “Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m. CNN “Austin & Ally” 8 p.m. DISN “Overhaulin”’ 8 p.m. DSC “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN; 9 p.m. ESPN; 10 p.m. ESPN “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” 8 p.m. FAM “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m. FNC “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” 8 p.m. FX “Real Time With Bill Maher” 8 p.m. HBO

HIGH DEF “Love It or List It” 8 p.m. HGTV Movie “The Surrogacy Trap” 8 p.m. LIFE “All In With Chris Hayes” 8 p.m. MSNBC “Teen Mom 2” 8 p.m. MTV Movie “The Mummy” 8 p.m. SPIKE “America’s Worst Tattoos” 8 p.m. TLC Movie “Sylvia” 8 p.m. TMC “Bizarre Foods America” 8 p.m. TRAV “WWE Monday Night RAW” 8 p.m. USA “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 8 p.m. VH1; 9:30 p.m. VH1 Movie “Seeking a Friend for the End of the World” 8:15 p.m. MAX “Futurama” 8:28 p.m. COM “Mike & Molly” 8:30 p.m. `; 9:30 p.m. % “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D “Call of the Wildman: More Live Action!” 8:30 p.m. ANIM Movie “Princess Protection Program” 8:30 p.m. DISN “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8:30 p.m. FOOD “America’s Worst Tattoos” 8:30 p.m. TLC “The Following” 9 p.m. ^, H “Antiques Roadshow” 9 p.m. &, ) “Hawaii Five-0” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m. . “90210” 9 p.m. ?, L “Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries” 9 p.m. V “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m. $ “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ± “Los Héroes Del Norte” 9 p.m. ≤ “Bates Motel” 9 p.m. A&E “River Monsters” 9 p.m. ANIM “Top Gear” 9 p.m. BBC “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m. CNN “Overhaulin”’ 9 p.m. DSC “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” 9 p.m. E! Movie “Happy Gilmore” 9 p.m. FAM “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9 p.m. FOOD Movie “Prometheus” 9 p.m. HBO “Love It or List It” 9 p.m. HGTV “The Rachel Maddow Show” 9 p.m. MSNBC “Teen Mom 2” 9 p.m. MTV “America’s Worst Tattoos” 9 p.m. TLC “Inside the NBA” 9 p.m. TNT “Burger Land” 9 p.m. TRAV “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle” 9 p.m. VH1; 10:30 p.m. VH1 “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” 9:30 p.m. E! “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9:30 p.m. FOOD “America’s Worst Tattoos” 9:30 p.m. TLC “Burger Land” 9:30 p.m. TRAV “Independent Lens” 10 p.m. ) “Qué Bonito Amor” 10 p.m. . “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4

April 27-May 3, 2013 “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6 “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D “Rosemary and Thyme” 10 p.m. V “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ± “Rosario Tijeras” 10 p.m. ≤ “Bates Motel” 10 p.m. A&E “30 Days in May” 10 p.m. BET “Texas Car Wars: Scrapped Out” 10 p.m. DSC “Married to Jonas” 10 p.m. E! “NBA Tonight” 10 p.m. ESPN2 “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 10 p.m. FOOD “House Hunters: Where Are They Now?” 10 p.m. HGTV Movie “Stolen Child” 10 p.m. LIFE Movie “Contagion” 10 p.m. MAX “Teen Mom 2” 10 p.m. MTV “The Big C: Hereafter” 10 p.m. SHOW “America’s Worst Tattoos” 10 p.m. TLC Movie “The Beaver” 10 p.m. TMC “Castle” 10 p.m. TNT “Revolution” 10:01 p.m. #, + “Castle” 10:01 p.m. _, * “Dog With a Blog” 10:10 p.m. DISN “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “Cops Reloaded” 10:30 p.m. CMT “Married to Jonas” 10:30 p.m. E! “NASCAR Now” 10:30 p.m. ESPN2 “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 10:30 p.m. FOOD “America’s Worst Tattoos” 10:30 p.m. TLC “Austin & Ally” 10:35 p.m. DISN

Tuesday “NCIS” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “The Voice” 8 p.m. #, + “Splash” 8 p.m. _, * “NCIS: Los Angeles” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m. % “Porque el Amor Manda” 8 p.m. . “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 8 p.m. 4 “Nature” 8 p.m. 6 “Hart of Dixie” 8 p.m. ?, L “Friends” 8 p.m. D “NOVA” 8 p.m. V “House” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $ “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. ± “Storage Wars” 8 p.m. A&E Movie “Godzilla” 8 p.m. AMC “The Blue Planet: Seas of Life” 8 p.m. ANIM “Kitchen Nightmares” 8 p.m. BBC “Let’s Stay Together” 8 p.m. BET “Dog and Beth: On the Hunt” 8 p.m. CMT “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC “Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m. CNN “Workaholics” 8 p.m. COM “Austin & Ally” 8 p.m. DISN “Deadliest Catch: On Deck” 8 p.m. DSC “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami” 8 p.m. E! “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN; 9 p.m. ESPN; 10 p.m. ESPN “Audibles” 8 p.m. ESPN2 Movie “Coach Carter” 8 p.m. FAM

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“The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m. FNC “Chopped” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “Unstoppable” 8 p.m. FX; 10 p.m. FX Movie “Ice Age: Continental Drift” 8 p.m. HBO “Flip or Flop” 8 p.m. HGTV “Counting Cars” 8 p.m. HIST “Dance Moms” 8 p.m. LIFE Movie “The Long Kiss Goodnight” 8 p.m. MAX “All In With Chris Hayes” 8 p.m. MSNBC “World’s Worst Tenants” 8 p.m. SPIKE “19 Kids and Counting” 8 p.m. TLC Movie “Against the Ropes” 8 p.m. TMC “Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations” 8 p.m. TRAV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 8 p.m. USA “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle” 8 p.m. VH1 “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D “Let’s Stay Together” 8:30 p.m. BET “Tosh.0” 8:30 p.m. COM Movie “Ella Enchanted” 8:30 p.m. DISN “Flip or Flop” 8:30 p.m. HGTV “Counting Cars” 8:30 p.m. HIST “World’s Worst Tenants” 8:30 p.m. SPIKE “19 Kids and Counting” 8:30 p.m. TLC “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle” 8:30 p.m. VH1 “New Girl” 9 p.m. ^, H “Dancing With the Stars” 9 p.m. _, * “Golden Boy” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m. . “Play Again” 9 p.m. 6 “Silicon Valley: American Experience” 9 p.m. V “House” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m. $ “Criminal Minds” 9 p.m. ± “Los Héroes Del Norte” 9 p.m. ≤ “The Blue Planet: Seas of Life” 9 p.m. ANIM “Kitchen Nightmares” 9 p.m. BBC “The Game” 9 p.m. BET “Fast Money” 9 p.m. CNBC “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m. CNN “Tosh.0” 9 p.m. COM “Deadliest Catch” 9 p.m. DSC “Married to Jonas” 9 p.m. E! “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD “Counting Cars” 9 p.m. HIST “The Rachel Maddow Show” 9 p.m. MSNBC “Awkward.” 9 p.m. MTV “World’s Worst Tenants” 9 p.m. SPIKE “19 Kids and Counting” 9 p.m. TLC “Airport 24/7: Miami” 9 p.m. TRAV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 9 p.m. USA “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 9 p.m. VH1 Movie “50/50” 9:15 p.m. SHOW “The Mindy Project” 9:30 p.m. ^, H “The Game” 9:30 p.m. BET


TVTIMES “Dog and Beth: On the Hunt” 9:30 p.m. CMT “Tosh.0” 9:30 p.m. COM “Married to Jonas” 9:30 p.m. E! Movie “The Campaign” 9:30 p.m. HBO “Counting Cars” 9:30 p.m. HIST “Awkward.” 9:30 p.m. MTV “World’s Worst Tenants” 9:30 p.m. SPIKE “Airport 24/7: Miami” 9:30 p.m. TRAV “Frontline” 10 p.m. &, ) “Qué Bonito Amor” 10 p.m. . “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4 “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6 “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ± “Rosario Tijeras” 10 p.m. ≤ “American Hoggers” 10 p.m. A&E “The Game” 10 p.m. BET “Tosh.0” 10 p.m. COM “Backyard Oil” 10 p.m. DSC “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” 10 p.m. E! “NBA Tonight” 10 p.m. ESPN2 “Chopped” 10 p.m. FOOD “House Hunters: Where Are They Now?” 10 p.m. HGTV “American Restoration” 10 p.m. HIST “Preachers’ Daughters” 10 p.m. LIFE Movie “In Time” 10 p.m. MAX “Awkward.” 10 p.m. MTV “World’s Worst Tenants” 10 p.m. SPIKE “Who Gets the Last Laugh?” 10 p.m. TBS “The Little Couple” 10 p.m. TLC Movie “Legendary” 10 p.m. TMC “Inside the NBA” 10 p.m. TNT “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 10 p.m. USA “Saturday Night Live in the 2000s: Time and Again” 10 p.m. VH1 “Grimm” 10:01 p.m. #, + “20/20” 10:01 p.m. _, * “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “The War Against Microbes” 10:30 p.m. V “American Hoggers” 10:30 p.m. A&E “Let’s Stay Together” 10:30 p.m. BET “Guntucky” 10:30 p.m. CMT “Inside Amy Schumer” 10:30 p.m. COM “Austin & Ally” 10:30 p.m. DISN “Backyard Oil” 10:30 p.m. DSC “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” 10:30 p.m. E! “NASCAR Now” 10:30 p.m. ESPN2 “World’s Worst Tenants” 10:30 p.m. SPIKE “The Little Couple” 10:30 p.m. TLC

Wednesday “Survivor: Caramoan — Fans vs. Favorites” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “American Idol” 8 p.m. ^, H “The Voice” 8 p.m. #, + “Nature” 8 p.m. &, ) “The Middle” 8 p.m. _, *

HIGH-DEF TV “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m. % “Porque el Amor Manda” 8 p.m. . “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 8 p.m. 4 “Arrow” 8 p.m. ?, L “Friends” 8 p.m. D “As Time Goes By” 8 p.m. V “NUMB3RS” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $ “WWE Main Event” 8 p.m. ± “Duck Dynasty” 8 p.m. A&E Movie “The Breakfast Club” 8 p.m. AMC “River Monsters: The Lost Reels” 8 p.m. ANIM Movie “Rob Roy” 8 p.m. BBC “The Game” 8 p.m. BET “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC “Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m. CNN “Jessie” 8 p.m. DISN “MythBusters: Blast From the Past” 8 p.m. DSC Movie “Mean Girls 2” 8 p.m. E! “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN; 9 p.m. ESPN; 10 p.m. ESPN “NFL Live” 8 p.m. ESPN2 “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m. FNC “Restaurant: Impossible” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “Manhunt” 8 p.m. HBO “Cousins on Call” 8 p.m. HGTV “Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy” 8 p.m. HIST Movie “Taken Back: Finding Haley” 8 p.m. LIFE Movie “The Silence of the Lambs” 8 p.m. MAX “All In With Chris Hayes” 8 p.m. MSNBC “All Access” 8 p.m. SHOW Movie “Scarface” 8 p.m. SPIKE “Haunted Collector” 8 p.m. SYFY “Hoarding: Buried Alive” 8 p.m. TLC “Drive Thru Paradise” 8 p.m. TRAV “NCIS” 8 p.m. USA “Saturday Night Live in the 2000s: Time and Again” 8 p.m. VH1 “Family Tools” 8:30 p.m. _, * “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D “Are You Being Served?” 8:30 p.m. V “Let’s Stay Together” 8:30 p.m. BET “Gravity Falls” 8:30 p.m. DISN “Cousins on Call” 8:30 p.m. HGTV “All Access” 8:30 p.m. SHOW Movie “The Baxter” 8:30 p.m. TMC “NOVA” 9 p.m. &, ) “Modern Family” 9 p.m. _, * “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m. . “Supernatural” 9 p.m. ?, L “Keeping Up Appearances” 9 p.m. V “NUMB3RS” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m. $ Movie “National Security” 9 p.m. ± Pelicula “Miedo Absoluto” 9 p.m. ≤ “Duck Dynasty” 9 p.m. A&E “River Monsters” 9 p.m. ANIM

April 27-May 3, 2013 “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m. CNN “Dog With a Blog” 9 p.m. DISN “MythBusters” 9 p.m. DSC Movie “The Mask” 9 p.m. FAM “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC “Restaurant: Impossible” 9 p.m. FOOD “Property Brothers” 9 p.m. HGTV “Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy” 9 p.m. HIST “The Rachel Maddow Show” 9 p.m. MSNBC “The Real World” 9 p.m. MTV “60 Minutes Sports” 9 p.m. SHOW “Haunted Collector” 9 p.m. SYFY “Hoarding: Buried Alive” 9 p.m. TLC “Inside the NBA” 9 p.m. TNT “Toy Hunter” 9 p.m. TRAV “NCIS” 9 p.m. USA “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 9:01 p.m. #, + “Restaging Shelter” 9:30 p.m. 6 “Duck Dynasty” 9:30 p.m. A&E “Austin & Ally” 9:30 p.m. DISN “Toy Hunter” 9:30 p.m. TRAV “How to Live With Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life)” 9:31 p.m. _, * “Last of the Summer Wine” 9:31 p.m. V “Chicago Fire” 10 p.m. #, + “Secrets of the Dead” 10 p.m. &, ) “Nashville” 10 p.m. _, * “Qué Bonito Amor” 10 p.m. . “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4 “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6 “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D “Duck Dynasty” 10 p.m. A&E “Workaholics” 10 p.m. COM “A.N.T. Farm” 10 p.m. DISN “The Big Brain Theory: Pure Genius” 10 p.m. DSC “The Soup” 10 p.m. E! “NBA Tonight” 10 p.m. ESPN2 “Restaurant Stakeout” 10 p.m. FOOD “The Americans” 10 p.m. FX “Game of Thrones” 10 p.m. HBO “House Hunters: Where Are They Now?” 10 p.m. HGTV “Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy” 10 p.m. HIST Movie “Left to Die” 10 p.m. LIFE Movie “Fast Five” 10 p.m. MAX “The Real World” 10 p.m. MTV “All Access” 10 p.m. SHOW; 10:30 p.m. SHOW “My Crazy Obsession” 10 p.m. TLC Movie “Liberal Arts” 10 p.m. TMC “Castle” 10 p.m. TNT “Psych” 10 p.m. USA “Off Pitch” 10 p.m. VH1 Movie “Sixteen Candles” 10:16 p.m. AMC “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “Duck Dynasty” 10:30 p.m. A&E “Cops Reloaded” 10:30 p.m. CMT “Austin & Ally” 10:30 p.m. DISN

4

“Married to Jonas” 10:30 p.m. E! “NASCAR Now” 10:30 p.m. ESPN2 “My Crazy Obsession” 10:30 p.m. TLC

Thursday “The Big Bang Theory” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “American Idol” 8 p.m. ^, H “Community” 8 p.m. #, + “Wife Swap” 8 p.m. _, * “California Forever” 8 p.m. ) “Porque el Amor Manda” 8 p.m. . “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 8 p.m. 4 “The Vampire Diaries” 8 p.m. ?, L “Friends” 8 p.m. D “Life in Cold Blood” 8 p.m. V; 8:50 p.m. V “White Collar” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $ “Without a Trace” 8 p.m. ± “The First 48” 8 p.m. A&E “North Woods Law” 8 p.m. ANIM “Doctor Who” 8 p.m. BBC “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC “Erin Burnett OutFront” 8 p.m. CNN “Futurama” 8 p.m. COM Movie “Enchanted” 8 p.m. DISN “Hillbilly Blood” 8 p.m. DSC “The Soup” 8 p.m. E! “SportsCenter” 8 p.m. ESPN; 9 p.m. ESPN; 10 p.m. ESPN “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m. FNC “Chopped” 8 p.m. FOOD “Swamp People” 8 p.m. HIST “Project Runway” 8 p.m. LIFE Movie “I, Robot” 8 p.m. MAX “All In With Chris Hayes” 8 p.m. MSNBC “Big Time Rush” 8 p.m. NICK “iMPACT Wrestling” 8 p.m. SPIKE Movie “Fright Night” 8 p.m. TMC “Mysteries at the Museum” 8 p.m. TRAV “World’s Dumbest...” 8 p.m. TRUTV “NCIS” 8 p.m. USA “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle” 8 p.m. VH1 “Person of Interest” 8:01 p.m. `; 9:01 p.m. % “The Office” 8:30 p.m. #, +; 9 p.m. #, + “Friends” 8:30 p.m. D “Futurama” 8:30 p.m. COM “Hillbilly Blood” 8:30 p.m. DSC “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” 8:30 p.m. E! Movie “The Last Song” 8:30 p.m. FAM “T.I. and Tiny: The Family Hustle” 8:30 p.m. VH1 “Glee” 9 p.m. ^, H “Grey’s Anatomy” 9 p.m. _, * “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m. . “Beauty and the Beast” 9 p.m. ?, L “White Collar” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m. $ “Without a Trace” 9 p.m. ± “Los Héroes Del Norte” 9 p.m. ≤

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HIGH-DEF TV

“The First 48” 9 p.m. A&E “Freakshow” 9 p.m. AMC “Orphan Black” 9 p.m. BBC “Piers Morgan Live” 9 p.m. CNN “Tosh.0” 9 p.m. COM “Hillbilly Blood” 9 p.m. DSC “Ryan Seacrest With The Kardashians: An E! News Presentation” 9 p.m. E! “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC “Chopped” 9 p.m. FOOD “Rehab Addict” 9 p.m. HGTV “Swamp People” 9 p.m. HIST “Project Runway” 9 p.m. LIFE “The Rachel Maddow Show” 9 p.m. MSNBC “America’s Worst Tattoos” 9 p.m. TLC “Mysteries at the Museum” 9 p.m. TRAV “Impractical Jokers” 9 p.m. TRUTV “NCIS” 9 p.m. USA “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 9 p.m. VH1 “Elementary” 9:01 p.m. `; 10:01 p.m. % “ThePianoGuys: Live at Red Butte Garden” 9:30 p.m. ) “Freakshow” 9:30 p.m. AMC “Tosh.0” 9:30 p.m. COM “Hillbilly Blood” 9:30 p.m. DSC “Anger Management” 9:30 p.m. FX “Game of Thrones” 9:30 p.m. HBO “Rehab Addict” 9:30 p.m. HGTV “Mayweather” 9:30 p.m. SHOW “America’s Worst Tattoos” 9:30 p.m. TLC “Impractical Jokers” 9:30 p.m. TRUTV “Parks and Recreation” 9:31 p.m. #, + “Mater’s Tall Tales” 9:55 p.m. DISN “Qué Bonito Amor” 10 p.m. . “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4 “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6 “Seinfeld” 10 p.m. D “Criminal Minds” 10 p.m. ± “Rosario Tijeras” 10 p.m. ≤ “The Killer Speaks” 10 p.m. A&E “Freakshow” 10 p.m. AMC “Wild Russia” 10 p.m. ANIM “Gravity Falls” 10 p.m. DISN “Buying Alaska” 10 p.m. DSC “Blinging Up Baby” 10 p.m. E! “NASCAR Now” 10 p.m. ESPN2 “Giving You the Business” 10 p.m. FOOD “Two and a Half Men” 10 p.m. FX “House Hunters: Where Are They Now?” 10 p.m. HGTV “Chasing Tail” 10 p.m. HIST “Dance Moms” 10 p.m. LIFE Movie “The Watch” 10 p.m. MAX Movie “The Stranger” 10 p.m. SPIKE “Men at Work” 10 p.m. TBS “NY Ink” 10 p.m. TLC Movie “Goon” 10 p.m. TMC “Inside the NBA” 10 p.m. TNT “Impractical Jokers” 10 p.m. TRUTV “The Moment” 10 p.m. USA “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” 10 p.m. VH1 “Hannibal” 10:01 p.m. #, +

“Scandal” 10:02 p.m. _, * “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “Freakshow” 10:30 p.m. AMC “Austin & Ally” 10:30 p.m. DISN “Buying Alaska” 10:30 p.m. DSC “NFL Live” 10:30 p.m. ESPN2 “Two and a Half Men” 10:30 p.m. FX “Veep” 10:30 p.m. HBO “Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous” 10:30 p.m. MTV “All Access” 10:30 p.m. SHOW “Upload With Shaquille O’Neal” 10:30 p.m. TRUTV “Chasing Tail” 10:31 p.m. HIST

Friday “Undercover Boss” 7 p.m. `; 8 p.m. % “Fashion Star” 8 p.m. #, D “NOVA” 8 p.m. & “Happy Endings” 8 p.m. _, * “Vegas” 8 p.m. `; 9 p.m. % “Porque el Amor Manda” 8 p.m. . “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” 8 p.m. 4 “Inside E Street” 8 p.m. 6 “Nikita” 8 p.m. L; 10 p.m. ? “Death in Paradise” 8 p.m. V “Monk” 8 p.m. Z; 9 p.m. $ “Cold Case” 8 p.m. ± Movie “Galaxy Quest” 8 p.m. AMC Movie “V for Vendetta” 8 p.m. BBC “30 Days in May” 8 p.m. BET “30 Days in May” 8 p.m. SHOW “Dog and Beth: On the Hunt” 8 p.m. CMT; 10 p.m. CMT “Mad Money” 8 p.m. CNBC “Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown” 8 p.m. CNN “Jessie” 8 p.m. DISN “Sons of Guns: Locked and Loaded” 8 p.m. DSC “Blinging Up Baby” 8 p.m. E! “The O’Reilly Factor” 8 p.m. FNC “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8 p.m. FOOD Movie “Remember Sunday” 8 p.m. HALL Movie “Wrath of the Titans” 8 p.m. HBO “You Live in What?” 8 p.m. HGTV “Lockup: Corcoran” 8 p.m. MSNBC “Buckwild” 8 p.m. MTV “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” 8 p.m. NICK Movie “Remember the Titans” 8 p.m. SPIKE “Family Guy” 8 p.m. TBS “Four Weddings: Unveiled” 8 p.m. TLC Movie “War Horse” 8 p.m. TMC Movie “War of the Worlds” 8 p.m. TNT; 10:30 p.m. TNT “Cartoon Planet” 8 p.m. TOON “The Dead Files” 8 p.m. TRAV “Wipeout” 8 p.m. TRUTV “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 8 p.m. USA “Tosh.0” 8:28 p.m. COM “Happy Endings” 8:30 p.m. _, *

April 27-May 3, 2013 5 “Check, Please! Bay Area” 8:30 p.m. ) “Just Seen It” 9:30 p.m. 6 Pelicula “Objetivo Invisible” 8:30 p.m. ≤ “Storage Wars” 8:30 p.m. A&E “Jessie” 8:30 p.m. DISN Movie “The Goonies” 8:30 p.m. FAM “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 8:30 p.m. FOOD “Buckwild” 8:30 p.m. MTV “Monsters vs. Aliens” 8:30 p.m. NICK “Hetty Wainthropp Investigates” 8:55 p.m. V “Inside Amy Schumer” 8:58 p.m. COM “Touch” 9 p.m. ^, H “Dateline NBC” 9 p.m. #, D “Great Performances” 9 p.m. & “The Queen’s Palaces” 9 p.m. ) “Blue Bloods” 9 p.m. `; 10 p.m. % “Amores Verdaderos” 9 p.m. . “My Generation” 9 p.m. 6 “Oh Sit!” 9 p.m. L “Monk” 9 p.m. Z; 10 p.m. $ “Cold Case” 9 p.m. ± “Storage Wars” 9 p.m. A&E “Tanked” 9 p.m. ANIM Movie “He’s Mine Not Yours” 9 p.m. BET “Guntucky” 9 p.m. CMT “Anderson Cooper 360” 9 p.m. CNN “Jessie” 9 p.m. DISN “Sons of Guns” 9 p.m. DSC “Fashion Police” 9 p.m. E! “Hannity” 9 p.m. FNC “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9 p.m. FOOD “Flea Market Flip” 9 p.m. HGTV “American Pickers” 9 p.m. HIST Movie “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” 9 p.m. MAX “Lockup” 9 p.m. MSNBC “Buckwild” 9 p.m. MTV “All Access” 9 p.m. SHOW Movie “Old School” 9 p.m. TBS “Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta” 9 p.m. TLC “King of the Hill” 9 p.m. TOON “Ghost Adventures” 9 p.m. TRAV “Wipeout” 9 p.m. TRUTV “Everybody Loves Raymond” 9 p.m. TVLND “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 9 p.m. USA “Rules of Engagement” 9 p.m. WGN-A “Shark Tank” 9:01 p.m. _, * “Workaholics” 9:29 p.m. COM “Storage Wars” 9:30 p.m. A&E “Guntucky” 9:30 p.m. CMT “Jessie” 9:30 p.m. DISN “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” 9:30 p.m. FOOD “Flea Market Flip” 9:30 p.m. HGTV “All Access” 9:30 p.m. SHOW “Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta” 9:30 p.m. TLC “King of the Hill” 9:30 p.m. TOON “Everybody Loves Raymond” 9:30 p.m. TVLND “Rules of Engagement” 9:30 p.m. WGN-A

“Making: Behind the Candelabra” 9:45 p.m. HBO “The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes” 9:46 p.m. V “Tosh.0” 9:59 p.m. COM “Ten O’clock News” 10 p.m. ^ “Britain’s Royal Weddings” 10 p.m. ) “CBS 13 News at 10p” 10 p.m. ` “Qué Bonito Amor” 10 p.m. . “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” 10 p.m. 4 “PBS NewsHour” 10 p.m. 6 “FOX 40 News” 10 p.m. H “KCRA 3 News at 10” 10 p.m. Z “Cold Case” 10 p.m. ± “Storage Wars” 10 p.m. A&E “Dog With a Blog” 10 p.m. DISN “Wild West Alaska” 10 p.m. DSC “Fashion Police” 10 p.m. E! “SportsCenter” 10 p.m. ESPN “NBA Tonight” 10 p.m. ESPN2 “Mystery Diners” 10 p.m. FOOD Movie “Unstoppable” 10 p.m. FX “Real Time With Bill Maher” 10 p.m. HBO “House Hunters: Where Are They Now?” 10 p.m. HGTV “American Pickers” 10 p.m. HIST “Lockup: Corcoran” 10 p.m. MSNBC “All Access” 10 p.m. SHOW “I Found the Gown” 10 p.m. TLC “American Dad” 10 p.m. TOON “World’s Dumbest...” 10 p.m. TRUTV “Everybody Loves Raymond” 10 p.m. TVLND “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 10 p.m. USA “Best Week Ever” 10 p.m. VH1 “30 Rock” 10 p.m. WGN-A “Rock Center With Brian Williams” 10:01 p.m. #, + “20/20” 10:01 p.m. _, * Movie “Blazing Saddles” 10:15 p.m. AMC “Need to Know” 10:30 p.m. & “The Office” 10:30 p.m. L, Z “Storage Wars” 10:30 p.m. A&E “Good Luck Charlie” 10:30 p.m. DISN “Baseball Tonight” 10:30 p.m. ESPN2 “Mystery Diners” 10:30 p.m. FOOD “House Hunters International” 10:30 p.m. HGTV “All Access” 10:30 p.m. SHOW Movie “Coach Carter” 10:30 p.m. SPIKE “I Found the Gown” 10:30 p.m. TLC Movie “Little Fish” 10:30 p.m. TMC “American Dad” 10:30 p.m. TOON “Everybody Loves Raymond” 10:30 p.m. TVLND “The Jenny McCarthy Show” 10:30 p.m. VH1 “Pickin’ & Trimmin”’ 10:37 p.m. V


TVTIMES

TALK SHOWS

Bay Area Sports

Saturday

April 27-May 4

6 a.m. GOLF European PGA Tour Golf Ballantine’s Championship, Third Round. From South Korea. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

8:30 a.m. F WWE Saturday Morning Slam First time ever Mixed Tag Team action. (CC)

9 a.m. H MLB Player Poll Current players vote and comment on game’s best in a variety of categories. (CC) SPEED Australian V8 Supercars Pukekohe Park. The ITM 400, from Pukekohe Park Raceway in New Zealand. (HD)

9:30 a.m.

April 27-May 3, 2013

MLB

Oakland: Baltimore Orioles. 1 p.m. Saturday CSNC (Live) (HD); 1 p.m. Sunday CSNC (Live) (HD); Los Angeles Angels. 7 p.m. Monday CSNC (Live) (HD); 7 p.m. Tuesday CSNC (Live) (HD) San Francisco: San Diego Padres. 5:30 p.m. Saturday CSNBA (Live) (HD); 1 p.m. Sunday CSNBA (Live) (HD); Arizona Diamondbacks.

6:30 p.m. Monday CSNBA (Live); 6:30 p.m. Tuesday CSNBA (Live) (HD); 6:30 p.m. Wednesday CSNBA (Live) (HD); Los Angeles Dodgers. 7 p.m. Friday. + (Live); May 4 6 p.m. CSNBA (Live) (HD)

NBA

Golden State: Denver Nuggets. Western Conference First Round, game 4. 6:30 p.m. Sunday CSNBA TNT (Live) (HD)

^ H MLB Pregame (HD) (Live) (CC)

10 a.m.

NBCSP MLS Soccer Chicago Fire at Montreal Impact. From Saputo Stadium in Montreal. (HD) (Live)

^ H MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit. (HD) (Live) (CC) # + Track and Field Penn Relays: USA vs. The World. From Philadelphia. (HD) (Live) (CC) % ` PGA Tour Golf Champions: Liberty Mutual Legends of Golf, Second Round. From Savannah, Ga. (HD) (Live) (CC) GOLF PGA Tour Golf Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Third Round. Players expected to compete include Bubba Watson, Justin Rose, Jason Dufner, Keegan Bradley, Ernie Els and Nick Watney. From Avondale, Louisiana. (HD) (Live)

? WWE Saturday Morning Slam First time ever Mixed Tag Team action. (CC)

10:30 a.m.

3 p.m.

L WWE Saturday Morning Slam First time ever Mixed Tag Team action. (CC)

11 a.m. SPEED Continental Tire Sports Car Challenge Road Atlanta. From Road Atlanta in Braselton, Georgia. (HD) TNT NBA Basketball Brooklyn Nets at Chicago Bulls. Eastern Conference First Round, game 4. From Chicago. (HD) (Live) (CC)

Noon

1:30 p.m. ^ EA Sports Game Time America’s top pro athletes interact with young fans and upcoming athletes. (CC) TNT NBA Basketball Los Angeles Clippers at Memphis Grizzlies. Western Conference First Round, game 4. From Memphis, Tenn. (HD) (Live) (CC)

2 p.m. R Antesala Deportiva

2:30 p.m.

R Fútbol Mexicano Primera División Cruz Azul vs Club Santos Laguna. Desde el Estadio Azul en la Ciudad de México, México. (En Vivo)

3:30 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Third Round. Players expected to compete include Bubba Watson, Justin Rose, Jason Dufner, Keegan Bradley, Ernie Els and Nick Watney. From Avondale, Louisiana. (HD)

# + NHL Hockey New Jersey Devils at New York Rangers. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (HD) (Live) (CC) % ` PGA Tour Golf Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Third Round. From Avondale, La. (HD) (Live) (CC) ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts SpringNationals, Qualifying. From Baytown, Texas. (HD) (Live) (CC) GOLF LPGA Tour Golf North Texas Shootout, Third Round. From Irving, Texas. (HD) (Live)

4 p.m.

1 p.m.

5 p.m.

^ MLB Player Poll Current players vote and comment on game’s best in a variety of categories. (CC) _ * X Games Foz do Igaucu. From Brazil. (Taped) (HD) (CC) CSNC MLB Baseball Baltimore Orioles at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (HD) (Live)

: Horse Racing ESPN2 Track and Field Drake Relays. From Des Moines, Iowa. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC) FX UFC 159: Jones vs. Sonnen - Prelims Ovince St. Preux vs. Gian Villante; Johnny Bedford vs. Erik Perez. From Newark, N.J. (Live)

^ H NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Toyota Owners 400. From Richmond International Raceway in Richmond, Va. (HD) (Live) (CC) ESPN NBA Basketball Indiana Pacers at Atlanta Hawks. Eastern Conference First Round, Game 3. From Atlanta. (HD) (Live) (CC) NBCSP NHL Hockey Detroit Red Wings at Dallas Stars. From American Airlines Center in Dallas. (HD) (Live) (CC)

5:30 p.m. CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at San Diego Padres. From PETCO Park in San Diego. (HD) (Live)

11 p.m. CSNC MLB Baseball Baltimore Orioles at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (HD)

11:30 p.m. SHOW Boxing (Same-day Tape) (HD)

Midnight ESPN NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Houston Rockets. Western Conference First Round, game 3. From the Toyota Center in Houston. (HD) (CC)

12:30 a.m. CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at San Diego Padres. From PETCO Park in San Diego. (HD)

1 a.m. ESPN2 NBA Basketball Indiana Pacers at Atlanta Hawks. Eastern Conference First Round, Game 3. From Atlanta. (Sameday Tape) (HD) (CC)

1:30 a.m.

6 p.m.

L The Tim McCarver Show (CC)

D De La Salle Sports Report

3:30 a.m.

6:30 p.m.

F Coach Woodard Show

ESPN NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Houston Rockets. Western Conference First Round, game 3. From the Toyota Center in Houston. (HD) (Live) (CC) SPEED AMA Supercross Racing Salt Lake City. From RiceEccles Stadium in Salt Lake City, Utah. (HD) (Live)

7:30 p.m.

6

Sunday 6 a.m. GOLF European PGA Tour Golf Ballantine’s Championship, Final Round. From South Korea. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

8 a.m. CSNC Yachting America’s Cup, World Series. From Naples, Italy.

CSNC NHL Hockey San Jose Sharks at Los Angeles Kings. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (HD) (Live) NBCSP NHL Hockey San Jose Sharks at Los Angeles Kings. From Staples Center in Los Angeles. (HD) (Live) (CC)

HBO (:45) Boxing Sergio Martinez vs. Martin Murray. Sergio Martinez takes on Martin Murray in a middleweight title bout. From Buenos Aires, Argentina. (HD) (CC)

8:30 p.m.

9 a.m.

GOLF LPGA Tour Golf North Texas Shootout, Third Round. From Irving, Texas. (HD) HBO Boxing Sergio Martinez vs. Martin Murray. Sergio Martinez takes on Martin Murray in a middleweight title bout. From Buenos Aires, Argentina. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)

9 p.m. R Guerreros Hispanos SHOW Boxing Danny Garcia vs. Zab Judah. Garcia vs. Judah, WBA Super World light welterweight title and WBC light welterweight title. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

10 p.m. SPEED Continental Tire Sports Car Challenge Road Atlanta. From Road Atlanta in Braselton, Georgia. (HD)

10:30 p.m. ^ (:45) Sportswrap Host Joe Fonzi. (HD) (CC) NBCSP Boxing Fight Night: Tyson Fury vs. Steve Cunningham. Tyson Fury takes on Steve Cunningham in the 12round main event. From New York. (HD)

8:30 a.m.

. República Deportiva (HD) SHOW Boxing Danny Garcia vs. Zab Judah. Garcia vs. Judah, WBA Super World light welterweight title and WBC light welterweight title. (HD)

9:30 a.m. _ * NBA Countdown (Live) . (:55) Fútbol Mexicano Primera División Pumas de la U.N.A.M. vs Jaguares de Chiapas. Desde el Estadio Olímpico Universitario en la Ciudad de México, México. (HD) (En Vivo)

10 a.m. % ` PGA Tour Golf Champions: Liberty Mutual Legends of Golf, Final Round. From Savannah, Ga. (HD) (Live) (CC) _ * NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Boston Celtics. Eastern Conference First Round, game 4. From Boston. (HD) (Live) (CC) ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing Sportsman Series. From Concord, N.C. (Taped) (HD) (CC) GOLF PGA Tour Golf Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Final Round. (HD) (Live)

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SPORTS HIGHLIGHTS

NBCSP Auto Racing Stadium Super Truck Series. (Taped) (HD) TBS MLB Baseball Toronto Blue Jays at New York Yankees. From Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, N.Y. (HD) (Live) (CC)

11 a.m. ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing O’Reilly Auto Parts SpringNationals. From Baytown, Texas. (HD) (Live) (CC)

11:30 a.m. ^ Sports Stars of Tomorrow Profiles of the top rookie, college and high-school talent in sports; current athletes share their experiences, advice and personal impressions of the road to stardom. (CC) NBCSP Polo U.S. Open Championship. From Wellington, Fla. (Taped) (HD) SHOW Boxing (HD)

Noon % ` PGA Tour Golf Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Final Round. From Avondale, La. (HD) (Live) (CC) . República Deportiva (HD) ESPN College Baseball South Carolina at LSU. (HD) (Live) GOLF LPGA Tour Golf North Texas Shootout, Final Round. From Irving, Texas. (HD) (Live) SPEED Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Firebird. Pro2 and ProLite from Firebird International Raceway in Chandler, Arizona.

SPEED Continental Tire Sports Car Challenge Road Atlanta. From Road Atlanta in Braselton, Georgia. (HD)

5 p.m.

10 a.m.

: Horse Racing CSNC MLS Soccer San Jose Earthquakes at Club Deportivo Chivas USA. From the Home Depot Center in Carson, Calif. (HD) ESPN MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit. (HD) (Live) (CC)

6:30 p.m. + America’s Cup Discovered CSNBA NBA Basketball Denver Nuggets at Golden State Warriors. Western Conference First Round, game 4. From Oakland, Calif. (HD) (Live) TNT NBA Basketball Denver Nuggets at Golden State Warriors. Western Conference First Round, game 4. From Oakland, Calif. (HD) (Live) (CC)

7 p.m.

_ * NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Milwaukee Bucks. Eastern Conference First Round, game 4. From Milwaukee. (HD) (Live) (CC)

8 p.m.

+ Equestrian Rolex Championships. From Lexington, Ky. (HD) (Live) (CC) CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at San Diego Padres. From PETCO Park in San Diego. (HD) (Live) CSNC MLB Baseball Baltimore Orioles at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (HD) (Live) SPEED AMA Supercross Racing Salt Lake City. From RiceEccles Stadium in Salt Lake City, Utah. (HD)

NBCSP Heads-Up Poker (Taped) (HD) CSNC Boxing NBCSP Heads-Up Poker (Taped) (HD)

9 p.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf North Texas Shootout, Final Round. From Irving, Texas. (HD) NBCSP Heads-Up Poker (Taped) (HD)

9 a.m.

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Bubba Watson, Justin Rose, Jason Dufner, Keegan Bradley, Ernie Els and Nick Watney. From Avondale, Louisiana. (HD)

Noon CSNC MLB Baseball Baltimore Orioles at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (HD)

3 p.m. CSNBA MLS Soccer Chicago Fire at Montreal Impact. From Saputo Stadium in Montreal. (Taped) CSNC Heartland Poker Tour The final six contestants compete in the Main Event with analysis of each hand that is played. (CC)

4 p.m. ESPN MLB Baseball Washington Nationals at Atlanta Braves. From Turner Field in Atlanta. (HD) (Live) (CC) NBCSP Boxing (HD) TNT NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Brooklyn Nets. Eastern Conference First Round, game 5. From Barclays Center in Brooklyn, N.Y. (HD) (Live) (CC)

5 p.m. : Horse Racing NBCSP World Series of Fighting 2 Arlovski vs. Johnson. From Atlantic City, N.J. (HD)

10 p.m.

CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix. (Live) TNT NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Houston Rockets. Game 4. From the Toyota Center in Houston. (HD) (Live) (CC)

NBCSP Heads-Up Poker (Taped) (HD)

10:30 p.m. 11 p.m. R DeporTV América NBCSP Heads-Up Poker (Taped) (HD)

11:30 p.m.

% * The American Athlete Shaquille O’Neal; Gail Devers; Reggie Jackson. (CC)

% Game Day Weekend sports wrap-up. * (:35) Sports Extra ESPN2 NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Boston Celtics. Eastern Conference First Round, game 4. From Boston. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)

3:30 p.m.

12:30 a.m.

D De La Salle Sports Report (HD) (CC) GOLF PGA Tour Golf Zurich

GOLF LPGA Tour Golf North Texas Shootout, Final Round. From Irving, Texas. (HD)

5:30 p.m.

^ (:45) Sportswrap Host Joe Fonzi. (HD) (CC)

4 p.m.

8 a.m.

ESPN2 MLB Baseball Atlanta Braves at Detroit Tigers. From Comerica Park in Detroit. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)

# + Red Bull Signature Series From Austria. (HD) (CC) D EA Sports Game Time America’s top pro athletes interact with young fans and upcoming athletes. ESPN2 Fútbol Mexicano Primera División Puebla FC vs Club Atlas. Desde el Estadio Cuauhtémoc en Puebla, México. (Same-day Tape)

^ Whacked Out Sports (HD) * The Tim McCarver Show (CC)

Monday

9:30 p.m.

2 p.m.

3 p.m.

ern Conference First Round, game 4. From Milwaukee. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC)

Classic of New Orleans, Final Round. Players expected to compete include Bubba Watson, Justin Rose, Jason Dufner, Keegan Bradley, Ernie Els and Nick Watney. From Avondale, Louisiana. (HD) NBCSP NHL Hockey Ottawa Senators at Boston Bruins. From TD Garden in Boston. (HD) (Live) (CC) TNT NBA Basketball San Antonio Spurs at Los Angeles Lakers. Western Conference First Round, game 4. From Los Angeles. (HD) (Live) (CC)

12:30 p.m.

1 p.m.

April 27-May 3, 2013

CSNBA NBA Basketball Denver Nuggets at Golden State Warriors. Western Conference First Round, game 4. From Oakland, Calif. (HD) ESPN NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Milwaukee Bucks. East-

6:30 p.m.

7 p.m. CSNC MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (HD) (Live)

7:30 p.m. NBCSP World Series of Fighting 1 Andrei Arlovski vs. Devin Cole; Anthony Johnson vs. DJ Linderman. From Las Vegas. (HD)

9:30 p.m. NBCSP World Series of Fighting 2 Arlovski vs. Johnson. From Atlantic City, N.J. (HD)

11 p.m. R Deporte Caliente

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Midnight ESPN MLB Baseball Washington Nationals at Atlanta Braves. From Turner Field in Atlanta. (HD) (CC) HBO (12:15) Boxing Sergio Martinez vs. Martin Murray. Sergio Martinez takes on Martin Murray in a middleweight title bout. From Buenos Aires, Argentina. (HD) (CC)

12:30 a.m. CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix.

1 a.m. CSNC Poker After Dark (CC)

Tuesday 9 a.m. SPEED AMA Supercross Racing Salt Lake City. From RiceEccles Stadium in Salt Lake City, Utah. (HD)

Noon CSNC MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (HD)

3 p.m. CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix. (HD)

4 p.m. CSNC Yachting America’s Cup, World Series. From Naples, Italy.

4:30 p.m. NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)

5 p.m. TNT NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

6:30 p.m. CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix. (HD) (Live)

7 p.m. CSNC MLB Baseball Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Oakland Athletics. From O.co Coliseum in Oakland, Calif. (HD) (Live) NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)

7:30 p.m. TNT NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

9 p.m. 6 Play Again (HD)

11 p.m. R Deporte Caliente NBCSP Equestrian Rolex Championships. From Lexington, Ky. (Taped) (HD)

12:30 a.m. CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix. (HD)

3:30 a.m. NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD)


TVTIMES

SPORTS HIGHLIGHTS

April 27-May 3, 2013

Wednesday

Championship, First Round. From Williamsburg, Va. (HD) (Live)

ence Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD)

11 a.m.

Noon

Friday

FX UEFA Champions League Soccer (Live) FX UEFA Champions League Soccer Semifinal — FC Barcelona vs FC Bayern Munich. Leg 2. (Live)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, First Round. From Charlotte, N.C. (HD) (Live) SPEED NASCAR Racing K&N Pro Series: Richmond. From Richmond International Raceway, Va. (HD)

2 p.m.

2 p.m.

CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix. (HD)

CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix. (HD)

4 p.m.

4:30 p.m.

ESPN MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC) TNT NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, First Round. From Charlotte, N.C. (HD) NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)

11:30 a.m.

4:30 p.m. NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)

6:30 p.m. CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix. (HD) (Live) TNT NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

7 p.m. CSNC MLB Baseball NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)

11 p.m. R Deporte Caliente

Midnight

5 p.m. ESPN College Softball Texas Tech at Baylor. (HD) (Live) SPEED Continental Tire Sports Car Challenge Road Atlanta. From Road Atlanta in Braselton, Georgia. (HD) TNT NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

7 p.m. CSNC MLB Baseball ESPN2 Boxing Friday Night Fights. Mauricio Herrera vs. JiHoon Kim. From Corona, Calif. (HD) (Live) (CC) NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) SPEED Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Firebird. Pro2 and ProLite from Firebird International Raceway in Chandler, Arizona.

6 a.m. GOLF European PGA Tour Golf Volvo China Open, Second Round. From Tianjin, China. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

9 a.m. ESPN2 NASCAR Racing Nationwide Series: Aaron’s 312, Qualifying. From Talladega Superspeedway in Talladega, Ala. (HD) (Live) SPEED Australian V8 Supercars Pukekohe Park. The ITM 400, from Pukekohe Park Raceway in New Zealand. (HD)

9:30 a.m. GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Kingsmill Championship, Second Round. From Williamsburg, Va. (HD) (Live)

11 a.m. SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499, Practice. From Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama. (HD) (Live)

2 p.m.

9:30 p.m.

4:30 p.m.

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, First Round. From Charlotte, N.C. (HD)

GOLF European PGA Tour Golf Volvo China Open, First Round. From Tianjin, China. (Same-day Tape) (HD)

CSNC Heartland Poker Tour The final six contestants compete in the Main Event with analysis of each hand that is played. (CC)

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champions: Insperity Championship, First Round. From The Woodlands, Texas. (Same-day Tape) (HD) NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499, Practice. From Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama. (HD)

9:30 a.m.

3:30 a.m.

5 p.m.

GOLF LPGA Tour Golf Kingsmill

NBCSP NHL Hockey Confer-

: Horse Racing

11 p.m.

Thursday 6 a.m.

R Deporte Caliente

1 a.m.

6:30 p.m. GOLF PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Second Round. From Charlotte, N.C. (HD)

7 p.m. + ? MLB Baseball Los Angeles Dodgers at San Francisco Giants. From AT&T Park in San Francisco. (Live) CSNC MLB Baseball NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live)

7:30 p.m.

9:30 p.m.

SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499, Final Practice. From Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama. (HD) (Live)

3:30 a.m. NBCSP NHL Hockey Conference Quarterfinal: Teams TBA. (HD)

SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499, Final Practice. From Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama. (HD)

12:30 p.m.

TNT NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

7:30 p.m.

6 p.m.

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Wells Fargo Championship, Second Round. From Charlotte, N.C. (HD) (Live)

CSNBA MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix. (HD)

12:30 a.m.

R (:25) Fútbol Mexicano Primera División Jaguares de Chiapas vs CF Pachuca. Desde el Estadio Víctor Manuel Reyna en Tuxtla Gutíerrez, Chiapas, México. (En Vivo) ESPN ESPN2 NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC)

ESPN ESPN2 NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (Live) (CC) SPEED ARCA RE/MAX Series Racing Talladega. From Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama. (HD)

Noon

NBCSP Horse Racing Kentucky Oaks. From Chruchill Downs in Louisville, Ky. (HD) (Live) SPEED ARCA RE/MAX Series Racing Talladega. From Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama. (HD) (Live)

ESPN MLB Baseball Teams TBA. (HD) (CC)

8

SPEED NASCAR Racing Sprint Cup: Aaron’s 499, Final Practice. From Talladega Superspeedway in Alabama. (HD)

10:30 p.m. NBCSP Horse Racing Kentucky Oaks. From Chruchill Downs in Louisville, Ky. (HD)

11:30 p.m. ESPN2 NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (Same-day Tape) (HD) (CC) GOLF PGA Tour Golf Champions: Insperity Championship, First Round. From The Woodlands, Texas. (HD)

Midnight ESPN NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (CC)

1:30 a.m. ESPN2 NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (HD) (CC)

2 a.m. NBCSP Hockey 2013 IIHF World Championships: United States vs. Austria. From Helsinki, Finland. (HD) (Live)


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Beverly Hills Ninja (PG-13) › (Chris Farley) Law & Order (TVPG) D Get Fit Bloopers Bloopers The Others (PG-13) ››› (Nicole Kidman) NASCAR Racing H MLB Baseball Lagrimita y Costel Estudio 2 A Que No Puedes VIP J Fabrica de Fabrica de Estrellitas del Sábado Paid Prog. Get Fit Bra Sec. Fat Loss Leverage (TVPG) Eye- Bay Raymond Chris King L Real Life WHAD Reventón (TVPG) Baby Geniuses, ‘99 › (HD) Bandidas (PG-13, ‘06) ›› (HD) Operación P Historias de Antesala Deportiva Fútbol Mexicano Primera División Fin de Semana R Pagado ·Vivir Más! Hit M3 Roadtrip This Is Us Revolutionaries Moyers & Company Quest Travel V MotorWk McL’ghlin This Wk. Equal Paint Kids News Travel Piano Guy Burt Wolf ¨ Calif. Gold Red Green Just Seen Toolbox Live From Artists Den Art Frost/Nixon (R, ‘08) ››› (Frank Langella) (HD) ± Yng- Skin Paid Prog. The Siege (R, ‘98) ›› (Denzel Washington) (HD) ¥ Paid Prog. Fat Loss Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Wretched Today The Killer Speaks The Killer Speaks Hoggers Hoggers A&E Flipping Boston (CC) The First 48 (TV14) The Killer Speaks Rawhide (TVPG) Rawhide (TVPG) Magnum Force (R, ‘73) ››› (Clint Eastwood) (HD) AMC Rawhide Rawhide (TVPG) My Cat From Hell My Cat From Hell My Cat From Hell My Cat From Hell My Cat From Hell (N) ANIM My Cat From Hell National Security (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (CC) All About the Benjamins (R) ›› BET Imagine Soul Plane (R, ‘04) ›› (Kevin Hart) (CC) Housewives/OC Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Fashion Tardy Tardy BRAVO Housewives/OC Reba Reba Reba Dog and Beth: On the Hunt (CC) Guntucky CMT Hot 20 Countdown (11:30) (N) (CC) (TVPG) Reba Paid Prog. Insanity! The Car Chasers Treasure Detectives CNBC Drop Lbs! Insanity! Get Sub D Paid Prog. WEN Hair Paint Gupta CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) White House Dinner Anderson Cooper CNN To Be Announced Coneheads (PG, ‘93) ›› (Dan Aykroyd) Idiocracy (R, ‘06) ›› (Luke Wilson) (CC) COM Clueless (PG-13, ‘95) ››› (CC) (HD) FIA WTCC SaberCats Pregame Baseball CSNBA Front Yard Backyard Paid Prog. Fat Loss GFL Presents (Taped) White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner (3:15) (N) (Live) CSPN Washington This Week (11) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Backyard Backyard Sons of Guns (TV14) DSC Deadliest Catch Kardashians Interview Ryan Jonas Kourtney-Kim Kardashians Interview Ready for Love (N) E! The Soup Jonas NBA Basketball: Pacers at Hawks ESPN 2013 NFL Draft (9) (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) Nation SportCtr SportsCenter (N) 2013 NFL Draft (N) Track and Field ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing The Little Rascals (PG, ‘94) ›› (HD) Gnomeo FAM 102 Dalmatians (11:30) (G) (HD) Race to Witch Mountain (PG) ›› (HD) America’s News HQ FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) (HD) FNC America’s News HQ Business Cashin’ In The Five (N) (HD) The Spot My. Diners Restaurant: Im. Restaurant Stakeout Diners Diners Iron Chef America FOOD Chopped (HD) The A-Team (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper) (HD) UFC 159: Prelims FX Max Payne (11:30), ‘08 › (HD) Operation Cupcake (Dean Cain) (HD) (TVG) Dad’s Home ››› (CC) (HD) (TVPG) The Wishing Well HALL Love Is a Four How the States How the States How the States How the States How the States HIST How the States Income Property Income Property HGTV Hse Crash Hse Crash Love It or List It (TVG) Curb App’l Curb App’l Income Property She’s Too Young ›› (CC) (HD) (TV14) Terror in the Family ›› (HD) (TVPG) LIFE What She Knew (R, ‘06) ››› (CC) (HD) Why Planes Why Planes Crash Why Planes Crash Planes Crash MSNBC MSNBC Live (11) (N) (HD) MTV Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) NICK Monsters Sponge. Rangers Sponge. Parents Parents Parents Parents Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred Sponge. The Will: Revealed The Will: Revealed The Will: Revealed The Will: Revealed The Will: Revealed OWN The Will: Revealed Cruel Intentions (R, ‘99) ››, Ryan Phillippe Walk the Line (PG-13, ‘05) ››› OXY The Sweetest Thing (R) › (Cameron Diaz) SPIKE Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Gone Super Shark (NR) (John Schneider) (HD) 2 Headed SYFY Shark Zone (11) (R) Malibu Shark Attack (NR, ‘09) ›› (HD) Life as We Know It (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (CC) (HD) Raymond Friends Friends Friends Friends TBS Something’s Giant (G) ›››› TCM The Incredible Shrinking Man, ‘57 Five Million Years to Earth (1:45) (NR) ››› Monster-Challenged Wrld Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss TLC 1st Home 1st Home Undercover Boss NBA Basketball: Clippers at Grizzlies Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TVPG) TNT NBA Basketball: Nets at Bulls Incredible Adventure Adventure Adventure Regular TOON Johnny T Johnny T Johnny T Gumball Gumball Gumball MAD Airport Airport Airport Strt Foods Int. Fast Food-Glbl Fast Food-Glbl Mysteries-Museum TRAV Airport Stings Stings Worked Worked Lizard Lizard Lizard Lizard Upload Upload TRUTV World Records Cosby Cosby Cosby Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne TVLAND Cosby NCIS (CC) (TV14) NCIS (CC) (TVPG) NCIS (CC) (TV14) USA Blood Diamond (R, ‘06) ››› (Leonardo DiCaprio) (CC) (HD) The Karate Kid Part III (2:45) (PG, ‘89) ›› (Ralph Macchio) (CC) Married VH-1 The Karate Kid (PG, ‘84) ›› (Ralph Macchio) (CC) Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Funny Home Videos Funny Home Videos WGN-A Law Order: CI Good Good Austin Austin Austin Good Dog DISN ANT Farm ANT Farm ANT Farm ANT Farm Good Van Helsing (2:20) (PG-13, ‘04) ›› The Benchwarmers (4:40), ‘06 › ENC Unfinished The Butterfly Effect (12:20) ›› Elektra, ‘05 ›› (HD) Apol Elephants Dolphin Tale ››› HBO Red Tails (12:15) (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (CC) (HD) Cape Fear (12:50) (R) ››› (HD) Shaun of the Dead (R) ››› Chernobyl Diaries (4:40) (R) › MAX This Means War › The World-Dick Cheney The Iron Lady (3:10) ›› (HD) Paycheck, ‘03 ›› SHOW Legally Blonde 2 Resident Evil: Retribution (1:50) Underworld: Awakening (3:35) (R) Under Tuscan STARZ The Vow (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (CC) I Don’t Know How She Does It › The King’s Speech (R) ››› TMC The Big Empty (11:35) All Good Things (1:10) (R) (HD) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News

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7 p.m. # + Access Hollywood Top stories of the week. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ omg! Insider Loni Anderson (“WKRP in Cincinnati”). (N) (CC) (HD) % Eye on the Bay Brian and Thuy hike deep into mountains and to remote Bay Area nooks to uncover hidden adventures; stops include a secret stairway in the East Bay and World War II batteries in the Marin Headlands. (HD) _ Jeopardy! (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Rick Steves’ Europe Bernini statues; St. Peter’s Basilica at the Vatican. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 3) (TVG) * Wheel of Fortune (CC) (HD) (TVG) ` Mayweather The life story of Floyd Mayweather Jr.; professional boxer Robert Guerrero. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM (N) (CC) ? Cold Case Rush revisits her first crime scene when reopening a homicide case. (CC) (TVPG) L Family Guy Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor. (CC) (TV14) V The Lawrence Welk Show “Up a Lazy River,” “Smoke Gets In Your Eyes.” (TVG) ¨ Travelscope Glacier National Park; Flathead Lake, natural fresh-water lake. (CC) (TVG) ± House A high-school senior repeatedly hallucinates after blacking out during a class trip. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars A mob of eager newbies rules Riverside, Calif. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Married to Medicine The aftermath of Mariah and Toya’s fight at the party spreads throughout the medical community. (TV14) DSC MythBusters Adam and Jamie test a dueling myth; a two-stage missile. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! E! News (HD) FX Two and a Half Men Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars 19th-century vampire killing kit; costume contest. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward are locked in a time capsule; SpongeBob and Patrick’s dream world. (CC) (TVY7) OWN The Will: Family Secrets Revealed An ugly legal battle unfolds within the family of the late country star. (CC) (HD) (TVY7) TBS The Big Bang Theory Sheldon tries to help Penny understand Leonard’s work; Wolowitz gets jealous. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Undercover Boss While working under cover, CEO John Fuller fails to properly make a signature hamburger. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Wipeout Contestants compete to win $50,000; a player promises to propose to his girlfriend if he wins. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

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TVLND (7:27) The Golden Girls A love-sick soldier returns to claim Blanche. (CC) (TVPG) USA NCIS The team heads to Cuba to investigate the death of a Navy translator stationed at Guantanamo Bay. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

7:30 p.m. $ * Inside Edition Weekend (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Judge Judy Two young women end up in court after a drive-by shooting. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) (7:37) Rick Steves’ Europe The Trastevere district’s historic Jewish Ghetto; churches. (CC) (HD) (Part 3 of 3) (TVG) 4 Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns Tanya asks for Cora’s help; Brown and Derek get quarantined at the hospital. (HD) (TVPG) L Family Guy Peter helps Joe regain his confidence by training him for a decathlon. (CC) (TVPG) ¨ California’s Gold Southern California Edison’s Big Creek, an engineering work of art completed in 1929. (CC) A&E Storage Wars The ultimate guy’s unit; a valuable antique; flashlight. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) HIST Pawn Stars A late 1700s flintlock four-barrel handgun is brought into the shop; misprinted Eisenhower stamps. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK SpongeBob SquarePants Squidward fakes an illness to go home sick. (CC) (TVY7) TBS The Big Bang Theory Leonard is horrified when his mother visits. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

8 p.m. ^ KTVU News at 8pm (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) # + Smash Jimmy threatens “Hit List’s” future; Tom and Julia’s partnership is strained. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) % Mayweather The life story of Floyd Mayweather Jr.; professional boxer Robert Guerrero. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Bet on Your Baby A man tries to guess how many soccer goals his child can make; a baby tries to catch a beach ball. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) (8:14) Rick Steves’ Europe Michelangelo’s “David”; Botticelli’s “Birth of Venus”; Ghiberti’s “Gates of Paradise.” (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVG) ` Criminal Minds A killer in Miami who started out slaying animals quickly progresses to murdering prostitutes. (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Dance Party All-New Bay Area show with local dancers, ’80’s music. ? Burn Notice A detective tracks down explosives Michael has hidden in a storage facility. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

H FOX 40 News (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L Bones An aspiring singer is murdered, and Brennan and Booth investigate the musician’s fans and foes. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V Antiques Roadshow A circa1900 Louis XIV-style clock; 19th-century silk Heriz rug. (CC) (HD) (Part 3 of 3) (TVG) ± House The hospital is locked down when a newborn disappears from the nursery. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars The bidders make their Hollywood premiere, with Dave assuming the role of storage villain. (CC) (HD) BRAVO Married to Medicine (N) DSC MythBusters Rope bridge physics; giant hail vs. the fishing boat hull. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) HIST Pawn Stars A 2003 Lamborghini Murcielago; Saddam Hussein’s fingerprints; a sterling silver Tiffany Walkman. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Marvin Marvin Marvin and Teri plan to attend a Big Time Rush concert; the Klerg kidnap Big Time Rush. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) OWN Iyanla, Fix My Life Recharged The friendship of popular bloggers ends because of jealousy and backstabbing. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TBS The Big Bang Theory Raj and Howard set up an online dating profile for Sheldon. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Epic RVs Today’s RV’s are the ultimate in luxury including triple and quad slides. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) TRUTV Wipeout Contestants take on the Wipeout Carwash in their attempt to win the grand prize. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND The Golden Girls The Pope’s ring slips off into Sophia’s hand. (CC) (TVPG) USA NCIS A private detective helps the team probe a naval officer’s murder. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

8:30 p.m. ^ H Seinfeld George learns the secret of success; Kramer appears on “Live — Regis & Kathie Lee.” (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) (8:51) Rick Steves’ Europe Monuments of Venice, Italy; cruising the Grand Canal; masterpieces of the Venetian Renaissance. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ The Desert Speaks Evidence of drought, fire, and civilization; a hike. (CC) (TVG) A&E Storage Wars Barry and Kenny get fired up; Dave Hester makes a find worth cheering over; Brandi is exhausted. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters In the spirit of Halloween, Jeff Dunham performs with his cast of characters including Walter. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) HIST Pawn Stars A 1918 Buick Touring Car; a tennis racket

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signed by Arthur Ashe; fake books used to smuggle guns. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TBS The Big Bang Theory Penny tags along on Sheldon’s first date. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TVLND The Golden Girls Sophia seeks a ”swinging senior” through the personals column; Rose can’t recall an old beau. (CC) (TVPG)

9 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Sheldon creates a scientific procedure for making friends. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + The Voice Hillary Scott, Pharrell Williams, Sheryl Crow and Joel Madden help prepare the artists for battle. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight Prince Michael Jackson. (N) (CC) (HD) % Criminal Minds A killer in Miami who started out slaying animals quickly progresses to murdering prostitutes. (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Movie “Over the Hedge” (2006, PG) Voices of Bruce Willis. Premiere. (HD) (2:00) ) (9:27) Rick Steves’ Europe Pisa y Lucca; a tipsy tower; Puccini. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVG) ` 48 Hours Bodybuilders plot to abduct and murder wealthy people. (N) (CC) (HD) ? L The Closer A gang-member’s body is found with Lt. Provenza’s business card in his pocket. (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Movie “Across the Universe” (2007, PG-13) Evan Rachel Wood. (2:30) H Two and a Half Men Charlie suspects a woman is using Evelyn and Jake to get to him. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V Antiques Roadshow Napoleon’s drinking glass; early television technology. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) ¨ Journeys in India Fort St. George and the Fort Museum in Chennai, India; Sao Tome Basilica; colonial mansions. (CC) (TVG) ± House Treating a knight from a community of people living according to the ideals of the High Renaissance. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars The buyers trek to Murietta, Calif.; Jeff Jarred resurfaces but the Dotsons aren’t pleased. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) DSC MythBusters Jumping out the way of a bullet; hitting the water when jumping from great heights. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) HIST Pawn Stars Autographed memoirs from English nobility; antique tin army trucks; Sun tune-up tester. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Supah Ninjas Flint asks Amanda to the Spring Fling; Mike must team up with Flint to rescue Amanda. (N) (CC) (TVG) OWN Iyanla, Fix My Life A radio DJ is caught between her new husband and her teenage son. (N) (HD) (TVPG)

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TBS The Big Bang Theory Sheldon realizes he will not live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Four Houses Mediterranean style; a mansion and an airy ocean-front home. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Wipeout Competitors face obstacles including Monkey Business. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Robert’s mother-in-law is concealing a secret. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA NCIS The team investigates a sergeant’s murder. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

^ The Big Bang Theory Sheldon’s solution to Penny’s financial difficulty leads to a confrontation. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 Are We There Yet? Nick’s job is threatened by a newly hired woman. (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V Priceless Antiques Roadshow A review of how the show evolved since the late 1970s. (CC) (HD) ¨ 13 Wonders of Spain Remains of St. James the Elder are buried at the cathedral in Santiago de Compostela. (CC) (TVG) A&E Storage Wars The buyers encounter fierce competition from “The Kings of Swag” in Lake Elsinore, Calif. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM Gabriel Iglesias: Aloha Fluffy The comic discusses his crazy world of family and friends. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars A 1960s Mercedes Unimog; a sign that hung on the Berlin Wall; Garbage Pail Kids trading cards. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Supah Ninjas Cousin Connor returns as a spy and learns that the Kata is the key to finding the floating sword. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) TBS The Big Bang Theory Sheldon searches for an alternative to human companionship. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond The Barones are forced to consider life without Raymond. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

) 3 Steps to Incredible Health! With Joel Fuhrman, M.D. Dr. Joel Fuhrman discusses a diet rich with nutrients. (CC) (HD) (TVG) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia The gang gives an unlucky family an extreme home makeover. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? Movie “Big Fish” (2003, PG-13) Ewan McGregor. (2:30) V Midsomer Murders Barnaby uncovers an elite Mafia-like sect at private school. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG) ¨ Changing Seas Research divers count fish in Dry Tortugas National Park. (CC) (TVG) ± Psych Juliet’s con man father hopes to mend their relationship. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E American Hoggers Business is up but profits are down when Jerry finds a new hobby; Ronnie Creek seeks redemption. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) DSC MythBusters Adam and Jamie test three viral videos; Kari, Grant, and Toby try to repair a plane with duct tape. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Ryan introduces his family, life and “Lochterage” to us. (HD) (TVPG) HIST Pawn Stars A highly collectible Smith & Wesson gun; “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” comics; taxidermy pieces. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK The Nanny Maxwell wines and dines a playwright to win rights to his latest play. (CC) (TVPG) OWN Raising Whitley Kym and Caroline Rhea resolve not to seek nannies on Craigslist; Kym takes her son for his first haircut. (N) (HD) (TVPG) TBS The Big Bang Theory An embarrassing secret of Wolowitz’s is revealed. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Insane Bathrooms A tour of the most mind-bending bathrooms in the world. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV World’s Dumbest... Kite-surfing in a hurricane; island jumping in a speedboat. (HD) (TV14) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Sportswriter Ray Barone has nosy parents. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA NCIS CGIS and the team join forces when a Navy diver seeking sunken treasure is murdered. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

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10:30 p.m.

# + Saturday Night Live Host Anne Hathaway; Rihanna performs. (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ 30 Rock Liz encourages Jack to open up to his ailing mother; Jenna dates a musician. (CC) (HD) (TV14) % 48 Hours Bodybuilders plot to abduct and murder wealthy people. (N) (CC) (HD)

$ 30 Rock Jack sets Liz up on a date; Jack’s plan to manufacture couches hits a speed bump. (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Keeping the basement rodent-free drives Charlie to the brink; the gang throws Charlie a party. (CC) (HD) (TVMA)

9:30 p.m.

April 27-May 3, 2013 L The Office Michael finds himself afraid to face the workday. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V (10:48) Midsomer Murders Barnaby uncovers an elite Mafia-like sect at private school. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) ¨ Changing Seas Scientists use satellite tags and DNA forensic tools to track tiger sharks. (CC) (TVG) A&E American Hoggers Ronnie’s pursuit of “Hogzilla” annoys the Creek Boys; Jerry’s behavior drives Krystal away. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! Married to Jonas Kevin takes Dani on a tour of N.Y.C.; an announcement. (HD) HIST (10:31) Pawn Stars A ring is believed to have been owned by a Roman Catholic cardinal; John Wayne’s yearbook. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK The Nanny When Fran befriends an attractive male nanny, Mr. Sheffield reveals his possessive side. (CC) (TVPG) OWN Life With La Toya La Toya has specific needs in the search for her dream house. (N) (HD) (TVPG) TBS The Big Bang Theory Leonard realizes he is the only one in his group without a girlfriend. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Ray cannot utter those three little words to his spouse. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

11 p.m. ^ H The Following When followers create a diversion at the town evacuation center, an FBI official is abducted. (CC) (HD PA) (TV14) + (11:29) Saturday Night Live Justin Timberlake hosts and performs. (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Creepy KOFY Movie Time Responding to Bay Area viewers’ requests for a late night hosted horror movie. (TVMA) L Rules of Engagement Audrey tells her friend Liz that she is on the list of women Jeff would sleep with. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Out of Ireland (TVG) ± Psych Shawn and Gus hide a witness at a remote commune. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E (11:01) American Hoggers Krystal and Lea celebrate their freedom and buy a vehicle for their new business. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) CSNBA World Poker Tour: Season 11 DSC MythBusters Jumping out the way of a bullet; hitting the water when jumping from great heights. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! Fashion Police Christina Milian; Penelope Mitchell; Freya Tingley. (HD) (TV14) HIST (11:02) Pawn Stars Heat shield from Apollo 13; 1973 Husqvarna Enduro motorcycle; original artwork from “Spider Man.” (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

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NICK Friends When Joey agrees to be interviewed by Soap Opera Digest, he insists on having his friends with him. (CC) (TV14) OWN Iyanla, Fix My Life Recharged The friendship of popular bloggers ends because of jealousy and backstabbing. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TBS Men at Work Gibbs falls into puppy love; Milo gets caught in a relationship that’s moving too fast. (HD) (TV14) TLC Epic RVs Today’s RV’s are the ultimate in luxury including triple and quad slides. (CC) (HD) (TVG) TRUTV Top 20 Most Shocking A machine under a co-workers desk; a surprise wake-up call. (HD) (TV14) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Ray hopes his eulogy for Uncle Gus will resolve a family feud. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

11:30 p.m. # Saturday Night Live Justin Timberlake hosts and performs. (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ Supersmile for Brighter, Whiter, Healthier Teeth Supersmile can deliver brighter, whiter, healthier teeth in just 6 minutes! By trusted guthyRenker. (TVPG) % (11:35) Two and a Half Men The housekeeper’s sexy teenage granddaughter attracts the guys’ attention. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) * (11:35) Castle Castle and Beckett investigate a crime scene that involves a large pool of blood but no victim. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D Ten O’clock News (CC) (HD) L Rules of Engagement Jeff accidentally clocks Audrey in the face. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ InnerVIEWS With Ernie Manouse Actress Marsha Mason. (CC) (TVG) A&E (11:31) American Hoggers The women search for a mean mother hog; Robert and Jerry take to the shooting range. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) HIST (11:32) Pawn Stars Saddle that may have been used by actor Kevin Costner in “Dances With Wolves.” (CC) (HD) (TVPG) MAX (11:45) Zane’s the Jump Off Dmitri fantasizes about Lauren while he is with Brenda; Woody mixes business with pleasure; Gabriel has suspicions about his wife’s best friend. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) NICK (11:33) Friends Rachel accepts her mother’s offer to move in to help with the child. (CC) (TV14) TBS Who Gets the Last Laugh? D.L. Hughley at the carwash; Danny Masterson exposes a cheating wife. (HD) TVLND The King of Queens Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be their baby’s godparents. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)


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Be.- Made FOOD Sonic Duo Total Gym Rachael Ray’s Spider-Man 3 (10:04) (PG-13) ›› (HD) FX Yng- Skin Total Gym Spider-Man 2 (PG-13, ‘04) ››› (Tobey Maguire) (HD) HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Loving Leah ›› Smile Modern Marvels (TVG) Vikings (CC) (TV14) Vikings (CC) (TV14) Vikings (CC) (TV14) Vikings “Trial” (TV14) HIST Knife WEN Hair House Hunters Reno House Hunters Reno House Hunters Reno House Hunters Reno Property Brothers HGTV Top Sonic Duo In Touch Get Sub D Jeremiah J. Osteen Skincare The Client List (TV14) Hit and Run ›› (CC) LIFE Mom Weekends With Alex Witt (N) (HD) Meet the Press (CC) MSNBC Up w/Steve Kornacki Melissa Harris-Perry (N) (HD) Ke$ha Awkward. Girl Code Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TV14) MTV Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (HD) (TVPG) Monsters NICK Rugrats Rugrats Parents Parents Rangers Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Turtles OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Super Soul Sunday Super Soul Sunday Snapped: Killer Snapped: Killer Find Me My Man Best Ink (CC) (TVPG) OXY Vivica Fox Kitchen Hour of Power Chainsaw Sonic Duo Sonic Duo Sexy Abs Insanity! Xtreme Horse. Trucks! MuscleCar Repo Rescue SPIKE Abs Defrosting Cook Safe Total Defiance Eight Legged Freaks, ‘02 ›› SYFY Cook Safe Paid Prog. Defrosting Keurig Men-Work MLB Baseball: Blue Jays at Yankees TBS Married Married Home Imp. Friends Friends Friends Laugh Green Fire (NR, ‘54) ›› (Grace Kelly) (CC) The Tender Trap (NR) TCM Love Crazy (5) ››› 13 Rue Madeleine (NR, ‘46) ››› Sexiest Four Weddings (CC) Four Weddings (CC) Four Weddings (CC) TLC Hair Loss SknSecret Dr. Fred Price TNT Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TVPG) Law & Order (TV14) Invincible (PG) ›› NinjaGo Lantern Teen Tom-Jerry Tom-Jerry TOON Looney Looney Dragons Johnny T Beyblade Pokémon Ben 10 Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Bizarre Foods Bizarre Foods No Reservation TRAV Off Limits (TVPG) Insanity! Bait Car Bait Car Vegas Vegas TRUTV Sexy Abs Walk Fit HOPE Fit Paid Prog. WEN Hair Sexiest Cosby The Cosby Show Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby Roseanne Roseanne (11:12) TVLAND Cosby Cook Safe Jeremiah P. Chris J. Osteen Psych (CC) (TVPG) Psych (HD) (TVPG) Pirates-Dead USA Defrosting Deep Jump Start (TVPG) Top 20 Count. Top 20 Count. The Women of SNL (CC) (HD) (TV14) VH-1 Jump Start (TVPG) Kitchen The Alamo (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (Dennis Quaid) Videos White Sox MLB Baseball WGN-A Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Deep Mickey Doc McSt. Pirates Sofia Monsters, Inc. ››› (HD) Dog Dog Austin DISN Octonauts Mickey XXX: State of the Union (8:10) ›› Thorn Birds: Missing Years Thorn Bird ENC Holes (6:05) (PG, ‘03) ››› (CC) Shrek 2 ››› (HD) Boxing (8:45) Sergio Martinez vs. Martin Murray. (CC) Children HBO Johnny English The Ring Two (7:20) (NR) ›› (HD) The Watch (R) › (HD) Mr. & Mrs. Smith ›› MAX Purple Violets (5:30) (NR) ›› Boxing SHOW Red (5) (PG-13) ›› The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1, ‘11 Boxing Danny Garcia vs. Zab Judah. (HD) (TVPG) Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (10:35) STARZ Spy Kids The Pirates! Band of Misfits (PG) The Amazing Spider-Man (8:15) (PG-13) ››› Autumn in New York (8:40) (HD) Dawn Rider (10:25) (R, ‘12) (CC) TMC All Good Things (5:15) A Better Life, ‘11 (HD) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News

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(N) 1st Look Equestrian Red Bull Series House Derm On Money Matthews News NBC News + Giants House Cooktop Facelift? Jdg Judy News CBS News ` PGA Tour Golf Zurich Classic of New Orleans, Final Round. (N) (CC) Para Volver a Amar Fábrica de Risas Camino a Premios TV y Novelas 2013 (N) . República Deportiva Al Punto (N) Paid Prog. Pain Paid Prog. Total Gym Edgemont Edgemont Traveler Paid Prog. Jim Scrubs 4 Sonic Duo TRIA Paid Prog. Bikini Hair Paid Prog. Paid Prog. SkinSecret Paid Prog. Horse Rc Taiwan : Nima TV (TVPG) The Visitor (PG-13) ››› (Richard Jenkins) Insider Movies ? Real Life Wild Am. The Secret (R, ‘07) (David Duchovny) @ Journal In Focus Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Journal In Focus Mormon Tomorrow Journal Euromaxx Green Home. Game ’70s Show Burn Notice (TV14) Report Friends Friends Big Bang D Paid Prog. TRIA Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (PG-13) ›› 30 Rock 30 Rock Seinfeld News H Quest for Camelot (G, ‘98) ›› Chuper El Señor de los Cielos (NR, ‘97) A Que No Puedes VIP El Hijo del Tahúr (NR) J Fabrica de Fabrica de Chuper Comedy.TV (TVPG) Judge B. Judge B. Chris King L Top Chef Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Juice and Lose! Fútbol Mexicano Primera División Deportivo Operación P Premios Billboard de la Música Latina (HD) Venga el Domingo Vida Es una Canción Fin de Semana Historias Engarzadas La Historia R Venga el Domingo Quest Unleash the Power of the Female Brain Happiness Advantage Great Performances V Saving the Bay (8) Desert Journeys Spain Changing Changing Ireland Quilt Garden Piano Guy Opinion ¨ California’s Gold Monk (CC) (TVPG) Monk (CC) (TVPG) Monk (CC) (TVPG) Monk (CC) (TVPG) ± Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Monk (CC) (TVPG) Ministry Christ... Derma Passion! Paid Prog. Dr. Ho Like You Paid Prog. Ministry Humanitarian ¥ Christn Worshp Bates Motel (TV14) Shipping Shipping Shipping Shipping Hoggers Hoggers Hoggers Hoggers A&E Bates Motel (TV14) Swordfish (R) ›› (John Travolta) (HD) The Italian Job, ‘03 (HD) AMC Sentinel Once Upon a Time in Mexico (12:31) (HD) Tanked (TVPG) River Monsters (CC) ANIM River Monsters (CC) River Monsters (CC) Ice Cold Gold (TVPG) Tanked (TVPG) Norbit › BET All About the Benjamins (11) (R) Friday After Next (R, ‘02) › (Ice Cube) (CC) Beauty Shop (PG-13) ›› (Queen Latifah) Tardy Tardy Housewives/Atl. BRAVO Married to Medicine Married to Medicine Married to Medicine Housewives/OC Reba Reba Reba Reba Reba Reba Cops Rel. Cops Rel. CMT Hot 20 Countdown (11:30) (CC) (TVPG) Insanity! Paid Prog. WEN Hair Orbison Cash Insanity! Princess On Money 60 Minutes on CNBC CNBC Insanity! Deep CNN CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Anthony Bourd. Waiting... (2:15) (R, ‘05) ›› (CC) (HD) Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (4:15) ››› (HD) COM Coneheads (12:15) (PG) ›› (Dan Aykroyd) Pregame MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at San Diego Padres. (N) Postgame SportsNet G-Mag Flugtag CSNBA G-Mag News Washington This Week Q&A CSPN Washington This Week (11) DSC MythBusters (TVPG) MythBusters (TVPG) MythBusters (TVG) Sons of Guns (TV14) Sons of Guns (TV14) Backyard Backyard Ryan Jonas Kourtney-Kim Kourtney-Kim E! Fashion Police (TV14) Stick It (PG-13) ›› (Jeff Bridges) (HD) SportsCenter (N) Baseball Tonight (N) MLB Baseball ESPN College Baseball South Carolina at LSU. (N) (HD) (Live) Fútbol Mexicano Primera División SportsCenter Special (N) (HD) ESPN2 NHRA Drag Racing Yogi Bear (PG, ‘10) › (HD) Cinderella (G) ›››› (HD) Peter Pan (4:45) Premiere. (HD) FAM Legend of the Guardians FOX News America’s News Headquarters (N) (HD) Fox News Sunday FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) (HD) FNC Jour. Restaurant: Im. Giving You the Busi Restaurant Stakeout My. Diners My. Diners Diners Diners FOOD Anne Burrell FX Spider-Man 3 (10:04) Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer ›› The Incredible Hulk (3:12) (PG-13) ››› (Edward Norton) (HD) The Magic of Ordinary Days (HD) (TVPG) Remember Sunday HALL Loving Leah (11) ›› Elevator Girl ›› (CC) (HD) (TVPG) Pawn Pawn Pawn HIST Vikings “Raid” (TV14) Vikings (CC) (TV14) Vikings (CC) (TV14) Vikings (CC) (TV14) Pawn Property Brothers Property Brothers Property Brothers Property Brothers HGTV Love It or List It (TVG) Property Brothers The Surrogate (NR, ‘13) (CC) (HD) (TV14) A Sister’s Revenge LIFE Hit and Run (11) ›› Sleeping With the Enemy (R) ›› (HD) Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Extreme Caught on Camera: 100th MSNBC MSNBC Live (N) MTV Teen Mom 2 (TV14) Teen Mom 2 (TV14) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TV14) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) NICK Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Parents Parents Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge. Master Class Master Class Oprah’s Next Chapter OWN Super Soul Sunday Super Soul Sunday Master Class Snapped (TVPG) Snapped (TVPG) Snapped (TVPG) Snapped (TVPG) OXY Best Ink (CC) (TVPG) Snapped (CC) Bar Rescue (2:41) (TVPG) Bar Rescue (3:48) Bar Rescue (4:54) SPIKE Rescue Bar Rescue (12:29) Bar Rescue (1:35) The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (PG-13, ‘02) ››› SYFY 8 Legged Interview With the Vampire (R, ‘94) ››› (Tom Cruise) Friends Life as We Know It (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (CC) (HD) Evan Almighty (PG, ‘07) ›› (HD) TBS MLB Baseball The Ambassador’s Daughter (3:15) (NR) ›› They Live by Night TCM The Tender Trap (11) Can-Can (NR, ‘60) ›› (Frank Sinatra) TLC Four Weddings (CC) Obsession Obsession Obsession Obsession Obsession Obsession Obsession Obsession Obsession Obsession The Replacements (PG-13) ›› (Keanu Reeves) (HD) Tip-Off NBA Basketball: Spurs at Lakers TNT Invincible (11) ›› Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-Doo Regular Regular Incredible Adventure Adventure Bully TOON Scooby Doo and the Monster Deep Fried 3 Fried Chicken Para Steak Paradise Hamburger Paradise Trip Flip Waterprks TRAV No Reservation Repo Repo Repo Tow Tow Tow Tow Pawn Pawn TRUTV Over Limit Over Limit Repo TVLAND Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Gold Girls Gold Girls G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra › USA Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest Bad Boys (R, ‘95) ››› (Martin Lawrence) (CC) (HD) T.I.-Tiny T.I.-Tiny T.I.-Tiny T.I.-Tiny Love, Hip Hop VH-1 Saturday Night Live Saturday Night Live Off Pitch Best 30 Rock Funny Home Videos Bloopers! Bloopers! How I Met How I Met How I Met WGN-A MLB Baseball: Rays at White Sox Jessie Jessie Shake It Shake It Shake It Good Luck Charlie Good Good Good Good DISN Jessie North (PG) ›› (Elijah Wood) The Benchwarmers › Waterworld (PG-13, ‘95) ›› (CC) ENC Thorn Birds Real Time/Bill Maher Ice Age: Continental Drift ›› Mary and Martha (HD) Alien vs. Predator, ‘04 HBO Children Safe Brigham The Whole Nine Yards (R) ›› Dream House (4:40) (PG-13) › MAX Mr. & Mrs. Smith ›› Chronicle (1:15) (HD) All Access Jim Rome, Sho Mayweather (TV14) The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1, ‘11 Man on a Ledge ›› SHOW Boxing Total Recall (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (CC) My Boss’s Daughter › Elf (PG, ‘03) ››› Amazing STARZ Kill Bill The Company Men (R) ››› Casino Jack (4:15) (R) ›› (HD) TMC War Horse (PG-13, ‘11) ››› (CC) (HD) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News

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7 p.m. ^ H The Simpsons Bart and Milhouse explore the perks of adulthood following a shaving experiment. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) # + The Voice Reba, Sia Furler and Adam Blackstone help the coaches choose which vocalists should advance. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Cold Case Files Saliva helps to seal a killer’s doom 37 years later; a DNA sample solves a 24-year-old crime. (CC) (TVPG) % 60 Minutes (N) (CC) (HD) _ * America’s Funniest Home Videos A soldier surprises his girlfriend; a Marine with an unusual way of cutting cake at his wedding. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Shelter Me: Let’s Go Home Firefighters use shelter dogs for search and rescue; shelter dogs volunteer at a hospital. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ` The Amazing Race A double U-turn in Scotland puts two teams at risk. (N) (CC) (HD) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L CSI: Miami Horatio witnesses a prison break involving an inmate he put away months earlier. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V 60s Pop, Rock & Soul (My Music) Artists and groups from the 1960s perform. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ± Monk Natalie suspects foul play in neighbors’ deaths. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Duck Dynasty Phil helps the employees get back to nature during a company retreat. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) DSC Deadliest Catch Keith and Junior form a secret alliance; the Northwestern crew faces a surprise challenge. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars A mysterious rifle is brought into the shop; a signed print by Leroy Neiman; sports pin collection. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Welcome to Myrtle Manor A troublemaker wreaks havoc at the park’s ”Chicken Bog” cook-off; Jared and Chelsea grow closer. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Merchants start poaching customers on Les’ property. (HD) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The detectives investigate the sexual assault of the head of a private military-contract company. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

7:30 p.m. ^ H The Cleveland Show Cleveland and his friends enjoy spending time at the lush Stoolbend cemetery. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Retro Night ¨ California’s Gold Columbian mammoths at the George C. Page Museum in Los Angeles and the Sonoma Coast State Beach. (CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie lands the biggest order in the compa-

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ny’s history; Phil wants to blow up a beaver dam. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) HIST Pawn Stars A Japanese machine gun camera; sketches drawn by Stan Lee; a $1,000 Federal Reserve note from 1918. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn The Golds plot to catch a culprit when jewelry is found scattered on the floor. (HD) (Part 1 of 2) TVLND The Golden Girls Dorothy dates a Beatles impersonator; Blanche doubts her sex appeal. (CC) (TVPG)

8 p.m. ^ H The Simpsons When a new pastor asks Homer to be a church deacon, Homer gets a little too fervent about it. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % The Amazing Race A double U-turn in Scotland puts two teams at risk. (N) (CC) (HD) _ * Once Upon a Time Hook helps Regina with a plan to transport her and Henry back to Fairytale land. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Call the Midwife The whole community prepares for the annual summer fete. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ` The Good Wife (Season Finale) Zach thinks he has witnessed vote tampering; an unexpected source offers to assistance to Cary. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Dance Party All-New Bay Area show with local dancers, ’80’s music. ? Burn Notice Michael must bring back an old alias to save Nate. (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Law & Order Detectives Briscoe and Curtis have little time to piece together a mystery. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L Bones A decaying corpse is found hanging from a tree. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Movie “Play Again” (2010, NR) (1:00) ± Monk A radio shock-jock is a suspect in the death of his wife. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie and Jase take their wives deer hunting; Si finds treasure as he digs through Miss Kay’s junk. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET The Sheards Kierra wants her own place; the bishop tries pushing J. Drew away from music. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO The Real Housewives of Atlanta Never-before-seen footage, including Phaedra’s pet funerals. (N) (HD) (TV14) DSC Naked Castaway Adventurer Ed Stafford struggles to survive for 60 days on a remote Fijian Island. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 3) (TV14) HIST Ax Men Shelby goes on a treasure-hunting mission and ends up in a race against Belinda. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

NICK See Dad Run David and Marcus are forced to go shopping for prom dresses. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Oprah’s Lifeclass Women do terrible things to each other; the intention behind gossip; shifting behavior to create more positive interactions. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons Riario discusses his defeat with the pope and a mysterious prisoner; Leonardo searches for an explanation when the Medicis are blamed for an outbreak of demonic possession at a convent. (CC) TLC My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding A family plans a christening with Gypsy flare; a gay Gypsy couple gets married. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn The Golds set up a sting to try to catch a thief. (HD) (Part 2 of 2) TVLND The Golden Girls Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on ”Jeopardy!” but the game is fixed in favor of neighbor Charlie Dietz. (CC) (TVPG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit An aspiring actress is found unconscious, with drugs in her system and evidence of sexual assault. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

8:30 p.m. ^ H Bob’s Burgers When Louise and Tina go to a Boyz 4 Now concert, Louise develops a crush on one of the singers. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Duck Dynasty Si claims to have spotted the infamous “black panther,” but the guys don’t believe him. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Wendell & Vinnie Vinnie becomes the legal guardian of his 12-year-old nephew and the two try to adjust. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SHOW Nurse Jackie Kevin demands full custody; a bus crash patient returns after contracting sepsis; Coop threatens to quit. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn The Golds crack down to protect their business; Seth’s security measures go too far. (HD) TVLND The Golden Girls Dorothy is arrested as a slumlord; guest Bill Dana. (CC) (TVPG)

9 p.m. ^ H Family Guy When teddy bear Rupert is recalled, Stewie is determined to get his best friend back. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + All-Star Celebrity Apprentice The teams create videos to demonstrate home systems. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

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$ Entertainment Tonight Prince Michael Jackson. (CC) (HD) % The Good Wife (Season Finale) Zach thinks he has witnessed vote tampering; an unexpected source offers to assistance to Cary. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Revenge Emily, Aiden and Nolan work to uncover the Fa1c0n’s true identity and stop the Initiative. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Masterpiece Classic Mr. Grove faces challenges when he takes over for Harry. (N) (CC) (HD) (Part 5 of 8) (TVPG) ` The Mentalist A mysterious container is stolen from J.J. LaRoche’s home. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? Criminal Minds Searching for a female serial killer who targets executives. (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Movie “The Last King of Scotland” (2006, R) Forest Whitaker. (2:00) L The Closer Squad finds a body while attending the funeral of a former colleague. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V Rick Steves’ Europe Bernini statues; St. Peter’s Basilica at the Vatican. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 3) (TVG) ¨ Brooks: The City of 100 Hellos Immigrants and refugees change and challenge the western city of Brooks, Alta. (CC) (TVG) ± Law & Order: Criminal Intent A pedophile confesses to murdering a beauty queen’s daughter. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie takes the entire family on a Hawaiian vacation to reward them for their hard work. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET The Sheards Kierra wants her own place; the bishop tries pushing J. Drew away from music. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Married to Medicine The fallout from the brawl continues; Quad invites both Mariah and Toya to her puppy soiree. (N) (TV14) COM Amy Schumer: Mostly Sex Stuff The comic’s observations on relationships and sex. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) DSC Naked Castaway Adventurer Ed Stafford attempts to survive on an uninhabited Fijian island for 60 days. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 3) (TV14) HBO Game of Thrones The Hound is judged by the gods; Jaime is judged; Jon proves himself; Robb is betrayed; Tyrion learns the cost of weddings. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST Ax Men Shelby’s crew has an accident; Levi decides to make some major crew changes. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) LIFE Army Wives The group falls short of their fundraising goal for Claudia Joy’s garden. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

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SUNDAY EVENING torious serial killers in New England. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V (10:14) Rick Steves’ Europe Michelangelo’s “David”; Botticelli’s “Birth of Venus”; Ghiberti’s “Gates of Paradise.” (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVG) ± Law & Order: Criminal Intent Ross investigates the death of a hip-hop producer. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie takes Sadie shopping to find an “appropriate” dress for her homecoming dance. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) AMC Mad Men Peggy makes plans for the future; Roger courts a client. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) BET The Game Jason helps Blue at training camp; Malik tries convincing a former teammate to re-sign. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO The Kandi Factory Lizzy needs emotion in her music; Brandon is a Disney parade performer. (N) (TV14) COM Tosh.0 Daniel puts the sex back in sexual harassment; paranoia about staying in hotels. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Naked Castaway Adventurer Ed Stafford attempts to survive on an uninhabited Fijian island for 60 days. (N) (CC) (HD) (Part 3 of 3) (TV14) E! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? While on a trip, Ryan and his mother bond. (N) (HD) (TVPG) HBO Veep Selina clashes with the Secretary of Defense during a joint appearance at a Marine Corps Base; Sue testifies at a Congressional hearing. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST Vikings (Season Finale) Ragnar assembles a small party to travel to Gotaland to resolve a land dispute with Jarl Borg. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) LIFE The Client List Riley and Lacey decide to attend church with Georgia and Harold; Kyle prepares to testify. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) OWN Oprah: Where Are They Now? Heidi Fleiss discusses life today; rapper Bow Wow discusses fatherhood; a tribute to film critic Roger Ebert. (N) (HD) (TV14) SHOW The Borgias The purged Cardinals are stripped of their titles and wealth; King Ferdinand refuses to accept Giovanni; Cesare considers an alliance with the old enemy; Alexander sticks to his plan; Lucrezia is abandoned on her wedding night. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) TLC Welcome to Myrtle Manor Cecil gets serious about selling Myrtle Manor; Jared decides Chelsey is the love of his life. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn An uproar reveals that an employee may be taking bribes. (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Frank submits a column idea to Ray’s editor. (CC) (HD) (TVG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The team must proceed with caution when an underage escort is found dead at

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Rob on Call the Midwife & Independent Lens (N) (TVPG) Castle “Den of Thieves” Private Practice “The ABC7 News 11:00PM ABC World News Now America ABC7 ABC7 News 5:00AM _ (TVPG) Way We Were” (TV14) Repeat (CC) (HD) (N) (CC) (HD) Morning News (N) (CC) (HD) Shelter Me: Let’s Go Call the Midwife Masterpiece Classic The Bletchley Circle Film Image ) Austin City Limits Focused ABC World News Now (2:05) (N) (CC) (HD) Morning News * Castle (12:05) (TVPG) Buddy Today in the Bay (N) + Matthews On Money Access Hollywood (N) Dateline NBC (TVPG) Meet the Press (2:58) Early Tdy Today Storms Health Cooktop Facelift? Derm Up to the Minute (N) CBS News CBS 13 News at 5am ` The Closer (TV14) Como Dice el Dicho EscueVIP EscueVIP Para Volver a Amar Comed. Noticiero . Noticiero Hora Pico Al Punto (HD) Paid Prog. World’s Best Blender! 4 Cheaters (N) (TV14) Jerry Springer (TV14) Great Sex Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Great Sex Money Genesis (TVG) Shepherd’s Chapel : Paid Prog. Best Sex Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Shepherd’s Chapel Job (TVG) Sunny Paid Prog. Joint Help SMART Paid Prog. Better (N) (TVPG) Good Day Good Day 5a ? Judge B. Sunny ’Til Death Van Impe Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Business Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. D News Vivica Fox Cooktop TMZ (N) News FOX 40 News at 5AM H Bloopers Bloopers TMZ (N) (CC) (TVPG) Paid Prog. Health Pagado ·Vivir Más! Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado ·Vivir Más! Pagado Cooktop Pagado Pagado J Sufrir Hollywood Superfood Paid Prog. Vivica Fox Dr. O Derm Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Derm L Leverage (TVPG) Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado P Mexican American, ‘07 (HD) R Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Pagado Steves Steves Rick Steves’ Europe Steves Steves V Moyers & Company 60s Pop, Rock & Soul (My Music) (TVG) Gener Calif. Gold Play Again (NR) Brooks At Home-Russia All Aboard Miller Center Forums ¨ Leading Katie NUMB3RS (TVPG) NUMB3RS (TVPG) Yng- Skin Chainsaw Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. News ± Law Order: CI Master Derma Paid Prog. Life Focus Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. ¥ Paid Prog. Dr. Ho Insanity! Joint Help Mom A&E Duck D. Duck D. Duck Dynasty (1:01) Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Duck D. Mom Mad Men (1:08) (CC) CSI: Miami (2:12) CSI: Miami (3:09) CSI: Miami (4:06) CSI: Miami (5:03) AMC Mad Men (12:04) Ice Cold Gold (TVPG) Orangutan Eden Big Cat Big Cat Meerkat Meerkat ANIM River Monsters (CC) River Monsters BET’s Weekend Inspiration Popoff Inspiration Popoff BET Popoff Married to Medicine Fashion Happens Tabatha Takes Over Sexy Abs Smile Combat! Keurig BRAVO Housewives/Atl. Guntucky Guntucky Guntucky Sexiest CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Ron White: They Call Me Tater Worldwide Exchange (N) Squawk Box (N) (CC) (HD) CNBC American Greed Reliable Sources Early Start With Berman & Sambolin Starting Point (N) (HD) CNN Anthony Bourd. The Jesel The Comedy Central Roast (1:32) Half Hour Work. Sunny Sunny Insanity! Hair Rest. COM Futurama Tosh.0 SportsNet Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Perf. Yard Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. CSNBA SportsNet NBA Basketball: Nuggets at Warriors Q&A Washington Journal CSPN Washington This Week (11) Naked Castaway Deadliest Catch (CC) Great Sex Free Nopalea Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Hair Loss DSC Naked Castaway Jonas Ryan Ryan The Soup Chelsea Insanity! SknSecret TRIA Sexy Abs E! The Soup Chelsea Jonas H-Lite Ex. SportsCenter (CC) (HD) SportsCenter (CC) (HD) ESPN SportCtr NBA Basketball: Heat at Bucks Mike & Mike (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) ESPN2 NBA Basketball: Knicks at Celtics SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) Top Chef Top Insanity! Dirty Prince Life Today FAM J. Osteen K. Shook Luminess Total Gym Sexiest Fox News Sunday FOX and Friends First FOX and Friends (N) (HD) FNC Huckabee (HD) Restaurant: Im. Iron Chef America Cupcake Wars (HD) PROACTIV Hip Hop Top Paid Prog. FOOD Chopped (HD) Paid Prog. More Sex Danc. Hair Rest. NutriBull. Hang Ups CoreBody Miracle FX Iron Man 2 (11:25) (PG-13, ‘10) ›› (HD) Frasier Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Love Lucy Love Lucy HALL Frasier Money Sleep HIST Ax Men (12:01) (TV14) Ax Men (1:01) (TV14) Vikings (2:01) (TV14) Vikings (3:02) (TV14) Quit-Job! Smile House Hunters Hawaii Hawaii Extreme Homes (TVG) Fat Loss Dirty Get Hot! Top HGTV You Live in What? The Client List (2:02) Obsessed (3:03) › PROACTIV Back Fat? Paid Prog. Paid Prog. LIFE Obsessed (11:01) › Army Wives (1:02) MSNBC Sex Slaves: Addiction Meet the Press (CC) First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD) MTV Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TV14) George My Wife My Wife Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Full House NICK Friends Friends Friends See Dad Run (1:45) George Snapped: Killer Find Me My Man Hip Hop Superfood Paid Prog. Miracle Total Gym Danc. OXY Snapped: Killer Ways Die Abs WEN Hair ShopCoins Prostate SPIKE Underworld (9:30) (R) The Punisher (12:50) (R) ›› (Thomas Jane) (HD) Defiance Alien races live on Earth in 2046. Defiance Twi. Zone Twi. Zone SYFY V for Vendetta (11) (R, ‘06) ››› Evan Almighty (PG, ‘07) ›› (HD) Married Married Married Married TBS Yes Man (PG-13) ›› (Jim Carrey) (HD) Playing Eyes in the Night (NR) Kid Glove Killer (4:15), ‘42 ››› LittleMr TCM The Seventh Seal, ‘56 Love and Death (PG, ‘75) ››› Gypsy Wedding Welcome to Myrtle Paid Prog. Kitchen Cook Safe Anderson Paid Prog. Insanity! TLC Welcome to Myrtle Preview Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) Law & Order (TV14) TNT Replacemt Invincible (PG) ›› (Mark Wahlberg) (HD) Metal China, IL Cleveland Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Loiter Metal China, IL Squidbill. King/Hill King/Hill TOON Loiter Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Sexiest Heal Power-Juicing TRUTV Pawn The King of Queens King ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Curb Curb Enthusiasm Curb TVLAND King The Golden Compass (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (CC) (HD) Law Order: CI Law Order: CI USA Bad Boys (11) (R) ››› (HD) Love, Hip Hop Wicked Single (TV14) Wicked Single (TV14) Best Jenny VH-1 Wicked Single (TV14) I’m Married to A... Paid Prog. J. Meyer Prince Creflo D. Paid Prog. Paid WGN-A ’Til Death ’Til Death Hero (PG-13, ‘02) ››› (Jet Li) (CC) Deck Good Motocrossed ››› (CC) Phineas Deck Fish Phineas DISN Wizards Wizards Deck Bad Teacher (1:50) ›› The Divide (R) › (Michael Biehn) La Bamba ENC Waterworld (11:30) (PG-13) ›› Mary and Martha (HD) Real Time/Bill Maher Louis C.K.: Oh Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (4:10) (R) ››› HBO Veep Born on the Fourth of July (R) MAX Co-Ed Confidential 4Play Feature 4: Student Jump Off U-571 (PG-13, ‘00) ›› (CC) (HD) Brake (R, ‘12) › (HD) Source Code (4:35), ‘11 ››› SHOW Nrs Jackie The Borgias (TVMA) Gigolos Tommy Chong Da Vinci’s Demons Straw Dogs (3:05) (R, ‘11) ›› (CC) Total Recall STARZ Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (R, ‘03) ››› (CC) Jolene (3:55) (R, ‘08) (CC) (HD) TMC The Deer Hunter (10:30) ›››› Melancholia (1:35) (R, ‘11) ››› (CC) (HD) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News


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KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) Minute Minute Wendy Williams Show Anderson Live (TVG) KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today Gabby Douglas; Lauren Graham. (N) Live With Kelly Today (N) (CC) Anderson Live (N) KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) Dr. Phil (N) (TV14) Bargains SMART 5 News Early CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD) Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the % KPIX Edition (N) (HD) (CC) (TVPG) (CC) (TVG) Restless (N) (TV14) Martha Curious Cat in the Super Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger Sid & Stretches Wild Kratt Arthur ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD) Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD) ABC7 Be a Mil_ (N) (CC) (HD) Michael (N) (TVPG) (TV14) News lionaire Cat in the Tiger Caillou Curious Cat in the Super Dinosaur Clifford Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY) ) Raggs Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD) News 10 at 9 (N) The View (TV14) News Sac & Co * News News 30 Rock + Today in the Bay (N) Today Gabby Douglas; Lauren Graham. (N) (CC) (HD) Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD) ·Despierta América! (N) (HD) Rosa de Guadalupe . Al Despertar Williams Paid Prog. SMART Paid Prog. Juice and Lose! Steve Wilkos Show Baggage Baggage 4 Paid Prog. Derm Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Blessing : Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China Good Day Good Day Good Day Sac’mento Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy ? Good Day 6a Tomorrow Journal Talking Journal In Focus News Euromaxx Journal Arts.21 @ Journal PopXport- Euro Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Funny Home Videos Trisha Goddard The Dr. Oz Show The Dr. Oz Show (N) D Back Fat? Derma H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show The Ricki Lake Show Pagado Película Chuper Chuper J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Pagado Safari Life Today In Style The Ricki Lake Show Judge Judge Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court L Copeland Prince Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG) Acceso Al Fondo Hay Sitio (N) P Dame Chocolate Defenso. Pagado Pagado Defenso. Cambio de Vida R Botánica Pagado Pagado Pagado S’pr Libro Cyber Sesame Street (TVY) WordWrld Tiger Caillou Sid Curious George Cliff Pup Clifford V Zoboom Raggs Home Garden Yoga Body Elec. Sit/Be Fit C. Stretch Knitting Beads Sewing ¨ Morning Cup O Jazz Liv’g Int. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Derm Ex Undercover Brother ± Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bible Wommack J. Meyer Prince Life Today Begin The 700 Club (N) Health Paid Prog. Paid Prog. ¥ Derma Dog Bio Channel Preview Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TVPG) A&E Paid Prog. Insanity! Dog Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Stooges Stooges Groundhog Day (PG, ‘93) ››› (HD) AMC Williams More Sex Paid Prog. Deep Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Houston Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Bulls and Parolees ANIM Jessica the Hippo Moesha Moesha Parkers Parkers Matters Matters All Things Fall Apart BET BET Inspiration (TVG) BRAVO Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT CMT Music (TVPG) Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N) Street Signs (N) (CC) CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD) CNN Newsroom (N) Around the World (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD) Paid Prog. Daily Colbert Sunny South Pk Comedy Futurama COM Combat! Hair Rest. Insanity! Sexiest CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Sexy Abs Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Magic B. Magic B. 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Smarter Smarter Spider-Man 3 (PG-13, ‘07) ›› (Tobey Maguire) (HD) HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) HIST Cinco de Mayo (TVG) The Real West (TVG) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Block First Place Candice Candice Candice Candice Candice Candice Candice Candice Candice HGTV Top Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Will/Grace Will/Grace LIFE Paid Prog. Drop Lbs! Balancing Balancing Chris Alex Wagner Andrea Mitchell News Nation (N) MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) MSNBC Live (N) Teen Mom 2 (HD) (TV14) Ke$ha Girl Code Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) MTV Teen Mom 2 “Falling” (TV14) Dora... Bubble Bubble NICK Full House Full House Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Max, Ruby Umizoomi Umizoomi Dora... Rachael Ray (TVG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) OWN Nate Berkus A Time to Kill (R, ‘96) ››› (Sandra Bullock, Samuel L. Jackson) Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law CI OXY Girls Sexiest Paid Prog. CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) CSI: NY (10:11) (CC) (TV14) Universal SPIKE Hang Ups TapouT Clean The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (PG-13, ‘02) ››› SYFY Paid Prog. More Sex Defrosting Williams Defiance “Pilot” Earl Prince Prince Payne Browns Prince Prince Rules Rules TBS Married Married Earl The Snake Pit (NR, ‘48) ›››› (CC) High Soc. TCM Little Mister Jim (5:30) Behold a Pale Horse (7:15) (NR) ››› (Gregory Peck) Multiples Baby Baby Baby Baby Pregnant Pregnant Four Weddings (CC) TLC 19 Kids 19 Kids Baby’s Charmed (CC) (TV14) Charmed (CC) (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) TNT Smallville (TVPG) Beyblade Pokemon NinjaGo NinjaGo Johnny T Tom-Jerry Tom & Jerry (TVG) Looney TOON Looney Hero: 108 Ben 10 Cook’s The Layover Monster Carnivore Sausage Paradise Pork Paradise (TVG) No Reservation TRAV Cook’s Police Video TRUTV Cook Safe Sonic Duo Paid Prog. Sexy Abs Paid Prog. Insanity! In Session (HD) TVLAND Hair Rest. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Williams M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (PG-13) ›› (HD) NCIS “Driven” (TVPG) USA Repo Men (R, ‘10) › (Jude Law) (CC) (HD) Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Morning Buzz Off Pitch Married VH-1 Jump Start (TVPG) WGN-A Matlock (CC) (TVG) Matlock (CC) (TVPG) In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger Chugging Mickey Pirates Mickey Mickey Doc McSt. Pirates Mickey Octonauts DISN Gaspard & Octonauts Little She’s Having a Baby (7:20) ›› Hanging Up (9:10) (PG-13, ‘00) ›› Bourne Suprm. ENC La Bamba (5:30) ››› Benny & Joon (6:20) (PG) ››› Mantle (CC) (TVPG) The Art of Getting By (PG-13) › Johnny English Reborn (PG) ›› HBO Tinker Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (R, ‘98) › End of Days (9:15) (R, ‘99) › (CC) (HD) Transit (R) MAX Born-4th July Knucklehead (7:45) ››› (HD) Bio-Dome, ‘96 › (HD) The Ninth Gate ›› SHOW Last Night (6:10) (HD) Hope Springs ››› The Vow (8:45) (PG-13, ‘12) ›› Elf (PG, ‘03) ››› STARZ Total Recall (5) ›› Peace, Love & Misunderstanding Liberal Arts (8:55) ›› The Woman in Black (10:35), ‘12 TMC Peter and Vandy (HD) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News

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News Missing Trisha Goddard Maury (N) (TV14) Anderson Live (N) The Dr. Oz Show (N) News at 5pm (N) News Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TVPG) The Dr. Oz Show (N) News NBC News Williams Smarter? Paid Prog. 30 Rock Insider Inside Ed. The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News 5 Bold/Beau The Talk (N) (CC) (HD) Rachael Ray (N) (CC) The People’s Court Judge Judge KPIX 5 CBS % KPIX News tiful (TV14) (HD) (TVG) (N) (CC) (TVPG) Judy (N) Judy News Evening Caillou Clifford Sara’s Travel As Time... Keep Up Gener Newsline News Business & WordWrld Barney The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD) ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7 World _ (TVPG) (CC) (TVPG) lionaire (TVG) (TVPG) (N) (CC) (HD) News News Check Kitchen Pepin News PBS NewsHour (N) News Tiger Cat in the Wild Kratt ) Charlie Rose (CC) General Hospital (N) Jeopardy! Millionaire The Jeff Probst Show Ellen DeGeneres News ABC News * The Chew (TVPG) News NBC News + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres Bold The Talk (N) (TV14) The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p News CBS News ` News Cuidado con el Ángel Soy Tu Dueña (N) El Gordo y la Flaca Primer Impacto (N) . Hoy (HD) Jerry Springer (N) Scrubs There 4 Perry Mason (TVPG) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Jeremy Kyle News Love from the Valley Path Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Derm Music Beat Horse Rc Saigon : Talk Judge Judge Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court Steve Harvey (TVPG) ? Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham Arts Arts Journal In Focus Journal Talking Journal Kick Off! Arts Arts @ Journal Talking Dish Nat. Cops Cops Maury (CC) (TV14) Maury (N) (TV14) ’70s Show ’70s Show D Wendy Williams Show Minute Cops Judge Mathis (N) Divorce Divorce Steve Wilkos Show Fam. Guy Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News H Cops Película Lagrimita y Costel Estrellas Hoy Al Día Noticiero J Don Cheto Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham FamFeud FamFeud Rules King L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N) Decisiones Juveniles 12 Corazones (TV14) Lo Mejor Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste P Historias de Cosas de la Vida Ventaneando América Milagro de los Santos Noticiero Azteca R Historias Engarzadas Los Rey Caillou Tiger Thomas Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur Martha Electric V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney Brooks At Home-Russia All Aboard Paint Hands On Biz Kid$ Piano Guy Hey Kids ¨ Calif. Gold Play Again (NR) ± Undercover Brother Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Criminal Minds (CC) Criminal Minds (TV14) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Hagee J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Significant Insights ¥ Better-Worse Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TVPG) A&E CSI: Miami (TV14) Runaway Jury (PG-13, ‘03) ››› (John Cusack) (CC) (HD) AMC Groundhg Hoosiers (PG, ‘86) ››› (Gene Hackman) (HD) Tanked (CC) (TVPG) Wildman Wildman Wildman Wildman Ghostland, TN Wildman Wildman ANIM Pit Boss XL (TV14) BET All Things Fall Apart (11) (R, ‘11) Parkers Parkers Matters Matters Video Girl (R, ‘10) ›› (Meagan Good) (CC) (HD) Housewives/Atl. Top 10 Weddings Married to Medicine Married to Medicine Housewives/OC BRAVO Housewives/Atl. Guntucky Guntucky Reba Reba CMT Kitchen Nightmares Kitchen Nightmares Kitchen Nightmares Dog and Beth Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report CNBC Reports CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) Closing Bell The Situation Room (N) (HD) Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360 CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper Futurama Futurama Sunny COM Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Clueless (2:20) (PG-13, ‘95) ››› (HD) Focused Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Red Bull King of the MLS Soccer Chicago Fire at Montreal Impact. Chronicle Live (N) CSNBA Get Fit Public Affairs Politics & Public Pol CSPN Public Affairs (9) MythBusters (TVPG) Dual Survival (TV14) Fast N’ Loud (TV14) Fast N’ Loud (TV14) Texas Car Wars (CC) DSC Almost, Away Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Ryan Ryan The 40-Year-Old Virgin (R) ››› (HD) E! E! News (HD) Around Pardon SportsCenter (N) MLB Baseball: Nationals at Braves ESPN Outside Football NFL Live (N) (CC) NFL32 (N) (CC) Around Pardon NFL Live (N) (CC) SportsCenter Special ESPN2 First Take Le Batard SportsNation (N) Reba Reba Reba ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show FAM Full House Full House Full House Full House Reba The Five (N) (HD) Special Report FOX Report The O’Reilly Factor FNC Studio/Shepard Smith Neil Cavuto Contessa Sandra’s Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Giada Giada Contessa Contessa Paula Pioneer FOOD Paula The Incredible Hulk (PG-13, ‘08) ›››, Liv Tyler (HD) Hellboy II: The Golden Army (PG-13, ‘08) ››› (HD) FX Fantastic Four Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Brady Brady HALL Marie (N) (CC) (TVG) Marie (CC) (TVG) HIST Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (TVG) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl Hunt Intl LIFE Will/Grace Will/Grace How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Movie Martin Bashir (N) Hardball Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball Matthews All In With Chris MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD) Teen Mom 2 (1:20) Teen Mom 2 (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (3:40) (TVPG) Teen Mom 2 (4:50) MTV Teen Mom 2 (12:10) (TVPG) Max, Ruby Dora... Dora... Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Monsters Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge. NICK Peter OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Double Life (TVPG) Double Life (TVPG) Double Life (TVPG) Double Life (TVPG) Law Order: CI Law Order: CI A Time to Kill (R, ‘96) ››› (Sandra Bullock, Samuel L. Jackson) Enough OXY Law CI Underworld (4:45) (R) (HD) SPIKE Universal Soldier: Regeneration (11:45) (R) The Punisher (R, ‘04) ›› (Thomas Jane) (HD) V for Vendetta (R, ‘06) ››› (Natalie Portman, Hugo Weaving) Resident Evil: Afterlife (R) › (Milla Jovovich) SYFY Lord of the Rings Raymond Amer. Dad Amer. 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to stop a murder-for-hire plot. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TBS Seinfeld Jerry’s girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) wears the same dress; Elaine loses a bike to Kramer. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A women has a reminder of a failed career; someone got a tattoo they never asked for. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn An angry customer threatens Les; Ashley and Seth place a wager on a stripper pole sale. (HD) TVLND The Golden Girls Dorothy dreams she is a contestant on ”Jeopardy!” but the game is fixed in favor of neighbor Charlie Dietz. (CC) (TVPG) USA NCIS Abby becomes fixated on solving a murder. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

7:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Sheldon searches for an alternative to human companionship. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) (HD) % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Imagemakers (CC) (HD) (TVG) * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) + Access Hollywood The casts of “The Great Gatsby” and “Iron Man 3”; the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` Rules of Engagement Jeff’s plan to prove that Heidi, a college friend, never had feelings for him goes awry. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ? Family Feud (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men Charlie wants Alan to move in with Lindsey. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. (CC) (TV14) ¨ California’s Gold The logging town of Scotia played a vital role in modern forestry development. (CC) (TVG) COM (7:57) Key & Peele Sketches include a first-hand look at President Barack Obama during his college years. (CC) (HD) (TV14) FX Two and a Half Men Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan’s girlfriend move in. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HALL The Brady Bunch The boys meet former astronaut James McDivitt. (CC) (TVG) NICK Drake & Josh Drake wins concert tickets and a guitar autographed by his idol. (CC) (TVY7) TBS Seinfeld George is suspected of injuring Bette Midler in a softball game. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A comic’s tattoo is a joke; a tat-

too done by a man on acid. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn The Golds clash over the need to arm everyone in the store; Ashley and Seth compete over a pawn. (HD) TVLND The Golden Girls Dorothy is arrested as a slumlord; guest Bill Dana. (CC) (TVPG)

8 p.m. ^ H Bones (Season Finale) An investigation reveals a string of murders tied to FBI agents; Brennan evaluates her relationship. (N) (CC) (HD PA) (TV14) # + The Voice Contestants perform in hope of making it to the next round. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % How I Met Your Mother Planning a legendary bachelor party for Barney. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Dancing With the Stars (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Antiques Roadshow TWA travel posters; signed photograph of Mount Rushmore. (N) (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 3) (TVG) ` 2 Broke Girls When Caroline and Max work as extras on a popular TV show, Caroline lands a more substantial role. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Detectives probe the disappearance of a promising high-school basketball player. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L Oh Sit! Havana Brown performs as contestants tackle obstacles. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D Friends Rachel plans a party for Emily but has other plans for Joshua; the expectant Phoebe craves meat. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V Poirot Hercule Poirot investigates a suspicious Guy Fawkes Day suicide. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ One Step Beyond A healthy man suddenly becomes inexplicably ill. (CC) ± Criminal Minds A serial killer may be threatening Garcia’s life. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Bates Motel Norma receives some much-needed help, while Norman desperately awaits his mother’s return home. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO The Real Housewives of Orange County Tamra’s explosion at the party has widespread effects, leaving Vicki torn between Tamra and Alexis. (N) (CC) (TV14) COM (8:28) Futurama Fry becomes disheartened when Leela gets involved with the mayor’s aide. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) DSC Overhaulin’ A retired veteran wants to restore his 1970 El Camino. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) FAM The Secret Life of the American Teenager Actress Danica McKellar helps Ethan understand algebra; Ben advis-

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es Amy to break up with Ricky. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) HALL Frasier Fighting constantly, Frasier and Niles consult a family therapist. (CC) (TVPG) HBO Real Time With Bill Maher Host Bill Maher offers his unique perspective on contemporary issues. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST American Pickers A vintage steam car leads the guys to an auto shop; a rustic Western town filled with stuff. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Full House D.J. gets her learner’s permit and wants to start driving, but Danny has other ideas. (CC) (TVG) OWN Dateline on OWN A person falls off a cliff in a dangerous location. (CC) (HD) (TV14) STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons Leonardo continues his quest for the Book of Leaves; the pope’s nephew arrives; the failure of Leonardo’s war designs causes a rift with the Medicis; the pope learns of Leonardo’s talents. (CC) SYFY Defiance Amanda faces off with Datak; Nolan tries to apprehend Ben. TBS Family Guy Lois is forced to defend her reputation after the new local news anchor does a story on her. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos The result of a bet; a skating tattoo; a disfigured Merman tattoo. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn An alligator shows up at the shop; a man brings in a bullet proof vest. (HD) TVLND The Golden Girls Blanche throws a men-only party; Sophia fears a curse. (CC) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG) USA WWE Monday Night RAW John Cena & Ryback forced to team up vs. The Shield. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD)

8:30 p.m. % Rules of Engagement Jeff’s plan to prove that Heidi, a college friend, never had feelings for him goes awry. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` Mike & Molly Molly decides that she and Mike should pursue new hobbies before they become parents. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Friends The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker. (CC) (ESP HD Part 1 of 2) (TV14) ¨ One Step Beyond A vanished pilot reappears without his airplane. (CC) COM (8:58) Futurama Leela is upset when her mother starts dating Zapp Brannigan. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! The Soup Guest John Oliver. (TV14) HALL Frasier Hated aunt’s last request involves the Crane brothers. (CC) (TVPG) NICK Full House Rebecca and Jesse clash over how to raise the twins. (CC) (TVG) TBS Family Guy Death gives Peter a glimpse of what life

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TVTIMES would be like without alcohol. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A woman whose ex gave her an X-rated tattoo. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Tensions boil over over when a customer flips out over a mix up with his gold chain; Ashley loses it when a customer tries to pawn a cursed relic. (HD) TVLND The Golden Girls Sophia must complete three tasks to break a witch’s curse. (CC) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG)

9 p.m. ^ H The Following (Season Finale) Ryan tries to stop Joe Carroll from achieving his goal. (N) (CC) (HD PA) (TV14) $ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A bitter separation pits a husband and wife against each other. (CC) (HD) (TV14) % 2 Broke Girls When Caroline and Max work as extras on a popular TV show, Caroline lands a more substantial role. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ) Antiques Roadshow “Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus” letter from 1897. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ` Hawaii Five-0 Steve and the team allow a talk-show host and her crew to follow them for a day. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L 90210 Jordan is forced to end things with Naomi; Liam is upset that Annie included him in her book. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D The Big Bang Theory Sheldon searches for an alternative to human companionship. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries Phryne’s new motor car; a elderly woman’s body. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Inspector Morse Morse and Lewis investigate the death of an Englishwoman. (CC) (Part 1 of 2) (TVG) ± Criminal Minds A famous comic-book artist (Frankie Muniz) helps to search for a serial killer in Los Angeles. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Bates Motel Dylan asks Norman to move in with him; Norma gives Emma a warning. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM (9:29) South Park The citizens of South Park seek Cartman’s help to battle hippies. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) DSC Overhaulin’ A man’s dedication to family and community prevent him from restoring his dream car. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Ryan introduces his family, life and “Lochterage” to us. (HD) (TVPG) HALL Frasier Kate encourages Bulldog’s on-air bullying of Frasier, so the doctor and Roz retaliate. (CC) (TVPG) HIST American Pickers Dick’s North Carolina warehouse; Frank gets a deal on a rare children’s ride; brass-era car parts. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Full House Clean-freak Danny changes his ways after a family revolt. (CC) (TVG)

MONDAY EVENING OWN Dateline on OWN A suspenseful plot is revealed. (CC) (HD) (TV14) STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons Riario discusses his defeat with the pope and a mysterious prisoner; Leonardo searches for an explanation when the Medicis are blamed for an outbreak of demonic possession at a convent. (CC) SYFY Defiance A murderer unleashes insects on the town. (N) TBS Family Guy Chris’ search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A lost bet results in a tattoo; a groom has a chest piece that must go before the wedding. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn An employee becomes violent; Ashley deals with dirty panties. (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Ray loses all his money at poker to his father. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

9:30 p.m. % Mike & Molly Molly decides that she and Mike should pursue new hobbies before they become parents. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D The Big Bang Theory Penny tries to mediate when Sheldon and Leonard disagree. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM (9:59) South Park A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy’s looks from cutest to ugliest. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) E! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? While on a trip, Ryan and his mother bond. (HD) (TVPG) HALL Frasier Frasier copes with repairs after Niles damages his floor. (CC) (TVPG) NICK Full House Jesse, Joey and Danny wind up at a drive-in where D.J. and a teen Romeo are. (CC) (TVG) TBS Family Guy Meg offers to check on Joe while Bonnie is out of town. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A man with ”See More” on his butt gets a transformation. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les and Seth clash over the business when Les decides to give away cash in the parking lot; Ashley recruits Seth to make stripper poles in house. (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Debra opts for Thanksgiving fish to avoid competing with Marie’s cooking. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

10 p.m. # + (10:01) Revolution The past catches up with Miles and Monroe when Emma returns. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Two high-school students disappear from a field trip. (CC) (HD) (TV14) % Hawaii Five-0 Steve and the team allow a talk-show host and her crew to follow them for a day. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)

April 27-May 3, 2013 _ * (10:01) Castle When Beckett steps on a pressuresensitive bomb, the team searches for a way to save her. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Independent Lens Identifying thousands of bodies of illegal border crossers lost in the Arizona desert. (N) (CC) (HD PA) (TVMA) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Dee receives numerous e-mails on her Web page from a stranger claiming to be her and Dennis’ father. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) ? omg! Insider (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D Seinfeld Jerry fears his girlfriend’s comatose ex-boyfriend will awaken; guest Wayne Knight. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V Rosemary and Thyme Rosemary and Laura investigate why roses at a prep school keep dying. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Prime Suspect Transferred to Soho, Tennison leads the team in investigating the death of a young male. (CC) (Part 4 of 4) (TVPG) ± Criminal Minds Murders in Virginia may be related to a similar crime spree decades earlier. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Bates Motel The Bates Motel welcomes its first guest; Norman learns that popular girls can be complicated. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Texas Car Wars: Scrapped Out ’64 Mercury Comet Caliente; 1995 Jeep Wrangler; 1963 Ford F-100 Unibody pickup. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Married to Jonas Kevin takes Dani on a tour of N.Y.C.; an announcement. (HD) HALL Frasier The staff elects Frasier to lead negotiations with Kate. (CC) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG) HIST American Pickers A woman’s upstate New York barns are packed with amazing stuff; Charlie’s awesome collection. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK The Nanny Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop visit, then the dog has sock remnants in his mouth. (CC) (TVPG) OWN Dateline on OWN A puzzling double murder. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SHOW The Big C: Hereafter (Season Premiere) The conclusion of the series “The Big C.” (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) SYFY Warehouse 13 Pete and Myka race to stop a global plague. (N) (CC) TBS Family Guy When Chris and Meg trade roles with their parents, Chris goes to work and Meg runs the house. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos An unwanted surprise in a tattoo; a man’s wife hates his tramp stamp. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TNT Castle Castle and Beckett must investigate a dead man tangled in tree limbs. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les flips out on a security guard for shooting down a customer. (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Ray coaches a team for

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10:30 p.m. 4 Scrubs After saying goodbye to Nurse Roberts, members of the staff incorporate some of her lessons into their lives. (CC) (TV14) ? Family Feud (CC) (TVPG) D Frasier Circumstances prevent Frasier from connecting with a woman; Niles has a tryst. (CC) (TVPG) L The Office Michael takes responsibility for conflict resolution from the Human Relations department. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM South Park Obnoxious motorcycle riders are disrupting everyone in South Park. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) E! Married to Jonas Dani juggles family issues and a fashion photo shoot. (HD) (TVPG) HALL Frasier Frasier and Kate’s passion accidentally gets on the air. (CC) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) NICK The Nanny When Maggie’s social life clashes with her job as a candy striper, Fran comes to the rescue. (CC) (TVPG) TBS Family Guy Brian and Quagmire compete for the affections of each other’s former flames. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A man’s teenage tattoo; a workout tattoo gone bad; a self-portrait. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les brings Ashley and Seth to his grandfather’s old pawn shop. (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Ray doubts everyone when he learns his prized Mickey Mantle autographed baseball is a fake. (CC) (HD) (TVG)

11 p.m. ^ Seinfeld Jerry fears his girlfriend’s comatose ex-boyfriend will awaken; guest Wayne Knight. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` Late Show With David Letterman Nada Bakos; Ben Harper performs with Charlie Musselwhite. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 According to Jim Jim finds Cheryl a gay male friend to accompany her to musicals. (CC) (TVPG) D TMZ (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L The Simpsons Lisa’s science fair project is overshadowed by Bart’s mechanical baby seal. (CC) (TVPG) V Journey of the Universe (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ The Best of the Joy of Painting Lighthouse outlines a stormy coastline. (CC) (TVG) ± Criminal Minds A serial killer abducts two teens, killing one. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E (11:01) Bates Motel The Bates Motel welcomes its first guest; Norman learns that popular girls can be complicated. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

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BET The Game Malik seeks out an investor for his new business. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Watch What Happens: Live Jackie Siegel. (N) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Overhaulin’ A man’s dedication to family and community prevent him from restoring his dream car. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! Chelsea Lately Gwyneth Paltrow; Nico Santos; Sarah Colonna. (N) (HD) HBO (11:15) Game of Thrones The Hound is judged by the gods; Jaime is judged; Jon proves himself; Robb is betrayed; Tyrion learns the cost of weddings. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST (11:02) American Pickers Bill’s main street hardware store; the guys are invited to the Possum Trot; Ed’s Georgia property. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Dateline on OWN A person falls off a cliff in a dangerous location. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

SHOW Nurse Jackie Jackie rear-ends Kevin, wakes up as a patient in her own ER and is prescribed Oxy. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) SYFY Defiance A murderer unleashes insects on the town. TBS Conan (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A lost bet results in a tattoo; a groom has a chest piece that must go before the wedding. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TNT Castle Castle bets that he and Beckett can solve their case before Esposito and Ryan solve the other. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA (11:05) NCIS: Los Angeles Terrorists kill a state department employee and a plastic surgeon. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

11:30 p.m. ^ How I Met Your Mother Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss’s approach

to settling with a big company. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + (11:34) The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Ben Kingsley; Larry the Cable Guy; The Band Perry performs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ 30 Rock Liz tries to convince Angie to lure Tracy back home; Jack is embarrassed by the reality TV cameras. (CC) (HD) (TV14) % (11:35) Late Show With David Letterman Nada Bakos; Ben Harper performs with Charlie Musselwhite. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ * (11:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live Martin Short; Leah Remini; Zac Brown Band performs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ) Film School Shorts “The Chair”; “Bunny.” (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L The Office Michael, Dwight and Jim set up a sting after a competing sales associate steals a client. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

¨ One Step Beyond An accountant refuses to donate blood to a girl. (CC) COM (11:31) The Colbert Report (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! E! News (HD) MAX (11:50) Sex Games Cancun Feature 3 A compilation of episodes from the series about antics at the wildest party of the year in Cancun. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) SHOW The Big C: Hereafter The conclusion of the series “The Big C.” (CC) (HD) (TVMA) STARZ (11:50) Da Vinci’s Demons Riario discusses his defeat with the pope and a mysterious prisoner. (CC) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A man with ”See More” on his butt gets a transformation. (CC) TRUTV Southern Fried Stings Family drug crisis; staking out a suspicious hot dog vendor. (HD) TVLND (11:36) The King of Queens Doug invites Spence to live with them to avoid annoying guests. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)


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(HD) shall ››› (HD) Brady Brady Brady Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier HALL Brady American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers HIST Modern Marvels (CC) American Pickers Hunters Hunters Love It or List It “Ma- Love It or List It “Mark Love It or List It (N) House Hunters Love It or List It The HGTV Int’l Int’l harishi” (CC) (TVG) & Alana” (TVG) (CC) (HD) (TVG) Hunters Int’l Gallagher family. The Pregnancy Pact (NR, ‘10) (Nancy Travis, The Surrogacy Trap (NR, ‘13) (Adam Reid) Stolen Child (NR, ‘11) (Emmanuelle Vaugier, LIFE Thora Birch) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) (CC) (HD) Corbin Bernsen) (CC) (HD) All In With Chris Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Matthews MSNBC Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Teen Mom 2 “Don’t Be Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Teen Mom 2 Leah and Teen Mom 2 “Hard Teen Mom 2 Barbara tries to have Teen Mom MTV Cruel” (TVPG) goes to court. (TVPG) Jeremy get married. Knocks” (TVPG) Jenelle committed. 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(HD) (TVPG) (11:05) (TV14) You Got Served (5) Love & Hip Hop: At- Love & Hip Hop: At- T.I. and Love & Hip Hop: At- T.I. and The Gossip Game (N) VH-1 (PG-13, ‘04) ›› lanta (TV14) lanta (N) (TV14) Tiny lanta (TV14) Tiny (HD) (TV14) America’s Funniest WGN News at Nine America’s Funniest Engage- Engage- 30 Rock Scrubs 30 Rock Always WGN-A Home Videos (TVPG) (N) (CC) (HD) Home Videos (TVPG) ment ment (TV14) (TV14) (TV14) Sunny GoodJessie A.N.T. Shake It Austin & Princess Protection Program ›› Dog With Austin & Jessie GoodDISN Charlie Farm Up! 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Dirty Stolen Child (2:02) (NR, ‘11) (CC) (HD) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bra Sec. Zumba Fit LIFE The Surrogacy Trap (12:02) (NR, ‘13) (HD) Rachel Maddow Show First Look Too Early Morning Joe (N) (HD) MSNBC All In With Chris Girl Code Awkward. Clubland (TVPG) AMTV Music videos. AMTV Music videos. MTV Teen Mom Teen Mom 2 (HD) (TVPG) George Lopez (1:45) George George My Wife My Wife Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Full House NICK Friends Friends George Snapped Paid Prog. Hip Hop NoAnxiety Hip Hop Miracle Luminess OXY Enough (PG-13, ‘02) ›› (Jennifer Lopez) (CC) Entourage Monster House (2:58) Paid Prog. Joint Help Paid Prog. Paid Prog. SPIKE The Mummy (11:20) (PG-13, ‘99) ››› (HD) Stargate Atlantis Stargate Universe Paid Prog. Defrosting Cook Safe ShopCoins SYFY Warehouse 13 (CC) Continuum The Office Delta Farce (PG-13, ‘07) › (CC) (HD) Married Married Married Married TBS The Office Conan (CC) (TV14) Tormented (NR, ‘60) ›› MGM The Southerner (NR) ›››› The Story of G.I. Joe (4:45) (NR) TCM Creature-Black Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Weight Deep TLC Tattoos Tattoos Tattoos Tattoos Tattoos Tattoos Popoff Perception (TV14) The Closer (TV14) Las Vegas (TV14) Angel (CC) (TV14) TNT Castle (CC) (TVPG) Cold Case (TV14) Squidbill. Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Fam. Guy Fam. Guy Chicken Sealab Squidbill. King/Hill King/Hill TOON Chicken Aqua Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Caught Stings Police Video Stings Hair Rest. TRUTV Pawn ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show Gold Girls Gold Girls Roseanne Cosby Home Imp. Home Imp. TVLAND The King of Queens King House (1:05) (TV14) Second in Command (2:05) (R) ›› (HD) Law Order: CI Law Order: CI USA CSI: Crime Scene The Gossip Game Menace II Society (R, ‘93) ››› T.I.-Tiny T.I.-Tiny VH-1 Master of the Mix (N) Love, Hip Hop Creflo D. Paid Prog. Paid WGN-A Futurama ’Til Death Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Prince Deck Good Good Wizards Wizards Deck Deck Fish Phineas DISN Wizards Wizards Deck The Birds (1:40) (PG-13, ‘63) ››› Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (3:45) › Gremlins ENC The Jackal (11:30) ›› The Hurricane (3:15) (R, ‘99) ››› (CC) (HD) Weight HBO Boxing (12:15) Sergio Martinez vs. Martin Murray. (CC) Life-Top She Hate Me (3:35) (R, ‘04) ›› (CC) (HD) MAX Sex Games Cancun 3 Last Man Standing (1:15) (R) (HD) Swinging With SHOW The Big C The Borgias (TVMA) All Access SuicideGirls: UK Holiday (TVMA) Hick (R, ‘11) (CC) (HD) Open Range (12:50) (R, ‘03) ››› Bad Santa (3:10) ››› Smiley Face (4:45) (R) STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons I’m Still Here (3:15) (R) ›› (HD) Apollo 18 (5:05) › TMC The Woman in Black I Melt With You (1:10) (R) › (HD) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News


TUESDAY MORNING

TVTIMES

6 am

Broadcast Cable

7 am

7:30

8 am

8:30

9 am

30

9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30

KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) Minute Minute Wendy Williams Show Anderson Live (TVG) KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today Maria Shriver; Martha Stewart. (N) Live With Kelly Today (N) (CC) Anderson Live (N) KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Hip Hop Derm 5 News Early CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD) Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the % KPIX Edition (N) (HD) (CC) (TVPG) (CC) (TVG) Restless (N) (TV14) Martha Curious Cat in the Super Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger Sid & Stretches Wild Kratt Arthur ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD) Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD) ABC7 Be a Mil_ (N) (CC) (HD) Michael (N) (TVPG) (TV14) News lionaire Cat in the Tiger Caillou Curious Cat in the Super Dinosaur Clifford Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY) ) Raggs Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD) News 10 at 9 (N) The View (TV14) News Sac & Co * News News 30 Rock + Today in the Bay (N) Today Maria Shriver; Martha Stewart. (N) (CC) (HD) Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD) ·Despierta América! (N) (HD) Rosa de Guadalupe . Al Despertar Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cooktop Luminess Paid Prog. Get Fit Steve Wilkos Show Baggage Baggage 4 Paid Prog. Money Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Bra Buying Secrets Blessing : Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China Good Day Good Day Good Day Sac’mento Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy ? Good Day 6a Euro Kick Off Journal Agenda Journal In Focus News/Kick Euromaxx Journal Faith Mat @ Journal Global The Dr. Oz Show The Dr. Oz Show (N) D Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Workout Paid Prog. Funny Home Videos Trisha Goddard H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show The Ricki Lake Show Pagado Película Chuper Chuper J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Pagado Safari Life Today Paid Prog. The Ricki Lake Show Judge Judge Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court L Copeland Prince Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG) Acceso Al Fondo Hay Sitio (N) P Dame Chocolate R Botánica Pagado Defenso. Pagado S’pr Libro Defenso. Pagado Pagado Pagado Defenso. Cambio de Vida Sesame Street (TVY) WordWrld Tiger Caillou Sid Curious Cat in the Cliff Pup Clifford V Zoboom Raggs Home Garden Yoga Body Elec. Sit/Be Fit C. Stretch Knitting Beads Sewing ¨ Morning Cup O Jazz Liv’g Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Married Ladder 49 ± Bay Vista Ca Living Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Bible Life Today Making The 700 Club (TVPG) Health Paid Prog. Paid Prog. ¥ Paid Prog. Wommack J. Meyer Prince Jillian Dog Dog Dog Bounty Hunter Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14) A&E Weight Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Stooges Marked for Death (R, ‘90) ›› (HD) Magnum AMC Williams Paid Prog. Fat Loss Easy ANIM Rhino in My House Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Houston Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Bulls and Parolees Popoff Moesha Moesha Parkers Parkers Matters Matters Waist Deep (R) › BET BET Inspiration (TVG) Happens Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing BRAVO The Queen of Versailles (PG, ‘12) ››› CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT CMT Music (TVPG) Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N) Street Signs (N) (CC) CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD) CNN Newsroom (N) Around the World (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD) Hair Rest. Abs Paid Prog. Sexiest Daily Colbert Sunny South Pk Comedy A. Schum. COM Abs CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Paid Prog. SMART Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Paid Prog. Public Affairs CSPN Washington Journal Public Affairs Popoff J. Robison J. Meyer Sexy Abs Almost, Away FBI: Criminal Pursuit Unusual Suspects DSC Paid Prog. Weight Paid Prog. 50 Cutest Child Stars: All Grown Up (TVPG) Selena Gomez (TVPG) Miley Cyrus (TVPG) Jonas Jonas E! Weight SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) ESPN SportsCenter (N) First Take (N) (CC) (HD) First Take (CC) (HD) Numbers First Take ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N) Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World 700 Club The 700 Club (TVPG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG) FAM J. Meyer Drenda Happening Now (N) (HD) America Live (N) (HD) FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Grill It! Home America Good Eats Unwrap FOOD Paid Prog. Defrosting Paid Prog. Top Hellboy (PG-13, ‘04) ››› (Ron Perlman) (HD) Hellboy II FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Deep Rising (R) › (Treat Williams) (HD) HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) Seven Signs of the Apocalypse (CC) (TVPG) Day After Disaster (CC) (HD) (TVPG) HIST Nopalea Quarters Civil War Journal Color Spl. Color Spl. Color Spl. Color Spl. Color Spl. Color Spl. Color Spl. Color Spl. Color Spl. HGTV Paid Prog. Outdoor Estate Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Will/Grace Will/Grace LIFE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing Balancing Chris Alex Wagner Andrea Mitchell News Nation (N) MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) MSNBC Live (N) AMTV Music videos. AMTV: 10 on Top True Life (HD) True Life (HD) True Life (HD) MTV MTV Jams (TVPG) Dora... Bubble Bubble NICK Full House Full House Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Max, Ruby Umizoomi Umizoomi Dora... Rachael Ray (TVG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) OWN Nate Berkus To Be Announced To Be Announced To Be Announced Find Me My Man Find Me My Man OXY To Be Announced SPIKE Paid Prog. Sexy Abs Insanity! Paid Prog. TapouT Insanity! CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) CSI: Crime Scene Hair Loss Williams Paranormal Paranormal Paranormal Destination Truth SYFY Paid Prog. Tummy Earl Prince Prince Payne Browns Prince Prince Rules Rules TBS Married Married Earl The White Tower (NR, ‘50) ›› The Prowler (10:45) (NR) ››› TCM The Story of G.I. Joe The Strange Love of Martha Ivers ››› Couple Baby’s Multiples Baby Baby Baby Baby Pregnant Pregnant Gown Gown TLC Couple Charmed (CC) (TV14) Charmed (TVPG) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) TNT Smallville (TV14) Beyblade Pokemon NinjaGo NinjaGo Johnny T Tom-Jerry Tom & Jerry (TVG) Looney TOON Looney Hero: 108 Ben 10 Cook’s The Layover Super Yachts (TVG) Million Dollar Boats Overboard Boats No Reservation TRAV Cook’s Police Video TRUTV TapouT Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Sexy Abs Williams Insanity! In Session (HD) Divorced The Exes Van Dyke Love Lucy Griffith Gunsmoke TVLAND Nopalea Paid Prog. Hair Loss Williams Murder, She Wrote Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU USA Law & Order: SVU Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Morning Buzz Love, Hip Hop VH-1 Jump Start (TVPG) WGN-A Matlock (CC) (TVG) Matlock (CC) (TVPG) In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger Chugging Mickey Pirates Mickey Mickey Doc McSt. Pirates Mickey Octonauts DISN Gaspard & Octonauts Little Practical Magic (7:20) Jack and Jill (9:05) › Blade Runner (10:40) (R) ENC Gremlins (5:30) ››› Fat Albert ›› (HD) Mary and Martha (HD) Apol Elephants REAL Sports Gumbel HBO Weight Nation The Out-of-Towners (8:10) ›› The Three Stooges (9:40) ›› Flight of the Phoenix MAX The Contender (R) ››› (HD) Lymelife (8:15) (R) ››› (HD) Foolproof (9:55) (HD) The Skulls SHOW Swinging Ceremony (6:45) (HD) The Muppets ››› Shanghai Knights (9:45), ‘03 ››› Ghost Rdr STARZ The Vow (6:15) (PG-13, ‘12) ›› The Stone Angel (HD) TMC Apollo 18 The Legend of Tillamook’s Gold (6:35) (NR) Simon Birch (PG, ‘98) ››› (HD) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News

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6:30

April 27-May 3, 2013


TVTIMES

TUESDAY AFTERNOON

Noon 12:30 1 pm

Broadcast Cable

2 pm

2:30

3 pm

3:30

4 pm

4:30

5 pm

31

5:30

News Big World Trisha Goddard Maury (N) (TV14) Anderson Live (N) The Dr. Oz Show (N) News at 5pm (N) News Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TVPG) The Dr. Oz Show (N) News NBC News Williams Paid Prog. My Pillow 30 Rock Insider Inside Ed. The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News 5 Bold/Beau The Talk (N) (CC) (HD) Rachael Ray (N) (CC) The People’s Court Judge Judge KPIX 5 CBS % KPIX News tiful (TV14) (HD) (TVG) (N) (CC) (TVPG) Judy (N) Judy News Evening Caillou Clifford Antiques Roadshow Antiques Roadshow Greener Newsline News Business & WordWrld Barney The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD) ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7 World _ (TVPG) (CC) (TVPG) lionaire (TVG) (TVPG) (N) (CC) (HD) News News Check Cook’s Kitchen News PBS NewsHour (N) News Tiger Cat in the Wild Kratt ) Charlie Rose (CC) General Hospital (N) Jeopardy! Millionaire The Jeff Probst Show Ellen DeGeneres News ABC News * The Chew (TVPG) News NBC News + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres Bold The Talk (N) (TV14) The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p News CBS News ` News Cuidado con el Ángel Soy Tu Dueña (N) El Gordo y la Flaca Primer Impacto (N) . Hoy (HD) Jerry Springer (N) Scrubs There 4 Perry Mason (TVPG) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Jeremy Kyle News Love from the Valley Path Bikini Hair Hip Hop Faces Music Beat Paid Prog. Saigon : Hdlnes Judge Judge Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court Steve Harvey (TVPG) ? Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham Arts Arts @ Journal Agenda Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Journal Agenda Journal Drive It Dish Nat. Cops Cops Maury (CC) (TV14) Maury (N) (TV14) ’70s Show ’70s Show D Wendy Williams Show Minute Cops Judge Mathis (N) Divorce Divorce Steve Wilkos Show Fam. Guy Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News H Cops Película Lagrimita y Costel Estrellas Hoy Al Día Noticiero J Don Cheto Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham FamFeud FamFeud Rules King L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N) Decisiones Juveniles 12 Corazones (TV14) Lo Mejor Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste P Historias de Los Rey Cosas de la Vida Ventaneando América Milagro de los Santos Noticiero Azteca R Hit M3 Caillou Tiger Thomas Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur Martha Electric V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney Prime Suspect (TVPG) Paint Hands On Biz Kid$ Piano Guy Hey Kids ¨ Calif. Gold One Step One Step Inspector Morse Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) ± Ladder 49 (11:30) (PG-13) ›› (HD) Jim Bakker Ministries Paid Prog. Ministry ¥ Aspiring Journey Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Hagee J. Meyer The Living Vine Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (CC) The First 48 (TVPG) A&E CSI: Miami (TV14) Unforgiven (R, ‘92) ›››› (Clint Eastwood) (CC) (HD) Hulk, ‘03 (HD) AMC Magnum Force (11:30) (R, ‘73) ››› (HD) River Monsters Blue Planet: Seas ANIM Pit Boss (CC) (TVG) Tanked (CC) (TVPG) Wildman Wildman River Monsters Parkers Parkers Family Matters (TVG) Matters Matters Honey (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (Jessica Alba) (CC) BET Waist Deep (11) › Married to Medicine Married to Medicine The Kandi Factory BRAVO Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Best Ink (TVPG) Extreme Makeover Dog and Beth: On the Hunt (CC) Dog and Beth Guntucky Reba Reba CMT Extreme Makeover Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report CNBC Reports CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) Closing Bell The Situation Room (N) (HD) Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360 CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Futurama Futurama Sunny COM A. Schum. Clueless (12:25) (PG-13, ‘95) ››› (HD) MLB Baseball: Giants at Diamondbacks Chronicle Live (N) CSNBA Paid Prog. Focused Paid Prog. Hip Hop World Poker Tour Public Affairs Capitol Hill Hearings CSPN Public Affairs (10) MythBusters (TVPG) Dual Survival (TV14) Backyard Backyard Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) DSC Almost, Away Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Georgia Rule (R, ‘07) › (Jane Fonda) E! E! News (HD) Around Pardon SportsCenter (N) E:60 (N) Audibles (N) ESPN Outside Football NFL Live (N) (CC) NFL32 (N) (CC) Around Pardon NFL Live (N) (CC) E:60 (N) ESPN2 First Take Le Batard SportsNation (N) Reba Reba Reba ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show FAM Full House Full House Full House Full House Reba The Five (N) (HD) Special Report FOX Report The O’Reilly Factor FNC Studio/Shepard Smith Neil Cavuto Contessa Money Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Giada Giada Contessa Contessa Cooking Trisha’s FOOD Paula Jumper (PG-13, ‘08) ›, Jamie Bell (HD) Two Men Two Men How I Met How I Met FX Hellboy II: The Golden Army (11:30) (HD) Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Brady Brady HALL Marie (N) (CC) (TVG) Marie (CC) (TVG) HIST Mega Disasters (CC) Mega Disasters (CC) Mega Disasters (CC) Mega Disasters (CC) Earth 2100 (CC) (HD) (TVPG) HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property To Be Announced LIFE Will/Grace Will/Grace How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) To Be Announced Martin Bashir (N) Hardball Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball Matthews All In With Chris MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD) Awkward. Awkward. Ke$ha Girl Code Parental Parental Control (4:15) Parental Parental MTV True Life (12:10) (HD) Max, Ruby Dora... Dora... Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Monsters Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge. NICK Peter Mystery Diagnosis Mystery Diagnosis Mystery Diagnosis OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Mystery Diagnosis Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club OXY Bad Girls Club SPIKE Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Destination Truth Destination Truth Destination Truth Fact or Faked Fact or Faked SYFY Destination Truth Raymond Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Raymond Friends Friends Friends Friends King TBS Jim A Stolen Life ›› TCM Prowler Abbott-Captain Kidd The Big Leaguer (1:45) (NR) ›› The Angry Hills (NR) ›› (Robert Mitchum) Baby Baby Extreme Extreme What Not to Wear Gown Gown Long Island Medium TLC What Not to Wear Bones (CC) (TV14) Bones (CC) (TV14) Bones (CC) (TV14) Castle (CC) (TVPG) NBA Basketball TNT Bones (CC) (TV14) Squirrel Looney Johnny T Johnny T Incredible Gumball Gumball Regular TOON Looney Scooby Scooby Almost Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods Man, Food Man, Food Airport Airport TRAV Carnivore Carnivore Bizarre Foods Stings Vegas Jail Vegas Jail Vegas Jail Vegas Jail Vegas Vegas Vegas Vegas TRUTV Principal’s Principal’s Stings Bonanza (CC) (TVG) Bonanza (CC) (TVG) M*A*S*H (5:09) (CC) TVLAND Gunsmoke Gunsmoke (12:40) (CC) (TVPG) Gunsmoke (1:50) Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU USA Law & Order: SVU T.I.-Tiny I’m Married to A... You Got Served (2:35) (PG-13, ‘04) ›› Menace II Society VH-1 The Gossip Game Chris Chris Funny Home Videos How I Met How I Met WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Law Order: CI Little Jungle Junction (TVY) Phineas Princess Protection Program (CC) Austin Wizards Wizards Wizards DISN Little Practical Magic (2:50) Freaky Friday (4:40), ‘03 ENC Blade Run Black Rain (12:40) (R) ››› (Michael Douglas) Which Way Is the Front Line The Legend of Bagger Vance (PG-13) ››› REAL Sports Gumbel HBO Ice Age: Continental Drift ›› What’s Your Number? (2:45) (HD) American Psycho II MAX Flight of the Phoenix DarkWolf (1:10) (HD) Lost in Translation (R) ››› Reality Bites (3:15), ‘94 ›› (HD) Fright Night ››› SHOW The Skulls (11:30) (HD) Smiley Face (2:50) (R) Open Range (4:20) (R) STARZ Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance Scary Movie 3 (1:20) Skin (PG-13, ‘08) ››› (CC) (HD) Camp, ‘03 ››› (HD) TMC Stone Ang The Man Who Wasn’t There (HD) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News

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1:30

April 27-May 3, 2013


TVTIMES

TUESDAY EVENING

Tuesday

7 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Leonard and Sheldon try to avoid seeing Penny perform after hearing her sing. (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ omg! Insider (CC) (HD) % ? Family Feud (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Nightly Business Report (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) + Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` NCIS The team searches for Bodnar in order to avenge the murders of Eli David and Jackie Vance. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM (N) (CC) D Bay Area News at 7 (N) (CC) (HD) H Two and a Half Men Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi’s dog. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy When Quagmire ends up in the hospital, his sister comes to Quahog to nurse him back to health. (CC) (TV14) V Revolutionaries (CC) (HD) ¨ Newsline (CC) ± Criminal Minds A woman in Garcia’s support group goes missing on the anniversary of her daughter’s disappearance. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars Texas The gang returns to the wealthy suburb of Lake Highlands; Bubba finds a magic book. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Deadliest Catch Every ship in the fleet hopes to make a comeback. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! E! News (N) (HD) HALL The Brady Bunch Mike’s boss sends a pool table to the Bradys. (CC) (TVG) HIST Pawn Stars Rick tries to refurbish a 1950s Coke machine; 18th-century flintlock pistol. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Dance Moms Abby is invited to co-host “The View”; the girls perform their national winning group dance. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) OWN Mystery Diagnosis Mysterious symptoms appear for a man who recently underwent minor surgery. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants A tenant is saved from carbon monoxide poisoning. (HD) (TVPG) SYFY Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files The team hunts for the terrifying Lizard Man in the south. TBS Seinfeld Jerry surprises his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) with a new Cadillac. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn The Golds must man the windows when American Jewelry is short staffed. (HD) TVLND The Golden Girls Sophia must complete three tasks to break a witch’s curse. (CC) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Detectives look for a killer with a foot fetish. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

April 27-May 3, 2013

7:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory An embarrassing secret of Wolowitz’s is revealed. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) (HD) % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Spark (CC) (HD) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L Family Guy Brian’s new relationship puts a strain on his friendship with Peter. (CC) (TVPG) ¨ California’s Gold Mary Kageyama Nomura sang at the Manzanar War Relocation Center during World War II. (CC) (TVG) A&E Storage Wars Barry becomes an organ donor; Dave chooses not to deal. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14) FX Two and a Half Men Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake’s rocky relationship. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HIST Pawn Stars The King of England’s royal guard; a guitar made from a tortoise shell; antique pig shaped BBQ. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Drake & Josh Drake bets Josh that he can go longer without junk food than Josh can go without video games. (CC) (TVY7) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants The guys go on a ghost hunt at a murder site; a tenant digs in his heels at a Hollywood motel. (HD) (TVPG) TBS Seinfeld Elaine’s boyfriend’s behavior at a hockey game appalls her and Jerry. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Seth and Ashley compete to see who can bring in more new customers; first aid is needed. (HD) TVLND The Golden Girls Rose suffers a heart attack, and Blanche makes a vow. (CC)

8 p.m. ^ H Hell’s Kitchen The teams must create five steak dishes; a diner finds an surprise in her dish during dinner. (N) (CC) (TV14) # + The Voice Contestants perform in hope of advancing to the next round. (N) (CC) (HD) % NCIS The team searches for Bodnar in order to avenge the murders of Eli David and Jackie Vance. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ * Splash A masked diver takes the 10 meter plunge; the celebrities compete for a spot in the finals. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) The Dust Bowl Families find relief in California; government

conservation efforts help stabilize the soil. (CC) (HD SAP) (TVPG) ` NCIS: Los Angeles A woman connected to a bizarre case turns out to be an undercover agent from Hetty’s past. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Law & Order: Criminal Intent An anonymous letter prompts a man’s body to be exhumed for an autopsy. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L Hart of Dixie Max and Rose play matchmaker for Zoe; Shelby and Brick make a decision about their future together. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D Friends Ross plans to tell Emily how he feels about her just as she’s leaving. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V NOVA IBM supercomputer may compete against “Jeopardy!” champs. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ California at War World War II events that changed the state include the roundup of nonwhites. (CC) ± Criminal Minds When a boy is found in the desert and another goes missing, the team searches for the kidnapper. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars Darrell hopes to score another major find as the bidders converge in Stanton, Calif. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET Let’s Stay Together Kita’s relationship with Troy; Crystal’s style coach. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO The Real Housewives of Atlanta Never-before-seen footage, including Phaedra’s pet funerals. (TV14) COM Workaholics The guys plan their first acid trip. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Deadliest Catch: On Deck Keith and Junior form an alliance; the Northwestern crew faces a challenge. (N) (CC) (HD) E! Kourtney and Kim Take Miami Scott goes to Florida to hunt for alligators; Kourtney reveals her post baby body. (HD) (TV14) HALL Frasier Frasier declares his love for Kate then learns of her departure. (CC) (TVPG) HIST Counting Cars Danny helps his friend Brian ride a motorcycle; a car-loving couple pulls Danny over. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Dance Moms Abby’s dancers compete with the Candy Apples in New York; Abby plans to wow the judges. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Full House Michelle becomes a tomboy to fit in with her male friends. (CC) (TVG) OWN Oprah: Where Are They Now? Chandra Levy’s parents discuss their daughter’s case; Ryan White’s mother keeps his legacy alive. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants A tenant sets off a fiery explosion; an ex-wife saws everything in her apartment in half. (HD) (TVPG) SYFY Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files Josh Gates helps the team investigate what looks

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like a gargoyle with glowing eyes. TBS The Big Bang Theory The gang plans a wedding for Wolowitz and Bernadette. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC 19 Kids and Counting Joseph leaves home to train with an emergency rescue team; John David’s pilot license. (CC) (HD) (TVG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn An uproar reveals that an employee may be taking bribes. (HD) TVLND The Golden Girls Rose suffers a heart attack, and Blanche makes a vow. (CC) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A murdered girl leads the detectives to a prominent physician. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

8:30 p.m. D Friends The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker. (CC) (ESP HD Part 2 of 2) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars The bidders look for bargains in Rancho Cucamonga, Calif.; Barry arrives late to the festivities. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET Let’s Stay Together Stacy’s new protege; Jamal and Tasha find a new nanny. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM Tosh.0 The Foul Ball Couple gets a Web redemption; Daniel talks with the Yankee Candle Kid. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HALL Frasier Frasier’s on-air appeal for friendship backfires when a complete bore calls. (CC) (TVPG) HIST Counting Cars Danny and Horny Mike take a Model-T Hot Rod for a spin; a soap box race car. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Full House Stephanie and Michelle unwittingly stow away on a flight to New Zealand. SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants Todd and Rick take a beating for trying to remove a dead tree; a photographer risks a fire. (HD) (TVPG) TBS The Big Bang Theory Leonard is happy to meet new neighbor Penny. (CC) (TV14) TLC 19 Kids and Counting Jim Bob and Josh decide to take their health more seriously and see who can lose the most weight. (CC) (HD) (TVG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Seth tries to make amends; Les checks out an old school peep show. (HD) TVLND The Golden Girls Dorothy upstages Blanche at the latter’s regular nightspot.

9 p.m. ^ H New Girl Flashbacks reveal how first sexual experiences impact friends’ current relationships. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ House A man suffers from a breathing attack while roleplaying in the bedroom with his wife. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

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TVTIMES % NCIS: Los Angeles A woman connected to a bizarre case turns out to be an undercover agent from Hetty’s past. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Dancing With the Stars (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` Golden Boy A high-profile investigation into a basketball player’s murder makes Clark think about his past. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ? L America’s Next Top Model Dressed in outrageous costumes, the models interact with pedestrians in Santa Monica, Calif. (CC) (TV14) D The Big Bang Theory An embarrassing secret of Wolowitz’s is revealed. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V Silicon Valley: American Experience The creativity of the founders of Fairchild Semiconductor, including physicist Robert Noyce. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Cuba’s Secret Side Documenting life in Cuba, filmmaker Karin Muller participates in festivals and religious ceremonies. (CC) (TVG) ± Criminal Minds The team investigates a series of gothic murders in Oregon. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars The bidders travel to San Jacinto, Calif.; Brandi and Jarrod are forced to team up with Barry. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET The Game Keira bids money on a date with Blue at a charity auction. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO Don’t Be Tardy... Kim wants to surprise Kroy for their anniversary; Kroy isn’t happy about Kim planning without him. (N) (TV14) COM Tosh.0 Daniel reveals his Fall wardrobe; a Web redemption. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Deadliest Catch Competition leads to more deceit with the captains; injuries plague the fleet. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Married to Jonas Kevin takes Dani on a tour of N.Y.C.; an announcement. (HD) HALL Frasier Frasier’s house rules prompt Daphne to look for a place of her own. (CC) (TVPG) HIST Counting Cars Tanya has Shane’s prized 1970 Mustang restored to its former glory; a rare Plymouth Roadrunner. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Full House Danny’s longdistance romance isn’t working; Michelle’s pal is moving. (CC) (TVG) OWN Oprah: Where Are They Now? Heidi Fleiss discusses life today; rapper Bow Wow discusses fatherhood; a tribute to film critic Roger Ebert. (HD) (TV14) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants A woman is caught on her dead father’s estate; an ex-con tries to blow up smuggled explosives. (HD) (TVPG) SYFY Weird or What? (Series Premiere) A farmer discovers a mutilated cow; a Texas man claims he was abducted. (N)

TUESDAY EVENING TBS The Big Bang Theory Leonard volunteers to sign for a package. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC 19 Kids and Counting Jim Bob and Michelle head off to a marriage retreat to help build on their relationship. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn (N) (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Baby-sitting, Ray schedules a meeting with Terry Bradshaw while they’re at the pediatrician’s. (CC) (HD) (TVG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Detectives suspect several young socialites raped a girl at a Manhattan nightclub. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

9:30 p.m. ^ H The Mindy Project Danny’s ex confronts him about a letter he wrote; the staff competes in a triathlon. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D The Big Bang Theory Leonard and Sheldon try to avoid seeing Penny perform after hearing her sing. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars The buyers return to Montebello, Calif.; Jarrod and Brandi seek merchandise for their new store. (N) (CC) (HD) BET The Game Jason helps Blue at training camp; Malik tries convincing a former teammate to re-sign. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO Don’t Be Tardy... Kim and Kroy visit a psychic, who predicts the Falcons will go to the Super Bowl. (N) (TV14) COM Tosh.0 Daniel puts the sex back in sexual harassment; paranoia about staying in hotels. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Married to Jonas Dani juggles family issues and a fashion photo shoot. (HD) (TVPG) HALL Frasier Niles needs a date for a country-club dance. (CC) (TVPG) HIST Counting Cars Danny finds a rare 1960 delivery vehicle; Mike gets in trouble at work; Danny’s coffin couch. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Full House An Asian tour looms when Jesse’s record becomes a big hit in Japan. (CC) (TVG) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants A tenant performing ritual sacrifice; a Nevada tenant running an unauthorized brothel. (HD) (TVPG) TBS The Big Bang Theory Unhappy that Penny is seeing someone, Leonard summons the courage to ask another woman out. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Les is handing out hundreds for a parade of items that Seth and Ashley claim are worthless. (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Debra’s compliments to insecure Robert prompt Ray to change. (CC) (HD) (TVG)

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April 27-May 3, 2013 the existence of aliens. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ House A patient has a severe allergic reaction despite living in a “clean” room. (CC) (HD) (TV14) % Golden Boy A high-profile investigation into a basketball player’s murder makes Clark think about his past. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ * (10:01) 20/20 Amanda Knox discusses her murder conviction, her time in prison and her acquittal four years later. (N) (CC) (HD) ) Frontline Holocaust survivor Marian Marzynski returns to Poland to document recollections of other survivors. (N) (CC) (HD) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Dennis becomes disappointed after joining an environmentalist group. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) ? omg! Insider (N) (CC) (HD) D Seinfeld Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Movie “Green Fire: Aldo Leopold and a Land Ethic for Our Time” (2011, NR) (1:00) ± Criminal Minds When Morgan’s sister thinks she sees their presumed-dead cousin, the BAU reopens her case. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E American Hoggers Krystal and Lea compete against Jerry; an unhappy Creek crew asks Ronnie to give up his search. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET The Game Keira and Chardonnay are initiated into the Sunbeams; Blue struggles to fit in. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO (10:01) The Kandi Factory (N) (TV14) COM Tosh.0 (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Backyard Oil (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Ryan introduces his family, life and “Lochterage” to us. (HD) (TVPG) HALL Frasier Frasier panics when Diane Chambers makes a surprise visit to Seattle. (CC) (TVG) HIST American Restoration A 1950s bowling equipment vending machine is brought in; a 1900s antique copper pest sprayer. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Preachers’ Daughters Mark asks Olivia to lead an outing for troubled teens; Ken and Taylor visit a Christian college. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) NICK The Nanny Niles does a different kind of job for Mr. Sheffield when he sings at a backers’ audition. (CC) (TVPG) OWN Oprah: Where Are They Now? Dennis Rodman’s biggest regret; Octomom agrees to star in an adult film; Gennifer Flowers discusses her political sex scandal. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants An illegal hotel in a morgue; a tenant forms natural gas in his apartment. (N) (HD) (TVPG) SYFY Weird or What? Researchers conduct a series of groundbreaking seances. (N)

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TBS Who Gets the Last Laugh? Aries Spears puts a locksmith in lockdown; Natasha Leggero gives gas station customers a hard time. (N) (HD) TLC The Little Couple (Season Premiere) Bill and Jen want to start their family and adopt. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn A oncein-a-lifetime surprise that has Ashley eating her words and Les crying like a baby. (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Ray buys his high-school “make-out mobile.” (CC) (HD) (TVG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A pediatrician is questioned about a dead baby found in a cooler. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

10:30 p.m. 4 Scrubs Ted juggles his fantasies with the reality of helping the nurses fight for a raise. (CC) (TVPG) ? Family Feud (CC) (TVPG) L The Office Employees take some big gambles when they host a charity casino-night in their warehouse. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V The War Against Microbes Scientific advances in understanding infectious diseases. (CC) (HD) (TVG) A&E American Hoggers The girls try to come to an agreement with Jerry and Robert over rights to the hunting grounds. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET Let’s Stay Together Jamal and Charles become big brothers to two boys. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM Inside Amy Schumer (Series Premiere) Amy regrets having a one night stand; getting on a plane. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Backyard Oil Dan and Ken Page employ a warlock to hunt for oil. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? While on a trip, Ryan and his mother bond. (HD) (TVPG) HIST (10:31) American Restoration A toy 1950s Ferrari Bimbo racecar is brought into the shop; Ron, Tyler and Brettly go picking. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SPIKE World’s Worst Tenants The team stakes out a construction jobsite to catch a vandal; Todd and Rick make a risky decision. (HD) (TVPG) TLC The Little Couple Jen and Bill are matched with a little boy from China. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn A conflict over a fake receipt turns into a full-blown war; Les could land in hot water. (HD)

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BRAVO (11:02) Watch What Happens: Live (N) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Deadliest Catch Competition leads to more deceit with the captains; injuries plague the fleet. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Chelsea Lately Beth Stern; Jeff Wild; Heather McDonald; Jo Koy. (N) (HD) (TV14) HBO Game of Thrones The Hound is judged by the gods; Jaime is judged. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) OWN Oprah: Where Are They Now? Chandra Levy’s parents discuss their daughter’s case; Ryan White’s mother keeps his legacy alive. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SHOW The Big C: Hereafter The conclusion of the series “The Big C.” (CC) (HD) (TVMA) SPIKE Urban Tarzan A horse needs rescuing from performing at a shady nightclub; a monkey stuck on some power lines. (N) (HD) (TVPG) TBS Conan (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)

TRUTV Operation Repo Sonia and Froy use pepper spray on a boyfriend; Froy and Matt take a Harley. (HD) (TV14) USA CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The former Mayor of Las Vegas is shot at a mob museum. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

11:30 p.m. ^ How I Met Your Mother Ted’s friends get involved when he doesn’t do a background check on his new lady friend. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + (11:34) The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Cher and Georgia Holt; Dov Davidoff; Florida Georgia Line. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ 30 Rock Liz tries to convince everyone that the show’s hiatus is temporary; Jack asks Devin Banks for help. (CC) (HD) (TV14) % (11:35) Late Show With David Letterman Dr. Phil McGraw; actor Chris O’Dowd;

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Wednesday 7 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Penny is left to nurse Sheldon back to health. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) # Access Hollywood The casts of “The Great Gatsby” and “Iron Man 3”; the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ omg! Insider (CC) (HD) % ? Family Feud (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Nightly Business Report (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) * Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) + Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` Survivor: Caramoan — Fans vs. Favorites (N) (CC) (HD) 4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM (N) (CC) D Bay Area News at 7 (N) (CC) (HD) H Two and a Half Men Alan and Charlie try to help Herb and Jake bond. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy After the Griffins are stranded in Amish country, they end up crusading against conservative locals. (CC) (TV14) V This Is Us (CC) (HD) ¨ Newsline (CC) A&E Duck Dynasty A highschool nemesis challenges Willie and the guys to a high-octane lawn mower race. (CC) (HD) AMC CSI: Miami The team investigates the murders of a truck driver and a woman on his delivery route. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM The Colbert Report (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC MythBusters Tackling the pirate movie myth; a turbo charged go-cart. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! E! News (N) (HD) FX Two and a Half Men Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HALL The Brady Bunch Jan may be allergic to a member of her new family. (CC) (TVG) HIST Pawn Stars 1946 Seeburg jukebox; 1965 Chevrolet Impala. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Wife Swap (CC) (TVPG) NICK SpongeBob SquarePants Plankton creates a gas that turns everyone at the Krusty Krab into babies. (CC) (TVY7) OWN Stolen Voices, Buried Secrets Dawn Hacheney married Nick who is a minister then Dawn falls victim to a house fire and the town is shocked when the truth about Dawn’s death is exposed. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SYFY Haunted Collector A homeowner has been traumatized by threatening activity. TBS Seinfeld Jerry surprises his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) with a new Cadillac. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) TLC My Crazy Obsession The world’s largest mustard collec-

tion; Ketchup bottles. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Seth and Ashley compete to see who can bring in more new customers; first aid is needed. (HD) TVLND The Golden Girls Rose poses for a sexy portrait as a birthday gift for Miles. (CC) (TVPG) USA NCIS A gun-toting man emerges from a body bag in the autopsy lab to take Ducky, Gerald and Kate hostage. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

7:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Leonard realizes he is the only one in his group without a girlfriend. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) (HD) % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Quest (CC) (HD) (TVG) * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) + Access Hollywood (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ? Family Feud (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie’s house. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy The guys are stranded on a desert island. (CC) (TV14) V Rick Steves’ Europe (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ California’s Gold (CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty NASCAR driver Clint Bowyer visits the warehouse; Phil and Si attempt to fix Miss Kay’s barbecue. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO (7:45) The Real Housewives of Orange County Vicki invites Alexis to a party at Tamra’s new gym; Gretchen and Slade deal with personal issues. (CC) (TV14) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14) HALL The Brady Bunch The girls want to live in the boys’ clubhouse. (CC) (TVG) HIST Pawn Stars The Pawn Stars have an opportunity to buy an 1875 Remington pistol; Rick and a Civil War bugle. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Drake & Josh Josh and Drake get jobs at a movie theater. (CC) (TVY7) OWN Stolen Voices, Buried Secrets Woman found brutally murdered in her kitchen and police suspect a robbery gone wrong but a secret leads to an unlikely suspect. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TBS Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series’ first 100 episodes. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG) TLC My Crazy Obsession Fred and Robert have a rare collection of vintage washing ma-

chines; Lynn collects and makes dolls. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn An uproar reveals that an employee may be taking bribes. (HD) TVLND The Golden Girls As a joke, Dorothy announces wedding plans. (CC) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG)

8 p.m. ^ H American Idol Finalists perform for the judges. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + The Voice (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Survivor: Caramoan — Fans vs. Favorites (N) (CC) (HD) _ * The Middle Frankie tries to make Sue appear more popular on Facebook; Brick and Axl try to make a viral video. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Nature The Lipizzaner stallions, bred for their courage, strength and character, bond with their riders. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` Criminal Minds The team heads to Rapid City when two men are murdered in a ritualistic way. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Law & Order: Criminal Intent A criminal triggers a device to blow up his bank-robbing accomplice. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L Arrow Oliver has a hard time making amends with Diggle and Tommy; Laurel receives shocking information. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Friends Ross becomes jealous when Emily agrees to show his ex-wife’s lover around London. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V As Time Goes By (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ Autoline Wayne Moore, CleanFUEL USA; Rob Stevens; Joe Thompson. (CC) (TVG) ± WWE Main Event Featuring WWE Superstars and Divas from the rosters of RAW and SmackDown. (N) (HD) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie takes the entire family on a Hawaiian vacation to reward them for their hard work. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET The Game Keira and Chardonnay are initiated into the Sunbeams; Blue struggles to fit in. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM Chappelle’s Show Dave’s Sci-Fi adventure, “Blackzilla”; “Player Hater’s Ball”; Chappelle in his own video game. (CC) (TV14) DSC MythBusters: Blast From the Past (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) HALL Frasier Frasier’s new chess set inspires a father-son competition. (CC) (TVG) HIST Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy Larry adds his girth to the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and goes dog sledding in northern Minnesota. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Full House An uncoordinated Jesse risks losing a recording contract when he is

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asked to dance in a rock video. (CC) (Part 1 of 2) (TVG) OWN 48 Hours: Hard Evidence A delicate hostage negotiation begins after a man barricades himself in a house with his infant daughter. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SYFY Haunted Collector The team investigates a community Center in Kansas City. (HD) TBS Family Guy Mayor West and Lois’ sister, Carol, get married and move in with the Griffins. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Hoarding: Buried Alive A family suffers from mold, mice and flea infestations due to their upstairs neighbor’s hoarding. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Operation Repo A botched job; a group of gangsters; a over privileged girl and her deadbeat boyfriend. (HD) TVLND The Golden Girls Dorothy and Lucas’ (Leslie Nielsen) plot to get even with Blanche leads to a surprise wedding. (CC) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) USA NCIS The team works to solve the murder of a Marine on a dinner boat. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

8:30 p.m. _ * Family Tools (Series Premiere) Tony has a heart attack and is forced to hand the family business over to his son, Jack. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D Friends Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends’ passionate encounters. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V Are You Being Served? (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ The Visionaries A group preserves Maine’s forests, lakes and streams. (CC) (TVG) BET Let’s Stay Together Jamal and Charles become big brothers to two boys. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO (8:45) The Real Housewives of Orange County Tamra’s explosion at the party has widespread effects, leaving Vicki torn between Tamra and Alexis. (CC) (TV14) COM Chappelle’s Show R. Kelly’s music videos; inner-city gang wars; the real version of “Deep Impact”; Gza performs. (CC) (TV14) HALL Frasier The Drs. Crane testify at an eccentric’s competency hearing. (CC) (TVPG) NICK Full House Jesse flops in his video, then wants it redone. (CC) (Part 2 of 2) (TVG) TBS Family Guy Brian and Stewie go back in time to try and stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Operation Repo Ronnie and Carlos interrupt a couple in the middle of their less-thanholy matrimony. (HD) TVLND The Golden Girls A charmer woos Blanche; Dorothy’s mother moves in. (CC) (TVPG)

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9 p.m. # + (9:01) Law & Order: Special Victims Unit When a concert turns into a mob scene, a teenager is brutally assaulted. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ NUMB3RS Charlie uncovers what causes a plane to crash. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Criminal Minds The team heads to Rapid City when two men are murdered in a ritualistic way. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Modern Family Phil is excited to discuss his job with Luke, Manny and their classmates on career day. (N) (CC) (HD) ) NOVA Australia’s unusual creatures, including the kangaroo and cassowary, convey a story of isolation. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A body is found floating in a mud bath at a popular spiritual retreat. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L Supernatural When Dean and Sam receive a message from Kevin, they decide to try and uncover the third trial. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D The Big Bang Theory Leonard realizes he is the only one in his group without a girlfriend. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V Keeping Up Appearances (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ CEO Global Foresight (CC) (TVG) ± Movie “National Security” (2003, PG-13) Martin Lawrence. Premiere. (HD) (2:00) A&E Duck Dynasty Willie and Jase take their wives deer hunting; Si finds treasure as he digs through Miss Kay’s junk. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM South Park Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) DSC MythBusters Starting off with the busting of JATO rocket car. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) HALL Frasier Frasier falls for an attractive traffic cop who prefers Martin. (CC) (TVPG) HIST Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy Larry helps deal with feral pigs; Larry catches nutria; Larry goes to the carp rodeo in Iowa. (CC) (HD) (TV14) NICK Full House An Asian tour looms when Jesse’s record becomes a big hit in Japan. (CC) (TVG) OWN 48 Hours: Hard Evidence A Texas bookie is murdered. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SYFY Haunted Collector (HD) TBS The Big Bang Theory Leonard has an unexpected encounter with a fellow scientist. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Hoarding: Buried Alive Beverly’s clutter and her three dogs have helped make her home unlivable. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Operation Repo Lou and Carlos are left defenseless against gang members with blowtorches. (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Debra and Ray reminisce

about life in their old apartment. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA NCIS A contract killer targets a Navy lieutenant commander; information about Abby’s family emerges. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

9:30 p.m. _ * (9:31) How to Live With Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life) Max and Elaine offer to baby-sit Natalie so Polly can spend time with Scott. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D The Big Bang Theory Penny is left to nurse Sheldon back to health. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V (9:31) Last of the Summer Wine (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ The Aviators Air traffic control tower; walkaround checks; air show. (CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty The team visits a local Bass Pro Shops to unveil a special wing of the store featuring its products. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO (9:45) The Real Housewives of Orange County (N) (CC) (TV14) COM South Park Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HALL Frasier Frasier must help his agent quit smoking. (CC) (TVPG) NICK Full House Jesse and Joey’s exchange on the radio starts a feud, bringing a job offer. (CC) (TVG) TBS The Big Bang Theory Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali attend Penny’s Halloween party. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Operation Repo (N) (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Debra lays it on the line in a letter to Marie. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

10 p.m. # + Chicago Fire Detective Voight looks to cash in the favor Dawson owes him; Severide faces a threat to his career. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) $ NUMB3RS Don and Charlie disagree over letter-bombing suspects. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % CSI: Crime Scene Investigation A body is found floating in a mud bath at a popular spiritual retreat. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Nashville When Liam asks Rayna to run away with him and finish her album, Deacon has an unexpected reaction. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Secrets of the Dead German POWs reveal inner thoughts about the Third Reich, including military secrets. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia The Philadelphia Eagles hold open tryouts. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) D Seinfeld Jerry and Elaine vie for time with ballplayer Keith Hernandez. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG)

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¨ Curiosity Quest Goes Green Eco-friendly surfboards. (CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty The men camp out before the opening of duck season; stinky Phil seeks romance with Miss Kay. (CC) (HD) BRAVO Dukes of Melrose With Christo off preparing for his annual Easter feast, Cameron is left to run the store alone. (N) (TV14) COM Workaholics Adam and Ders try to become rich inventors. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC The Big Brain Theory: Pure Genius (Series Premiere) Stopping explosives from detonating before the two trucks carrying them hit head-on. (N) (CC) (HD) FX The Americans (Season Finale) Philip and Elizabeth are ordered to go through with a meeting that could potentially be a set-up. (N) (HD) (TVMA) HALL Frasier Roz mistakes Frasier’s concern about her love life for feelings of affection. (CC) (TVPG) HBO Game of Thrones The Hound is judged by the gods; Jaime is judged; Jon proves himself; Robb is betrayed; Tyrion learns the cost of weddings. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy A multi-generational family farms alligators; a construction crew builds a medieval castle. (CC) (HD) (TV14) NICK The Nanny When Fran and Brighton are mugged in Central Park, the perpetrator gets more than a purse. (CC) (TVPG) OWN 48 Hours: Hard Evidence People go to extraordinary lengths to achieve their goals. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SYFY Deep South Paranormal (N) TBS The Big Bang Theory The guys ask Penny to join their “Halo” team. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC My Crazy Obsession Bugs have been a part of David’s diet for over twelve years; Kelly eats from the dumpster. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TNT Castle Castle and Beckett investigate the brutal murder of a bike messenger. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn Seth tries to make amends; Les checks out an old school peep show. (HD) TVLND Forever Young The groups hit Las Vegas for dancing, gambling and reflection on experiences together. (N) (CC) (TVPG) USA Psych The mayor dies in an apparent surfing accident. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

10:30 p.m. 4 Scrubs Elliot’s wild sorority sister visits, making J.D. feel like a third wheel. (CC) (TV14) ? Family Feud (CC) (TVPG) D Frasier Roz notices a family trait when she meets the baby’s paternal grandparents. (CC) (TVPG)

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L The Office Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ Curiosity Quest (CC) (TVG) A&E Duck Dynasty The guys pig out at a new doughnut shop; Si wins a camper and uses it as his personal office. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Dukes of Melrose Cameron is the honoree at the Art of Elysium’s annual charity event. (N) (TV14) COM South Park Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) E! Married to Jonas Dani juggles family issues and a fashion photo shoot. (HD) (TVPG) HALL Frasier A focus group evaluates Frasier’s radio program. (CC) (TVPG) TBS The Big Bang Theory Koothrappali’s blind date takes an interest in Sheldon. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC My Crazy Obsession Anthony has built a replica of a 1970’s first class cabin; Melanie’s pet capybara, Gari. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Hardcore Pawn (HD) TVLND The King of Queens Carrie insists on using Doug’s Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

11 p.m. ^ Seinfeld Jerry and Elaine vie for time with ballplayer Keith Hernandez. (CC) (HD) (Part 1 of 2) (TVPG) ) Globe Trekker Santiago de Chile, gateway to Easter Island; Tahiti; an ocean voyage to Pitcairn Island. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ` Late Show With David Letterman Actor Tobey Maguire; Tom Odell performs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 According to Jim God gives Jim the power to reinvent women. (CC) (TVPG) D TMZ (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H 30 Rock Liz and Kenneth try to track Tracy down; Jack helps Jenna with her new project. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L The Simpsons Thirty years in the future, Bart, Lisa and their children plan a big family holiday. (CC) (TVPG) V Revolutionaries (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ The Best of the Joy of Painting A large old tree, small stream and textured ground. (CC) (TVG) ± Movie “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” (1975, R) Jack Nicholson. (HD) (3:00) A&E (11:01) Duck Dynasty Si wins big at the company party; beavers build a dam at Phil’s secret fishing pond. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BET (11:05) The Sheards Kierra wants her own place; the bishop tries pushing J. Drew away from music. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) BRAVO Watch What Happens: Live (N) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)

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Meyer Prince Deck Good Good Wizards Wizards Deck Deck Fish Phineas DISN Kim Poss Kim Poss Deck Lethal Weapon (R, ‘87) ››› (CC) Firestarter (3:20) (R) ›› (David Keith) Color Prpl ENC In Dreams (11:50) (R, ‘99) ›› Louis C.K.: Oh Bridesmaids (R, ‘11) ››› (HD) Manhunt (3:40) (NR) ››› (HD) Conchords HBO Veep The Closer You Get MAX Jump Off Lingerie Lingerie (1:15) (TVMA) Inhuman Resources (1:50) (R, ‘12) The Money Pit (HD) The Borgias (TVMA) Gigolos Mother’s Day (R, ‘10) › (CC) (HD) Timeline ›› (HD) SHOW Jim Rome, Sho Felon (R, ‘08) ›› (Stephen Dorff) Vamps (3:20) (PG-13) Cursed ›› STARZ Hope Springs (11:50) TMC Blue Valentine (11:40) (R) ››› The Long Weekend (1:35) (R) › Alien Raiders (3:10) (R, ‘08) (CC) Touched (4:40) (HD) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News


THURSDAY MORNING

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8 am

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9 am

44

9:30 10 am 10:30 11 am 11:30

KTVU Morning News Mornings on 2 (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) Minute Minute Wendy Williams Show Anderson Live (TVG) KCRA 3 Reports-6AM Today Actor Craig Robinson. (N) (CC) Live With Kelly Today (N) (CC) Anderson Live (N) KRON 4 Early News KRON 4 Morning News (N) (CC) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 5 News Early CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD) Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) The Young and the % KPIX Edition (N) (HD) (CC) (TVPG) (CC) (TVG) Restless (N) (TV14) Martha Curious Cat in the Super Dinosaur Sesame Street (TVY) Tiger Sid & Stretches Wild Kratt Arthur ABC7 News 6:00AM Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD) Live! With Kelly and The View (CC) (HD) ABC7 Be a Mil_ (N) (CC) (HD) Michael (N) (TVPG) (TV14) News lionaire Cat in the Tiger Caillou Curious Cat in the Super Dinosaur Clifford Cliff Pup Sesame Street (TVY) ) Raggs Good Morning America (N) (CC) (HD) News 10 at 9 (N) The View (TV14) News Sac & Co * News News 30 Rock + Today in the Bay (N) Today Actor Craig Robinson. (N) (CC) (HD) Let’s Make a Deal (N) The Price Is Right (N) Young & Restless ` CBS 13 News at 6am CBS This Morning (N) (CC) (HD) ·Despierta América! (N) (HD) Rosa de Guadalupe . Al Despertar 4 Williams Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Hip Hop Anti-Aging Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Steve Wilkos Show Baggage Baggage Paid Prog. Paid Prog. J. Meyer Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Blessing : DivinePlan Paid Prog. Paid Prog. KBS News Fruity Pie China Good Day Good Day Good Day Sac’mento Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) Jdg Judy Jdg Judy ? Good Day 6a Good Journal Quadriga Journal In Focus News Euromaxx Journal In Focus @ Journal European Euro The Dr. Oz Show The Dr. Oz Show (N) D Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Yng- Skin Funny Home Videos Trisha Goddard H FOX 40 News at 6AM FOX 40 News at 7AM FOX 40 News at 8AM FOX 40 News at 9AM Wendy Williams Show The Ricki Lake Show Pagado Película Chuper Chuper J Shepherd’s Chapel Pagado Pagado Safari Life Today Paid Prog. The Ricki Lake Show Judge Judge Judge Mathis (TVPG) The People’s Court L Copeland Prince Un Nuevo Día (N) (HD) (TVPG) Acceso Al Fondo Hay Sitio (N) P Dame Chocolate R Botánica Pagado Pagado Pagado S’pr Libro Pagado Pagado ·Vivir Más! Pagado Lágrimas Cambio de Vida Sesame Street (N) WordWrld Tiger Caillou Sid Curious Cat in the Cliff Pup Clifford V Zoboom Raggs Home Garden Yoga Body Elec. Sit/Be Fit C. Stretch Knitting Beads Sewing ¨ Morning Cup O Jazz Liv’g Int. Nopalea Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Hip Hop Dragon Willa’s ± Bay Vista Ca Living Paid Prog. Yng- Skin Bible Life Today Paid Prog. The 700 Club (TVPG) Health Paid Prog. Health ¥ Like You Wommack J. Meyer Prince Paid Prog. Dog Dog Dog Dog Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) CSI: Miami (TV14) A&E Money Hackers AMC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Williams Paid Prog. Sonic Duo Eddie and the Cruisers (9:15) (PG, ‘83) ›› (CC) (HD) ANIM Saved by the Lioness Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Houston Animal Cops Houston Pit Bulls and Parolees Pit Bulls and Parolees Popoff Moesha Parkers The Parkers (9:13) Fam. Mat. Fam. Mat. House Party ››› BET BET Inspiration (TVG) BRAVO Ghost Hunters (TVPG) Ghost Hunters (TV14) Ghost Hunters (TVPG) Ghost Hunters (TVPG) Ghost Hunters (TV14) Ghost Hunters (TV14) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT Music (TVPG) CMT CMT Music (TVPG) Fast Money Halftime Power Lunch (N) Street Signs (N) (CC) CNBC Squawk on the Street (N) (HD) CNN Newsroom (N) Around the World (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN CNN Newsroom (N) (HD) Colbert Sunny South Pk Comedy 30 Rock COM Insanity! TapouT Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Cook Safe Insanity! Daily CSNBA SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Superfood Paid Prog. Focused Joint Help Paid Prog. Public Affairs CSPN Washington Journal Public Affairs Creflo D. Kitchen J. Robison J. Meyer Paid Prog. Almost, Away FBI: Criminal Pursuit Unusual Suspects DSC Weight Kourtney-Kim Kourtney-Kim Kourtney-Kim Kardashians Interview E! Look Sexy Paid Prog. Kourtney-Kim SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter (N) ESPN SportsCenter (N) First Take (N) (CC) (HD) First Take (CC) (HD) Numbers First Take ESPN2 Mike & Mike (3) (N) Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World Boy/World 700 Club The 700 Club (TVPG) Gilmore Girls (TVPG) FAM J. Meyer Grace Happening Now (N) (HD) America Live (N) (HD) FNC America’s Newsroom (N) (HD) Challenge (HD) Good Eats Unwrap FOOD Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Yng- Skin Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. B. Flay Domestic Disturbance (PG-13, ‘01) › (HD) Vantage Point (HD) FX Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Darkness Falls (PG-13, ‘03) ›› (HD) HALL Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Love Lucy Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Home & Family (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) HIST Paid Prog. Paid Prog. The Most (CC) (TVG) Chasing Chasing Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Good Buy Outdoor Grt Rooms Grt Rooms Grt Rooms Grt Rooms Novogratz Novogratz Novogratz Novogratz HGTV Paid Prog. Dig In Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Will/Grace Will/Grace LIFE Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Balancing Designing Chris Alex Wagner Andrea Mitchell News Nation (N) MSNBC The Daily Rundown Jansing and Co. (N) MSNBC Live (N) AMTV Music videos. AMTV: 10 on Top Awkward. Awkward. Ke$ha Ke$ha Girl Code Girl Code MTV MTV Jams (TVPG) Dora... Bubble Bubble NICK Full House Full House Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Max, Ruby Umizoomi Umizoomi Dora... Rachael Ray (TVG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) OWN Nate Berkus Best Ink (CC) (TVPG) Best Ink (CC) (TVPG) House (CC) (TV14) House (CC) (TV14) OXY The Deep Blue Sea (R, ‘11) ››› CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) CSI: NY (CC) (TVPG) CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) SPIKE Paid Prog. Insanity! Kitchen Paid Prog. Sexiest P2 (R, ‘07) › (Wes Bentley, Rachel Nichols) Toolbox Murders (R) SYFY Sonic Duo Fat Loss Paid Prog. Sexy Abs Merlin (CC) Earl Prince Prince Payne Browns Prince Prince Rules Rules TBS Married Married Earl Double Danger (9:45) (NR) ›› The Locket (NR) ›› TCM I Am a Thief, ‘35 ›› The Case of the Black Cat (7:15) Married-Brkfst Multiples Baby Baby Baby Baby Pregnant Pregnant Four Weddings (CC) TLC 19 Kids 19 Kids Baby’s Charmed (TVPG) Charmed (TVPG) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) Supernatural (TV14) TNT Smallville (TVPG) Beyblade Pokemon NinjaGo NinjaGo Johnny T Tom-Jerry Tom & Jerry (TVG) Looney TOON Looney Hero: 108 Ben 10 Cook’s The Layover Dance the World Top 5 (N) Top 5 (N) Street Eats (TVG) No Reservation TRAV Cook’s Police Video TRUTV Paid Prog. Hair Loss Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Williams Sexy Abs In Session (HD) Divorced The Exes Van Dyke Love Lucy Griffith Gunsmoke TVLAND Slim In 6! Octspring Paid Prog. Cook Safe Murder, She Wrote Law Order: CI Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) Burn Notice (TVPG) USA Law Order: CI Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Jump Start (TVPG) Morning Buzz Bandslam ››› VH-1 Jump Start (TVPG) WGN-A Matlock (CC) (TVPG) Matlock (CC) (TVPG) In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night WGN Midday News Walker, Texas Ranger Chugging Mickey Pirates Mickey Mickey Doc McSt. Pirates Mickey Octonauts DISN Gaspard & Octonauts Little Cat’s Eye (PG-13) ›› Guarding Tess (9:40) (PG-13) ›› Secondhd ENC The Color Purple (5:20), ‘85 ››› That Old Feeling (HD) A. Lincoln New Year’s Eve › HBO Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (6:15) ››› (HD) The Terminal (6:35) ››› (HD) The Lucky One (8:45) (PG-13, ‘12) ›› (CC) Larry Crowne, ‘11 (HD) MAX Closer Lucky (R, ‘11) (HD) The Chaperone (10:15) (PG-13, ‘11) › (CC) SHOW Timeline Serenity (PG-13, ‘05) ››› (HD) Hope Springs (9:35) (PG-13) ››› We Need STARZ Cursed (5) The Patriot (6:40) (R, ‘00) ››› (Mel Gibson) (CC) Thunder Soul (8:05) (PG) ››› The Innkeepers (HD) Down in the Delta, ‘98 TMC Touched Legend of the Lost Tomb ›› Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News

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6:30

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TVTIMES

THURSDAY AFTERNOON

Noon 12:30 1 pm

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3:30

4 pm

4:30

5 pm

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5:30

News Eco Co. Trisha Goddard Maury (N) (TV14) Anderson Live (N) The Dr. Oz Show (N) News at 5pm (N) News Days of our Lives (N) Rachael Ray (N) (TVG) Katie (CC) (TVPG) The Dr. Oz Show (N) News NBC News Sexy Abs Paid Prog. Anti-Aging 30 Rock Insider Inside Ed. The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) News 5 Bold/Beau The Talk (N) (CC) (HD) Rachael Ray (N) (CC) The People’s Court Judge Judge KPIX 5 CBS % KPIX News tiful (TV14) (HD) (TVG) (N) (CC) (TVPG) Judy (N) Judy News Evening Caillou Clifford Masterpiece Classic Fort Peck Dam (CC) American Newsline News Business & WordWrld Barney The Chew (CC) (HD) General Hospital (N) Be a Mil- Jeopardy! Katie (CC) (HD) ABC7 News 4:00PM ABC7 World _ (TVPG) (CC) (TVPG) lionaire (TVG) (TVPG) (N) (CC) (HD) News News Test Kitchen News PBS NewsHour (N) News Tiger Cat in the Wild Kratt ) Charlie Rose (TVG) Check General Hospital (N) Jeopardy! Millionaire The Jeff Probst Show Ellen DeGeneres News ABC News * The Chew (TVPG) News NBC News + Access H’wood Live Days of our Lives (N) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Steve Harvey (TVPG) Ellen DeGeneres Bold The Talk (N) (TV14) The Doctors (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TV14) CBS 13 News at 4p News CBS News ` News Cuidado con el Ángel Soy Tu Dueña (N) El Gordo y la Flaca Primer Impacto (N) . Hoy (HD) Jerry Springer (N) Scrubs There 4 Perry Mason (TVPG) Steve Wilkos Show Jerry Springer (TV14) Jeremy Kyle News Love from the Valley Path Health Get Hot, Sexy Legs! Music Beat Drop Lbs! Saigon : Hdlnes Judge Judge Jdg Judy Jdg Judy The People’s Court Steve Harvey (TVPG) ? Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham Arts @ Journal Quadriga Classic Art Showcase Journal In Focus Journal Quadriga Journal Kick Off! Arts Dish Nat. Cops Cops Maury (CC) (TV14) Maury (N) (TV14) ’70s Show ’70s Show D Wendy Williams Show Minute Cops Judge Mathis (N) Divorce Divorce Steve Wilkos Show Fam. Guy Fam. Guy TMZ (N) News H Cops Película Lagrimita y Costel Estrellas Hoy Al Día Noticiero J Don Cheto Judge B. Judge B. Bill Cunningham FamFeud FamFeud Rules King L Divorce Divorce Judge Mathis (N) Decisiones Juveniles 12 Corazones (TV14) Lo Mejor Caso Cerrado (TVPG) María Celeste P Historias de Los Rey Cosas de la Vida Ventaneando América Milagro de los Santos Noticiero Azteca R Va Que Va Caillou Tiger Thomas Cat in the Zoboom Wild Kratt Arthur Martha Electric V Sesame Street (TVY) Barney Connect Everyday Aviators Everyday Make Paint Hands On Biz Kid$ Piano Guy Hey Kids ¨ Calif. Gold Make Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) Without a Trace (CC) ± Assassins (R, ‘95) ›› (Sylvester Stallone) (HD) Joni-Frnds Derma Paid Prog. J. Hagee J. Meyer Ladders Paid Prog. Jim Bakker Ministries Paid Prog. Paid Prog. ¥ Health Criminal Minds (TV14) Criminal Minds (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) The First 48 (TV14) A&E CSI: Miami (TV14) The American President, ‘95 ››› Premiere. (HD) The Breakfast Club (4:45) (HD) AMC Hackers (11:30) (PG-13) ›› (HD) Wildman Wildman River Monsters Gator Boys (TVPG) Wild Russia (TVPG) ANIM Pit Boss (CC) (TV14) Tanked: Unfiltered BET House Party (11) (R) Parkers Parkers Family Matters (TVG) Fam. Mat. Matters You Got Served (PG-13, ‘04) ›› (CC) Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha BRAVO Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Dollar Listing Million Reba Reba CMT Guntucky Guntucky Guntucky Guntucky Guntucky Dog and Beth: On the Hunt (CC) Dog and Beth Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report Crime Inc. CNBC Closing Bell (N) (CC) Closing Bell The Situation Room (N) (HD) Erin Burnett OutFront Anderson Cooper 360 CNN CNN Newsroom (11) Jake Tapper Futurama Futurama Sunny COM 30 Rock 30 Rock 30 Rock South Pk South Pk Encino Man (2:26) (PG, ‘92) ›› (CC) (HD) Chronicle Live (N) CSNBA Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Shaun T’s Paid Prog. MLB Baseball San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks. Public Affairs Capitol Hill Hearings CSPN Public Affairs (10) Osama: Finish Dual Survival (TV14) Auction Auction Auction Auction Blade Bro. Blade Bro. DSC Bin Laden Lair Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City True Hollywood Story Mean Girls 2 ›› E! E! News (HD) Around Pardon SportsCenter (N) (CC) (HD) (Live) College Softball ESPN Outside Football NFL Live (N) (CC) NFL32 (N) (CC) Around Pardon NFL Live (N) (CC) E:60 ESPN2 First Take Le Batard SportsNation (N) Reba Reba Reba ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show ’70s Show FAM Full House Full House Full House Full House Reba The Five (N) (HD) Special Report FOX Report The O’Reilly Factor FNC Studio/Shepard Smith Neil Cavuto Giada Contessa Contessa Paula Trisha’s FOOD Cooking Contessa Cooking Dinners Secrets 30-Minute Giada Bad Company (PG-13, ‘02) › (Anthony Hopkins) (HD) How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met Two Men FX Vantage Point (11) Brady HALL Marie (N) (CC) (TVG) Who-Dogs Who-Dogs Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Hap.Days Brady HIST Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Chasing Chasing Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) Swamp People (CC) HGTV Hunters Hunt Intl Home Strange Home Home Strange Home Income Income Income Income Income Income Wife Swap (TVPG) LIFE Will/Grace Will/Grace How I Met How I Met Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Grey’s Anatomy (CC) Wife Swap (TVPG) Martin Bashir (N) Hardball Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball Matthews All In With Chris MSNBC The Cycle (N) (HD) Guy Code Guy Code Ridic. Ridic. Ridic. Ridiculousness (4:15) Ridic. Ridic. MTV Guy Code Guy Code (12:45) Max, Ruby Dora... Dora... Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Monsters Parents Parents Sponge. Sponge. NICK Peter OWN Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Dr. Phil (CC) (TVPG) Solved Dead parents. Solved (CC) (TV14) Solved (CC) (TV14) Solved (CC) (TV14) House (CC) (TV14) House (CC) (TV14) House (CC) (TV14) Movie OXY House (CC) (TV14) Scarface (R) ››› (HD) SPIKE CSI: NY (CC) (TV14) GoodFellas (R, ‘90) ›››› (Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta) (HD) SYFY Toolbox Murders (11) The Pumpkin Karver (R, ‘06) › (Amy Weber) The Hills Have Eyes 2 (R, ‘07) › Defiance “The Devil in the Dark” Raymond Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Wipeout (CC) (TVPG) Raymond Friends Friends Friends Friends King TBS Jim Macao (NR, ‘52) ›› (CC) Great Diamond Moonfleet (3:15) (NR) ›› (Stewart Granger) Duel in the Sun (NR) TCM Locket Baby Baby Extreme Extreme What Not to Wear Four Weddings (CC) Medium Medium TLC What Not to Wear Bones (CC) (TV14) Bones (CC) (TV14) Bones (CC) (TV14) Castle (CC) (TVPG) NBA Basketball TNT Bones (CC) (TV14) Squirrel Looney Johnny T Johnny T Incredible Gumball Gumball Adventure TOON Looney Scooby Scooby Almost Man, Food Man, Food Bizarre Foods Man, Food Man, Food Mysteries-Museum TRAV Carnivore Carnivore Bizarre Foods Stings Hurts Hurts Hurts Hurts Most Shocking Most Shocking TRUTV Principal’s Principal’s Stings Gunsmoke (1:50) Bonanza (CC) (TVG) Bonanza (CC) (TVG) M*A*S*H (5:09) (CC) TVLAND Gunsmoke Gunsmoke (12:40) (CC) (TVG) NCIS (CC) (TV14) NCIS (CC) (TVPG) NCIS “Tribes” (TV14) NCIS (CC) (TV14) USA Burn Notice (TVPG) NCIS (CC) (TVPG) Off Pitch Master of the Mix Love, Hip Hop T.I.-Tiny T.I.-Tiny T.I. and Tiny VH-1 Bandslam (11) (PG) ››› Chris Chris Funny Home Videos How I Met How I Met WGN-A Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Law Order: CI Little Doc McSt. Doc McSt. Phineas Gravity Gravity Gravity Austin ANT Farm A.N.T. Farm (TVG) DISN Little The Color Purple (1:15) (PG-13) ››› (Whoopi Goldberg) Presumed Innocent (3:50) ››› ENC Secondhand Lions The New World, ‘05 ››› (HD) A. Lincoln Green Lnt HBO New Year’s Eve (11) Jane Eyre (PG-13) ››› (HD) Election (2:15) (R) Premiere. (HD) The Philly Kid (R) (HD) Forrest MAX EDtv (12:10) ›› Premiere. (HD) In the Mix, ‘05 › (HD) The Three Musketeers (3:15) (PG, ‘93) ›› The King’s Speech SHOW Phunny Business Vamps (1:20) (PG-13) The Patriot (R, ‘00) ››› (Mel Gibson) (CC) Calendar STARZ We Need to Talk About Kevin Peace, Love & Misunderstanding Guy X (4:35) ›› (HD) TMC Down in the Delta, ‘98 Albino Alligator (1:10) (R) ›› (Matt Dillon) Please check daily TV grids for updates Movies Children’s Sports News

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THURSDAY EVENING

Thursday

7 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Sheldon looks for a way to derail a prodigy’s research. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # Access Hollywood (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ omg! Insider (CC) (HD) % ? Family Feud (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Jeopardy! (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Nightly Business Report (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) * Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) + Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` The Big Bang Theory Leonard and Sheldon hire the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 ABC7 News on KOFY 7PM (N) (CC) D Bay Area News at 7 (N) (CC) (HD) H Two and a Half Men Charlie’s girlfriend is a younger version of his mother. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy When Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and ends up winning, the family struggles to cope. (CC) (TV14) V Ask This Old House (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ Newsline (CC) ± Without a Trace Malone theorizes that a missing defense attorney is delusional. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E The First 48 Murder victims are found in a scrap yard and a motel room. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM The Colbert Report (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Backyard Oil (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! E! News (N) (HD) HALL The Brady Bunch Greg and Marcia vie for student-body president. (CC) (TVG) HIST Swamp People A team of hunters catch a gator that is said to be cursed; one hunter loses his ability to shoot. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob and Patrick intrude upon Squidward’s day off; Squidward becomes obsessed with winning a stuffed animal from the skill crane. (CC) (TVY7) OWN Solved A surprise tip helps police solve a six-month old murder investigation. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TBS Seinfeld Jerry jokes about his uncle on television; Elaine fails a drug test; Jay Leno guest stars. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A lost bet results in a tattoo; a groom has a chest piece that must go before the wedding. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV World’s Dumbest... Bums fighting over a bike tire; a naked guy using a guitar as a weapon. (HD) (TV14) TVLND The Golden Girls A charmer woos Blanche; Dorothy’s mother moves in. (CC) (TVPG)

April 27-May 3, 2013

USA NCIS Security at a laboratory is put in jeopardy when an officer’s murder is linked to an arms dealer. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

7:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Leonard keeps an affair a secret from the gang. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) Check, Please! Bay Area (CC) (HD) (TVG) * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) + Access Hollywood (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ` (7:31) Two and a Half Men With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? Family Feud (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy Chris runs away to South America to avoid being hazed as part of a highschool ritual. (CC) (TV14) V Ask This Old House (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ California’s Gold (CC) (TVG) BRAVO (7:45) The Real Housewives of Atlanta Never-beforeseen footage, including Phaedra’s pet funerals. (TV14) COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Backyard Oil Dan and Ken Page employ a warlock to hunt for oil. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) HALL The Brady Bunch Carol may not be able to sing at Christmas. (CC) (TVG) NICK Drake & Josh Drake takes advantage of Josh’s ability to play pool. (CC) (TVY7) TBS Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld presents highlights from the series’ first 100 episodes. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos An unwanted surprise in a tattoo; a man’s wife hates his tramp stamp. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TVLND The Golden Girls Dorothy must face her ex-husband (Herb Edelman) when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding. (CC) (TVPG)

8 p.m. ^ H American Idol Contestants face elimination. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + Community Convinced that the study group was destined to meet, Abed pieces together everyone’s past. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % The Big Bang Theory Leonard and Sheldon hire the host of their favorite childhood

TV show to perform. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ * Wife Swap (Season Finale) A laid-back mother switches places with a disciplinarian. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) California Forever (CC) (HD) (TVG) ` (8:01) Person of Interest (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Law & Order: Criminal Intent The death of a pharmaceuticals executive leads police to corporate corruption. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ? L The Vampire Diaries Rebekah receives unsolicited advice from Matt; Katherine is suspicious of an offer from Bonnie. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Friends Ross tries to prevent Emily from leaving; gals try to get their apartment back. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) V Life in Cold Blood (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ Roadtrip Nation (CC) (TVG) ± Without a Trace The team probes the disappearance of a motivational speaker, finding lots of suspects. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E The First 48 Two men are beaten, shot, and left behind a house. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM Futurama Fry, Leela and Bender develop superhuman powers and fight crime in the Big Apple. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) DSC Hillbilly Blood Spencer and Eugene build the Fort Knox of chicken coops. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! The Soup (HD) (TV14) HALL Frasier Frasier and Bulldog compete for the attention of a beautiful woman. (CC) HIST Swamp People The battleweary veterans need their deckhands to step up like never before. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Project Runway The designers show their collections in the final runway show at Lincoln Center. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) NICK Big Time Rush The boys try to stop the invasion of a British boy band; the boys hire a music manager. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) OWN Dateline on OWN An office manager for the FBI is murdered. (CC) (HD) (TV14) SPIKE iMPACT Wrestling (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) TBS Family Guy Bonnie and Lois take a trip to Paris; Peter uses unorthodox teaching methods with Chris and Meg. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos A lost bet results in a tattoo; a groom has a chest piece that must go before the wedding. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV World’s Dumbest... Subway brawls; Russian billionaires get physical. (HD) (TV14) TVLND The Golden Girls Rose finds herself romantically involved for the first time since her husband’s death. (CC) USA NCIS The team works with the Baltimore police to investi-

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8:30 p.m. # + The Office Andy pursue his dream; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam. (CC) (HD) (TV14) (Part 1) % (8:31) Two and a Half Men With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D Friends Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner; Frank Jr. cannot cope with the triplets. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V (8:50) Life in Cold Blood (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ Burt Wolf: Travels & Traditions (CC) (TVG) BRAVO (8:45) Married to Medicine The fallout from the brawl continues; Quad invites both Mariah and Toya to her puppy soiree. (TV14) COM Futurama Al Gore’s head holds an emergency summit in Kyoto, Japan, to deal with global warming. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) DSC Hillbilly Blood Eugene and Spencer set out to find gems they can barter. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) E! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? While on a trip, Ryan and his mother bond. (HD) (TVPG) HALL Frasier Frasier solicits help to interpret his recurring dream. (CC) (TVPG) NICK Wendell & Vinnie Vinnie wants to teach Wendell to love baseball. (N) (CC) (TVPG) TBS Family Guy When Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and ends up winning, the family struggles to cope. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos An unwanted surprise in a tattoo; a man’s wife hates his tramp stamp. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TVLND The Golden Girls Blanche’s sister (Sheree North) needs a kidney donor. (CC)

9 p.m. ^ H Glee The glee club members perform Stevie Wonder songs; Artie receives potentially life-changing news. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + The Office Andy pursue his dream; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) (Part 2) $ White Collar The daughter of Neal’s friend is a kidnap victim. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % (9:01) Person of Interest (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * Grey’s Anatomy Bailey continues to shut everyone out; Owen worries that Ethan could end up in foster care. (N) (CC) ` (9:01) Elementary After receiving information from Sebastian Moran, Sherlock resumes his search for Moriarty. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)

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) ThePianoGuys: Live at Red Butte Garden Cellist Steven Sharp and pianist Jon Schmidt perform. (CC) (HD) (TVG) D The Big Bang Theory Sheldon looks for a way to derail a prodigy’s research. (CC) (HD) (TV14) ¨ Pacific Heartbeat (CC) (TVG) AMC Freakshow Asia attempts to swallow a sword for sword swallower’s day; competition heats up. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO (9:45) Married to Medicine (N) (TV14) COM Tosh.0 (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Hillbilly Blood Spencer’s truck breaks down, and he and Eugene face a potentially deadly journey home. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) FX Anger Management Charlie gets jealous and uses a patient to spy on Kate. (N) (HD) (TV14) HALL Frasier Niles fills in for Frasier at the radio station. (CC) (TVPG) HBO Game of Thrones The Hound is judged by the gods; Jaime is judged; Jon proves himself; Robb is betrayed; Tyrion learns the cost of weddings. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) NICK Full House Jesse harbors an old secret; Michelle can’t tie her shoelaces. (CC) (TVG) SHOW Mayweather The life story of Floyd Mayweather Jr.; challenges that professional boxer Robert Guerrero has encountered. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TBS The Big Bang Theory Leonard and Sheldon try to avoid seeing Penny perform after hearing her sing. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC America’s Worst Tattoos The result of a bet; a skating tattoo; a disfigured Merman tattoo. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Impractical Jokers Holding strangers’ hands in the park; race through the aisles of a grocery store. (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

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April 27-May 3, 2013 D Seinfeld Jerry’s baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) ± Criminal Minds The team goes to Miami to catch a serial killer. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E The Killer Speaks Dena Riley and her sex-offender boyfriend rape and kill two innocent women. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) AMC Freakshow Convincing a bearded lady and a living giant to join. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha helps the owner of the Summers Sports Bar get the place back in shape. (N) (TV14) COM It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Mac and Charlie stage their own deaths to save their lives. (CC) (Part 1 of 2) (TVMA) DSC Buying Alaska Ryan and Skippy want their new home to be their own piece of Alaska. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) E! Blinging Up Baby Lives of celebrity moms and their children. (N) (HD) (TV14) FX Two and a Half Men Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair. (CC) (HD) (TV14) HALL Frasier Niles loses a chance with Daphne when he hesitates. (CC) (TVPG) HIST Chasing Tail Arky battles a late night invader in deer camp; Lou comes up with a way to transport deer. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Dance Moms Abby’s dancers compete with the Candy Apples in New York; Abby plans to wow the judges. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK The Nanny After attending a retirement party for a friend, Fran stumbles into bed with Maxwell. (CC) (TVPG) OWN Dateline on OWN A young man loses his wife and son on a family outing. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TBS Men at Work Milo decides to break it off with Molly; Tyler and Gibbs disagree with the owner of a restaurant. (N) (HD) (TV14) TLC NY Ink The shop has 100 angry customers on its hands. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Impractical Jokers The guys debut uninspiring inventions to stunned focus groups and use people for pillows. (HD) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond The neighbors complain to Ray about Frank and Marie. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA The Moment A man considers giving up a successful job to pursue a coaching position. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

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11 p.m. ^ Seinfeld Jerry’s baseball hero, Keith Hernandez, falls for Elaine; George schemes to extend his unemployment benefits. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TVPG) ) Easy Yoga for Arthritis With Peggy Cappy Relieving stiffness, pain and fatigue of joint inflammation. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ` Late Show With David Letterman Atlas Genius performs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 According to Jim Jim tries to cheer up Cheryl by forging suggestive notes. (CC) (TVPG) D TMZ (CC) (HD) (TVPG) L The Simpsons Homer’s family tries to get to the root of his bed-wetting problem. (CC) (TVPG) ¨ The Best of the Joy of Painting A scene depicts a lonely cabin in the frozen mountains. (CC) (TVG) ± Criminal Minds Morgan, Prentiss, Reid and J.J. try to keep a stalker from reaching the object of his attention. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E (11:01) The Killer Speaks A man who served time for nearly killing a woman unleashes his hidden rage on a new girlfriend. (CC) (HD) (TV14) BRAVO Watch What Happens: Live (N)

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TNT The Mentalist A mobster in witness protection is murdered. (CC) (HD) (TV14) TRUTV Wipeout Contestants face obstacles in an attempt to win the $50,000 prize. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND The Golden Girls Dorothy’s date (Peter Hansen) flirts with Blanche. (CC) (TVPG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit A woman is found dead in Central Park, with no apparent cause of death. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

7:30 p.m. ^ The Big Bang Theory Wolowitz’s security clearance is jeopardized. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) # Extra (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Entertainment Tonight (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Judge Judy (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) _ Wheel of Fortune (N) (CC) (HD) (TVG) ) This Week in Northern California Insightful discussion and news analysis. Host: Belva Davis. (CC) (HD) * Inside Edition (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D TMZ (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H Two and a Half Men Charlie tries to adjust to dating a slightly older woman. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Family Guy Peter broadcasts a TV station out of the Griffin home. (CC) (TV14) ¨ California’s Gold (CC) (TVG) A&E Storage Wars A locker with a high pay-off; stockpile of antiques. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM (7:57) Tosh.0 Tosh gives the “American Idol” girls a Web redemption and visits a Uganda propaganda meeting. (CC) (HD) (TV14) NICK Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Raphael is insulted by a New Yorker named Vic. (CC) (HD) (TVY7) TBS Seinfeld Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TLC Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta ABC News Bride Linsey wants to find her perfect gownbut nothing lives up to her expectations. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND The Golden Girls Blanche’s unruly teenage grandson visits. (CC) (TVPG)

8 p.m. ^ H Kitchen Nightmares Gordon helps the owners of Chappy’s in Nashville, Tenn. (N) (CC) (TV14) # D Fashion Star The designers must take a dated trend and transform it into a fresh and current look. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Undercover Boss (N) (CC) (HD) _ * Happy Endings When Penny’s mom and Dave’s dad decide to adopt a baby togeth-

er, Dave and Penny react irrationally. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) ) Washington Week With Gwen Ifill (N) (CC) ` Vegas When Lamb looks into the death of an attorney, retaliation attacks put Katherine in the hospital. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) 4 Law & Order: Criminal Intent A musician romantically linked to his psychologist is murdered. (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Nikita A mutinous agent guided by Amanda steals the black box from the wreckage of Division. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) V Death in Paradise (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ The Red Green Show (CC) (TVG) ± Cold Case Lilly reopens the case of a student who died in a frat house. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Storage Wars Jarrod and Brandi look to score in Laguna Niguel, Calif.; a new buyer arrives on the scene. (CC) (HD) BRAVO The Real Housewives of Orange County Tamra’s explosion at the party has widespread effects, leaving Vicki torn between Tamra and Alexis. (CC) (TV14) COM (8:28) Tosh.0 Tosh gives the ice cream truck guy a Web redemption and shares his feelings. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Sons of Guns: Locked and Loaded Will and Joe go to Jordan and leave a SOCOM order behind; Kris goes behind Will’s back. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Blinging Up Baby Lives of celebrity moms and their children. (HD) (TV14) HIST American Pickers Mike and Frank find a dinosaur bone; 60’s Bella German scooter; antique audio recording device. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Hoarders (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Turtles battle a new enemy who threatens the city. (CC) (HD) (TVY7) OWN Iyanla, Fix My Life A mother leaves her family for another man but wants to return home. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) STARZ Spartacus: War of the Damned A band of marauders may be Spartacus’ only option for providing food and supplies for his warriors; Crassus’ son Tiberius makes a fateful decision. (CC) (TVMA) SYFY WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) (CC) TBS Family Guy A retelling of “Return of the Jedi.” (CC) (HD) (TV14) TLC Four Weddings: Unveiled Becky’s circus-themed wedding includes peanut girls and a BBQ; Tanaya has a garden reception. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Wipeout Obstacles include Snakes on the Plains and Pulling Teeth. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND The Golden Girls Sophia challenges Dorothy to a bowling match. (CC) (TVPG)

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USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The detectives investigate when a hotel maid reports being assaulted by an Italian diplomat. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

8:30 p.m. _ * Happy Endings (Season Finale) Jane is tasked with planning the perfect wedding for her older sister, Brooke. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Check, Please! Bay Area (CC) (HD) (TVG) V (8:55) Hetty Wainthropp Investigates (CC) (HD) ¨ Just Seen It Industry professionals present their takes on current movies and TV shows, and interview Hollywood insiders. (CC) (TVPG) A&E Storage Wars The bidders return to the Los Angeles community of Mission Hills; Dave begins his day in the hole. (CC) (HD) COM (8:58) Inside Amy Schumer Amy regrets having a one night stand; getting on a plane. (CC) (HD) (TV14) NICK Monsters vs. Aliens Susan convinces B.O.B. that baths cure crankiness; Link accidentally eats gelatin. (CC) (HD) (TVY7) TVLND The Golden Girls Rose buys a gun after the house is burglarized. (CC) (TVPG)

9 p.m. ^ H Touch After a run-in with Aster Corps, Martin and Trevor go under cover to protect the Righteous 36. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) # D Dateline NBC (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) $ Monk Monk takes a job as a substitute teacher to determine the cause of a death. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Vegas When Lamb looks into the death of an attorney, retaliation attacks put Katherine in the hospital. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * (9:01) Shark Tank Frozen concentrated gumbo brick; a bird feeder that shocks squirrels; coffee subscription business. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) The Queen’s Palaces (CC) (HD) ` Blue Bloods Danny is upset when a woman he promised to help commits suicide; the Reagan family suffers a loss. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) L Oh Sit! Havana Brown performs as contestants tackle obstacles. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ¨ The Artist Toolbox (CC) ± Cold Case The mother of a murdered boy finds a letter suggesting his death was not random. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E Storage Wars Chatsworth, Calif., is the scene of a 100vault auction; Mark goes in on a big group of lockers. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

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TVTIMES COM (9:29) Workaholics Ders’ dad comes to visit and the guys’ friendship is tested. (CC) (HD) (TV14) DSC Sons of Guns The SOCOM order is still on hold and Will is on edge. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Fashion Police Christina Milian; Penelope Mitchell; Freya Tingley. (HD) (TV14) HIST American Pickers Mike hits the back roads of South Dakota; Frank takes off for the Sturgis motorcycle rally. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Hoarders (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Full House Jesse and Joey must direct a patriotic first-grade play. (CC) (TVG) OWN Iyanla, Fix My Life A radio DJ is caught between her new husband and her teenage son. (HD) (TVPG) STARZ Da Vinci’s Demons Bechhi is accused of spying for Rome; Leonardo reveals his latest weapon as the armies of Rome and Florence face off. (N) (CC) (TVMA) TLC Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta Bride Mallory is torn between trendy and conservative; Lorie has recently lost over 100 pounds. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Wipeout Facing obstacles like the Faulty Bridge and Twister Mill. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Well-meaning advice makes Ray nervous on camera. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit When a 13-year-old won’t reveal who impregnated her, Benson must determine if she was raped. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

9:30 p.m. V (9:46) The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes Lord St. Simon will not set foot in Glaven Castle, and his aunts fear that his marriage to a beautiful American heiress may fail; Sherlock Holmes works to solve the mystery. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ Live From the Artists Den (CC) (TVPG) A&E Storage Wars The Chatsworth auction continues into the night; Ivy takes a bite out of the competition. (CC) (HD) (TV14) COM (9:59) Tosh.0 (CC) (HD) (TV14) HBO (9:45) Making: Behind the Candelabra Michael Douglas and Matt Damon star in the film that details the relationship between Liberace and his young lover. (N) (HD) (TVPG) NICK Full House Joey obsesses over a charity hockey game against an old nemesis. (CC) (TVG) TLC Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta A young widow takes her second trip to the altar at a Train concert. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Ray uses an “active listening” technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

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10 p.m. # + (10:01) Rock Center With Brian Williams (N) (CC) (HD) $ Monk Monk suspects there’s a killer aboard his cross-country airline flight. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) % Blue Bloods Danny is upset when a woman he promised to help commits suicide; the Reagan family suffers a loss. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) _ * (10:01) 20/20 (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Britain’s Royal Weddings (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia The McPoyles and sister Margaret take the gang hostage. (CC) (HD) (TVMA) ? Nikita A mutinous agent guided by Amanda steals the black box from the wreckage of Division. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) D (10:01) The Big Bang Theory Wolowitz’s security clearance is jeopardized. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ± Cold Case Lilly and Jeffries probe the 1945 murder of a ballplayer. (CC) (HD) (TV14) A&E Storage Wars The bidders travel to San Jacinto, Calif.; Brandi and Jarrod are forced to team up with Barry. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) DSC Wild West Alaska Annual salmon-cooking competition and garage sale; a cowboy needs help training his shooting horses. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Fashion Police Guest Katie Lowes. (N) (HD) (TV14) HALL Frasier Frasier searches for a schoolmate he wronged. (CC) (TVPG) HBO Real Time With Bill Maher Host Bill Maher offers his unique perspective on contemporary issues. (N Same-day Tape) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST American Pickers The guys freestyle on their home turf; Frank’s practical jokes; George’s heavenly collection. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE Hoarders (CC) (HD) (TVPG) NICK The Nanny C.C.’s collegeprofessor brother bets he can make Fran a “Jeopardy” contestant. (CC) (TVPG) OWN Raising Whitley Kym and Caroline Rhea resolve not to seek nannies on Craigslist; Kym takes her son for his first haircut. (HD) (TVPG) STARZ (10:05) Da Vinci’s Demons Bechhi is accused of spying for Rome; Leonardo reveals his latest weapon as the armies of Rome and Florence face off. (CC) (TVMA) SYFY Merlin Merlin must act fast to free Gwen from Morgana’s control. (N) (CC) TLC I Found the Gown Bride Becca hopes to find a gown that will put her in a bridal mood; a dress that stands out. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV World’s Dumbest... The dumbest circus ever; a radio personality broadcasts while stuck in a fire. (HD) (TV14)

April 27-May 3, 2013 TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond Ray’s brotherly gesture works a little too well. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Detectives Benson and Tutuola investigate sexual abuse charges against a basketball coach. (CC) (HD) (TV14)

10:30 p.m. 4 Scrubs Elliot begins to plan her wedding; J.D. runs into an ex-girlfriend at a surgeons convention. (CC) (TV14) D (10:31) Frasier Frasier throws a picnic for the unemployed radio staff. (CC) (TVPG) L The Office After Jan busts Michael for having a “movie Monday,” Dwight makes a play for Michael’s job. (CC) (HD) (TV14) V (10:37) Pickin’ & Trimmin’ Entertainment at a North Carolina barbershop. (CC) (HD) (TVG) ¨ Art Through Time: A Global View (CC) (TVPG) A&E Storage Wars The buyers encounter fierce competition from “The Kings of Swag” in Lake Elsinore, Calif. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) COM The Comedy Central Roast The Comedy Central Roast of model Pamela Anderson. (CC) (TVMA) HALL Frasier Frasier runs for president of his condo association. (CC) (TVPG) NICK The Nanny Fran panics when her longtime pen pal wants to meet face-to-face. (CC) (TVPG) OWN Life With La Toya La Toya has specific needs in the search for her dream house. (HD) (TVPG) TLC I Found the Gown (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TVLND Everybody Loves Raymond As an example for Ally, Ray takes piano lessons from Marie. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

11 p.m. ^ Seinfeld George worries over gaining the upper hand in his current romance. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) ) Need to Know (N) (CC) (HD) ` Late Show With David Letterman Actor Nathan Lane; Kacey Musgraves performs. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVPG) 4 According to Jim Jim feels stifled when Cheryl sets some new rules. (CC) (TVPG) ? Oh Sit! Havana Brown performs as contestants tackle obstacles. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) D (11:01) TMZ (CC) (HD) (TVPG) H 30 Rock Hank wants to cancel “TGS,” but Jack convinces him to let Liz make the 100th episode. (CC) (HD) (Part 2 of 2) (TV14) L The Simpsons Mr. Burn replaces most of the plant’s employees with robots that end up turning on the community. (CC) (TVPG) V Moyers & Company (CC) (HD) (TVG)

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¨ The Best of the Joy of Painting A lonely little cabin deep in the dark forest. (CC) (TVG) ± Flashpoint Team One is in pursuit of James Mitchell, an armed man. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) A&E (11:01) Storage Wars Sportsman’s locker; construction equipment. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) DSC Sons of Guns The SOCOM order is still on hold and Will is on edge. (CC) (HD) (TV14) E! Chelsea Lately Topher Grace; Dan Levy; Loni Love; Gary Valentine. (HD) (TV14) FAM The 700 Club (CC) (HD) (TVPG) HALL Frasier Martin asks an animal psychiatrist to evaluate lethargic Eddie. (CC) (TVG) HBO VICE The stories of young FLDS men who have been thrown out of their homes; parents send their daughters to rural fattening camps in Mauritania; examining wealth and poverty in Mumbai. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) HIST (11:02) American Pickers Frank seems to have lost his mojo; The guys visit a vintage town; Frank senses engine trouble. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) LIFE (11:01) Hoarders (CC) (HD) (TVPG) MAX Zane’s the Jump Off Lauren agrees to meet Dmitri at his place but when she arrives she finds Brenda already there; Ernest grows closer to Sabrina. (N) (CC) (HD) (TVMA) NICK Friends A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler. (CC) (TV14) OWN Iyanla, Fix My Life A mother leaves her family for another man but wants to return home. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) SYFY Defiance A murderer unleashes insects on the town. TBS Are We There Yet? Suzanne learns the mother of Kevin’s new friend Nathan is Nick’s old fling. (HD) (TVPG) TLC Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta Bride Mallory is torn between trendy and conservative; Lorie has recently lost over 100 pounds. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) TRUTV Top 20 Most Shocking Practical jokes; a tough guy does a belly flop on a frozen pond; a roommate gets a scare. (HD) (TV14) TVLND The King of Queens Doug catches Carrie cheating while playing board games with friends. (CC) (HD) (TVPG) USA The Moment A man considers giving up a successful job to pursue a coaching position. (CC) (HD) (TVPG)

11:30 p.m. ^ How I Met Your Mother The gang remembers the events of Hurricane Irene. (CC) (HD) (TV14) # + (11:34) The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Actor Chris Evans; director Kevin Smith. (N) (CC) (HD) (TV14)

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“The A-Team” ›› (2010, Action) Liam Neeson. Former Special Forces soldiers form a rogue unit. (HD) (PG-13) (3:30) FX Sat. 1:30 p.m. “Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd” ›› (1952, Comedy) Bud Abbott. Abbott and Costello stumble upon Capt. Kidd’s treasure map. (CC) (NR) (1:15) TCM Tue. 12:30 p.m. “Across the Universe” ›› (2007, Musical) Evan Rachel Wood. Two lovers become entangled in 1960s counterculture. (PG-13) (2:30) D Sat. 9 p.m. “Against the Ropes” ›› (2004, Drama) Meg Ryan. A female boxing-manager bonds with a fighter. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:51) TMC Tue. 8 p.m. “The Alamo” ›› (2004, War) Dennis Quaid. Outnumbered Texans fight to secede from Mexico. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A Sun. 1 a.m., 8 a.m. “The Alamo” ›› (2004, War) Dennis Quaid. Outnumbered Texans fight to secede from Mexico. (PG-13) (2:00) L Sun. 3 a.m. “The Alamo” ›› (2004, War) Dennis Quaid. Outnumbered Texans fight to secede from Mexico. (CC) (PG-13) (2:17) STARZ Tue. 6:40 p.m.; Wed. 2:05 a.m. “Albino Alligator” ›› (1996, Drama) Matt Dillon. Federal agents surround a bar containing several fugitives. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:37) TMC Thu. 1:10 p.m. “Alice in Wonderland” ››› (1933, Fantasy) Charlotte Henry. A girl walks through a looking glass into a fantasy world. (NR) (1:30) TCM Fri. 5 p.m. “Alien Raiders” (2008, Suspense) Carlos Bernard. Scientists take over a supermarket to find aliens. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:25) TMC Thu. 3:10 a.m. “Alien vs. Predator” ›› (2004, Science Fiction) Sanaa Lathan. Antarctic explorers encounter deadly extraterrestrials. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:40) HBO Sun. 5:15 p.m. “All About the Benjamins” ›› (2002, Action) Ice Cube. A bounty hunter and his prey get mixed up in a diamond scam. (CC) (R) (2:30) BET Sat. 4:30 p.m.; Sun. 11 a.m. “All Good Things” (2010, Mystery) Ryan Gosling. The wife of a New York real estate scion suddenly goes missing. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) TMC Sat. 1:10 p.m.; Sun. 5:15 a.m. “All Things Fall Apart” (2011, Drama) Ray Liotta. A running back tries to make it through his senior year. (CC) (R) (2:30) BET Mon. 11 a.m. “The Amazing Spider-Man” ››› (2012, Action) Andrew Garfield. Peter Parker investigates his parents’ disappearance. (CC) (PG-13) (2:16) STARZ Sat. 9 p.m.; Sun. 8:15 a.m., 5:40 p.m. “The Ambassador’s Daughter” ›› (1956, Comedy) Olivia de Havilland. A visiting senator plans to close Paris to American soldiers. (CC) (NR) (1:45)

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QUICK CLICKS 4-STAR MOVIES “Blade Runner” ›››› (1982, Science Fiction) Harrison Ford. In 2019 a detective hunts down deadly runaway androids. (CC) (R) (1:57) ENC Tue. 10:40 a.m. “Cinderella” ›››› (1950, Fantasy) Voices of Ilene Woods. Animated. Fairy godmother leads maid to Prince Charming. (HD) (G) (1:45) FAM Sun. 3 p.m., 8:30 p.m. “Cinema Paradiso” ›››› (1988, Drama) Salvatore Cascio. A projectionist’s friendship gives a boy a love for movies. (Subtitled-English) (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:03) TMC Fri. 3:55 p.m. “The Deer Hunter” ›››› (1978, War) Robert De Niro. Steelworker friends face horrors in Vietnam. (CC) (HD) (R) (3:03) TMC Sun. 10:30 p.m. “Giant” ›››› (1956, Drama) Elizabeth Taylor. George Stevens’ Oscar-winning portrait of feuding Texans. (CC) (G) (3:45) TCM Sat. 5 p.m. “GoodFellas” ›››› (1990, Crime Drama) Robert De Niro. An Irish-Italian hood joins the 1950s New York Mafia. (HD) (R) (3:30) SPIKE Wed. 4:30 p.m.; Thu. 1 p.m. “Interrupted Melody” ›››› (1955, Biography) Eleanor Parker. Australian soprano Marjorie Lawrence comes back from polio. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Wed. 11:15 a.m. “Million Dollar Baby” ›››› (2004, Drama) Clint Eastwood. A cantankerous trainer bonds with a female boxer. (CC) (HD)

(PG-13) (2:12) HBO Fri. 5:45 p.m. “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” ›››› (1975, Drama) Jack Nicholson. An irreverent troublemaker is committed to an asylum. (HD) (R) (3:00) ± Wed. 11 p.m. “Pulp Fiction” ›››› (1994, Crime Drama) John Travolta. Criminals cross paths in three interlocked tales of mayhem. (R) (3:00) VH1 Fri. Midnight, 7 p.m. “The Seventh Seal” ›››› (1956, Drama) Max von Sydow. A weary knight plays chess with Death. (NR) (1:45) TCM Sun. 11:15 p.m. “The Silence of the Lambs” ›››› (1991, Suspense) Jodie Foster. A mad genius helps an FBI trainee pursue a serial killer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:59) MAX Wed. 8 p.m. “The Snake Pit” ›››› (1948, Drama) Olivia de Havilland. An

ex-patient recalls the horrors of a mental institution. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Mon. 9:30 a.m. “The Southerner” ›››› (1945, Drama) Zachary Scott. A poor sharecropper and his family try to eke out a living. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Tue. 3 a.m. “Unforgiven” ›››› (1992, Western) Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood’s Oscar-winning portrait of an aged gunman. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:10) AMC Mon. 8 p.m., 11 p.m.; Tue. 2 p.m. “When Harry Met Sally” ›››› (1989, Romance-Comedy) Billy Crystal. Two romantically bruised New Yorkers become close friends. (CC) (R) (2:00) OXY Sat. 8 a.m. “Young Frankenstein” ›››› (1974, Comedy) Gene Wilder. Dr. Frankenstein’s grandson returns to Transylvania. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:45) AMC Sat. 12:15 a.m.

TCM Sun. 3:15 p.m. “American Bandits: Frank and Jesse James” (2010, Western) George Stults. Outlaw Jesse James and brother Frank dodge a marshal. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:28) TMC Wed. 11 a.m. “The American President” ››› (1995, Romance-Comedy) Michael Douglas. A rival exploits the president’s romance with a lobbyist. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:54) AMC Thu. 2 p.m. “American Psycho II: All American Girl” › (2002, Horror) Mila Kunis. A college student becomes a serial killer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:28) MAX Tue. 4:35 p.m. “American Reunion” ›› (2012, Comedy) Jason Biggs. The gang from “American Pie” has a high-school reunion. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52) MAX Tue. 6:05 p.m.; Wed. 12:20 a.m. “An American Romance” ››› (1944, Drama) Brian Donlevy. A hard-working immigrant realizes his dreams of success. (NR) (2:15) TCM Thu. 10:45 p.m. “The Amityville Horror” ›› (1979, Horror) James Brolin. A family’s Long Island home is possessed by evil spirits. (CC) (R) (1:57) ENC Fri. 1 a.m. “And Now... Ladies and Gentlemen” ›› (2002, Suspense) Jeremy Irons. A jewel thief and a singer meet in Morocco. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:13) TMC Sat. 8

a.m. “The Angry Hills” ›› (1959, War) Robert Mitchum. Nazis chase U.S. newsman paid to smuggle names to London. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue. 3 p.m. “Apollo 18” › (2011, Science Fiction) Lloyd Owen. Footage from a moon mission reveals a terrifying incident. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:26) TMC Mon. 3:30 p.m.; Tue. 5:05 a.m. “The Apostle” ››› (1998, Drama) Robert Duvall. An outlaw Texas preacher attempts to redeem himself. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (2:28) SHOW Wed. 6:45 a.m. “Arsenic and Old Lace” ››› (1944, Comedy) Cary Grant. Two elderly ladies poison gentlemen with laced wine. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Wed. 11:30 p.m. “The Art of Getting By” › (2011, Comedy-Drama) Freddie Highmore. A disaffected teenager meets a kindred spirit. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:24) HBO Mon. 9 a.m. “Assassins” ›› (1995, Action) Sylvester Stallone. A veteran hitman embarks upon his final assignment. (HD) (R) (3:00) ± Thu. Noon “Autumn in New York” › (2000, Romance) Richard Gere. A restaurateur falls for a dying woman who’s half his age. (HD)

(PG-13) (1:43) TMC Sun. 8:40 a.m. “Awake” › (2007, Suspense) Hayden Christensen. A surgical patient becomes alert but paralyzed during his procedure. (HD) (R) (1:24) AMC Wed. 2 p.m.

Rating Guide G — For general audiences. PG — Parental guidance suggested; some material may not be suitable for preteens. PG-13 — Parents cautioned to give special guidance to children under 13, because some material may be inappropriate. R — Restricted. Not

recommended for those under 17. NC–17 — Adults only. NR — Not rated.

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“Babies for Sale” ›› (1940, Drama) Rochelle Hudson. A crusading newspaperman exposes a black market baby ring. (NR) (1:15) TCM Tue. 10:30 p.m. “Bad Boys” ››› (1995, Action) Martin Lawrence. Two Miami cops attempt to recover stolen police evidence. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) USA Sun. 2 p.m., 11 p.m. “Bad Company” › (2002, Action) Anthony Hopkins. A hustler is recruited by the CIA to pose as his brother. (HD) (PG13) (2:30) FX Thu. 1 p.m.; Fri. 10:30 a.m. “Bad Santa” ››› (2003, Comedy) Billy Bob Thornton. Two criminals disguise themselves as St. Nick and an elf. (CC) (R) (1:33) STARZ Tue. 3:10 a.m., 10:40 p.m. “Bad Teacher” ›› (2011, Comedy) Cameron Diaz. Two teachers vie for the affections of a rich substitute. (CC) (R)

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TVTIMES (1:32) ENC Sun. 6:20 p.m.; Mon. 1:50 a.m. “Bandslam” ››› (2009, Musical Comedy) Aly Michalka. Young members of a rock band prepare for a musical battle. (PG) (2:30) VH1 Wed. 5:30 p.m.; Thu. 11 a.m. “The Bank Job” ››› (2008, Crime Drama) Jason Statham. Thieves tunnel into a bank vault in 1971 London. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) TBS Thu. 2 a.m. “The Baxter” ›› (2005, Romance-Comedy) Michael Showalter. A bridegroom has an anxious two weeks before his wedding. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:31) TMC Wed. 8:30 p.m. “Beach Kings” (2008, Drama) David Charvet. A woman inspires a former star athlete to excel at volleyball. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:45) HBO Mon. 2 p.m. “Beauty Shop” ›› (2005, Comedy) Queen Latifah. A determined hairstylist competes with her former boss. (CC) (PG13) (2:00) BET Sat. 11:30 p.m.; Sun. 3:30 p.m. “The Beaver” ›› (2011, Drama) Mel Gibson. A depressed man communicates through a beaver puppet. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:31) TMC Mon. 10 p.m. “Because I Said So” › (2007, Romance-Comedy) Diane Keaton. A meddlesome woman tries to find the perfect man for her daughter. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) E! Mon. 10 a.m. “Because of Winn-Dixie” ›› (2005, Drama) AnnaSophia Robb. An adopted dog changes a lonely girl’s life. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Sat. 7:30 a.m. “Behold a Pale Horse” ››› (1964, War) Gregory Peck. Spanish police chief sets trap for Loyalist guerrilla. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Mon. 7:15 a.m. “Being Flynn” ›› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Robert De Niro. After 18 years, a writer’s estranged father re-enters his life. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:42) MAX Sat. 8:05 a.m. “The Benchwarmers” › (2006, Comedy) David Spade. A millionaire helps three nerdy pals form a baseball team. (CC) (PG13) (1:25) ENC Sat. 4:40 p.m.; Sun. 2:30 p.m. “Benny & Joon” ››› (1993, Romance) Johnny Depp. An eccentric meets a mechanic and his mentally ill sister. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:38) HBO Mon. 6:20 a.m. “A Better Life” ››› (2011, Drama) Demián Bichir. A day-laborer and his son search for their stolen truck. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:38) TMC Sun. 7 a.m. “Beverly Hills Cop II” ›› (1987, Comedy) Eddie Murphy. A Detroit cop tangles with a vicious gang in California. (CC) (R) (2:00) BET Wed. 11 a.m.; Thu. 1:05 a.m. “Beverly Hills Ninja” › (1997, Comedy) Chris Farley. An ungainly martial artist follows a counterfeiter’s trail. (CC) (PG13) (2:00) D Sat. 3 p.m. “Big” ››› (1988, Fantasy) Tom Hanks. A wishing machine

MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS turns boy into a man with a job and girlfriend. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Fri. 6:30 p.m. “The Big Empty” ›› (2003, Comedy) Jon Favreau. A struggling actor delivers a mysterious suitcase. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) TMC Sat. 11:35 a.m. “Big Fish” ››› (2003, Drama) Ewan McGregor. A young man investigates his father’s tall tales. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) ^ Sun. 1 p.m. “The Big Leaguer” ›› (1953, Drama) Edward G. Robinson. Baseball hopefuls compete at a Florida training camp. (CC) (NR) (1:15) TCM Tue. 1:45 p.m. “Big Momma’s House 2” › (2006, Comedy) Martin Lawrence. An FBI agent reprises his disguise, posing as a heavy nanny. (CC) (PG-13) (2:35) BET Thu. 9:30 p.m.; Fri. 3:30 p.m. “The Big Year” ›› (2011, Comedy) Steve Martin. Three men compete in a prestigious bird-watching contest. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:40) MAX Mon. 4:35 p.m. “Bio-Dome” › (1996, Comedy) Pauly Shore. Idiot collegians bumble into experimental ecosystem. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:35) SHOW Mon. 9:30 a.m. “Bio-Dome” › (1996, Comedy) Pauly Shore. Idiot collegians bumble into experimental ecosystem. (CC) (PG-13) (1:35) TMC Thu. 11:35 p.m. “The Birds” ››› (1963, Suspense) Rod Taylor. Suddenly, flocks of birds attack the populace of a sea town. (CC) (PG13) (1:59) ENC Tue. 1:40 a.m. “Bittersweet Love” ›› (1976, Drama) Lana Turner. Expectant newlyweds discover that they have the same father. (PG) (1:45) TCM Mon. 3:15 p.m. “The Black Dahlia” ›› (2006, Mystery) Josh Hartnett. Two cops investigate a starlet’s grisly murder in 1940s Los Angeles. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:01) TMC Sat. 12:30 a.m. “Black Rain” ››› (1989, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas. A hard-nosed cop chases a fugitive into Japan’s underworld. (CC) (R) (2:05) ENC Tue. 12:40 p.m. “Blackboard Jungle” ››› (1955, Drama) Glenn Ford. A lone teacher fights a juvenile delinquent and his trade-school gang. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Wed. 9:30 a.m. “Blade Runner” ›››› (1982, Science Fiction) Harrison Ford. In 2019 a detective hunts down deadly runaway androids. (CC) (R) (1:57) ENC Tue. 10:40 a.m. “Blazing Saddles” ››› (1974, Comedy) Cleavon Little. Guccisaddlebagged Sheriff Bart teams up with the drunken Waco Kid. (HD) (R) (1:33) AMC Fri. 10:15 p.m. “Blood Diamond” ››› (2006, Adventure) Leonardo DiCaprio. Two men join in a quest to recover a priceless gem. (CC) (HD) (R) (3:00) USA Sat. Noon “Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road” ›› (2006, Comedy) Comics Jeff Foxworthy,

April 27-May 3, 2013 Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall. (HD) (NR) (2:30) CMT Sat. 10:30 p.m.; Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. Midnight “Blue Hawaii” ››› (1962, Musical) Elvis Presley. An exsoldier takes a job at a Hawaiian tourist agency. (CC) (PG) (1:43) ENC Fri. 8 p.m. “Blue Valentine” ››› (2010, Drama) Ryan Gosling. A couple cannot halt the downward spiral of their marriage. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) TMC Wed. 11:40 p.m. “Book of Love” › (2004, Comedy-Drama) Frances O’Connor. A teenager befriends a happily married couple. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:23) TMC Fri. 1:10 a.m. “Born on the Fourth of July” ››› (1989, Docudrama) Tom Cruise. An idealistic Marine returns from Vietnam as a paraplegic. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:24) MAX Mon. 4:30 a.m. “Botched” (2007, Suspense) Stephen Dorff. A thief deals with killers, hostages and a double-crosser. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:40) TMC Sat. 9 p.m.; Sun. 12:15 a.m. “The Bourne Supremacy” ››› (2004, Suspense) Matt Damon. Jason Bourne fights back when the CIA tries to kill him. (CC) (PG-13) (1:48) ENC Mon. 10:50 a.m., 8 p.m. “Boys of Summer” (2010, Documentary) For seven years, Curacao sends a team to a championship. (CC) (NR) (2:00) ESPN CLASSIC Sat. 5 p.m., 7 p.m., 9 p.m.; Sun. 5 p.m., 7 p.m., 9 p.m. “Brake” › (2012, Action) Stephen Dorff. A federal agent is taken captive by terrorists. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:32) SHOW Mon. 3 a.m. TMC Thu. 6:25 p.m. “The Brave One” ›› (2007, Suspense) Jodie Foster. A radio host seeks revenge for a brutal attack. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:02) MAX Fri. 5:05 p.m. “The Breakfast Club” ››› (1985, Comedy-Drama) Emilio Estevez. Five teenagers make strides toward mutual understanding. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:37) AMC Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 4:45 p.m. “The Bride Wore Red” ›› (1937, Drama) Joan Crawford. A cabaret singer chooses between love and social position. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Fri. 8 p.m. “Bridesmaids” ››› (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig. A maid of honor’s life unravels as the big day approaches. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:05) HBO Thu. 1:30 a.m. “Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason” ›› (2004, RomanceComedy) Renée Zellweger. Bridget faces threats to her newfound happiness with Mark. (CC) (R) (1:46) ENC Thu. 11:10 p.m. “Brokeback Mountain” ››› (2005, Romance) Heath Ledger. Two cowboys maintain a secret romance over many years. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:14) SHOW Sat. 2:30 a.m. “Brother Bear” ›› (2003, Adventure) Voices of Joaquin

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Phoenix. Animated. A man turns into a bear and befriends a cub. (CC) (G) (1:25) ENC Sat. 7:10 a.m. “Brother Rat” ››› (1938, Comedy) Priscilla Lane. Students struggle with life in a hectic military school. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Wed. 5 p.m. “Brotherhood” (2010, Suspense) Trevor Morgan. A fraternity pledge’s initiation turns deadly. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:16) TMC Fri. 2:35 a.m. “Bruce Almighty” ›› (2003, Comedy) Jim Carrey. A frustrated reporter receives divine powers from God. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Sun. 8 p.m., 10 p.m.; Sat. 1:30 a.m. “Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star” › (2011, Comedy) Nick Swardson. A man learns his parents were famous porn stars. (CC) (R) (1:36) ENC Tue. 3:45 a.m. “Bulletproof Monk” ›› (2003, Action) Chow Yun-Fat. A martialarts master finds a protégé to protect a scroll. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:44) SHOW Wed. 5:45 p.m. “The Butterfly Effect” ›› (2004, Suspense) Ashton Kutcher. A young man travels back in time to change the future. (CC) (R) (1:53) ENC Sat. 12:20 p.m.

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“Calendar Girls” ››› (2003, Comedy-Drama) Helen Mirren. Yorkshire women pose nude for a calendar. (CC) (PG-13) (1:48) STARZ Thu. 5:45 p.m. “Camp” ››› (2003, Musical Comedy) Daniel Letterle. Teens attend a summer camp for budding entertainers. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:54) TMC Tue. 4:30 p.m. “The Campaign” ›› (2012, Comedy) Will Ferrell. Rival candidates sling mud galore as Election Day closes in. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:25) HBO Tue. 9:30 p.m.; Wed. 3 a.m. “Can-Can” ›› (1960, Musical) Frank Sinatra. A lawyer defends the owner of a club where dancers do the cancan. (NR) (2:15) TCM Sun. 1 p.m. “Cape Fear” ››› (1991, Suspense) Robert De Niro. An exconvict takes revenge on the lawyer who betrayed him. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:08) MAX Sat. 12:50 p.m. “The Captain Is a Lady” ›› (1940, Comedy) Charles Coburn. A man stays with his wife in a home for elderly ladies. (NR) (1:15) TCM Fri. 8 a.m. “Carlito’s Way” ››› (1993, Crime Drama) Al Pacino. An excon finds it hard to escape his former life of crime. (CC) (R) (2:24) ENC Sun. 1:45 a.m.; Fri. 3 a.m. “Carnage” ›› (2011, ComedyDrama) Jodie Foster. A polite meeting between two sets of parents descends into chaos. (CC) (R) (1:19) STARZ Fri. 2

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TVTIMES a.m. “Cars 2” ›› (2011, Comedy) Voices of Owen Wilson. Animated. Lightning McQueen and Mater go overseas for a competition. (CC) (G) (1:47) ENC Sat. 8:40 a.m. STARZ Fri. 8:45 a.m. “The Case of the Black Cat” ›› (1936, Mystery) Ricardo Cortez. A changed will leads to murder in this Perry Mason tale. (NR) (1:15) TCM Thu. 7:15 a.m. “Casino Jack” ›› (2010, Docudrama) Kevin Spacey. Jack Abramoff amasses wealth and power before his fall. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:48) TMC Sun. 4:15 p.m. “Catching Hell” ››› (2011, Documentary) Citizens of Chicago blame baseball fan Steve Bartman for a Cubs loss. (CC) (NR) (2:00) ESPN CLASSIC Sat. 2 p.m., 11 p.m.; Sun. 8 a.m. “Cat’s Eye” ›› (1985, Horror) Drew Barrymore. Feline wanderings elicit three Stephen King stories. (CC) (PG-13) (1:33) ENC Thu. 8 a.m. “Catwoman” › (2004, Action) Halle Berry. A shy artist acquires feline strength and agility. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Wed. Midnight, 4 p.m. “Celtic Pride” › (1996, Comedy) Damon Wayans. Two basketball fanatics kidnap a rival team’s star player. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:30) SHOW Fri. 12:10 p.m.; Sat. 4:45 a.m. “Ceremony” ›› (2010, Comedy) Michael Angarano. A young man crashes the wedding of his older former lover. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) SHOW Tue. 6:45 a.m. “The Change-Up” ›› (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. An overworked lawyer and his carefree buddy switch bodies. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52) HBO Sun. 3:15 a.m. “The Chaperone” › (2011, Comedy-Drama) Paul “Triple H” Levesque. A former bank robber accompanies his daughter on a field trip. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:44) SHOW Thu. 10:15 a.m. “Chernobyl Diaries” › (2012, Horror) Ingrid Bolsx Berdal. Stranded tourists find that they are not alone. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:26) MAX Sat. 4:40 p.m. “Children of God” (2010, Drama) Johnny Ferro. The lives of two gay men and the wife of a pastor collide. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:43) TMC Wed. 4:30 p.m. “Chronicle” ››› (2012, Adventure) Dane DeHaan. A strange substance gives three friends superpowers. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:24) MAX Sun. 1:15 p.m. “The Chronicles of Riddick” ›› (2004, Science Fiction) Vin Diesel. A fugitive fights an invading ruler and his army. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:59) HBO Mon. 6 p.m. “Cinderella” ›››› (1950, Fantasy) Voices of Ilene Woods. Animated. Fairy godmother leads maid to Prince Charming. (HD) (G) (1:45) FAM Sun. 3

MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS p.m., 8:30 p.m. “A Cinderella Story” ›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Hilary Duff. A teenager meets a high-school quarterback online. (CC) (PG) (2:00) OXY Fri. 8:30 p.m.; Sat. 1 a.m. “Cinema Paradiso” ›››› (1988, Drama) Salvatore Cascio. A projectionist’s friendship gives a boy a love for movies. (Subtitled-English) (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:03) TMC Fri. 3:55 p.m. “The Closer You Get” ›› (2000, Romance-Comedy) Ian Hart. Irish bachelors attempt to lure American ladies overseas. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:30) MAX Thu. 5 a.m. “Clueless” ››› (1995, Comedy) Alicia Silverstone. Spoiled Beverly Hills teens careen through the good life. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) COM Sat. Noon; Mon. 2:20 p.m.; Tue. 12:25 p.m. “Coach Carter” ››› (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson. A high-school basketball coach pushes his team to excel. (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) FAM Tue. 8 p.m. “Coach Carter” ››› (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson. A high-school basketball coach pushes his team to excel. (HD) (PG-13) (3:30) SPIKE Fri. 10:30 p.m. “Collision Earth” ›› (2012, Science Fiction) Kirk Acevedo. The planet Mercury is on a trajectory to crash into Earth. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:00) SYFY Sun. 1 a.m. “Colombiana” ›› (2011, Action) Zoe Saldana. A professional assassin seeks revenge for the murder of her parents. (CC) (PG-13) (1:47) STARZ Wed. 12:15 a.m., 11:45 a.m., 7:10 p.m. “The Color Purple” ››› (1985, Drama) Whoopi Goldberg. Based on Alice Walker’s portrait of a rural black woman. (CC) (PG-13) (2:32) ENC Thu. 5:20 a.m., 1:15 p.m. “The Company Men” ››› (2010, Drama) Ben Affleck. Corporate downsizing throws three men into turmoil. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) SHOW Wed. 4 p.m. TMC Sun. 2:30 p.m. “Comrade X” ››› (1940, Romance-Comedy) Clark Gable. Moscow porter makes U.S. newsman smuggle out daughter. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Fri. 1 a.m. “The Condemned” › (2007, Action) Steve Austin. Prisoners fight to the death before an audience on the Web. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:59) USA Sat. 2:01 a.m. “Coneheads” ›› (1993, Comedy) Dan Aykroyd. The “Saturday Night Live” aliens adjust to life on Earth. (CC) (PG) (2:00) COM Sat. 2 p.m.; Sun. 12:15 p.m. “Conspiracy Theory” ›› (1997, Suspense) Mel Gibson. A paranoid cabbie’s rantings make him a CIA target. (CC) (R) (2:15) ENC Fri. 3:40 p.m. STARZ Mon. 12:10 p.m. “Contagion” ››› (2011, Suspense) Marion Cotillard. Doctors try to contain the spread

April 27-May 3, 2013 of a lethal virus. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:46) MAX Mon. 10 p.m. “The Contender” ››› (2000, Suspense) Joan Allen. A vice presidential nominee refuses to testify about her past. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:06) MAX Tue. 6 a.m. “Cool Runnings” ››› (1993, Comedy-Drama) Leon. Based on the true story of Jamaica’s 1988 bobsled team. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:37) AMC Wed. 1:30 a.m. “Cop Out” › (2010, Comedy) Bruce Willis. Two NYPD detectives must retrieve a valuable baseball card. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) TBS Fri. 2 a.m. “Cowboy From Brooklyn” ›› (1938, Musical Comedy) Pat O’Brien. Manager puts radio cowboy who fears animals in rodeo. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Wed. 10 p.m. “Creature From the Black Lagoon” ››› (1954, Horror) Richard Carlson. An Amazon expedition finds a prehistoric man with gills. (CC) (G) (1:30) TCM Mon. 11:30 p.m. “Crooklyn” ›› (1994, Drama) Alfre Woodard. Family deals with life in 1970s Brooklyn. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:52) HBO Fri. 7 a.m. “Cruel Intentions” ›› (1999, Drama) Sarah Michelle Gellar. Teens pass the time playing wicked games of seduction. (R) (2:00) OXY Sat. 2 p.m.; Sun. Midnight “Curly Sue” ››› (1991, Comedy-Drama) James Belushi. A girl and her mentor con their way into a lawyer’s heart. (CC) (PG) (1:42) ENC Fri. 9:45 a.m. “Cursed” ›› (2005, Horror) Christina Ricci. Siblings search for the werewolf that attacked them. (CC) (PG-13) (1:37) STARZ Wed. 10 a.m.; Thu. 5 a.m.

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“Daddy’s Little Girls” ›› (2007, Romance) Gabrielle Union. A poor mechanic and an attorney share an unexpected romance. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) BET Sat. 7 p.m. “Dad’s Home” ››› (2010, Drama) David James Elliott. A fired executive reconnects with his two children. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 3 p.m. “Dance Flick” ›› (2009, Comedy) Shoshana Bush. A streetsmart teen helps a classmate become a dancing queen. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) BET Sat. 8 a.m. “Dante’s Peak” ›› (1997, Action) Pierce Brosnan. An awakening volcano threatens a Pacific Northwest village. (CC) (PG13) (1:48) ENC Sat. 6:10 p.m. “Darkness Falls” ›› (2003, Horror) Chaney Kley. The spirit of a lynched woman haunts a New England town. (HD) (PG13) (2:00) FX Thu. 7 a.m. “DarkWolf” › (2003, Horror) Ryan Alosio. Cops must protect a woman from a hybrid werewolf. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) MAX Tue. 1:10 p.m. “A Date With the Falcon” ››

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(1941, Mystery) George Sanders. A sleuth keeps his fiancée waiting while he solves a case. (NR) (1:15) TCM Sat. 7:45 a.m. “David E. Talbert’s Suddenly Single” (2012, Drama) Isaiah Washington. Samantha has to move on after her husband suddenly leaves. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:30) BET Sun. 1:30 a.m. “Dawn Rider” (2012, Western) Donald Sutherland. John tracks down a killer but with an empty gun. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) TMC Sun. 10:25 a.m. “The Day After Tomorrow” ›› (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid. Global warming leads to worldwide natural disasters. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:03) HBO Wed. 10:45 a.m. “Days of Thunder” ›› (1990, Action) Tom Cruise. Upstart stock-car driver goes to the edge. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) CMT Fri. 12:30 p.m.; Sat. Midnight “The Decoy Bride” ›› (2011, Comedy-Drama) Kelly Macdonald. A woman is hired to lure paparazzi away from an actress. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:29) TMC Tue. 6:30 p.m. “The Deep Blue Sea” ››› (2011, Drama) Rachel Weisz. The wife of a British judge becomes involved with a rakish RAF pilot. (R) (2:00) OXY Thu. 6 a.m. “Deep Impact” ›› (1998, Drama) Robert Duvall. A large comet is on a collision course with Earth. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) MAX Fri. 11:30 a.m. “Deep Rising” › (1998, Horror) Treat Williams. Jewel thieves face a deadly monster in the South China Sea. (HD) (R) (2:00) FX Tue. 7 a.m. “The Deer Hunter” ›››› (1978, War) Robert De Niro. Steelworker friends face horrors in Vietnam. (CC) (HD) (R) (3:03) TMC Sun. 10:30 p.m. “Definitely, Maybe” ››› (2008, Romance-Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. A man’s young daughter asks him about his romantic past. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) OXY Thu. 6:30 p.m. “Definitely, Maybe” ››› (2008, Romance-Comedy) Ryan Reynolds. A man’s young daughter asks him about his romantic past. (PG-13) (2:30) OXY Fri. 4 p.m. “Delta Farce” › (2007, Comedy) Larry the Cable Guy. Three bogus soldiers believe they are in the Middle East. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Tue. 2 a.m. “Delta Force 2” ›› (1990, Action) Chuck Norris. U.S. Marines invade South America to capture a drug lord. (CC) (R) (2:00) 4 Sun. 1 a.m. “The Descendants” ››› (2011, Drama) George Clooney. A man navigates unfamiliar waters after his wife’s accident. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) MAX Fri. 9:35 a.m. “Devil” ›› (2010, Horror) Chris Messina. Elevator passengers become trapped with a demonic entity. (CC) (HD) (PG-

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TVTIMES 13) (1:20) MAX Sat. 9:50 a.m. “The Devil Wears Prada” ››› (2006, Comedy) Meryl Streep. A recent college graduate lands a job at a fashion magazine. (PG-13) (2:30) OXY Fri. 10:30 p.m. “The Devil Within Her” › (1975, Horror) Joan Collins. A British nun tries exorcism on her sister-in-law’s cursed baby. (R) (2:00) TCM Sun. 1 a.m. “Die Another Day” ›› (2002, Action) Pierce Brosnan. James Bond and an American spy track a North Korean villain. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:10) TMC Sat. 6:30 p.m. “Die Hard” ››› (1988, Action) Bruce Willis. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs in an L.A. high-rise. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:11) HBO Sat. 2:45 a.m. “Dinner for Schmucks” ›› (2010, Comedy) Steve Carell. Comic misadventures follow a man’s encounter with a buffoon. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) COM Sat. 6 p.m. “Dirty Teacher” (2013, Suspense) Josie Davis. A teen learns that her teacher is seducing her boyfriend. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:02) LIFE Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun. 2:02 a.m. “Disaster Movie” › (2008, Comedy) Matt Lanter. Attractive 20-somethings dodge catastrophic events. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (2:00) COM Sat. 8 a.m. “Disaster Zone: Volcano in New York” › (2006, Action) Costas Mandylor. Tunnel workers must save New York from an underground volcano. (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sun. 3 a.m. “The Divide” › (2011, Science Fiction) Michael Biehn. Survivors of a nuclear holocaust turn against one another. (CC) (R) (1:50) ENC Mon. 3:30 a.m. “The Doctor and the Girl” ›› (1950, Drama) Glenn Ford. A doctor disapproves of his son’s choice for a wife. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Wed. 3:15 a.m. “Doctor, You’ve Got to Be Kidding” ›› (1967, Comedy) Sandra Dee. A woman in labor decides to partake of matrimony. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Mon. 1:30 p.m. “Dolphin Tale” ››› (2011, Drama) Harry Connick Jr. People band together to save a dolphin’s life. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:53) HBO Sat. 5 p.m. “Domestic Disturbance” › (2001, Suspense) John Travolta. A divorced man investigates his son’s murderous stepfather. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Thu. 9 a.m. “Double Danger” ›› (1938, Comedy-Drama) Preston Foster. A mystery writer and a woman have diamond theft in common. (NR) (1:15) TCM Thu. 9:45 a.m. “Down in the Delta” ›› (1998, Drama) Alfre Woodard. Chicago woman brings her children to family in the South. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:51) TMC Thu. 11:15 a.m. “Drag Me to Hell” ››› (2009, Horror) Alison Lohman. A young woman must shatter a powerful curse placed upon her. (CC)

MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) USA Wed. 10 a.m. “Dream House” › (2011, Suspense) Daniel Craig. A family’s new home was once the scene of gruesome murders. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:32) MAX Sun. 4:40 p.m. “Duel in the Sun” ››› (1946, Western) Jennifer Jones. A halfAmerican Indian moves in with a rancher’s family. (CC) (NR) (2:30) TCM Thu. 5 p.m. “Dumb & Dumber” ›› (1994, Comedy) Jim Carrey. Two witless wonders take a cash-laden briefcase to Aspen. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:32) COM Sat. 11 p.m.; Sun. 6:30 p.m. “Dysfunctional Friends” (2011, Comedy) Stacey Dash. Friends reunite after 10 years to attend a funeral. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:30) BET Wed. 3:30 p.m.

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“The Eagle” ›› (2011, Action) Channing Tatum. A Roman soldier sets out to restore his father’s honor. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:54) MAX Mon. 12:50 p.m. “The Eclipse” ››› (2009, Drama) Ciarán Hinds. A man sees visions of his late wife and her bitter father. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:28) SHOW Wed. 1 p.m. “Eddie and the Cruisers” ›› (1983, Musical) Tom Berenger. 1980s TV newswoman tracks fate of 1960s rock-band leader. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:32) AMC Thu. 9:15 a.m. “EDtv” ›› (1999, Comedy) Matthew McConaughey. A video clerk agrees to have his everyday life televised. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:02) MAX Thu. 12:10 p.m. “Eight Below” ››› (2006, Adventure) Paul Walker. Expedition members must leave their sled dogs behind in Antarctica. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:30) USA Sat. 9:30 a.m. “Eight Legged Freaks” ›› (2002, Suspense) David Arquette. Giant spiders terrorize residents in a small town. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY Sun. 10:30 a.m. “El Gringo” (2012, Action) Scott Adkins. A man with a suitcase full of money crosses into Mexico. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:42) HBO Sat. 1 a.m. “Election” ››› (1999, Comedy) Matthew Broderick. A teacher tries to take a student overachiever down a peg. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:43) MAX Thu. 2:15 p.m. “Elektra” ›› (2005, Action) Jennifer Garner. An assassin tries to protect a man and his daughter. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:36) HBO Sat. 2:30 p.m. “Elephant” ››› (2003, Drama) Alex Frost. Two teens plan to shoot their high-school classmates. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:21) HBO Wed. 4:30 a.m. “Elevator Girl” ›› (2010, Romance) Lacey Chabert. Sparks fly between a free-spirited woman and a lawyer. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 7 p.m.; Sun. 1 p.m. “Elf” ››› (2003, Comedy) Will

April 27-May 3, 2013 Ferrell. A man leaves Santa’s workshop to search for his family. (CC) (PG) (1:37) STARZ Sun. 4 p.m.; Mon. 10:30 a.m. “Elizabeth: The Golden Age” ›› (2007, Historical Drama) Cate Blanchett. Queen Elizabeth I faces a challenge from Spain’s king. (HD) (PG-13) (1:55) SHOW Mon. 5:30 p.m. “Ella Enchanted” ›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Anne Hathaway. A young woman tries to break her curse of obedience. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:45) DISN Tue. 8:30 p.m. “Employee of the Month” ›› (2006, Comedy) Dane Cook. Two store clerks vie for a coveted award. (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Thu. Midnight “Employee of the Month” ›› (2006, Comedy) Dane Cook. Two store clerks vie for a coveted award. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Thu. 9 p.m. “Enchanted” ››› (2007, Fantasy) Amy Adams. Live action/animated. A princess from a fairy-tale world lands in the Big Apple. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:55) DISN Thu. 8 p.m.; Fri. 4 p.m. “Encino Man” ›› (1992, Comedy) Sean Astin. Two suburban California teens unearth a CroMagnon man. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:02) COM Thu. 2:26 p.m. “End of Days” › (1999, Horror) Arnold Schwarzenegger. An ex-cop must prevent a woman from bearing the Antichrist. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) MAX Mon. 9:15 a.m. “Enough” ›› (2002, Suspense) Jennifer Lopez. A woman takes her daughter and flees her abusive husband. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) OXY Mon. 5:30 p.m.; Tue. Midnight “The Entitled” (2011, Suspense) Kevin Zegers. A kidnapper holds three children for a $3 million ransom. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:31) TMC Mon. 12:10 p.m. “Ethel” ›› (2012, Documentary) Ethel Kennedy discusses family, marriage and politics. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:37) HBO Mon. 12:15 p.m. “Evan Almighty” ›› (2007, Comedy) Steve Carell. God commands a newly elected congressman to build an ark. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:00) TBS Sun. 4 p.m.; Mon. 2 a.m. “Even the Rain” (2010, Drama) Luis Tosar. Bolivian film extras protest the privatization of water. (Subtitled-English) (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:44) TMC Sat. 5:30 a.m. “The Eye of the Storm” (2011, Drama) Geoffrey Rush. Elizabeth’s last act of defiance will be to choose when she dies. (CC) (NR) (1:59) STARZ Fri. 3:20 a.m. “Eyes in the Night” ›› (1942, Mystery) Edward Arnold. Blind private eye with guide dog flushes Nazi spies. (CC) (NR) (1:15) TCM Mon. 3 a.m.

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agent and his nemesis trade physical identities. (CC) (HD) (R) (3:00) TNT Sat. 1 a.m. “Fade to Black” (2006, Mystery) Danny Huston. Filmmaker Orson Welles investigates a murder in Rome. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:45) TMC Wed. 2:35 p.m. “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer” ›› (2007, Science Fiction) Ioan Gruffudd. An intergalactic messenger arrives to prepare Earth for destruction. (HD) (PG) (2:04) FX Sun. 1:08 p.m.; Mon. 11 a.m. “Fargo” ››› (1996, Comedy) Frances McDormand. An overextended salesman hires goons to kidnap his wife. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:37) AMC Fri. 1 a.m., 11 a.m. “Fast Five” ›› (2011, Action) Vin Diesel. Dom Toretto and company ramp up the action in Brazil. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:10) MAX Sat. 6:10 p.m.; Wed. 10 p.m. “Fat Albert” ›› (2004, Comedy) Kenan Thompson. Live action/animated. The cartoon character becomes real and helps a lonely teen. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:33) HBO Tue. 7 a.m. “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” › (1998, Comedy-Drama) Johnny Depp. A journalist and his lawyer take a drug-induced road trip. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:59) MAX Mon. 7 a.m. “Felon” ›› (2008, Drama) Stephen Dorff. Convicted of murder, a man faces life in the penal system. (CC) (R) (1:44) STARZ Thu. 1:30 a.m. “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” ››› (1986, Comedy) Matthew Broderick. A brash teen and his friends have an adventure in Chicago. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:15) COM Sun. 8 a.m., 4:15 p.m. “50 Children: The Rescue Mission of Mr. and Mrs. Kraus” (2012, Documentary) Gilbert and Eleanor Kraus save Jewish children from the Nazis. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:02) HBO Sun. 11:30 a.m. “50/50” ››› (2011, ComedyDrama) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Learning that he has cancer, a young man vows to beat the odds. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:39) SHOW Tue. 9:15 p.m. “The Fighter” ››› (2010, Drama) Mark Wahlberg. Two brothers reunite to train for a historic boxing match. (HD) (R) (2:30) FX Sat. 7:30 p.m. “Finding Forrester” ››› (2000, Drama) Sean Connery. A reclusive writer nurtures a Bronx youth’s gift for words. (CC) (PG-13) (2:13) STARZ Wed. 7:40 a.m., 4:50 p.m. “Firestarter” ›› (1984, Horror) David Keith. Quasifederal agents hunt a flame-causing little girl and her father. (CC) (R) (1:53) ENC Thu. 3:20 a.m. “First Daughter” ›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Katie Holmes. The president’s daughter falls for a man at college. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:45) HBO Fri. 4 p.m.

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TVTIMES “First Knight” ›› (1995, Adventure) Sean Connery. The evil Malagant threatens the peace of Camelot. (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) ± Wed. 3 p.m. “Five Million Years to Earth” ››› (1967, Science Fiction) James Donald. Ancient alien life forms are unearthed in London’s subways. (NR) (1:45) TCM Sat. 1:45 p.m. “Fled” ›› (1996, Action) Laurence Fishburne. Two handcuffed fugitives dodge the law and Cuban mobsters. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:38) MAX Wed. 2:50 p.m. “Flight of the Phoenix” ›› (2004, Adventure) Dennis Quaid. Plane-crash survivors endure hardships in the Gobi desert. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:52) MAX Tue. 11:15 a.m. “Foolproof” ›› (2003, Suspense) Ryan Reynolds. A criminal blackmails young people to commit robbery. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) SHOW Tue. 9:55 a.m. “Fools Rush In” ›› (1997, Comedy-Drama) Matthew Perry. Pregnancy pushes one-shot lovers into a difficult marriage. (CC) (PG-13) (1:48) ENC Wed. 2:10 p.m. “Footloose” ›› (1984, Drama) Kevin Bacon. Hip teen moves to corn town where pastor taboos dancing. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:30) CMT Sat. 6:30 p.m. “For Your Consideration” ››› (2006, Comedy) Christopher Guest. Awards buzz surrounds the star of a horrible independent film. (CC) (PG-13) (1:26) STARZ Sat. 4:20 a.m. “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” ››› (2008, Romance-Comedy) Jason Segel. A musician encounters his ex and her new lover in Hawaii. (HD) (R) (3:00) FX Mon. 8 p.m., 11 p.m. “Forrest Gump” ››› (1994, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks. An innocent man enters history from the ’50s to the ’90s. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:22) MAX Thu. 5:35 p.m. “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” ››› (2005, Romance-Comedy) Steve Carell. Three co-workers unite to help their buddy get a sex life. (HD) (R) (3:00) E! Sun. 7 p.m.; Mon. 4 p.m. “Four Daughters” ››› (1938, Romance) Claude Rains. Music professor presides over daughters and their suitors. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Wed. 6:45 p.m. “4:44 Last Day on Earth” ›› (2011, Drama) Willem Dafoe. Two lovers react to Earth’s impending demise. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:24) TMC Sat. 4 a.m. “Framed” ››› (1947, Crime Drama) Glenn Ford. An innocent man is mistaken for his double, a thief. (NR) (1:30) TCM Tue. 11:45 p.m. “Frankie and Johnny” ›› (1966, Musical) Elvis Presley. A man’s gambling puts his budding romance in jeopardy. (CC) (NR) (1:27) ENC Thu. 8 p.m. “Freaky Friday” ››› (2003, Comedy) Jamie Lee Curtis. A woman and her daughter magically exchange bodies. (CC) (PG) (1:36) ENC Tue. 4:40 p.m. “Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred” (2011, Comedy) Lucas

MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS Cruikshank. A teenager thinks that his new neighbor is a vampire. (CC) (NR) (1:45) NICK Sat. 4 p.m. “Free Willy” ››› (1993, Drama) Jason James Richter. A lonely boy forms a bond with a captive killer whale. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:30) NICK Sun. 9 p.m. “The Freebie” (2010, Comedy) Dax Shepard. Lovers agree to have sex with other people for one night. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:18) TMC Fri. 2:35 p.m. “Friday After Next” › (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. Two cousins land jobs as security guards at a shopping mall. (CC) (R) (2:00) BET Sat. 9:30 p.m.; Sun. 1:30 p.m. “Friday Night Lights” ››› (2004, Drama) Billy Bob Thornton. A football coach leads high-school players in Texas. (CC) (PG-13) (1:57) STARZ Fri. 6 p.m. “Friends With Benefits” ››› (2011, Romance-Comedy) Justin Timberlake. Complications unfold when two friends add sex to their relationship. (CC) (R) (1:49) ENC Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon. 2:40 p.m. “Fright Night” ››› (2011, Horror) Anton Yelchin. A teenager discovers that his new neighbor is a vampire. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:46) SHOW Tue. 5 p.m. TMC Thu. 8 p.m. “From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money” › (1999, Horror) Bruce Campbell. Bank robbers land in a bar frequented by the undead. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:28) SHOW Wed. 2 a.m. “From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman’s Daughter” ›› (2000, Horror) Ara Celi. An executioner’s offspring learns of her vampiric heritage. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) SHOW Wed. 3:30 a.m. “From Time to Time” (2009, Comedy) Maggie Smith. A boy befriends ghosts in his grandmother’s house. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:35) TMC Fri. 9:30 a.m. “Frost/Nixon” ››› (2008, Historical Drama) Frank Langella. David Frost holds a historic interview with Richard Nixon. (HD) (R) (2:30) ± Sat. 3:30 p.m.

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April 27-May 3, 2013 ma) Jane Fonda. An incorrigible teen goes to live with her stern grandma. (R) (2:00) E! Tue. 4 p.m.; Wed. 7 a.m. “Get Carter” › (2000, Suspense) Sylvester Stallone. A mob enforcer is determined to solve his brother’s murder. (CC) (R) (1:44) STARZ Mon. 4:30 p.m. “Ghost” ››› (1990, Fantasy) Patrick Swayze. A murder victim returns to save his beloved fiancee. (PG-13) (3:00) CMT Thu. 8 p.m. “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance” › (2012, Action) Nicolas Cage. A secret sect hires Johnny Blaze to save a boy from Satan. (CC) (PG-13) (1:36) STARZ Tue. 11:40 a.m., 9 p.m. “Ghostbusters” ››› (1984, Comedy) Bill Murray. Ghost fighters battle ghouls in a Manhattan high-rise. (CC) (PG) (1:47) ENC Tue. 11:20 p.m. “Ghostbusters II” ›› (1989, Comedy) Bill Murray. A longdead Carpathian warlock attempts to return to Earth. (CC) (PG) (1:42) ENC Wed. 6:45 a.m. “Ghouls” › (2008, Horror) Kristen Renton. A college student learns about her family’s dark secret. (R) (2:00) SYFY Thu. 3 a.m. “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” › (2009, Action) Channing Tatum. Elite soldiers battle a corrupt arms dealer named Destro. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) USA Sat. 11 p.m.; Sun. 4:30 p.m. “Giant” ›››› (1956, Drama) Elizabeth Taylor. George Stevens’ Oscar-winning portrait of feuding Texans. (CC) (G) (3:45) TCM Sat. 5 p.m. “Gilda” ››› (1946, Romance) Rita Hayworth. A temptress pits her husband against her former lover. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Wed. 1:15 a.m. “The Girl” ››› (2012, Docudrama) Toby Jones. Filmmaker Alfred Hitchcock obsesses over actress Tippi Hedren. (CC) (HD) (1:31) HBO Wed. 3 p.m. “Girls! Girls! Girls!” ›› (1962, Musical Comedy) Elvis Presley. Women flirt with a singing fisherman in Hawaii. (CC) (PG) (1:46) ENC Wed. 8 p.m. “Glitter” › (2001, Drama) Mariah Carey. A singer gets her big break when she meets a disc jockey. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:44) HBO Fri. 9 a.m. “Glory Road” ››› (2006, Drama) Josh Lucas. A coach leads the first all-black NCAA team. (PG) (2:30) D Sat. 6:30 p.m. “Gnomeo and Juliet” ›› (2011, Comedy) Voices of James McAvoy. Animated. Starcrossed lovers emerge in a land of garden gnomes. (HD) (G) (1:55) FAM Sat. 5:30 p.m. “Goblin” ›› (2010, Horror) Camille Sullivan. A malevolent sprite steals a family’s baby. (HD) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Thu. 1 a.m. “Godzilla” ›› (1998, Science Fiction) Matthew Broderick. Nuclear testing in the South Pacific produces a giant mutated lizard. (HD) (PG-13) (2:18) AMC

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MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS “Hellboy” ››› (2004, Fantasy) Ron Perlman. The son of the devil fights paranormal creatures. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Tue. 9 a.m.; Wed. Midnight “Hellboy II: The Golden Army” ››› (2008, Action) Ron Perlman. Hellboy and his team battle an underworld prince. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Mon. 3:30 p.m.; Tue. 11:30 a.m. “The Help” ››› (2011, Drama) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (2:26) SHOW Mon. 7:30 p.m. “Hero” ››› (2002, Action) Jet Li. Flashbacks reveal a warrior’s battles with assassins. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A Mon. 1 a.m. “He’s Mine Not Yours” (2011, Romance-Comedy) Caryn Ward. A woman hires a temptress to test her lover’s fidelity. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:35) BET Fri. 9 p.m. “Hick” (2011, Drama) Chloe Grace Moretz. A pistol-packing teenager hitchhikes her way out West. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:42) SHOW Tue. 3:30 a.m. “High School” › (2010, Comedy) Adrien Brody. Teens get their whole school stoned on tainted brownies. (CC) (R) (1:39) STARZ Sat. 2:35 a.m. “High Society” ››› (1956, Musical Comedy) Bing Crosby. A woman thinks twice about her upcoming society marriage. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Mon. 11:30 a.m.; Fri. 3 p.m. “The Hills Have Eyes 2” › (2007, Horror) Michael McMillian. Vicious mutants attack National Guardsmen in the desert. (R) (1:30) SYFY Thu. 3 p.m. “Hit and Run” ›› (1999, Suspense) Margaret Colin. A woman hides the fact that she hit a child with her car. (CC) (HD) (2:00) LIFE Sun. 11 a.m. “Holes” ››› (2003, Adventure) Sigourney Weaver. A woman forces boys at a detention camp to dig holes. (CC) (PG) (1:58) ENC Sun. 6:05 a.m. “Honey” ›› (2003, Drama) Jessica Alba. A dancer/choreographer raises money for a studio. (CC) (PG-13) (2:00) BET Tue. 4 p.m.; Wed. 1 a.m. “Hoosiers” ››› (1986, Drama) Gene Hackman. The new high-school basketball coach meets with resentment. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:54) AMC Mon. 12:30 p.m. “Hope Springs” ››› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Meryl Streep. A husband and wife go to see a renowned marriage counselor. (CC) (PG-13) (1:40) STARZ Mon. 7 a.m., 6:15 p.m.; Wed. 3:05 p.m., 11:50 p.m.; Thu. 9:35 a.m. “Hot Rod” ›› (2007, Comedy) Andy Samberg. An accidentprone daredevil plans an outrageous stunt. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:02) COM Fri. 2:21 p.m. “House Party” ››› (1990, Musical Comedy) Kid ’N Play. Two teenage rappers try to throw a party. (CC) (R) (2:00)

April 27-May 3, 2013 BET Thu. 11 a.m.; Fri. 1:05 a.m. “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” ›› (2003, RomanceComedy) Kate Hudson. A writer bets she can seduce a man and then drive him away. (PG13) (1:56) BRAVO Sat. 8:12 p.m., 10:41 p.m. “Hulk” ›› (2003, Fantasy) Eric Bana. Scientist Bruce Banner transforms into a powerful brute. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:18) AMC Tue. 5 p.m. “The Hurricane” ››› (1999, Drama) Denzel Washington. Boxer Rubin “Hurricane” Carter is wrongfully imprisoned. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:25) HBO Tue. 3:15 a.m.

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“I Am a Thief” ›› (1935, Crime Drama) Mary Astor. Jewel thieves seek diamonds aboard Orient Express. (NR) (1:15) TCM Thu. 6 a.m. “I Don’t Know How She Does It” › (2011, Comedy) Sarah Jessica Parker. A Boston financial executive struggles to balance career and family. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:31) TMC Sat. 3 p.m. “I Melt With You” › (2011, Suspense) Thomas Jane. College friends meet up for their annual reunion. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:09) TMC Tue. 1:10 a.m. “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry” › (2007, Comedy) Adam Sandler. Two straight firefighters pose as gay partners for insurance purposes. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) E! Fri. 3 p.m. “I, Robot” ›› (2004, Science Fiction) Will Smith. A homicide detective tracks a dangerous robot in 2035. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:55) MAX Thu. 8 p.m. “I Take This Woman” ›› (1940, Drama) Spencer Tracy. A dedicated doctor devotes himself to a woman. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Fri. 10 p.m. “I Think I Love My Wife” ›› (2007, Romance-Comedy) Chris Rock. A free-spirited woman makes a man question the state of his marriage. (CC) (R) (2:30) BET Tue. 1 a.m. “Ice Age: Continental Drift” ›› (2012, Comedy) Voices of Ray Romano. Animated. Manny and friends explore a new world. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:27) HBO Sat. 7 p.m.; Sun. 2 p.m.; Tue. Noon, 8 p.m. “The Ides of March” ››› (2011, Drama) Ryan Gosling. A campaign press secretary becomes involved in a scandal. (CC) (R) (1:40) ENC Wed. 2:50 a.m. “Idiocracy” ›› (2006, Comedy) Luke Wilson. A soldier awakens 500 years in the future. (CC) (R) (2:00) COM Sat. 4 p.m.; Sun. 10:15 a.m. “I’m Still Here” ›› (2010, Documentary) Joaquin Phoenix. Actor Joaquin Phoenix reinvents himself as a hip-hop artist. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:48) TMC Tue. 3:15 a.m. “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” ››› (2009, Fantasy) Heath Ledger. A centuriesold carnival master makes a

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deal with the devil. (CC) (PG-13) (2:02) ENC Wed. 4:35 a.m. “Imagine That” ›› (2009, Comedy) Eddie Murphy. A troubled executive enters his daughter’s imaginary land. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:30) BET Sat. 10 a.m. “In Dreams” ›› (1999, Horror) Annette Bening. A woman’s nightmares begin to take over her reality. (CC) (R) (1:44) ENC Wed. 11:50 p.m. “In the Mix” › (2005, ComedyDrama) Usher. A disc jockey becomes a bodyguard for a mobster’s daughter. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:37) SHOW Thu. 1:30 p.m. “In Time” ›› (2011, Science Fiction) Justin Timberlake. Time is the currency in a world where people no longer age. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:49) MAX Tue. 10 p.m. “The Incredible Hulk” ››› (2008, Action) Edward Norton. Bruce Banner faces an enemy known as The Abomination. (HD) (PG-13) (2:34) FX Sun. 3:12 p.m.; Mon. 1 p.m.; Fri. 1 p.m. “The Incredible Shrinking Man” ››› (1957, Science Fiction) Grant Williams. Radioactive fallout has a disturbing effect on a young man. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Sat. 12:15 p.m. “Inhuman Resources” (2012, Horror) Nicholas Hope. Office workers are chained to their desks by a killer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) MAX Thu. 1:50 a.m. “Inning by Inning: Portrait of a Coach” (2008, Documentary) NCAA baseball coach Augie Garrido wins championships. (CC) (NR) (2:00) ESPN CLASSIC Sat. 11 a.m.; Sun. 1 p.m.; Mon. 1 a.m. “The Innkeepers” ››› (2011, Horror) Sara Paxton. The last two employees at a haunted hotel go ghost-hunting. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) TMC Thu. 9:30 a.m. “Interrupted Melody” ›››› (1955, Biography) Eleanor Parker. Australian soprano Marjorie Lawrence comes back from polio. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Wed. 11:15 a.m. “Interview With the Vampire” ››› (1994, Horror) Tom Cruise. A vampire recalls the tragic events of his 200-year life. (R) (2:30) SYFY Sun. 12:30 p.m. “Invincible” ›› (2006, Biography) Mark Wahlberg. The story of football’s Vince Papale. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:00) TNT Sun. 11 a.m.; Mon. 12:30 a.m. “The Iron Lady” ›› (2011, Biography) Meryl Streep. Margaret Thatcher reflects on her rise to power in the U.K. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:45) SHOW Sat. 7:55 a.m., 3:10 p.m. “Iron Man” ››› (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr. A billionaire dons an armored suit to fight criminals. (HD) (PG-13) (3:00) FX Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun. 5:46 p.m.; Fri. 7 p.m. “Iron Man 2” ›› (2010, Action) Robert Downey Jr. The su-

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TVTIMES perhero must forge new alliances and confront a powerful enemy. (HD) (PG-13) (2:34) FX Sun. 8:51 p.m., 11:25 p.m.; Wed. 7:30 p.m.; Thu. 2 a.m. “It Came From Outer Space” ›› (1953, Science Fiction) Richard Carlson. An astronomer catches on to an alien plan. (G) (1:30) TCM Mon. 5 p.m. “It Runs in the Family” ›› (2003, Comedy-Drama) Michael Douglas. A dysfunctional New York family tries to communicate. (CC) (PG-13) (1:49) ENC Fri. 7:50 a.m. “The Italian Job” ››› (2003, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg. A thief and his crew plan to steal back their gold. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:51) AMC Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 4:30 p.m.

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“Jack” › (1996, Fantasy) Robin Williams. A young victim of accelerated aging enters the real world. (HD) (PG-13) (1:53) SHOW Sat. 6 a.m. “Jack and Jill” › (2011, Comedy) Adam Sandler. A man dreads a visit from his passiveaggressive twin. (CC) (PG) (1:30) ENC Tue. 9:05 a.m., 8 p.m. “The Jackal” ›› (1997, Suspense) Bruce Willis. An imprisoned Irishman accepts an offer to nab an assassin. (CC) (R) (2:04) ENC Mon. 11:30 p.m. “The Jackie Robinson Story” ››› (1950, Biography) Jackie Robinson. A profile of the first black major-league baseball player. (CC) (NR) (1:30) ESPN CLASSIC Sun. 10 a.m. “Jane Eyre” ››› (2011, Drama) Mia Wasikowska. A governess learns that her employer has a terrible secret. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:58) HBO Thu. 1 p.m. “Jersey Girl” ›› (2004, Romance-Comedy) Ben Affleck. A young woman changes the life of a single father. (CC) (PG-13) (1:42) STARZ Thu. 7:35 p.m.; Fri. 10:35 a.m. “The Jewel of the Nile” ›› (1985, Adventure) Michael Douglas. A novelist and an adventurer race to find a fabulous jewel. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:44) AMC Wed. 3:30 a.m. “John Carter” ›› (2012, Science Fiction) Taylor Kitsch. A human soldier becomes embroiled in a conflict on Mars. (CC) (PG-13) (2:12) ENC Fri. 5:30 a.m., 1:20 p.m., 9:45 p.m. “Johnny English Reborn” ›› (2011, Comedy) Rowan Atkinson. The bumbling agent must protect a Chinese leader from assassins. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:42) HBO Sun. 5:10 a.m.; Mon. 10:30 a.m. “Jolene” (2008, Drama) Jessica Chastain. An orphan spends ten years traveling to experience life. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:50) TMC Mon. 3:55 a.m. “Jonah Hex” › (2010, Action) Josh Brolin. A supernatural gunslinger faces an old enemy. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:30) TNT Sat. 9 a.m.

MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS “Jumper” › (2008, Science Fiction) Hayden Christensen. A young man has the ability to teleport himself anywhere. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Tue. 2 p.m.; Wed. 9 a.m.

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“The Karate Kid” ›› (1984, Drama) Ralph Macchio. A Japanese handyman teaches a teenager to defend himself. (CC) (PG) (2:45) VH1 Sat. Noon “The Karate Kid Part III” ›› (1989, Drama) Ralph Macchio. Mr. Miyagi and student vs. toxic-waste dumper’s thugs. (CC) (PG) (2:45) VH1 Sat. 2:45 p.m. “Keeping the Faith” ››› (2000, Romance-Comedy) Ben Stiller. A rabbi and a priest both fall in love with the same woman. (PG-13) (2:07) BRAVO Sun. 1:11 a.m. “Kid Glove Killer” ››› (1942, Crime Drama) Van Heflin. A chemist devises a plan to trap a mayor’s murderer. (CC) (NR) (1:15) TCM Mon. 4:15 a.m. “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” ››› (2003, Action) Uma Thurman. An assassin seeks vengeance against her attackers. (CC) (R) (1:50) STARZ Sun. 1:50 a.m., 10:35 a.m.; Mon. Midnight “The King’s Speech” ››› (2010, Historical Drama) Colin Firth. England’s monarch strives to overcome a nervous stammer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:58) SHOW Thu. 5:15 p.m.; Fri. 4:30 a.m. TMC Sat. 4:30 p.m. “Kinky Boots” ›› (2005, Comedy-Drama) Joel Edgerton. A man tries to save his father’s factory. (HD) (PG-13) (1:47) SHOW Mon. 3:30 p.m. “Kiss the Girls” ›› (1997, Mystery) Morgan Freeman. An escaped victim and a forensic expert trail a killer. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) MAX Sun. 6:15 p.m. “Knucklehead” ››› (2010, Comedy) Mark Feuerstein. A con man uses a gentle giant for a get-rich-quick scheme. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:40) SHOW Mon. 7:45 a.m.

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“La Bamba” ››› (1987, Biography) Lou Diamond Phillips. Story of 1950s Mexican-American rock star Ritchie Valens. (CC) (PG-13) (1:48) ENC Mon. 5:30 a.m. “Ladder 49” ›› (2004, Drama) Joaquin Phoenix. A firefighter awaits rescue from a burning building. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) ± Tue. 11:30 a.m. “Larry Crowne” ›› (2011, Romance-Comedy) Tom Hanks. A middle-aged man goes back to college after losing his job. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:38) MAX Thu. 10:30 a.m. “Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector” › (2006, Comedy) Larry the Cable Guy. An uncouth investigator probes a rash of food poisonings. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Wed. 2 a.m. “Last Call” ›› (2002, Biography) Jeremy Irons. F. Scott Fitzgerald’s secretary becomes

April 27-May 3, 2013 his trusted friend. (HD) (1:50) TMC Wed. 6:30 p.m. “The Last King of Scotland” ››› (2006, Biography) Forest Whitaker. The doctor of Ugandan dictator Idi Amin sees atrocities. (CC) (R) (2:00) D Sun. 9 p.m. “Last Man Standing” ›› (1996, Action) Bruce Willis. A stranger sparks a war between rival gangs of bootleggers. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:40) MAX Tue. 1:15 a.m. “Last Night” (2010, Drama) Keira Knightley. A wife encounters a former lover while her husband is away. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:32) SHOW Mon. 6:10 a.m. TMC Fri. 1 p.m. “The Last Song” ›› (2010, Drama) Miley Cyrus. A man tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter. (HD) (PG) (2:30) FAM Thu. 8:30 p.m. “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” ›› (2003, Fantasy) Sean Connery. Literary figures unite to stop a mad bomber. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:50) AMC Tue. 11:01 p.m.; Wed. 11:30 a.m. “Left to Die” (2012, Docudrama) Rachael Leigh Cook. Tammi Chase fights to free her mother from an Ecuadorean prison. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:02) LIFE Wed. 10 p.m.; Thu. 2:02 a.m. “Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde” ›› (2003, Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. A young lawyer fights for animal rights. (HD) (PG-13) (1:34) SHOW Sat. 11:45 a.m. “The Legend of Bagger Vance” ››› (2000, Drama) Will Smith. A golf caddy helps a disillusioned young war veteran. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:06) HBO Tue. 3 p.m. “Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole” ›› (2010, Adventure) Voices of Jim Sturgess. Animated. An owlet must find a mythic band of winged warriors. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Sun. 11:30 a.m. “Legend of the Lost Tomb” ›› (1997, Adventure) Rick Rossovich. Teens forced to seek the tomb of Ramses II. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:30) TMC Thu. 6:30 a.m. “The Legend of Tillamook’s Gold” (2006, Adventure) Suzanne Marie Doyon. A girl searches for lost pirate treasure. (CC) (HD) (NR) TMC Tue. 6:35 a.m. “Legendary” › (2010, Drama) Patricia Clarkson. A high-school wrestler wants his estranged brother to train him. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:47) SHOW Fri. 4 p.m. TMC Tue. 10 p.m. “Lethal Weapon” ››› (1987, Action) Mel Gibson. A veteran detective is paired with an eccentric partner. (CC) (R) (1:49) ENC Wed. 6:05 p.m.; Thu. 1:30 a.m. “Lethal Weapon 2” ››› (1989, Action) Mel Gibson. Detectives nail South African-diplomat drug runner. (CC) (R) (1:53) ENC Thu. 6 p.m. “Lethal Weapon 3” ››› (1992, Action) Mel Gibson. L.A.

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detectives and a wild woman crush a guns-to-gangs deal. (CC) (R) (1:58) ENC Fri. 6 p.m. “Liar Liar” ›› (1997, Comedy) Jim Carrey. A fast-talking lawyer cannot tell a lie. (HD) (PG-13) (1:27) AMC Thu. 11 p.m.; Fri. 6 p.m. “Liberal Arts” ›› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Josh Radnor. A college adviser visits his alma mater in Ohio. (CC) (PG-13) (1:37) TMC Mon. 8:55 a.m. “Liberal Arts” ›› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Josh Radnor. A college adviser visits his alma mater in Ohio. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:37) TMC Wed. 10 p.m. “Life” ›› (1999, Comedy-Drama) Eddie Murphy. Two wrongly convicted felons make the most of life in jail. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:48) MAX Fri. 7:10 p.m. “Life as We Know It” ›› (2010, Romance-Comedy) Katherine Heigl. Antagonists must work together to raise their goddaughter. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) TBS Sat. 1 p.m.; Sun. 1:30 p.m. “Lightning Strikes Twice” ›› (1951, Suspense) Ruth Roman. A man meets his wife’s killer following his own acquittal. (NR) (1:45) TCM Thu. 9 p.m. “The Lion King” ››› (1994, Musical) Voices of Rowan Atkinson. Animated. The son of a king battles treachery to claim his destiny. (HD) (G) (2:00) FAM Sat. 9 p.m.; Sun. 6:30 p.m. “Little Fish” ››› (2005, Drama) Cate Blanchett. An ex-beau complicates the life of a reformed drug addict. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:53) TMC Fri. 10:30 p.m. “Little John” ›› (2002, Drama) Ving Rhames. A child she gave up for adoption re-enters a judge’s life. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Fri. 6 p.m. “Little Mister Jim” ›› (1946, Drama) Jackie “Butch” Jenkins. An Army captain loses his wife, turns to drink and neglects his son. (NR) (1:45) TCM Mon. 5:30 a.m. “The Little Rascals” ›› (1994, Comedy) Travis Tedford. Spanky is annoyed when the love bug bites Alfalfa. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Sat. 3:30 p.m. “The Locket” ›› (1946, Drama) Laraine Day. A lovely but mentally unstable woman ruins several men. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Thu. 11 a.m. “Lone Rider” ››› (2008, Western) Lou Diamond Phillips. A soldier battles a landowner who wants his family’s business. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:36) TMC Wed. 6:35 a.m. “The Long Kiss Goodnight” ››› (1996, Action) Geena Davis. A woman gradually remembers her past as government assassin. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) MAX Tue. 8 p.m. “The Long Weekend” › (2005, Comedy) Chris Klein. A man tries to help out his stressedout ad-exec brother. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) TMC Thu. 1:35 a.m. “The Longest Yard” ›› (2005,

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TVTIMES Comedy) Adam Sandler. Prisoners train for a football game against the guards. (CC) (PG13) (2:00) 4 Sat. 5 p.m. “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King” ››› (2003, Fantasy) Elijah Wood. Humans and creatures unite to battle Sauron and his army. (CC) (PG-13) (3:20) ENC Sat. Midnight “The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers” ››› (2002, Fantasy) Elijah Wood. Members of a fellowship battle evil Sauron and his pawns. (PG-13) (4:00) SYFY Sun. 3 p.m.; Mon. 9 a.m. “Lost in Translation” ››› (2003, Comedy-Drama) Bill Murray. A middle-aged actor falls for a young woman in Tokyo. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:42) SHOW Tue. 1:30 p.m. “The Lost Valentine” ›› (2011, Drama) Jennifer Love Hewitt. A reporter seeks the truth about a World War II pilot. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) HALL Sat. 9 p.m. “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” ›› (1997, Adventure) Jeff Goldblum. An expedition returns to monitor dinosaurs’ progress. (CC) (PG-13) (2:14) STARZ Sat. 6:20 a.m. “Love Actually” ››› (2003, Romance-Comedy) Hugh Grant. Various people deal with relationships in London. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:15) MAX Sun. 3:15 a.m. “Love and Death” ››› (1975, Comedy) Woody Allen. A Napoleonic coward reminisces on the eve of his execution. (CC) (PG) (1:30) TCM Mon. 1 a.m. “Love Crazy” ››› (1941, Romance-Comedy) William Powell. An anniversary celebration takes an unexpected turn. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 5 a.m. “The Love Guru” › (2008, Comedy) Mike Myers. A selfhelp expert must get a hockey player’s marriage back on track. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:30) TBS Sun. 2:30 a.m. “Love Is a Four Letter Word” ››› (2007, Romance) Teri Polo. Respective attorneys for a divorcing couple have an affair. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 11 a.m. “The Loves of Carmen” ›› (1948, Drama) Rita Hayworth. An amoral Gypsy proves to be the ruin of many men. (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue. 7 p.m. “Loving Leah” ›› (2009, Romance) Lauren Ambrose. A doctor agrees to marry the widow of his older brother. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sun. 11 a.m. “Lucky” (2011, Comedy) Colin Hanks. A wannabe serial killer wins the lottery. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) SHOW Thu. 8:30 a.m. “The Lucky One” ›› (2012, Drama) Zac Efron. A war vet looks for the woman he believes brought him luck. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:41) MAX Thu. 8:45 a.m. “Lymelife” ››› (2008, Drama) Alec Baldwin. A 1970s New Jersey teenager grows up in a dysfunctional family. (HD) (R) (1:35) SHOW Tue. 8:15 a.m.

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“Macao” ›› (1952, Crime Drama) Robert Mitchum. An adventurer and a singer cross paths with a wanted man. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Thu. 12:30 p.m. “The Magic of Ordinary Days” (2005, Drama) Keri Russell. An unwed mother’s father marries her off to a lonely farmer. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) HALL Sat. 11 p.m.; Sun. 3 p.m. “The Magnetic Monster” ›› (1953, Science Fiction) Richard Carlson. Scientists give energyeating isotope 900,000,000 volts. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Mon. 6:30 p.m. “Magnum Force” ››› (1973, Crime Drama) Clint Eastwood. “Dirty Harry” investigates gangland-style murders. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:04) AMC Sat. 3:30 p.m.; Tue. 11:30 a.m. “Malibu Shark Attack” ›› (2009, Suspense) Peta Wilson. An earthquake unleashes huge, prehistoric sharks. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 1 p.m. “Mallrats” › (1995, Comedy) Shannen Doherty. Two heartbroken youths seek solace in a shopping mall. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:35) SHOW Sat. 9:40 a.m. “Man of Iron” › (1935, Drama) Barton MacLane. A company manager fights to regain his staff’s respect. (NR) (1:15) TCM Fri. 10:30 a.m. “Man on a Ledge” ›› (2012, Suspense) Sam Worthington. A disgraced ex-cop steps onto the ledge of a high-rise. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:42) SHOW Sun. 5 p.m. “The Man Who Wasn’t There” ›› (2001, Crime Drama) Billy Bob Thornton. A barber’s unwise investment decision leads to murder. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:56) TMC Tue. 12:30 p.m. “Manhunt” ››› (2013, Documentary) The hunt for Osama bin Laden began even before 9/11. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:42) HBO Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 3:40 a.m. “The Manitou” ›› (1978, Horror) Tony Curtis. The spirit of an American Indian demon grows in a tumor. (CC) (PG) (1:45) TCM Sat. 11:15 p.m. “Marked for Death” ›› (1990, Action) Steven Seagal. A former DEA agent tries to stop a Jamaican drug ring. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:33) AMC Mon. 6 p.m.; Tue. 9:30 a.m. “Married Before Breakfast” ›› (1937, Comedy) Robert Young. An inventor takes his fiancee on an around-the-world trip. (CC) (NR) (1:15) TCM Thu. 8:30 a.m. “Mary and Martha” ››› (2013, Drama) Hilary Swank. Two women lead a crusade to fight and end the spread of malaria. (CC) (HD) (1:45) HBO Sun. 3:30 p.m.; Mon. 12:30 a.m.; Tue. 8:30 a.m., 6:15 p.m. “The Mask” ››› (1994, Comedy) Jim Carrey. An ancient mask animates a drab bank clerk. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FAM Wed. 9 p.m.

April 27-May 3, 2013 “The Matrix Reloaded” ››› (2003, Science Fiction) Keanu Reeves. Freedom fighters revolt against machines. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:18) MAX Wed. 12:30 p.m. “Max Payne” › (2008, Action) Mark Wahlberg. A cop hunts those who killed his family. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Sat. 11:30 a.m. “Mean Girls 2” ›› (2011, Comedy) Meaghan Martin. A clique of girls makes life difficult for a new student. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) E! Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 5 p.m. “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus” ›› (2009, Science Fiction) Deborah Gibson. Two prehistoric sea creatures endanger the California coast. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 9 a.m. “Melancholia” ››› (2011, Drama) Kirsten Dunst. Two sisters deal with the approach of the world’s end. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:15) TMC Mon. 1:35 a.m. “Memphis Belle” ›› (1990, War) Matthew Modine. B-17 bomber’s crew faces its last World War II mission. (CC) (PG13) (1:48) ENC Fri. 11:30 a.m. “Men in Black” ››› (1997, Action) Tommy Lee Jones. Secret agents monitor extraterrestrial activity on Earth. (CC) (PG13) (1:38) ENC Sun. 9:50 p.m. “Menace II Society” ››› (1993, Drama) Tyrin Turner. The saga of a ghetto teen in East L.A. (R) (2:00) VH1 Tue. 3 a.m., 4:50 p.m. “The Merchant of Venice” ›› (2004, Drama) Al Pacino. Antonio borrows money from Shylock to help Bassanio. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:11) HBO Fri. 4:10 a.m. “The Mighty” ››› (1998, Drama) Sharon Stone. Two young misfits imagine that they are legendary knights. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:40) SHOW Wed. 5:05 a.m. “Million Dollar Baby” ›››› (2004, Drama) Clint Eastwood. A cantankerous trainer bonds with a female boxer. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:12) HBO Fri. 5:45 p.m. “Minutemen” ›› (2008, Comedy) Jason Dolley. High-school outcasts use a time machine to change the past. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:45) DISN Sun. 2:30 a.m. “Miss Congeniality” ›› (2000, Comedy) Sandra Bullock. A clumsy FBI agent goes under cover at a beauty pageant. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) CMT Wed. Midnight, 8 p.m. “Mr. Jones” ›› (1993, Romance) Richard Gere. A doctor falls in love with a mentally unbalanced patient. (CC) (R) (1:52) ENC Wed. 12:15 p.m. “Mr. Mom” ›› (1983, Comedy) Michael Keaton. A newly unemployed man keeps house while his wife works. (CC) (PG) (1:31) ENC Tue. 6:20 p.m. “Mr. Popper’s Penguins” ›› (2011, Comedy) Jim Carrey. A man turns his luxurious apartment into a penguin habitat. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:34) HBO Sat. 10:35 a.m. “Mom and Dad Save the World” ›› (1992, Science Fic-

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tion) Teri Garr. Suburban earthlings lead a revolt against an alien tyrant. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:28) MAX Wed. 5:20 a.m. “The Money Pit” ›› (1986, Comedy) Tom Hanks. A couple’s new mansion is a lemon. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:30) MAX Thu. 3:30 a.m. “The Monster That Challenged the World” ›› (1957, Science Fiction) Tim Holt. Monstrous mollusks terrorize California. (G) (1:30) TCM Sat. 3:30 p.m. “Monsters” ››› (2010, Science Fiction) Scoot McNairy. Two people venture into an area populated by vicious beasts. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:37) TMC Wed. 5 a.m. “Monsters, Inc.” ››› (2001, Comedy) Voices of John Goodman. Animated. A blue behemoth and his one-eyed pal scare children. (CC) (HD) (G) (1:40) DISN Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 9 a.m. “Moonfleet” ›› (1955, Action) Stewart Granger. An 18th-century English rake takes up smuggling. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Thu. 3:15 p.m. “Mother’s Day” › (2010, Crime Drama) Rebecca De Mornay. Members of a sadistic family return to their childhood home. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52) SHOW Thu. 2:30 a.m. “Motocrossed” ››› (2001, Adventure) Alana Austin. A teen poses as her brother and competes in motocross races. (CC) (1:45) DISN Mon. 2:30 a.m. “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” ›› (2005, Action) Brad Pitt. A husband and wife are assassins for rival organizations. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (2:00) MAX Sun. 11:15 a.m., 10 p.m.; Fri. 9 p.m. “Mulan” ››› (1998, Musical) Voices of Ming-Na Wen. Animated. A Chinese maiden disguises herself as a man. (CC) (HD) (G) (1:30) DISN Fri. 12:30 p.m.; Sat. 4:30 a.m. “The Mummy” ››› (1999, Adventure) Brendan Fraser. A mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. (HD) (PG13) (3:20) SPIKE Mon. 8 p.m., 11:20 p.m. “The Muppets” ››› (2011, Comedy) Jason Segel. A greedy oilman wants to raze Muppet Studios. (CC) (PG) (1:38) STARZ Tue. 8 a.m.; Wed. 4:25 a.m. “Murder Ahoy!” ›› (1964, Mystery) Margaret Rutherford. Miss Marple investigates the death of a naval trustee. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Sat. 9 a.m. “Music and Lyrics” ››› (2007, Romance-Comedy) Hugh Grant. A pop diva asks a washed-up musician to compose a song for her. (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Wed. 6 a.m. “My Baby’s Daddy” › (2004, Comedy) Eddie Griffin. Three footloose men deal with fatherhood. (CC) (PG-13) (1:26) STARZ Wed. 6:10 a.m., 1:35 p.m. “My Boss’s Daughter” › (2003, Romance-Comedy) Ash-

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MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS new parents. (CC) (PG) (1:28) ENC Sun. 1 p.m. “The Notebook” ›› (2004, Romance) Ryan Gosling. A man tells a story to a woman about two lovers. (CC) (PG-13) (2:04) ENC Wed. 8:40 a.m., 4 p.m.; Sat. 3:30 a.m. “Nutty Professor II: The Klumps” ›› (2000, Comedy) Eddie Murphy. Sherman Klump attempts to remove Buddy Love from his DNA. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:46) AMC Fri. 3 a.m., 3:30 p.m.

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April 27-May 3, 2013 aster-laden trip to New York. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:32) MAX Tue. 8:10 a.m. “Over the Hedge” ››› (2006, Comedy) Voices of Bruce Willis. Animated. A raccoon tells fellow animals about a new food source. (CC) (HD) (PG) (2:00) _ Sat. 9 p.m. * Sat. 9 p.m.

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“Play Again” (2010, Documentary) Six teens embark on their first wilderness adventure. (NR) (1:00) ¨ Sun. 8 p.m.; Mon. 2 a.m., 12:30 p.m. “The Power” ›› (1968, Science Fiction) George Hamilton. A scientist uses a deadly form of ESP on his colleagues. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Mon. 9:30 p.m. “Practical Magic” ›› (1998, Comedy-Drama) Sandra Bullock. Two sisters face obstacles because of their witchcraft. (CC) (PG-13) (1:45) ENC Tue. 7:20 a.m., 2:50 p.m., 9:35 p.m. “Preacher’s Kid” ›› (2009, Drama) LeToya Luckett. A pastor’s musically gifted daughter sets out on her own. (CC) (PG13) (3:00) BET Sat. 1 a.m. “The Pregnancy Pact” (2010, Drama) Nancy Travis. A woman investigates a sudden increase in teenage pregnancies. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Mon. 6 p.m. “Presumed Innocent” ››› (1990, Mystery) Harrison Ford. A married prosecutor goes on trial for his lover’s murder. (CC) (R) (2:08) ENC Thu. 3:50 p.m. “The Princess Bride” ››› (1987, Adventure) Cary Elwes. A stableboy in disguise sets out to rescue his beloved. (CC) (PG) (2:00) OXY Sat. 10 a.m. “Princess Protection Program” ›› (2009, Comedy) Selena Gomez. A princess stays with a covert agent and his daughter. (CC) (HD) (1:40) DISN Mon. 8:30 p.m.; Tue. 2:30 p.m. “Prometheus” ››› (2012, Science Fiction) Noomi Rapace. Explorers wage a terrifying battle to save mankind’s future. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:03) HBO Mon. 9 p.m. “The Prowler” ››› (1951, Suspense) Van Heflin. A policeman plots to kill a man for his wealth and his wife. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Tue. 10:45 a.m. “Pulp Fiction” ›››› (1994, Crime Drama) John Travolta. Criminals cross paths in three interlocked tales of mayhem. (R) (3:00) VH1 Fri. Midnight, 7 p.m. “The Pumpkin Karver” › (2006, Horror) Amy Weber. A killer terrorizes Halloween partygoers on a deserted farm. (R) (2:00) SYFY Thu. 1 p.m. “The Punisher” ›› (2004, Action) Thomas Jane. An FBI agent seeks revenge for the murder of his family. (HD) (R) (2:48) SPIKE Mon. 12:50 a.m., 2 p.m. “Purple Violets” ›› (2007, Romance) Selma Blair. Two excouples meet again by chance. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:41) MAX Sun. 5:30 a.m.

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MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS ›› (2012, Horror) Milla Jovovich. Umbrella Corp.’s Tvirus continues to ravage the Earth. (CC) (R) (1:35) STARZ Sat. 1:50 p.m.; Thu. 9:20 p.m.; Fri. 2:20 p.m. “Return to Me” ››› (2000, Romance) David Duchovny. A man falls in love with the recipient of his wife’s heart. (CC) (PG) (1:53) STARZ Fri. 12:20 p.m. “Richie Rich” ›› (1994, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin. A young billionaire crosses paths with a greedy executive. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Wed. 7 p.m. “The Ride” (2011, Documentary) Phil Keoghan rides his bike across America. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:27) SHOW Fri. 6:30 a.m. “Riders to the Stars” ›› (1954, Science Fiction) William Lundigan. Scientists set out to snare a meteor for cosmic-ray studies. (NR) (1:30) TCM Mon. 8 p.m. “The Ring Two” ›› (2005, Horror) Naomi Watts. A journalist must protect her son from evil Samara. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:08) MAX Sun. 7:20 a.m. “Rio Bravo” ››› (1959, Western) John Wayne. Sheriff and deputies try to hold rancher’s brother in jail. (CC) (NR) (2:30) TCM Sat. 8:45 p.m. “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” ››› (2011, Science Fiction) James Franco. A medical experiment results in a superintelligent chimp. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:45) HBO Wed. 9 a.m., 6:15 p.m. “Rising Stars” (2010, Drama) Fisher Stevens. Three musical acts take part in a reality-TV show. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:33) TMC Wed. 9:30 a.m. “Road to Bali” ›› (1952, Musical Comedy) Bing Crosby. Two vaudevillians help save an island beauty’s treasure. (NR) (1:45) TCM Fri. 1:15 p.m. “The Road to El Dorado” ›› (2000, Musical) Voices of Kevin Kline. Animated. Two rogues find the fabled city of gold. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:29) HBO Wed. 6 a.m. “Road to Nowhere” ›› (2010, Romance) Shannyn Sossamon. A filmmaker becomes wrapped up in a crime. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:01) TMC Wed. 12:30 p.m. “A Room With a View” ››› (1986, Drama) Helena BonhamCarter. A woman must choose between love and social propriety. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:55) TMC Fri. 6 p.m. “Ruby Gentry” ›› (1952, Drama) Jennifer Jones. A poor Southern woman marries to raise her social standing. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Thu. 7:30 p.m. “Rules of Engagement” ›› (2000, Drama) Tommy Lee Jones. An old friend defends a Marine accused of killing civilians. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) TNT Sun. 12:30 a.m. “Runaway Jury” ››› (2003, Suspense) John Cusack. A man tries to manipulate an explosive trial. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:07) AMC Sun. 7 p.m.; Mon.

April 27-May 3, 2013 3 p.m. “The Rundown” ››› (2003, Adventure) The Rock. A bounty hunter must find his boss’ son in the Amazon. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:44) HBO Fri. 2:15 p.m. “Running Scared” ›› (2006, Crime Drama) Paul Walker. A gun winds up in the wrong hands. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) USA Wed. 7:30 a.m.

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abbey. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) SPIKE Sat. 11 p.m. “Second in Command” ›› (2006, Action) Jean-Claude Van Damme. An officer must protect a U.S. ambassador from insurgents. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) USA Tue. 2:05 a.m. “Secondhand Lions” ››› (2003, Comedy-Drama) Michael Caine. A teen hears fantastic tales from his great-uncles. (CC) (PG) (1:49) ENC Thu. 11:20 a.m. “The Secret of My Success” ›› (1987, Comedy) Michael J. Fox. An ambitious youth climbs Manhattan’s corporate ladder. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:50) AMC Thu. 1:19 a.m. “Seeking a Friend for the End of the World” ›› (2012, Comedy-Drama) Steve Carell. Two misfits take a road trip as the world’s end approaches. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) MAX Mon. 8:15 p.m.; Fri. 1:30 p.m. “The Sentinel” ›› (2006, Suspense) Michael Douglas. A Secret Service agent becomes a murder suspect. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:48) AMC Sat. 10:30 p.m.; Sun. 10:02 a.m. “Serenity” ››› (2005, Science Fiction) Nathan Fillion. A spaceship crew gets caught in a deadly conflict. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:59) SHOW Thu. 6:30 a.m. “Seven” ››› (1995, Suspense) Brad Pitt. A killer dispatches his victims via the Seven Deadly Sins. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:05) MAX Fri. 1:05 a.m. “The Seventh Seal” ›››› (1956, Drama) Max von Sydow. A weary knight plays chess with Death. (NR) (1:45) TCM Sun. 11:15 p.m. “Shallow Hal” ›› (2001, Romance-Comedy) Gwyneth Paltrow. A superficial man now sees only the inner beauty of a very fat woman. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (2:30) TBS Sun. Midnight “Shanghai Knights” ››› (2003, Comedy) Jackie Chan. Chon Wang and his comrades shake up Victorian England. (CC) (PG-13) (1:54) STARZ Mon. 2:30 p.m.; Tue. 9:45 a.m. “Shark Zone” (2003, Suspense) Dean Cochran. White sharks threaten divers searching for diamonds. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 11 a.m. “Shaun of the Dead” ››› (2004, Comedy) Simon Pegg. An aimless TV salesman and his friend battle zombies. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:37) MAX Sat. 3 p.m. “She Hate Me” ›› (2004, Comedy-Drama) Anthony Mackie. A man impregnates his ex-fiancee and lesbians. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:18) MAX Tue. 3:35 a.m. “She’s Having a Baby” ›› (1988, Comedy-Drama) Kevin Bacon. Yuppie copywriter weds sweetheart, wonders if it’s a mistake. (CC) (PG-13) (1:45) ENC Mon. 7:20 a.m. “She’s Too Young” ›› (2004, Drama) Marcia Gay Harden. A

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teen succumbs to pressure from her peers to have sex. (CC) (HD) (2:00) LIFE Sat. 2 p.m. “Shrek” ››› (2001, Comedy) Voices of Mike Myers. Animated. A monster and a donkey make a deal with a mean lord. (HD) (PG) (2:00) TOON Sat. 7 p.m.; Sun. 6 p.m. “Shrek 2” ››› (2004, Comedy) Voices of Mike Myers. Animated. A green ogre must meet his wife’s parents. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:32) HBO Sun. 7 a.m. “The Siege” ›› (1998, Action) Denzel Washington. The FBI attempts to hunt down terrorists in New York. (HD) (R) (2:30) ± Sat. 1 p.m. “The Silence of the Lambs” ›››› (1991, Suspense) Jodie Foster. A mad genius helps an FBI trainee pursue a serial killer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:59) MAX Wed. 8 p.m. “Silver Queen” ›› (1942, Adventure) Priscilla Lane. A young woman gambles to pay her father’s debts. (NR) (1:30) TCM Wed. 8:30 p.m. “Silver Streak” ››› (1976, Comedy) Gene Wilder. A long train ride leads an editor to love and intrigue. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:53) AMC Wed. 9 a.m. “Simon Birch” ››› (1998, Comedy-Drama) Ian Michael Smith. A boy and his small friend experience life’s ups and downs. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:53) TMC Sat. 6 a.m.; Tue. 8:30 a.m. “A Sister’s Revenge” (2013, Suspense) Brooke Burns. A woman hatches a plot to destroy the life of a family man. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 12:02 a.m., 5 p.m. “Sixteen Candles” ›› (1984, Comedy) Molly Ringwald. Girl turning 16 likes another girl’s guy. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:30) AMC Wed. 10:16 p.m.; Thu. 7 p.m. “Skin” ››› (2008, Drama) Sophie Okonedo. A woman endures discrimination due to her appearance. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:47) TMC Tue. 2:30 p.m. “The Skulls” › (2000, Suspense) Joshua Jackson. A college freshman joins an elite, dangerous society. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:46) SHOW Tue. 11:30 a.m. “Sleeping With the Enemy” ›› (1991, Suspense) Julia Roberts. A woman takes drastic measures to flee her abusive husband. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) LIFE Sun. 1 p.m. “Smiley Face” ››› (2007, Comedy) Anna Faris. A stoned actress has misadventures in Los Angeles. (CC) (R) (1:24) STARZ Tue. 4:45 a.m., 2:50 p.m. “The Snake Pit” ›››› (1948, Drama) Olivia de Havilland. An ex-patient recalls the horrors of a mental institution. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Mon. 9:30 a.m. “Sniper” ›› (1993, Action) Tom Berenger. Marine sniper hits Panama with D.C. bureaucrat. (CC) (R) (1:39) ENC Sun. Midnight “Snow Dogs” ›› (2002, Comedy) Cuba Gooding Jr. A Miami

dentist becomes a sled-dog racer in Alaska. (HD) (PG) (2:00) FAM Sun. 9:30 a.m. “Soldier’s Girl” ››› (2003, Docudrama) Troy Garity. A GI falls in love with a transgendered entertainer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:52) TMC Fri. 4 a.m. “Something’s Gotta Give” ››› (2003, Romance-Comedy) Jack Nicholson. A music exec falls for the mother of his young girlfriend. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (2:30) TBS Sat. 10:30 a.m. “Somewhere” ››› (2010, Comedy-Drama) Stephen Dorff. A Hollywood bad boy gets an unexpected visit. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:38) HBO Fri. 2:30 a.m. “Son of India” › (1931, Romance) Ramon Novarro. The lone survivor of a bandit attack starts anew in Bombay. (NR) (1:15) TCM Thu. 3 a.m. “Soul Plane” ›› (2004, Comedy) Kevin Hart. Passengers and crew party aboard an airliner. (CC) (R) (2:00) BET Sat. 12:30 p.m. “A Sound of Thunder” › (2005, Science Fiction) Edward Burns. A time traveler alters the history of evolution. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:41) HBO Fri. 10:45 a.m. “Source Code” ››› (2011, Suspense) Jake Gyllenhaal. A pilot experiences the last few minutes of a man’s life. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:33) SHOW Mon. 4:35 a.m. “The Southerner” ›››› (1945, Drama) Zachary Scott. A poor sharecropper and his family try to eke out a living. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Tue. 3 a.m. “Spanglish” ››› (2004, Comedy-Drama) Adam Sandler. A housekeeper works for a chef and his neurotic wife. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:10) HBO Mon. 3:45 p.m. “Spider-Man 2” ››› (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker fights a man who has mechanical tentacles. (HD) (PG13) (3:04) FX Sun. 7 a.m. “Spider-Man 3” ›› (2007, Action) Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker falls under the influence of his dark side. (HD) (PG-13) (3:04) FX Sun. 10:04 a.m.; Mon. 8 a.m. “Spy Kids 3: Game Over” ›› (2003, Adventure) Antonio Banderas. A boy enters a virtual-reality game to save his sister. (CC) (PG) (1:29) STARZ Sun. 5:20 a.m. “Stash House” (2012, Suspense) Dolph Lundgren. Dave and Emma are imprisoned in their home. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:35) MAX Wed. 3:40 a.m. “Steamboat Bill, Jr.” ››› (1928, Comedy) Buster Keaton. Silent. College wimp tries to please his boat-captain father. (NR) (1:15) TCM Sun. 9:15 p.m. “Step Into Liquid” ››› (2003, Documentary) Filmmaker Bruce Brown captures surfers in action. (HD) (PG) (1:27) TMC Wed. 8 a.m. “Stepmom” ›› (1998, Drama) Julia Roberts. A woman tries hard to make her lover’s chil-

April 27-May 3, 2013 dren accept her. (HD) (PG-13) (2:04) SHOW Tue. 7 p.m. “Stick It” ›› (2006, ComedyDrama) Jeff Bridges. A rebellious teen attends a gymnastics academy. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) E! Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 1 p.m. “Stick It” ›› (2006, ComedyDrama) Jeff Bridges. A rebellious teen attends a gymnastics academy. (PG-13) (2:00) OXY Fri. 6:30 p.m. “Stolen Child” (2011, Suspense) Emmanuelle Vaugier. A couple uncover an ugly secret about their adopted girl. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:02) LIFE Mon. 10 p.m.; Tue. 2:02 a.m. “A Stolen Life” ›› (1946, Drama) Bette Davis. A woman’s twin takes her place after she dies in a storm. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue. 5 p.m. “The Stone Angel” ›› (2007, Drama) Ellen Burstyn. An aging woman flees from her past and future. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:55) SHOW Wed. 9 a.m. TMC Tue. 10:30 a.m. “Stonehenge Apocalypse” (2010, Science Fiction) Misha Collins. Disaster strikes when the megaliths in England shift. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 11 p.m. “The Story of G.I. Joe” ››› (1945, War) Burgess Meredith. Syndicated columnist Ernie Pyle covers World War II with the infantry. (CC) (NR) (2:15) TCM Tue. 4:45 a.m. “The Strange Love of Martha Ivers” ››› (1946, Drama) Barbara Stanwyck. A childhood murder comes back to haunt a wealthy couple. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Tue. 7 a.m. “The Stranger” (2010, Action) Steve Austin. A former FBI agent must solve the puzzle of his memory loss. (HD) (R) (2:00) SPIKE Thu. 10 p.m. “Straw Dogs” ›› (2011, Drama) James Marsden. A screenwriter and his wife find savagery in the Deep South. (CC) (R) (1:50) STARZ Mon. 3:05 a.m. “Stripes” ›› (1981, Comedy) Bill Murray. A joy ride takes two Army recruits across enemy lines. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:45) AMC Fri. 1 p.m. “A Successful Calamity” ››› (1932, Comedy) George Arliss. Financier tells family he’s broke, gets attention. (NR) (1:15) TCM Fri. 9:15 a.m. “A Summer in Genoa” ›› (2008, Drama) Colin Firth. A widower and his two young daughters look for a fresh start in Italy. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:34) TMC Mon. 1:45 p.m. “Super Shark” (2011, Science Fiction) John Schneider. A gigantic, prehistoric shark wreaks havoc. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 3 p.m. “Supercross: The Movie” › (2005, Action) Steve Howey. Motocross racers are sibling rivals. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:32) HBO Wed. 7:30 a.m. “The Surrogacy Trap” (2013, Drama) Adam Reid. A couple regret their choice of a woman for surrogacy. (CC) (HD) (NR)

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(2:00) LIFE Mon. 8 p.m.; Tue. 12:02 a.m. “The Surrogate” (2013, Suspense) Cameron Mathison. A professor and his wife hire a surrogate who has a deadly agenda. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sun. 3 p.m. “Surrogates” ›› (2009, Science Fiction) Bruce Willis. In a utopian world, people live vicariously through robots. (HD) (PG13) (2:00) FX Wed. 7 a.m. “Suspect Zero” ›› (2004, Suspense) Aaron Eckhart. FBI agents search for a murderer of serial killers. (HD) (R) (1:39) TMC Sat. 10:35 p.m.; Sun. 2 a.m. “Swamp Shark” (2011, Suspense) Kristy Swanson. A mutated shark wreaks havoc on the Mississippi River. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 7 p.m. “Swamp Volcano” (2012, Science Fiction) Rachel Hunter. Volcanic eruptions threaten to cause mass destruction. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 9 p.m. “Sweet Home Alabama” ›› (2002, Romance-Comedy) Reese Witherspoon. A fashion designer demands a divorce from her husband. (CC) (PG-13) (2:30) OXY Sat. 7 p.m., 9:30 p.m. “The Sweetest Thing” › (2002, Romance-Comedy) Cameron Diaz. A woman tries to track down a guy she met at a dance club. (R) (2:00) OXY Sat. Noon “Swinging With the Finkels” ›› (2010, Comedy) Mandy Moore. A suburban couple decide to spice up their lives. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:25) SHOW Tue. 5:15 a.m. “Swordfish” ›› (2001, Suspense) John Travolta. An ex-con computer hacker is pulled into a high-tech heist. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:39) AMC Sat. 6 p.m.; Sun. 2:30 p.m. “Sylvia” ›› (2003, Biography) Gwyneth Paltrow. Writers Sylvia Plath and Ted Hughes get married. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:50) TMC Mon. 8 p.m.

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“Taken Back: Finding Haley” (2012, Suspense) Moira Kelly. A woman finds her abducted daughter. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Wed. 8 p.m.; Thu. 12:02 a.m. “Tango & Cash” ›› (1989, Crime Drama) Sylvester Stallone. Two rival cops go after the drug kingpin who framed them. (HD) (R) (2:00) ± Wed. 6 p.m. “Tarantula” ›› (1955, Science Fiction) John Agar. Desert scientists lose fortified spider big as building. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Sat. 10:45 a.m. “The Temp” ›› (1993, Suspense) Timothy Hutton. A temporary secretary kills her way up the company ladder. (CC) (R) (1:35) ENC Mon. 9:50 p.m. “Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny” ›› (2006, Comedy) Jack Black. JB and KG form

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TVTIMES rock group Tenacious D. (R) (2:00) VH1 Sun. 2 a.m. “The Tender Trap” ››› (1955, Comedy) Debbie Reynolds. A New York bachelor is fair game for marriage-minded women. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 11 a.m. “The Terminal” ››› (2004, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks. A European living in an airport befriends a stewardess. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:08) MAX Thu. 6:35 a.m. “Terror in the Family” ›› (1996, Drama) Joanna Kerns. Parents face abuse at the hands of their troubled daughter. (CC) (HD) (2:00) LIFE Sat. 4 p.m. “Terror on a Train” ›› (1953, Suspense) Glenn Ford. Expert tries to defuse time bomb on train carrying explosives. (CC) (NR) (1:15) TCM Wed. 8:15 a.m. “That Old Feeling” ›› (1997, Romance-Comedy) Bette Midler. Passion unexpectedly erupts between a long-divorced couple. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:45) HBO Thu. 9 a.m. “They Live by Night” ››› (1949, Crime Drama) Cathy O’Donnell. Two young lovers flee the long arm of the law. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Sun. 5 p.m. “The Thing” ›› (2011, Horror) Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Arctic researchers battle a shapeshifting alien. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:43) MAX Sun. 1:30 a.m. “13 Rue Madeleine” ››› (1946, Suspense) James Cagney. A spy tracks a double agent to Gestapo headquarters. (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 7 a.m. “This Means War” › (2012, Action) Reese Witherspoon. Two CIA agents battle over the same woman. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (1:37) MAX Sat. 11:10 a.m. “Three Comrades” ››› (1938, Romance) Robert Taylor. Veteran and partners love doomed woman in 1920s Germany. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Sat. Midnight “The Three Musketeers” ›› (1993, Adventure) Charlie Sheen. The Musketeers seek to break Richelieu’s pact with Britain. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:45) SHOW Thu. 3:15 p.m. “The Three Musketeers” › (2011, Action) Matthew MacFadyen. D’Artagnan and friends must foil Richelieu’s anarchist plot. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:50) SHOW Mon. 1:30 p.m. “The Three Stooges” ›› (2012, Comedy) Sean Hayes. The Stooges set out to save their childhood home. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:32) MAX Tue. 9:40 a.m. “3000 Miles to Graceland” ›› (2001, Action) Kurt Russell. Fake Elvis impersonators stage a casino heist in Las Vegas. (CC) (R) (2:05) ENC Wed. 9:40 p.m. “Thunder Soul” ››› (2010, Documentary) Members of a 1970s high-school jazz band reunite. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:28)

MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS TMC Thu. 8:05 a.m. “A Time to Kill” ››› (1996, Drama) Sandra Bullock. A lawyer’s defense of a black man arouses the Klan’s ire. (R) (3:00) OXY Mon. 6:30 a.m., 2:30 p.m. “Timeline” ›› (2003, Adventure) Paul Walker. Adventurers travel back to 1300s wartime France. (HD) (PG-13) (1:56) SHOW Wed. 11 a.m.; Thu. 4:30 a.m. “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy” ››› (2011, Mystery) Gary Oldman. A veteran agent must ferret out a Soviet spy within MI6. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:07) HBO Mon. 4:10 a.m. “Toolbox Murders” ›› (2004, Horror) Angela Bettis. A killer targets tenants of a decrepit apartment building. (CC) (R) (2:00) SYFY Thu. 11 a.m. “Tormented” ›› (1960, Horror) Richard Carlson. A pianist is haunted by the spirit of his murdered lover. (NR) (1:30) TCM Tue. 1 a.m. “Total Recall” ›› (2012, Science Fiction) Colin Farrell. A factory worker begins to think he’s really a spy. (CC) (PG-13) (1:57) STARZ Sun. 12:30 p.m., 9 p.m.; Mon. 5 a.m.; Sat. 5:50 a.m. “Touchback” ›› (2011, Drama) Brian Presley. A former football player gets a second shot at his destiny. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:58) SHOW Fri. 8 a.m. “Touched” (2005, Romance) Jenna Elfman. A nurse falls in love with a formerly comatose patient. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:40) TMC Thu. 4:40 a.m. “Touching Home” (2008, Drama) Ed Harris. Two brothers must make up for their past. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:54) SHOW Fri. 10:15 a.m. “Traffic” ››› (2000, Crime Drama) Michael Douglas. The war on drugs brings many casualties and few victories. (HD) (R) (2:27) SHOW Fri. 1:30 a.m. TMC Wed. 2:30 a.m. “Transit” ›› (2012, Suspense) Jim Caviezel. Bank robbers stash their loot in a vacationing family’s car. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:27) MAX Mon. 11:20 a.m. “The Tree of Life” ››› (2011, Drama) Brad Pitt. A man tries to reconcile his complicated relationship with his father. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:18) MAX Fri. 4:50 a.m. “Trial” ››› (1955, Drama) Glenn Ford. A Mexican boy’s murder trial turns into a national scandal. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Wed. 1:15 p.m. “21 Jump Street” ››› (2012, Comedy) Jonah Hill. Young cops go under cover as high-school students. (CC) (R) (1:50) STARZ Sat. 12:35 a.m. “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1” ›› (2011, Romance) Kristen Stewart. Bella and Edward marry. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:57) SHOW Sun. 7 a.m., 3 p.m. “Two Alone” › (1934, Drama) Jean Parker. A reformatory escapee brightens an orphan’s

April 27-May 3, 2013 desolate life. (NR) (1:30) TCM Fri. 6:30 a.m. “Two Guys From Milwaukee” ›› (1946, Comedy) Dennis Morgan. A prince and a cab driver search for girls in Brooklyn. (CC) (NR) (2:00) TCM Sun. 3 a.m. “2 Headed Shark Attack” › (2012, Action) Carmen Electra. A monster shark sinks an educational ship. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) SYFY Sat. 5 p.m. “Two Weeks Notice” ›› (2002, Romance-Comedy) Sandra Bullock. A millionaire confronts his feelings for his lawyer. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:41) HBO Wed. 4:30 p.m.

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“U-571” ›› (2000, Suspense) Matthew McConaughey. GIs try to steal an encryption device from a German sub. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:56) MAX Mon. 2:30 a.m. “Under the Tuscan Sun” ››› (2003, Romance) Diane Lane. A woman moves to Italy and befriends a married man. (CC) (PG-13) (1:53) STARZ Sat. 8:35 a.m., 5:10 p.m. “Undercover Brother” ››› (2002, Comedy) Eddie Griffin. An ultra-cool agent squares off against a white villain. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) ± Mon. 11 a.m. “The Undercover Man” ››› (1949, Crime Drama) Glenn Ford. Treasury agents attempt to outsmart a notorious gangster. (NR) (1:30) TCM Tue. 9 p.m. “Underworld” ›› (2003, Horror) Kate Beckinsale. A vampire protects a medical student from werewolves. (HD) (R) (3:20) SPIKE Sun. 9:30 p.m.; Mon. 4:45 p.m. “Underworld: Awakening” ›› (2012, Horror) Kate Beckinsale. Humans wage war on vampires and lycans. (CC) (R) (1:29) STARZ Sat. 3:35 p.m., 11:20 p.m. “An Unfinished Life” ›› (2005, Drama) Robert Redford. A Wyoming rancher shelters his abused daughter-in-law. (CC) (PG-13) (1:47) ENC Sat. 10:30 a.m.; Sun. 4:15 a.m. STARZ Fri. 5:25 a.m. “Unforgiven” ›››› (1992, Western) Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood’s Oscar-winning portrait of an aged gunman. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:10) AMC Mon. 8 p.m., 11 p.m.; Tue. 2 p.m. “Universal Soldier: Regeneration” ››› (2009, Action) Andrei “The Pitbull” Arlovski. A genetically engineered soldier battles two counterparts. (HD) (R) (2:15) SPIKE Mon. 11:45 a.m. “Unstoppable” ››› (2010, Action) Denzel Washington. Two men try to stop a runaway train carrying toxic cargo. (HD) (PG13) (2:00) FX Tue. 8 p.m., 10 p.m.; Fri. 10 p.m.; Sat. Midnight

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lante fights a fascist government. (R) (3:00) SYFY Sun. 11 p.m.; Mon. 1 p.m. “Valley Girl” ›› (1983, Romance) Nicolas Cage. A highschool socialite dates a scruffy young punker. (CC) (R) (1:35) ENC Mon. 4:30 p.m. “Vamps” (2012, Comedy) Alicia Silverstone. Bloodsucking party girls enjoy the night life. (CC) (PG-13) (1:33) STARZ Thu. 3:20 a.m., 1:20 p.m. “Van Helsing” ›› (2004, Fantasy) Hugh Jackman. A monster-hunter battles creatures in Transylvania. (CC) (PG-13) (2:12) ENC Sat. 2:20 p.m., 9:45 p.m. “Vantage Point” ›› (2008, Suspense) Dennis Quaid. Witnesses have different takes on an assassination attempt. (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) FX Thu. 11 a.m.; Fri. 8:30 a.m. “Varsity Blues” ›› (1999, Comedy-Drama) James Van Der Beek. A second-string quarterback is propelled to sudden glory. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:44) MAX Sat. 1 a.m. “Varsity Show” ›› (1937, Musical Comedy) Dick Powell. A Broadway producer helps his old college put on a show. (NR) (1:30) TCM Thu. 1:30 a.m. “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” ›› (2011, Comedy) John Cho. The stoner pals reunite to find the perfect Christmas tree. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) MAX Wed. 6:30 p.m. “Video Girl” ›› (2010, Drama) Meagan Good. A hip-hop dancer finds that fame has a dark side. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:30) BET Mon. 3:30 p.m. “The Vow” ›› (2012, Romance) Rachel McAdams. A man tries to restore his wife’s memory and their bond. (CC) (PG-13) (1:44) STARZ Sat. Noon, 7:10 p.m.; Mon. 8:45 a.m., 10:05 p.m.; Tue. 6:15 a.m.

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TVTIMES dent to pose as her paramour. (NR) (1:15) TCM Sat. 6:30 a.m. “War Horse” ››› (2011, Historical Drama) Emily Watson. A horse sees joy and sorrow during World War I. (CC) (HD) (PG13) (2:26) TMC Sun. Noon, 8 p.m.; Wed. Midnight; Fri. 8 p.m. “War of the Worlds” ››› (2005, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise. A man and his children try to survive an alien invasion. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) TNT Fri. 8 p.m., 10:30 p.m. “The Watch” › (2012, Comedy) Ben Stiller. Four men discover that aliens have infiltrated their town. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) MAX Sat. 10 p.m.; Sun. 9:30 a.m., 8:15 p.m.; Thu. 10 p.m. “The Watcher” ›› (2000, Suspense) James Spader. An FBI agent comes out of hiding to catch a serial killer. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:36) AMC Fri. 9 a.m. “Waterworld” ›› (1995, Science Fiction) Kevin Costner. A loner navigates a future world. (CC) (PG-13) (2:16) ENC Sun. 4 p.m., 11:30 p.m. “We Need to Talk About Kevin” ››› (2011, Drama) Tilda Swinton. A woman must deal with the aftermath of her son’s horrific act. (CC) (R) (1:51) STARZ Thu. 11:20 a.m. “We Own the Night” ›› (2007, Crime Drama) Joaquin Phoenix. A nightclub manager tries to remain neutral in a drug war. (CC) (R) (1:58) STARZ Fri. Midnight, 4 p.m. “What She Knew” ››› (2006, Drama) Tilda Swinton. A teen is accused of murdering her newborn. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:00) LIFE Sat. Noon “What’s Love Got to Do With It” ››› (1993, Biography) Angela Bassett. The life of singeractress Tina Turner. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:58) MAX Wed. 4:30 p.m. “What’s Your Number?” ››

MOVIE HIGHLIGHTS (2011, Romance-Comedy) Anna Faris. A woman wonders if one of 20 exes could be her true love. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:46) MAX Tue. 2:45 p.m. “When Harry Met Sally” ›››› (1989, Romance-Comedy) Billy Crystal. Two romantically bruised New Yorkers become close friends. (CC) (R) (2:00) OXY Sat. 8 a.m. “When You’re in Love” ›› (1937, Musical) Grace Moore. An international opera star tries to marry a U.S. citizen. (NR) (2:00) TCM Fri. 4:30 a.m. “Which Way Is the Front Line from Here? The Life and Time of Tim Hetherington” ››› (2013, Documentary) The life and work of photojournalist Tim Hetherington. (CC) (HD) (NR) (1:19) HBO Sat. 8:15 a.m.; Tue. 1:30 p.m. “While You Were Sleeping” ››› (1995, Romance-Comedy) Sandra Bullock. A lonely woman latches onto a comatose accident victim. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:43) MAX Sat. 6:20 a.m. “White Men Can’t Jump” ››› (1992, Comedy) Wesley Snipes. Two basketball hustlers form an unlikely partnership. (CC) (R) (2:00) BET Thu. 7:30 p.m.; Fri. 11 a.m. “The White Tower” ›› (1950, Adventure) Glenn Ford. Six people try to scale an almost insurmountable mountain. (CC) (NR) (1:45) TCM Tue. 9 a.m.; Wed. 5 a.m. “The Whole Nine Yards” ›› (2000, Comedy) Bruce Willis. A former mob hit man becomes a meek dentist’s neighbor. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:41) MAX Sun. 3 p.m. “Why Stop Now?” › (2012, Comedy-Drama) Jesse Eisenberg. A piano prodigy is forced to score drugs for his mother. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:27) SHOW Wed. 2:30 p.m.

April 27-May 3, 2013 “The Wife He Met Online” (2012, Suspense) Cameron Mathison. A surprise awaits a man who weds a seemingly perfect woman. (CC) (HD) (NR) (2:00) LIFE Sat. 6 p.m. “The Wishing Well” (2010, Drama) Jordan Ladd. A wishing well magically gives a journalist a new life. (CC) (HD) (2:00) HALL Sat. 5 p.m. “The Woman in Black” ››› (2012, Horror) Daniel Radcliffe. A lawyer goes to a house in a marsh, which has secrets. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:35) TMC Mon. 10:35 a.m., 11:30 p.m. “The Woman in the Fifth” ›› (2011, Suspense) Ethan Hawke. In Paris, an American writer begins an affair with a mysterious widow. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:23) TMC Sat. 10:10 a.m. “Wrath of the Titans” › (2012, Fantasy) Sam Worthington. Perseus must rescue Zeus from the underworld. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (1:39) HBO Fri. 12:30 p.m., 8 p.m.

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“X-Men Origins: Wolverine” ›› (2009, Action) Hugh Jackman. Wolverine becomes involved with the Weapon X program. (HD) (PG-13) (2:30) FX Thu. 7 p.m.; Fri. 4:30 p.m. “XXX: State of the Union” ›› (2005, Action) Ice Cube. Agent XXX must thwart a plot to depose the president. (CC) (PG13) (1:40) ENC Sat. 8 p.m.; Sun. 8:10 a.m.

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“Yes Man” ›› (2008, Comedy) Jim Carrey. A man tries to change his life by saying yes to everything. (CC) (HD) (PG-13) (2:00) TBS Sun. 6 p.m.; Mon. Midnight “Yogi Bear” › (2010, Comedy) Voices of Dan Aykroyd. Live action/animated. Yogi and pals

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must prevent the sale of Jellystone Park. (HD) (PG) (1:35) FAM Sat. 7:25 p.m.; Sun. 1:30 p.m. “You Got Served” ›› (2004, Drama) Marques Houston. Street dancers work together to win a competition. (PG-13) (2:00) VH1 Sat. 10 p.m.; Mon. 5 p.m.; Tue. 2:35 p.m. “You Got Served” ›› (2004, Drama) Marques Houston. Street dancers work together to win a competition. (CC) (PG-13) (2:05) BET Wed. 9 p.m.; Thu. 4 p.m. “You Only Live Once” ››› (1937, Crime Drama) Sylvia Sidney. An ex-con finds little help in his quest to go straight. (NR) (1:30) TCM Sun. 6:45 p.m. “Young Frankenstein” ›››› (1974, Comedy) Gene Wilder. Dr. Frankenstein’s grandson returns to Transylvania. (CC) (HD) (PG) (1:45) AMC Sat. 12:15 a.m. “Young Man With Ideas” ›› (1952, Comedy-Drama) Glenn Ford. A lawyer seeking success moves his family to California. (CC) (NR) (1:30) TCM Wed. 6:45 a.m. “Your Sister’s Sister” ››› (2011, Comedy-Drama) Emily Blunt. A romantic triangle forms during an impromptu getaway. (CC) (HD) (R) (1:30) TMC Mon. 6:30 p.m.

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“Zack and Miri Make a Porno” ›› (2008, Romance-Comedy) Seth Rogen. Friends devise an odd plan to solve their money problems. (CC) (HD) (R) (2:16) COM Sat. 1 a.m. “Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century” (1999, Adventure) Kirsten Storms. A girl raised on a space station gets down to Earth. (CC) (HD) (1:50) DISN Sat. 2:30 a.m.


TVTIMES

TALK SHOWS

April 27-May 3, 2013

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Late-night Monday “Jon Stewart” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. COM “Watch What Happens: Live”: Jackie Siegel. (N) 11 p.m. BRAVO “Conan O’Brien” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. TBS “Stephen Colbert” (CC) (N) 11:31 p.m. COM “Jay Leno”: Ben Kingsley; Larry the Cable Guy. (CC)(N) 11:34 p.m. + “David Letterman”: Nada Bakos; Ben Harper. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. % “Jimmy Kimmel”: Martin Short; Leah Remini. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. _ “Jimmy Fallon”: Rebel Wilson; Retta. (CC) (N) 12:36 a.m. + “Craig Ferguson” (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. % “Nightline” (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. _ “Carson Daly” (CC) 1:36 a.m. +

Tuesday “Jon Stewart” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. COM

“Watch What Happens: Live” (N) 11 p.m. BRAVO “Conan O’Brien” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. TBS “Stephen Colbert” (CC) (N) 11:31 p.m. COM “Jay Leno”: Cher and Georgia Holt; Dov Davidoff. (CC) (N) 11:34 p.m. + “David Letterman”: Phil McGraw; Chris O’Dowd; Phoenix. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. % “Jimmy Kimmel”: Gabourey Sidibe; Band of Horses. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. _ “Jimmy Fallon”: Winona Ryder; Marc Maron; Kenny Chesney. (CC) (N) 12:36 a.m. + “Craig Ferguson”: Larry the Cable Guy; Andrea Osvárt. (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. % “Nightline” (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. _ “Carson Daly” (CC) 1:36 a.m. +

Wednesday “Jon Stewart” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. COM “Watch What Happens: Live” (N) 11 p.m. BRAVO “Conan O’Brien” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. TBS

“Stephen Colbert” (CC) (N) 11:31 p.m. COM “Jay Leno”: Kathy Griffin; Eli Roth; Cheap Trick. (CC) (N) 11:34 p.m. + “David Letterman”: Tobey Maguire; Tom Odell. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. % “Jimmy Kimmel”: Pierce Brosnan; Greta Gerwig. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. _ “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) 12:36 a.m. + “Craig Ferguson”: Michael Ian Black. (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. % “Nightline” (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. _ “Carson Daly” (CC) 1:36 a.m. +

Thursday “Jon Stewart” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. COM “Watch What Happens: Live” (N) 11 p.m. BRAVO “Conan O’Brien” (CC) (N) 11 p.m. TBS “Stephen Colbert” (CC) (N) 11:31 p.m. COM “Jay Leno”: Matt Lauer; AWOLNATION. (CC) (N) 11:34 p.m. +

“David Letterman”: Atlas Genius. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. % “Jimmy Kimmel”: Robert Downey Jr.; “Science Bob.” (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. _ “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) 12:36 a.m. + “Craig Ferguson”: Pierce Brosnan; Tone Bell. (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. % “Nightline” (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. _ “Carson Daly” (CC) 1:36 a.m. +

Friday “Jay Leno”: Chris Evans; Kevin Smith. (CC) (N) 11:34 p.m. + “David Letterman”: Nathan Lane; Kacey Musgraves. (CC) (N) 11:35 p.m. % “Jimmy Kimmel”: (CC) 11:35 p.m. _ “Jimmy Fallon” (CC) 12:36 a.m. + “Craig Ferguson”: Angela Kinsey; Simon Amstell. (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. % “Nightline” (CC) (N) 12:37 a.m. _ “Carson Daly” (CC) 1:36 a.m. +

Daytime Monday “Today”: Gabby Douglas; Lauren Graham. 7 a.m. + “Ricki Lake”: Transgender families. (CC) (N) 8 a.m. L “Kelly and Michael”: Lauren Graham. (N) 9 a.m. _ “Wendy Williams”: Chef Sandra Lee. (N) 10 a.m. ^ “The View” 10 a.m. _ “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1 p.m. ^ “Maury” (N) 2 p.m. ^ “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N) 2 p.m. % “Anderson”: “Forever Young” cast; Marilu Henner. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. ^ “The Doctors” 3 p.m. $ “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _ “Steve Harvey” 3 p.m. + “Bill Cunningham”: Guests come clean to their loved ones. (N) 3 p.m. L “Dr. Oz” (CC) 4 p.m. ^ “Dr. Phil” (CC) 4 p.m. $ “Ellen DeGeneres”: Vince Vaughn; Sophia Grace and Rosie. (CC) (N) 4 p.m. +

Tuesday “Today”: Maria Shriver; Martha Stewart. 7 a.m. + “Ricki Lake”: Ricki, Abby Epstein revisit documentary. (CC) (N) 8 a.m. L “Kelly and Michael”: Robert

Downey Jr.; Carl Edwards. (CC) (N) 9 a.m. _ “Wendy Williams”: Shoe trends. (CC) (N) 10 a.m. ^ “The View” 10 a.m. _ “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1 p.m. ^ “Maury” (N) 2 p.m. ^ “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N) 2 p.m. % “Anderson”: Dana Delany; Vivica A. Fox. (N) 3 p.m. ^ “Doctors” (CC) 3 p.m. $ “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _ “Steve Harvey” 3 p.m. + “Bill Cunningham”: Guests suspect their mates of cheating. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. L “Dr. Oz” (CC) 4 p.m. ^ “Ellen DeGeneres”: LL Cool J. (CC) (N) 4 p.m. +

Wednesday “Today”: Soul cycle; hotel secrets. (CC) (N) 7 a.m. + “Ricki Lake”: Unforeseen, life-changing moments. (CC) (N) 8 a.m. L “Kelly and Michael”: Jim Parsons; Carly Rae Jepsen. (CC) (N) 9 a.m. _ “Wendy Williams”: Singer Sheryl Crow. (N) 10 a.m. ^ “The View” 10 a.m. _ “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1 p.m. ^ “Maury” (N) 2 p.m. ^ “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N)

2 p.m. % “Anderson”: Updates on true-crime stories. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. ^ “Doctors” (CC) 3 p.m. $ “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _ “Steve Harvey” 3 p.m. + “Bill Cunningham”: Guests confront loved ones with tempers. (N) 3 p.m. L “Dr. Oz”0 (CC) 4 p.m. ^ “Ellen DeGeneres”: Cher and Georgia Pelham; Theresa Caputo. (CC) (N) 4 p.m. +

Thursday “Today”: Craig Robinson. (CC) (N) 7 a.m. + “Ricki Lake”: Jackée Harry. (CC) (N) 8 a.m. L “Kelly and Michael”: Ben Kingsley. (CC) (N) 9 a.m. _ “Wendy Williams”: Paris Hilton; DJ Armin van Buuren. (CC) (N) 10 a.m. ^ “The View” 10 a.m. _ “Trisha Goddard (CC) (N) 1 p.m. ^ “Maury” (N) 2 p.m. ^ “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N) 2 p.m. % “Anderson”: Food addiction; designer items. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. ^ “Doctors” 3 p.m. $ “Katie” 3 p.m. _ “Steve Harvey” 3 p.m. + “Bill Cunningham”:

Suspicions of infidelity. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. L “Dr. Oz” (CC) 4 p.m. ^ “Ellen DeGeneres”: Alison Sweeney; Michael Bublé. (CC) (N) 4 p.m. +

Friday “Today”: Maria and Tim Shriver; Mark Bittman. (CC) (N) 7 a.m. + “Ricki Lake”: James Van Praagh. (CC) (N) 8 a.m. L “Kelly and Michael”: Isla Fisher; Chris O’Dowd; Erin Palonen. (CC) (N) 9 a.m. _ “Wendy Williams”: A panel debates the stories of the week. (N) 10 a.m. ^ “The View” 10 a.m. _ “Trisha Goddard” (CC) (N) 1 p.m. ^ “Maury” (N) 2 p.m. ^ “Rachael Ray” (CC) (N) 2 p.m. % “Steve Harvey” 3 p.m. + “Anderson”: Ana Gasteyer; Andy Cohen. (N) 3 p.m. ^ “Doctors” (CC) 3 p.m. $ “Katie” (CC) 3 p.m. _ “Bill Cunningham”: Guests confront loved ones. (CC) (N) 3 p.m. L “Dr. Oz” (CC) 4 p.m. ^ “Ellen DeGeneres”: Ellen Pompeo; Nicole Richie. (CC) (N) 4 p.m. +


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QA/ Crossword

Q&A Q: Why aren’t Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green on “The Voice” this season? A: After three seasons on the NBC competition, they had other career pursuits they wanted to focus on — for her, a new album and tour; for him, creating new music and developing a sitcom — but they’re expected to return for Season 5 of the program. Q: What happened to the Claudia Joy character on “Army Wives”? Did she die in real life? A: No, Kim Delaney did not die. She and the Lifetime drama series parted ways after six seasons, thus the death of her alter ego in the Season 7 premiere, followed by the memorial service for her in the second new episode. As a plot device, it gave many of the other cast regulars some of the most emotional scenes they’ve had on the show. Q: What happened to “Merlin”? Are they going to finish it? A: Very late in the game, Syfy decided to hold back the last five episodes of the show’s final season, explaining what happened then with TV listings that still listed a March 1 telecast. As of this writing, those episodes were about to begin showing up, with the first slated for this May 3. The finale is scheduled to have its Syfy run May 31. Q: I saw somewhere that “Emily Owens, M.D.” was canceled, but in reading an article about The CW, it didn’t sound like that was the case. Can you please tell me the status? A: If it suggested otherwise, the article

wasn’t accurate. It was known late last year that the network would stop production on the series after the 13 episodes originally ordered. If you’re a Mamie Gummer fan — as is her mother, someone named Meryl Streep — you’ll be happy to know the actress hasn’t soured on series work. Along with Rainn Wilson (“The Office”), she has made the pilot for the potential CBS police drama “Backstrom.” Q: What happened to “In Session” on TruTV? I watch their sister channel HLN, but it isn’t the same. A: TruTV, which formerly was Court TV, decided to cut the weekday program back from six hours to two in March ... the irony being that the Jodi Arias trial was being widely watched on the program at the time, with a considerable amount of that coverage moving over to HLN. TruTV is devoting an increased part of its schedule to such programming as “Hardcore Pawn” and “Impractical Jokers.” Q: I saw Peter Bergman on some talk shows at the time “The Young and the Restless” marked its 40th anniversary. Wasn’t he on another soap opera? A: Indeed he was. A winner of (to date) three Daytime Emmy Awards as Jack Abbott on the CBS serial, Bergman played Dr. Cliff Warner on ABC’s “All My Children” for the better part of a decade prior to his start on “The Young and the Restless” ... on which Terry Lester had originated the role of Jack.

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Bay Area TV listings: April 27 to May 3  

Wondering what to watch on TV this week? Here are our San Francisco Bay Area TV listings.

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