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The Russian presidential election was this weekend, and to get people to vote, Russian officials were offering prizes like Apple Watches. It sounds fun — until you open the box with your Apple Watch, and it’s still attached to a hand. - Jimmy Fallon

I made some exaggerations. When you talk about fishing, you can’t help exaggerating. - Vladimir Putin joking during an interview on Russian TV about his conversation with Melania Trump about his outdoor adventures when he was seated near her during an official dinner at the Group of 20 summit in Hamburg, Germany, in July

Vladimir Putin has been re-elected to a fourth term as president of Russia. The final vote tally was: 76% Putin, 24% shot this morning. – Conan O’Brien

A spokesperson for House Speaker Paul Ryan said yesterday that Special Counsel Robert Mueller should be able to do his job. What a brave stance from the spokesperson for the speaker of the House. Why does a speaker have a spokesperson? YOU’RE the speaker. That’s like someone from Geico saying, “The lizard believes he can save you 15 percent on car insurance.” I want to hear it from the lizard. – Seth Myers The Jewish Home | OCTOBER 29, 2015

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Shabbat is an amazing gift given by G-d to the Jews. Thousands of years ago, no one dreamed that one day a week we should stop all work and rest.

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- Randy Zuckerberg, sister of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, speaking at a recent event in New York City which featured 14 religious Jewish startups

Actress Cynthia Nixon today announced her bid to run for New York governor, and she debuted her campaign slogan, “Nixon 2018: No Relation.” - Seth Myers

They are coming after me because of my city, and they are against…against poor children. That has been my mantra, the poor children of America that I am here to support. Yes, I am a liberal. - House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi at her weekly press briefing talking about GOP attacks against her leadership

According to a new study, pandas have a natural ability to neutralize cyanide poison. So we finally found someone to run against Putin in 2024. – Seth Myers

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