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Using our proprietary algorithms, once you answer the following questions, we will be able to discern with 99% probability what your favorite hamantash is. So, let’s play ball! You got people to meet and hamantashen to eat! 1. Hamantashen are a true love of mine. If you were an herb you would be: a. Parsley c. Rosemary d. Thyme 2. If you could learn another language, which of the following would you choose? a. Klingon b. Xhosha c. Khoisan (love those clicks!) d. !XOO (pronounced “Taa”… don’t blame me, I didn’t make it up) 3. Which of the following would you prefer to visit?

c. The library d. Galapagos Islands

d. Pistachio nut collector 6.

What’s the one thing you can’t live without? a. Your pet lizard b. TJH c.

4. If you can give yourself a new name today, would you give yourself the letter X as your middle initial? a. Yes b. No 5. Which of the following careers would you choose? a. Zip line instructor

A perm

d. Your gold-plated dentures 7. If you could talk to one of the following people, who would you choose?

8. Which of the following books do you like the most? a. How to Lose Friends and Not Influence People b. The Seven Habits of Highly Dysfunctional People c. The Road Less Traveled: A Guide to Brookville Blvd. d. Man’s Search for Meating: How to Make the Perfect BBQ 9. If you could eat one thing for the rest of your life what would it be?

a. A mummy

a. Poppy seeds

b. W.B. Mason

b. Raspberry

c. Mr. Clean

c. Chocolate

d. Aunt Jemima

d. Prunes e. Apricots

b. Food taster

Based on the new algorithm, your favorite hamantash is: If you answered A to at least three questions and C to at least two questions and you answered A to question 9 your favorite hamantash flavor is poppy seed. If you answered B to at least five questions and D to at least two questions and you answered B to question 9 your favorite hamantash flavor is raspberry. If you answered C to at least three questions and B to at least two questions, and you answered C to question 9 your favor-

ite hamantash flavor is chocolate. If you answered D to at least three questions and C to at least two questions and you answered D to question 9 your favorite hamantash flavor is prune. If you ignored the first eight questions because you were too busy eating apricots and you answered E to question 9 your favorite hamantash flavor is apricot.

Not bad, huh? Don’t ever accuse me of not being a genius. That’s why they call me Dr. Centerfold, Md., PhD, LCSW, LCPC, MSW, and, most importantly TJHCFC.

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c. Honey collector

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