What do you hate about surfing? Uh, crowds and egos. And fucking kooks, yeah? Crowds and egos.
Tell me something I don’t know about you. (Betet re-reads the question) Tell me... Tell me something... What kind of question is that? Hmmm (long pause). What don’t you know about me?
I don’t know. My middle name is Pierre. Did you know my middle name?
That’s your middle name, Pierre. Bruce Irons Pierre. Bruce Pierre Irons. Bruce Pierre Irons. Yeah, P-I-E-R-R-E.
No. It’s Pierre.
Pierre, yeah? Pierre.
Pierre? Yeah, that’s my middle name.
Ok. Bruce Pierre Irons. You didn’t know that did you. I don’t know.
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