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MYSTERY. ADVENTURE. INTRIGUE. Hello friend, as you may or may not be aware, myself and an elite crew of the world's most famous cinematographers, photographers, tail wafters, time wasters, and bartenders have embarked on what can only be described as a death defying journey into a dark jungle of Conradian proportions. The man we plan to meet there and what we plan to do once we are reunited is, of course, completely confidential. Rest assured though, my friend, that we are on a noble mission and our intention is to overcome insurmountable odds to find what we are looking for, capture it, and return in glory to tell the story to you and the whole entire world. If you should need to reach me for any reason during this time, please leave word with a woman known only as “Vanilla Passion Foam,” after the drink she created of the same name at the world renowned KU DE TA lounge in Bali. Tell her you have a message for me and to immediately dispatch “the monkey” (not really a monkey) to send word via inscribed banana leaf to our land camp along the mosquito coast of Sumbawa. Don't worry, he knows where we are. thanks and be well, joe g


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