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18 // DAMN GOOD NIGHT

ongga pratama 35, JEWELRY DESIGNER, BALI

OUTFIT

SECURITY

Black leather jumpsuit with a plunging neckline and white Cons.

Vin Diesel or Richard Grieco (when he was still in 21 Jump Street)

ARRIVE

BARTENDER

UNDER YOUR ARM

Black Honda Z90 modified or riding atop a white horse.

Tom Cruise in Cocktail or Ryan Phillippe in 54 (he was techincally a shirtless waiter, but I don’t mind).

Younger boys. Pro skater/model Dylan Rieder will do.

VENUE

Anywhere with free booze, a special space for me and my friends to dance (minimum 3x3 meters), and a microphone and I’m in! DRESS CODE

Show up to the White Party in black. Someone’s gotta break the rules.

FIRST DRINK

A bottle of cheap red wine and no dinner.

The Strokes, Wolfmother, Interpol, RHCP, Bon Iver, and the Junior Boys.

With my gay boy-friends.

LAST DRINK

Bloody Mary at 8AM. DRINK FOR YOUR BOYS AT BALI BELLY

Shots? Body shots???

Long live and prosper... and if you don’t dance or refuse to have fun I’ll kick you out of this party!

IN THE TOILET HAVING SEX

Tried that once. Pretty shit. Definitely nothing to remember. ON THE RAIL PUKING

No, only in the sink.

COPS SHOW UP WHEN…

I sing Wolfmother, “Woman.” MY BAD

I saw a microphone so I started singing. Sorry I’m not sorry.

SPONSORS

YOU LEAVE WITH

DANCE-OFF

Not my parents.

Christopher Walken is accepting challengers.

The drummer from The Strokes (my future).

SORRY, SEATS TAKEN

UPSTAIRS IN THE VIP

TOAST / SPEECH BANDS

SHAMELESSLY MAKING OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR

Me and my friends dancing to Kaytranada / Ta-Ku / Girraffage. Some strippers can tag along too. There will probably be a few karaoke numbers happening, including Janet Jackson, ‘N Sync and Britney.

Paris Hilton, those people from Jersey Shore, and anyone with a hula hoop.

AFTER PARTY

You, me, my house, NOW! LATE NIGHT EATS

SURPRISE GUEST(S)

Bill Murray, Johnny Depp, and Benicio del Toro. DESIGNATED DRIVER

Yes, please. Preferably cute and understanding.

ON THE RAIL PUKING

LOST

No, only in the sink.

Just my dignity.

Sate Padang, Mak Eri and nasi Padang with rendang, dendeng, cumi and anything else behind the window. Last time I went to warung Padang, I spent 72k rupiah – by myself!


Bali Belly Issue 004