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All-New Circus Spectacular Custom Built For Family Fun By ® The Greatest Show On Earth Comes To Phoenix June 26 – July 1, 2013 Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey® Presents Built To Amaze!, is an extraordinarily engineered circus experience where Children Of All Ages® find out what it takes to build The Greatest Show On Earth®. The foundation is set and the rising anticipation of high-energy, highjinx and hilarity is ready to be transported by colorful circus machinery and unleashed from shipping crates right before the audience’s eyes from Wednesday, June 26 – Monday, July 1 for ten performances at the US Airways Center.

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REVIEWERS ROUNDTABLE The following are reactions from each of AZ Weekly Entertainment Magazine’s film commentators in an effort to generate a well-rounded overview of this weekend’s new releases.

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Stan Robinson’s reviews reflect the insight of an insider. He has more than 22 years of experience in media production, serving as an assistant director and transportation captain for numerous films. As a result, Stan uses his behind-the-scenes wisdom to survey a motion picture’s technical attributes and considers the obstacles that had to be overcome in order to communicate a story cinematically.

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Randy Montgomery represents the average-albeit-informed moviegoer.

Holding a master’s degree in counseling and education, he works in media and marketing. Randy’s perspective tends to be grounded in his emotional reaction to a motion picture, often basing his opinions on a unique combination of a film’s surface entertainment value its ability to affect him on an even deeper level.

Joseph J. Airdo approaches film criticism from an analytical perspective.

He holds a bachelor’s degree in media analysis and criticism from the Walter Cronkite School of Journalism at Arizona State University. Therefore, Joseph may sometime seem as though he is hard to please but his head is always processing a motion picture’s existential purpose as well as its real life implications and applications.

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‘The English Teacher’

Clare Bowen and Barlow Jacobs play siblings who, after becoming reacquainted in the immediate aftermath of the Civil War, are torn between a desire to reconcile with the only family they have left and their clashing convictions.

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Julianne Moore plays an English teacher who convinces her former pupil (Michael Angarano) to produce his play at her high school after he fails to succeed as a playwright in New York while the young man’s overbearing father (Greg (Kinnear) pressures him to attend law school instead. (NR - 93 minutes)

Stan: Writer/director Jared Moshe aptly presents the essence of lifestyle, social, economic, and the deeply routed mindset of the late 1860s. The ensemble cast, with exceptional portrayals

by Clare Bowen and Barlow Jacobs, and the time-period production value, serve as the fuel that transports us through a portal to the past.

As the story unfolds, with an admirable unbiased leaning to either side, the ideologies and convictions of the country dividing philosophies at the time are laid bare. As closing credits rolled, I was reminded of a statement by historians that purported, the real cure of the repercussions of that time is time, generations of time.

Joseph: Despite some fairly clunky dialogue and an occasional outrageous occurrence that fails to yield logical consequences thereby making it almost impossible to accept this story as taking place in the real world, “The English Teacher” is a delightful dramedy about replacing life’s preordained endings with ones you write yourself. The film never quite reaches its poignancy potential, underplaying themes involving teachers resigning themselves to living their lives vicariously through students and the impact that artists’ creative license have on their family and friends, but it is adequately amusing throughout and concludes in a cleverly eloquent and surprisingly significant way.

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‘Frances Ha’ Greta Gerwig plays a woman living in New York (despite not really have an apartment) who apprentices for a dance company (despite not really being a dancer) and throws herself headlong into her dreams (even as their possible reality dwindles). (R - 86 minutes) Joseph: “Frances Ha” will appeal greatly to any and all lovers of French new wave cinema. It will also appeal to those who find actress Greta Gerwig to be incredibly charming. However, those who have never understood the unfounded fascination with Gerwig may be more annoyed than amused. And although, as a student of film, I appreciate the style in which writer/director Noah Baumbach has packaged this particular story, Gerwig’s performance is - as it always is - so irritatingly idiosyncratic that the movie’s admirable aspects become mostly moot.

Gerwig’s insufferable pretentiousness ruins an otherwise promising motion picture.

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‘Fast & Furious 6’ Dwayne Johnson reprises his role as a DSS federal agent who enlists the aid of Brian (Paul Walker) and Dom (Vin Diesel) to, in exchange for clear records; help bring a rival gang (Luke Evans) to justice. (PG-13 130 minutes) Randy: How many is too many? Five? Six? Internet research shows there will be at least one more installment in this super popular series. For me, five was enough. There is plenty of action, a lot of humor and too many chase sequences to count, but we have seen it all before. Cut a few of the long running scenes, all of the unnecessary dialogue, remove two of the false endings and then you may have a winner.

Joseph: It will be interesting to see how “Fast & Furious 7” - which has been fast-tracked for a release next summer - will up the ante. After all, where do you possibly go after letting a tank run amok on the wrong side of the freeway and showing how a handful of cars can take down the largest aircraft in the world? Needless to say, “Fast & Furious 6’s” two-tiered last lap is insanely intense, satisfying fans that could care less about trivial things like gravity, maximum velocity and impact tolerance. It could have benefited from a couple of smaller-scale action sequences to break up the mid-portion’s melodrama, though.

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“Invictus” (2009): Working again with director Clint Eastwood, Freeman is very credible as then-President Nelson Mandela.

“The Bucket List” (2007): Freeman and Jack Nicholson do likable and effective work as cancer patients trying to fulfill their remaining wishes.

“The Shawshank Redemption” (1994): One of Freeman’s most iconic performances fuels this adaptation of Stephen King’s story about a deep friendship forged in prison.

“Lean on Me” (1989): An excellent Freeman plays Joe Clark, a real-life inner-city principal determined to improve conditions at his school.

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Clint Eastwood In ‘Taxi Driver’ (1976) Robert De Niro’s famous line “You talkin’ to me?” was improvised from a single line in Paul Schrader’s screenplay, which says: ‘Bickle speaks to himself in the mirror.’

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“Gran torino” (2008) It didn’t turn out to be his last directing project, as Eastwood said it would be then, but he’s also in prime acting form as a war veteran forced to face his prejudices.

“Million dollar Baby” (2004) For all the drama’s boxing sequences, Eastwood draws superb subtlety – earning his own Oscar as director in the process – from the picture’s other two big Academy Award winners, Hilary Swank and Morgan Freeman.

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Dinner service is the worst in the series’ history, with one team falling behind early and the others’ strongest member making some surprising missteps.

SAVE ME Beth Harper (Anne Heche) is just a typical Midwestern wife and mother until she nearly chokes to death on a sandwich. After she’s revived, she realizes she is able to communicate with God. This throws a new wrinkle into her husband’s (Michael Landes) plan to leave her for another oman, and the mistress (Alexandra Breckenridge) isn’t pleased.

MOTIVE A teenage girl is killed in a hit-and-run accident, and Flynn and Vega (Kristin Lehman, Louis Ferreira) initially suspect her ex-boyfriend. As Flynn digs deeper, however, she finds a connection between the victim and a well-known prosecutor who’s running for mayor.

ROOKIE BLUE 9:01 p.m. on ABC After three years on the job, the rookies are becoming experienced officers — but at what cost? It’s been six months since Andy McNally and Nick Collins (Missy Peregrym, Peter Mooney) left for their undercover operation.

LAST DAYS HERE 9:30 p.m. on SHOW Cult rock legend Bobby Liebling has been churning out genredefining hard rock since the early 1970s as the lead singer of the band Pentagram, but various acts of selfdestruction, multiple band breakups and botched record deals have condemned his music to obscurity.

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A battle of wills breaks out when a working-class gal moves in with the high-powered executive who hired her to be a surrogate mother.

Wendell befriends a lonely exchange student; Vinnie tries to help when Wendell’s new friend abandons him for a more popular crowd.

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PHINEAS AND FERB 10:15 p.m. on DISNEY The boys create a new invention using recycled parts from past projects. When Candace attempts to bust them, Mom is too exhausted from baking pies all night and can’t figure out what Candace is trying to show her.

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An American exchange student and her boyfriend encounter vengeful spirits that haunt a house in Tokyo.

A rude, drug-abusing educator vies with a perky colleague for the attentions of a rich and handsome substitute teacher.

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The life of a successful, happy ad executive descends into chaos when his needy, passive-aggressive twin sister (also Sandler) makes her annual Thanksgiving visit.

Jim, Stifler and their former classmates from East Great Falls learn what has changed and what has not when they gather for their high-school reunion.

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A mob hit man comes to the chilling realization that his latest assignment is his older self, sent back in time by his bosses.

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A paranormal researcher must save a couple from a malevolent entity that feeds on fear and torments them no matter where they run.

BUCK 9 a.m. on SHOW Promoting praise and cooperation rather than fear and punishment, Buck Brannaman becomes one of the most well-respected horse trainers in the industry.

A jailed IRA operative helps the FBI track a masterful assassin about to perform a political killing.

RAISING GENIUS 12:35 p.m. on TMC A frustrated woman tries to help her teenage son after he locks himself in the bathroom to work on a math equation.

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VAN HELSING 12 a.m. on STARZ A monster-hunter joins forces with a beautiful woman to battle Dracula and otherworldly creatures in Transylvania.

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LIVE FROM LINCOLN CENTER 8 p.m. on PBS In the season finale, “Audra McDonald: Go Back Home,” the five-time Tony Award winner and series host takes a turn as the featured performer, singing songs from her new album and other favorites in a special spring concert at Lincoln Center’s Avery Fisher Hall.

VOCES ON PBS 9 p.m. on PBS The new episode “Rebel: VOCES Special Presentation” explores the mysterious true story of Loreta Velasquez, a Cuban immigrant who was one of the estimated 1,000 women who secretly served as soldiers during the Civil War. Why has her story been erased from the history books?

STORAGE WARS 9:30 p.m. on A&E Airing as part of a “Storage Wars” marathon, “Nobody’s Vault but Mine” finds the buyers in Chatsworth, Calif., for a massive auction of 100 vaults. Barry scores two of them for $750 and hopes to cash in on the antiques inside.

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ACC Tournament, Game 1: Teams TBA.

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Jessie gets her big break as a stunt double to popular Australian actress Shaylee Michaels.

ACC Tournament, Game 2: Teams TBA. From Durham, N.C.

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Starfire believes she has killed Beast Boy.

San Diego Padres at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix.

In Hawaii struggling to get over a bad breakup, a musician encounters his former lover and her new boyfriend.

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Conference Final: Teams TBA.

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A record-company employee has just a few days to get a boozy British rock star to Hollywood for a big comeback concert.

12 p.m. on GOLF Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, Second Round. From Colonial Country Club in Fort Worth, Texas.

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After smoking marijuana, two roommates scour New Jersey to satisfy their hunger for hamburgers.

4:30 a.m. on GOLF BMW PGA Championship, Third Round. From Surrey, England.

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Following a night of drinking in a skiresort hot tub, four pals awake in 1986, getting a chance to rewrite the past.

4 p.m. on ESPN NCAA Tournament, Super Regional: Teams TBA. (If necessary).

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GRAVITY FALLS When Mabel discovers that her favorite boy band is actually a bunch of imprisoned clones, she sets them free, only to decide on keeping them for herself; Dipper is convinced that Robbie plans to brainwash Wendy with a secret message.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 8:30 p.m. on NICK The Turtles meet their first fan when a teenager decides to dress up and fight crime as “The Pulverizer.”

DOG WITH A BLOG 10 p.m. on DISNEY Avery a crush on a boy who idolizes Tyler.

A rising journalist and an irresponsible slacker ponder their future after a boozy one-night stand results in a pregnancy.

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Three friends try to recapture the fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus fraternity.

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Friends embark on a lengthy car trip to intercept an illicit videotape mistakenly mailed to one’s girlfriend.

MERLIN 10 p.m. on SyFy Morgana and Mordred (Katie McGrath, Alexander Vlahos) prepare to attack Camelot after sending a giant slug to rob Merlin (Colin Morgan) of his magic.

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Network Channels Shark Tank Enclosed tabletop food screen. ’ (:01) 20/20 (N) ’ Å ABC15 News at 10 (N) (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live ’ Å ABC Shark Tank A motorized vehicle suit. ’ Undercover Boss “ADT” ’ Å Blue Bloods Linda returns to work. ’ Å Blue Bloods Erin faces off with her ex. Å CBS 5 News at 10 (N) (:35) Late Show With David Letterman (N) ’ CBS Nikita “Intersection” Sonya is Amanda’s mole.

Supernatural “As Time Goes By” ’ Å The King of Queens The King of Queens The Simpsons Å American Dad Å That ’70s Show Å CW Bones The death of an animal expo employee.

Brain Games: Blow Your Mind (N) ’ Å Fox 10 News at Nine (N) ’ Å Fox 10 News at Ten TMZ ’ Å Dish Nation (N) Å FOX (:01) Rock Center With Brian Williams (N) ’ 12 News at 10pm (N) (:34) The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (N) ’ NBC Dateline NBC (N) ’ Å Washington Week McLaughlin Group (N) Live From Lincoln Center (Season Finale) (N) VOCES on PBS (N) ’ Å Arizona Horizon Nightly Business Rpt. Moyers & Company ’ PBS Family Feud ’ Å Rachael Ray ’ Å Frasier ’ Å Frasier ’ Å Seinfeld “The Finale” Seinfeld “The Opera” Access Hollywood ’ TELE Family Feud (N) Å Porque el Amor Manda (N) (SS) Amores Verdaderos (N) (SS) Qué Bonito Amor (N) (SS) Primer Impacto Noticiero Uni Al Diablo UNI Cable Channels Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å (:01) Storage Wars A&E The 700 Club Å ABC FAM (5:30) › Coyote Ugly ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” (2007, Action) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley. Jack Sparrow’s friends join forces to save him. ››› “The Last Samurai” (2003, Adventure) Tom Cruise, Ken Watanabe, Timothy Spall. A Westerner learns the ways of the samurai in the 1870s. Å AMC “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen” 106 & Park: Top 10 ››› “Glory Road” (2006, Drama) Josh Lucas, Derek Luke. A coach leads the first all-black NCAA team. Å Steve Harvey: Don’t Trip... He Ain’t Through with Me Yet Å BET Married to Medicine Married to Medicine Married to Medicine “The Sour Squeeze” Married to Medicine BRAVO Married to Medicine “A Black Eye Event” Teen Titans Go! Cartoon Planet King of the Hill Å King of the Hill Å American Dad Å American Dad Å Family Guy ’ Å CARTOON Regular Show ››› “Red Eye” (2005) Rachel McAdams, Cillian Murphy. ’ Å Zane’s the Jump Off CINEMAX A Thousand Words ’ (:20) ››› “The Terminal” (2004, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Catherine Zeta-Jones. ’ Å Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown (N) Anderson Cooper 360 Å Anderson Cooper Special Report Anthony Bourd.

CNN (6:00) Manhunt: The Search for bin Laden Daily Show (7:57) Tosh.0 Å (:28) Tosh.0 Å Inside Amy Schumer (:29) Workaholics (9:59) Tosh.0 Å The Comedy Central Roast Å COMEDY The Colbert Report Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program The Movie Loft Paid Program Paid Program COX 7 Jillian Michaels Sons of Guns: Locked and Loaded (N) Å Sons of Guns The crew modifies a PKM. (N) ’ Wild West Alaska A big sale draws odd ducks.

Sons of Guns Å DISC Sons of Guns “Russian Roulette” ’ Å Gravity Falls ’ Å Gravity Falls ’ Å Gravity Falls ’ Å Gravity Falls ’ Å Dog With a Blog Å Good Luck Charlie ’ Austin & Ally ’ Å DISNEY Jessie Jessie gets her big break. ’ Å E! News (N) What Would Ryan What Would Ryan The Soup A-List Listings Fashion Police Guest Jessica Walter. (N) Chelsea Lately E! SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) ESPN College Softball Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Mystery Diners (N) Mystery Diners Diners, Drive FOOD Giving You the Business “Sub-prise” (:44) FXM Presents › “Max Payne” (2008, Action) Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis. Å FMC ››› “X-Men 2” (2003, Fantasy) Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman. A power-mad militarist pursues the mutants. Å On the Record With Greta Van Susteren (N) The O’Reilly Factor Å Hannity On the Record With Greta Van Susteren Å The Five FNC D’backs Post Game D’backs Post Game The 10th Inning Car Warriors ’ Å FSAZ (6:30) MLB Baseball San Diego Padres at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix. (N) (Live) (6:00) ››› “Megamind” (2010) Brad Pitt ›› “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs” (2009, Comedy) Voices of Ray Romano, Denis Leary. ›› “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs” (2009) Voices of Ray Romano.

FX Golf Central (N) (Live) 19th Hole (N) Golf Senior PGA Championship, Second Round. From Bellerive Country Club in St. Louis.

GOLF PGA Tour Golf Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, Second Round. ››› “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” (2011) James Franco. ’ Å True Blood: Season 5 Real Time With Bill Maher ’ Å Real Time/Bill Maher HBO 2013 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Hunters Int’l Extreme Homes “Fish Bowl, Beehive, Piano” Flea Market Flip (N) Flea Market Flip Å House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l HGTV Hunters Int’l American Pickers “Sturgis or Bust” Å American Pickers “The Elephant in the Room” American Pickers “Woody the Woodpicker” (:02) American Pickers HISTORY American Pickers “Danielle Goes Picking” Hoarders Å Hoarders Å Hoarders Å (:01) Hoarders Å LIFE Hoarders Å The Show With Vinny The Show With Vinny The Show With Vinny The Show With Vinny Girl Code ’ Girl Code ’ ››› “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” (2005) ’ MTV Teenage Mutant Ninja Teenage Mutant Ninja Full House ’ Å Full House ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å The Nanny ’ Å Friends ’ Å NICK Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ’ Å ››› “Mean Girls” (2004) Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams. ’ (:45) › “High School” (2010, Comedy) Adrien Brody, Sean Marquette, Matt Bush. ’ Å SHOW (6:30) ›› “Beastly” (2011) Alex Pettyfer. ’ Car Warriors “’33 Ford Hot Rod” Car Warriors Shinbone and Sledsville.

Unique Whips SPEED (6:00) Australian V8 Supercars Austin. From the Circuit of the Americas in Austin, Texas.

Spartacus: War of the Damned ’ Å Da Vinci’s Demons “The Magician” ’ Å (:05) Da Vinci’s Demons “The Tower” Å Da Vinci’s Demons ’ STARZ (6:05) ›› “Colombiana” (2011) Zoe Saldana.

WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) ’ Å Merlin “Diamond of the Day: Part 1” (N) Å Defiance SyFy (5:00) ›› “Godzilla” (1998) Jean Reno Å Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å ››› “The Hangover” (2009, Comedy) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis. (DVS) Are We There Yet? TBS ›› “Mickey One” (1965) Warren Beatty, Hurd Hatfield. (:15) The Arrangement TCM (:15) ››› “The Loved One” (1965) Robert Morse. A visiting British poet handles his uncle’s funeral, Hollywood style. ››› “The Help” (2011, Drama) Viola Davis. An aspiring writer captures the experiences of black women. ’ Å ›› “The Fighting Temptations” (2003) TMC (5:30) ››› “The Pianist” (2002) ’ Å NBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. Inside the NBA (N) (Live) Å Falling Skies The 2nd Mass moves. Å Falling Skies “Young Bloods” Å Supernatural ’ Å TNT Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Savant” Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ’ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ’ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ’ The Moment (N) Å USA

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A district attorney tries to win over the bratty son of his future wife.

A war veteran pursues a romance with the woman whose photograph he believes helped him survive his tour of duty in Iraq.

A small town mechanic watches the people of his town until a young woman forces him to confront a world he has always avoided.

Determined to become a writer, a 1960s Mississippi society girl turns her small town on its ear by interviewing black women who work for prominent white families.

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Faced with a tight budget, a baseball manager and his partner recruit bargainbin players that scouts have labeled as flawed, but have game-winning potential.

A fast-talking literary agent must learn how to live without speech upon discovering that he has only a thousand words left to say before he dies.

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Lt. Col. Michael Strobl volunteers to escort the body of a Marine home to Wyoming.

A professional killer carries out hits for her uncle and dreams of taking revenge on the mobster who murdered her parents.

IN THE VALLEY OF ELAH 8:35 a.m. on CINEMAX A sympathetic police detective helps a retired Army sergeant uncover the fate of his son, who went missing shortly after returning from Iraq.

THE REUNION 10:40 a.m. on TMC Estranged siblings, working as bail bondsmen, cross the path of a drug lord and a murderous businessman in Mexico.

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TRAFFIC 12:30 a.m. on SHOW A judge’s anti-drug campaign leads him to his own daughter.

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BET ON YOUR BABY 7 p.m. on ABC

PEOPLE LIKE US 8:30 p.m. on SHOW Often seen in action-driven fare (“Star Trek,” “Unstoppable”), Chris Pine does a nice job in this much more personal 2012 comedy-drama about a salesman who gets lots of surprises when his father dies. Not the least of them is the sister (Elizabeth Banks) he never knew he had.

9 p.m. on STARZ A high-school reunion has five old friends taking stock of their lives in this 2011 comedy, which steers clear of the cliches common to such a plotline.

Channing Tatum stars as the former golden boy who still wants closure with the girl who got away (Rosario Dawson) — and the feeling is mutual.

AUSTIN CITY LIMITS The British alternative rock band Radiohead takes the stage, performing songs from its 2011 album “The King of Limbs.” The set list includes “Bloom,” “Daily Mail,” “Myxomatosis,” “Magpie,” “Paranoid Android” and more.

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After their charges have left, staff members of a children’s camp pursue romances that have been brewing all season.

7 p.m. on FSAZ San Diego Padres at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix.

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Alex and Penny see a strange woman in their new house and wonder if they are suffering from hallucinations, or if their new home holds a dark, supernatural presence.

The monsters find an alien in the woods doing an Earth studies project; Link and B.O.B. use Sqweep’s tablet as a ray gun.

SANJAY AND CRAIG 8 p.m. on NICK Sanjay and Craig infiltrate the hospital to see the world’s first butt transplant; Sanjay and Craig go on a quest to find the ultimate laugh.

9 p.m. on NICK Gustavo gives the boys a bonus for all of their hard work; Carlos hires a personal assistant; James buys a snake; Kendall buys a truck full of oranges; Logan is unable to resist tipping.

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NHL HOCKEY 5 p.m. on NBC Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA.

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Angie, a free-spirited young woman living on her own terms, makes a connection with a drifter, a handsome cop and his sister. She finds herself torn between a life of absolute freedom and being tied to people who care about her.

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Eli and his family move into the backwoods of Kentucky, where he encounters beautiful and mysterious Amanda.

He thinks she is the perfect woman until he realizes that the forest and Amanda harbor dark secrets.

Newly released from prison, a man scoffs at the chance to earn an honest living in his father’s construction business; instead he returns to a life of crime.

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Spencer gets the opportunity to start college in Boston a semester early, and Teddy encourages him to go, not realizing how hard a long distance relationship can be; Amy starts an online mommy blog.

NBA BASKETBALL Conference Final: Teams TBA.

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A womanizing waiter, his former girlfriend and his housemate ponder their lives while working at a chain restaurant.

In this new episode, parents try to predict on how many presents a pair of twins can unwrap in one minute, how many spins a little guy can make in 30 seconds and where a youngster’s ball will land when hit from a tee.

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Network Channels Ultimate BBQ Cookout Countdown (N) Å Body of Proof “Lost Souls” ’ Å ABC15 News at 10 (N) (:35) Castle Beckett arrests Castle. ’ Å ABC Bet on Your Baby Twins unwrap presents. (N) The Mentalist “Cherry Picked” ’ Å 48 Hours ’ Å 48 Hours ’ Å CBS 5 News at 10 (N) (:35) Leverage A corrupt lawyer. Å CBS How I Met/Mother How I Met/Mother That ’70s Show Å That ’70s Show Å Futurama ’ Å Futurama ’ Å South Park Å South Park “Chef Aid” Star Wars: Clone Wars CW Cops ’ Å Cops ’ Å TMZ (N) ’ Å Fox 10 News at Nine Saturday (N) ’ Å News King of the Hill Å Hell’s Kitchen ’ (PA) FOX 12 News at 10pm (N) (:29) Saturday Night Live ’ Å NBC NHL Hockey Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA. To Be Announced The Lawrence Welk Show Keeping Up As Time Goes By ’ Last of Summer Wine You Being Served?

The Red Green Show A Night at The Austin City Limits ’ PBS Family Feud ’ Å Bloopers ’ Å Bloopers ’ Å Access Hollywood (N) ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å M*A*S*H Å TELE Family Feud ’ Å Sábado Gigante (N) (SS) Noticias 33 FDS Noticiero Desmadrugados (SS) UNI Cable Channels Longmire Walt is suspicious of a fatal mauling.

Longmire “8 Seconds” Å Longmire Henry tracks a suspect in a murder.

Longmire “Dogs, Horses, and Indians” Å (:01) Longmire Å A&E ››› “The Incredibles” (2004) Voices of Craig T. Nelson. Animated. A former superhero gets back into action.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop ABC FAM (6:30) ››› “A Bug’s Life” (1998, Fantasy) Voices of Dave Foley. ›› “Con Air” (1997, Action) Nicolas Cage, John Cusack. Premiere. Vicious convicts hijack their flight. ›› “Con Air” (1997) Nicolas Cage.

AMC (4:30) ››› “The Last Samurai” (2003) Å (5:30) ›› “Deliver Us From Eva” (2003) ›› “Are We There Yet?” (2005) Ice Cube, Nia Long. A divorcee’s two children torment a man on a road trip. Å › “B.A.P.S” (1997) Halle Berry. Å BET Watch What Happens: Live ›› “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (2003, Romance-Comedy) Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey, Adam Goldberg.

BRAVO The Real Housewives of New Jersey Home Movies Å Family Guy ’ Å Family Guy ’ Å The Cleveland Show Black Dynamite CARTOON ››› “Madagascar” (2005, Comedy) Voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer. ›› “Deep Impact” (1998, Drama) Robert Duvall, Tea Leoni. ’ Å CINEMAX (5:20) Forrest Gump (:45) ›› “Cowboys & Aliens” (2011) Daniel Craig. Extraterrestrials attack a 19th-century Arizona town. ’ Å Anderson Cooper Special Report Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown Anderson Cooper CNN Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown ››› “Get Him to the Greek” (2010, Comedy) Jonah Hill. An executive must drag a boozy rock star to Hollywood. Å Inside Amy Schumer Inside Amy Schumer Inside Amy Schumer COMEDY Take Me Home X Corps X Corps The Movie Loft Maricopa Now! Paid Program COX 7 (6:00) Arena Football Arizona Rattlers vs Iowa Barnstormers. (N) (Live) Deadliest Catch ’ Å Deadliest Catch ’ Å Deadliest Catch ’ Å Deadliest Catch Å DISC Deadliest Catch ’ Å Good Luck Charlie ’ Good Luck Charlie ’ Good Luck Charlie ’ Good Luck Charlie ’ Dog With a Blog Å Shake It Up! ’ Å A.N.T. Farm ’ Å DISNEY Good Luck Charlie ’ Å Fashion Police Guest Jessica Walter. ››› “Knocked Up” (2007) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl. A one-night stand has an unforeseen consequence. ››› “Knocked Up” (2007) Seth Rogen.

E! SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) ESPN (6:00) NBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Å Restaurant: Impossible “The Main Dish” Restaurant: Impossible “Bronk’s Bar and Grill” Restaurant: Impossible “Something’s Fishy” Iron Chef America FOOD Restaurant: Impossible “Muskrat Mayhem” (:43) FXM Presents ›› “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps” (2010, Drama) Michael Douglas, Shia LaBeouf, Josh Brolin. Å (:43) FXM Presents › Tomcats (2001) FMC Wall Street: Money Geraldo at Large ’ Å Red Eye (N) Justice With Judge Jeanine Geraldo at Large ’ Å Red Eye FNC D’backs Post Game D’backs Post Game The 10th Inning FSAZ MLB Baseball San Diego Padres at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix. (N) (Live) ›› “The A-Team” (2010, Action) Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Jessica Biel. Former Special Forces soldiers form a rogue unit. ››› “Iron Man” (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard.

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GOLF PGA Tour Golf ››› “Magic Mike” (2012, Comedy-Drama) Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer. Premiere. ’ Å Boxing Carl Froch vs. Mikkel Kessler. ’ Å REAL Sports Gumbel HBO (5:45) New Year’s Eve Making, Behind Hunters Int’l Love It or List It “Sandra & Geoff” Å Love It or List It “Pattinson Family” Å House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l House Hunters Å HGTV House Hunters Å Pawn Stars Å Pawn Stars Å Pawn Stars Å Pawn Stars Å Pawn Stars Å Pawn Stars Å (:31) Pawn Stars Å (:02) Pawn Stars Å HISTORY Pawn Stars Å “Taken Back: Finding Haley” (2012) Moira Kelly. A woman finds her abducted daughter. ›› “Trust” (2010) Clive Owen, Catherine Keener. Premiere.

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STARZ ››› “Hitch” (2005) Will Smith. A smooth-talker helps a shy accountant woo an heiress. ’ Defiance Kenya tries to help.

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Defiance “Brothers in Arms” Defiance “Pilot” SyFy Defiance A murderer unleashes insects.

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TCM Friendly Persuasion ›› “Phantoms” (1998, Horror) Peter O’Toole. Premiere. ’ Å (:40) › “Thirst” (2008) Lacey Chabert. ’ TMC ›› “The Heavy” (2010) Gary Stretch. The rivalry between two brothers comes to a head. ’ (5:30) “Terminator 2: Judgment Day” (1991) ›››› “The Dark Knight” (2008, Action) Christian Bale, Heath Ledger. Batman battles a vicious criminal known as the Joker. Å (DVS) (:15) ›› Daredevil TNT Law & Order: Special Victims Unit ’ Å Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Wet” ’ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Mask” ’ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit “Dirty” ’ Law & Order: SVU USA

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A woman drags her skeptical husband to a renowned counselor’s marriage retreat to try to put the spark back in their relationship.

Intertwining stories promise love, hope, forgiveness, second chances and more for a number of New Yorkers on the celebrated night.

Rivalry between two brothers comes to a head when one becomes a candidate for prime minister.

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11 a.m. on SHOW A self-made millionaire stuns his wife and the FBI with a televised threat to his son’s kidnappers.

A production assistant introduces Marilyn Monroe to the pleasures of the British countryside during the filming of “The Prince and the Showgirl.”

Following his release from jail, a wellmeaning but dimwitted slacker wreaks havoc with his three sisters’ carefully structured lives.

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Before his retirement, a bounty hunter must locate his boss’ son, who is searching for a priceless artifact in the Amazon.

A hit man returns to his hometown for a high-school reunion and meets the prom date he stood up years before.

A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress.

A scientist’s quest to find a cure for Alzheimer’s disease unintentionally results in a highly intelligent chimpanzee, which may signal the end of man’s dominion over Earth.

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MAGIC MIKE 8 p.m. on HBO A male stripper takes a newcomer under his wing and instructs him in the fine arts of partying, picking up women, and making plenty of money.

PEOPLE LIKE US 8:30 p.m. on SHOW In the course of settling the estate of his late father, a young salesman is surprised to discover the existence of a 30-year-old sister, Frankie.

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Top 5 PICKS 2013 INDIANAPOLIS 500 9 a.m. on ABC U.S. open-wheel racing’s biggest race, the Indianapolis 500, revs up for the 97th time from Indianapolis Motor Speedway with the traditional “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

SMASH 8 p.m. on NBC Tonight’s two-hour finale for the critically acclaimed but ratingschallenged musical drama series is all about the Tony Awards; in the first hour, the gang awaits news of who’s nominated, then the big night arrives in “The Nominations; The Tonys.”

NORTH AMERICA 9 p.m. on DISC Avalanche-dodging grizzlies, head-bashing bighorn sheep, elusive mountain lions and cunning coyotes are among the creatures featured in the new episode “Learn Young or Die,” which looks at the fight for survival in North America’s remote forests and mountains.

BEHIND THE CANDELABRA 9 p.m. on HBO Michael Douglas stars as legendary pianist Liberace in this long-awaited biopic from director Steven Soderbergh.

Based on the memoir of the same name by Liberace’s lover Scott Thorson (played with gusto by Matt Damon), the film covers the two men’s relationship from their first meeting to the aftereffects of the 1982 palimony suit Thorson filed when Liberace moved on.

THE BORGIAS 10 p.m. on SHOW To contain the plague, Cesare (Francois Arnaud) burns Costanzo’s palace with him inside. A young beauty catches Micheletto’s (Sean Harris) eye.

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A rebellious teen has to repeat her senior year of high school and gets caught between adolescence and adulthood, as two male admirers vie for her attention.

7 p.m. on DISNEY Emma is upset when her friends stand her up for the new girl in school; Luke has Ravi help him with his project about India for their school’s multicultural night.

ALYCE KILLS

A woman unravels in violent fashion after accidentally knocking a friend off a roof — killing her.

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A COMMON MAN

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A mysterious man plants five bombs around Colombo, Sri Lanka, that will explode unless four terrorists are released from prison.

From Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Indianapolis.

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San Diego Padres at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Chase Field in Phoenix.

MLB BASEBALL 1 p.m. on FSAZ

A hung-over law school dropout spends her day doling out free samples of ice cream and attitude while being wooed by the previous night’s hook-up.

5 p.m. on ESPN Atlanta Braves at New York Mets. From Citi Field in Flushing, N.Y.

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Yossi, a closeted gay doctor, has his quiet world turned upside down when a woman from his past shows up.

Their emotionally charged reunion causes Yossi to leave Tel Aviv and he finally wants to awaken from his emotional slumber.

PGA TOUR GOLF 10 a.m. on GOLF Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, Final Round. From Colonial Country Club in Fort Worth, Texas.

2013 FRENCH OPEN TENNIS

COME OUT AND PLAY

9 a.m. on NBC

Beth and Francis, a young married couple, go on vacation to a remote island. They notice something sinister is afoot when they see lots of children and no adults.

First Round. From Roland Garros Stadium in Paris.

A BAND CALLED DEATH

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 7:30 p.m. on NICK SpongeBob and Patrick take a friendship test; Pearl is embarrassed when she has to sit next to SpongeBob in the Tunnel of Glove.

TEEN TITANS GO!

THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW 8:30 p.m. on CARTOON Tas, Tweey and Sylvester must put aside their differences to embark on a journey home.

WENDELL & VINNIE 8:30 p.m. on NICK Wendell befriends a lonely exchange student; Vinnie tries to help when Wendell’s new friend abandons him for a more popular crowd.

AUSTIN & ALLY

Filmmakers Mark Covino and Jeff Howlett chronicle the life and work of the Hackney brothers.

10 p.m. on DISNEY Ally gets accepted to a music school and is excited that Austin, Dez and Trish sent in an application on her behalf. Unfortunately, the school is in New York, forcing Ally to decide if she wants to move and leave her friends behind.

DANS PARIS

After a love affair ends badly, a young man sinks into a deep depression and moves back home with his father and brother.

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Starfire believes she has killed Beast Boy.

Conference Final: Teams TBA.

Dolph changes the lives of several people as he searches for his dog Paul.

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Network Channels Motive Death of a well-liked science teacher.

Rookie Blue Nick and Andy go missing. Å ABC15 News at 10 (N) ABC15 Sports Sunday (:05) Castle ’ Å ABC Wipeout Players tackle the Killer Croc. Å NCIS: Los Angeles “Lone Wolf” Å (DVS) The Good Wife “Boom De Yah Da” ’ Å The Mentalist A reporter is murdered. Å CBS 5 News at 10 (N) (:35) Leverage “The Ice Man Job” Å CBS Rules of Engagement Rules of Engagement Scrubs ’ Å ’Til Death ’ Å The First Family Å Mr. Box Office Å Are We There Yet? Are We There Yet? House of Payne CW NASCAR Racing Cops ’ Å TMZ (N) ’ Å Fox 10 News at Nine Sunday (N) ’ Å News FOX 10 Sports Night Law & Order “DWB” FOX Smash “The Nominations; The Tonys” (Season Finale) Ivy receives news; the Tony Awards. (N) 12 News at 10pm (N) (:35) Sports Tonight (:05) Extra (N) Å NBC (6:00) The Voice “Live Top 10 Performances” National Memorial Day Concert Concert honors U.S. military troops. (N) National Memorial Day Concert Concert honors U.S. military troops. ’ New Tricks “Part of a Whole” ’ Å Death in Paradise PBS Kelley Steele Reginald Steele Impact TV Fire & Water Teaching. Kenneth Cox Ministries Paid Program TELE Palm Valley Church Premios OYE! 2013 (N) (En Vivo) (SS) Sal y Pimienta (SS) Noticias 33 FDS Noticiero Una Noche con Yuri UNI Cable Channels Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Storage Wars Å Storage Wars Å (:01) Storage Wars A&E ›› “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” (2009, Comedy) Kevin James, Jayma Mays, Keir O’Donnell.

Funniest Home Videos ABC FAM (6:30) ››› “The Incredibles” (2004, Comedy) Voices of Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter. (:04) Mad Men Å (7:52) Mad Men “Man With a Plan” Å (8:56) Mad Men A surprise visitor disrupts Don. Mad Men “The Better Half” (N) Å AMC (6:48) Mad Men Roger changes his approach.

(5:00) ›› “For Colored Girls” (2010) Å The Sheards “When the Trumpet Blows” The Sheards “When the Trumpet Blows” The Game ’ Å Let’s Stay Together Let’s Stay Together BET Married to Medicine (N) Married to Medicine “Reunion Part I” (N) The Kandi Factory (Season Finale) (N) Married to Medicine BRAVO Married to Medicine Teen Titans Go! Looney Tunes Squidbillies King of the Hill Å King of the Hill Å The Cleveland Show Family Guy ’ Å CARTOON (6:00) ››› “Madagascar” (2005, Comedy) (7:50) ››› “The Five-Year Engagement” (2012) Jason Segel, Emily Blunt. ’ Å ›› “Project X” (2012) Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper. ’ Å CINEMAX (5:15) ››› “Ray” (2004) Jamie Foxx. ’ Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown “Libya” Anthony Bourd.

CNN Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown “Colombia” Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown “Canada” (:29) Futurama Å (7:59) Futurama Å Futurama ’ Å South Park Å (:31) South Park Å (:01) South Park Å (:32) South Park Å (:02) South Park Å COMEDY (6:58) Futurama Å Su Vida (Your Life) Step Outside Best of Chef Eddie The Stem Journals Su Vida (Your Life) Step Outside The Movie Loft Paid Program COX 7 The Stem Journals Alaska: The Last Frontier “Poopscicle” (N) ’ North America “Learn Young or Die” (N) Å Dual Survival ’ Å North America Å DISC Alaska: The Last Frontier (N) ’ Å Good Luck Charlie ’ Dog With a Blog Å Dog With a Blog Å Dog With a Blog Å Dog With a Blog Å Austin & Ally ’ Å Good Luck Charlie ’ Shake It Up! ’ Å DISNEY Jessie ’ Å (5:00) Knocked Up › “The Back-up Plan” (2010) Jennifer Lopez. A single woman becomes pregnant, then meets her ideal man.

Married to Jonas What Would Ryan Married to Jonas E! SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter Å SportsCenter Å ESPN MLB Baseball: Braves at Mets Cupcake Wars “The Harlem Globetrotters” (N) Iron Chef America (N) Restaurant: Impossible “In the Pits” (N) Restaurant: Impossible FOOD Iron Chef America ›› “The Astronaut’s Wife” (1999, Science Fiction) Johnny Depp, Charlize Theron. Å The Astronaut’s Wife FMC ›› “Extract” (2009, Comedy) Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis, Kristen Wiig. Å Geraldo at Large (N) ’ Å Huckabee Stossel Geraldo at Large ’ Å Fox News Sunday FNC World Poker Tour: Season 11 (Taped) UFC Unleashed (N) Countdown The Game 365 World Poker Tour FSAZ World Poker Tour: Season 11 (5:00) ››› “Iron Man” (2008, Action) ›› “Battle: Los Angeles” (2011) Aaron Eckhart, Michelle Rodriguez. U.S. Marine troops fight off alien invaders. ›› “Battle: Los Angeles” (2011) FX Golf Central (N) (Live) European PGA Tour Golf BMW PGA Championship, Final Round. From Surrey, England.

GOLF (4:00) PGA Tour Golf Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial, Final Round.

“Behind the Candelabra” (2013, Docudrama) Michael Douglas, Matt Damon. Premiere. ’ Å Behind the Candelabra HBO (:05) ››› “Magic Mike” (2012, Comedy-Drama) Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer. ’ Å Hunters Int’l Extreme Homes Cement castle in South Africa. You Live in What? Home conversions; winery.

House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l Hawaii Life Å HGTV House Hunters Å Hatfields & McCoys The McCoys murder Anse’s brother. (Part 2 of 3) Å Hatfields & McCoys A shattering New Year’s Day battle. Å HISTORY Hatfields & McCoys (Part 2 of 6) Å › “Obsessed” (2009, Suspense) Idris Elba. A stalker threatens a married man’s idyllic life. ›› “Sleeping With the Enemy” (1991, Suspense) Julia Roberts.

LIFE “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” ›› “50 First Dates” (2004, Romance-Comedy) Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ MTV Special ’ ›› Little Man (2006) MTV SpongeBob See Dad Run Å Wendell & Vinnie ’ ››› “Clueless” (1995, Comedy) Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, Brittany Murphy. ’ Å Friends ’ Å NICK SpongeBob Nurse Jackie Å Nurse Jackie (N) ’ Nurse Jackie Å The Borgias Cesare burns Constanzo’s palace. The Borgias ’ Å SHOW The Big C: Hereafter The Borgias Cesare lands in northern Italy. ’ NASCAR Victory Lane Wind Tunnel Truck U Stuntbusters NASCAR Victory Lane Faster Than Faster Than Unique Whips SPEED My Classic Car (N) ›› “Think Like a Man” (2012, Romance-Comedy) Michael Ealy, Jerry Ferrara. ’ Å (:05) ››› Looper ’ STARZ (5:35) 10 Years (2011) (:20) ›› “Ella Enchanted” (2004) Anne Hathaway. ’ Å Paranormal Witness “The Apartment” Paranormal Witness Paranormal Witness A family sees apparitions. Paranormal Witness SyFy Paranormal Witness “Lady on the Stairs” (6:15) › “Killers” (2010) Ashton Kutcher. ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman. (DVS) ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003) Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman. (DVS) TBS (:15) ›› “Homecoming” (1948, War) Clark Gable, Lana Turner. Å TCM (:15) ››› “Battle of the Bulge” (1965, War) Henry Fonda, Robert Shaw. Weather-beaten American GIs face a massive German assault. ›› “The Mechanic” (2011) Jason Statham, Ben Foster. ’ Å (:35) ››› “The Crow” (1994, Fantasy) Brandon Lee, Ernie Hudson, Michael Wincott.

TMC (6:05) ›› “Payback” (1999) Mel Gibson.

NBA Basketball Conference Final: Teams TBA. Inside the NBA (N) (Live) Å Falling Skies Å Falling Skies Tom and Anne grow closer.

Law & Order “Switch” TNT NCIS Gibbs and Fornell’s ex asks for help. ’ NCIS Tony’s father becomes a murder suspect.

NCIS Investigating a Navy captain’s death. ’ NCIS “Housekeeping” ’ Å (DVS) Suits Scottie returns.

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WANDERLUST 10:05 a.m. on CINEMAX Overstressed New Yorkers think they’ve found the answer to their problems when they join a counterculture community where the only rule is to be oneself.

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MAGIC MIKE A male stripper takes a newcomer under his wing and instructs him in the fine arts of partying, picking up women, and making plenty of money.

ELLA ENCHANTED 7:20 p.m. on STARZ A young woman embarks on a journey to break the curse of obedience placed upon her by a fairy godmother.

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BEHIND THE CANDELABRA 9 p.m. on HBO Pianist Liberace takes Scott Thorson as a lover.

PROJECT X 10 p.m. on CINEMAX Three anonymous high-school seniors decide to make their mark by throwing a party that no one will ever forget.

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The show’s Arizona debut was presented at Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts in January 2012.

Love, Loss, and What I Wore June 4th – 16th Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts Social Media Night, Thursday, June 6, 7:30 p.m.

The international hit play Love, Loss, and What I Wore will return by popular demand to Scottsdale Center for the Performing Arts for a limited engagement June 4–16. The all-star cast features Dee Hoty (Mamma Mia!), Sabrina LeBeauf (The Cosby Show), Amanda Setton (The Mindy Project), Zuzanna Szadkowski (Gossip Girl) and Dawn Wells (Gilligan’s Island).

A special Social Media Night will be held on Thursday, June 6, with designated seating for audience members to live tweet during the performance, followed by a postshow Q-and-A session with the cast. The Scottsdale performance of Love, Loss, and What I Wore is presented with support from My Sister’s Closet.

Written by sisters Nora Ephron and Delia Ephron, Love, Loss, and What I Wore is an intimate collection of stories based on the best-seller by Ilene Beckerman, as well as on the recollections of the Ephrons’ friends. Like the popular book, Love, Loss, and What I Wore uses clothing and accessories and the memories they trigger to tell funny and often poignant stories to which all women can relate. The show opened in New York City in 2009 at the Westside Theatre, where it has broken that theater’s boxoffice records, and was honored with a 2010 Drama Desk Award and a Broadway.com Audience Award. Love, Loss, and What I Wore has been produced in

Produced by Daryl Roth and directed by Karen Carpenter, Love, Loss, and What I Wore is performed by a rotating cast of five actresses. Members of the New York cast have included Samantha Bee, Alexis Bledel, Kristin Chenoweth, Tyne Daly, Fran Drescher, Janeane Garofalo, Melissa Joan Hart, Carol Kane, Stacy London, Jane Lynch, Natasha Lyonne, Rosie O’Donnell, Rhea Perlman, Caroline Rhea, Doris Roberts, Tracee Ellis Ross, Sherri Shepherd, Brooke Shields, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Cobie Smulders, Loretta Swit and Rita Wilson, among others.

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Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.

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GREG FRETZ MEMORIAL from 21st Amendment. The first ever canned barleywine was an outstanding beer and the limited amount available was gone in fifteen minutes.

Food was plentiful as the parking lot featured outstanding food trucks and stands. Included were Scottsdale favorite The Brat Haus serving regular and spicy brats, giving people a little idea of what to expect when they visit the restaurant. Also serving was AZBarbeque Catering, a branch of one of the local barbecue clubs.

Their fare was excellent and some of their side dishes, especially the corn and baked beans were stand-alone heroes without even touching the meat.

But none of this was the real

story of the day. Around 4:00 in the afternoon word started spreading that the Arizona craft beer community had lost an icon.

It was somehow appropriate that almost all of the local craft beer people, industry and consumer, were together when we heard the news that Greg Fretz, co-founder of Phoenix Ale Brewery and namesake of Fretzy’s Unfiltered Ale, had succumbed to the throat cancer that he had been fighting since October of 2012.

Fretzy, as he was known, was such an integral part of our beer culture that it seems fitting to include a brief review of an outstanding festival as part of a tribute to him. That is what this article is really about…paying Continued On Page 38

As American Craft Beer Week drew to a close on Saturday, craft beer aficionados celebrated with an event that is rapidly becoming one of the top two or three beer events in the state, Ameri-CAN Canned Craft Beer Festival. Put on

by Landon Evans and his amazing team at HDE Agency in close cooperation and hosted by SanTan Brewing, this festival features the best of craft beer in cans from across the country. What really makes it special is the large number of beers that come from suppliers not normally distributed in the state. The fact that Cigar City, 21st Amendment, Sun King, Golden Road and so many more send not only cans for the event but representatives to pour really highlights the national status of this event.

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and ready to be sampled. The VIP sections was well staffed and the first thing many people saw as they entered at the North Entrance was the oasis created

by Arizona Brewery Tours to help promote their services providing regularly scheduled tours of the best Arizona breweries. Looking over the big hill there was a sea of tents, each stockpiled with excellent beers. The beer geeks made directly for those breweries not typically found in our state, while others headed straight for beers they recognized, those with names like Grand Canyon, Breckenridge, Big Sky, Abita and Oskar Blues. No matter where you started or where you finished there was plenty of great beer. Off to the east side of the event, World of Beer sponsored the Rare Beer Tent which lived up to its name with Uncommon Brewers, Payette and more. The highlight of the day was the 2:30 release of Lower de Boom AZWeeklyMagazine.com

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tribute to one of our own. Most people only know Fretzy from his recent work at Phoenix Ale, but his background in beer goes much deeper. Fretzy started work in the adult beverage world in 1994 as a chain sales representative for what was then called Arizona Beverage Distributing Company. That led him to a job with Gambrinus Company, now known for beers like Bridgeport and TrumerPils.

In 1998 he took a job that would impact him for the rest of his life.

Hired by Pyramid Breweries as a District Sales Manager, he had the opportunity to meet George Hancock, who at the time was President of Pyramid.

Fretzy spent several years at Pyramid, earning promotions along the way, until he ended up taking a job with Deschutes Brewery as their Southwest Market Manager where he became more and more integrated into the growing beer community in Arizona. By then George Hancock had left Pyramid and had moved onto a different project, but he remained in contact with Fretz.

Few knew of this friendship until Fretz and Hancock announced their partnership in a new brewery that would be the located on Washington Street in Phoenix.

Aptly named, the Phoenix Ale Brewery, they opened in April of 2011 with the aforementioned Fretzy’s Unfiltered Ale, a variation on an English Pale. Fretz threw

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himself into promoting the brewery and became even more active in the craft community. He looked for opportunities to partner with charities and to promote craft beer in general in Arizona.

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Greg had already been active with Sun Sounds, promoter of the annual Great Arizona Beer Festival as well as similar festivals in Tucson and Flagstaff. He served their Board of Directors as a community liaison and craft beer expert…perfect for him. He stepped things up by starting to host a series of small charity fundraisers at the brewery featuring everything from yoga to food trucks. Still he wanted something bigger, so he created the Phoenix Brewers Invitational. Held for the first time in December 2012, shortly after he began treatments for his recently diagnosed cancer, this event brought beer festivals back to downtown Phoenix. For a first year event, the festival was a success and Fretzy was already planning to make 2013 a bigger event.

The thing about Fretzy was that he never let on how bad the cancer was, or how it was affecting him and his family.

He remained positive and was convinced that this was just one more challenge that life would throw at him. To those in the craft community he was a tireless

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Life is short and you never know what will happen around the next corner. On a day when we were celebrating our craft beer culture, we lost one of our most special members of our community. Let this serve as a reminder to each of us to embrace life and never let the challenges put in our way slow us down. This amazing friend of craft beer in Arizona has left us far too soon and we are poorer for that. Don’t let this moment pass without letting Fretzy be an inspiration to you and find your own way to honor him over the next few weeks. And trust that he will be up there with a cold beer in hand when we finally join him.

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REMEMBERING FRETZY Hello again craft beer lovers, today let’s take a moment to reflect. As many of you know we lost yet another loved and well respected member of our beer community last week. Greg Fretz or “Fretzy” as many knew him; cofounder of Phoenix Ale lost his yearlong battle with throat cancer on Saturday. He was a very good man and like all of us, loved a great beer. My favorite memory of Fretzy was sitting quite drunk together at the Scottsdale Culinary Festival laughing our backsides off at all the Cougars and their crazy high heels. It was certainly one of those “had to be there” moments but I remember it fondly. My god, was that two years ago? It only seems like yesterday.

Sometimes life can be short, entirely too short. It’s important to rememberwhen we think about the extended family that is our craft beer community. We are all in this together and we are all important and extremely vital, not just as beer lovers but most importantly as human beings.

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Beer is an amazing thing, it tastes fantastic, brings people together and has played a pivotal role in human history, yet it’s those last words “Human History” that are the most significant. Please remember to take good care of yourselves, your families and your friends. Be kind to your fellow man and take the time to understand the people around you. Life is complicated, full of unexpected twists and no one is perfect, however, we are meant to celebrate life and to revel in it. Revel in it together.

This is how I remember Greg Fretz and these are the lessons that I learned from the time he shared with me. Peace be with you old friend.

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Culinary Dropout at The Yard 5632 N. 7th Street, Phoenix Ask for: Oskar Blues Dale’s Pale Ale, Ska True Blond, Big Sky Moose Drool

Half Moon Sports Grill 2121 E. Highland Avenue, Phoenix Ask for: New Belgium Ranger, SanTan Seasonal Releases, Sonoran White Chocolate

Copper Blues 50 W. Jefferson Street Phoenix Ask for: Papago Orange Blossom, SanTan Hefeweizen, Leinenkugel Honey Weiss

Half Moon Sports Grill 288 E. Greenway Parkway, Phoenix Ask for: Sonoran White Chocolate, SanTan Hopshock, New Belgium Fat Tire

Delux 3146 E. Camelback Rd. Phoenix 85016 Ask for: Papago Orange Blossom, Tripel Karmeliet, Moose Drool

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Devil’s Advocate 955 E. University, Tempe – Blue Moon, Leinenkugel Seasonal, SanTan Devils Ale Flanny’s Bar & Grill 1805 E. Elliot Rd. Tempe, 85284 Ask For: Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout, Green Flash Hop Head Red, SanTan Seasonals Four Peaks Brewery 1340 E. 8th St. Tempe 85281 Ask for: Kilt Lifter, 8th St. Ale, Hop Knot IPA

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Sun Up Brewery 322 E. Camelback Rd. Phoenix 85012 Ask for: Trooper IPA, Armadillo Red, Light Rail Cream Ale The Yard House 21001 N. Tatum Blvd.

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Gordon Biersch 420 S. mill Ave. Tempe 85281 Ask for: Golden Export, Hefeweizen, Czech Pilsner HandleBar and Grill 680 S. Mill Avenue, Tempe – New Belgium Abbey Ale, Sonoran White Chocolate ale, Green Flash Hop Head Red Macayo’s Depot Cantina 300 South Ash Avenue Tempe, AZ 85281 Fat Tire, New Belgium Seasonals, SanTan Devils Ale Mellow Mushroom 740 South Mill Avenue Tempe, AZ 85281-3629 Ask for: Papago Orange Blossom, Abita Purple Haze, Big Sky Moose Drool Taste of Tops 403 W. University Dr. Tempe 85251 Ask for: Bell’s Oberon, Big Sky Moose Drool, Alaskan Amber

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Tavern on Mill 404 s Mill Ave Tempe, 85281 Ask for: Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout, Ballast Point Pale Ale, Green Flash West Coat IPA

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Boulders on Broadway 530 W. Broadway Rd. Tempe 85282 Ask for: Bell’s Two Hearted Ale, New Belium Ranger IPA, Lost Coast Great White

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Brat Haus – 3622 N. Scottsdale Road, Phoenix – SanTan Seasonal, KrombacherPils, Port Brewing Mongo Cave Creek Tap Haus 6900 east cave Creek Road Cave Creek, AZ 85331 Ask for: Krombacher Pils, Lost Coast Great White, SunUp Trooper IPA Chop & Wok 7136 E. Shea Blvd.

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Papago Brewing Company 7107 E. McDowell Rd. Scottsdale 85251 Ask for: Orange Blossom, Hopago IPA, El Robusto Porter The Praying Monk – 7271 E. 1st Street, Scottsdale – New Belgium Belgo IPA, North Coast Old Rasputin, Lost Abbey Red Barn Saison The Yard House 7014 E. Camelback Rd. Scottsdale 85251 Ask for: Papago Orange Blossom, Abita Purple Haze, Bear Republic Racer 5 TT Roadhouse 2915 N. 68th St. Scottsdale 85251 Ask for: Ska Modus Hoperandi IPA, Moose Drool, San Tan

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By GeorGe dickie The Bold and The BeauTiful Brooke asked Eric to make the ultimate sacrifice for her. Hope had doubts about Liam and Steffy’s future. Steffy experienced a catharsis. Rick became a workaholic after breaking up with Maya. Katie was blissfully ignorant.

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Stefano eavesdropped as Kate confessed her feelings to a comatose Rafe. Cameron confronted Abigail about Chad.

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The younG and The resTless Michael arranged a work-release deal for Kevin. Chloe told Kevin that saying “I’m sorry” wasn’t enough, then worried about mounting bills. Nick assured Avery that everything was OK and that he was just distracted by Summer. Victor told Adam to jettison Sharon for his own good. Chelsea received an ominous warning from a fortuneteller after resolving that Dylan would always be her child’s father. Phyllis told Jack they moved in together too quickly and that she needed to go. Summer announced a change of plans when Fen came to pick her up for the prom. A fortuneteller predicted love for Kyle, then he received a text from Summer. Kevin kicked Carmine out of the coffeehouse after Michael told him he was sleeping with Lauren.

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While the U.S. men tend to avoid the European clay-court season, the American women appear to be coming to terms with the earthen surface.

Take, for instance, Serena Williams. After winning only three clay-court tournaments from 2002 to 2008, the 15-time Grand Slam champ has been triumphant three times on dirt since April 2012, the most recent coming last month at the Family Circle Cup in Charleston, S.C., where she successfully defended her title from Jelena Jancovic.

It’s easy to see why Americans are less comfortable on the surface. Most were raised on hard courts, where the power game is better suited. On clay, hard shots tend to bounce higher and slower, meaning volleys last longer, thus putting more of a premium on athleticism and endurance and less on strength. Little wonder, then, why Maria Sharapova, a U.S.-raised Russian whose game relies on power, once described herself as a “cow on ice” on clay.

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GAME! SECTION ARIZONA RATTLERS CELEBRATE MILITARY NIGHT Items donated on May 25th will go to Packages From Home, to Support Deployed American Troops The Arizona Rattlers will celebrate Military Night as they face-off against the Iowa Barnstormers on Saturday, May 25 on Ak-Chin Field at US Airways Center. Kickoff is set for 6 p.m.

Military members with proper identification will receive 20% off any ticket to the May 25 game.

This offer is limited to six (6) discounted tickets per identification for active, discharged, or retired military members.

Fans who bring an item to donate to the game on May 25 will receive one complimentary upper level ticket. This ticket can also be used as $6 towards an upgrade to a lower level ticket. Items will be collected inside the Casino Arizona Pavilion located at the Northwest entrance on Jefferson and 2nd street from 4:30 p.m. until kickoff. All donations collected will be used to create Packages From Home which will be sent to deployed troops.

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Packages From Home is a nonprofit organization that provides food, personal care and recreational items to deployed American troops at no cost to them. 1,000 to 1,500 packages on average are shipped to our heroes every month.

On Tuesday, May 28th members of the Arizona Rattlers team will host a packaging party to put together all of the collected items to be shipped overseas. The packaging party is open to the public and will take place in the Casino Arizona Pavilion at US Airways Center from 2 p.m. until 3 p.m.

Food, hygiene, and recreational items are acceptable for donation, for a full list of items please visit http://azrattlers.com/

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Tickets for the game can be purchased online at www.ticketmaster.com, by phone at 602-514TDTD (8383) or at the Arena box office. For additional information on the Arizona Rattlers, please visitwww.azrattlers.com.

Dueling piano shows are a unique, fun way to celebrate any occasion while enjoying awesome live music. In this 6-part series, Randy Keith* reviews all the dueling shows offered in the valley…. This week, Tempe’s “Big Bang” (www.thebigbangbar. com): “Bang,” the valley’s oldest dueling club, offers a unique feel to “an evening out” with its multitiered seating. Watch the staff rock out as a band or join in the singing. Like most “classic” dueling piano shows, you can always request your friends to get onstage for a slightly-embarrassing “roast.”

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Jordan Benson, the youngest of bang’s full time staff, “loves being able to play piano for a living and loves making people happy with his music,” not to mention his Steve Perry-like vocal range.

Join him and his teammates Sam, Mike, Julie, Collin, and Ben as they play all your requests from classic rock and rap! Catering to the local college crowd especially on weeknights, the entertainers at Bang always keep up with the latest modern hits as well as all of the sing-along classics. *Randy Keith is a piano entertainer and owner of PremierPianoShows.com. Look for part 2 of his series next week, dueling fun in Mesa and Chandler!

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There’s a new nightclub in town – just south of downtown Phoenix at 3602 S. Central Avenue. El Pajarito Nightclub will be featuring “Rock nights” on Fridays and “Latin Nights” on Saturdays. Check out Krimson Chord on Saturday May 24th. They won the AZ Blues Showdown in 2010. Check out www.facebook.com/ElPajaritoNightClub or www. reverbnation.com/KrimsonChord for more information.

-----------Limp Bizkit’s first single, “Ready to Go” featuring Lil Wayne, debuted strong this week on the iTunes Rock Songs Chart and Rock Albums Chart. The Grammy Award-nominated multiplatinum Florida titans-Fred Durst (vocals), Wes Borland (guitars), Sam Rivers (bass), and John Otto (drums)-uphold the hallmarks of their trademark sound with “Ready to Go”. Warped, wild guitars give way to danceable boots and a throbbing bass line as vocalist Fred Durst and Lil Wayne step in the ring and go rhyme-for-rhyme. It’s the perfect one-two punch of hard rock and hiphop.

Also, it’s planted the foundation for the release of their seventh fulllength album, Stampede of the Disco Elephants, out later this summer.

The band will hit The Marquee Theatre in Tempe (730 N. Mill Ave.) on Sunday, May 26th. For tickets or details, go to www.LuckyManOnline. com.

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ALBUM REVIEWS Eisley Rediscovers their Groove on Currents, Slim Loris Delivers Sublime Future Echoes and Past Replays After 2011’s bitter The Valley, Currents finds the indie rock band Eisley returning to form. The DuPree sisters— Sherri, Stacy and Chauntelle—sound as angelic and siren-like as ever, and the music that accompanies their vocals is just as gorgeous. Hypnotic beats, lush acoustic guitars, a stirring string section and Sherri’s chilling vocals make “The Night Comes” a winning number, and the piano-led finale, “Shelter,” features a heavenly chorus from the trio before Stacy stuns you with a subtle delivery of lines like “Nowhere feels like somewhere when I’m in your arms.” The title track proves they still make some of the grooviest dance rock numbers around, “Blue Fish” magically combines melodies and soul-stirring lyrics together, and the jazzy rock of “Drink the Water” is a nice change of pace. Currents is arguably Eisley’s finest work yet.

The Swedish indie Americana rockers Slim Loris have released one of 2013’s best albums.

Future Echoes and Past Replays is rapturous because it’s simultaneously whimsical (“Fear of Flying”), contemplative (“While I Breathe”) and euphoric (“Awakening”). The lyrics are razor-sharp too. Singer Mattias Cederstam opines that, “Happiness found its way past me/And I just let it be” on the Americana rock track “Visions of Tomorrow,” and croons, “You are the pride of my life/I will save/The memory of you till the last/But I’ll forget you in the end” on the heartbreaking “I Will Forget,” with such honesty that you don’t know whether to applaud his efforts or cry because of them. This surprising album’s variety, passion and genuineness will floor you.

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CARLA MORRISON MAY 23RD

LIMP BIZKIT W/ RYAN CAMPBELL MAY 26TH

THE TECHNICOLORS MAY 23RD

LUCKY TUBB MAY 23RD

MAY 25TH: MARIA MULDAUR & HER RED HOT BLUESIANA BAND MAY 29TH: JANE MONHEIT MAY 30TH: JOY KILLS SORROW MAY 31ST: RICKIE LEE JONES: MY LIFE IN WORDS & MUSIC

MAY 25TH: THE IRON MAIDENS, PSYPHEN, WHILE SHE WAITS AND IMPACT MAY 29TH: BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB W/ THENEWNO2 MAY 30TH: MARILYN MANSON

MAY 24TH: OLD SCHOOL R&B HIP HOP DANCE PARTY MAY 25TH: DECKER AND CAPTAIN SQUEEGEE MAY 26TH: BLACK MOTH SUPER RAINBOW

MAY 24TH: MISSISSIPPI HEAT MAY 25TH: (EARLY SHOW) HOME JONES MAY 25: (PRIME TIME SHOW) SOUL POWER BAND MAY 26TH: IGOR & THE RED ELVISES

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Ahwatukee CK’s Tavern and Grill (480) 7065564, 4142 E. Chandler Blvd.: Marty & Ethan Extravagonzo. www. ckgrill.com Buckeye Waddell’s Longhorn Corral (623)853-0395, 1629 N 195th Ave.: Western Fusion. www.waddellslonghorncorral.com Cave Creek Buffalo Chip Saloon (480) 4889118, 6811 E. Cave Creek Rd.: Pat James Band. www.buffalochipsaloon.com Harold’s Corral (480) 488-1906, 6895 E. Cave Creek Rd.: AZ Blues Project. www.haroldscorral.com Mesa Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill (480) 844-8629, 1065 N. Dobson Rd.: Chad Freeman. www. tobysmesa.com Phoenix Blue Martini (480) 638-BLUE, 5455 E. High St., Suite 101: Azul. www. bluemartinilounge.com Char’s Has the Blues (602) 2300205, 4631 N. 7th Ave.: Soul Power. www.charshastheblues.com Hazelwood’s First Place (602) 9572462, 3626 E. Indian School Rd.: James Parks. www.hazelwoodsfirstplace.com Joe’s Grotto (602) 992-1007, 13825 N. 32nd St.: Jared Blackstone. www.joesgrotto.com Thunderbird Roadhouse (602) 439-6800, 3549 W. Thunderbird Rd.: Hillbilly Barbeque Band.

The Trunk Space (602) 256-6006, 1506 N.W. Grand Ave.: USNEA (exBohdisatva). www.thetrunkspace. com Tempe Canteen Tequila Bar (480) 7737135, 640 S. Mill Ave.: Acoustic Music from 5:30 to 7:30pm. www. canteentequilabar.com Tempe Tavern (602) 625-1336, 1810 E. Apache Blvd.: Spirit Orb, Wooden Indian, Bogan Via and more. www.tempetavern.com Yucca Tap Room (480) 967-4777, 29 W. Southern Ave.,(Southwest corner of Southern and Mill): Blunt Club. www.yuccatap.com

Friday

Ahwatukee CK’s Tavern and Grill (480) 706-5564, 4142 E. Chandler Blvd.: Chuck E. Baby. www.ckgrill.com Apache Junction Jake’s-O-Mine (480) 982-8608, 1985 W. Apache Trail: Category. www.jakes-o-mine.com

Buckeye Waddell’s Longhorn Corral (623)853-0395, 1629 N 195th Ave.: Western Fusion. www.waddellslonghorncorral.com Cave Creek Buffalo Chip Saloon (480) 4889118, 6811 E. Cave Creek Rd.: Pat James Band. www.buffalochipsaloon.com Cocomo Joe’s (480) 538-8008, 28244 N. Tatum Blvd.: Nineball. www.cocomojoes.com Harold’s Corral (480) 488-1906, 6895 E. Cave Creek Rd.: Mogollon. www.haroldscorral.com Chandler Jersey D’s Tavern and Grill (480) 705-9700, 5945 W. Ray Rd.: 2 Night Stand. www.jerseystavern. com Florence Moonshine Willy’s (480) 570-4711, 20585 E Price (Station) Rd.: Dually Stoned. www.moonshinewillys. com Mesa Goat Head Saloon (480)4 648030, 1423 S. Country Club Dr.: Almost Irish. www.goatheadsaloon.com Hollywood Alley (480) 820-7117, 2610 W. Baseline Rd.: La Sanche (TX), Unholy Monarch, Hemoptysis, Necrambulant and Sargon. www.thehollywoodalley.com O’Kelley’s (480) 756-6069, 2120 W. Guadalupe Rd.: Rock Addix. www.okelleysbar.com Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill (480) 844-8629, 1065 N. Dobson Rd.: A Boy Named Sioux. www.tobysmesa.com Phoenix Char’s Has the Blues (602) 2300205, 4631 N. 7th Ave.: Soul Power. www.charshastheblues.com Desert Ridge Marketplace 21001 N. Tatum Blvd.: Come Back Buddy (District Stage) and West Hills Brothers (AMC Fountain). www. shopdesertridge.com Duck and Decanter (602) 2745429, 1651 E. Camelback Rd.: Ted Sanborn. 6-9pm. www.duckanddecanter.com Hazelwood’s First Place (602) 9572462, 3626 E. Indian School Rd.: Daylon Greer. www.hazelwoodsfirstplace.com Ice House Tavern (602) 244-1179, 3855 E. Thomas Rd.: Naturopathics. www.icehousetavernphx.com Joe’s Grotto (602) 992-1007, 13825 N. 32nd St.: Ghost Phantom Eyes, Failing to Fly, Atoms Fall, Something to Kill and Bravo Delta. www.joesgrotto.com

Steel Horse Saloon (602) 9428778, 1818 W. Bell Rd., Suite 100: Hawg Wild. www.steelhorsesaloon. com Thunderbird Roadhouse (602) 439-6800, 3549 W. Thunderbird Rd.: Porch Dawgs.

The Trunk Space (602) 256-6006, 1506 N.W. Grand Ave.: Werewolves, Dogbreth, Diners and Los Vendidos. www.thetrunkspace.com Scottsdale Pranksters Too (480) 990-1114, 7919 E Thomas Rd., Suite 101: Ronnie Glover & Trio Rio and Harley Davidson. www.prankstersgarandbrill.com Surprise Coyote Alley (623) 546-9222, 16846 W. Bell Rd.: Southbound. www.coyotealleyaz.com Tempe Tempe Marketplace 2000 E. Rio Salado Pkwy: A Moment’s Notice (District Stage) and Dani Zubia (B&N Fountain). www.tempemarketplace.com Tempe Tavern (602) 625-1336, 1810 E. Apache Blvd.: Rolling Blackouts, St. Maybe, Woodworks and Chocolate Fountain. www. tempetavern.com Yucca Tap Room (480) 967-4777, 29 W. Southern Ave. (Southwest corner of Southern and Mill): US Bombs, Broloaf and Chip Hanna. www.yuccatap.com

Saturday

Stoned. moonshinewillys.com Mesa Goat Head Saloon (480)4 648030, 1423 S. Country Club Dr.: Renegade Suite. www.goatheadsaloon.com O’Kelley’s (480) 756-6069, 2120 W. Guadalupe Rd.: Triple XL. www.okelleysbar.com Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill (480) 844-8629, 1065 N. Dobson Rd.: A Boy Named Sioux. www.tobysmesa.com Phoenix Blue Martini (480) 638-BLUE, 5455 E. High St., Suite 101: Superhero. www.bluemartinilounge.com

Desert Ridge Marketplace 21001 N. Tatum Blvd.: Diamond in the Rough (Neil Diamond tribute) (District Stage) and Michael V. (AMC Fountain). www.shopdesertridge.com Duck and Decanter (602) 2745429, 1651 E. Camelback Rd.: Rhonda Lester. 1-4pm. www. duckanddecanter.com Ice House Tavern (602) 244-1179, 3855 E. Thomas Rd.: The French Girls. www.icehousetavernphx.com Joe’s Grotto (602) 992-1007, 13825 N. 32nd St.: Fail to Reason and Sacrial. www.joesgrotto.com Steel Horse Saloon (602) 9428778, 1818 W. Bell Rd., Suite 100: Rock N Hard Place. www.steelhorsesaloon.com

Apache Junction Jake’s-O-Mine (480) 982-8608, 1985 W. Apache Trail: Rock Land. www.jakes-o-mine.com

The Trunk Space (602) 256-6006, 1506 N.W. Grand Ave.: POP Convention. www.thetrunkspace.com

Cave Creek Buffalo Chip Saloon (480) 4889118, 6811 E. Cave Creek Rd.: Pat James Band. www.buffalochipsaloon.com Cocomo Joe’s (480) 538-8008, 28244 N. Tatum Blvd.: The Dickensons. www.cocomojoes.com Harold’s Corral (480) 488-1906, 6895 E. Cave Creek Rd.: Mogollon. www.haroldscorral.com Chandler Jersey D’s Tavern and Grill (480) 705-9700, 5945 W. Ray Rd.: Shake It Loud. www.jerseystavern.com Florence Moonshine Willy’s (480) 570-4711, 20585 E Price (Station) Rd.: Dually

THURSDAY MAY 23

Char’s Has the Blues (602) 2300205, 4631 N. 7th Ave.: Kenny Gee Project. www.charshastheblues. com

Ahwatukee CK’s Tavern and Grill (480) 7065564, 4142 E. Chandler Blvd.: Forward Motion. www.ckgrill.com

Buckeye Waddell’s Longhorn Corral (623)853-0395, 1629 N 195th Ave.: Western Fusion. www.waddellslonghorncorral.com

UPCOMING SHOWS

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FRIDAY MAY 24

Scottsdale Pranksters Too (480) 990-1114, 7919 E Thomas Rd., Suite 101: Jeanne & the Beat. www.prankstersgarandbrill.com Surprise Coyote Alley (623) 546-9222, 16846 W. Bell Rd.: Southbound. www.coyotealleyaz.com Tempe Tempe Marketplace 2000 E. Rio Salado Pkwy: Knee Deep Experience (District Stage) and Wayward Maggie (B&N Fountain). www. tempemarketplace.com

7:00PM DOORS OPEN AT 6:00 PM ALL AGES

ADMISSION: $10

SATURDAY MAY 25

Tempe Tavern (602) 625-1336, 1810 E. Apache Blvd.: Jason Devore and special guests. www.tempetavern. com Yucca Tap Room (480) 967-4777, 29 W. Southern Ave.,(Southwest corner of Southern and Mill): Scorpion vs. Tarantula, Father Figures SVT and Pork Torta. www.yuccatap.com

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SPECIAL GUESTS DJ RANDY

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