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Smoked tri-tip, skirt steak, brisket, BBQ chicken, pulled pork sandwiches, ribs, brats, wings, grilled corn, BBQ nachos, BBQ burritos, and all the fixings – the Great American Barbeque & Beer Festival is nothing if not a day for feasting on Arizona’s best finger licking good BBQ. Of course, nothing goes better with this massive assortment of comfort food quite like 200 kegs of cold craft beer from SanTan Brewing Company, who will officially launch their 2014 summer seasonal, Mr. Pineapple Wheat Beer at the festival. In addition to craft beer, patrons will enjoy whiskey from Bulleit Bourbon and Dickel Bourbon to go with their Q. Professionally produced by HDE Agency, the Great American Barbeque & Beer Festival will feature over 60 pit masters from across the nation serving up over 20,000 lbs of mouthwatering BBQ. For a truly adventurous experience, head over to the Raging Cajun Smoking BBQ station and try their bacon wrapped fried alligator – we’re told it tastes just like chicken! Or, try the mother klucker kabob, the bacon stuffed brisket or the loaded BBQ potato at the Montana Bar-BQ Company booth.   Representing the downtown Chandler area, Bourbon Jacks Bar and Grill and SanTan Brewing Company will serve their signature mac-n-cheese and

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pulled pork sandwiches. Tom’s BBQ will offer their famous BBQ sundaes and ribs while the Hillbilly Grill serves bacon wrapped sausage on a stick, jumbo turkey legs and green chile cheese fries. Honey Bears BBQ always pleases the masses with their Tennessee style ribs, beans, coleslaw, collard greens and more. Porkopolis, who is catering the VIP section, will also have a booth for the masses, offering red neck tacos, jalapeno coleslaw, burnt ends and ribs. Local favorite, Joe’s Real BBQ will offer a wide variety of smoked meats and homemade sides.   Need a little sweet break from all that BBQ? Enjoy a treat from Pea & Pa’s Kettle Corn, Frost Gelato, Paletas Betty,

Sugarlips Cakery, Kool Twist, Campfire Concessions, State Fair Lemonade, and Rita’s Italian Ice. Wyly Foods will feature deep fried oreos, pickles, cheese, funnel cakes and ribbon fries. Don’t fill up just yet! The Great American Barbeque & Beer Festival will feature four eating contests including brats, wings, pie and ribs. All contests will take place in front of the main stage. Contestants must sign up at each sponsors booth at least 30 minutes or more prior to the contest. One winner in each

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Comic/Hypnotist Flip Orley is bringing his outrageously funny one man show to the IMPROV in Tempe, AZ March 27th – 30th.  Since Orley bursted onto the comedy scene over 20 years ago he has single-handedly reshaped the image of hypnosis from its vaudeville image, to an act that is hip and edgy enough for the Millennials. This show consistently makes believers out of the most skeptical audience while they wipe the tears of laughter from their eyes.  Loyal fans across the county can’t wait to storm the stages, hoping to be among the lucky volunteers to grab a seat and become the stars of the show. Comedy club chains have never had a hypnotist that has replicated the incredible crowds, amazing creativity, or quirky sense of humor that Flip brings to each and every one of his shows.

Stand Up Live in Phoenix presents Paul Reiser March 28th & 29th.  Stand-up comedian, actor, and writer Paul Reiser re-emerges on the comedy scene with his quick wit and comedic talent. Comedy patrons across the country are in for a real treat when Reiser hits the stage and unleashes his hilarious insights about the absurdities of modern life.                        A seasoned actor, writer, producer and stand-up comedian, Paul Reiser continues to add to his list of accomplishments.  In addition to cocreating and starring in the critically acclaimed NBC series, “Mad About You,” which garnered him multiple Emmy, Golden Globe, American Comedy Award and Screen Actors Guild nominations for Best Actor in a Comedy Series, Reiser this year starred opposite Matt Damon and Michael Douglas in the Steven Soderbergh-directed HBO movie “Behind The Candelabra,” a film that won eleven primetime Emmy’s. Showtime: Fri. 7:30PM and Sat. 7:00PM & 10:00PM Tickets: $25 Call: 480-7196100 Visit: www.standuplive.com

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GRAMMY winners Gipsy Kings will be returning to the States this May for the second leg of the group’s 25th Anniversary Tour, with a stop here in Chandler on May 25th at the Wild Horse Pass Hotel & Casino. The band will be performing shows in Florida, Texas, Arizona, New Jersey, the Mid West, and Canada.    Opening for the Gipsy Kings will be Ole Noys, comprised of Mickael Baliardo, Cosso Baliardo and Yohan Reyes, sons of the Gipsy Kings Toninno Baliardo and Nicolas Reyes.  Ole Noys’ music is a mixture of old gipsy folk songs mixed with the more contemporary sounds of today.  Gipsy Kings’ album, SAVOR FLAMENCO on Knitting Factory Records, is the group’s first new release in six years.  SAVOR FLAMENCO also marks The Gipsy Kings’ 25th Anniversary of their first U.S. Release, GIPSY KINGS in 1987.  It is also the first time that the Kings have produced themselves and written all of their material.

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Phoenix Center for the Arts and Flamenco Por La Vida present Phoenix Festival de España, a new celebration of Spanish Arts & Culture, March 22nd from 12pm-9pm. Phoenix Festival de España, sponsored in part by Phoenix Remezcla, will take place in the heart of the Downtown art scene at Phoenix Center for the Arts (1202 N 3rd Street) and will feature Flamenco workshops for youth and adults, delicious Spanish food, presentations on Spanish culture, live performances and more!

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ARIZONA THEATRE COMPANY PRESENTS: AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS

PHOENIX SYMPHONY ROCKS THE ROLLING STONES

Friday, March 21st at Phoenix Symphony Hall

From their first Top Ten hit, “Not Fade Away,” in 1964, The Rolling Stones have done just that -- still performing as one of the most electric live bands ever while cementing their status as true rock legends. Now, conductor Brent Havens and the Phoenix Symphony salute the Stones’ more than 50-year legacy with a concert of greatest hits, featuring singer Brody Dolyniuk, the voice of select tracks from the video games Guitar Hero III, The Legends of Rock and Rock Revolution. From “I Can’t Get No (Satisfaction),” “You Can’t Always Get What You Want,” “Ruby Tuesday,” and “Paint It, Black” to “Start Me Up” and “Sympathy for the Devil,” they’ll perform the most memorable

of Living to Do,” “Put on a Happy Face” and “The Telephone Hour.” Desert Stages Theatre Mainstage (4720 N. Scottsdale Rd.)

BYE BYE BIRDIE: ELVIS-INSPIRED MUSICAL COMEDY

April 11 – 27 at Desert Stages Theatre Mainstage In this Tony Award-winning musical favorite, a small town gets turned upside down when hip-thrusting superstar Conrad Birdie -- whose resemblance to Elvis Presley is entirely intentional -- arrives in Sweet Apple, Ohio to give a lucky girl “one last kiss” before his induction into the army. Set in the ‘50s world of soda fountains, screaming fans and Ed Sullivan, this nostalgic show is filled with classic songs like “I’ve Got a Lot

March 27 - April 13 The celebrated off-Broadway comedy, Around the World in 80 Days, which features five actors in a theatrical tour-de-force playing 39 characters from Jules Verne’s classic adventure novel, will come alive through the Arizona Theatre Company production at the Herberger Theater Center, 222 E. Monroe, from March 27-April 13. Adapted by Mark Brown and perfect for the whole family, this hilarious take on the celebrated novel about explorer Phileas Fogg’s attempt to circumnavigate the world in order to win a bet, is directed by David P. Saar, founder and artistic director for the award-winning Childsplay, and boasts an incredible cast of characters.  Along with his man-servant Passepartout, and pursued by the relentless Detective

Fix, Phileas races from London through India, the Far East and across the American frontier in a mad scramble of adventures, romances and cliffhangers. Tickets for Around the World in 80 Days start at $37, are subject to change depending on time, date and section, and are available at www. arizonatheatre.org or by calling the box office at (602) 256-6995.

SIRO-A: Technodelic Experience Siro-A perfectly fuse modern technology with mime, breath-taking optical illusions, movement and comedy all set to a pulsating electro beat. Friday, March 21 · 7:30pm Bella Gaia Beautiful Earth A multimedia show that incorporates NASA satellite imagery, live music and dance to simulate the “Overview Effect” of spaceflight. Friday, March 28 · 7:30pm

Yakov Smirnoff Saturday, March 15 · 7:30pm

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new work by Helguera, a worldrenowned visualand performance artist whose work weaves together personal and historical narratives in the context of socially engaged art and language. The ASU Art Museum, named “the single most impressive venue for contemporary art in Arizona” by Art in America magazine, is part of the Herberger Institute for Design and the Arts at Arizona State University. To learn more, call 480.965.2787 or visit asuartmuseum.asu.edu.

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The Palms Theatre presents How I Became A Pirate, a musical based on the book written by Melinda Long. Children will join the adventures of Jacob Jeremy as he jumps on board to join Capitan Braid Beard and his pirate crew. Buried treasure, sea chanteys, pirate talk--who wouldn’t go along? How I Became A Pirate lands at The Palms Theatre from Wednesday, March 12 through Saturday, April 5, 2014. Tickets to How I Became A Pirate can be purchased online at ThePalmsTheatre.com, by phone, (480) 924-6260, or at the Box Office, located at 5247 E. Brown Road in Mesa. Ticket price is $18 for all ages and includes our kid-friendly buffet; $12 for show only seating.

ASU ART MUSEUM PRESENTS TWO CONCURRENT EXHIBITIONS BY WORLDRENOWNED ARTIST PABLO HELGUERA Opening March 21st The ASU Art Museum is pleased to present two concurrent solo exhibitions of work by artist Pablo Helguera, both of which will open March 21st. “Pablo Helguera: Librería Donceles” and “Pablo Helguera: Chrestomathy,” curated by Julio César Morales, will be the first presentation outside of the East Coast of this

DISNEY ON ICE CELEBRATES 100 YEARS OF MAGIC IS COMING TO PHOENIX

APRIL 10 – 13 / US AIRWAYS CENTER Be part of the festivities when Disney On Ice celebrates 100 Years of Magic comes to Phoenix! More than 65 of Disney’s captivating characters from 18 unforgettable Disney stories come to life in this commemorative celebration, produced by Feld Entertainment. In this lavish ice show, everyone’s favorite sweethearts, Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse, take audiences on a fun-filled adventure, sharing memories with Disney friends including Goofy & Donald Duck; the beloved Disney Princesses; Chip & Dale; Pinocchio & Jiminy Cricket; Belle & The Beast plus many more – and magical moments from Disney’s Aladdin, Mulan, The Lion King plus Disney/Pixar’s Finding Nemo, The Incredibles and Toy Story! Beautifully choreographed skating, breathtaking production numbers, stunning costumes and toe-tapping songs will inspire fond Disney memories. Families can share this Continued on page 16

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REVIEWERS ROUNDTABLE The following are reactions from each of AZ Weekly Entertainment Magazine’s film commentators in an effort to generate a wellrounded overview of this weekend’s new releases.

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Stan Robinson’s reviews reflect the insights of an insider. With more than 22 years of experience in media production, Stan uses his behind-the-scenes expertise to survey a film’s technical attributes and considers the challenges that had to be overcome in order to cinematically present a story. E-mail him at Movies@StanRobinson.org.

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Randy Montgomery’s reactions reveal the emotional intuition of an average moviegoer. With a master’s degree in counseling and education, Randy grounds his opinions in a unique combination of both a movie’s surface entertainment value and its ability to affect him on an even deeper level. E-mail him at Randyjay7694@yahoo.com.

Joseph J. Airdo’s remarks represent the analytical perspective. With a bachelor’s degree in media analysis and criticism from the Walter Cronkite School of Journalism, Joseph contemplates the real life implications and applications of a motion picture’s themes in order to determine its existential purpose. E-mail him at joseph.airdo@gmail. com.

‘Almost Human’

‘John Doe: Vigilante’

Josh Ethier plays a man named Mark who disappears from his home in a brilliant flash of blue light while Graham Skipper plays his friend Seth, who is the last person to see him alive. Now a string of grisly, violent murders leads Seth to believe that Mark is back - and that something evil is inside of him. (NR 80 minutes)

Jamie Bamber plays an ordinary man who fights violence the only way that he knows how - by killing one criminal at a time. Is he a hero or a villain? Are his actions justice or vengeance? You decide. (R - 90 minutes)

Joseph: After a somewhat promising start, “Almost Human” plays it more or less by the 80’s body-snatching book - albeit with a bit more gore than we are used to seeing in the genre - and fails to bring anything new or even the least bit funny to the table. The new horror flick may still be worth a watch for some fans who will be happy to indulge in the resulting nostalgia but it ultimately cannot garner a general recommendation on the grounds that it simply is not all that special.

Joseph: “John Doe: Vigilante” is well-intentioned and, in theory, extremely effective in conveying its messages about the inconsistencies in our justice system and what we need to do (band together) in order to remedy the situation. However, as entertainment, it is far less effective, coming across as a dramatized version of a lecture rather than a fullfledged story that engages viewers. The experience lacks emotion and feels somewhat stilted, similar to an arduously dry documentary.

For ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’ (1968) actor Martin Balsam was hired as the voice of the computer HAL but director Stanley Kubrick felt his voice would be too familiar and recast with Douglas Rain’s voice.

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The following quotes were pulled from interviews conducted by AZ Weekly Entertainment Magazine’s film columnists with talent speaking on behalf of movies recently released in theaters.

Writer/Director Joe Begos (‘Almost Human’) By Joseph J. Airdo

“I grew up in new England. Essentially, most of New England is exactly like a Stephen King story. It is like these very dense woods with a very small town where everybody knows each other. Growing up, I would always watch ‘Unsolved Mysteries.’ And one of my favorite movies was ‘Fire in the Sky.’ One of the things that frightened me more than anything was alien abduction. “I always had these ideas swirling around in my head about how I would attack an alien abduction movie. And I was also a fan of very brutal 80’s-style slashers. So when it came time to make my first movie, I decided to go

back home and do an ‘Evil Dead,’ badtaste style movie and just make the craziest kitchen-sink alien abduction movie that I could. “When you have 10 minutes of such an intense pace and such an intense build ... there is almost no other reaction that you can have than a funny break. When you have the audience in the palm of your hand, you try to figure out a balance of emotion. I see as many horror movies as I can. I am at the theater three times a week, just taking in the audience’s reaction and seeing what makes them tick.

“I was really thinking about that when I was constructing this screenplay because I wanted it to work best when seen with a group of people. To me, that is when horror movies work the best you - when you have a bunch of people around you and you can all kind of react off of each other. It is kind of like a domino effect. It gets everybody going. So it is important to have those screams and gasps and let the audience laugh a little bit so that you can get them white-knuckle again, gripping their armrests.” - Joe Begos

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Writer/Director Kelly Dolen and Co-Writer Stephen M. Coates (‘John Doe: Vigilante’) By Joseph J. Airdo

in addressing the issues is to start talking about them - which isn’t really happening at the moment. In addition, we would like people to consider that if we can become a community again and start looking out for each other - start protecting and caring for each other - then we might actually start to prevent some of these violent crimes.” - Stephen M. Coates “I think the message of ‘John Doe: Vigilante’ is loud and clear; the greater community need to band together as a whole and demand change. If people truly believe the system is failing - that good people are being treated unfairly - then the only way to make a difference is to stand united and make that change.” - Kelly Dolen “It’s quite easy to walk away from ‘John Doe: Vigilante’ fired up and angry about the injustices in the world and the inconsistencies in our justice system. However, our intent with this film was not to start any vigilante activity but rather to stimulate debate, to start a conversation; The first step

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HARLIEN RACING LAUNCHES NEW SWEEPSTAKES CONTEST March 22nd – 23rd at Wild Horse Pass Motorsports Park in Chandler The 2014 Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Series (LOORRS) is about to kick off another exciting season of action packed short course off road motorsports. Rounds 1 & 2 are happening just over a week’s time on March 22nd - 23rd at Wild Horse Pass Motorsports Park in Chandler, Arizona. Gavin Harlien and Harlien Racing are very excited to take on a large field of ultra competitive V8 powered ProLite Trucks. For an additional boost of excitement Harlien Racing has launched a new Sweepstakes Contest looking for a few lucky guests to be a part of the team effort. Team Principle of Harlien Racing, Chris Harlien describes this new opportunity. “A weekend at the track during a Short Course Off Road Race can keep us pretty busy, so we welcome an extra willing hand if they want to pitch in or just kick back. It’s all good! The pits are like a small town, and we always have a great time hanging out with friends and family. We wanted to share this opportunity with fans and attract new ones. Our team sponsors jumped on board to support the outreach intitative and have hooked up an terrific pack of goods that anyone would be stoked on.” A total of 8 winners will be selected, 1 for each of the LOORRS National Event weekends happening throughout the

2014 schedule. Sweepstakes entries are being accepted for the first event rounds right now. Entries are being accepted by posting on the Harlien Racing Facebook Page or by posting a video of yourself and why you should be considered. The 8 lucky winners will not only be an honorary Pit Crew Member but each winner will also

receive great prizes including a Harlien Racing Shirt & Hat, GoPro Hero3, Smith Optics Sun Glasses, Freestyle U.S.A. Watch, A3 Bar’s, and some Lucas Oil swag. Please post your request to be our honorary Pit Crew Member. Videos are suggested but not required and may

provide us with more significant details in helping to select the honorary crewmember. Applicants must be 18 years of age or older to enter, provide their own travel to the events, and wear pants to the races. To be eligible, the potential winners must follow and like the Facebook Pages of Harlien Racing, Lucas Oil Products, Mickey Thompson Tires, Team Associated, Smith Optics, Freestyle Watches, GoPro Cameras, Cali’s Finest Clothing, A3 Energy Bars, Ironclad Gloves, Fox Racing Shox, Simpson Race Products, and Slick Cleaning Products. A grand prize winner will win a Ready-To-Race Team Associated SC-10 Harlien Racing Replica edition at the final round! GOOD LUCK, Share this opportunity with your friends and see you at the races! 

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Excitement Builds for Off Road Nationals at Wild Horse Pass Motorsports Park March 22-23 The excitement over the start of another season of the best short course off road racing in the world will soon reach fever pitch in Phoenix. That’s what happens when you make a good thing better by condensing the weekend schedule and fine-tuning everything involved in putting on the event as officials of the Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Series presented by GEICO have done. The results will be on display when the series opens its sixth season with the E3 Spark Plugs Arizona Nationals presented by GEICO March 22-23 at Wild Horse Pass Motorsports Park in Chandler, Arizona. “We’ve got the greatest fans in the world and whenever we make a change our goal is to make coming to the races more enjoyable for them,” series director Ritchie Lewis said. “That’s what we think we’ve done by scheduling all of our on-track activity over two days instead of three. The fans are going to be able to watch their favorites go through all the steps leading up the race and that’s going to make it much more interesting for

them. We’re excited about it.” All the series events are threeday affairs and in past seasons the first day often had been a combination of tech inspection, practice and qualifying followed by practice, qualifying and racing the next two days. With the new, improved format in effect at Wild Horse Pass, the race teams will unload their equipment, set up their pit area and take their vehicles through tech inspection on Friday, March 21, but there will be no on-track activity. On Saturday, March 22, spectator gates will open at 8:30 a.m., there will be practice and qualifying for all the pro classes from 8:45 to 11:45 and racing will begin at 12:30 p.m. with the Pro Lite Last Chance Qualifier.

The Pro 2, Pro 4, Pro Lite, Pro Buggy and Modified Kart classes all will race on Saturday, but the Junior Karts will race only on Sunday, March 23, when spectator gates again open at 8:30 a.m. There will be qualifying for all classes from 9 to 11 a.m., racing will begin at 11:30 a.m. with the Junior 2 Karts and the final race of the weekend, for the ground-shaking Pro 4 class, is scheduled for 4 p.m. Last year’s event set the tone for the most competitive championship points battles ever, with eventual champion Carl Renezeder sweeping the Pro 4

events, Marty Hart and Renezeder sharing Pro 2 honors, Brian Deegan and RJ Anderson each winning a Pro Lite race and Bradley Morris and Geoff Cooley winning in Pro Buggy. Tickets all are General Admission and are available on-site only. Tickets are priced at $50 for the weekend or $25 for one day, with children 12-andunder free, but $5 off coupons will be available at most area NAPA Auto Parts stores and Circle K convenience stores. For more information on the track, visit www.RaceWildHorse.com.

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- Nelson Mandela

“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” - Timothy Leary

- Dick Cavett

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“There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?”

“Money won’t create success. The freedom to make it will.”

“Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.” - Dame Edna Everage

“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.”

“Women are made to be loved, not understood.”

- Aristotle

- Oscar Wilde

“Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.” - Robert Frost

“It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come.”

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There’s the Breakfast Pot Pie—filled with homemade rosemary sausage gravy smothering a flaky puff pastry. It comes topped with an egg of your style and has browns. Yes, that sounds good. Dr. Seuss would be more than happy to order the Green Eggs and Hamwich— cage free eggs scrambled with spinach and fresh herbs, filled with Niman Ham and melted gruyere, and served with dijon hollandaise on a fresh ciabatta roll served with hashbrowns. Are you sold yet? No. Oh, you are, but you’d just like to hear more? Got it. If you’re in the need for something sweet to set your day off right, scarf down the OMG! French Toast—fresh brioche stuffed with mascarpone and topped with vanilla creme, salted caramel, agave soaked strawberries and toasted coconut. OMG is right. I could literally just copy and paste their entire menu here for you all to see and you’d me amazed at the diversity of what Snooze has to offer. I feel that might be a bit of cheating, though. But, you may ask: the quality? How is the food? It’s great. When I went, I ate the Late Harvest Benny, which consists of wilted Swiss chard, fennel and leeks served atop goat cheese and herb polenta cakes with poached Niman Ranch eggs, cream cheese hollandaise and toasted pine nut crumb. This was honestly one of the best eggs benedict I’ve consumed, and I’ve eaten a lot. The hollandaise sauce was light and fresh, but the real kicker was the addition of leeks to my breakfast plate, and

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the polenta cake. The creativity of the ingredients complement each other so well, you’ll be spinning with excitement. The restaurant itself sits next to Nordstrom Rack, just east of the Biltmore, and usually has a hearty line, but in my experience, it moves quickly. The wait-staff is friendly, and the warm, sunny inside will wake you up quickly. My only complaint about Snooze is the coffee. Normally, I might not go on a diatribe about the coffee at a restaurant, even though coffee is one of the most important components in my daily life. But, I feel so compelled to express my dislike of their coffee for no other reason than their own selfpromoting efforts on the drink. There is a plastic lanyard type of fixture in the middle of every table that has the ridiculously long story about how Snooze’s owner went to Guatemala and found the farm where he gets all of the coffee from for the restaurant. By the time I finished reading the story I was so excited for the coffee I didn’t care about my meal, but when it arrived, my response was: meh. I’ve had better. There was nothing bad about the coffee, but I certainly was expecting a much more jaw-dropping experience considering the hype surrounding the breakfast beverage. If you’d like to check out the full menu go to www.snoozeeatery. com or go to 2045 E. Camelback Rd., Phoenix, AZ 85016 and put your name in for a table. I promise, the wait won’t be too long. The menu is really something to marvel at, just don’t get your hopes up for the coffee.


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search for love, the triumph of right over wrong and the hope for a better world. Oliver! premiered in London’s West End in 1960, scored three Tony Awards for its Broadway debut in 1963 and was made into a six-time Oscar-winning musical film in 1968. Now being presented by new Phoenix production company Copperstar Repertory, this musical theater classic might leave you saying, “Please, sir, I want some more.”

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The intimidation of this seat will cause many players not to sit there or will cause them to play hands incorrectly as to not mess up the cards. If you were sitting at third base and you had the hand of 12 vs the dealer up card of 2, how many of you would hit it even though it is the correct basic strategy play. If you deviate from basic strategy so you don’t get rude comments from the other players, you will cost yourself money. You have to eliminate intimidation from your game. Its tough enough to make money playing blackjack so you have

to play the hands correctly. I personally like to sit at third base and since I am a card counter my strategy is different than basic strategy. For example when my count is negative, I hit 12 vs a dealer up card of 4. It drives the other players crazy and I am often told that I need to learn how to play the game by other players. But these are the same players that can’t understand how I ended up winning while they lost at the end of the day. In fact, I like it when other players get mad and leave the table. I prefer one on one with the dealer because I can get 200 hands in an hour as opposed to only 60 with a full table. Since I have a long term advantage over the Casino it helps me get to the long run expected outcome quicker. Have you ever run across the selfproclaimed blackjack expert at your table? The one who always tells you how you should have played your hand after it’s over. I don’t talk much when I’m playing but not to long ago I doubled Ace -8 vs a dealer up

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card of a 6 and caught a 10, then the dealer caught a 5 to make 21 and beat everyone. When “Mr. Blackjack expert” asked why I did that I simply replied if you don’t know, this game is going to cost you a lot of money. That shut him up because he knew that I knew. So if the correct play is to hit our 12 against the dealers 3, or hit your Ace7 vs the dealer 9, do it. Don’t let any player or seat intimidate you.

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Network Channels Grey’s Anatomy Callie shocks Derek. (N) Å Scandal “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang” (N) ’ Å ABC15 News at 10 (N) (:35) Jimmy Kimmel Live (N) ’ Å ABC Once Upon a Time in Wonderland (N) Å Championship Tournament Update CBS 5 News at 10 (N) (:35) Late Show With David Letterman Å CBS (6:30) 2014 NCAA Basketball Tournament (N) (Live) Å The Vampire Diaries (N) ’ Å Reign Bash determines to uncover the truth. (N) The King of Queens The King of Queens The Simpsons Å American Dad Å That ’70s Show Å CW American Idol Contestants face elimination. ’ FOX 10 News at 9pm (N) ’ Å FOX 10 News at 10pm Modern Family Å TMZ ’ Å FOX Hell’s Kitchen Duos take part in a relay race. Parks and Recreation (:01) Hollywood Game Night (N) ’ Å Parenthood “The Offer” (N) ’ Å 12 News at 10pm (N) (:34) The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC Community (N) Å Doc Martin The wedding of Doc and Louisa. ’ New Tricks Murder of a young mother. Å Arizona Horizon Nightly Business Rpt. Extraordinary Women PBS Check Please! Arizona Horizonte ’ Å Family Feud ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab Å Seinfeld ’ Å Seinfeld ’ Å Community ’ Å Access Hollywood (N) Cops Reloaded Å TELE Family Feud ’ Å Por Siempre Mi Amor (N) (SS) Lo Que la Vida Me Robó (N) (SS) Qué Pobres Tan Ricos (N) (SS) Noticias Univisión Noticiero Uni Familia-Suerte UNI Cable Channels Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Breaking Boston “Girls Gotta Do Better” (N) ’ (:01) Breaking Boston A&E Duck Dynasty Å ››› “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” (1971, Fantasy) Gene Wilder, Jack Albertson. The 700 Club Å ABC FAM ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003, Comedy) Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman, Jennifer Aniston. ››› “Face/Off” (1997, Action) John Travolta, Nicolas Cage, Joan Allen. An FBI agent and a violent terrorist switch identities. Å (:01) ›› Beowulf AMC (4:30) ››› “The Departed” (2006) Å › “Honey 2” (2011, Drama) Katerina Graham, Randy Wayne, Seychelle Gabriel. Å BET ››› “Precious” (2009) Gabourey Sidibe. Pregnant and abused, a Harlem teen looks for a way to change her life. (:45) The Real Housewives of New York City Housewives/NYC The Millionaire Matchmaker (N) ’ Online Dating Rituals of the American Male (N) What Happens BRAVO Housewives/NYC Uncle Grandpa Teen Titans Go! Johnny Test ’ Å King of the Hill Å The Cleveland Show American Dad Å American Dad Å Family Guy ’ Å CARTOON World of Gumball (:15) ››› “Big” (1988, Comedy) Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins, Robert Loggia. ’ Å ›› “Warm Bodies” (2013) Nicholas Hoult, Teresa Palmer. ’ Å CINEMAX (6:50) › “Date Movie” (2006) ’ Å Anderson Cooper 360 Å To Be Announced Chicagoland “Fireworks” Forensic Files CNN Chicagoland “Fireworks” (N) Daily Show Chappelle’s Show Chappelle’s Show It’s Always Sunny Tosh.0 Å Review (N) Å Tosh.0 Å Daily Show COMEDY The Colbert Report Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program The Movie Loft Paid Program Paid Program COX 7 Paid Program Clash of the Ozarks ’ Å Lords of the Car Hoards ’ Å Fast N’ Loud ’ Å Car Hoards DISC Clash of the Ozarks ’ Å A.N.T. Farm ’ Å “Radio Rebel” (2012, Drama) Debby Ryan, Sarena Parmar. ’ Å (:40) Dog With a Blog (:05) Austin & Ally ’ Good Luck Charlie ’ Jessie ’ Å DISNEY Jessie ’ Å E! 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(N) ’ (Live) Saint George (N) Anger Management ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. ›› “The Hangover Part II” (2011, Comedy) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis. FX ›› “Tron: Legacy” (2010) Jeff Bridges. Sam, son of Kevin Flynn,finds himself in his father’s cyberworld. Å › “Max Payne” (2008, Action) Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis. Å FXM (5:00) Tron: Legacy Golf Central (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, First Round. GOLF (6:00) PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, First Round. Girls “I Saw You” ’ ›› “The Great Gatsby” (2013) Leonardo DiCaprio. A would-be writer lives next to a mysterious millionaire. ’ Å Katie HBO (6:00) ›› “One Day” (2011) ’ Å House Hunters Å Renovation Raiders “Craft Room Reno” (N) Rehab Addict Å Rehab Addict Å House Hunters (N) Hunters Int’l New House New Life HGTV Hunters Int’l Pawn Stars Å Pawn Stars Å Pawn Stars Å Pawn Stars (N) Å Pawn Stars (N) Å Vikings Ragnar and Ecbert come face to face. 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The 1955 civil-rights bus boycott changes a housewife and her maid in Montgomery, Ala.

The men of Charlie Company try to take Guadalcanal Island from the Japanese in World War II.

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Chaos reigns when a young woman invites her estranged family to her apartment for the first Thanksgiving dinner she has ever cooked.

After a rival crook hires a pair of bumbling thieves to rob their card game, mobsters hire a reluctant hit man to settle the score.

6:30 a.m. on HBO

10:05 a.m. on STARZ

CASINO

BIG

Blind since childhood, Ray Charles overcomes poverty, hardship and addiction and becomes an American music legend.

A store owner, who sells only vinyl records, has a midlife crisis, assesses his life and tries to win back an ex-girlfriend.

3:50 p.m. on CINEMAX

8:15 p.m. on CINEMAX A wishing machine turns a boy into a 35-year-old man with a fun job and a girlfriend.

TIN MEN

FIVE FINGERS

A New York bookie and his pal turn a Las Vegas casino into an empire, then one’s money-hungry wife helps bring it down.

7:45 a.m. on TMC

2 p.m. on TMC

Rival aluminum-siding salesmen declare war in 1963 Baltimore.

An idealistic Dutch relief worker must prove his innocence to a terrorist leader who kidnapped him within moments of his arrival in Morocco.

THE COLOR OF MONEY 6 p.m. on TMC In this sequel to 1961’s “The Hustler,” Eddie Felson teaches a talented but naive newcomer the tricks of his trade.

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LAST MAN STANDING 7 p.m. on ABC When Boyd (Flynn Morrison) starts having behavior problems at school, a counselor suggests he be medicated for attentiondeficit hyperactivity disorder — to which Mike and Ryan vehemently object.

SPORTS

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9 a.m. on CBS

Squidward is stuck indoors with SpongeBob and Patrick during a storm; Plankton creates an underground restaurant that threatens to put the Krusty Krab out of business.

10:30 a.m. on TBS 11 a.m. on TNT 11:30 a.m. on CBS

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WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?

1 p.m. on TBS

A.N.T. FARM

1:30 p.m. on TNT

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7 p.m. on CW

3:45 p.m. on TBS

Actress Kat Graham guest stars in the season premiere, joining ensemble members Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie, Wayne Brady and the week’s guest comedian, Greg Proops, for a half-hour of improvisational games prompted by the studio audience.

THE NEIGHBORS 7:31 p.m. on ABC Debbie’s (Jami Gertz) estranged mother, Janet (Rhea Perlman), invites the Weavers to her time share in San Diego to meet the 10-year-old boy (Brandon Severs) whom she’s just adopted.

GRIMM 8 p.m. on NBC Nick and Hank’s investigation of a double homicide leads them to a traveling carnival whose performers aren’t what they seem.

HANNIBAL 9:01 p.m. on NBC The team investigates the discovery of a body in a meadow with its cranial cavity turned into a beehive. When Beverly Katz secretly consults with Will on the mural killer case, he tells her that he’s sure Hannibal put the killer in the mural and encourages her to prove that Hannibal is the Chesapeake Ripper and Copycat Killer.

4 p.m. on CBS

HOMEFRONT It’s rare that Sylvester Stallone writes a movie he didn’t also have some other hand in, but that’s the case with his screenplay — based on a Chuck Logan novel — for this familiar but effective 2013 melodrama with Jason Statham as an ex-DEA agent seeking a quieter life for himself and his young daughter (Izabela Vidovic). They move to a town where he eventually ends up in a battle with a local drug lord (James Franco). Kate Bosworth and Winona Ryder co-star.

KINGDOM OF CONQUERORS

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NBA BASKETBALL 7 p.m. on FSAZ Detroit Pistons at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways Center in Phoenix.

PGA TOUR GOLF 12 p.m. on GOLF Arnold Palmer Invitational, Second Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla.

A Taoist priest, rumored to know the secret of immortality, sets forth to end Genghis Khan’s string of bloody conquests.

The new flagship Z-Store in New York City opens; Chyna connects with a street performer; Fletcher get the opportunity to move to New York.

DOG WITH A BLOG 8:30 p.m. on DISNEY Avery is excited to attend the school dance with Wes and secretly seeks dance lessons from her neighbor, Karl but things do not turn out as planned.

JESSIE 10:30 p.m. on DISNEY Future Jessie appears from an elevator time machine to warn present Jessie to run for her life. She tells Jessie that when Ravi grows up, he invents a robot version of Bertram that evolves into an army which tries to destroy Jessie and the world.

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A crazed killer unleashes bloody terror at a haunted-house attraction.

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A masked hero’s quest to bring a dangerous criminal to justice leaves his own life and reputation in tatters.

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Moyers & Company ’ PBS Washington Week Family Feud ’ Å Cash Cab ’ Å Cash Cab Å Seinfeld “The Implant” Seinfeld ’ Å Community ’ Å Access Hollywood (N) Cops Reloaded Å TELE Family Feud ’ Å Por Siempre Mi Amor (N) (SS) Lo Que la Vida Me Robó (N) (SS) Qué Pobres Tan Ricos (N) (SS) Noticias Univisión Noticiero Uni Familia-Suerte UNI Cable Channels The First 48 A young woman is set on fire. ’ After the First 48 “Burned Alive” (N) ’ Å Beyond Scared Straight (N) ’ Å (:01) Those Who Kill A&E The First 48 “Killer Debt; House of Rage” ’ ››› “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” (2005, Fantasy) Tilda Swinton. Children and a mystical lion unite against the White Witch. The 700 Club Å ABC FAM Willy Wonka ››› “Braveheart” (1995, Historical Drama) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau, Patrick McGoohan. A Scottish rebel rallies his countrymen against England. Å AMC (5:00) ››› “Face/Off” (1997) John Travolta. Scandal Olivia faces a difficult decision. Å Scandal ’ Å BET ›› “The Family That Preys” (2008, Drama) Kathy Bates, Alfre Woodard. Greed and scandal test the mettle of two family matriarchs. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Real Housewives of New York City Å How to Lose BRAVO Blood, Sweat & Heels “Heels on the Hudson” Adventure Time World of Gumball Annoying Orange King of the Hill Å The Cleveland Show American Dad Å American Dad Å Family Guy ’ Å CARTOON Steven Universe (:10) ›› “Broken City” (2013, Crime Drama) Mark Wahlberg, Russell Crowe. ’ Å ›› “There’s Something About Mary” (1998) Cameron Diaz. ’ CINEMAX (6:15) ››› “The Conjuring” (2013) ’ Å Unguarded Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown Anderson Cooper 360 Å Crossfire Unguarded Anthony Bourd. CNN CNN Spotlight (N) Daily Show Futurama ’ Å Futurama ’ Å Key & Peele Å Key & Peele Å Tosh.0 Å Tosh.0 Å South Park Å COMEDY The Colbert Report Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program The Movie Loft Paid Program Paid Program COX 7 Paid Program Sons of Guns (N) ’ Å Sons of Guns “Will Power” (N) ’ Å Game of Stones The Tanzanian bush country. (:01) Sons of Guns ’ DISC Sons of Guns SOCOM’s order is complete. ’ A.N.T. Farm (N) Å Dog With a Blog (N) (:15) I Didn’t Do It ’ (:40) Liv & Maddie ’ (:05) Austin & Ally ’ Jessie ’ Å Jessie ’ Å DISNEY (6:20) “Radio Rebel” (2012) Debby Ryan. ’ E! News (N) E! News Fashion Police (N) Hello Ross (N) The Fabulist Chelsea Lately E! SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) ESPN College Wrestling Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive FOOD Diners, Drive The O’Reilly Factor Å The Kelly File Hannity Greta Van Susteren FNC Hannity (N) The Offseason 2014 Å FOX Sports Live (N) (Live) Å Ultimate Fighter: Canada vs. Australia FOX Sports Live (N) (Live) Å FOX Sports Live Å FS1 Suns Live! Post Game Suns Live! Post Game D-Backs Wkly Fight Sports: In 60 FSAZ NBA Basketball Detroit Pistons at Phoenix Suns. From US Airways Center in Phoenix. (N) ’ (Live) How I Met/Mother How I Met/Mother ››› “Wanted” (2008, Action) James McAvoy, Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie. An office drone becomes part of a secret society of assassins. ››› Wanted (2008) FX (:39) FXM Presents ››› “X-Men: First Class” (2011, Action) James McAvoy. The early years of Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr. Å (:39) FXM Presents › Lost Souls (2000) FXM X-Men: First Class Golf Central (N) (Live) PGA Tour Golf Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, First Round. From Biloxi, Miss. GOLF (6:00) PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, Second Round. (:45) ›› “Oblivion” (2013) Tom Cruise. A stranger’s arrival triggers one man’s battle to save mankind. ’ Å Real Time With Bill Maher (N Same-day Tape) VICE (N) ’ Å HBO Hobbit-Unexpected Hunters Int’l Renovation Realities Renovation Realities Renovation Realities Renovation Realities House Hunters Å Hunters Int’l Hunters Int’l HGTV Hunters Int’l Pawn Stars Å Counting Cars Å Counting Cars Å Counting Cars Å Counting Cars Å Counting Cars Å Counting Cars Å (:02) Counting Cars HISTORY Pawn Stars Å To Be Announced Celebrity Wife Swap ’ Å Off Their Rockers Off Their Rockers Off Their Rockers LIFE Wife Swap Workaholic; overprotective. 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KINGDOM OF HEAVEN

THE CONJURING

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In 19th-century France, ex-prisoner Jean Valjean, pursued for many years by ruthless policeman Javert, agrees to care for a factory worker’s daughter.

During the Crusades, a young blacksmith rises to knighthood and protects Jerusalem from invading forces.

11:15 p.m. on STARZ

THE AVIATOR

STAGE BEAUTY

Paranormal investigators Lorraine and Ed Warren confront a powerful demonic entity when they try to help parents and children being terrorized in their secluded farmhouse.

10:20 a.m. on STARZ

2 p.m. on TMC

THE IMPOSSIBLE

CLERKS

During the 1930s and ’40s, wealthy industrialist Howard Hughes gains fame as a movie producer, airplane designer and pilot.

In 17th-century London, a famous actor’s devoted dresser becomes the first female to play women’s roles.

GOSFORD PARK

10:30 p.m. on SHOW A couple and their three sons encounter terror, courage and compassion following the December 2004 tsunami that devastated Thailand.

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN Peter Parker’s quest to solve his parents’ disappearance puts him on a collision course with a scientist’s deadly alter ego, the Lizard.

3:30 a.m. on TMC A 22-year-old clerk takes in a day’s worth of customers at a convenience store in New Jersey.

4 p.m. on TMC Domestic servants and their aristocratic masters are equally suspect in the wake of a murder at a lavish British estate.

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JESSIE

2 p.m. on ESPN

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5 p.m. on TCM

Nationwide Series. From Auto Club Speedway in Fontana, Calif.

Jessie asks Emma to invite the new girl from the building to her party as a welcoming gesture.

This “pink panther” turned into a cash cow for writer-director Blake Edwards, thanks to the magical alchemy that occurred when Peter Sellers was cast as bumbling Inspector Clouseau, a role originally intended for Peter Ustinov.

SORORITY SURROGATE 8 p.m. on LIFE Cassie Steele stars in this new drama as 21-year-old college student Valerie, who becomes a surrogate mother to a wealthy young couple to earn some much-needed money for school.

THE HANGOVER PART III 8:15 p.m. on HBO The third and final round of director Todd Phillips’ comedy series also factors in some action-adventure, as Alan’s decision to go off his meds prompts his pals to help him get back on track.

JOHN LEGUIZAMO’S GHETTO KLOWN 10 p.m. on HBO The actor and comedian takes his audience on a roller-coaster ride through his life, from his childhood through his early days as an actor to his later success in films and television.

AUSTIN CITY LIMITS 11 p.m. on PBS The first jazz performer to win the best new artist Grammy and the youngest instructor in the history of the prestigious Berklee College of Music, Esperanza Spalding and her band, Radio Music Society, take the stage in this episode.

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MLB BASEBALL 7 p.m. on FSAZ Los Angeles Dodgers at Arizona Diamondbacks. From Sydney, Australia.

INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS

2014 NCAA BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT

Filmmaking siblings Joel and Ethan Coen (“Fargo”) again earned wide acclaim for their 2013 portrait of a fictional early-1960s folk singer, superbly played by Oscar Isaac. While lacking social graces, Llewyn Davis has undeniable talent, which he tries to parlay into stardom as he encounters a variety of people during a weeklong odyssey. John Goodman gives a colorful performance in a cast that also includes Carey Mulligan and Justin Timberlake.

Sam and Cat promise to buy a doll for a girl if she raises her grades; Sam and Cat are financially strained; Goomer loses his lucky shirt.

4 p.m. on TBS 4:30 p.m. on CBS 5:30 p.m. on TNT

A young woman develops horrifying symptoms after she indulges in a onenight stand with a random stranger.

PGA TOUR GOLF

RETURN TO NUKE ’EM HIGH: VOLUME 1

Arnold Palmer Invitational, Third Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla.

11 a.m. on NBC

Teenage lesbians battle mutant classmates at Tromaville High School.

11 a.m. on GOLF

FORGETTING THE GIRL

Arnold Palmer Invitational, Spotlight Coverage. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla.

8:30 p.m. on NICK Louie makes up a story about Ray’s occupation on parent career day at his ghost school.

MICKEY MOUSE 9:50 p.m. on DISNEY Mickey and Donald attempt to make Goofy’s dream come true by building a theme park made of potatoes.

Champions: Mississippi Gulf Resort Classic, Second Round. From Biloxi, Miss.

A man crosses paths with a dirty cop and an assassin when he scoops up a bag of cash following a fatal car accident.

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In 1944, young Allen Ginsberg has a rival for the affections of his charismatic classmate Lucien Carr. When the rival is found dead, Carr, William Burroughs and Jack Kerouac are arrested for murder.

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Life steers a passionate musician away from composing and toward a teaching career.

Filmmaker Christina Voros examines the work of Italian fashion designer Frida Giannini.

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To pay back casino boss Terry Benedict, Danny Ocean and his team of criminals plan an elaborate heist in Europe.

After a malevolent enemy reduces his world to rubble, Tony Stark must rely on instinct and ingenuity to protect those he loves as he searches for a way to avenge his losses.

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Los Angeles police detectives crush a guns-to-gangs operation with a wild woman from internal affairs.

An unexpected bond begins to form between a man trying to rebuild his life and a young woman promising to help him reunite with his estranged wife.

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THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2:25 p.m. on STARZ Peter Parker’s quest to solve his parents’ disappearance puts him on a collision course with a scientist’s deadly alter ego, the Lizard.

DAZED AND CONFUSED 4 a.m. on TMC Assorted teens waste another day of school before getting down to wasting summer in 1976 Austin, Texas.

A long-smoldering flame is rekindled when a once-popular opera star reunites with her ex-husband and fellow performers at a retirement home for musicians.

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RESURRECTION 8 p.m. on ABC As Henry (Kurtwood Smith) struggles to accept that Jacob is really his son, opening the boy’s grave raises more questions than it answers. Bellamy and Maggie look in the river for clues to the deaths of Jacob and Caleb and learn something about Caleb’s criminal past.

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Nelson Mandela serves 27 years in prison, is instrumental in the abolishment of apartheid and eventually becomes South Africa’s president.

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An ex-con tries to pull away from a life of crime, but the temptation proves too strong, bringing his already strained relationship with his policeman brother to the breaking point.

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TEEN TITANS GO! 8:30 p.m. on CARTOON Cyborg wants Pain Bot to become his robot sidekick.

Arnold Palmer Invitational, Spotlight Coverage. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla.

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Sherlock Holmes ’ (Part 1 of 2) Å Sherlock Holmes PBS Secrets of the Tower of London ’ Å WithoutWalls.TV Reginald Steele Fresh Start TV Fire & Water Teaching. Kenneth Cox Ministries Paid Program TELE Palm Valley Church Nuestra Belleza Latina (N) (SS) (:05) Sal y Pimienta (SS) (:15) Acción Deportiva Noticiero Tras la Verdad (N) UNI Cable Channels Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty Å Duck Dynasty “Till Duck Do Us Part” ’ Å (:01) Duck Dynasty ’ A&E Duck Dynasty Å ››› “Monsters, Inc.” (2001, Comedy) Voices of John Goodman, Billy Crystal. The Fosters ’ Å ABC FAM ››› “Monsters, Inc.” (2001, Comedy) Voices of John Goodman, Billy Crystal. The Walking Dead The group considers things. The Walking Dead “Us” (N) Å (:01) Talking Dead Guests discuss “Us.” Å The Walking Dead AMC The Walking Dead One group finds a shelter. ›› “Lean on Me” (1989, Docudrama) Morgan Freeman, Robert Guillaume. A principal takes a hard line on school violence and drugs. Å The Game Å BET (5:30) ›› “Just Wright” (2010) Å The Real Housewives of Atlanta “Mexi-Loco” Blood, Sweat & Heels “Reunion” (N) The Real Housewives of Atlanta “Mexi-Loco” What Happens BRAVO The Real Housewives of Atlanta Steven Universe Teen Titans Go! King of the Hill Å King of the Hill Å Bob’s Burgers Å Bob’s Burgers Å Family Guy ’ Å CARTOON (6:00) ››› “Shrek” (2001) Eddie Murphy (:40) ››› “The Negotiator” (1998) Samuel L. Jackson. A top police negotiator is accused of committing murder. ’ ››› “The Conjuring” (2013) Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson. ’ Å CINEMAX (5:20) The Island ’ Death Row Stories Death Row Stories Chicagoland “Fireworks” Death Row Stories CNN Chicagoland “Fireworks” South Park “Wing” South Park Å South Park Å South Park Å South Park Å Futurama (Part 1 of 4) COMEDY South Park “Canceled” South Park “Butt Out” South Park Å Su Vida (Your Life) Step Outside Sam the Cooking Guy The Stem Journals Su Vida (Your Life) Step Outside The Movie Loft Paid Program COX 7 The Stem Journals Naked and Afraid (N) ’ Å Naked and Afraid Jeff and Eva journey to Madagascar. (N) ’ Å (:17) Naked After Dark (:01) Naked and Afraid DISC Naked and Afraid ’ Å (:45) “Teen Beach Movie” (2013, Musical) Ross Lynch, Maia Mitchell, Grace Phipps. ’ Å I Didn’t Do It ’ Å Austin & Ally ’ Å DISNEY (6:45) ›› “High School Musical 3: Senior Year” (2008) Zac Efron. 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The Decepticons renew their battle against the Autobots. ›› “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” (2011) FX › “10 Things I Hate About You” (1999, Comedy) Heath Ledger, Julia Stiles. 10 Things I Hate FXM ›› “Dear John” (2010, Romance) Channing Tatum, Amanda Seyfried, Henry Thomas. GOLF (6:30) PGA Tour Golf Arnold Palmer Invitational, Final Round. From Bay Hill Club & Lodge in Orlando, Fla. (:15) ›› “The Hangover Part III” (2013) Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms. (Subtitled-English) ’ Å Girls ’ Å VICE ’ Å Girls ’ Å HBO (6:15) ››› “War of the Worlds” (2005) ’ Hunters Int’l Beachfront Bargain Beachfront Bargain Hawaii Life Å Hawaii Life Å Living Alaska (N) Living Alaska (N) House Hunters Å HGTV House Hunters Å Ax Men A drastic toothache remedy. Å Ax Men (N) Å No Man’s Land “Living on the Edge” (N) Å Cryptid: Beast HISTORY Pawn Stars “Air Mail” Pawn Stars Å Drop Dead Diva “Truth & Consequences; Soulmates” Jane takes a pro bono case. 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WAR OF THE WORLDS 8 a.m. on HBO A New Jersey man and his two children face an epic battle for survival when hostile aliens invade Earth.

THE CONJURING 10:35 a.m. on CINEMAX Paranormal investigators Lorraine and Ed Warren confront a powerful demonic entity when they try to help parents and children being terrorized in their secluded farmhouse.

AIN’T THEM BODIES SAINTS 2:15 p.m. on TMC A man takes the fall for his lover’s crime, then four years later breaks out of prison to find her and their young daughter, who was born during his incarceration.

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Eight years after he took the blame for Harvey Dent’s death and vanished into the night, Batman is forced out of his self-imposed exile by a cunning cat burglar and a merciless terrorist called Bane.

IRON MAN 3 5:45 p.m. on STARZ After a malevolent enemy reduces his world to rubble, Tony Stark must rely on instinct and ingenuity to protect those he loves as he searches for a way to avenge his losses.

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CONAN THE BARBARIAN 2:30 a.m. on TMC Pit fighter Conan sets out with a Mongol and a queen to take his father’s sword from a snake king.

MAGIC MIKE 3:55 a.m. on HBO A male stripper takes a newcomer under his wing and instructs him in the fine arts of partying, picking up women, and making plenty of money.

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We will start with Trefoils. Trefoils are the most traditional of all Girl Scout cookies. They are a shortbread cookie, which means they are very heavy on butter, but otherwise kind of light. These cookies cry out for something with a little bit of body, but not too much richness, lest you step on the butter. My thought here is a nice barleywine. How about the richness of an Old Stock from North Coast? This beer is like a fine port. It is very high gravity, weighing in at 11.8% ABV and very well hopped, albeit English hops. The English hops leave a subtle hop quality that blends very nicely with the butter in the cookie. Alternatives might be another barleywine like Bridgeport Old Knucklehead. You could also try a brown ale, maybe Big Sky Moose Drool as a nice complement. Do-Si-Dos…the peanut butter sandwich cookie. I’m thinking that hops will go well with the peanut goodness of this cookie. Great bitterness and a nice carbonation level will work wonders with this cookie. Since it is the season, how about some Bell’s Hopslam? Six different hops with a touch of honey makes this a killer combination. You could also consider a very complimentary pairing, something with a little bit of sweetness to pair up with the peanut butter. Kind of a little chocolate and beer sort of thing. Since we do not get the consummate chocolate peanut butter beer in Arizona…that would be Du Claw’s Sweet Baby Jesus, the next best option would be a nice

chocolaty beer…how about Great Divide Chocolate Oak Aged Yeti? Nice chocolate flavor with just a hint of chili pepper on the finish gets the job done. Straight chocolate works well too, try Sonoran White Chocolate with this cookie.

Savannah Smiles are the most recent lemon flavored cookie from the Girl Scouts. This is a tangy, tart, shortbread cookie, so we want to look at a few flavors here. My first choice is a nice German style Hefeweizen… I am thinking Schneider EdelWeisse. The banana and clove in this beer is frequently complemented by a lemon, so why not make it a lemon flavored cookie? I would also look at something done in the Berliner Weisse style. Bell’s Oarsman, or New Belgium’s latest offering, Snapshot, fits the bill. Both provide a hint of tartness at the end which would match up perfectly with the lemon flavor in the cookie. Tagalongs are another peanut butter cookie, but this time in patty form, enrobed in rich chocolate. Certainly the aforementioned Chocolate Oak Aged Yeti would work wonders with this cookie, but let’s reach a little further. Step into this one with Left Hand Milk Stout. Go with either the nitro version or the original to create a nice chocolate complement to this richly flavored cookie. Want a little counterpoint? Try a tart beer like a Flemish Red with this cookie. I am thinking that Petrus Aged Red is perfect, but you could not go wrong with either Duchesse de Bourgogne of Monk’s Café Flemish Red. The nice

lactic tartness will balance out the chocolate and allow the overall flavor of the cookie to shine. If you really want to reach, look at a hoppy Belgian Ale. Something like Piraat to hit this mark.

We are coming down to the last couple. Next up is Samoas. This is an incredible pairing of caramel and toasted coconut, and chocolate with just a little bit of cookie. Samoas sound like a stand-alone cookie, but we have just the right beer here in Arizona for this one. Papago Coconut Joe hits the spot. Starting off with a base beer that is a milk stout infused with Irish Cream flavored coffee bean and then adding in coconut is almost unfair to this cookie. The caramel will keep the cookie in the forefront,

but the beer will play off of the rest of the flavors so nicely, you may not realize if you are eating or drinking. An alternative would be Breckenridge Vanilla Porter. The natural vanilla beans in the blend would go a long way to complementing the caramel in the cookie and the roast would handle the other flavors. Coconut Joe and Vanilla Porter are definitely the on-two punch here.

Last and not least are the classic… Thin Mints. Thin Mints are almost too easy. You need something with a rich, roasted malt flavor…maybe some chocolate sweetness…and a lot of alcohol. You got it…I am describing North Coast Old Rasputin and/or Great Divide Yeti here. If you like Belgian beers, Gulden Draak would also work wonders with this cookie. There you have our suggestions for great pairings with Girl Scout cookies. We try to be full service here. Next week, look for a preview to Arizona Beer Week, including our listing of the top fifteen (or so) events to attend. Until next week…cheers.

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Gordon Biersch 18545 N. Allied Way Scottsdale 85054 Ask for: Golden Export, Hefeweizen, Czech Pilsner Papago Brewing Company 7107 E. McDowell Rd. Scottsdale 85251 Ask for: Orange Blossom, Hopago IPA, El Robusto Porter The Yard House 7014 E. Camelback Rd. Scottsdale 85251 Ask for: Papago Orange Blossom, Abita Purple Haze, Bear Republic Racer 5

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Cave Creek Tap Haus 6900 east cave Creek Road Cave Creek, AZ 85331 Ask for: Krombacher Pils, Lost Coast Great White, SunUp Trooper IPA Chop & Wok 10425 N. Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale, AZ 85253 Oskar Blues Ten Fidy, Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout, Grand Canyon Pilsner, Green Flash Hop Head Red, Sonoran White Chocolate Ale Culinary Dropout 7135 E. Camelback Scottsdale, 85251 Ask for: SanTan Epicenter, Abita Purple Haze, Breckenridge Avalanche Amber Four Peaks Brewery 15730 N. Pima Rd. Scottsdale 85260 Ask for: Kilt Lifter, 8th St. Ale, Hop Knot IPA Goldie’s Sports Cafe 10135 E. Via Linda Scottsdale, 85258 Ask for: Blue Moon, Alaskan Amber, New Belgium Seasonals, New Belgium 1554

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No. 1 Premium Beer in Germany

The Hungry Monk 1760 W. Chandler Blvd Chandler, 85224 Ask for: Bell’s Two Hearted, The Lost Abbey Judgment Day, Ballast Point Sculpin Gordon Biersch 2218 E. Williams Field Rd. Gilbert 85296 Ask for: Golden Export, Hefeweizen, Czech Pilsner Iguana Macks 1371 N. Alma School Rd. Chandler 85224 Ask for: San Tan Epicenter, Blue Moon, SanTan Devil’s Ale Irish Republic 58 S. San Marcos Pl. Chandler 85225 Ask for: Irish Republic Amber, Sleepy Dog Red Rover, KilKenny’s Irish Cream Ale BoomBozz Tap House 1026 E. Gilbert Road Gilbert AZ Ask for: SanTan Devil’s Ale, Bell’s Oberon, Pyramid Hefeweizen

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ZIPPS Sports Grill 3950 W. Ray Rd Chandler, 85226 Ask for: Blue Moon, Alaskan Amber 1st Round Draft 1520 West Warner rd Gilbert AZ 85233 Fat Tire, Devil’s Ale, Left Hand Milk Stout Nitro

Old Chicago 1656 S. Alma School Rd. Mesa, 85210 Ask for: Lost Coast Great White, Moose Drool, Abita Turbodog

The Beer with the Red Stairs. www.worldclassbeer.com

TT Roadhouse 2915 N. 68th St. Scottsdale 85251 Ask for: Ska Modus Hoperandi IPA, Moose Drool, San Tan Devil’s Ale

Old Chicago 6821 E. Superstition Springs Blvd Mesa 85209 Ask for: Papago Orange Blossom, Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat, SanTan Hopshock

ZIPPS Sports Grill 14148 N. 100th St. Scottsdale, 85259 Ask for: Blue Moon, Alaskan Amber, New Belgium 1554

Public House Garage 4855 East Warner Road Phoenix, AZ 85044-3308 Ask for: SanTan Epicenter, Oskar Blues Mama’s Little Yella Pils, Papago Oragne Blossom

ZIPPS Sports Grill 8380 E. Via De Ventura Scottsdale, 85258 Ask for: Blue Moon, Alaskan Amber

San Tan Brewery 8 S. San Marcos Plaza Chandler,85225 Ask for:Sun Spot Gold, Devils Ale, Hopshock

ZIPPS Sports Grill 6501 E. Greenway Pkwy Scottsdale 85254 Ask for: Blue Moon, Alaskan Amber

Sun Devil Liquors Cellar 235 N. Country Club Drive Mesa, 85201 Ask for: Dale’s Pale Ale, Anderson Valley Summer Solstice, SKA Modus Hoperandi

Ohhh it’s Summer time

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DAVID GUETTA TO PERFORM AT MĀYĀ DAY + NIGHTCLUB Multi-Grammy award winning DJ makes first appearance in the Valley on April 6 Māyā Day + Nightclub, Steve LeVine Entertainment & Public Relations (SLE) and Disco Donnie Presents (DDP) announce Grammy Award winning producer and DJ, David Guetta will perform for the first time in the Valley on Sunday, April 6. Māyā Day + Nightclub is located at 7333 E. Indian Plaza in Scottsdale, AZ. Doors open at 11 a.m. and the event is 21 years and older. Hailing from Paris, France, Pierre David Guetta has built a successful DJ career since the 1980s playing at nightclubs all over France. Guetta’s music has been described as a mix between electro and French house while crossing the line between being an underground DJ and having huge crossover success. Since 2002,

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Guetta has sold over six million albums and 15 million singles worldwide. To purchase tickets please visit www.MāyāClubAZ.com or www.sletickets.com. For VIP table and Cabana reservations contact host at VIP@ MayaClubAZ.com.

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People Who Could Fly, From Thin Air, The Saving Pointe, Starcross, Westcott Avenue, Cartoon Lion, Westcott Avenue

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WED 3/26 • 5:30 PM • All Ages The Absence

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NILE ROSS, MCAVERY, .CULT

Metal • $10 / $13

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SAT 3/15 • 6:30 pm • All Ages Autumn's End

TuE 4/2 • 7:00 pm • All Ages

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Inner Chaos, Play For Blood, Materium, Shadows of Oblivion, Dichotomize

Eliot Lipp, Pigeon John DJ Fresh

METAL • $10 / $12

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MAD CADDIES

BEHEMOTH, GOATWHORE 1349, InquISITIOn, BLACK CROWn InITIATE

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One Be Lo Chaos Festival Grouch & Eligh Vayden Metal Alliance Wayne Static Ghoul

4/12 4/13 4/15 4/18 4/18 4/19 4/23

Ace's Wild Mad Caddies T-Mills Saliva Bear Ghost Stateline Cellador

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LIVE MUSIC VENUES MUSICALINSTRUMENT INSTRUMENTMUSEUM MUSEUM MUSICAL INSTRUMENT MUSICAL MUSEUM 476-8000,4725 4725E. E.MAYO MAYOBLVD. BLVD. (480) (480)476-8000,

MARCH 21ST: 10 YEARS – UNPLUGGED MARCH 22ND: UMPHREY’S MCGEE

MARCH 20TH: LIFE’S A DRAG. PARTY LIKE A QUEEN, OLIVIA GARDENS MARCH 21ST: LONDON GRAMMAR, HIGHASAKITE MARCH 22ND: FLAMENCO POR LA VIDA, THE SWORD

MARCH 19TH: THE ORWELLS, WEEKEND, ADDACITY, TWIN PEAKS, CITIES AVIV MARCH 20TH: SUPERNATURAL – A TRIBUTE TO THE MUSIC OF SANTANA W/ KEITH ‘LAUGH TIL IT HERTZ MARCH 22ND: THE REPEAT OFFENDERS, DAVE RILEY & BOB CORRITORE JUKE JOINT BLUES BAND MARCH 23RD: AFTON SHOWCASE

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MARCH 22ND: TRACE BUNDY W/ SUNGHA JUNG MARCH 26TH: ASU BRASS FACULTY

WWW.THEMIM.ORG

SOY MISS QUINCE MARCH 23RD

MARCH 21ST: PHOENIX CHAMBER MUSIC SOCIETY: FESTIVAL CONCERT THEATER MARCH 22ND: PHOENIX SONS OF COMEDY LAKESIDE

WWW.TEMPE.GOV/TCA

CLUB RED

(480) 469-4733 •2155 E. UNVERSITY DR.

BUN B, KIRKO BANGZ MARCH 20TH MARCH 21ST: HALOCENE CD RELEASE W/ GUESTS MARCH 22ND: BAYSIDE, FOUR YEAR STRONG, DAYLIGHT, MIXTAPES

WWW.CLUBREDROCKS.COM

MUSICAL INSTRUMENT MUSEUM THE RHYTHM ROOM

(602) 4842 •1019 E INDIAN (480)265 476-8000, 4725 E. MAYOSCHOOL BLVD.

DAMON FOWLER MARCH 21ST

TRUCKFIGHTERS MARCH 23RD

MUSICAL INSTRUMENT MUSEUM MUSICAL INSTRUMENT MUSEUM TEMPE CENTER FOR THE ARTS

MUSICAL INSTRUMENT MUSEUM CRESCENT BALLROOM

(602) 716-22224725 • 308E.NMAYO 2ND AVE (480) 476-8000, BLVD.

TOADIES, SUPERSURCKERS, BATTLEME MARCH 19TH

ADRIAN LEGG MARCH 19TH

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476-8000, 4725 E.MAYO MAYO BLVD. (480) 829-0607 •730 N. MILL AVE.,BLVD. TEMPE (480) (480) 476-8000, 4725 E.

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MUSICAL INSTRUMENT LAST EXIT LIVEMUSEUM

(602) S. E. CENTRAL, PHX (480) 271-7000 476-8000,• 717 4725 MAYO BLVD.

CHER W/ PAT BENATAR AND NICK GIRALDO MARCH 22ND

SEPTEMBER 25TH: KATY PERRY

MARCH 19TH: LYDIA LOVELESS, WHERE DEAD VOICES GATHER MARCH 20TH: FLOWER DRUMS, B.O.T.S. MARCH 21ST: BIRTHDAY SUIT BURLESQUE MARCH 24TH: 2MEX EARLY ADOPTED W/ GUESTS

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MARCH 22ND

MUSICAL INSTRUMENT MUSEUM COMERICA THEATRE

(602) 379-2800 • 400 W. WASHINGTON (480) 476-8000, 4725 E. MAYO BLVD.ST.

Il DIVO MARCH 28TH

MARCH 28TH: INTOCABLE MARCH 29TH: INTERNATIONAL WRESTLING FEDERATION: BREAKING GROUND

MARCH 22ND: CHELSEA HANDLER: UGANDA BE KIDDING ME LIVE

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Buffalo Chip Saloon (480) 488-9118, 6811 E. Cave Creek Rd. www.buffalochipsaloon.com Wed Mar 19 The Donny Grub Band Thu Mar 20 Pick o’ the Litter Fri Mar 21 Donny Grub Band Sat Mar 22 Pick o’ the Litter Sun Mar 23 Pick o’ the Litter Char’s Has the Blues (602) 230-0205, 4631 N. 7th Ave. www.charshastheblues. com Wed Mar 19 Larry Bailey Thu Mar 20 Soul Power Fri Mar 21 Soul Power Sat Mar 22 Laydee Jai Sun Mar 23 Soul Power Mon Mar 24 Bam Bam Jam Session CK’s Tavern and Grill (480) 706-5564, 4142 E. Chandler Blvd. www.ckgrill.com Fri Mar 21 Rock Addix Sat Mar 22 Legend City Club Red (480) 496-4733, 2155 E. University Dr., Tempe: www.clubredrocks.com Thu Mar 20 Bun B, Kirko Bangz Fri Mar 21 Halocene CD Release w/ guests Sat Mar 22 Bayside, Four Year Strong, Daylight, Mixtapes Sun Mar 23 Gorilla Hip Hop Showcase Cocomo Joe’s (480) 538-8008, 28244 N. Tatum Blvd. www.cocomojoes.com Fri Mar 21 Backstage Crew Sat Mar 22 Easton Ashe Copper Blues (480) 791-5005, 50 W. Jefferson St., Phoenixwww.copperblueslive. com Wed Mar 19 Black Bottom Lighters Thu Mar 20 The Instant Classics Fri Mar 21 The Walkens Sat Mar 22 The Instant Classics Mon Mar 23 Chad Gregory Coyote Alley (623) 546-9222, 16846 W. Bell Rd. www.coyotealleyaz.com Wed Mar 19 DJ & Karaoke Host Slim Jim Thu Mar 20 Ladies Night Karaoke Mon Mar 24 Karaoke Tue Mar 25 Service Industry Night

Desert Ridge Marketplace 21001 N. Tatum Blvd. (District Stage) and (AMC Fountain). www.shopdesertridge.com Fri Mar 21 Kenny Love & The Rock-erfellas, David and Amy of Peppermint James Sat Mar 22 Peppermint James, West Hills Brothers

Harold’s Corral (480) 488-1906, 6895 E. Cave Creek Rd.: www.haroldscorral.com Thu Mar 20 AZ Blues Project Sat Mar 22 Young Country Sun Mar 23 Dwayne & Ethan Hazelwoods First Place 3626 E. Indian School Rd. www.hazelwoodsfirstplace. com Wed Mar 19 Daylon Green Sun Mar 23 Paul Innocenti Ice House Tavern (602) 244-1179, 3855 E. Thomas Rd. www.icehousetavernphx. com Fri Mar 21 Battered Suitcases Sat Mar 22 Francisco, Quartet Inch Crown, Six Speed Steve Joe’s Grotto (602) 992-1007, 13825 N. 32nd St. www.joesgrotto.com Fri Mar 21 An Evening of RnB and Spoken Word Poetry Sat Mar 22 Cinelesque 21 Mon Mar 24 Acoustic Open Mic Night Lost Leaf Gallery (602) 258-0014, 914 N 5th St & Roosevelt, Phoenix www.thelostleaf.org Wed Mar 19 D.J. Reubot Thu Mar 20 The Bottom Dollars, The Oakland Raiders Fri Mar 21 Robby Roberson Quartet, Tierra Firme Sat Mar 22 North Brother Island, Greenwood Sidee, Betsy Ganz and the Sun Punchers Sun Mar 23 Decker O’Kelley’s (480) 756-6069, 2120 W. Guadalupe Rd. www.okelleysbar.com Fri Mar 21 League of Forgotten Saints Sat Mar 22 Song Remains The Same Pranksters Too (480) 990-1114, 7919 E Thomas Rd. www.prankstersgarandbrill. com Wed Mar 19 Acoustic jam Thu Mar 20 Acoustic Jam

Pub Rock (480) 945-4985, 8005 E. Roosevelt St., Scottsdale www.Pubrocklive. com Wed Mar 19 Comeback Kid w/ guests Thu Mar 20 K. Flay, Air Dubai, Itch Itch Fri Mar 21 Eyes Set To Kill w/ guests Sat Mar 22 Deltron 3030, Del The Funky Homosapian, Dan the Automator, Kid Koala Rhythm Room (602) 265-4842, 1019 E. Indian School Rd., Phoenix www.rhythmroom.com Wed Mar 19 The Orwells, Weekend, Addacity, Twin Peaks, Cities Aviv Thu Mar 20 Supernatural – A Tribute to the Music of Santana w/ Keith ‘Laugh Til It Hertz Fri Mar 21 Damon Fowler Sat Mar 22 The Repeat Offenders, Dave Riley & Bob Corritore Juke Joint Blues Band Sun Mar 23 Afton Showcase Mon Mar 24 Xiu Xiu, Tearist Farewell Tue Mar 25 Brian Chartrand, Mat Weddle, Matthew Thorton, Jay Allan Rock Bar (480) 331-9190, 4245 N. Craftsman Court, Scottsdale www.rockbarscottsdale.com Thu Mar 20 Country Gone Wild feat. The Lacs & Moonshine Bandits Fri Mar 21 Honeyryder Sat Mar 22 Laura Walsh, Ryan Hexley Rogue Bar (480) 947-3580, 423 N. Scottsdale Rd., Scottsdale www.theroguebar. com Wed Mar 19 JoyCut, Ichi Sound, Pastries with Teeth, Heavy Black Thu Mar 20 Corey RJ and Kara Lia, Joey Holiday, Jordan Carroll, Ryne Norman, Glen Martin Fri Mar 21 80s Revival – Mister Lucky, Field Tripp, Watch for Rocks, Treasurefruit, The Herps Sat Mar 22 Carol Pacey and the Honey Shakers, Manic Monkeys, The Paragraphs Sun Mar 23 The Hunted, Again with Feeling, Ben Anderson, Juice Sail Inn (480) 966-9565 26 S. Farmer Ave, Tempe www.TheSailInn.com Wed Mar 19 Oogee Wawa, The Bottom Dollars, The Get Down Boys Thu Mar 20 Grateful Thursdays, Xtra Ticket Fri Mar 21 Spafford, Technicolor Tone Factory, Bargrass Revival Sat Mar 22 The Shammy Family, Down

Home Chili Picnic Sun Mar 23 The Noodles, w/ Barry The Fish Melton / Grateful Dead Tribute

Steel Horse Saloon (602) 942-8778, 1818 W. Bell Rd. www.steelhorsesaloon.com Fri Mar 21 Mindy Harris Sat Mar 22 Colton Benefit Tempe Marketplace 2000 E. Rio Salado Pkwy (District Stage) and (B&N Fountain). www.tempemarketplace.com Fri Mar 21 David Correa and Cascada, Tony Putrino Sat Mar 22 Natty Fox, Scott & John of Hello Swindon, Scatfish

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Blue Martini (480) 638-BLUE, 5455 E. High St. www.bluemartinilounge.com Wed Mar 19 Live Music w/ Marley Taylor Band Sun Mar 23 Rock and Soul Sundays Mon Mar 24 Duane and Ethan

Tempe Tavern (602) 625-1336, 1810 E. Apache Blvd. www.tempetavern.com Wed Mar 12 Jukebox Wednesdays Thu Mar 20 Country Stylings of Peter Roberts Sat Mar 22 Affiliation w/ Slow Poke, Four Banger & Ross Chambers Mon Mar 24 Glodie’s Monday Madness Tue Mar 25 TempEasy w/ DJ Rueben The Trunk Space (602) 256-6006, 1506 N.W. Grand Ave. www.thetrunkspace. com Thu Mar 20 Help Me Sleep, Lights in the Sky, Central Divides, No Refills Fri Mar 21 Noodle and the Cat Art Show Sat Mar 22 Let’s Get Pumped Indie 500 preshow w/ Jason Anderson Sun Mar 23 The Littlest Viking, Andrew is Tired, Uncle Rhema, Mr. Atomm’s Bombs or CJ Solo Toby Keith’s Peoria (623) 208-7288, 9824 W. Northern Ave, Peoria www.countrybarpeoria.com Wed Mar 19 Zona Road Fri Mar 21 Chad Freeman Sat Mar 22 Marshal Reign Waddell’s Longhorn Corral (623)8530395, 1629 N 195th Ave.: www.waddellslonghorncorral.com Mar 19 - 24 Justin Wright and High Octane Yucca Tap Room (480) 967-4777, 29 W. Southern Ave.www.yuccatap.com Wed Mar 19 Cumulus Thu Mar 20 Blunt Club Thursday Fri Mar 21 Ease Up CD Release Party Sat Mar 22 Pulley, No Gimmick, LightSpeedGo, Moovalya Sun Mar 23 Valley Fever

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Quebec City, Canada, has about as much street crime as Disney World. As part of a charity event, 500 cats were spayed and neutered in the cafeteria of an elementary school. School was cancelled for days and $10,000 was spent on cleaning and sterilizing the room. 

Gillette spent $1,000,000 to place razor samples in the welcome bags handed out at the Democratic National Convention, only to have them confiscated as they were considered a threat. This caused huge delays at all security checkpoints.

The number of US college students studying Latin is three times the number studying Arabic.

Jim Carrey voted in 2004 at the Beverly Hills City Hall. He had an assistant wait in line for him, however.

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Gerald Ford once worked as a cover model for Cosmopolitan magazine.

The United States has five percent of the world’s population, but twenty-five percent of the world’s prison population. If you hook Jell-O up to an EEG, it registers movements almost identical to a human adult’s brain waves. 

The Nike swoosh was designed by a Portland State University student, and purchased by Nike for $35.

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