W elcome
Inspired by the
We founded A Zillion Dollars in 2011, driven by the passion to create fresh, beautiful, and truly funny stuff that people want to share with others. From our home studio at 4400 ft in the Angeles National Forest, we’re committed to making original creative products that resonate with real people.
wide open expanse of the imagination
All of our paper and envelopes are 100% recycled, and all our materials and made in the USA, because, come on. A Zillion Dollars has been featured on the Today Show, Buzzfeed, Gizmodo, The Huffington Post, and our cards have been featured in Stationery Trends and The Paper Chronicles. A Zillion Dollars Comics have appeared in numerous Chicken Soup for the Soul books, The Therapist magazine, and in books and newspapers internationally. Thanks for paying us a visit! We hope you like what you see. - Carolyn Hiler, Owner and Creative Director
humor is essential to survival
We pride ourselves on our
originality.
You won’t find a copycat idea or stale design anywhere in our line.
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Illustrated Magnets Illustrated Cards Vintage Redux Cards Text Cards, Magnets & Prints Art Prints Pin & Magnet Sets Ordering Information
illustrated magnets - 2� square hardback magnets - made in USA with high quality materials
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A2, digitally printed
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2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
- wholesale price $2.25 ea. - minimum 4 per style
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See No Donuts M 2046
Close Laptop M 2062
Tortoise Hair M 2001
Break Dance M 2025
Life Lemons M 2063
Rainbow Yoga M 2044
Need Space M 2023
Love Resting M 2000
Unplug M 2064
Raccoon Stop M 2047
Life Coach M 2007
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illustrated magnets
Question Authority M 2021
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illustrated magnets
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New Release
DNA Like You M 2065
Stuffed Pimento M 2033
Bear Woods M 2031
Chick Magnet M 2020
Peace and Quiet M 2026
Dog PhD M 2067
Porcupine Sleeping M 2012
Mom Da Bomb M 2066
Do Unto Otters M 2034
Cook Mittens M 2060
Ostrich Sand M 2015
Google Dog M 2048 (Who’s a good dog?)
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illustrated magnets
ers choco care m 2049
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seal of approval m 2039
thank coffee m 2036
asleep guitar m 2002
everything raisin m 2009
$
2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
spiders pizz a m 2027
inner child m 2038
introvert m 2042
A2, digitally printed
New Release
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this is life m 2032
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Illustrated Cards - A2, digitally printed, 100% recycled, 100 lb. stock - wholesale price $2.25 ea. - 100% recycled kraft envelope, cello sleeve - minimum 6 per style
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A2, digitally printed
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Wonder Women C 0540
Life Coach C 0547
This Tall C 0468
Jellyfish Moon C 0556
Choco Careers C 0539
Everything Raisin C 0524
One Day C 0422 (Just think, darling - one
DNA Like You C 0507
I remember when you were this tall.
A2, digitally printed
day, all of this will be yours!)
$
2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
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Illustrated Cards
Thank Coffee C 0512
New Release
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Illustrated Cards
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New Release
Find Differences C 0358
Forever 41 C 0363
Infant Ward C 0382
Cat Puzzle C 0490
Serious Putty C 0447
Ideal Man C 0380
Laugh Cry C 0500
Inner Child C 0508
Pun People C 0434
A2, digitally printed
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2.25 ea
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New Release
Google Dog C 0538 (Who’s a good dog?)
Tree Forest C 0362 (Yes, it made a sound.
Life Goals C 0395
Discovery of Firemen C 0346
Raccoon Stop C 0537
Beverage Glasses C 0320
Balloon Kevin C 0313 (What the hell is
Hotflash Dance C 0377
A2, digitally printed
happening to Kevin?)
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2.25 ea
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So get over yourselves.)
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Illustrated Cards
Question Authority C 0548
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Illustrated Cards
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New Release
Over 40 Mermaid C 0223
Escher’s Fridge C 0352
Slinky Years C 0451
Rainbow Yoga C 0534
Bob Seger C 0322(Dr. Bob Seger, D.D.S.
Bear Dancer C 0555 (I can tell you’re a dancer.
All Groan Up C 0307
Stuffed Pimento C 0463
Dress Fat C 0349
A2, digitally printed
“Diane, just take those old records off the shelf)
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minimum order 6 per style
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You have a dancer’s body.)
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A2, digitally printed
Close Laptop C 0550
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2.25 ea
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Do Unto Otters C 0347
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Illustr ated
Bear Woods C 0316
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Everyday Cards
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New Release
Journey C 0394
Spider’s Last Day C 0454
All These People C 0339 (All these people really seem to
Horse Hurdles C 0376
See No Donuts C 0536
Seal of Approval C 0445
Hay Thanks C 0373
Toast to Mom C 0470
Thermometer Jobs C 0464
A2, digitally printed
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2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
have it together, and I still have no idea what’s going on.)
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bi rt h day
Can’t Be Right C 0527
Crazy Moe Fo C 0515
Emergency Mom C 0351 (In case of emergency in knee
Mom Da Bomb C 0549
Mom’s Keyboard C 0407
Justa Got Lucke C 0386
Huge Success C 0301
Dad’s Keyboard C 0302
for mom
AARP card C 0557
scrapes, crossword puzzles, self-esteem, American history...)
grads & dads
A2, digitally printed
$
2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
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valentine's day halloween & Thanksgiving 16
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New Release
Wanna Spoon C 0477
Holding Your Hand C 0506
Love Me Tinder C 0521
Turkey Day C 0505
Pumpkin Teeth C 0233 (Here comes that weird guy
Soul Patch C 0432
Naked Halloween C 0416 (Halloween’s coming dear, and
A2, digitally printed
$
2.25 ea
who doesn’t eat candy)
you know what that means! We get to run around naked!)
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New Release
ch r ismta s + h anu kkah
Leg Room (Is it just me, or is there C 0530 way less leg room this year?)
Not Disappoint C 0531
Holidays Landed C 0532
Reindeer Charging C 0238
Santa Giver C 0441
Hanukkah Light C 0516
Candy Walker C 0325
Gift Cards C 0368
Mrs. Claus (You know there’s no such thing as Santa Claus, right? It’s Mrs. C 0412 Claus who does everything)
A2, digitally printed
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2.25 ea
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vintage redux
vintage redux Authentic found images from the public domain are updated with our text additions, producing an unexpected, delightful, and witty result.
- Size A2, or smaller, folded cards
To preserve the integrity of the design, many cards are narrower than A2. Narrower cards come with custom sized envelopes, 3.75� x 5.75.�
- 100% recycled kraft envelope
- digitally printed on 100% recycled, 100 lb. stock - $2.25 ea., min order 6 per style
The gold texture is luxuriously digitally printed, not foil.
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A2, digitally printed
$
2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
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E v e r y day
Fun or What C 5180
Cards
Cat Patriarchy C 5287
Zombie Cats C 5122
Always Gorgeous C 5249
Netflix and Chill C 5178
Cheese Moon C 5170
Taffy Wave (Wishing you every good thing) C 5168
From All of Us C 5202
A2, digitally printed
New Release
2.25 ea
$
minimum order 6 per style
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(I love you and cheese to the moon and back)
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Everyday Cards
Best Seller
New Release
Best Cat Mom C 5288
Coffee Cat C 5171 (I’ll take a large coffee and a cat to go)
Let’s Dance C 5283
Men Screwing Up C 5275 (There go the men,
screwing up the world)
Mood Swings C 5291
Beautiful C 5284
Still Got it C 5290
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A2, digitally printed
$
2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
True Love C 5175
Cat Painting C 5169 213-260-1180
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New Release
spri ngtime
Spring Horizon C 5101 Hanging Peeps C 5105
(Just hanging with my peeps)
Fist Bump C 5103
Bunny Love C 5102
new ba by
OMG Baby C 5129
A2, digitally printed
Cute Fun Baby C 5228 (You’re having a baby! I will
definitely be there for you through all the cute and fun parts)
$
2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
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Best Parents Cats C 5130 (You two are going to be the best parents.)
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fo r
mom
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New Release
Mom Amazing C 5113
Mother’s Day Sweet C 5256
Mom Nailed It this “Mom” thing C 5114 (So you’re doing...Nailed it!)
Mom Boxer Icon C 5246
for g r a d
Mom Roses C 5116
Hats Off Cats C 5258
Weight Lifter C 5138
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A2, digitally printed
$
2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
Cat Graduation C 5137 213-260-1180
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New Release
more sass for mom and dad
good mom c 5286 5123 dad advice c
fo r
Whole Menagerie C 5289
da d
Dad Battle C 5285 Golfing Cats (Dad, thanks for teaching me I can do anything.) C 5124 A2, digitally printed
$
2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
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New Release
birthday
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A2, digitally printed
$
2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
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someone special, sometimes my cat goes overboard)
Cat Cymbals C 5142
Support Cats C 5227 A2, digitally printed
Cat Aaaaaaah! C 5146
Water Pitcher TY C 5281 $
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minimum order 6 per style
What a Drag C 5282 213-260-1180
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thanks + Get Well
Cigar Box B-day C 5166
Cat Juggling C 5156
b i rt h day
Cat Overboard C 5141 (If it’s the birthday of
Birthday Ladies C 5251
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wedding + Anniversary
Congrats Embracing C 5133
Glad Married C 5259
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Partner in Crime C 5131
New Release
Ring Hooray C 5132
val en ti n e's day
Russian Wedding C 5252
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(A Valentine for my Dear Friend, Romance Fades, Guys Suck, But True Friendship Lasts Forever)
Guys Suck C 5215
FaceTime C 5279
A2, digitally printed
(Hey baby, let’s Facetime. I’m down!)
$
2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
Heart of Beer C 5216
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Binge Watching C 5211 (Valentine, I love binge-
watching shows with you)
A2, digitally printed
$
2.25 ea
You Rock C 5280
day
(Single on Valentine’s Day? So was Jesus.)
(Valentine, you make me feel all Jane Austen)
va l e n t i n e ' s
Single Jesus C 5206
Jane Austen C 5205
Cats Sing C 5220
The Coolest C 5219
New Release
really sorry I can’t Fourteen Others (I’m be your Valentine. I’m C 5214 already, like, fourteen
Valentines Blah C 5204
other people’s Valentine)
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halloween + Thanksgiving
Best Seller
New Release
Mashed Potatoes C 5163
Lots of Leftovers C 5162
(I am thankful for you and mashed potatoes with gravy)
Two Turkeys C 5274
(Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving *and lots of leftovers)
Look Gourdgeous C 5272
christmas
Cute Scary C 5193
Unstoppable Holiday C 5268
Amazon Santa C 5261
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A2, digitally printed
$
2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
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Stuff Like That C 5152 wholesale@azilliondollars.com
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(Remember, the holidays are not just about shopping; They’re also about eating.)
(I coulda sworn it was just Christmas, like, a second ago)
christmas
All About Shopping C 5189
Sworn Christmas C 5266
New Release
Santa Text Me C 5149
Over Holidays C 5185
Rock a Beard C 5153 (Tell the hipsters this is how you rock a beard.)
Yay Holidays! C 5161
Pink Hat Chrismtas C 5262
A2, digitally printed
$
2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
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vintage japanese print thank you notes - based on vintage public domain Japanese prints - 3.5� x 5.5� folded cards, blank inside
Lake Trees TY C 7001
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A2, digitally printed
- digitally printed on 100 lb., 100% recycled cover stock - kraft envelope, 100% recycled, cello sleeve - $2.25 ea., minimum 6 per style
LIght Blue Lilies TY C 7010
$
2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
Waves and Black TY C 7003
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Irises TY C 7002
Red Sun TY C 7005
New Release
Swans TY C 7007
sympathy & get well
Bird Sympathy C 5226 (So sorry for your loss)
Red Flower Get Well C 5243
thinking of you
Purple Thinking of You C 5245 A2, digitally printed
$
2.25 ea
Indigo Thinking C 5241 minimum order 6 per style
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text cards, magnets & Prints
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A2, digitally printed
$
2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
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Every text phrase is available
Best Seller
New Release
as a Card, Magnet, or Print
Cards:
A-2, digitally printed, 100% recycled cover, kraft env., cello sleeve $2.25 ea., min 6 per style order prefix is C
Magnets:
2� square, hardback magnets, made in USA $2.25 ea., min 4 per style order prefix is M
Prints:
unframed, 5 x 7 - $7. ea., 8 x 10 - $11. ea, 11 x 14 - $14. ea min 2 per style order prefix is P
2"
square
Screenplay
card C 8101 magnet M 0101 print P 0101
A2, digitally printed
Aging Funny card C 8296 magnet M 0296 print P 0296
card C 8204 magnet M 0204 print P 0204
Hugh Grant
Inspire Pinterest
Wrinkles Badass
Spelling Loosers
card C 8299 magnet M 0299 print P 0299
card C 8223 magnet M 0223 print P 0223
$
Moral High Horse
Cook and Stuff card C 8187 magnet M 0187 print P 0187
2.25 ea
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card C 8119 magnet M 0119 print P 0119
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card C 8373 magnet M 0373 print P 0373
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New Release
Tried Relaxing
Birthday Woman
Judging People
Brownies To Die
card C 8156 magnet M 0156 print P 0156
card C 8370 magnet M 0370 print P 0370
card C 8288 magnet M 0288 print P 0288
card C 8243 magnet M 0243 print P 0243
Not A Slob
Dropped Acid
Forty F You
card C 8364 magnet M 0364 print P 0364
card C 8126 magnet M 0126 print P 0126
card C 8127 magnet M 0127 print P 0127
Good Divorced
Life’s Experiences
card C 8266 magnet M 0266 print P 0266
card C 8210 magnet M 0210 print P 0210
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Every text phrase is available as a Card, Magnet, or Print
A2, digitally printed
$
2.25 ea
minimum order 6 per style
No Friends card C 8371 magnet M 0371 print P 0371
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Fifty F You
card C 8127a magnet M 0127a print P 0127a
Not Dramatic
card C 8358 magnet M 0358 print P 0358
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Every text phrase is available as a Card, Magnet, or Print
Marriage Binge
Living in Moment
card C 8367 magnet M 0367 print P 0367
card C 8372 magnet M 0372 print P 0372
Life Partner
Cat Hysterical card C 8202 magnet M 0202 print P 0202
Life Easy
Jesus Relax
Wine Snob
card C 8354 magnet M 0354 print P 0354
card C 8168 magnet M 0168 print P 0168
Diamonds Pearls
Belated Research
card C 8164 magnet M 0164 print P 0164
A2, digitally printed
card
$
2.25 ea
C 8357
(card only)
minimum order 6 per style
New Release
card C 8194 magnet M 0194 print P 0194
card C 8366 magnet M 0366 print P 0366
Artifical Intel
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Young Beautiful card C 8290 magnet M 0290 print P 0290
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card C 8374 magnet M 0374 print P 0374
Take Naps card C 8307 magnet M 0307 print P 0307
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Best Seller
New Release
Divorced Reality
My Motto
Shutting It Off
Books Smart
card C 8170 magnet M 0170 print P 0170
card C 8205 magnet M 0205 print P 0205
card C 8131 magnet M 0131 print P 0131
card C 8265 magnet M 0265 print P 0265
Complain Old
People Like You
card C 8368 magnet M 0368 print P 0368
card C 8375 magnet M 0375 print P 0375
Read Poetry
Could Be Camping
card C 8353 magnet M 0353 print P 0353
card C 8304 magnet M 0304 print P 0304
Dad Like You
Mom Like You
card C 8355 magnet M 0355 print P 0355
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Every text phrase is available as a Card, Magnet, or Print
A2, digitally printed
card C 8356 magnet M 0356 print P 0356
$
2.25 ea
Internat’l Travel
Get Well Focus
card C 8217 magnet M 0217 print P 0217
card C 8311 magnet M 0311 print P 0311
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Every text phrase is available as a Card, Magnet, or Print
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Just Texting
Path in Life
Broke and Fat
Cool Enough
card C 8245 magnet M 0245 print P 0245
card C 8124 magnet M 0124 print P 0124
card C 8246 magnet M 0246 print P 0246
card C 8160 magnet M 0160 print P 0160
Started Whining
Get Shit Together
Short Normal Trip
Come Along
card C 8152 magnet M 0152 print P 0152
card C 8166 magnet M 0166 print P 0166
card C 8248 magnet M 0248 print P 0248
card C 8262 magnet M 0262 print P 0262
a rt
New Release
prints
- Illustrated and text cards are available as prints - Digitally printed with archival inks - Thick chipboard backing and cello sleeve - Minimum order 2 per style - Wholesale prices, unframed 5” x 7” - $7. 8” x 10” - $11. 11” x 14” - $14.
To order prints from illustrated cards, use prefix ZDP (Zillion Dollars Prints) with 4 digit item number of the card. To order prints from text cards, use print item # listed with text phrase. Please specify size.
A2, digitally printed
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pin + magnet sets - 1.25” DIAMETER - COLORS VARY - ORDER MINIMUM IS 2 PER ITEM #
- AVAILABLE AS EITHER PIN SETS OR MAGNET SETS
new! Moon Phases
Our newest pin and magnet set describes all 8 moon phases by name- Waxing Crescent, First Quarter, Waxing Gibbous, Full Moon, Waning Gibbous, Third Quarter, Waning Crescent, and New Moon. PRODUCT TYPE
ITEM #
WHOLESALE PRICE
Pins - Set of 8 Magnets - Set of 8
SJ - 121 SJ - 122
$8. $8.
actual size of all ourround buttons
1.25”
ORDER MINIMUM IS 2 PER ITEM #
Planets
PRODUCT TYPE
ITEM #
WHOLESALE PRICE
Pins - Set of 8 Magnets - Set of 8
SF - 113 SF - 114
$8. $8.
COLORS VARY - ORDER MINIMUM IS 2 PER ITEM #
ITEM #
WHOLESALE PRICE
SB -103 SB -104
$8. $8.
PRODUCT TYPE
Taxonomy
Pins - Set of 8 Magnets - Set of 8
COLORS VARY - ORDER MINIMUM IS 2 PER ITEM #
individual pins Ask me about kicking ass
SOLD INDIVIDUALLY (NOT IN SETS), COLORS VARY TOTAL DESIGN UNITS
10 Kicking Ass misc colors
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PRODUCT TYPE
ITEM #
All Magnets All Pins Mix Magnets and Pins
H - 138 H - 139 H - 140
WHOLESALE PRICE
$10. $10. $10.
7 Deadly Pins
PRODUCT TYPE
ITEM #
Pins - Set of 7 Magnets - Set of 7
SC -105 SC -106
WHOLESALE PRICE
$8 $8
COLORS VARY - ORDER MINIMUM IS 2 PER ITEM #
$ A2, digitally printed azilliondollars.com 2.25 ea minimum213-260-1180 order 6 per style wholesale@azilliondollars.com 213-260-1180 wholesale@azilliondollars.com
Ordering Information wholesale pricing Single Cards: $2.25 ea. Square Magnets: $2.25 ea. Prints (unframed): 5 x 7 - $7. 8 x 10 -$11. 11 x 14 - $14. Round Magnets: priced as listed ordering Orders can be placed by email or phone. Contact us at wholesale@azilliondollars.com to receive a wholesale order form or place an order.
terms Minimum opening order is $125. Reorder minimum is $100. Payment for the inital order via credit card, paypal, or check is required prior to shipping. All orders are charged at the time of shipment. Net 30 may be available for existing customers upon request.
shipping Shipping: Order processing time is 1 - 3 weeks. Shipping cost will be added to your final invoice. In the rare event an item is backordered, we will notify you immediately. Orders are generally shipped via USPS Priority Mail, and tracking numbers are included. If you need an ASAP order, please contact us before placing your order.
returns and exchanges We will happily replace any items that arrive damaged. Damaged merchandise must be reported within 5 days of receipt. Please contact us as soon as possible if you receive damaged products at wholesale@azilliondollars.com or 213-260-1180.
product notes Gold textures are digitally printed, none of our products are foil. Vintage Redux cards are either A-2 or smaller; we have retained the proportions of the original found imagery in order to preserve the integrity of the design. The narrower Vintage Redux cards come with specially sized kraft envelopes, 3.75� x 5.75�, and matching cello sleeves.
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A Zillion Dollars has been featured on the Today Show, Buzzfeed, Gizmodo, and The Huffington Post, and our cards have been featured in Stationery Trends and The Paper Chronicles. A Zillion Dollars Comics have appeared in numerous Chicken Soup for the Soul books, The Therapist magazine, and in books and newspapers internationally.
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