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hua hin, THAILAND A little publicised but very important fact is that seven children die every day in Thailand from drowning. Only last month a terrible tragedy in Cha Am claimed the lives of three teenagers in this manner. Learning to swim should be a priority for all children and adults to lessen the chance of this happening, and particularly in coastal resorts like Hua Hin and Cha Am, and with so many swimming pools around. Many parents will try (and succeed) in teaching thier children the basics, but often there is a need for professional help from an internationally accredited Swimming Teacher, and we are lucky enough to have one in the shape of Matt at the Swim Hua Hin Swimming School. They offer swimming classes to suit all ages - programs based on progressive teaching methods for babies, toddlers, children and adults that start from only 200 baht per lesson (groups of up to five) or more for individual lessons. Recently however, the school has had a problem in that the pool they were renting to hold their classes is no longer available, and they are appealing to the readers of AWOL to help them find a new venue. If you have or know of a conveniently sited pool, preferably somewhere between sois 6 and 108 and the nearer the centre the better, and ideally rectangular between 15 and 25 metres long, with depths ranging from 1 to 1.8 metres, and which would be free every day for between two to four hours, Matt would like to talk to you about a rental agreement for him to be able to continue the valuable service he provides. You can contact Matt for more information on his lessons or to offer a possible venue by either calling 082 591 1250 or 086 530 7955, by emailing swimhuahin@gmail.com or through the website swimhuahin.com.

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thailand weather (3-4-14) Place Temp. Hum. Conditions Aranyaprathet 37 °C 33% Mostly Cloudy Bangkok 34 °C 49% Mostly Cloudy Bhumibol Dam 38 °C 30% Scattered Clds Bua Chum 37 °C 38% Thunderstorm Chaiyaphum 34 °C 38% Partly Cloudy Chanthaburi 31 °C 75% Mostly Cloudy Chiang Mai 31 °C 43% Scattered Clds Chiang Rai 34 °C 38% Scattered Clds Chumphon 31 °C 60% Thunderstorm Hat Yai 25 °C 89% Mostly Cloudy Kam Paeng Phet 36 °C 44% Scattered Clds Kanchanaburi 38 °C 29% Scattered Clds Khanom 32 °C 62% Mostly Cloudy Khlong Yai 32 °C 61% Partly Cloudy Khon Kaen 31 °C 66% Mostly Cloudy Ko Lanta 33 °C 55% Partly Cloudy Ko Samui 32 °C 62% Mostly Cloudy Ko Sichang 33 °C 55% Mostly Cloudy Krabi 33 °C 55% Partly Cloudy Laemchabang 31 °C 78% Mostly Cloudy Lampang 34 °C 56% Mostly Cloudy Lamphun 34 °C 45% Scattered Clds Loei 35 °C 39% Haze Lop Buri 34 °C 49% Mostly Cloudy Mae Hong Son 37 °C 30% Partly Cloudy Mae Sariang 38 °C 29% Haze Mae Sot 37 °C 29% Scattered Clds Mukdahan 33 °C 55% Scattered Clds Nakhon Phanom 33 °C 55% Scattered Clds Nakhon Ratch. 34 °C 47% Thunderstorm Nakhon Sawan 37 °C 41% Haze Nakhon Si Tham. 32 °C 62% Scattered Clds Nan 38 °C 29% Scattered Clds

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weird NEWS norway Fisherman finds large red dildo in cod he has just caught A fisherman was baffled after he found a massive dildo inside a cod he had just caught. Bjoern Frilund, 64, was pleased to have reeled in the six kilogram fish while on a boat near Eidsbygda, in Norway. But his happiness soon turned to dread when he inspected the cod further and saw it contained a large red vibrator. ‘I was astonished. I had never seen anything like this before,’ he told The Local. ‘We have a kind of multicoloured octopus in Norway, maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it.’ china Why you should never insert a skipping rope in your urethra for sexual pleasure (if it wasn’t already obvious) If inserting a skipping rope in your urethra for sexual pleasure sounds like a bad idea, that’s because it is. A middle-aged man in China came a cropper when he used the 1m long and 4.4mm thick green rope as a bizarre sex toy, according to newspaper reports. He was forced to go to the doctors with his tail between his legs after the rope became stuck and it became painful to urinate, the Sanxia Business Daily reports. The man, in his 40s, was reportedly unable to pull out the rope, which had four

knots and dangled 10cm out of his urethral opening. He underwent emergency surgery to have the it removed from his bladder and urethra, according to the report later picked up by the Shanghai Daily. A doctor, named as Dr Dong by the Sanxia Business Daily, said the knots made the surgery more complicated and that forcefully pulling it out would have led to serious bleeding and a possible infection. Another dumbfounded doctor at the hospital said that the man’s bizarre actions were ‘ridiculous’. italy Italian man jailed for being ‘too good at sex’ An Italian man named Romeo has reportedly been jailed after his noisy lovemaking kept his neighbours awake at night. Romeo Artemio Lori was given a six month jail sentence after at least 12 neighbours complained about his girlfriend’s loud moaning, the Mirror reports. The 42-year-old told a judge he was being punished for ‘being too good at sex’, according to the report. Neighbours claimed that Romeo ‘terrorised’ them with his sex sessions which could go on for more than an hour in Vigodarzere, Padua. Mr Lori plans to appeal the sentence after a judge ruled that his neighbour’s demands were ‘reasonable’.

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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is.....A turn up for the books An unexpected piece of good fortune. Since the 1820s or so, the term ‘turn-up’ has been used to mean ‘a surprise; an example of good fortune’. The reference was to cards or dice, which are ‘turned up’ by chance. Specifically, the ‘turn up’ was referred to in the game of cribbage. ‘Turn up’ was defined by John Camden Hotten in 1859, in A Dictionary of Modern Slang, Cant and Vulgar Words: Turn up: An unexpected slice of luck. That’s straightforward enough, but why would a turn up be ‘for the books’? Books can be cooked, one can go by them and you can be in someone’s bad books, but why would you turn up for them? The phrase was originally ‘a turn up for the book’. At 18th and 19th century English race meetings when bets were placed the punter’s name and wager were written down in a notebook. Not unreasonably, this process was called ‘making a book’. If a race was won by a horse that the ‘bookmaker’ had no record of in his book, he had a ‘turn up’ and kept all the wagered money. Camden Hotten was good enough to come to our aid again with his extended definition of ‘turn up’: Among sporting men bookmakers are said to have a turn up when an unbacked horse wins. So, ‘a turn up for the book’ translates as a stroke of good luck for the bookmakers. The earliest example found of the expression in print is from a report, in the Leeds Intelligencer newspaper, of the success of a horse called Blackdown at the Doncaster races in August 1863: A rare turn-up for the book-makers, the majority of whom had never written Blackdown’s name in their books. A bonus related origin this week is Come up trumps To complete something well or successfully, especially in circumstances in which it isn’t expected. ‘Come up trumps’ is a variant of the older phrase ‘turn

up trumps’, which has been in use since the early 17th century. The word trump in this context is a corruption of triumph, which was the name of a card game, similar to whist, that was played in the 17th century. The preacher Hugh Latimer referred to it in his 1st Sermon on the Card, 1529: “The game that wee wyll playe at, shall bee called the triumphe... Lette therefore euery Christian manne and woman playe at these cardes.” Encouraging card playing is hardly Christian orthodoxy these days, nor was it in 1529, but then Latimer was far from orthodox in his religious views - which resulted in him being burned at the stake. Shakespeare used card playing imagery when alluding to the game in Anthony and Cleopatra, 1606. He says that “the queen, [Cleopatra] whose heart I thought I had” ... “now lost, she has pack’d cards with Caesar and false-play’d my glory unto an enemy’s triumph.” In triumph, as in whist, the trump suit was selected at random by the ‘cutting’ of the deck. Trump cards temporarily outranked other cards. Selecting the right suit to match one’s hand was an advantage in the game and so turning up trumps became synonymous with success. It was, and still is, bad form to cut the deck without first shuffling the cards. Robert Burton, in his The anatomy of melancholy, 1621, was outraged that: “They turned up trumpe, before the Cards were shuffled.” By the 18th century turn up trumps had begun to be used in its figurative sense, that is, with no direct reference to card playing. It is recorded that way in Grose’s Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, 1785: “Something may turn up trumps, something lucky may happen.” Incidentally, Shakespeare was also the first to refer to a pack of cards as a deck - in Henry VI, Part III, 1592: “But whiles he thought to steale the single Ten, The King was slyly finger’d from the Deck.”

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hot(mail) under the collar This weeks’ THAB has to be fairly brief, and rattled off in double quick time. The reason being my problems with cyberspace. For once I can’t even blame my IT woes on Hulls’ own independent telephone company, Kingston Communications, because I freed myself from their local landline and broadband monopoly some time ago when 3G became a viable and cheaper option. No, the problems are partly of my own making. Because from day one in my e mailing history I have resolutely stuck with one e mail provider. There have been occasional half hearted forays into alternative addresses of course, but none lasted. Hotmail had become so familiar and easy to navigate there seemed little point in maintaining two separate e mail accounts. Many of you will now be nodding sagely. You have been wise enough to double up e mail accounts as a safeguard. And now that mine is floating around in cyberspace, together with its’ contact list and personal files, I can see why! But as our use of the internet has developed over the last decade or so, the scope of what we can actually do with it has also increased. There is often talk amongst expats and ex expats, about what they miss from the home country, or what they miss about Thailand, depending on where they are looking at things from. These discussions also extend to the most noticeable changes when they do return home, and over recent years one of the most significant changes has to be our dependance on the internet for everyday tasks. Even in Hull we shop, bank, sell and complete surveys online. We read newspapers and place advertisements and announcements in them online. We can also order our prescriptions and sign petitions online, all the time of course giving out our e mail addresses. From 2021 we will even be completing the UK census online.

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Most significantly we are constantly under pressure from our utility suppliers to ‘go paperless’, with financial incentives to receive our bills online. And so it is that my gas, electricity, internet and mobile phone accounts have now been consigned to cyberspace, together with my TV licence! Lesson learned - don’t put all your eggs in one basket. And this weeks’ word is ‘uvula’ which at first glance looks as if it should have something to do with eggs. In fact it is the name for that bit of wobbly flesh which dangles down at the back of your throat.

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Sopha Land and Houses sell land in a beautiful unspoilt area about 200 km south of Hua Hin. There are miles of beaches and prices and costs of living are still quite inexpensive. For information ring Sopha (English/ Thai) on 083 3240907 or visit www.sophalandhouse.com

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Wanted Wanted-a secondhand i.e.cheap,strong camera tripod and head with multi angle centre column that swivels to 90 degrees. Please e-mail details to Peter - sib-1@hotmail.com Please can you help? I am trying to get a 110mm (4”approx) single one way wafer flap valve (size doesn’t matter as long as it fits plastic pipe. Do you know of a supplier ANYWHERE in Thailand that might have these? I will buy a bottle or pay, for help with this. Please call Terry on 088 542 2918 Many thanks

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Employment lady wanted as a cook and waitress for a bar/ restaurant near La Vallee housing estate. Spoken English required as mainly foreign customers. Please call 080 197 2072. Staff wanted feMale waitress staff wanted full training given; MUST HAVE A BRAIN!! Email info@ buffalobillshuahin.com or call 080 727 4710 Staff wanted: Full time restaurant service staff, good behavior, basic English is required. Experince in service is an advantage. Good salary, bonus and gratifications. Management trainee for restaurant service. Experience in restaurant service, good spoken and written English, experience In restaurant management is required. Full training will be provided. Full or half time office staff. Basic experience with Windows office, organization is an advantage. Good English is required. Cleaner, one day a week 8 hours. Basic English is an advantage. Salary THB 600 – 800 / day.Please contact: K. Nuch 089 742 58 25 or 032 530 067 staff wanted. Friendly Locals Bar Soi 88 please Call 032511825 or 0854290378 guesthouse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115

General 2 refrigerated deli cases in new condition. 65,000 for both. call for more info. 098-484-9833 Black and Decker electric mower (grass cutter) 30 cm. cut plus Black and Decker strimmer. Bargain 1,750 bt. for both. Please call Keith 089-0702423 Central Hua Hin.

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Restaurant equipment, small amount. Solid hardwood timber setting 6,000B, 2 wooden tables 500B each, 5 hardwood chairs excellent condition 1,200B each, 4 door cabinet, 1,500B, display case 2,000B, 2 fold up tables 600B, 6 new plastic stools 80B each, single burner LPG cooker with bottle and fittings 2,000B, small new Hitachi fridge 5,000B. and more. Will discount if buying several items. Call 083 692 8050 Small Toshiba refrigerater in new condition 18”wide 18”deep x 30”high with ice making compartment. bht 3000. Call Terry on 088 542 2918 due to shop closure we have various items for sale all in very good condition at approximately half purchase price: 7kg weighing scale bt300. sackbarrow bt450. wheelbarrow bht650. 2 way dog/cat door for medium dog, wall or door fitting bt500. stainless steel rack 1.2mtr x 1.3mtr 4 shelf 2200bt. 9x assorted steel 4 shelf racks (blue and white) prices between bt1000 and bt2200 (discounts on multi purchase). Price gun c/w label rolls bt300. black swivel office chair, arms have been recently upholstered but seat is worn bt600. also black and decker strimmer bt450. Call Terry on 088 542 2918 Brand new and packaged 2 base vallance unit sheets Santos home fashion 6 x 6 x 5, 1 cream 1 white cost 1,950 each, selling for 1,000 each. Maureen 081 142 6293

General - sports 8ft X 4ft pool table, slate bed c/w balls, cues & snooker set,all weather cover & woodtop to convert to use as table, 25.000 baht ring 0865696176 English 2 digital range finder golf scopes bht 500 each Skycaddie SG2.5 GPS golf range finder with course mapping range finding, scorecard, computer download

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OBSERVER Notice to our customers Please note that we have now moved to new offices at 136/341 Soi 102. We are very happy to welcome customers new and old. • INSURANCE • COMPANY BALANCES • ARTIFICIAL TURF Contact 081 865 3047 app. and many other options and extras bht 2500. Call Terry on 088 542 2918 SPRINGFIELD GOLF LIFETIME membership for sale 195,000 baht + transfer fee 107,000 baht. Email aromaresponse@hotmail.com or Tel. 089 539 7283 Golf clubs for sale. Taylor Made Burner Irons 4-SW. RH, Steel R shafts. Nike SQ Fairway Woods 3 & 5. RH Graphite R shafts. Wilson Staff 7 wood. RH Graphite R shaft. For quick sale 19,000 Baht. Tel. 08-30138132.

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Property for sale HOUSE FOR IN-LAWS? Exceptional opportunity to build house in large garden of 3 bedroom 2 bathroom bungalow with European kitchen, without spoiling mountain view. Location 4 km South of Hua Hin centre. Total plot area 864 m2, can split. Existing house and land 5.4m baht. Must see! Phone 0916086428 large bungalow near town centre; 4.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. villa on large plot near Cha Am; 3.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. beautiful new houses on quiet project;from 3m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. attractive house on small gated village; 3.6m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Delightful small house in Hua Hin; just 1.8m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for

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Property wanted Commercial Property with Good Location Wanted in Hua Hin for food shop that’s all about location, location, location. 083 815 13 13 long term rental properties wanted, particularly pool villas in good areas. Please contact Lucky Real Estate on 089 530 8771 or realestate@luckyhuahin. com

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HELP NEEDED FOR THE SLUMS IN HUA HIN

We are working to help the Slums of Hua Hin and would love to have you deliver your goods with us, so you know your donation is going directly to those who need it. We need secondhand items, clothes and household goods. Why not join us and come to the slums with us? We leave from our offices at 17:20 Every Tuesday evening. Visit us any day, on Soi 88, over the railway, 200m up on the left on the 2nd floor above IQ hair dressers

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Results 11th April 2014 Sea Pines Stableford 32 entered 1st Lars Uno Nilsson 40 pts (10) 2nd Peter Good 38 pts (23) 3rd May Peeters 35 pts (21) 4th Thomas Pagden 34 pts (00) 4th April 2014 Royal Hua - Hin Stableford 26 entered 1st Guus Peeters 37 pts (23) 2nd Tien Prudon 37 pts (29) 3rd May Peeters 35 pts (21) 4th Rob Prudon 34 pts (23) 1st April 2014 Majestic A - B Stableford 25 entered 1st Ryan Wilkie 39 pts (07) 2nd Robert Laminit 38 pts (06) 3rd David Wallace 37 pts (20) 4th Sam Sheriff 35 pts (05) forthcoming fixtures 22nd April 2014 Banyan Champagne Scramble - 2 Tee Start 25th April 2014 Lakeview Medal/ Stableford robin’s roll up

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RESULTS 14th April 2014 Lake View CD Stableford 11 entered 1st Michael Snakebite 37 pts (08) 2nd Richard Hooi 35 pts (13) 3rd Geoff G Batt-Rawden 33 pts (07) 4th Lars Faerch 29 pts (19) 11th April 2014 Lake View CD Single Stableford Yellow Tee 5 entered 1st Ben Krahe 34 pts (05) 2nd Michael Snakebite 30 pts (08) 3rd Jorgen Bjorke 29 pts (12) 4th Lars Faerch 28 pts (19) 9th April 2014 Black Mountain Single Stableford 27 entered 1st Mikael Sigvardsson 39 pts (26) 2nd Bill Henderson 37 pts (10) 3rd Michael Snakebite 36 pts (08) 4th Ossi Rodenstein 36 pts (12) 7th April 2014 Lake View AB Monthly Medal Stroke 17 entered 1st Bill Henderson 78 - 11 = 67 2nd Frank Mackenzie 88 - 19 = 69 3rd Ben Krahe 75 - 05 = 70 4th Geoff G Batt-Rawden 78 - 07 = 71

Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and results. Results: 4 April 2014 White Tees. Front 9 - A. Byrne 22 pts Back 9 - W. Henderson 19 pts Overall - A. Byrne 39 pts

4th April 2014 Lake View AB Single Stableford 11 entered 1st Lars Faerch 39 pts (20) 2nd Ben Krahe 38 pts (05) 3rd Geoff G Batt-Rawden 38 pts (08) 4th Bryan McLeod 32 pts (14)

11 April 2014 3 Clubs + Putter. Front 9 - R. Heath 21 pts Back 9 - W. Henderson 17 pts Overall - W. Henderson 36 pts

2nd April 2014 Banyan Single Stableford 18 entered 1st Lars Faerch 39 pts (20) 2nd Bill Henderson 38 pts (11) 3rd Per Bergstrom 37 pts (19) 4th Ronnie Thorley 35 pts (19)

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Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES 23rd April Cha-Am Golf Club Event @ Palm Hills

Upcoming Fixtures 21st April 2014 Lakeview A&B 4BBB + 23rd April 2014 Majestic Creek Stableford 25th April 2014 Lakeview C&D Blue Tee Comp

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16th April 2014 AB Stableford 1st Jan Fridberg 41 pts 2nd Derrick Ball 40 pts 3rd Fred Kroll 33 pts 4th Gwynne Williams 33 pts 14th April 2014 AB Stableford 1st John Anstee 35 pts 2nd Chris Roper 34 pts 3rd Gwynne Williams 32 pts 4th Rick Lunstrum 32 pts 11th April 2014 AB Stableford 1st Gwynne Williams (25) 41 pts 2nd Jan Fridberg (16) 37 pts 3rd Fred Kroll (23) 36 pts 4th Peter Trim (13) 28 pts 9th April 2014 CD 2-Ball Team Russian Stableford 1st Chris Roper & Gwynne Williams 61 pts 2nd Craig Miller & Andrew Dickson 55 pts 3rd Peter Trim & Rick Lunstrum 46 pts 4th Steve O’Brien & Jan Fridberg 38 pts 7th April 2014 CD Medal 1st Rick Lunstrum 88 (16) 72 net 2nd Andrew Dickson 81 (4) 77 net 3rd Craig Miller 81 (3) 78 net 4th Peter Trim 92 (13) 79 net 4th April 2014 AB Stableford 1st Brent O’Bell (9) 38 pts 2nd Mick Purcell (24) 36 pts 3rd Fred Kroll (23) 35 pts 4th Peter Trim (13) 35 pts FIXTURES Lake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday

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results Week 11 10th April 2014 JJ Sports Bar 8 - 10 Hut Bar Jaew Bar 6 - 12 Hua Hin Miss You Lanla Bar 12 - 6 Dara Bar Maria’s 9 - 9 Clansmen Monicas 11 - 7 Casanova’s Pistol Petes 7 - 11 555 HaHaHa Railway Tavern 12 - 6 Sinatras

results Week 13 11th April 2014 Chill Out 4 - 4 Dolphin Bar 1 Clansmen 2 - 6 Maria Bar 2 Dolphin Bar 2 5 - 3 Pa’s Beer Garden JW Black 4 - 4 Lord Webb 1 Lucky Shot A 8 - 0 TK Roadhouse Oasis 6 - 2 Hua Hin Miss You Rockets 3 - 5 Maria Bar 1 Sunset Boulevard 4 - 4 Jaew Bar

Week 10 3rd April 2014 555 HaHaHa 9 - 9 Monicas Casanova’s 9 - 9 Maria’s Clansmen 12 - 6 Lanla Bar Dara Bar 5 - 13 Jaew Bar Hua Hin Miss You 9 - 9 JJ Sports Bar Sinatras 8 - 10 Pistol Petes Squealing Pig 7 - 11 Hut Bar

Week 12 4th April 2014 Clansmen 2 - 6 JW Black Dolphin Bar 1 3 - 5 Lucky Shot A Hua Hin Miss You 1 - 7 Dolphin Bar 2 Jaew Bar 1 - 7 Maria Bar 1 Lord Webb 1 4 - 4 Oasis Maria Bar 2 5 - 3 Rockets Pa’s Beer Garden 6 - 2 Chill Out TK Roadhouse 3 - 5 Sunset Boulevard

League Table

League Table

Team 555 HaHaHa Clansmen Jaew Bar Lanla Bar Maria’s JJ Sports Bar Hut Bar Monicas HHin Miss You Squealing Pig Railway Tavern Pistol Petes Sinatras Casanova’s Dara Bar Casanova’s

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P 11 11 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 11 11 10 9

W 10 8 7 7 6 5 5 4 3 4 4 2 1 1 1 1

D 1 2 1 0 2 2 2 2 3 0 0 0 2 1 0 0

L 0 1 2 3 2 3 3 4 4 6 6 8 8 9 9 8

+/- Pts 66 21 32 18 24 15 36 14 22 14 18 12 4 12 -6 10 4 9 -14 8 -22 8 -24 4 -40 4 -50 3 -50 2 -46 2

Fixtures Week 13 24th April 2014 Jaew Bar v JJ Sports Bar Lanla Bar v Hut Bar Maria’s v Hua Hin Miss You Monicas v Dara Bar Pistol Petes v Clansmen Railway Tavern v Casanova’s Sinatras v Squealing Pig

Team Dolphin Bar 2 Lucky Shot A Maria Bar 2 Maria Bar 1 JW Black Oasis TK Roadhouse Dolphin Bar 1 Lord Webb 1 Sunset B’vard Pa’s Beer Grdn Jaew Bar Chill Out Rockets Clansmen HHin Miss You

P 13 13 13 13 12 11 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 11 12 13

W 12 11 8 7 7 7 5 6 4 4 3 2 1 1 0 1

D L 0 1 0 2 3 2 4 2 3 2 2 2 4 4 1 6 4 5 2 7 3 7 5 6 5 7 4 6 3 9 1 11

+/- Pts 36 24 42 22 24 19 24 18 26 17 34 16 0 14 -4 13 2 12 -14 10 -18 9 -24 9 -26 7 -16 6 -36 3 -50 3

fixtures Week 14 18th April 2014 Dolphin Bar 1 v JW Black Hua Hin Miss You v Lord Webb 1 Jaew Bar v Dolphin Bar 2 Maria Bar 1 v Lucky Shot A Pa’s Beer Garden v Clansmen Rockets v Chill Out Sunset Boulevard v Maria Bar 2 TK Roadhouse v Oasis Week 15 25th April 2014 Chill Out v Jaew Bar Clansmen v Hua Hin Miss You Dolphin Bar 2 v TK Roadhouse JW Black v Pa’s Beer Garden Maria Bar 2 v Lord Webb 1 Oasis v Dolphin Bar 1 Rockets v Lucky Shot A Sunset Boulevard v Maria Bar 1

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results Week 7 10th April 2014 Bokey Bar 4 - 15 Muan Bar 2 JNB Bar 8 - 11 Maria Bar Jungle Juice 10 - 9 Beach Hut Muan Bar 1 8 - 11 Sasa Bar Somatch (3D + 1) Bar 10 - 9 Bobby’s Birds Week 6 3rd April 2014 Beach Hut 10 - 9 JNB Bar Bobby’s Birds 14 - 5 Sasa Bar Dolphin Bar 11 - 8 Somatch (3D + 1) Bar Maria Bar 18 - 1 Bokey Bar Muan Bar 2 16 - 3 Muan Bar 1 League Table Team Muan Bar 2 Maria Bar Dolphin Bar Beach Hut Somatch Bar Jungle Juice Bobby’s Birds Muan Bar 1 JNB Bar TK Roadhouse Sasa Bar Bokey Bar

P W L 7 7 0 7 5 2 6 6 0 7 4 3 7 4 3 6 4 2 7 3 4 7 2 5 7 1 6 5 2 3 7 1 6 7 1 6

+/- Pts 49 91 39 86 40 77 13 73 -3 65 8 61 -11 61 -27 53 -29 52 5 50 -37 48 -47 43

Fixtures Week 9 24th April 2014 Bokey Bar v Bobby’s Birds Dolphin Bar v Muan Bar 2 Jungle Juice v Sasa Bar Muan Bar 1 v Maria Bar Somatch (3D + 1) Bar v JNB Bar TK Roadhouse v Beach Hut

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Fixtures Week 9 23rd April 2014 Jungle Juice B v All Nations GH JW Red v Tiger Bar King Bar A v Buckleys Limelight v Billys A Pink Panther v JW Black Sabai v Jungle Juice A

results Week 8 16th April 2014 All Nations GH 8 - 11 Limelight Billys A 10 - 9 King Bar A Buckleys 12 - 7 Sabai JW Red 10 - 9 Jungle Juice B Jungle Juice A 9 - 10 Pink Panther Tiger Bar 11 - 8 JW Black

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Week 7 9th April 2014 JW Black 9 - 10 Jungle Juice A Jungle Juice B 14 - 5 Tiger Bar King Bar A 11 - 8 All Nations GH Limelight 10 - 9 JW Red Pink Panther 9 - 10 Buckleys Sabai 11 - 8 Billys A

results Week 18 14th April 2014 Bobby’s Birds 4 - 8 Muan Bar Jaew Bar 5 - 7 JNB Bar TK Roadhouse 6 - 6 Sunset Boulevard The Clansmen 7 - 5 Somatch (3D+1) Bar The Lord Webb 9 - 3 Sa Sa Bar The Squealing Pig 6 - 6 Railway Tavern

League Table Team Buckleys Sabai Limelight Jungle Juice B Pink Panther JW Red Billys A King Bar A JW Black Tiger Bar All Nations GH Jungle Juice A

P W L 8 7 1 8 6 2 8 5 3 7 4 3 8 4 4 8 4 4 8 4 4 7 3 4 8 3 5 8 3 5 8 2 6 8 2 6

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+/- Pts 42 14 22 12 -2 10 11 8 10 8 0 8 -8 8 -7 6 -8 6 -20 6 -12 4 -28 4

Week 17 7th April 2014 JNB Bar 6 - 6 Dara Bar Jaew Bar 9 - 3 TK Roadhouse Monicas 5 - 7 Bobby’s Birds Muan Bar 6 - 6 The Squealing Pig Railway Tavern 10 - 2 The Lord Webb Sa Sa Bar 5 - 7 The Clansmen Somatch (3D+1) Bar 9 - 3 Sunset Boulevard

League Table Team Muan Bar Squealing Pig The Clansmen Jaew Bar JNB Bar Railway Tavern The Lord Webb Sunset B’vard Bobby’s Birds TK Roadhouse Somatch Bar Dara Bar Sa Sa Bar Monicas

P 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 17 18 17

W 15 9 8 7 9 6 8 5 7 7 6 4 5 3

D L +/- Pts 3 0 62 33 6 3 34 24 5 5 10 21 6 5 14 20 2 7 -8 20 7 5 2 19 2 8 8 18 7 6 2 17 3 8 0 17 3 8 -10 17 1 11 -12 13 4 9 -22 12 1 12 -36 11 2 12 -44 8

Fixtures Week 19 21st April 2014 JNB Bar v TK Roadhouse Monicas v Jaew Bar Muan Bar v Dara Bar Railway Tavern v Bobby’s Birds Sa Sa Bar v The Squealing Pig Somatch (3D+1) Bar v The Lord Webb Sunset Boulevard v The Clansmen

Souay Vista Social Club Restaurant & Pub

It is with certain regret that the staff, musicians and owners of Souay Vista would like to inform our loyal customers that we have had a significant change in circumstances, and the Club is now for sale and we are closed. It is our hope that whoever buys the Souay Vista, will carry on the legacy of providing the best of music, in the most hospitable environment. Thank you for your support over the past 4 and a half years, we really have enjoyed your company! See below for contact information. Email : lacorey@telusplanet.net English: 087 1541021 Thai: 087 8178169 Join the AWOL forum

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HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE

division 1 results Week 5 8th April 2014 Blue Lagoon 1 13 - 5 Johnny’s 56 Blue Lagoon 2 9 - 9 Hua Hin Miss You 2 Jungle Juice 3 - 15 CAT Jiggapik

division 2 results Week 5 8th April 2014 All Nations Guesthouse 18 - 0 Cat Jiggapik Chill Chill Bar 3 - 15 Robin’s Rest The Clansmen 10 - 8 Hua Hin Miss You 1

League table

League table

Team Blue Lagoon 1 CAT Jiggapik Jungle Juice HHin Miss You 2 Johnny’s 56 Blue Lagoon 2

P W D L 5 5 0 0 5 3 0 2 5 3 0 2 5 2 1 2 5 1 0 4 5 0 1 4

+/- Pts 44 10 22 6 8 6 -18 5 -16 2 -40

fixtures Week 6 22nd April 2014 Blue Lagoon 2 v Blue Lagoon 1 Hua Hin Miss You 2 v CAT Jiggapik Jungle Juice v Johnny’s 56

Team All Nations GH Robin’s Rest HHin Miss You 1 Chill Chill Bar The Clansmen Cat Jiggapik

P W D L 5 5 0 0 5 3 0 2 4 2 0 2 4 1 0 3 3 1 0 2 3 0 0 3

+/- Pts 72 10 22 6 2 4 -30 2 -32 2 -34 0

fixtures Week 6 22nd April 2014 Chill Chill Bar v All Nations Guesthouse Robin’s Rest v Hua Hin Miss You 1 The Clansmen v Cat Jiggapik

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A drinking Club with a running and walking Problem! The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering. If you would like to come along then visit the websites at http://chaamhhh. weebly.com/, www.huahin-hhh.com or Facebook at www.facebook.com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk. NEXT RUN Saturday 19th April 2014 @ 4.30 pm (REMEMBER NEW START TIME) HUA HIN H3 Run #277 Hua Hin Soi 102- Google Map link https://goo.gl/ maps/ZnNEP GPS Coordinates: N 12.8212, E 99.898283 (N 12 49.272 E 99 53.897) From Cha-Am: https://goo.gl/maps/2G0ds from Route 3203 & Route 4 junction (Hub Kraphong

Road). Please see directions online. From Hua Hin: https://goo.gl/maps/7JZgs from Phet Kasem & Springfield Road Junction Head NORTH on Phet Kasem Road to the 215 km marker and turn LEFT into Springfield Road (Route 1001). Continue West to the by-pass. Cross the by-pass and take first exit RIGHT on to Route 3203 (Hub Kraphong Road). Continue on this road and after passing the 5 km marker turn LEFT at the HHH sign. Continue for 3.5 km mostly on a dirt road to car park in open field on your LEFT. Hares: 69 Forever & Ballbanger Hash Snacks: Dragon Tail ON AFTER: TBA Fees: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free. Your effort to bring the CORRECT change would be very much appreciated.

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CUP RESULTS 15th April 2014 Jungle Juice v Cat Karaoke n/a Blue Lagoon 1 v Blue Lagoon 2 n/a Johnny’s 56 v Robin’s Rest n/a Hua Hin Miss You 1 v Chill Chill n/a hua hin city F.C

RESULTS 5th april 2014 Thonburi City 0 - 0 Hua Hin City FIXTURES 26th April 2014 Muangkan United v Hua Hin City 18:00 Thai Division 2 Regional League Central West Region League Table TEAM Muangkan United Hua Hin Futera Seeker Ratchaphruek Phetchaburi Looktabfah Krung Thonburi Samut Sakhon Singburi Nonthaburi Thonburi City Raj Pracha Globlex J.W. Group

P 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

W 5 5 4 4 4 3 3 3 2 1 1 1 1 0

D 1 1 2 1 1 3 2 2 2 4 2 2 1 0

L GD 1 +9 1 +7 1 +6 2 +7 2 +2 1 +3 2 +2 2 +1 3 −2 2 −1 4 −6 4 −7 5 −7 7 −14

PTs 16 16 14 13 13 12 11 11 8 7 5 5 4 0

Hua Hin City Football Club is the local professional team for the area formed in 2011. They currently play their home matches at the Kai Tanarat Stadium in Pranburi.

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kicked off by bobby’s bar english premier league table 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

Team Liverpool Chelsea Man City Arsenal Everton Tottenham Man Utd Southampton Newcastle Stoke West Ham Crystal Palace Hull Aston Villa Swansea West Brom Norwich Fulham Cardiff Sunderland

P 34 34 32 34 33 34 33 34 34 34 34 33 33 33 34 33 34 34 34 32

GD 51 42 54 18 22 0 18 5 -14 -10 -9 -15 -6 -14 -5 -11 -27 -40 -34 -25

fixtures PTS 77 75 70 67 66 60 57 48 46 43 37 37 36 34 33 33 32 30 29 25

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Sunday 20th April 2014 PREMIER LEAGUE Everton v Man Utd 22:10 Moyes faces his old club which is in pole position to claim the 4th Champions League spot, something Moyes only achieved once in his time at the club, and will not achieve at his new club this season. A defeat to Everton will no doubt increase the media noise about his position, but while he had an impossible act to follow, his transfer dealings in the summer and performance next season will determine his fate we believe. We can’t see Everton missing the chance to solidify their position, so we predict a home win.

(all times Thailand) Friday 18th April 2014 CHAMPIONSHIP Blackburn v Yeovil 21:00 Bournemouth v Sheff Wed 21:00 Charlton v Bolton 21:00 Huddersfield v Brighton 21:00 Wigan v Reading 21:00 Blackpool v Burnley 23:15 Saturday 19th April 2014 PREMIER LEAGUE Tottenham v Fulham 18:45 Aston Villa v Southampton 21:00 Cardiff v Stoke 21:00 Newcastle v Swansea 21:00 West Ham v Crystal Palace 21:00 Chelsea v Sunderland 23:30 CHAMPIONSHIP Doncaster v Derby 01:30 Leicester v QPR 18:15 Barnsley v Leeds 21:00 Middlesbrough v Millwall 21:00 Nottm Forest v Birmingham 21:00 Watford v Ipswich 21:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Inverness CT v Aberdeen 01:45 Motherwell v Celtic 18:45 Hearts v Ross County 21:00 Kilmarnock v Partick Thistle 21:00 St Johnstone v Dundee Utd 21:00 St Mirren v Hibernian 21:00 Sunday 20th April 2014 PREMIER LEAGUE Norwich v Liverpool 18:00 Hull v Arsenal 20:05 Everton v Man Utd 22:10 Please note: Tables do not include results from Wednesday 16th April

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Soi 102, Hua Hin (200m on right after railway) Tuesday 22nd April 2014 PREMIER LEAGUE Man City v West Brom 02:00 CHAMPIONSHIP Birmingham v Blackburn 21:00 Brighton v Blackpool 21:00 Burnley v Wigan 21:00 Derby v Barnsley 21:00 Ipswich v Bournemouth 21:00 Millwall v Doncaster 21:00 QPR v Watford 21:00 Sheff Wed v Charlton 21:00 Yeovil v Huddersfield 21:00 Leeds v Nottm Forest 23:15 wednesday 23rd April 2014 CHAMPIONSHIP Bolton v Leicester 02:00 Reading v Middlesbrough 02:00

fantasy premier league AWOL CHALLENGE TABLE 2013/2014 Team GW 1 Mr. ChaAming 51 2 Hua Hin United 48 3 I am...Sasha Fierce 67 4 Destroyers 41 5 Red and Blue Bangers 54 6 Penshioners 45 7 Wanderlust United 47 8 Khao Noi All Stars 49 9 Lost Cafe 50 10 Portsmouth City FC 57

TOT 2,084 2,045 2,013 1,954 1,951 1,945 1,853 1,829 1,816 1,793

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golf turns ugly loudmouth golf fan gets it in the hole

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A man was fighting for his life last night after being seriously assaulted by a crowd of spectators on day three of the US Masters at Augusta. Phil Hamilton, 38, of Nutsack, Oregon was attacked in what police described as a ‘spontaneous, frenzied battering’ after shouting the words ‘get in the hole’ as Fred Couples chipped to the green at the 5th. Doctors have been battling to stabilise his condition after he underwent two emergency operations to repair a punctured lung and to remove an eight iron. Hazel Irvine, the BBC presenter, witnessed the incident as she prepared a live report for the broadcaster. “Everything was fine and peaceful. The ball landed at the edge of the green and started rolling. This man at the front of the crowd then shouted ‘get in the hole’ and looked around smugly to show how clever he’d been and to see where the TV mics were.”

Left: K J Choi receives the acclaim of the fans as he shows how far he rammed his club up the backside of the irritating fan

“There was a brief pause and then all hell broke loose. People were screaming ‘I can’t take it any more,’ and ‘kill the moron, cut him, burn him,” she said. Korean player KJ Choi, who ended the day in joint second with eight under par, was spotted wading into the crowd and landing several wild haymakers on the victim. He later missed

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an evening function as he drove to retrieve his club from the Augusta General Hospital. Experts have been trying to ascertain the cause of the disturbance. “You do get it in the animal kingdom, when a pack will suddenly turn on one of its own,” said one. “They may be seen as weak, or endangering the herd.” “What seems to have happened here is that a big group of people subconsciously and spontaneously perceived that the entire nature of human evolution was threatened by a man shouting ‘get in the hole’ at a golf event.” “In essence, they decided that he was too much of a danger to the human race to live.”

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