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hua hin, THAILAND The very first AWOL was published on 3rd October 2008 at a time of considerable political and economic uncertainty in Thailand and globally; domestically the ousting of Thaksin Shinawatra in 2006 was still causing repercussions such that our front page was warning that the coming high season could be the worst in memory, and while we can’t claim psychic powers, just a few weeks later the ‘yellow shirts’ occupied Suvanabhumi International Airport causing huge damage to tourism that year. While things have changed since then, there is a strange symmetry between then and now, with the shadow of Thaksin still looming large over Thai politics and a continuing global recession, albeit one that seems to be slowly dissipating. The Hua Hin area though is markedly different in many ways, having gone through and still experiencing an unprecedented building boom, particularly in terms of commercial and retail projects, alongside some major infrastructure improvements. The next five years are likely to see further development, as well as tourist and residential numbers growing, especially once the ASEAN Economic Union begins in 2015. Whether the next five years will also see the often mooted plan to make Hua Hin the capital of a new province encompassing Cha Am and Pranburi come to pass we cannot say, but we can say that even without an official classification the town will be regarded by most as a city within that time frame, and AWOL plans to be around to document it. Thank you to all our advertisers and readers for your support in the last five years - we hope to see you tonight at the AWOL Birthday Party! (see p 20)

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in the form of property or cars. To be fair it has also been pointed out that addictive substances also played a part, notably alcohol, but as that is a common theme amongst many homeless people worldwide, both the reactions, and the story itself have tended to focus on the ‘money grabbing Thai woman’ in the equation. While there is a different, or should I say more obvious, attitude towards money in Thailand, I don’t believe that there is a greater number of unscrupulous women/people here than anywhere else; I do think that there is more opportunity and temptation here though, along with a greater pressure on women in particular to ‘marry well’, i.e. to someone with money.

It is rare now in the West for women to have pressure put on them by their family regarding their choice of partner, whereas many women here (particulary those from poorer backgrounds) are under constant pressure, both from family and from themselves to provide for the family. It is ingrained into Thai girls that they must take care of their parents in particular, which is not necessarily such a bad thing, but when this extends to brothers, cousins, uncles and aunts, the pressure can become unbearable. Some live with it, but increasingly many are starting to reject it, particularly when they have siblings that don’t share the burden. Until that changes, we will probably see more homeless westerners ultimately paying the price.

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chessington, uk Leopard print clothing banned at Chessington World of Adventures Leopard print clothing has been banned at Chessington World of Adventures amid concerns it is confusing the theme park’s animals. Animal print may be one of the hottest trends in the UK at the moment, but it has left rhinos and giraffes at the park’s new ZUFARI attraction in a muddle. Bouncers have been employed to enforce the zero-tolerance ban at the park after staff noticed a number of the animals trying to communicate with visitors or running away scared. Zebra, giraffe, leopard and African wild dog prints are among a number now banned at the zoo. Chessington officials have put the confusion down to the new 22-acre ZUFARI trail being a near exact replica of the Serengeti plains, meaning print-wearing guests puzzle the animals. ‘Since the launch of ZUFARI, guests have interacted with the animals more closely than ever before and we have noticed a lot of animals becoming baffled by animal-print-wearing guests,’ explained ZUFARI spokeswoman Natalie Dilloway. Guests who wear animal print will now be supplied with Chessington clothing when going on ZUFARI.

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A section for all you budding etymologists where each week the origin of a word or phrase is investigated. This week it is..... Power corrupts; absolute power Primary amongst them was another English politician corrupts absolutely with no shortage of names - William Pitt the Elder, Earl Literal meaning. Absolute monarchies are those in which all power is of Chatham and British Prime Minister from 1766 to given to or, as is more often the case, taken by, the 1778, who said something similar in a speech to the UK monarch. Examples of absolute power corrupting are House of Lords in 1770: Roman emperors (who declared themselves gods) “Unlimited power is apt to corrupt the minds of those and Napoleon Bonaparte (who declared himself an who possess it” Acton is likely to have taken his lead from the writings emperor). ”Absolute power corrupts absolutely” arose as part of of the French republican poet and politician, again a a quotation by the expansively named and impressively generously titled individual - Alphonse Marie Louis de hirsute John Emerich Edward Dalberg Acton, first Baron Prat de Lamartine. An English translation of Lamartine’s Acton (1834–1902). The historian and moralist, who was essay France and England: a Vision of the Future was otherwise known simply as Lord Acton, expressed this published in London in 1848 and included this text: opinion in a letter to Bishop Mandell Creighton in 1887: It is not only the slave or serf who is ameliorated in “Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts becoming free... the master himself did not gain less in every point of view,... for absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men.” The text is a favourite of collectors of quotations and is the best natures. always included in anthologies. If you are looking for Whether it is Lamartine or his anonymous English the exact “power tends to corrupt, and absolute power translator who can claim to have coined ‘absolute corrupts absolutely” wording, then Acton is your man. power corrupts’ we can’t be sure, but we can be sure He didn’t invent the idea though; quotations very like it that it wasn’t Lord Acton. had been uttered by several authors well before 1887.

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like clockwork Thailand will no doubt be watching events in Zurich closely in November. In typically efficient fashion the Swiss have come up with a novel way to regulate prostitution, which involves a cross between a garage sale and a MacDonalds drive through. The first row of 9 garage like buildings has been unveiled in Zurich. Due to be fully operational in November, the 1.5 million pounds stirling out of town development will only allow customer access by car, presumably to avoid the need for installing beds in the garage units. On entering the facility customers will drive past a row of 40 ladies before making their choice and negotiating a price. The ladies (I am assuming they will all be ladies, although other options may be available) will each have to pay 3 pounds 50 stirling (about 175 baht) per night to use a unit, which compared to a MamaSans’ cut of a bar fine seems very cheap. Opening hours will be more limited than customers in Thailand are used to, with the units opening in the early evening, and closing at 5 am. While the idea of providing an out of town location which can be controlled does make some sense, especially for the safety of the ladies involved, you have to wonder whether the Swiss authorities have really thought it all through. How will the ladies (or other options) be presented? Will they be seated behind a window Thai style with numbers strategically pinned to them? Will customers pass their orders via an intercom in a drive through booth? Then there is bound to be a rush of customers in the early evenings as people call in on their way home from work, which, with only 9 units available, could cause massive tailbacks. Waiting times could be even longer if one or two customers feel the need to take their time, or aren’t in any rush to get home to their kartoffel and egg. And how

will they manage closing time? Supermarkets make announcements before they close. ‘This store will close in 10 minutes - please proceed to the checkouts.’ We all know what panic that causes, and how we invariably miss an item on our list in the stampede to get out. Perhaps the Swiss facilities will at least give enough notice of closing time to allow for a cigarette. Or at least use cuckoo clock alarms in place of strident loudspeaker voices. Whatever customers reactions to Zurichs’ first custom built short time units might be, it is easy to imagine how Bangkoks’ finest might just be tempted to try a similar scheme. Perhaps in the car park of the Grace Hotel!

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khao takiab guesthouse and bar business for sale, absolute steal at 1.2m baht, as owner wants a quick sale due to medical reasons. 10 rooms, large bar and restaurant area with outside seating. Good location near condos and by the main road. Please call 085 651 1098 or visit Aussie Bar for more information. guesthouse for sale - 10 rooms with restaurant, small shop & good parking area. Well established with lots of repeat business and guaranteed trade. Located on beach side of Petchkasem Rd. at front of VIP condo chain between Hua Hin/Cha Am. 2 years lease left with a further 3 years and ongoing option. Well worth asking price of 1.4 mil.bht. Tel. 08 9872 9746 (Eng) 08 6177 3010 (Th). See Tik’s Place on Agoda booking site. CHA -AM BUSINESS premises For Rent or Sale, Narathip Road Cha - Am. Available immediately, a small A/C unit suitable for retail, office or bar. Some equipment incl. fridge and fittings available. Call 0850 773 367 (Mai) or email davidwa@yahoo.com.au. Come and have a look! - 200m from the beach betweenTiger Bar and Laundry. restaurant equipment sale Gas charbroiler 70cm x 70cm free standing works great 11,000 baht or offer; flat top gas grill 80cm x 80cm free standing or counter top 10,000 baht or offer, 2 basket french fryer, free standing or counter top works good 7,000 baht or offer. Call 087 662 4408 wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000 wanted: furniture, appliances and more for a new guesthouse. We require a drinks fridge, chairs, tables, pool table and any relevant accessories. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115. Khao Takiab Restaurant for sale or partnership. Robin’s Rest is an established and successful restaurant/ bar in Khao Takiab. We would like a partner, but will sell for the right price. Four floors with two fully equipped kitchens, bar area and two dining areas, plus five bedrooms, four bathrooms and lounge fully furnished. Long term lease contract and rent is paid for the next year. Our valuation is 1.2 million baht and are flexible on the payment terms for either sale or partnership. Serious enquiries only, please contact Howard on 0837 889938 or email howard_coates56@yahoo.co.uk

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Childcare/Kindergarten available for children 2-6 years old. International English speaking staff. 800 am to 5:00 pm Check our website at Seaviewacademyhuahin.com or call 085 287 5424. Swimming pool available for swimming instruction or parental use. Highland Seaview location. Fun and nurturing environment. private english tuition by TEFL qualified teacher. All ages. Location to suit. Rates negotiable - please contact Loren on 081 007 6856 or email boscocan88@gmail.com

Employment guesthouse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115 STAFF WANTED ChaAm: Waiter/Waitress & Kitchen Hand Part Time or Full Time. Very good wages and excellent tips & YOUR chance to work in The best “Pub Restaurant in ChaAm”. Accommodation is available with cable TV & Hot water. 100% of our staff have been with us for more than two years. Your workplace is safe, pleasant & a fun place to be, with mainly Farang customers. Please call (English) 0822 510 871 staff wanted for day and night shifts at bar/ restaurant in Soi 102. Call Colin on 089 238 8397 Staff wanted Female waitress staff wanted full training given; MUST HAVE A BRAIN!! Email info@ buffalobillshuahin.com or call 080 727 4710

Wanted Thai lady in Hua Hin wants to have English lessons. Basic knowledge. Preference Thai teacher. 2 hours/ week every saturday afternoon. Reasonable rates. Call 0866097470

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Why not come down to the first Hua Hin Car Boot Sale being held on Sunday 6th October from 9am? Bookings just 300 baht, on the day 500 baht. Location is next to the Zab Wer Restaurant on Soi 112, shortly before the floating markets. Book now by visiting the Lucky Real Estate shop at Makro on Soi 4 or Zab Wer (cash only) or by going to huahincarbootsale.info (debit/credit card or Paypal). Call 089 128 9556 for enquiries (Eng/Thai) and please visit the website for important information.

General Attractive Hard Wood Garden Furniture. Table and Four Chairs for sale. 3000 Baht. Jim, 0812590617 special offer! collection of CDs, Classic and Pop, all genres from the fifties to the present day. Over 300 in the collection. Offers invited. Call 087 088 2586. Shop dummies and display units for sale. Call 089 530 8771. Solid Hardwood Dining room chairs. I have 5 Hardwood Dining room chairs for sale, 2,500 B each. They are brand new, never used. Made of Mai Dang hardwood. Very sturdy. Contact Dave on 083 692 8050 2 adjustable reclining lounge chairs never used cost 7000 baht will accept 4000 baht 085 427 3542

General - sports Ping Lattidue V2 Golf bag for sale, very good condition, 1. 200 THB. Call: 085 502 8939 (English or German) or 081 011 1128 (Thai) pool table for sale 7 feet long. 38,000 baht. View in Atlantis Bar or call Pascal on 080 244 0008. SPRINGFIELD GOLF FAMILY LIFE MEMBERSHIP for sale 200,000 baht ono plus 107,000 baht transfer fee telephone 081 088 5313 king cobra baffler rescue club 1r 16deg still shaft. Like new 3500 baht. 086 893 2926. wanted vokey wedge. 086 893 2926 Brand new Nike 4 H Hybrid club for sale. Fubuki graphite R flex shaft. Never been used. 3500baht. Call 0838133585. Taylormade TP irons 3 - SW with S300 steel shafts and new grips. Two years old. Will accept 14000bt ono. Please call Paul 0887821859 or email paul@stylishgolf.com Golf Memberships for sale. Have a variety of golf course memberships for sale mainly at Palm Hills and Springfield. Make an offer and we will see if the owner accepts. Please call Paul 0887821859 or email paul@stylishgolf.com SPRINGFIELD GOLF LIFE Membership for sale 200,000 baht plus 107,000 baht transfer fee telephone 084 884 0547 Golf woods and irons for sale; Ping Driver Rapture V2, R Flex 6,000 Baht; PING 5 wood Rapture V2, S Flex 5,000 Baht; PING Irons ISI Copper 3-SW, Cushin Steel Shaft 7,000 Baht; Titleist Driver 907 D1, S Flex 5,000 Baht; TailorMade Driver Ti Bubble2 2,000 Baht; Callaway 3 Wood Great Big Bertha 2,000 Baht. Contact Jan Fridberg 086 997 4572 SPRINGFIELD GOLF LIFETIME Membership for sale 225,000 baht + Transfer Fee 107,000 baht. Email: aromaresponse@hotmail.com, Tel: 089 539 7283. Hybred bike GIANT FCR-2 medium 24 speed Shimano Like new 15,000 baht OBO Dennis 0892080055

auto: 3 wheels & LESS Motorbike/ Scooter Wanted for Private Buyer. Call 083 851 8226 (Eng/Thai) Kawasaki Ninja ZX9R sports bike for sale. All green book and services accounted for. For 140,000bt you are buying a machine that will go from 0-60 in 3 secs and carry on going upwards of 250kmph. Call now for a test ride. Please call Paul 0887821859 or email paul@ stylishgolf.com

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auto: 4 wheels pluS 2005 Chevy Optra for sale. 115K on speedometer. Good shape 300,000 baht. Call 086 668 1896 Great Fun Jeep For Sale Well maintained and completely refurbished four seater yellow Willy’s Jeep for sale. Two litre Toyota diesel engine. Looks great and drives great! Also has radio/CD player. All documents in order and taxed until February 2014. Must be seen to be appreciated! 365,000 baht - offers considered. Call 032 523604 or 084 205 6576 to make an appointment with Jasmine the Jeep! Volvo 940 for Sale. Spare or repair Volvo 940 for sale, body and interior needs attention, but running, needs a few minor repairs i.e air con, fuel gauge. No paperwork but can be taxed and insured for around 3,000 baht a year. Maybe a project for somebody who knows something about cars. 50,000 baht. Will accept near offers. Contact Karen 086 043 0975 Wanted. Volvo 940 or 960 LPG auto. luctoscani@ gmail.com

property for Rent Stunning Pool Villa in Soi 102; 25,000 per month. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. lovely House for rent on Palm Hills golf course; 20,000 baht per month (min. 6 months). More details on www.luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 rooms to rent in soi 102, one larger than the other at 600 and 750 baht per night or negotiable for long term stays. Call 087 059 8615 for details. borfai Villa for rent. Long term only. 2 bed plus 1 bedroom or study, 2 bath (1 ensuite), fully furnished, fully equipped modern kitchen, air con and fans, TV and internet connections. Landscaped gardens all round the house and car port and large terrace at the front. 25,000 baht per month negotiable on longer term rents. More details on www.luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771. Condos for rent at Taweeporn Condotel Resort. Two 28sqm studios near soi 10. WiFi, TV, DVD player, air-con, fridge, kettle, toaster. Beautiful perfectly maintained gardens, 25m pool, bar, restaurant, fully equipped gym. From 12,000 baht/ month incl. utilities. Email property@awolonline.net to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361

Property for sale Properties with an asterisk (*) have more details in Property Marketplace on p 25. *great value canal road home; 2.6m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. *end terrace townhouse in popular area; 3.75m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. *large bungalow near town centre; 4.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. *villa on large plot near Cha Am; 3.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. POOL VILLAS on small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. beautiful new houses on quiet project;from 3m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. attractive house on small gated village; 3.6m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. three bed house in lovely location; 4m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Delightful small house in Hua Hin; just 1.8m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.

Four Bed Villa On Stilts 4.9m baht. Go to www. awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Two Bed House On Stilts 3.6m baht. Go to www. awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Stunning House In South Hua Hin 7.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. two bed apartments in Hua Hin with great facilities; 3.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Fully furnished villa 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. pool villa overlooking lake in Hua Hin, 2 bed; 6.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. great value house, 2 bed with small pool off soi 112; 2.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. european style villa, 3 bed, 2 bath between Hua Hin and Cha Am; 5.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline. net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. large house/land near Palm Hills, 4 bed; 4.5m baht.Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin. com or call 089 530 8771 for details. stunning L shaped Borfai bungalow; 9.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details. Beautiful two storey house in Hua Hin; 12.5 m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin. com or call 089 530 8771 for details. land for sale in Kaeng Krachan/ Hua Hin area. Beautiful area surrounded by mountains and nature. Call K. Surat on 087 169 9204 or K. Natthaphong on 089 547 9843

commercial property centrally located guesthouse for sale. Please contact 089 530 8771 for details. *modern shop and apartment for sale. 3.5 m baht Fully owned, no lease. Contact owner on 085 542 2918 or 2919. More details on www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com popular restaurant business for sale in Hua Hin; 3.7m baht. More details on luckyhuahin.com central hua hin bar for sale. Great opportunity in the heart of the nightlife area. Rent paid until December 2013 and locked in at the same rate for five years. Well established for over 8 years this has often been one of the busiest bars in town. Offers in the region of 3 million baht wanted - contact 081 649 8361 if you are a serious buyer. sunrise coast commercial properties - we have a variety of land, resorts and other commercial opportunities available in the Bang Saphan area. Contact 089 530 8771 for details.

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Property wanted up to seven rai of land wanted with good mountain view. We have a buyer waiting for the right location. Please contact realestate@luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 House and land wanted. Does your Thai friend or family have a dilapidated house on land to offer? In or somewhat close to Hua Hin? I need something that I can rebuild slowly on my small monthly pension. Please call Martin at 084 757 1483 Wanted for a long term rent, 3 bedroom villa, in a quiet area, minimum 120m2 Living area, land size 350-400m2 with either a private pool or communal. Budget MAX 17,000 THB per month. Contact Nigel on 080 100 4194 Wanted Beach Front Villa Looking for a 4+ bedroom, pool villa on the beach, with a good size plot of land. Between Cha Am and Takiab. Cash waiting!! Genuine replies only. Contact Nigel on 080-100-4194 Wanted Condo for rent Wanted for long term rent: 1/2 Bedroom Condo, with good cooking facilities close to the center of Hua Hin. Contact Nigel on 080-100-4194 share townhouse in Hua Hin for single person close to town & beach. Rent 4000 baht per month. Contact Frank on 089 916 9910

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Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102.; Free Bar B Que every Friday from 5pm. when spend 180 bt. Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht on drinks and get it free!. Special prices on Leo Draft all day everyday (from open till close). British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. Cantaloupe Island, Soi 61; Every Friday from 8pm Mexican

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7 design options Sun Roof Decks Easy access to town Full Air Con Packs Clubhouse 24 hour security new developments

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hua hin/kao takiab ladies Pool League

results Week 23 23rd September 2013 Jaew Bar 7 - 5 TK Roadhouse Lanla Bar 5 - 7 Dolphin Bar Muan Bar 11 - 1 Casanova Bar Railway Tavern 7 - 5 Breakfast Club Sa Sa Bar 0 - 12 Bobby’s Birds Somatch (3D+1) Bar 7 - 5 The Squealing Pig Sunset Boulevard 5 - 7 The Lord Webb The Clansmen 11 - 1 The Dutchman

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results Week 20 20th September 2013 Clansmen 6 - 2 Sunset Boulevard Hey Hua Hin 3 - 5 Lucky Shot A Hua Hin Miss You 3 - 5 Dolphin Bar Jaew Bar 1 - 7 Maria Bar 1 Lord Webb 2 - 6 JW Black Maria Bar 2 6 - 2 The Dutchman Oasis 6 - 2 The Sports Bar Pa’s Beer Garden 6 - 2 Sofia Hotel

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Hua Hin Pool Billiard League

W 21 16 15 16 15 15 11 9 9 9 9 9

D 0 3 5 2 3 2 3 5 2 2 2 1

L +/- Pts 2 92 42 4 60 35 3 58 35 5 52 34 5 52 33 6 40 32 9 6 25 9 12 23 12 8 20 12 -12 20 12 -28 20 13 -4 19

Team Maria Bar 1 Oasis Lucky Shot A Maria Bar 2 Hey Hua Hin JW Black Dolphin Bar Sunset Boulevard Lord Webb Jaew Bar Clansmen

P 19 19 19 19 19 19 18 19

W 15 12 10 10 12 10 10 8

D 4 5 8 7 2 4 4 4

L 0 2 1 2 5 5 4 7

+/- Pts 62 34 54 29 38 28 40 27 32 26 20 24 20 24 -2 20

18 7 19 4 19 4

3 5 3

8 14 10 -30 12 -34

17 13 11

Sports Bar

19 3

4

12 -24

10

The Dutchman 19 2

4

13 -40

8

Team Muan Bar Railway Tavern The Clansmen Jaew Bar Bobby’s Birds The Lord Webb Squealing Pig TK Roadhouse Somatch Bar Dolphin Bar The Dutchman Lanla Bar

P 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23 23

Sunset B’vard

23 5

7 11 -10

17

Casanova Bar

23 2

3 18 -100

7

Pa’s Beer Gdn

5

3

1

1

Sa Sa Bar

23 2

1 20 -114

5

HHin Miss You 19

3

1

15 -58

7

Breakfast Club 23 0

1 22 -112

1

Sofia Hotel

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1

17 -98

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fixtures Week 24 30th September 2013 Bobby’s Birds v Somatch (3D+1) Bar Breakfast Club v Sa Sa Bar Casanova Bar v Railway Tavern Dolphin Bar v Muan Bar Jaew Bar v Lanla Bar The Lord Webb v The Clansmen The Squealing Pig v Sunset Boulevard TK Roadhouse v The Dutchman

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this week’s fixtures Week 21 27th September 2013 Dolphin Bar v Pa’s Beer Garden JW Black v Hua Hin Miss You Lucky Shot A v Oasis Maria Bar 1 v Clansmen Sofia Hotel v Maria Bar 2 Sunset Boulevard v Lord Webb The Dutchman v Hey Hua Hin The Sports Bar v Jaew Bar

FRIDAY DARTS OPEN DARTS COMPETITION Each week you can join in a fun knockout competition at a different venue Friday 4th October Hua Hin Miss You at 7.30 pm. Friday 11th October All Nations 55 at 7.30 pm. Friday 18th October Johnny’s 56 at 7.30 pm. Friday 25th October Jungle Juice at 7.30 pm. Info : Martin 090 498 7511 and Oil 087 153 2259

next week’s fixtures Week 22 4th October 2013 Clansmen v The Sports Bar Hua Hin Miss You v Sunset Boulevard Jaew Bar v Lucky Shot A Lord Webb v Maria Bar 1 Maria Bar 2 v Hey Hua Hin Oasis v The Dutchman Pa’s Beer Garden v JW Black Sofia Hotel v Dolphin Bar

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results Week 10 19th September 2013 Casanova’s 10 - 8 Sinatras Clansmen 14 - 4 Sasa Bar Dara Bar 9 - 9 Railway Tavern Hut Bar 4 - 14 Maria’s J Sports Bar 6 - 12 Lanla Bar Jaew Bar 13 - 5 Squealing Pig League Table Team Clansmen Maria’s Lanla Bar Railway Tavern Jaew Bar Squealing Pig Dara Bar Hut Bar Sasa Bar J Sports Bar Casanova’s Sinatras

P W D 10 8 2 10 8 1 10 7 0 10 6 2 10 4 2 10 4 2 10 3 2 10 3 2 10 4 0 10 2 2 10 2 1 10 0 2

L 0 1 3 2 4 4 5 5 6 6 7 8

+/- Pts 36 18 44 17 28 14 18 14 8 10 -14 10 -16 8 -16 8 -16 8 -16 6 -20 5 -36 2

Fixtures Please note - no fixtures next week Week 12 10th October 2013 Casanova’s v Clansmen Maria’s v Jaew Bar Railway Tavern v J Sports Bar Sasa Bar v Hut Bar Sinatras v Dara Bar Squealing Pig v Lanla Bar

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results Week 1 25th September 2013 Beer O’Clock Club 9 - 9 The Bridge Bobby’s Beauties 7 - 11 Bobby’s Bangers Casanova’s 5 - 13 Sunset Boulevard Hey Hua Hin 8 - 10 Maria’s Bar Jaew Bar 6 - 12 Beach Hut Bar Muan Bar 13 - 5 Clansman TK Roadies 6 - 12 TK Roadhouse League Table Team Muan Bar Sunset B’vard Beach Hut Bar TK Roadhouse Bobbys Bngers Maria’s Bar Beer O’Clock The Bridge Hey Hua Hin Bobbys B’ties Jaew Bar TK Roadies Casanova’s Clansman

P 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1

W 1 1 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 1 1

+/- Pts 8 2 8 2 6 2 6 2 4 2 2 2 0 1 0 1 -2 0 -4 0 -6 0 -6 0 -8 0 -8 0

Fixtures Week 2 2nd October 2013 Beach Hut Bar v Bobby’s Beauties Bobby’s Bangers v Casanova’s Clansman v TK Roadies Muan Bar v Jaew Bar Sunset Boulevard v Hey Hua Hin The Bridge v Maria’s Bar TK Roadhouse v Beer O’Clock Club

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results Week 19 25th September 2013 All Nations GH 10 - 9 Tiger Bar Billys A 6 - 13 JW Red El Murphy’s 4 - 15 King Bar B JW Black 11 - 6 Billys B Jungle Juice A 7 - 12 SOMatch Bar King Bar A 10 - 9 Buckleys Moonlight 14 - 5 Jungle Juice B Pink Panther 11 - 8 Sabai Fixtures Week 20 2nd October 2013 All Nations 55 v El Murphy’s Billys B v Jungle Juice A Buckleys v All Nations GH Jungle Juice B v Billys A JW Red v JW Black King Bar B v Pink Panther Sabai v King Bar A SOMatch Bar v O’Neills Sports Bar Tiger Bar v Moonlight league table Team Buckleys Moonlight King Bar B King Bar A JW Red Jungle Juice B All Nations GH Pink Panther Tiger Bar JW Black Sabai Jungle Juice A Billys B O’Neills Sports Bar SOMatch Bar El Murphy’s Billys A All Nations 55

P 19 19 19 18 19 19 19 18 18 19 19 18 18 18 18 18 16 16

W 18 16 14 14 14 13 12 10 10 10 8 7 5 5 3 3 2 0

L 1 3 5 4 5 6 7 8 8 9 11 11 13 13 15 15 14 16

+/113 99 81 66 53 47 21 36 16 -13 2 -10 -48 -76 -74 -124 -75 -114

Pts 36 32 28 28 28 26 24 20 20 20 16 14 10 10 6 6 4 0

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The new season of this league began a couple of weeks ago, but unfortunately the organisers did not inform us, so apologies for the lateness in publishing details. results Week 2 18th September 2013 Blue Lagoon Ladies 9 - 9 Scandic Bar Blue Lagoon Men 6 - 12 Blue Harley Buddy Bar 13 - 5 Scandy Resort Scandy Dart Flyers 13 - 5 P’dise Corner Bar Week 1 11th September 2013 Blue Harley 5 - 13 Buddy Bar Paradise Corner Bar v Blue Lagoon Men n/a Scandic Bar 13 - 5 Scandy Dart Flyers Scandy Resort 0 - 18 Blue Lagoon Ladies

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League table Team Buddy Bar Blue L’n Ladies Scandic Bar S’y Dart Flyers Blue Harley Blue L’n Men P’dise Corner Scandy Resort

P W D L 2 2 0 0 2 1 1 0 2 1 1 0 2 1 0 1 2 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 2 0 0 2

+/- Pts 16 4 18 3 8 3 0 2 -2 2 -6 0 -8 0 -26 0

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fixtures Week 4 2nd October 2013 Blue Harley v Scandy Dart Flyers Buddy Bar v Blue Lagoon Men Paradise Corner Bar v Blue Lagoon Ladies Scandy Resort v Scandic Bar

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Results 24th September 2013 Majestic A - B Masters Aggegate pairs 34 teams entered 1st Darren Sellars/ Eric Taylor 72 pts 2nd Adrian Byrne/ Neung Chueanil 69 pts 3rd Jorgen Bjorke/ Alain De Rocker 64 pts 4th Daniel Bechu/ James Lynch 62 pts

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24th September 2013 Majestic A - B THE MASTERS 68 entered 1st Neung Chueanil 38 pts (07) 2nd Eric Taylor 36 pts (17) 3rd Darren Sellars 36 pts (13) 4th Doug East 35 pts (14) 20th September 2013 Sea Pines 2 ball scramble 14 teams entered 1st Bjorn Byman/Jon Lundgren 72-7= 65.0 2nd Han Hakvoort/ Petra V D Kroon 65.2 3rd Daniel Bechu/ Jorgen Bjorke 66.2 4th K-M Mannikko/Marten Norragard 66.8

RESULTS 25th September 2013 Banyan Stableford 10 entered 1st Richard Green 35 pts (14) 2nd Mike Smith 34 pts (13) 3rd Nick Page 32 pts (14) 4th Geoff G Batt-Rawden 32 pts (08) Upcoming Fixtures 30th September 2013 Lakeview AB Stableford/Eclectic 2nd October 2013 Sawang Yellow Ball Team event

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Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and results. Results: 20th september 2013 Front 9 - W. Henderson 21 pts Back 9 - K. Kristensen 16 pts Overall - K.Kristensen 35 pts (Countback R. Heath ) cha am golf club

The Club welcomes anyone interested in the game of golf. They have Members of all abilities and experience and include men and lady golfers from twelve different nations. Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES October 2013 9th October @ Majestic Creek 25th October Cha-Am Golf Club Event: warming up Wirkola Cup 28th October Wirkola Cup 29th October Wirkola Cup

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fixtures (all times Thailand) Saturday 28th September 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Tottenham v Chelsea 18:45 Aston Villa v Man City 21:00 Fulham v Cardiff 21:00 Hull v West Ham 21:00 Man Utd v West Brom 21:00 Southampton v Crystal Palace 21:00 Swansea v Arsenal 23:30 CHAMPIONSHIP Huddersfield v Blackpool 01:45 Nottm Forest v Derby 18:15 Bolton v Yeovil 21:00 Bournemouth v Blackburn 21:00 Burnley v Charlton 21:00 Ipswich v Brighton 21:00 Leicester v Barnsley 21:00 Millwall v Leeds 21:00 QPR v Middlesbrough 21:00 Reading v Birmingham 21:00 Sheff Wed v Doncaster 21:00 Watford v Wigan 21:00 SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP Kilmarnock v Celtic 18:45 Hearts v Dundee Utd 21:00 Inverness CT v Hibernian 21:00 Motherwell v Ross County 21:00 St Johnstone v Partick Thistle 21:00 Sunday 29th September 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Stoke v Norwich 19:30 Sunderland v Liverpool 22:00 Tuesday 1st October 2013 PREMIER LEAGUE Everton v Newcastle 02:00

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Team Arsenal Tottenham Man City Chelsea Liverpool Everton Southampton Man Utd Swansea Stoke Hull Newcastle Aston Villa West Brom West Ham Cardiff Norwich Fulham Crystal Palace Sunderland

P 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5

GD 5 4 8 4 2 2 1 1 0 -1 -2 -3 0 0 0 -2 -3 -4 -4 -8

PTS 12 12 10 10 10 9 8 7 7 7 7 7 6 5 5 5 4 4 3 1

wednesday 2nd October 2013 CHAMPIONSHIP Barnsley v Reading 01:45 Birmingham v Millwall 01:45 Blackpool v Bolton 01:45 Brighton v Sheff Wed 01:45 Charlton v Nottm Forest 01:45 Derby v Ipswich 01:45 Doncaster v Burnley 01:45 Leeds v Bournemouth 01:45 Middlesbrough v Huddersfield 01:45 Yeovil v Leicester 01:45 Blackburn v Watford 02:00

SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP St Mirren v Aberdeen 01:45

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The website address to sign in or sign up is fantasy.premierleague.com/ AWOL CHALLENGE TABLE 2013/2014 Team GW 1 Lost Cafe 61 2 Red and Blue Bangers 73 3 Portsmouth City FC 56 4 Penshioners 63 5 Destroyers 52 6 Wanderlust United 39 7 FreeBradleyManning 41 8 Hua Hin United 62 9 Mr. ChaAming 49 10 Event Horizon 42 11 AWOL Wanderers 49 12 Khao Noi All Stars 41 13 Beeblebrox 15 14 Tahitian Queen 48 15 FC OK 41 16 Highland Dykes 37 17 Debbies11 50 18 I am...Sasha Fierce 49 19 Dans Demons 18

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sticking the boot in Di Canio regains control of Sunderland in military coup

sunderland, england PAOLO Di Canio has declared himself Sunderland manager-for-life following a brutal coup. The charismatic manager, who was fired for poor results on Sunday, stormed the Stadium of Light with tanks and helicopters before making an impassioned address on the club’s YouTube channel. He said: “It takes time to turn a club around and the players I have purchased this summer deserve a chance to settle in. That is why I have seized this club by force and have ordered a reel of piano wire for my talks with senior players. “No longer will this club operate under the communist rule of the FA. Where is the logic in winning a war and leaving your opponents to fight another day, or letting a player leave who then comes back to score against you with his unbroken legs? “Twelve points have been stolen from us this season. The communists might settle for the

Left: Di Canio, in a surprising move, pledged his allegiance to Nigel Farage and the UK Independence Party, while his forces moved in on the Stadium Of Light.

loss of three points to West Bromwich Albion, but I say no! I say we must take those points back! “To this end I have authorised a low-level bombing raid on the Hawthorns, to be followed by a lightning strike by our infantry led by Lee Cattermole.” Fans gathered around Sunderland’s ground were thought to have hung effigies of

chairman Ellis Short and caretaker manager Kevin Ball from lampposts, until it became apparent that they weren’t effigies. Peterborough United, Sunderland’s opponents in tonight’s League Cup game, have confirmed they have received a fax from Di Canio requesting their unconditional surrender.

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