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hua hin, THAILAND The AWOL Mail Survey has now finished, and we would like to thank the readers who responded. The results are fairly unsurprising for most who have lived here for any length of time, and only one respondent had what could be described as positive comments, with a huge majority having experienced major problems with their mail. Most respondents complained of mail taking either several weeks to arrive or worse, not arriving at all, for both incoming and outgoing mail. Some were sympathetic to the staff with comments about the organisation, staff levels and the actual building being inadequate, and both the sorting and delivery mechanisms are regarded as inefficient - several respondents said that they rarely have the same postman, and many commented on the state of the sorting office, with it variously being described as ‘chaotic’, ‘messy’, ‘cluttered’ and other similar remarks. Many also suggested that the standard of English ability of the staff could be a major reason for the problems with mail addressed in English. It was encouraging to note that few believed any missing mail was due to theft. AWOL cannot influence what happens at the Post Office, but we can advise our readers to be careful when sending mail, and to consider other options for both sending and receiving mail; for example there is a private mailbox service available at the Lucky Real Estate office at Makro (Soi 4), and international courier services will deliver and collect. This however does not address the problem of regular incoming mail, such as bills or bank statements, and we strongly suggest that anyone experiencing problems complains not only to Thailand Post, but also to the organisation sending the mail you are expecting or receive late.

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stories money makes the world go round By Roger Norwood A regular chore for most expats in Thailand is dealing with getting hold of their money in bank accounts outside of the kingdom without facing excessive charges or hurdles. There is also the matter of watching the exchange rates, which in some cases can differ wildly both between their home country and here, as well as from week to week. It seems that currently the Thai baht is starting to slide against many currencies, something that many people feel is long overdue, and while many expats will get excited about the prospect of getting more baht for their Pound, Dollar or Euro, how much better off they will be is subject to some question, as

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a weaker baht will make imports to Thailand more expensive, and chiefly the most important of those is oil, which would feed into higher prices for virtually everything. Other expat delicacies from home would also rise, although on the flip side, given the experiences I have had since the pound plummeted against the baht, prices for international air travel are likely to fall when originating from Thailand - the most feasible explanation I have heard regarding the current differences is that the landing fees in Thailand became much more expensive due to the strength of the baht, so we can only assume that this would reverse should the baht weaken significantly, but it shouldn’t be a big surprise if it doesn’t!.

Back in the heady days of 75 baht to the pound and 40 baht to the dollar, flights originating in Europe were considerably more expensive than those starting in Thailand, and many expats, myself included, made the decision to get a one way ticket and from then on buy returns from Thailand, which was fine until about three or four years ago, when the situation flipped. The point of my ramblings this week is that we really should be careful what we wish for, unless we are in a position to play both sides of the currency exchange game, which most expats I know are not. In the short term your afternoon beers may become cheap again as the baht slides, but in the long term, probably not.

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HCSO Sgt. Michael Allen said: ‘Black admitted to taking the money and medication because Mr Gulley was going to kick her out and she needed money for a place to live.’ On trying the remove the cash, he added, ‘she was bleeding severely and was transported to the Hawkins County (Memorial Hospital) emergency room. ‘The wad of money was removed and collected as evidence.’ london, uk Council’s 9-inch double yellow lines thought to be UK’s smallest Bungling contractors for Westminster Council have painted a double yellow line that is just nine inches long. Paving the way for model Minis, the lines were put in between a taxi rank and parking bays on Caxton Street, central London. ‘This was a mistake by a contractor. We are obviously not happy about it, because double yellow lines should play an important part in traffic management and road safety,’ said Leith Penny, Westminster City Council’s strategic director for city management. ‘But on this occasion we can see how absurd this looks and we will make sure it is corrected.’

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bum deal Growing up in a city like Hull, once a major UK fishing port, brought with it an unquestioned acceptance of the traditions associated with the fishing industry. One of those traditions was tattooing, and in much the same way as Royal or Merchant Navy sailors would have their own style of tattoos done, so did the trawler men. Tattooing was seen almost as a right of passage. Possibly as one way to try to ensure that seafarers could be identified should their ship go down, or perhaps just to demonstrate that boys were ready to enter the world of what was very tough and dangerous adult work. Looking back now it is clear that there was a hierarchy and symbolism in the style of tattoos. Naval officers would have the most elaborate and expensive, often depicting the insignia of their ship, while most trawler men would have an anchor tattooed on one earlobe, together with the almost obligatory heart and arrow on one arm, and names ranging from ‘Mum’ to Doris - or whoever they happened to be married to at the time. What they all had in common was a distinct lack of creative artwork. What they didn’t have in common was how tattoos were perceived back on dry land by potential employers. The shortage of labour in the immediate post war years in the UK

left no room to discriminate against what were then perfectly acceptable signs of military service (and were in any case usually covered) and ex-naval officers almost automatically got jobs in the Civil Service or Local Government. But by the 1970’s attitudes had changed. Woe betide anyone with a visible tattoo who wanted a job in catering, or even retail work. Employers felt that customers didn’t want to see tattooed staff, and there were plenty of ‘clean’ applicants to choose from. Fast forward to the 2000’s and a new generation of expertly tattooed and often very successful professional bodies has emerged. The Beckham full sleeve tattoos haven’t detracted from his appeal as a role model - or as a model for underwear, and may even have helped him. After all - we need something other than a pair of plain white knickers to look at, and tattooing is now an accepted and respected form of art. So we shouldn’t really be surprised by Cheryl Coles’ newly decorated derriere, which is reported to have taken 15 hours to complete. A wild underestimation if ever I heard one, and a true testament to the Chelsea flower show. At least Cheryl will still be able to get a job at MacDonalds should she ever need to, and can now put her own interpretation on those old lyrics ‘I never promised you a rose garden’.

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results Week 20 2nd September 2013 Bobby’s Birds 7 - 5 Lanla Bar Breakfast Club 5 - 7 Jaew Bar Casanova Bar 7 - 5 Dolphin Bar TK Roadhouse 6 - 6 Sunset Boulevard The Clansmen 9 - 3 Somatch (3D+1) Bar The Dutchman 10 - 2 Sa Sa Bar The Lord Webb v Railway Tavern n/a The Squealing Pig v Muan Bar n/a

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results Week 17 30th August 2013 Dolphin Bar 5 - 3 Jaew Bar Hua Hin Miss You 1 - 7 Maria Bar 2 JW Black 3 - 5 Oasis Maria Bar 1 5 - 3 The Dutchman Pa’s Beer Garden 5 - 3 Lord Webb Sofia Hotel 1 - 7 Clansmen Sunset Boulevard v Hey Hua Hin n/a The Sports Bar 3 - 5 Lucky Shot A

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League Table Team Muan Bar Railway Tavern Bobby’s Birds The Clansmen Jaew Bar The Lord Webb TK Roadhouse Squealing Pig Somatch Bar Sunset B’vard Dolphin Bar

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P 19 19 20 20 20 19 20 19 20 20 20

W 19 13 13 12 13 11 9 9 8 5 7

D L +/- Pts 0 0 86 38 3 3 56 29 3 4 42 29 5 3 40 29 2 5 42 28 2 6 28 24 5 6 22 23 3 7 2 21 2 10 14 18 7 8 -4 17 2 11 -12 16

The Dutchman 20 7

2 11 -24

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Lanla Bar

20 7

1 12

-8

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Casanova Bar

20 2

3 15 -82

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Sa Sa Bar

20 2

1 17 -96

5

Breakfast Club 20 0

1 19 -106

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fixtures Week 21 9th September 2013 Dolphin Bar v TK Roadhouse Jaew Bar v Casanova Bar Lanla Bar v Breakfast Club Muan Bar v Bobby’s Birds Railway Tavern v The Squealing Pig Sa Sa Bar v The Lord Webb Somatch (3D+1) Bar v The Dutchman Sunset Boulevard v The Clansmen

FRIDAY DARTS OPEN DARTS COMPETITION Each week you can join in a fun knockout competition at a different venue Friday 13th September Hua Hin Miss You at 7.30 pm. Friday 20th September Johnny’s 56 at 7.30 pm. Friday 27th September Jungle Juice at 7.30 pm. Info : Martin 090 498 7511 and Oil 087 153 2259

Team Maria Bar 1 Oasis Lucky Shot A Maria Bar 2 Hey Hua Hin JW Black Dolphin Bar Sunset B’vard Lord Webb Jaew Bar Sports Bar

P 16 16 16 16 15 16 16 15 16 16 16

W 13 11 8 8 10 9 8 7 6 4 3

D 3 3 7 6 2 3 4 3 3 4 4

L 0 2 1 2 3 4 4 5 7 8 9

+/- Pts 52 29 50 25 34 23 30 22 30 22 18 21 16 20 4 17 10 15 -22 12 -14 10

Clansmen

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3

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7

HHin Miss You 16 3

1

12 -48

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The Dutchman 16 1

4

11 -36

6

Pa’s Beer Gdn

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1

1

0

3

Sofia Hotel

16 0

1

15 -88

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this week’s fixtures Week 18 6th September 2013 Clansmen v Dolphin Bar Hey Hua Hin v Maria Bar 1 Hua Hin Miss You v Pa’s Beer Garden Jaew Bar v JW Black Lord Webb v Sofia Hotel Maria Bar 2 v Lucky Shot A Oasis v Sunset Boulevard The Dutchman v The Sports Bar next week’s fixtures Week 19 13th September 2013 Dolphin Bar v Lord Webb JW Black v Clansmen Lucky Shot A v The Dutchman Maria Bar 1 v Oasis Pa’s Beer Garden v Maria Bar 2 Sofia Hotel v Hua Hin Miss You Sunset Boulevard v Jaew Bar The Sports Bar v Hey Hua Hin

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results Week 6 22nd August 2013 Casanova’s 8 - 10 Lanla Bar Clansmen 11 - 7 Jaew Bar Dara Bar 11 - 7 J Sports Bar Sasa Bar 5 - 13 Railway Tavern Sinatras 7 - 11 Maria’s Squealing Pig 10 - 8 Hut Bar League Table Team Clansmen Maria’s Lanla Bar Railway Tavern Dara Bar Hut Bar Squealing Pig J Sports Bar Sasa Bar Casanova’s Jaew Bar Sinatras

P 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6

W 6 5 4 4 3 2 3 2 2 1 1 0

D 0 0 0 0 1 2 0 0 0 1 1 1

Fixtures Week 8 5th September 2013 Casanova’s v Railway Tavern Clansmen v Maria’s Dara Bar v Lanla Bar Hut Bar v Jaew Bar Sinatras v Sasa Bar Squealing Pig v J Sports Bar

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L 0 1 2 2 2 2 3 4 4 4 4 5

+/- Pts 24 12 22 10 18 8 2 8 0 7 -2 6 -10 6 -8 4 -8 4 -4 3 -12 3 -22 1


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results Week 26 4th September 2013 Beer O’Clock Club 6 - 12 Sunset Boulevard Bobby’s Bangers 9 - 9 Hey Hua Hin Jaew Bar 8 - 10 Beach Hut Bar Maria’s Bar 14 - 4 TK Roadhouse Muan Bar 7 - 11 Bobby’s Bar Sinatras 0 - 18 Lanla Bar The Bridge 10 - 8 Casanova’s league table Team Maria’s Bar Sunset B’vard Hey Hua Hin Jaew Bar Beach Hut Bar TK Roadhouse Bobbys Bngrs The Bridge Muan Bar Bobby’s Bar Lanla Bar Sinatras Beer O’Clock Casanova’s

P 25 25 26 26 26 26 26 25 26 26 26 26 25 26

W 22 22 19 17 17 13 10 10 8 9 5 6 4 3

D 1 1 4 3 2 3 4 1 4 1 3 0 2 1

L 2 2 3 6 7 10 12 14 14 16 18 20 19 22

+/158 148 116 82 78 10 -30 -68 -24 -26 -100 -128 -82 -134

Pts 45 45 42 37 36 29 24 21 20 19 13 12 10 7

Fixtures The season is over bar a couple of outstanding matches, including the title decider that was purposely postponed to add to the excitement! Fixtures remaining are: 10th September 2013 Sunset Boulevard v Maria’s Bar To be rearranged Beer O’Clock Club v The Bridge cryptic Crossword Solution

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results Week 16 4th September 2013 All Nations GH 10 - 9 Billys B Billys A v All Nations 55 n/a Buckleys v Tiger Bar n/a Jungle Juice A 13 - 6 El Murphy’s JW Black v King Bar B n/a King Bar A v JW Red n/a Moonlight v SOMatch Bar n/a O’Neills Sports Bar 7 - 12 Pink Panther Sabai 8 - 11 Jungle Juice B Fixtures Week 17 11th September 2013 All Nations 55 v JW Black Billys B v Moonlight El Murphy’s v O’Neills Sports Bar Jungle Juice B v King Bar A JW Red v All Nations GH King Bar B v Jungle Juice A Pink Panther v Buckleys SOMatch Bar v Billys A Tiger Bar v Sabai league table Team Buckleys Moonlight King Bar A JW Red Jungle Juice B All Nations GH King Bar B Pink Panther Tiger Bar Sabai Jungle Juice A JW Black Billys B O’Neills Sports Bar SOMatch Bar Billys A El Murphy’s All Nations 55

P 15 15 15 15 16 16 15 16 15 16 16 15 16 16 15 15 16 15

W 15 13 12 11 11 11 10 9 9 8 7 7 5 5 2 2 2 0

L 0 2 3 4 5 5 5 7 6 8 9 8 11 11 13 13 14 15

+/101 81 53 59 44 30 43 36 13 19 0 -17 -40 -60 -67 -68 -116 -111

Pts 30 26 24 22 22 22 20 18 18 16 14 14 10 10 4 4 4 0

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HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE

results The season is over. Congratulations to Buddy Bar for winning and all the other teams for taking part. Details of the new season will appear here when available. League table Team Buddy Bar P’dise Corner T-C Buddy Harley Scandy Resort Blue Lagoon 2 Blue Lagoon 1 Dart Flyers 2 Dart Flyers 1

P 16 16 16 15 16 15 16 16 16

W 12 11 9 9 8 7 7 4 0

D 1 1 1 1 1 2 1 0 0

L +/- Pts 3 94 25 4 82 23 6 14 19 5 28 19 7 -4 17 6 54 16 8 -8 15 12 -58 8 16 -202 0

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10% OFF FOR DARTS LEAGUE PLAYERS division 2 results Week 13 3rd September 2013 All Nations 55 v Blue Lagoon 2 n/a CAT Jiggapik 3 - 15 All Nations Guesthouse Hua Hin Miss You 1 16 - 2 Chill Chill Bar Robin’s Rest 13 - 5 O’Neills

fixtures Week 14 10th September 2013 Buddy Bar v Play Sports Lounge CAT Karaoke v Hua Hin Miss You 2 Johnny’s 56 v Blue Lagoon 1 Paradise v Jungle Juice A

league table Team Paradise Jungle Juice A CAT Karaoke Blue Lagoon 1 Buddy Bar HHin Miss You 2 Play Sports Johnny’s 56

P 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13

W 11 11 11 6 5 4 2 1

D 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 0

L 1 2 2 6 8 9 11 12

+/142 114 84 22 -4 -78 -146 -134

Pts 23 22 22 13 10 8 4 2

fixtures Week 14 10th September 2013 All Nations Guesthouse v All Nations 55 Blue Lagoon 2 v CAT Jiggapik Chill Chill Bar v O’Neills Robin’s Rest v Hua Hin Miss You 1

league table Team All Nations GH Blue Lagoon 2 HHin Miss You 1 Robin’s Rest All Nations 55 O’Neills CAT Jiggapik Chill Chill Bar

P 12 11 13 12 12 13 13 12

W 10 8 8 6 6 4 4 2

D 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0

L 2 3 5 6 6 8 8 10

+/102 56 36 8 -30 -22 -38 -112

Pts 20 16 16 12 12 9 9 4

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Results 3rd September 2013 Majestic A - B Stableford 29 entered 1st Tom Tucker 39 pts (12) 2nd Robert Laminit 38 pts (07) 3rd Chuck Carriere 37 pts (11) 4th Michael Staples 33 pts (06)

forthcoming fixtures 10 September 2013 Springfield Medal / Stableford 13 September 2013 Majestic Stableford

30th August 2013 Black Mountain Benefit, 2BBB 34 entered 1st Gary Engleman/Nigel Guest 25 pts 2nd Ben Amelsvoort/Michael Edwards 24 pts 3rd Robert Laminit/ John Rouhiala 24 pts 4th Adrian Salt/Jo Sims 23 pts 27th August 2013 Kaeng Krachan M - V Stableford 14 entered 1st Daniel Bechu 36 pts (08) 2nd Wij Wijesena 36 pts (12) 3rd Jorgen Bjorke 33 pts (11) 4th Ayyub Mian 32 pts (17)

Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and results. Results: 30th august 2013 Competition abandoned due to adverse weather conditions

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RESULTS 2nd September 2013 Lake View AB Strokeplay 12 entered 1st Peter Dunne 77 - 09 = 68 2nd Nigel Guest 89 - 16 = 73 3rd Alan Rawson 89 - 16 = 73 4th John Anstee 95 - 22 = 73 Upcoming Fixtures 9th September 2013 Lakeview CD Stableford 11th September 2013 Springfield 1X6 2X6 3X6 BB Teams of 3

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The Club welcomes anyone interested in the game of golf. They have Members of all abilities and experience and include men and lady golfers from twelve different nations. Contact: secretary@chaamgolfclub.com FIXTURES September 2013 11th September Club Event 25th September Club Event

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fixtures (all times Thailand) FIFA EUROPEAN WORLD CUP QUALIFYING Friday 6th September 2013 Kazakhstan v Faroe Islands (Grp C) 22:00 Czech Rep. v Armenia (Grp B) 23:00 Saturday 7th September 2013 Macedonia v Wales (Grp A) 00:00 Romania v Hungary (Grp D) 00:00 Russia v Luxembourg (Grp F) 00:00 Malta v Denmark (Grp B) 01:00 Norway v Cyprus (Grp E) 01:00 Turkey v Andorra (Grp D) 01:00 Ukraine v San Marino (Grp H) 01:00 Latvia v Lithuania (Grp G) 01:10 Bosnia-H v Slovakia (Grp G) 01:15 Georgia v France (Grp I) 01:15 Estonia v Netherlands (Grp D) 01:30 Finland v Spain (Grp I) 01:30 Slovenia v Albania (Grp E) 01:30 Switzerland v Iceland (Grp E) 01:30 Germany v Austria (Grp C) 01:45 Italy v Bulgaria (Grp B) 01:45 Liechtenstein v Greece (Grp G) 01:45 Northern Ireland v Portugal (Grp F) 01:45 Poland v Montenegro (Grp H) 01:45 R. of Ireland v Sweden (Grp C) 01:45 Serbia v Croatia (Grp A) 01:45 England v Moldova (Grp H) 02:00 Scotland v Belgium (Grp A) 02:00 Sunday 8th September 2013 Israel v Azerbaijan (Grp F) 01:00 Tuesday 10th September 2013 Russia v Israel (Grp F) 22:00 Lithuania v Liechtenstein (Grp G) 22:30 Armenia v Denmark (Grp B) 23:00 Kazakhstan v Sweden (Grp C) 23:00 wednesday 11th September 2013 Georgia v Finland (Grp I) 00:00 Malta v Bulgaria (Grp B) 01:00 Norway v Switzerland (Grp E) 01:00 Romania v Turkey (Grp D) 01:00 Luxembourg v Northern Ireland (Grp F) 01:15

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TOT 188 183 169 166 155 153 152 152 146 144 144 144 140 137 135 131 121 116 97

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madrid, spain INSURERS have banned Carlo Ancelotti from picking Gareth Bale in case he gets broken. After paying £86M for the former Spurs silverback, Real Madrid will only allow Bale to run around the pitch of the Bernabeau once everybody else has gone home. The Welshman will spend the rest of his time locked in a gilded tower, like a lonely princess in a children’s fairy tale. Real president Florentino Pérez said: “Gareth is important for our mid-term marketing strategy and season ticket holders can look at him through the bars of his dressing room whenever they want. “As long as they don’t try to feed him, of course. For context, the bloke who bought Munch’s The Scream only paid £76M, for which he got to keep it rather than rent it for six years like we have with Gareth. “And I bet he doesn’t sling it onto his lawn every Saturday and let the gardeners kick lumps out of it.” Club doctors have also advised Bale to cease

Above: Bale carefully hides his ears as he shows fans what he will do if they get behind him and give him bananas rolling around on the floor like a dog in a sand pit whenever anybody goes near him, in case he dislocates a shoulder. Pérez said: “It’s too risky to let Gareth score a

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