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Hua Hin Live

20 April 2012

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hua hin, THAILAND Several bars in the centre of town were this week taken to task and fined for breaking the terms of their alcohol licences; police raided several establishments in the Soi Binthabaht and Soi 80 areas on Tuesday afternoon and a number of licensees were held at the police station for up to six hours. The penalties outlined in the 2008 Alcoholic Beverage Control Act for selling alcohol outside the times laid down are ‘imprisonment for the term of not exceeding six months or to a fine of not exceeding ten thousand Baht or both’; when this law was passed there was great confusion as to whether the hours stipulated related only to shops or also applied to bars, and it seems clear now what the answer is. The legal hours are well known to anyone who has visited a 7/11, Tesco Lotus or Villa Market, as there are prominent signs informing customers that alcohol cannot be sold between the hours of two and five o’clock in the afternoon, and between midnight and eleven o’clock in the morning. This is the first time that AWOL has heard of bars being punished for this however, and may indicate another drive by the authorities to enforce the act. It does appear though that any venue that has either a hotel or restaurant licence is exempt from these hours, but it would be advisable for anyone with an alcohol licence to check their status with either a lawyer or local police. Whenever this sort of action is taken it begs the question of the bar business community as to why they do not form an organisation that can help to advise members as well as act on their behalf and work with the police and other authorities to achieve a satisfactory outcome for all. So many foreigners enter the business and get caught out, and police time could be spent more efficiently on real criminals.

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Useful Numbers Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027 Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719 Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743 San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585 Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567 Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433 Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 522 656 Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230 (air-con) 032 511654, 512543 Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073 TAT 032 513885 Tourist Info. Centre 032 512 120 Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215 Hua Hin Water 032 511 677 TOT 032 519 000/001 TT&T 032 532 018

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Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102. (p 23); Free Sunday Dinner with purchase of 200 bt worth of any drinks or plus an added cash amount up to 200 bt. per person.. Now three sittings, at 2, 4 and 6pm, and please phone 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 to book a time. Special prices on Leo Draft all day everyday (from open till close). British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. Beer O’ Clock Club, Khao Takiab (p2); Daily food specials from 6pm for only 169 baht. See ad or www. for details. Regular Events

Dizzy Dolphin, Samorphong (p 2); Draft Chang 35 bt glass, 90 bt/ litre, Bottled beer - Leo, Tiger, Chang 45 bt, Singha 50 bt, Tiger Light, Heineken, San Mig Light 60 bt. Wine - 80 bt per glass. All day, every day. The Donkey’s Rest, Soi 94; Chang, Leo 39 baht per bottle, Singha, Heineken, Tiger 49 baht per bottle every Sat/Sun during football. Also 9am to 6pm every day special prices on selected beers. Down Town Bar, Soi Selakam; Buy 2 get 1 FREE any time, everyday. Headrock, Soi Sarakam; Mon Fri -10am til 8pm - 55 baht all beers/ selected spirits hua hin miss you (formerly Dick’s Office), Soi 80 (p 20); Barbeque every Saturday from 7pm, all you can eat 150 baht; Draft Leo now available, buy two get one free. London Bar, Poolsuk Road; Every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday live music with the Londoners playing songs from the sixties to the present. Free, regular drink prices.

Margaritas, Night Market “Taco Tuesday” 100 Baht Chicken Burritos, Chicken Taquitos, or Chiken Chalupas. Happy Hour 10pm ‘til close. Mr Dan’s Guesthouse & Bar; Every Thursday killer pool comp. Papayita Bar, Soi Selakam (p 1); Happy Hour until 9pm every day; all beers 55 bt, all spirits 80 bt all cocktails 100 bt shake central, 2nd floor, Market Village; 15% off for AWOL readers with copy of advert. 99 baht bacon and egg roll with free coffee or tea. Talk Of The Town, Chomsin Rd (p 24); Happy Hour 3 - 6pm every day, all beers 50 baht Terrace 90, Soi 90; Large Buffet of BBQ, Ribs, Roast, Italian and of course Mexican every Tuesday just 299 baht. Sunday is Steak Night. Daily Lunch Specials. Uncle Bryn’s (2km past Palm Hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 45 baht, large Leo 50 baht, restaurant and general store. Open daily 7am10pm. Restaurant closed Sunday. 085 405 6976 (T) 085 278 6576(E) Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern, (p 6); Happy Hour 4.30 - 6.30pm. New range of ciders now available! British style Sunday Roasts:

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Don’t Miss This Week Vic Hua Hin Summer Camp 2012 22nd till 27th April 2012 For more than twenty years, Patravadi Theatre in Bangkok has the tradition of making arts with young people and develops their potentials. Its art camp brings together various professional artists to teach and work with the participants. A showcase that brings together the teachers and students on stage and their family and friends in the auditorium will be the concluding highlight of each camp. Vic Hua Hin will continue this tradition in this summer school break. It is an ideal way for students to spend their holidays. Two groups of aged 6-12 and 13 and above are offered. The Summer Camp 2012 costs 15,000 Baht for six day classes with performance at Vic Hua Hin on the last day. 13,000 Baht for day students. For more informations please call 032 827 814-5. Upcoming Hua Hin Festival and Red Cross Fair 2012 at Suanluang Rachinee Pubic Park (Queen’s Park) Apr 28 - May 9, 2012 Hua Hin Jazz Festival - still no concrete information on this but the Tourist Authority of Thailand in Prachuap Kiri Khan say that it ‘might be the second weekend in June’. No information whatsoever as to who might be playing.

Ongoing Latin Dance Classes at the Vic Hua Hin. Cha-cha-cha, Salsa or Jive: Teacher San Pho On, South East Asia Champion and Asia Pacific Champion in Latin Dance, is very happy to welcome expats every Friday at 5pm. Just 300 Baht, no reservation necessary. Contact Chris: Souay Vista Social Club; Mondays and Wednesdays: Eddi and the Gangbusters. Tuesdays: blues jam session. Thursdays: country jam session. Fridays: Blues Jam night -- hosted by the Souay Vista Blues Band. Saturdays: Special events/ drop in pot pourri Sundays: D7 (Phillipine band). Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening. SASI Dinner Theatre. SASI Restaurant. Nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: www. Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd.

086 308 6747 Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua HinPala U Rd., Rt. 3218), Hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email: Chorn Art Gallery 999 Poolsuk Rd. 089 255 5654, email chorn_gallery@ Chub Cheeva Gallery Naebkehardt Rd. Cicada Market Gallery NongkaeTakiab Rd. Dok Kaew Gallery 43/1 Poolsuk Rd. 081 197 6787 Furich@Fur Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Galerie Boonchuay Soi 72 (Night Market Street). 081 566 7008 email Green Gallery 3 Soi 51 (Damrongrat Rd) 032 530487, 083 791 0222, www., email: info@ Pekko Gallery Night Market 089 890 2642 See Nam Gallery Petchkasem Rd. opp. Hin Nam Sai Suay 085 189 7108 Tumagon Art Gallery 2/2 Panja Plaza, Poolsuk Rd. 085 298 8706 email: Ton Khaow Art Gallery 53 Dechanuchit Rd. 086 075 8233 email: Unity Art Gallery 15 Naresdamri Rd. 081 006 1612, 087 046 3222 email: World Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Nightly Music 4 Bands in Rotation, playing pleasant Thai pop-jazz and bossa nova nighty from 9 pm @Absorba Pub 100 Pipers Band. 100 Pipers Pub. Nightly exc Mon., 11 pm; Highenergy Thai country and rock. Ben Bamboo Saxophone at Joy Restaurant, Petchkasem at Soi 78. Nightly. Bossa Nova and Thai Popular Music. Every night@Thonglor Pub Classic Thai Peau Chiwit (Songs for Life). Nightly from about 10 pm @ Usapasang Pub

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Do-Re-Mi at Milestones Pub, Hilton Hotel. Every night except Tuesday. Classic pop. Highly entertaining. Java Jazz Cafe and Wine Bistro - Live Jazz on Wednesdays at 9pm by the Hua Hin Ensemble. Jazz 4 Dinner with the Hua Hin Ensemble: Friday and Saturday from 7 to 10 pm @Rest Detail Hotel Live Jazz and Popular Music. Dusit Resort. House band play nightly in the Polo Bar, exc.Tues, starts 8pm. Live Music at Terrace 90 Restaurant. Every Fri/ Sat Night from 7PM. LukNam Band, LukNam Pub. Thai Country and Rock. Nightly 10pm until very late. It rocks. Modern Thai Popular Music, Thonglor Pub. Every night, from 9 pm ‘til closing Piano Duo, Standards and Thai Songs Nightly from 8pm @Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant. Great fun. Piano Duo, Elvis and other popular music. Nightly @Livanto Restaurant Popular, Country, and Oldies. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub. Nightly from 9pm Rock and Pop at Jimmy’s Bar, Soi Bintabaht Smoriang Band, Smoriang Pub. Thai Country and rock. Nightly 10pm. Great fun, expect a crowd. Soft, Sophisticated Jazz with Mr. Uri (guitar) and Marayah (vocal). Coco 51 Restaurant. Nightly 7-10 pm; Soft vintage and contemporary jazz. Solo jazz with “Dr. Jazz” (Sverre Bey) Nightly 7-10 pm at the Fat Cat Guest House. Stoned Head Band. El Murphy’s Hotel, Irish Bar, and Restaurant. Nightly from 10pm. Classic rock with Hua Hin’s most venerable band. Thai Acoustic Music, TauMai Restaurant. Nightly from 7pm. Tunes from talented singers and guitarists. Thai Acoustic Music, Plearnwan Vintage Village. Fri/Sat from 8 pm. Khun Oh and Chat come down from Bangkok to regale us all. Quite good, and often have guest artists.

Venue Guide 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. Absorba Pub and Restaurant. 8/110 Petchkasem Rd. Just before the King’s Palace, across the street from the Golden Place shop. Live Music nightly from 9 pm. Baan Chang. Soi 9 North, Cha Am. Next to Methavalai Hotel. Check Cheu Club. Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel Chez LouLou. Next to the 7-11 by the railway station. Coco 51 Restaurant. Soi 51 at the beach. Tel 032 515597. Dusit Resort. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009. El Murphy’s Hotel. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’. Tel 032 511525 Fat Cat Guesthouse. 8/3 Naresdamri Road. Near the fishing pier. Hi4 Pub. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Rd Soi 7. Hilton Hotel. Naresdamri Rd. Tel 032 538999. Java Jazz Cafe and Wine Bistro. Petchkasem Rd opp. Market Village. Tel. 032 532799 Jimmy’s Bar. Soi Bintabaht Joy Restaurant. Petchkasem Road at Soi 78 near the downtown ‘crossroads’. Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. Upscale men’s club. Livanto Restaurant and Piano Bar. 19 Damnerkasem Rd. Near Burger King, etc. Pianist and singer every night. Website www. lost cafe, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Just before Cicada Market. Contact 032 511624. Web: Luknam Pub. On the road to Pala U waterfall. Opposite Phoenix Bar. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83. Plearnwan Vintage Village. Petchkasem Road at Soi 40. The “Queen’s Garden” Park. A lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19. Ray’s Place. Corner of Sa Song/Amnuaysin Roads, south of night market and west of Petchkasem Rd.

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Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. Tel: 032 547733 Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. www.sasi-restaurant. com, email Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road. Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www; The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. Email Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.




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PLEASE LET US KNOW VIA EMAIL IF YOUR CLASSIFIED OR ONE YOU HAVE ENQUIRED ABOUT IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE. THANK YOU. CONTACT Business wanted: furniture, appliances and more for a new guesthouse. We require a drinks fridge, chairs, tables, pool table and any relevant accessories. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115. SHOP FOR RENT, Naresdamri Road, (Hilton Hotel Road) on the front by the seafood restaurants. Good location for shop or coffee shop etc; No key money, Rent B 22,000 per month. Tel 089 8248173. wanted guesthouse/hotel within 400m of beach near central Hua Hin. Call 081 817 3000 Established restaurant business for sale. 32 covers, in 3-storey building on canal road. Large living quarters on two floors above restaurant.. Everything included in asking price of 500,000 baht (negotiable). One year remaining on lease, easily renewable. Rent 15,000 baht/ month. Please call 088 455 7812 or email for information or viewing.



guesthouse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115 Executive Housekeeper. Looking for a Female Thai National with at least 3 years experience in 5 star hotel as Executive / Asst. Exec Housekeeper, must be fluent in English, for a New venture in Hua Hin. Excellent package on offer to the right candidate. Please send your C.V to: cook required for guesthouse. Please contact at All Nations or call 081 817 3000. Bar Staff Required The Phoenix bar Hua Hin require Bar Staff to start now. Please call May on 086 169 1002 Cooks and Service Staff Positions available at CasaBlanca. Restaurant opening just before the Intercontinental Hotel, Phetkasem rd. Please apply in person late afternoons. Staff wanted Female waitress staff wanted full training given; MUST HAVE A BRAIN!! Email info@ or call 080 727 4710 cook wanted for busy guesthouse/restaurant/bar in Khao Takiab catering for Thais and foreigners. Ability to cook western food and speak some English preferred but a good attitude and willingness to learn is enough. Good pay and conditions for the right person. Please contact 087 599 1912 if you are interested.

General driving in thailand? International driving licence valid 5 years 1800 bt. Call 089 5308771 (eng) for sale Sofabed - Index Living Mall – “Vintage” White. Good condition, no tears, buyer must collect. Selling Baht 6,000 ono - Cost (New) Baht 9,900. Contact: or call 032 654652 Pool or Spa heater for sale, Pahlen brand, 18kW, high quality, electronic control box, fully automatic. Rarely used, great for those cool winter nights, or for a hot spa. 10,000 Baht o.n.o. Telephone 081 018 0558 Kids full drum kit up to 13 years, THB 6,000. Phone 085-291-8685 for details.

Twin tub washing Machine used for only 4 months 1500 Bahts also New Toilet Pan still in crate (not flush) 750 Bahts. Contact Sue on or call 081 191 1364 three sewing machines, five tailors dummies and various shop display units,and items for sale. All immaculate condition Call for further details 089 5308771 (Eng), o89 1289556 (Thai) A lovely pair of curtains to fit a Patio window approx 7Ft. drop and 8 Ft. 4 inc. width. Purple with a slight stripe in it. 3.000 Baht. 8 Roman Blinds of various widths and drop of approx 4Ft. to match, complete with rails FREE All sizes are approximate. Telephone 087 773 6053 DARK WOOD DINING table and 4 chairs as new 10,000 B. Tel 087 271 9086 Samsung Refrigerator/ Freezer 219/52 litres capacity. Used very little and in excellent condition 4000thb. Call 088 543 9493 (English) Pranburi area. two electric Boncafe coffee machines for sale. New cost 34,000 and 46,000 Baht. Fully serviced, open to sensible offers around 10-12,000 Baht. Email info@ or call 080 727 4710 Hob For Sale. Teka Four Ring Hob (Three Gas Rings One Electric Ring) in Good Condition. Call 032 523604 Books THE GIRL Trilogy.(English version)The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played with Fire and The Girl Who Kicked Over the Hornets Nest by Stieg Larsson. All three for 1,000 Baht. Call Terry on 088 542 2918 TEKA 60cm 4 plate electric hob. Used very little and in excellent condition. Offers around 5000thb. Contact Ken 083 813 3585 Two hand crafted wardrobes matching hand crafted wooden wardrobes for sale. 1st wardrobe H 83cm W 56cm Depth 24cm 2nd wardrobe 83cm 88cm 24cm Never been used. Cost new 22,000 THB will accept any reasonable offer in the region of 9,000 THB for both. Email English paperback books adventure, murder, drama. Very good condition. 30 to 50 bht. Can swap with you if preferred. Live central Hua Hin. Please tel Keith 089 070 2423 Electric piano with song, style, voice and music database excellent condition full keyboard new 45.000 Baht will accept 17000 Baht Phone 087 773 6053

General - sports Springfield Golf Memberships for sale. 25 years remaining, incredible deal. Call Pau 0861-604-261 Slimmate 4200 Treadmill features include: Incline Adjuster, Calory Counter, Heart Rate/Pulse reader, Speed Indicater, Time and Distance Register. Little used, New condition. Extra’s Silicone lubricant and non slip Mat. Buyer to arrange transport. Contact Terry 088 542 2918 Price THB 20,000 Palm Hills Golf Memberships For Sale. 2 available with 11 years remaining. Call Paul 0861-604-261. Palm hill golf memberships available from 190,000bt inclusive for 22yrs+. Call Paul 0861-604-261 KAYAK for sale Freefree Tri-Yak. Designed for up to 3 persons. Ideal for family recreation,touring and surfing. It has only been used 8 times, stored under cover and is in excellent condition.New price was 29,600 baht. Viewing is strongly recommended. 25,000 baht; contact or 086 761 9488 Lake View membership for sale. 3 available with 11 years remaining. Call Paul 0861 604 261. WANTED: Palm Hills Golf memberships. If you are looking to sell your golf membership then I have two separate buyers looking for one. Please contact me asap to discuss the price. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 set of irons for sale. Taylormade forged RAC irons 3-PW. S300 steel shafts. Free Taylormade golf bag. Call Paul 0861 604 261.

Motoring - 4 wheels pluS Alfa Romeo 156 Selespeed. Metallic Black with Red Momo leather. Engine and gear box excellent order. Body work is good but there are a few minor scuffs.160,000kms. THB 310,000. Call 087 821 1077 Nissan Navara 4WD 2007 DC for sale. Car full accident free; perfect condition; only 75,000 km automatic transmission. New tires, back up sensors; professional Pioneer music/dvd/ipod etc. unit with backup camera, roll bar. Leather seats. Truck never loaded, only passengers. Full insurance till end October 2012. Color grey metal. Car available 12rd of April. Sale due to departure Thailand, European owner. Car serviced by Nissan only. Excellent deal. Price THB 570,000 Contact 085 343 4109


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Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds Cars For Rent Toyota Fortuner, Honda CRV, Honda City & Toyota Vigo 4 door pickup available for short and long term rental. Please call 032-532-417 or 0860176-121 for prices on the term you require. Honda CRV 2.4EL Metallic silver Honda CRV 2.4 EL automatic for sale. 22,000 Km, top spec., including rain sensors, automatic headlights, rear parking sensors, climate control, cruise control etc. plus Modulo package. Taxed and insured until September 2012. 920,000 Baht. Telephone 081 018 0558 for viewing and further details. Toyota Vigo Prerunner for rent by Week or Month.15,000b per month, or 5,000 per week. Email

Motoring - 3 wheels & LESS Honda Phantom Sadly I have to part from my pride and joy, a Honda Phantom in excellent condition. 28400 km on the meter. Regularly serviced. 1 year old tyres, new battery, no paint scratches. Black colour without any ugly flames. Crash bars, saddle bags and a pack box included. Extra strong horns attached. Runs like a charm. Seller and buyer splits transfer costs. Price THB 55,000. Call 087 585 8280 yamaha fino for sale - nice 2 year old Yamaha Fino for sale. Purple/ white, 10800 kms, serviced regularly by dealer, ridden by older farang and always stored under cover at our condo. Very nice, like new condition, 29,000 baht. Call Darrell at 081 015 8007 in Hua Hin. Honda Steed 400cc for sale good condition, returning to UK. Price THB 70,000 Email john.barber97@ or call 080 427 8235

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Dual Sport (Enduro Style) Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 model. Plated, road legal and only 3,400km. Loads of fun for Baht 67,000 incl transferable theft insurance. Cost Baht 82,000. Tel 0861669880 Email: For sale Honda Phanton Flame Edition. As new, two Falang owners, less than 5,000 kms. Genuine reason for sale, this bike must be seen and ridden. No offers 70,000Bht includes all paperwork for transfer, ownership papers. Contact Jim 080 386 6275 YAMAHA 1300cc ROYAL Star (offers around 260,000 baht) Very good condition, with Green book. White in colour, many extras, back box, side bags, screen and many more. This bike has been to Phuket and Ratchaburi Bike Weeks with no problems. Just been serviced. This bike is an ideal cruiser and comfortable to ride. Only 30,000 kms on this bike. Please contact Paul 080 660 7013 (Eng) or Toon 082 294 0235 (Thai)

PERSONAL & SERVICES gardening & other services available. Three days a week gardening service from 1500 baht per month for average size garden. Call 081 614 8728 for more details Do you need a meeting place? Bobby’s Bar now has a lounge/meeting room for private engagements. Call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 thai lessons at your place. Call 081 346 1046 elderly/patient care by professional nurse. English speaking, 1 - 4 hours or as requested. Call 089 919 9670 GIRLS FOR SERVICES house cleaning, cooking laundry etc. 1000 baht per km extra out of Hua Hin per hour very good rates on application call Nip 086 017 2938 Sam 089 212 7350 Noi 083 598 0724 or agent 084 753 6252 for more contacts and services

Wanted Bagpipe player wanted for Scottish wedding reception to be held in Hua Hin in early June. Contact Bill on 081 018 0558 for more details. Looking for tennis partner - medium/average level- 1 or 2 times/week. Call Robert 0866097470 golf trousers wanted If anyone can help I’m after the best place for buying golf trousers both for price and quality thanks all. WANTED WEIGHTLIFTING EQUIPMENT for home use: Tel. 080 859 8349 Thai or English

Property for sale HOUSE FOR SALE near Palm Hills Golf, set in a small complex, a spacious modern open plan 3 bedroom house with seperate dining and living room areas, European style kitchen and breakfast bar, Aircon throughout, impressive 11m pool and terrace. 3.9 million baht. Please call 086 120 0949 (English) or 089 824 8173 (Thai) condo for sale in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 085 296 9113 bungalow with pool in Khao Noi area for sale. Three large double bedrooms, all ensuite, one with jacuzzi. Fully equipped and fitted European kichen, and everything built to European standards. Cable, satellite, internet and telephone all connected. Fully furnished. For more information email, call 081 649 8361 or visit desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email or Phone O86 758 4774 VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700

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LARGE HOUSE Nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685 CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha Am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn University. Has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per RAI. For additional info e-mail or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.

property for Rent Beautiful 3 Bed - 2 Bath Villa For Rent - Hua Hin. Sleeps 6. Located in a very private small housing development. Fully decorated with attention to detail. All bedrooms have queen size beds and wardrobes. Kitchen fully fitted to western standards. Spacious living room has 2 comfortable sofas, armchair, coffee table, TV, DVD, Stereo, and large French doors opening up to the balcony, garden and swimming pool. Available by day, week or month. Less than 7 days: 2,000 Baht/Day One Week: 8,000 Baht Two Weeks : 14,000 Baht Three Weeks: 18,000 Baht One-Three Months: 20,000 Baht/ month. Contact Craig Chapman Phone: 12503082355 Condo for rent at Taweeporn Condotel Resort. 28sq mtre condo for long term rent at Taweeporn condotel just behind kings hospital near soi 10. Beautiful perfectly maintained gardens, 25mtre swimming pool, bar, restaurant, fully equipped gymnasium. 10,000 baht per month or if condo is rented for 6 months or more with payment up front , owner will take 9,000 baht per month, Email to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361 Looking for someone to share the rental house. There is one moderate room with air con. and private bathroom. The location is in Tippawan 4, Samor Prong. Preferably female. For your part, I expect you to pay Bht.6,000 per month including electricity and water. Drop in to see the house phone 085 805 1592. brand new house 5kms from Hua Hin centre Spanish style, fully furnished, Summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, lcd tv, internet, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term.

Property wanted Looking for home and small amount of property in the Hua Hin, Khao Takiab Area. Seeking a shell of a house (Thai or Falang style) that I can rebuild into a nice modern home. I am a degreed Industrial Engineer and am willing to rebuild the house from roof to septic system. I desire to buy or lease (ten to fifteen years). The house can be in any condition within the Khao Takiab area and can revert back to the property owner at the end of the long lease. The house/ property must have enough room to have or be able to build a two stall garage and workshop with storeroom. One or two floors maximum. Please contact me: ballardmartin@yahoo. com or telephone 08 4757 1483 Long Term Rental - 10,000 B or less. I live in Thailand 8 months each year. I have been in Thailand for 8 years. My Thai partner works at the Hilton. Excellent tenants who really care for property. If we can find the right spot, we will be VERY long term. Contact Robert 087 276 6545. Email



Only 5 minutes from Hua Hin centre

flexible design Plans made to your request at no extra cost finance available Up to 50% - repayments based on a fixed 5% quality build European standards; construction by our own team with total project management

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Starting price 4.3 MB or 22,274 THB per month Plots available from 490 to 660 sq.m • 3 bed/2 bath service • 7 x 4m pool Our aim is your satisfaction. • Air-con Customer consultation • Pest control available in six languages • European kitchen • Hot/cold water Baan Warin 2 coming soon in Borfai!

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Exclusive Luxury House for Sale/ Rent Stunning luxury home North of Hua Hin within large electric gated grounds. Infinity pool allowing sea breeze on 2nd level. European kitchen and lounge on 2nd floor, 1st floor comprises of 2 bedrooms and car port for 5 cars at the back. Sea and spectacular 3 Storeys mountain views. Land size 3 rai

Separate maid’s room Air conditioned throughout Fully furnished

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Location! Location! Location! 3 different styled homes, which have been designed to suit your lifestyle. All these fantastic homes come with or without a pool, large covered terraces and share communal clubhouse. This development is built on a 44,800 sqm of land divided into 69 different sized plots giving you a choice most suitable to the house, garden or swimming pool you opt for. Lot areas: 320 to 600

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sqm, or more as desired Only 2 minutes from central Hua Hin

large garden villa A family villa featuring a beautiful large landscaped garden and outside cooking facilities. Inside a European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and cooker/oven. The property comes completely furnished, with private dining and a garage, ready to move in. Freehold and chanote title, two water supplies. Full 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) satellite service free.

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Land size 800+ sqm Living area 200sqm

lovely villa with pool for sale or rent This villa on a good sized plot is well equipped and furnished; all bedrooms have fitted mirror wardrobes with 1 King and 2 Queen size beds. Living and dining rooms with large sofa, dining table and 6 chairs, tv and cabinet, European kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and 3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite) cooker/oven. Landscaped garden Land size 530sqm and swimming pool 8x4. Living space 212sqm

Air conditioned Fully furnished

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Sell it fast with AWOL Classifieds For more information Call 081 649 8361 Property Marketplace Email beachfront condos in sought after development Fully Furnished with near new quality furniture including all kitchen amenities. Features: Balcony and Window Flywire Screens, Water Purifier, Hot Water System in Both Bathrooms, Full TV/CD Surround System, Installed Free Australian Network TV Channel, Landline Telephone.

2 bed/ 2 bath 80 sqm.

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Large house and land 5 minutes from Hua Hin Beautiful two storey house and maid/guest house on large plot with a unique 15 metre swimming pool in an enclosed secured area, which includes lighted driveway only 5 minutes from Hua Hin centre with mountain views and 5/10 minutes from Asia’s finest golf clubs. Sale due to relocation.

4 bedrooms Separate 1 bedroom house Land size 3000 sqm

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stunning borfai bungalow New L shaped bungalow in Bor Fai, on huge corner plot, All bedrooms have ensuite bathrooms and overlook patios. Open plan with bright, spacious rooms. Full European kitchen with island. Outdoor Thai kitchen. All cabinetry is teak with granite countertops. Large teak /granite bar adjoining the lounge. Must view. 3 Bed 4 Bath

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Living: 430 sqm. Land: 1311 sqm.

hillside breezes and stunning sunsets This development features properties with European style fitted kitchen, a Private pool, Hot water system, High-speed Internet, Fully air-conditioned, 24 Hour Security. The area is surrounded by mountains with astonishing sunsets. The hillside area is on slightly higher land which has blessed it with a steady cool breeze coming from the sea. Â 3 bed /2 bath

Air conditioned throughout Underground electricity

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gardening services available Three days a week gardening service from 1500 baht per month for average size garden. Lawnmowing, watering, trimming, weeding and all general gardening. Special treatments or services on request. We have our own equipment but please supply your preferred fertilisers or chemicals. Call 081 614 8728 for more details Free listing on the AWOL Directory

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Results: 17th April 2012 Banyan Champagne Scramble 1st R. Bird/A. Sangwichai/A. Simpson/P. Tydeman; 2nd P. Adams/B. Amelsvoort/M. Russell/J. Sims; 3rd T. Pagden/T. Prudon/C. Rostron/E. Taylor; 4th M. De-Brot Gasser/T. Duzanica/J. Moore/P. Oosterbaan 10th April 2012 Sea Pines Medal + Stableford A group: 1st Richard Denyer 46pts, 2nd Robert Bird 37pts, 3rd Kari-Matti Mannikko 37pts B group: 1st Alan Simpson 38pts, 2nd Enrico Carosi 36pts, 3rd Rob Prudon 35pts 6th April 2012 Springfield Stableford 1st Peter Good 41pts, 2nd Neung Chueanil 36pts, 3rd Thomas Pagden 36pts forthcoming fixtures Mon 23rd Chiang Mai - Green Valley Tues 24th Chiang Mai - Highlands Thurs 26th Chiang Mai - Royal Chiang Mai Fri 27th Lake View T.B.A.

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RESULTS 4th April 2012 Lake View AB Stableford 12 Entered 1st Phil Simons (21) winner on countback 41 pts, 2nd Craig Miller (3) 41 pts, 3rd Jan Fridberg (16) 40 pts 9th April 2012 Lake View AB Stableford 9 Entered 1st David Danson (15) 37 pts, 2nd Barry Fitzgerald (7) 34 pts, 3rd John Anstee (20) 33 pts 11th April 2012 Majestic Creek AC Stableford 15 Entered 1st Pat Curran (26) 40 pts, 2nd Reto Vorburger (4) 39 pts, 3rd Craig Miller (2) 36 pts 16th April 2012 Majestic Creek AC Stableford 15 Entered 1st Geoff Batt-Rawden (6) 39pts, 2nd Gez Tracey (12) 36pts, 3rd Brian Humphries (15) 36pts Upcoming Fixtures Mon 23rd Lake ViewAB- Individual Stableford Competition Weds 25th Palm Hills Gc - Individual Stableford Competition for The Gold Trophy

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Results: 4th April 2012 Palm Hills Stableford 28 entered Overall winner - Kenneth Bell 41pts; Div. 1: Willy Thingstad 36pts Div. 2: Bengt Johanstroemmer (g) 37pts Div. 3: Om Hogberg (g) 39 pts next fixture Weds 2nd May - TBA robin’s roll up

Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and results. Results: 13th April 2012 3 Clubs & Putter. Front 9 - R. Cotter 24 pts, Back 9 - R. Cotter 22 pts, Overall - R. Cotter 46 pts. 6th April 2012 3 Person Team Texas Scramble Competition. 1st B. Anstee/A. Rawson/R. Gretton Nett 62.55 2nd R. Heath/D. Bayley/J. Anstee Nett 68.3



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results Week 8 9th April 2012 All Nation 7 - 5 Maria 1 Bar Bobby’s Birds 6 - 6 Magic Point Clansmen Pub 9 - 3 Lord Webb Ladies Dara Bar Ladies v Jaew Bar n/a Railway Tavern Ladies v Muan Ladies n/a Sunset Boulevard Ladies 8 - 4 Maria 2 Bar Talk / Town Ladies v Head Rock Cafe n/a

results Week 19 6th April 2012 Dolphin Bar 7 - 1 Return Bar Eagle A v Hua Hin Miss You n/a Garden Girls 2 - 6 Eagle B JW Black 6 - 2 Talk Of The Town Lazy Daze 2 - 6 Maria Bar 2 Lucky Shot A 7 - 1 Oasis Maria Bar 7 - 1 Play Sports Lounge Sunset Boulevard 5 - 3 JW Red

Week 9 16th April 2012 Jaew Bar v Head Rock Cafe n/a Lord Webb Ladies 5 - 7 Dara Bar Ladies Magic Point 4 - 8 Clansmen Pub Maria 1 Bar 3 - 9 Bobby’s Birds Maria 2 Bar v All Nation n/a Muan Ladies 8 - 4 Sunset Boulevard Ladies Railway Tav Ladies 8 - 4 Talk / Town Ladies League Table

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Week 20 13th April 2012 Eagle B v Maria Bar n/a Hua Hin Miss You v Dolphin Bar n/a JW Red 0 - 8 Lucky Shot A Lazy Daze v Eagle A n/a Maria Bar 2 v Play Sports Lounge n/a Oasis v Garden Girls n/a Return Bar v JW Black n/a Talk Of The Town 2 - 6 Sunset Boulevard

this week’s fixtures Week 21 20th April 2012 Dolphin Bar v Lazy Daze Eagle A v Maria Bar 2 Garden Girls v JW Red JW Black v Hua Hin Miss You Lucky Shot A v Talk Of The Town Maria Bar v Oasis Play Sports Lounge v Eagle B Sunset Boulevard v Return Bar

Team Muan Ladies Clansmen Pub Railway Tavern Bobby’s Birds Sunset Blevard Lord Webb Head Rock Cafe Dara Bar Ladies All Nation Talk of the Town

P 7 8 8 9 9 9 7 8 8 7

W D 7 0 7 0 7 0 5 2 5 0 4 1 4 0 3 1 3 0 2 1

L +/- Pts 0 34 14 1 32 14 1 32 14 2 16 12 4 0 10 4 -8 9 3 8 8 4 -4 7 5 -14 6 4 -2 5

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fixtures Week 10 23rd April 2012 All Nation v Muan Ladies Bobby’s Birds v Maria 2 Bar Clansmen Pub v Maria 1 Bar Dara Bar Ladies v Magic Point Head Rock Cafe v Lord Webb Ladies Sunset B’vard Ladies v Railway Tav Ladies Talk of The Town Ladies v Jaew Bar

League Table P 20 19 19 19 19 18 20 19 19 20

W 14 15 15 11 11 11 8 7 7 7

D 5 3 1 6 5 3 6 6 5 5

L 1 1 3 2 3 4 6 6 7 8

+/- Pts 72 33 70 33 58 31 36 28 30 27 30 25 4 22 -4 20 6 19 -12 19

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next week’s fixtures Week 22 27th April 2012 Eagle A v Dolphin Bar Hua Hin Miss You v Sunset Boulevard JW Red v Maria Bar Lazy Daze v JW Black Maria Bar 2 v Eagle B Oasis v Play Sports Lounge Return Bar v Lucky Shot A Talk Of The Town v Garden Girls

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RESULTS Week 10 11th April 2012 BLUE DIVISION All Nations B 9 - 10 PP Headrock New v Headrock Old n/a JW Black 9 - 10 Red Bar Sabai 10 - 9 JW Red No game - All Nations A green division Billys B 10 - 9 Limelight Jungle Juice B 13 - 6 King Bar A King Bar B v Jungle Juice A n/a Moonlight 9 - 10 Pink Panther No game - Billys A Week 11 18th April 2012 BLUE DIVISION Headrock Old 6 - 13 JW Black JW Red 13 - 6 Headrock New PP v Sabai n/a Red Bar 12 - 7 All Nations A No game - All Nations B green division Jungle Juice A 9 - 10 Moonlight King Bar A 13 - 6 King Bar B Limelight 10 - 9 Jungle Juice B Pink Panther 14 - 5 Billys A No game - Billys B

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blue division League Table Team PP JW Red JW Black Sabai Red Bar Headrock New All Nations B Headrock Old All Nations A

P 9 10 10 9 9 9 9 8 9

W 8 8 5 5 4 4 3 2 2

L 1 2 5 4 5 5 6 6 7

+/- Pts 36 16 32 16 10 10 6 10 -3 8 -7 8 -17 6 -22 4 -35 4

green division League Table Team Jungle Juice B King Bar A Pink Panther Billys B Moonlight Limelight Jungle Juice A King Bar B Billys A

P W 10 8 10 7 10 6 9 6 9 6 9 4 9 3 9 1 9 1

L 2 3 4 3 3 5 6 8 8

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Pts 16 14 12 12 12 8 6 2 2

fixtures Week 12 25th April 2012 BLUE DIVISION All Nations A v Headrock Old Headrock New v PP JW Black v JW Red Sabai v All Nations B No game - Red Bar

results Week 5 11th April 2012 Beach Hut Bar 14 - 4 Bobby’s Bar Bobby’s Bangers 6 - 12 Sunset Boulevard Dara Bar 12 - 6 Beer O’Clock Club Lanla Bar 10 - 8 Maria’s Bar Railway Tavern 0 - 18 The Squealing Pig No game - Sinatras Week 6 18th April 2012 Beer O’Clock Club v Lanla Bar n/a Bobby’s Bar 5 - 13 Dara Bar Maria’s Bar 9 - 9 Railway Tavern Sunset Boulevard 14 - 4 Sinatras The Squealing Pig 12 - 6 Bobby’s Bangers No game - Beach Hut Bar league table Team Beach Hut Bar Dara Bar Squealing Pig Sunset B’levard Sinatras Maria’s Bar Bobby’s Bar Lanla Bar Bobby’s Bangers Railway Tavern Beer O’Clck Club

P W D 5 5 0 6 5 0 6 4 0 6 4 0 5 2 1 6 1 2 5 2 0 5 2 0 5 0 2 5 0 2 4 0 1

L 0 1 2 2 2 3 3 3 3 3 3

+/- Pts 28 10 24 10 30 8 24 8 -6 5 -6 4 -10 4 -24 4 -14 2 -26 2 -20 1

Fixtures Week 7 25th April 2012 Bobby’s Bangers v Maria’s Bar Dara Bar v Beach Hut Bar Lanla Bar v Bobby’s Bar Railway Tavern v Beer O’Clock Club Sinatras v The Squealing Pig No game - Sunset Boulevard

green division Billys A v Jungle Juice A Jungle Juice B v Billys B King Bar B v Limelight Moonlight v King Bar A No game - Pink Panther THE Hey Hua Hin Pool League

results Week 8 11th April 2012 Eagle Bar 9 - 3 Dolphin Bar Maria 2 Bar 10 - 5 The Lord Webb Bar Muan Bar 9 - 6 Talk of the Town Bar A Talk of the Town Bar B 8 - 7 Clansmen Pub Week 9 18th April 2012 Clansmen Pub v Maria 2 Bar n/a Dolphin Bar v Talk of the Town Bar B n/a Eagle Bar v Muan Bar n/a Talk of the Town Bar A v The Lord Webb n/a

league table Team Maria 2 Bar Eagle Bar Clansmen Pub Talk / Town A Muan Bar The Lord Webb Dolphin Bar Talk / Town B

P 8 7 8 7 8 8 8 8

W D 8 0 6 0 3 0 3 0 3 0 3 0 3 0 2 0

L 0 1 5 4 5 5 5 6

+/- Pts 56 16 20 12 0 6 -5 6 -12 6 -12 6 -19 6 -28 4

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DIVISION 1 table Team Jungle Juice Buddy Bar Paradise Black Magic CAT Karaoke Play Sports Lge All Nations A All Nations B Jaew Bar

P 5 5 5 2 3 3 3 3 3

W 5 4 3 2 1 1 0 0 0

D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 0 1 2 0 2 2 3 3 3

+/- Pts 64 10 50 8 10 6 22 4 -14 2 -14 2 -34 0 -36 0 -48 0

results Week 4 10th April 2012 Division 1 All Nations A v Black Magic n/a Jungle Juice 15 - 3 All Nations B Paradise 5 - 13 Buddy Bar Play Sports Lounge v CAT Karaoke n/a Division 2 CAT Jiggapik v Muan Ladies Hua Hin Miss You 0 - 18 The Clansmen Robin’s Rest 15 - 3 Headrock Bar Sunset Boulevard 0 - 18 Jungle Juice B Friendly game White Magic v Jeaw Bar n/a

Team Robin’s Rest Jungle Juice B CAT Jiggapik The Clansmen White Magic Headrock Bar HuaHin Miss You Muan Ladies Sunset B’levard

P 5 5 4 4 4 4 4 3 3

W 5 3 3 2 2 1 1 0 0

D 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0

L 0 1 0 2 2 3 3 3 3

+/- Pts 60 10 30 7 26 7 18 4 -4 4 -24 2 -36 2 -26 0 -44 0

Week 5 17th April 2012 Division 1 All Nations B 6 - 12 Paradise Black Magic v Play Sports Lounge n/a Buddy Bar 13 - 5 CAT Karaoke Jaew Bar 0 - 18 Jungle Juice Division 2 CAT Jiggapik 15 - 3 Headrock Bar Jungle Juice B 18 - 0 Hua Hin Miss You Muan Bar v Sunset Boulevard n/a Robin’s Rest 14 - 4 White Magic Friendly game The Clansmen v All Nations A n/a

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fixtures Week 6 24th April 2012 cup Preliminary Round (to reduce the number of teams to 16) Venue 1: All Nations White Magic Jeaw Bar Cat Jiggapik Venue 2: Clansmen Bar All Nations A Play Sports Lounge Robins Rest In both venues, all the teams will have to play each other and the team finishing last in each group will be eliminated. The format will be discussed with the participating teams to ensure the fairest and most enjoyable way of proceeding, as well as to ensure it doesn’t take too long. It will be announced prior to the matches.


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P 34 34 34 33 33 33 33 33 34 33 34 34 34 33 33 34 34 32 34 34

GD 54 58 24 19 8 18 4 4 1 0 -11 -6 -7 -13 -13 -25 -19 -29 -28 -39

fixtures PTS 82 77 64 59 59 57 47 46 43 43 43 42 42 42 35 34 31 29 28 23

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(all times Thailand) Predictions: 1=home win, 2=away win, 3=draw Saturday, 21st april 2012 Premier League 1 Arsenal v Chelsea 18:45 3 Aston Villa v Sunderland 21:00 1 Blackburn v Norwich 21:00 1 Bolton v Swansea 21:00 1 Fulham v Wigan 21:00 1 Newcastle v Stoke 21:00 3 QPR v Tottenham 23:30 Championship 3 Cardiff v Leeds United 18:30 1 Blackpool v Burnley 21:00 1 Brighton v Birmingham 21:00 1 Bristol City v Barnsley 21:00 1 Coventry v Doncaster 21:00 1 Hull v Nottm Forest 21:00 1 Ipswich v Millwall 21:00 2 Peterborough v Watford 21:00 2 Portsmouth v Derby 21:00 1 Reading v Crystal Palace 21:00 1 Middlesbrough v Southampton 23:20 scottish premier 3 St Johnstone v Dundee Utd 18:30 2 Hearts v Rangers 21:00 2 Inverness CT v Aberdeen 21:00 1 St Mirren v Dunfermline 21:00 Sunday 22nd April 2012 Premier League 1 Man Utd v Everton 18:30 1 Liverpool v West Brom 22:00 2 Wolves v Man City 22:00 scottish premier 2 Motherwell v Celtic 20:00 2 Hibernian v Kilmarnock 21:00 tuesday 24th April 2012 Championship 2 Leicester v West Ham 01:45 wednesday, 25th april 2012 Premier League 3 Aston Villa v Bolton 01:45

Saturday, 21st april 2012 Premier League Arsenal v Chelsea 18:45 Emirates Stadium, London, England A second crucial London derby in a week for Chelsea after their FA Cup semi final against Arsenal’s North London neighbours. Unless they get as inept a referee again, we can’t see the Blues getting anything from this, and we think Arsenal will knock them out of the race for fourth place and strengthen their grip on third. Home win.

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HUA HIN LEAGUEs results Saturday, 7th april 2012 Hua Hin Championship Seven Storms 2 - 5 Baan Keela Sunday, 8th april 2012 Hua Hin Premier League Peppino’s 1 - 7 Vikings Hua Hin Championship Lifeguards 1 - 6 X-Hamter Hua Hin Premier League table Team P W D 1 Sport Dome 11 10 1 2 Vikings 10 8 1 3 The Kop 10 6 1 4 Kok Moo 10 3 2 5 Leopards 12 3 2 6 My Friend 10 2 3 7 X-plode 9 2 2 8 Peppino’s 10 1 0

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Hua Hin Championship table Team P W D 1 Kok Moo A 10 8 2 2 Seven Storms 11 8 1 3 Baan Keela 11 6 2 4 X-Hamter 10 6 1 5 Gorilla Pirate 9 3 3 6 Black Demon 9 3 0 7 Lifeguards 10 1 0 8 Hua Hin Pran 10 0 1

L GD Pts 0 25 26 2 24 25 3 12 20 3 9 19 3 -2 12 6 -3 9 9 -27 3 9 -38 1

FIXTURES Saturday, 21st april 2012 Hua Hin Premier League My Friend v Sport Dome 21:00 Hua Hin Championship Kok Moo A v Gorilla Pirate 20:00 Seven Storms v Black Demon 19:00 Sunday, 22nd april 2012 Hua Hin Premier League The Kop v Peppino’s 20:00 Vikings v Kok Moo 19:00 Hua Hin Championship Lifeguards v Hua Hin Pran 18:00 X-Hamter v Baan Keela 21:00

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Referee declares Chelsea winners of the Superbowl

london, england BREAKING his silence yesterday on the controversial ‘goal’ awarded last Sunday, referee Martin Atkinson has announced that Chelsea Rovers won their game in straight sets. Speaking from the front garden of somebody else’s house and dressed as a Roman centurion, he said he was satisfied with his officiating during the FA Cup semi-final at the Crucible in Sheffield. Atkinson said: “For Chelsea’s second basket, Cudicini was clearly lbw so I had no choice other than to award Spurs a ten-second time penalty and sin bin their cox for ten minutes. “I spoke with both managers after the race and neither Alex Ferguson nor Alf Ramsey had any complaints. My report will be submitted to the FA just as soon as I can find the magical door at the back of my wardrobe.”

Left: Chelsea will now play Duncan Goodhew in the final, according to Atkinson

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students will be taught on the finer points of race relations, marriage vow loopholes and reasons for not keeping your fat, cretinous mouth shut for a single minute. Tutor Wayne Hayes said: “We will be accepting students on scholarships from poor backgrounds if they show exceptional promise on being a godawful pile of cack. But generally speaking our alumni will be potbellied Surrey taxi drivers who would be Daily Mail readers if they did not think reading ‘made you some kind of poof’.” Adverts for the centre will soon appear in spray paint at locations across the globe, including Ground Zero, the Cenotaph and all newlyerected headstones in the UK over the next three months.

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