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12 August 2011
English Corner Page 3 Classifieds You Talk Too Much
NO HOODIES REQUIRED IT’S A RIOT IN HUA HIN - FOR ALL THE RIGHT REASONS
HUA HIN, THAILAND Few can have escaped the news of riots and looting on the streets of UK cities and towns this week, but thankfully most of you reading this (with the honourable exception of our dedicated online readers) have already escaped the problems that are cropping up all over the rest of the world, and will be able to enjoy a riot of your own with the events and activities ongoing or coming soon to Hua Hin. Currently there is the Golf Festival of course, in it’s tenth year with ten courses offering 800 baht green fees until the end of September; also celebrating it’s tenth anniversary is the King’s Cup Elephant Polo which celebrates a decade by returning to Hua Hin after a three year hiatus in Chiang Rai, and this is taking place at the Anantara Resort from Monday 4th to Monday 11th September; with a 3,000-seat stadium being built and the games free of charge for everyone, this year’s event promises to be the biggest ever. Squeezed in between these two in the last weekend of August (Friday 26th and Saturday 27th) we have the world renowned Hua Hin Jazz Festival bringing ‘Jazz On The Beach’ also for the tenth time, although for the first time in August. Planning for this year’s event has been disrupted by a number of things, not least the Thai General Election, but thousands will flock to the town to soak up the sun, sea, sand and sax. AWOL is producing a Jazz Festival Special Edition for the occasion which will have all the essential information plus the usual AWOL twist; if you want to advertise in this issue get in touch with us soon as space is running out fast - email firstname.lastname@example.org or call us on 081 649 8361 to book your spot. Deadline for bookings is Friday 19th August. Please note that this issue will be in addition to our regular Friday paper and will have a much larger than normal print run.
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MURDERER OF ALLEN QUICKE SENTENCED
PRACHUAP KHIRI KHAN, THAILAND Allen Quicke was the editor in chief of Asia Times Online and was brutally murdered a year ago. On 9th August 2011 it was announced by the Prachuap Khiri Khan Court that the accused, Mr Ake-pot Kaewpeng, did not lodge an appeal prior to the extended deadline of 5 August 2011 and consequently the case is now considered finalised. Kaewpeng was found guilty on all charges: Murder, theft at night and theft with an act of violence. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment, reduced from the death penalty taking into account his acceptance of the charges. He was arrested on 21 August 2010 and is currently still remanded in Prachuap Khiri Khan Prison.
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Do you wonder why we say certain things, or what they really mean? Each week we will examine a different word or phrase and tell you how it came about. This week it is.. Walk the walk Back up one’s talk with action. ‘Walk the walk’ is almost always said in combination with ‘talk the talk’, for example, “if you’re going to talk the talk, you’ve got to walk the walk”, or “walk it like you talk it”. This is a 20th century American alternative to various old sayings which epitomise the notion that ‘talk is cheap’, for example ‘actions speak louder than words’ and ‘practice what you preach’. The context for the use of any of these expressions is in response to what is seen as empty boasting. People who are accused of such are said (in the USA) to ‘talk a good game’ or (in the UK) to be ‘all mouth and no trousers’. The disdain that unproductive bragging is held in was carried a little further by no less authors than George Bernard Shaw and Shakespeare. They both implied that ‘talking’ was itself an ineffectual alternative to ‘walking’. In Man and Superman, 1903, George Bernard Shaw suggested that: “He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.” Shakespeare’s Richard III, 1594, includes the character known simply as ‘The First Murderer’ - clearly not a man to be trifled with: Fear not, my lord, we will not stand to prate; Talkers are no good doers: be assured We come to use our hands and not our tongues. Benjamin Franklin is reputed to have coined the proverbial saying “Well done is better than well said”. While that phrase is certainly in Franklin’s style, there appears to be no hard evidence to link him to this phrase. The earliest usage that can be actually verified is a citation from the Ohio newspaper The Mansfield News, June 1921:
“Although he has no gilded medals upon his bosom, Howard Herring of the North American Watch company, walks the walk, and talks the talk, of a hero today.” More recently, and especially in the UK, where ‘walk the walk’ has never caught on, the phrase is sometimes condensed to ‘walk the talk’. This appears to have derived in the UK as a simple mishearing of the American original. The earliest example of it that is found in print is in an article in The Times (London), from May 1993. This came in an interview with Gordon Roddick, cofounder of The Body Shop cosmetics chain: “Some of the less friendly observers have determined that we will abandon our principles and reveal ourselves as shallow cynical exploiters. We must disappoint them... quite simply put, we walk our talk.” An even more recent term, ‘walk and talk’ has been coined for a storytelling device which has been widely used in US television dramas, like The West Wing and ER. It is a tracking shot of a primary character who is approached by various underlings in order to obtain a rushed ‘on the hoof’ conversation. Usually filmed using the rather inappropriately named ‘Steadicam’, the scenes are intended to make the exchange more visually interesting and to imply the busyness and importance of the main character. Is there an English phrase or saying that you would like to know more about? Email it to us on email@example.com and we will do our best to uncover it’s origin.
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UK RIOTS I heard one Conservative MP on the radio today blaming Blackberrys for organising this trouble in London. I thought he should be a little more careful, using racist language like that. One of the rioters threw a brick through our kitchen window and hit my wife on the head, knocking her out. I ran outside and chased him down. I dragged him back to the house and pointed to my bloodied wife in a heap on the floor. I pulled out a knife and said, “It’s time to face the consequences of your actions.” Shaking, he said, “What are you going to do?” “Me?” I replied, handing him the knife. “I’m not going to do anything. YOU’RE going to finish making my sandwich.” I can’t believe what’s going on in London! Is it real?! I’m still in shock! Arsenal have signed an English player?!
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London riots, Kenny Dalglish at Liverpool, Tory government ruining the nation with massive cuts - we just need the Specials at Number 1 in the charts and my kids can grow up in the eighties just like I did! Apparently Spurs have signed a new striker, a local lad with Italian roots. Harry is claiming it is a steal, pinched from under the eyes of Juventus scouts. His name is Grabatelli. After rioters loot and destroy Carpet Right, Police say Tottenham now has Rug Dealers on every corner. Following the uprising in London, Colonel Gaddafi has today declared the rioters as the official government of Great Britain. So there I was, throwing things at police, destroying cars and robbing shops. Then I stopped playing Grand Theft Auto and went to work. I’m a glass half full kind of person. I always wanted to own my own home in London and now finally I can afford a mortgage on a nice little place in Tottenham. I was thinking of somewhere safe to hide in London, somewhere with nothing valuable worth stealing, nothing new and shiny that will attract anyones attention. I found the perfect place, and at least the Arsenal trophy room is warm. Police in Manchester say the looters are not from Manchester. Must be United fans then. I was driving through Liverpool and it was awful. Youths threw bricks at my windows, tried to steal my tyres, I saw several people looting from a electrical shop and gangs of hoodies roamed the streets, looking for people to mug. God knows what it will be like now that there’s riots.
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TAURUS APR 21 – MAY 21 Considering how easy it is to get them these days, you’re starting to regret choosing “hugs” over any number of things that rhyme with them. GEMINI MAY 22 – JUNE 21 Your theory that your life eerily echoes the events in Casablanca is disrupted even further by the disparity in people’s emotional involvement with their endings. CANCER JUN 22 – JUL 22 Every marriage is like a little nation unto itself, and the failure of yours is a textbook example of how investment in education, the arts, and maybe a puppy are desirable goals for civilization. LEO JUL 23 – AUG 22 Often it feels as if everything is too hard for you and that anything you try ends in failure, but take heart: Those feelings have to be wrong eventually.
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VIRGO AUG 23 – SEP 22 Sometimes we find amazing things in places we least expect them, whether it’s true love, peace of mind, or, in your case, a pack of furious marauding cannibals. LIBRA SEP 23 – OCT 23 You have no idea why you’ve been experiencing laughter, tears, a sudden desire for fried chicken, or an impulse to call the law offices of Marvin Falbaum, but it’s probably the TV. SCORPIO OCT 24 – NOV 21 Decent people everywhere will be shocked and appalled by the treatment you received and the conditions under which you were held, but it’s not like their jobs are any better. SAGITTARIUS NOV 22 – DEC 21 You’ll be curiously unfulfilled, if not a little frightened, when you finally learn the answer to the question of who watches the birdwatchers.
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CAPRICORN DEC 22 - JAN 19 In retrospect, you should have paid more attention to the obvious warning signs, which were of course placed there by the Department of Transportation for just that purpose. AQUARIUS JAN 20 – FEB 18 After fooling yourself for so long you’ve lost track of your sense of identity, your joy in life, and which one is actually the real Shroud of Turin. PISCES FEB 19 – MAR 20 If you somehow magically had the chance to do it all over again, you’d do everything in your power to make her happy. You don’t, though, because that’s not the way it works. ARIES MAR 21 – APR 20 You’ll feel a strange mixture of pride and terror when NASA announces it will replace the space shuttle with you in launches starting late next year.
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UPCOMING Hua Hin Jazz Festival 2011 - the festival has now been confirmed to take place on Friday 26th and Saturday 27th August. The new organisers are Bangkok Fanatix. One main stage on the beach behind the Sofitel is to be named in tribute to Miles Davis. Further information will be available as soon as it is confirmed. AWOL is producing a Jazz Festival Special to mark the tenth year of this event which will be distributed all over the town and surrounding areas before and during the festival. If you would be interested in placing an advert in this one off issue, please contact firstname.lastname@example.org or call 081 649 8361 for more information. Vic Hua Hin October Camp 2011 For more than twenty years, Patravadi Theatre in Bangkok has the tradition of making arts with young people and develops their potential. It’s art camp brings together various professional artists to teach and work with the participants. A showcase that brings together the teachers and students on stage and their family and
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VENUE GUIDE 100 PIPERS PUB. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. 100 PIPERS PUB. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. ABSORBA PUB AND RESTAURANT. 8/110 Petchkasem Rd. Just before the King’s Palace, next to the cable TV office, and across the street from the Golden Place shop. Live Music nightly from 9 pm. BAAN CHANG. Soi 9 North, Cha Am. Next to Methavalai Hotel. BLUE ANGEL CABARET. Soi Sarakam off Soi Bintabaht. CHECK CHEU CLUB. Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel CHEZ LOULOU. Next to the 7-11 by the railway station. COCO 51 RESTAURANT. Soi 51 at the beach. Tel 032 515597. DUSIT RESORT. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009. EL MURPHY’S HOTEL. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’. Tel 032 511525 FAT CAT GUESTHOUSE. 8/3 Naresdamri Road. Near the fishing pier. http://thefatcathuahin.com. HI4 PUB. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Road Soi 7. http://www.hi4pub. co.cc/ HILTON HOTEL. Naresdamri Rd. Tel 032 538999. JIMMY’S BAR. Soi Bintabaht JOY RESTAURANT. Petchkasem Road at Soi 78 near the downtown ‘crossroads’. LEELAWADEE PUB AND RESTAURANT, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. Upscale men’s club. LIVANTO RESTAURANT AND PIANO BAR. 19 Damnerkasem Rd. Near Burger King, etc. Pianist and singer every night. Website www. livantohuahin.com LUKNAM PUB. On the road to Pala U waterfall. Opposite Phoenix Bar. NOKKACHAN RESTAURANT AND PUB, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83. PLEARNWAN VINTAGE VILLAGE. Petchkasem Road at Soi 40. THE “QUEEN’S GARDEN” PARK. A lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19. RAY’S PLACE. Corner of Sa Song/Amnuaysin Roads, south of night market and west of Petchkasem Rd.
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REST DETAIL HOTEL. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. 19/119 Soi Hua Hin 19. Tel: 032 547 733 http://www. restdetailhotel.com/ SASI RESTAURANT, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, on soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. Web www. sasirestaurant.com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant. com. SMORIANG PUB. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. SOUAY VISTA SOCIAL CLUB. Soi 94. About 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road. STONE HEAD TAVERN. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. TAUMAI RESTAURANT. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. TERRACE 90 RESTAURANT. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www;terrace-90.com THE DUKE’S RESTAURANT. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com THE LORD WEBB, RESTAURANT & BAR, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com. THE VENUE@ SUANSRI, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email email@example.com THONGLOR PUB. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. USAPASANG PUB (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. VIC HUA HIN THEATRE AND PATRAVADI PERFORMING ARTS CENTER. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.
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QINGDAO, CHINA Man dresses as carrot along with 49 friends to propose to girlfriend A Chinese man has chosen dancing carrots over dazzling carats when he proposed to his long-term girlfriend - while dressed as a vegetable. Kooky character Pang Kun dressed up as his favourite vegetable and was joined by another 49 bright orange carrots wearing sunglasses to pop the question to his partner Zhao Xinyu. After meeting Zhao at the local shopping complex in Qingdao, Pang excused himself to the bathroom and quickly changed into his suit. When he returned his was joined by pals and they all started bopping away to music - much to the amazement of Pang’s girlfriend. When they finally stopped for a
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CHILD’S BED AND desk combo for sale. Bought at Index Mall and never used. Like new. Will sell for 15,000 baht obo. Contact ted at 0890288042 or ted@ searescue.org HEWLETT PACKARD 2100N Colour Laser Printer for sale. 3000bt will get you the printer and a brand new black cartridge. You will need to purchase 3 individual colour cartridges but they last forever in any business or home office. Call Paul 0861 604 261 FUJI DIGITAL CAMERA Model S5700. 7.1 Mega Pixels, Telescopic lens, all singing and dancing, all leads etc 18 months old. 6000 baht. Call Peter on 084 753 6252 for more detail
GENERAL - SPORTS A FULL SET of Gallaway golf clubs including the original bag hardly used 9000 Baht Phone 0877736053 PALM HILLS GOLF membership, for a Mr. And Mrs. For sale to the highest bidder. Buyer pays the transfer fee, twenty five years left to run. Contact me Trevor 087 807 5812. BRAND NEW SPURS shirts - 2 very high quality Spurs shirts for sale, 1 medium and one xl. unopened,brand new. Bought to take home as presents but staying in Hua-Hin now so need to sell. 450 baht each or 800 baht for both. call Julian on 08740 89512 or email email@example.com LOOKING FOR A Lake View Membership? I have 4 memberships available at good prices ready for immediate transfer. Contact Paul on 0861 604 261 WANTED: PALM HILLS Golf memberships. If you are looking to sell your golf membership then I have two separate buyers looking for one. Please contact me asap to discuss the price. Contact Paul 0861 604 261 TAYLORMADE RAC MUSCLEBACK forged irons 3-SW with S300 shafts. 12,000 bt and will include Taylormade R7 golf bag. I will also have the loft and lie adjusted to suit you so they are indeed Taylor Made for you. Call Paul 0861 604 261 SELECTION OF GOLF clubs for sale. Callaway Fusion 3 rescue 21degree with regular carbon shaft. Perfect condition 2500bt Ram 3 rescue 19degree with regular carbon shaft offset for slice problems. Perfect condition 2000bt Call Paul 0861 604 261 GIANT XTC MOUNTAINBIKE for sale. Top of the range model, silver and red. 17 inch 6000 series super light aluminium alloy frame, RockShox Dart 3 front fork, Shimano Deore Lx 27 gears, XC Lite wheels with Alex trims, tyre size 25 x 2.10, saddle Selle Italia. New price 50,000 baht, now secondhand but as new price 22,000 baht. TEL 089 206 1422 Email firstname.lastname@example.org SPRINGFIELD FAMILY MEMBERSHIP. Reduced again 25 years remaining. Reduced price for quick sale after buyer dropped out. Does not include transfer fee. 145,000 baht. Email: email@example.com. Phone 083 617 5777 MULTI SPORT AQUAGLIDE (6 left). Lanai inflatable sailboat/ windsurfer/ kayak/ towable for 2 or 3 people. Plus 1 Big Sister for up to 8 people. Brand new, USA made. Currently stored in Pranburi. For sale, everything or individually, 10-12,000 THB each ono. Urgent sale. Contact Jumbo 086 071 6827 or email jumbobkk@ hotmail.com POOL CUES FOR sale! Brand new and second hand. Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 or at Lucky Shot bar. PALM HILLS GOLF Membership for sale. 23 years. Price negotiable. Phone 081 088 5313
0 3 2 5 3 2 9 0 4 GOLF LESSONS AVAILABLE. Have an issue with your golf swing and just can’t put your finger on it? Let us put you right. Proven EGTF technique has reduced a player from 1.7 to 0.9 in just 3 weeks!! Call 0861 604261
MOTORING - 4 WHEELS PLUS TOYOTA VIGO PRERUNNER for rent by Week or Month.15,000b per month, or 5,000 per week. Email firstname.lastname@example.org ONE OF A kind. Fully customised ‘53 Willies. Toyota drive train, automatic. Mag wheels. Bright yellow. 375.000b O.B.O. Call Dave @ 0852919738 TOYOTA TRD FACTORY sports suspension kitas new just. 14000km. Cost 30K sell 15,000 BHT. Shane 082 283 8902 or ask at Bobby’s Bar in Soi 102. 07 TOYOTA HILUX Diesel PreRunner. new model one owner 4 door, manual. Beautiful condition, service history, low mlg. A bargain at 585,000 THB. Tel Thai 085 284 8059 English 082 790 4596
MOTORING - 3 WHEELS & LESS YAMAHA 1300CC ROYAL Star (offers around 260,000 baht) Very good condition, with Green book. White in colour, many extras, back box, side bags, screen and many more. This bike has been to Phuket and Ratchaburi Bike Weeks with no problems. Just been serviced. This bike is an ideal cruiser and comfortable to ride. Only 30,000 kms on this bike. Please contact Paul 080 660 7013 (Eng) or Toon 082 294 0235 (Thai) HONDA PHANTOM FIRE Edition Black with silver/grey flames, chrome engine covers and saddle bags. Less than 11,000 km. Will sell for 65,000 baht. Contact Gary at 081 015 0931. 2010 TIGER BOXER 250cc Red Low mileage, excellent condition, anti puncture tyres, extra gear cog, spare tyre. Reg till Feb 2012. Cost 78,000 bt new, will sell for 55,000 bt Phone Tony, 087 367 3422 or 087 664 1697 YAMAHA FINO GREEN/BLACK color 2010 Only 1200 km,as new,taxed & insured.green book.excellent!Ask for pics.36000 baht.Great deal. Call 086-2845055 HONDA SHADOW 750CC for sale in Hua Hin. Deep dark green color with custom paint on tank. Powerful 750cc, less than 41,000 km, 1990, in good condition. Very reliable and powerful V Twin engine. Bike is located Hua Hin, comes with the green book. New front tyre, just changed oil and water, front fork o-rings, battery. Price 130,000 baht. Email email@example.com or call 085 351 8402 HONDA STEED 400CC for sale. Renovated Steed in Harley colours of Black & Orange. Looks and runs like new. Rebuilt engine 2 years ago with genuine mileage of 19xxxkm. If you are looking for one and test ride this, you will buy it. Comes with sales invoice papers at 80,000bt but green book can be arranged. Call Paul 0861 604 261. Can email images. KAWASAKI KLX 125CC 2010 Brand New green/black KLX 125cc dual purpose on road/off road motorcycle. Fully road legal with only 400KM on the clock. Paid Baht 84,000 with 2 years transferable theft insurance. 75,000 baht. Email firstname.lastname@example.org or Phone 086 166 9880 SUZUKI STEEP FOR sale,2006,km 19300.run really well and fast.taxed and insured.green book. Price 22,000 baht. Call 086-2845055
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PROPERTY LARGE HOUSE NICE style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685 CONDO FOR SALE in the popular Condochain Hua Hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 089 257 1661 DESIRABLE POOL VILLA Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email firstname.lastname@example.org or Phone O86 758 4774 VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700 CHA AM LAND sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha Am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn University. Has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per RAI. For additional info e-mail email@example.com or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.
BEAUTIFUL 2 BEDROOM 2 bathroom condo in the Breeze. 85 Sqm fully furnished and just 4 minutes walk to the beach down a quiet lane opposite the main entrance. 3 pools, gym, security and underground parking. Baht 25,000 per month available now until end of September. Tel 0861669880 See www.b307thebreeze.weebly.com CONDO FOR RENT. 28sqm condo for long term rent at Taweeporn Condotel Resort just behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10. Beautiful perfectly maintained gardens, 25m pool, bar, restaurant, gym. 10,000 baht per month or 9,000 baht per month if condo is rented for 6 months or more with payment up front. Please email firstname.lastname@example.org or call 087 408 9512 LARGE 4 BEDROOM 4 bathroom large lounge wide screen tv satellite european dining kitchen, laumdry room, large pool and jaccuzi, 3km from town would suit 2 familys 30,000 baht pm, long or short let available, contact Bill 083 315 9710 BRAND NEW HOUSE 5kms from Hua Hin centreSpanish style, fully furnished, summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, European kitchen, living room, cable tv, LCD tv, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term. email@example.com RENTALS AVAILABLE IN Hua Hin / Phuket. Short and long term available ranging from 20,000 - 140,000 Baht PCM. We are independent brokers with unlimited experience/expertise in this market and a network of developers/clients ready and waiting. Contact us with your requirements and we guarantee to find you the right choice. Email firstname.lastname@example.org
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LUCKY SHOT BAR
HUA HIN POOL BILLIARD LEAGUE
BEKK SOLUTIONS LADIES POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS Week 3 8th August 2011 Bobbys Bgrs Ladies 8 - 4 Bob/ Nok’s Ladies Dara Bar Ladies 4 - 8 Bar Tender Ladies Dolphin Bar Ladies 3 - 9 Sunset B’d Ladies Garden Bar Ladies 3 - 9 Red Bar Ladies Ice Bar Ladies 6 - 6 Railway Tavern Ladies Lord Webb Ladies 7 - 5 Papillon Ladies Muan Ladies 4 - 8 Talk of The Town Ladies LEAGUE TABLE Team Bobbys Bangers Red Bar Bob and Nok’s Railway Tavern Lord Webb Talk of The Town Sunset B’levard Ice Bar Papillon Bar Tender
P 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
W D 3 0 3 0 2 0 1 2 2 0 2 0 1 1 1 1 1 0 1 0
L +/- Pts 0 18 6 0 18 6 1 6 4 0 6 4 1 4 4 1 0 4 1 -2 3 1 -4 3 2 2 2 2 -6 2
Hua Hin’s only pool bar with THREE 9’ tables
RESULTS Matchday 18 5th August 2011 Braze Head Tattoo 6 - 2 Papillon Dick’s Office A 2 - 6 Oasis Dolphin Bar v Eagle A n/a Eagle B 5 - 3 Lucky Shot A JW Red 1 - 7 JW Black Play Sports Lounge 1 - 7 Thaiwaii Bar Sugar Cane 4 - 4 Sunset Boulevard Talk Of The Town 5 - 3 Return Bar
Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin
Team Lucky Shot A Dolphin Bar Thaiwaii Bar Eagle A JW Black Oasis Sunset B’levard Braze Hd Tattoo Talk of the Town Eagle B
P 18 17 18 17 18 18 18 18 18 18
W 16 14 13 12 13 11 7 8 8 7
D 0 0 2 3 1 4 7 3 2 3
L +/- Pts 2 70 32 3 44 28 3 40 28 2 48 27 4 42 27 3 42 26 4 16 21 7 0 19 8 8 18 8 -14 17
Play Sports Lge 18
9 -18 14
2 12 -38 10
3 12 -40
2 14 -56
Dick’s Office A
2 15 -60
0 18 -84
FIXTURES Week 4 15th August 2011 Bar Tender Ladies v Dolphin Bar Ladies Bob and Nok’s Ladies v Dara Bar Ladies Papillon Ladies v Muan Ladies Railway Tavern Ladies v Lord Webb Ladies Red Bar Ladies v Ice Bar Ladies Sunset B’vard Ladies v Garden Bar Ladies Talk/ Town Ladies v Bobby’s Bangers Ladies 24 CRYPTIC CROSSWORD SOLUTION
THIS WEEK’S FIXTURES Matchday 19 12th August 2011 Eagle A v Dick’s Office A JW Black v Talk Of The Town Lucky Shot A v Sugar Cane Oasis v Braze Head Tattoo Papillon v Play Sports Lounge Return Bar v Dolphin Bar Sunset Boulevard v JW Red Thaiwaii Bar v Eagle B NEXT WEEK’S FIXTURES Matchday 20 19th August 2011 Braze Head Tattoo v Play Sports Lounge Dick’s Office A v Return Bar Dolphin Bar v JW Black Eagle B v Papillon JW Red v Lucky Shot A Oasis v Eagle A Sugar Cane v Thaiwaii Bar Talk Of The Town v Sunset Boulevard
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Chomsin Road ( Soi 55 ) Opposite Buffalo Tavern Near Fishing Pier Open 8 - 6 Monday to Saturday Tel. 080 436 5446 (English)
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BEKK SOLUTIONS FUN POOL LEAGUE
THE KANKO HUA HIN POOL LEAGUE
RESULTS Week 1 10th August 2011 Dolphin Bar v Dick’s Office Bar n/a Eagle Bar v The Lord Webb Bar n/a Garden bar v Thaiwaii Bar n/a Maria 2 Bar v Talk of the Town Bar n/a Muan Bar v Sunset Boulevard Bar n/a NEXT WEEK’S FIXTURES Week 2 17th August 2011 Dick’s Office Bar v Eagle Bar Sunset Boulevard Bar v Play Sports Lounge Talk of the Town Bar v Muan Bar Thaiwaii Bar v Maria 2 Bar The Lord Webb Bar v Garden bar
LEAGUE TABLE Team Dick’s Office Bar Dolphin Bar Eagle Bar Garden bar Maria 2 Bar Muan Bar Play Sports Lnge Sunset B’levard Talk of the Town Thaiwaii Bar Lord Webb Bar
P 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
W 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L +/- Pts 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
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Help the Elephants of this area - many are now unable to be kept by their owners as they cannot work any more. The Foundation will take care of these animals but needs both volunteers and donations to do so. Please help these gentle giants, or just visit them at the Foundation on the Pala-U Road 3.5km from Hua Hin centre. Rides: 1 or 1/2hr (2 people per Elephant) or 2 or 1 1/2 hrs (1 per Elephant) Tel: 032 827098 or 081 199 0798. email: firstname.lastname@example.org website: www.hutsadin.org
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RESULTS Week 12 10th August 2011 Bar Tender 8 - 10 Bobby’s Bar Beach Hut Bar 8 - 10 Bob & Noks Railway Tavern 4 - 14 Dara Bar Sinatras 11 - 7 Beer O’Clock Club LEAGUE TABLE Team Dara Bar Beach Hut Bar Bob & Noks Bobby’s Bar Sinatras Beer O’Clck Club Bar Tender Railway Tavern
P 12 12 12 12 12 12 12 12
W 11 10 6 5 4 5 1 1
D 1 1 1 3 2 0 1 1
L 0 1 5 4 6 7 10 10
+/76 54 -2 -4 -18 -26 -38 -42
Pts 23 21 13 13 10 10 3 3
NEXT WEEK’S FIXTURES Week 13 17th August 2011 Bob & Noks v Beer O’Clock Club Bobby’s Bar v Beach Hut Bar Dara Bar v Bar Tender Railway Tavern v Sinatras
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RESULTS 9/8/2011 CUP FINAL Scandic Bar B 0 - 12 Jungle Juice Played at Scandic Bar
(Trophy will be presented at end of season party (venue and date to be confirmed)
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The victorious Jungle Juice team
The plucky finalists Scandic Bar B
DIVISION 1 FINAL LEAGUE TABLE
DIVISION 2 LEAGUE TABLE
Team Buddy Bar Jungle Juice CAT A JW Red JW Black Lucky Shot Paradise Lazy Daze Scandic Bar B
P 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16 16
W 12 11 11 10 9 5 5 4 4
D 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0
L 4 4 5 6 7 11 11 11 12
+/62 110 102 28 12 -62 -86 -54 -112
Pts 24 23 22 20 18 10 10 9 8
Team CAT House Jaew Bar Scandic Bar A CAT Jiggapik Dick’s Office A Dick’s Office B Robin’s Rest Play Sports Lge Muan Ladies
P W 15 11 16 11 16 9 16 9 16 9 16 9 16 8 15 3 16 0
D L +/1 3 88 0 5 44 1 6 10 1 6 6 0 7 44 0 7 8 0 8 26 0 12 -118 1 15 -108
RESULTS: 9TH AUGUST - ROYAL HUA HIN. 4 Person Texas scramble. 28 entrants = 7 teams. 1st. Bernard Morgan, Petra van der Kroon, Kari matti Mannikko, Relai (guest). Net 59.3 2nd. Peter Oosterbaan, Paul Plasmans, Anja Thissen, Rich Lively (guest). net 59.9 Near pin No. 5 Petra Van Der Kroon. No. 14 Kari matti Mannikko.
Pts 23 22 19 19 18 18 16 6 1
FIXTURES 16/8/2011 Top 32 Individuals This will take place over two weeks; the first week will be held in eight different venues with four players in each (see below), who play each other once in a 501 best of three and will be awarded 1 point for a win. In the event of a tie, legs for and against will be the deciding factor, and if still tied then a play off game of 1 leg 501 will decide the result.. The top two from each group advance to the Top 16 being held the following week. 26
Group 1 (CAT BAR) Angkana (Dicks Office B) Martin (JW Red) Martin (Lazy Daze)) K (Cat Jiggapik)
Group 4 (JEAW BAR) Meaw (Dicks Office B.) Howard (Robins Rest) Stuart (Jungle Juice) Noom (Buddy Bar)
Group 7 (LUCKY SHOT) Cop (Scandic Bar A) May (Cat Jiggapik) Dick (Paradise) Martin (JW Black)
Group 2 (CAT HOUSE) Boy (Dicks Office A) Jai (Jeaw Bar) Golf (Buddy Bar) Doug (Jungle Juice)
Group 5 (MUAN BAR) Steve (Dicks Office A) Lec (Lazy Daze) Terry (Robins Rest) Mark (JW Red)
Group 8 (ROBINS REST) B (Cat House) Muay (Jeaw Bar) Oil (Jungle Juice) Noom A (Buddy Bar)
Group 3 (JWs) Nim (Cat House) Richard (Dicks Office B.) Ball (Cat A) John (JW Red)
Group 6 (PARADISE) Rune (Cat A) Tip (Scandic B) Poo (Jeaw Bar) Ken (Cat Jiggapik)
Matches start at 7.30pm Scoresheets to be delivered to either Dick’s Office (Soi 80) or 99 Bar (Soi 6) or contact Angkana on 089 616 3632
5TH AUGUST - BANYAN. A group medal. 10 entrants. 1st. Neil Henderson 8hcp net 72. 2nd. Kari Matti Mannikko 8hcp net 77. B group Stableford. 10 entrants. 1st. Peter Oosterbaan 18hcp 38 pts. 2nd. Ben Amelsvoort 18hcp 37 pts. Near pin No. 2 Roger Donaldson. No. 15 Thomas Pagdon. FORTHCOMING FIXTURES: Tue 16th Lake View Summer pairs + S/ford Fri 19th Sea Pines Stableford
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RESULTS: MONDAY 7 AUG AT LAKEVIEW C/D 18 players Stableford 1st Doug Miller (8) 35pts, 2nd Timo Ripatti (5) 34pts, 3rd Stuart Hobbs (9) 34pts, 4th Chris Roper (7) 33pts WEDNESDAY 10TH AUG AT SEA PINES 15 players Stableford 1st Craig Miller (3) 36pts, 2nd Richard Denyer (11) 34pts, 3rd Nid Byrne (16) 32pts, 4th Mike Ford (15) 31pts Forthcoming Events Monday 15th Aug Lakeview Stableford/Skins Weds 17th Aug Royal Hua Hin GC Stableford Monday 22nd Aug Palm Hills (First round of Club Championship) Wednesday 24th Aug Lakeview (Final round of Club Championship)
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KICKED OFF BY BOBBY’S BAR THIS WEEK’S FIXTURES (all times Thailand) Key: 1=Home win, 2=Away win, 3=Draw SATURDAY, 13 AUGUST 2011 BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE 3 Blackburn v Wolverhampton, 15:00 2 Fulham v Aston Villa, 15:00 1 Liverpool v Sunderland, 15:00 3 QPR v Bolton, 15:00 1 Tottenham v Everton, 15:00 3 Wigan v Norwich, 15:00 1 Newcastle v Arsenal, 17:30 NPOWER CHAMPIONSHIP 2 Barnsley v Southampton, 15:00 3 Birmingham v Coventry, 15:00 1 Crystal Palace v Burnley, 15:00 3 Doncaster v West Ham, 15:00 1 Ipswich v Hull, 15:00 3 Leeds v Middlesbrough, 15:00 1 Leicester v Reading, 15:00 1 Millwall v Nott’m Forest, 15:00 3 Portsmouth v Brighton, 15:00 1 Watford v Derby, 15:00 CLYDESDALE BANK PREMIER LEAGUE 2 Inverness CT v Rangers, 12:45 1 Celtic v Dundee Utd, 15:00 1 Hearts v Aberdeen, 15:00 2 St Johnstone v Dunfermline, 15:00 2 St Mirren v Motherwell, 15:00 SUNDAY, 14 AUGUST 2011 BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE 3 Stoke v Chelsea, 13:30 2 West Brom v Man Utd, 16:00 NPOWER CHAMPIONSHIP 1 Blackpool v Peterborough, 15:00 1 Cardiff v Bristol City, 15:00
FEATURED GAME SWISS SUPER LEAGUE SATURDAY, 13 AUGUST 2011 FC Basel v FC Zürich, 20:45 St Jakob Park, Basel As there are no real standout matches in the English and Scottish leagues, and the leagues have not yet started in Spain or Italy, we thought we would feature the Swiss equivalent of Manchester United versus Liverpool; the two most successful teams in the Swiss leagues meeting in what really is a fierce rivalry, although it has switched from time to time, with Grasshopper-Club Zürich having previously been regarded as arch-rival. Supporters from both sides have caused trouble in the past, with the worst incident in May 2006. FC Basel had won the league in the 2003/04 and 2004/05 seasons and were set to make it three in a row if they won or drew against Zürich at home on the last day of the 2005/06 season. But if Zürich won, they would get the title. Zürich took the lead with a late goal from Iulian Filipescu and consequently won the match and the league. After the final whistle, players and fans from both teams started fighting on the pitch and in the stands. This incident has fueled hatred and bitterness between fans of both sides. Neither team has started particularly well this season; in the first four games both have only won once, with Basel drawing and Zürich losing their other three. It’s a big week for Zürich as they have a first leg Champions League playoff against Bayern Munich the following Wednesday. The Zürich fans will regard this league match as more important though, and manager Urs Fischer will be a brave man if he picks a weaker side and loses to Basel under the guidance of German manager Thorsten Fink. The form book suggests that Basel have the edge, but we wouldn’t be surprised if this match ends in a draw.
CLYDESDALE BANK PREMIER LEAGUE 2 Kilmarnock v Hibernian, 12:15 MONDAY, 15 AUGUST 2011 BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE 1 Man City v Swansea, 20:00 TUESDAY, 16 AUGUST 2011 NPOWER CHAMPIONSHIP 3 Barnsley v Middlesbrough, 19:45 1 Crystal Palace v Coventry, 19:45 3 Doncaster v Nott’m Forest, 19:45 3 Ipswich v Southampton, 19:45 1 Leeds v Hull, 19:45 3 Portsmouth v Reading, 19:45 2 Watford v West Ham, 19:45 WEDNESDAY, 17 AUGUST 2011 NPOWER CHAMPIONSHIP 1 Cardiff v Brighton, 19:45 1 Leicester v Bristol City, 19:45 1 Millwall v Peterborough, 19:45 1 Blackpool v Derby, 20:00
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FANTASY FOOTBALL As we have done for the last two Premier League seasons, AWOL will once again be running a private league for AWOL readers to compete against each other. If you were in the AWOL Challenge last season, and sign up for Fantasy Premier League again, you will automatically be entered this season. For new players, the code to join the AWOL Challenge is 295761-86812. In addition to this, we are introducing another game dedicated to the n-power Championship, although this one will not be featured in the paper every week, but more on the AWOL Forum. The website to sign up for this one is http://fantasy. football-league.co.uk/ and it is called Texaco Fantasy Football. Sign up before 5th August and you will be entered into a free draw with the chance to win 2 VIP tickets to the Carling Cup Final at Wembley! More details can be found on the AWOL Forum at www.awolonline.net/forum or from the game website. We have now decided to replace the I Know The Score game - the game website has moved, and now requires a new log in as it is being run by a different entity on behalf of the Premier League so to take part in AWOL Pundits this season go to www.awolonline.net/forum where you can join the forum and will find details of how to join and play our Premier League prediction game. Add a bit of spice to your weekly football viewing by taking part in these games; suffer the delicious agony of your fantasy captain scoring a hattrick against your real life team, or the late change you made to your team getting sent off. Join up and prove that you are the greatest manager or pundit of all. If you won in previous seasons, show it was no flash in the pan... Remember you can still join all of these games after the start of the season.
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GONE FOR A BARTON NEWCASTLE, ENGLAND NEWCASTLE United have admitted they have been deluged with offers from clubs wanting to show Joey Barton exactly where the sun does not shine. Barton had the final year of his contract terminated when start-ofseason medical tests showed he was still an arsehole. He is now the subject of an intense bidding war amongst managers eager to dance around him flicking the V sign. Newcastle chairman Mike Ashley said: “We’ve had a delegation from the Kingdom of Tonga arrive asking if they can wave their bottoms at him and then go home again. We’re even getting club owners from other sports asking if they can discuss having nothing to do with him.” Barton is currently training on his own in a viewing pen several miles
CLUBS LINE UP TO TELL NEWCASTLE BAD BOY TO DO ONE
Left: Barton’s stock has fallen faster than something falling very, very fast
from St James Park and Ashley has tried to recoup some money from his departure by charging managers to watch him forlornly trudge up and down, shouting abuse at the training cones. A small restaurant has been set up next to the pen, as well as a souvenir stand featuring shirts saying ‘My
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Manager Went To Newcastle & All He Got Was To Tell Joey Barton To Go Screw Himself’. But the biggest windfall could come from an unprecedented £15m upyours bid from Manchester City, which would break the British spending record for telling a player to urinate up a rope. Roberto Mancini said: “We’re going to buy four airships, decorated by Banksy and fitted with loudspeakers playing Bigmouth Strikes Again. “Once we know we’ve got his attention they will fly in formation so they spell out the phrase ‘In your dreams, you gobby thug’. “I think it shows once and for all the level of ambition at this great club.”
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Published on Aug 11, 2011