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18 February 2011
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DRYING UP? the annual water problem; residents urged to save water
HUA HIN THAILAND As the relentless hot, dry weather continues, the likelihood of severe water shortages in the months ahead is worse than normal, according to concerned officials. At the end of last month, water levels in the Pran Buri Dam had fallen to their lowest in 30 years, according to Paiboon Yongpradit, director of the Pran Buri water supply project, who claims the dam, the main source of tap water to the province, had just 132m cubic meters of usable water, down from an average low point of 460m cubic meters. Hua Hin deputy mayor Athikhun Butying has urged residents to save water and prepare for shortages in March and April, expected to be the driest for several years. Already some areas have seen their water shut off periodically, and the fears are that when the public supplies are not sufficient, that even the trucked in water will not be enough, so conserving water now is thought to be essential in all areas. Work is being carried out on pipework to improve the situation, but this is long term work not expected to be completed for at least another year or possibly two, connecting to another reservoir in Petchaburi. The water infrastructure in Hua Hin has long been a problem, and has been exacerbated by the continuing growth of the town, leading to a situation where the supplies are diminishing as the demand rapidly increases. So think twice before watering your garden or washing your car, and try to conserve the valuable resources we have - every little helps.
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HUA HIN THAILAND It has just come to the notice of AWOL that the Major Cineplex in Market Village is running some of their movies in English, apparently in a trial to test how popular they are. Already been and gone are ‘Meet The Parents 3” and “The Green Hornet” and unfortunately movie information for next week is not available at press time, but the trial is apparently continuing throughout February. While we would like to claim some small part in this happening with the petition and stories we ran on the issue in July to September 2009, we don’t believe this is connected, but it is a welcome step. One small criticism is that there has been little effort to publicise the trial, and as noted at the beginning of this article AWOL only stumbled on it by chance. However, we encourage anyone who enjoys watching films in a cinema to go along and show the ciema that there is indeed demand for English soundtrack films in Hua Hin. We will endeavour to find out the screening times a week in advance for the next issue of AWOL. For more immediate information go to either www.majorcineplex.com or www.movieseer.com.
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DEAR AWOL, I am writing to you to inform readers about a campaign for fairness, justice and equality for all British state pensioners. All people contribute towards the National Insurance scheme under exactly the same rules. All people qualify for their state pension under exactly the same rules, based on years of NI contributions. When it comes time to pay the state pension different rules are applied depending on where you happen to live. If you live in the UK and in 40 overseas countries, your state pension is uprated for inflation each year. If you live in mainly Commonwealth countries and others like Thailand
SEND YOUR LETTERS TO SUBMISSIONS@AWOLONLINE.NET your state pension is frozen at the rate at which it is first paid, or as at the date of migration. This means that over time the real purchasing power of the state pension in Commonwealth countries declines over the years, so that after, say, 25 years, it may be about a quarter of the current pension level. To rectify this problem it would cost less than 1% of the total state pension bill. Apparently there is an unwritten cross political party agreement not to fix this problem. Pensioners who have chosen to go overseas to be with their children and grand children in retirement in Commonwealth countries are penalised for doing so, or disouraged from seeing their children and
grandchildren again. Overseas pensioners have been fighting this discrimination, based on country of residence, for over 25 years. Please join in the campaign by visiting http://38degrees.uservoice. com/forums/78585-campaignsuggestions/suggestions/1485145fairness-justice-and-equality-forall-british-sta?ref=title and for more information visit http://www. pension-parity-uk.com. Thank you, Clifric, Hua Hin. AWOL SAYS: Disgraceful unfairness from the British authorities; we will be adding our signatures to the campaign and hope our readers will too..
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town of Pattaya, Thailand, emerging victorious after a “kissathon” organisers claim marked the longest recorded smooch in history. The previous record of just over 32 hours was set in 2009 by a couple in Germany, according to Guinness World Records, whose officials will have to verify the latest milestone for it to become official. Fourteen couples kicked off the contest at 6am on Sunday. By Monday afternoon, half had already beaten the record and were still puckering up on the white-marble corridor of an oceanside shopping centre in Pattaya. Passing tourists gawked, smiled and snapped pictures with glowing mobile phones behind a red rope.
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Do you wonder why we say certain things, or what they really mean? Each week we will examine a different word or phrase and tell you how it came about. This week it is.. Fell off the back of a lorry/truck A euphemism for ‘acquired illegally’. When anyone accounts for their possession of an article by saying it ‘fell off the back of a truck’ or ‘fell off the back of a lorry’, they may be assumed not to be its legal owner - i.e. it is stolen. ‘Lorry’ is the British version; in the USA and Australia things fall from trucks. This coy language, which feigns innocence but actually emphasizes illegality by using a phrase that is reserved for illegal dealing, is similar to The Godfather’s ‘an offer he can’t refuse’. Others that relate specifically to stolen goods are the ‘five finger discount’ and ‘I got it from a man in a pub’. Had ‘air quotes’ been in use at the time they might well have been called on when this phrase was first spoken. The earliest printed versions of ‘fell off the back of a lorry’ come surprisingly late - like this early example from The Times, 1968: “The suggestion of the finder, a casual motorist, that the records ‘must have fallen off the back of a lorry’.” There are many anecdotal reports of the phrase in the UK from much earlier than that, and it is likely to date back to at least WWII. It’s just the sort of language that the ‘wide-boys’ or ‘flash Harrys’ who peddled illegal goods during and after WWII would have used. These were exemplified in plays and films by the actors George Cole, Sid James, etc. I’m sure a thorough scan of the scripts of the post-war Ealing comedies would throw up a pre-1968 example. Versions of the ‘truck’ phrase from both Australia and the USA predate the English examples by many years. The earliest that can be found is from the official record of debates in the Australian House of Representatives Hansard, 1928:
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“We heard, through something that had fallen off the back of a truck onto a reporter’s table.” In the USA the expression is found just a few years later - as in this example from The Tuscaloosa News, February 1937: Many transients in Manhattan are constantly being trimmed by suave ‘chauffeurs’ in light delivery trucks who whisper confidentially that there are some bolts of cloth in the rear seat which fell off the back of a truck. The meaning seems to have changed slightly since the phrase was coined. Almost all of the early references cite it as being used as patter in a scam to sell the unwary shoddy goods. The current usage is as a reference to a straightforward ‘nudge, nudge/I won’t tell if you won’t’ sale of stolen or smuggled goods.
A nostalgic word about lorries. Trucks are now travelling the world and, in the same way that the voracious American Grey Squirrel has overwhelmed the retiring European Red Squirrel, they are, on the road and in the dictionary, becoming dominant. The older generation in the UK is holding out and will have no truck with ‘truck’ but, as time goes by, lorries will turn into trucks, just as charabancs turned into coaches.
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Thailand foreign tourist arrivals up 11.6% in Jan BANGKOK - THAILAND foreign tourist arrivals rose more than 11 per cent in January from a year earlier to 1.79 million, according to Thailand’s tourism ministry’s website. The country managed to lure foreign tourists after a slump in arrivals during political unrest in Bangkok in April and May last year. The Bank of Thailand said the industry, which accounts for about 6 per cent of the country’s GDP, had recovered since the second half of 2010, at a faster rate than was expected. In 2010, foreign arrivals to the ‘Land
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Eat in or Takeaway 081 455 5298 Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 You’ll soon have the opportunity to reflect on all the crucial moments of your youth when a chunk of flying rebar erases all your memories after age 9. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 You’ll receive a strange e-mail from the Nigerian government describing in painstaking detail the management of its petroleum-distribution infrastructure. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 After years of work, you will be asked to submit your paper “There Is Nothing Like A Good Plate Of Bacon And Eggs” to the philosophy department at the Sorbonne. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 Your plan to put on a spectacular song-and-dance show to raise desperately needed cash will somehow fail to save your foundering musical.
Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 You will realize too late that an absolute monarch is still in thrall to the needs of his subjects when your hamsters start dying of starvation. Gemini May 22 – June 21 Although you feel as if you are all alone in a cold, brutal, and uncaring world, there are in fact 7 billion other people there. Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 Earth and Water magics are very strong in your sign this week, indicating that this is a good time to do mud-related activities. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 You’ve always believed that your soul is a lonely seeker of Truth, which does not explain why it’s usually found in a crowded line waiting for Cinnabon.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 It’s actually not true that doctors would simply allow you to die in order to harvest your organs. You’ll be dead, all right. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 Everyone will think you’re just making a hilarious reference, undermining your efforts to warn everyone that the alien manifesto is, in fact, actually a cookbook. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 An angel will appear to you in glory and foretell that you shall have happiness, peace, and the riches of the world, which would be better if he didn’t keep getting your name wrong. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 As you suspected, you are being watched at all times by THEM, but only because they’re hoping you’ll slip on the ice and drop your groceries again.
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Why blow your own trumpet? Parties, special offers, regular events, celebrations and more; if you want it in AWOL email info@ awolonline.net or contact Noi at Noi’s Kitchen (Tel: 086 174 6165) by Wednesday noon every week. Or join the AWOL forum (www. awolonline.net/forum) and post details of events there. recently added and coming soon • Beer O’ Clock Club, Khao Takiab Sausage Sizzle every Tuesday from 5 - 8pm; get one free Sizzle with every alcoholic drink purchase. Every Sunday afternoon from 2pm, Aussie Barbeque: Pork sausages, beef patties, chicken, salad and more. 150 baht per serving. • KeYoBar, Soi 80 Wednesday 23 February BIG Birthday party. “Everybody and everyone is welcome to enjoy a nice night with some free food, nice music maybe have some nice discussion with one of the ladies or just to enjoy yourselves.” Ken and Yo Call 088-1932573 • Ye Olde Buffalo Tavern (ad p 6) 70’S DISCO NIGHT on Friday 4th March from 7pm onwards for a chance to strut your stuff on the dance floor! Free entry & a 70’s themed buffet plus a free drink for those in 70’s duds!!!
Regular Events • Bobby’s Bar, Soi 102. (p 31) Free Buffet Dinner, Monday to Friday 4 - 6pm. Leo Draft, glass 49 bt, English pint 69 bt, Jug 135bt or 3 litre Tower 399 bt. Leo Draft prices are all day everyday (from open till close). British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. • Cheap Charlie, Soi Sarakam Happy Hour 9am - 6pm, buy 2 get 1 free • Curly’s Bar, Phetkasem Road Everyday Happy Hour - 1 - 6pm all beers only 50 baht per bottle plus all day English breakfasts from 95 baht. • Dick’s Office, Soi 80 (p 24) Fridays - open darts 7.30pm • Dizzy Dolphin, Samorphong (p32) Happy Hour 3 - 7pm; buy three beers get one free; gin, vodka and rum mixed drinks only 55 baht • Down Town Bar, Soi Selakam Buy 2 get 1 FREE any time, everyday. • Headrock, Soi Selakam Mon - Fri -10am til 8pm - 55 baht all beers/selected spirits • Terrace 90, Soi 90 (p 5/11) 99 Baht Margarita on Tuesday (Try the rest and then sample the best) Large Buffet of BBQ, Ribs, Roast, Italian and of course Mexican every Tuesday just 299 baht • White Swan Pub & Restaurant Every Friday from 7pm Farang BBQ Buffet, all you can eat, ONLY 99 baht, Pool competition, Parties of
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YOUR 8 DAYs A WEEK GUIDE TO LOCAL EVENTS. If you want your performance featured here on Hua Hin Live, send your information to: firstname.lastname@example.org Don’t Miss This Week Fringe Festival 2011 - Wanto - Space-O-Dizzy. Saturday, 19th February 2011, 7.30 pm. Thailands most stimulating physical theatre troupe B-Floor will pair up with Fringe favourites Japanese group Wangnin Bunmei to create this new performance. Tickets for 600 and 400 Baht (Discount 50% for students) are available at Vic Hua Hin: 032-827-814 to 815 Punchline Comedy Club at Hot Property, Thursday, February 24 at 9:00pm. A hilarious night of Live Stand Up Comedy here in Hua Hin with three top class comedians flown in specially from the UK - Josh Howie, Nick Doody and Michael Legge. Free open bar all night; tickets 1200 baht by emailing email@example.com before February 17th, 1500 baht thereafter.
Souay Vista Social Club Live music every night! Sundays & Wednesdays - Eddi & the Joker Band. Tuesdays - The Stone Band. Fridays - Feature night. Mondays, Thursdays & Saturdays - Jam sessions /pot pourri; audience participation welcomed! Every day - Classical guitar sets during dinner. (see ad page 17) Hua Hin/Cha-Am Jam Sessions: Monday, Wednesday and Sunday! Monday at Ray’s Place Restaurant, Wednesday at Chez LouLou, Sundays at Baan Chang in Cha-Am. Fun starts at 8pm and wraps up about 11pm. See Venue Guide for locations.
Upcoming Fringe Festival 2011 - 18 Monkeys Saturday, 26th February 2011, 7.30 pm. Contemporary Dance Choreographer Jitti Chompee will re-run his recent success of 18 Monkeys, which gracefully fuses the traditions of khon with ballet and tango against the backdrop of western classical music. Tickets for 600 and 400 Baht (Discount 50% for students) are available at Vic Hua Hin: 032-827-814 to 815 7th Annual Silpakorn Summer Music School. On 9 April 2011 there will be a free full-scale symphony orchestra concert at the Dusit Thani Resort, featuring the first-ever performance in Thailand of Gustav Mahler’s Symphony No. 1 in D major (aka The Titan Symphony), under the baton of Hikotaro Yazaki. The concert is the culminating event of the 7th annual Silpakorn Summer Music School, which has been held for each of the last several years at the Silpakorn University’s Cha-am campus just off the bypass road. Ongoing Cicada Market and Performing Arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/ Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. A great place to spend an evening. SASIDinnerTheatre.SASIRestaurant. Nightly at 7:00 pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre performance. Recommended. Hua Hin Magic Show, Hilton Hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; A full professional magic show. Adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999 Cabaret Show, Blue Angel Cabaret. Every night 8pm and 9:46pm. Midnight show on weekends.
Art Exhibitions Alisa Art Gallery Naresdamri Rd 032 533385 Aourd Art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: aourd_artgallery@ yahoo.co.uk Arkom Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359 Art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: firstname.lastname@example.org www. artjacky.com. Art My Home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747 Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (Hua HinPala U Rd., Rt. 3218), Hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email: email@example.com Chorn Art Gallery 999 Poolsuk Rd. 089 255 5654, email chorn_gallery@ yahoo.com Chub Cheeva Gallery Naebkehardt Rd. Cicada Market Gallery NongkaeTakiab Rd. Dok Kaew Gallery 43/1 Poolsuk Rd. 081 197 6787 Furich@Fur Gallery Petchkasem Rd. Galerie Boonchuay Soi 72 (Night Market Street). 081 566 7008 email firstname.lastname@example.org Green Gallery 3 Soi 51 (Damrongrat Rd) 032 530487, 083 791 0222, www. greenhuahin.com, email: info@ greenhuahin.com Pekko Gallery Night Market 089 890 2642 See Nam Gallery Petchkasem Rd. opp. Hin Nam Sai Suay 085 189 7108 Tumagon Art Gallery 2/2 Panja Plaza, Poolsuk Rd. 085 298 8706 email: email@example.com Ton Khaow Art Gallery 53 Dechanuchit Rd. 086 075 8233 email: firstname.lastname@example.org Unity Art Gallery 15 Naresdamri Rd. 081 006 1612, 087 046 3222 email: email@example.com World Gallery Petchkasem Rd. CONTINUED ON PAGE 18
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LIVE music every night Sundays & Wednesdays - Eddi & the Joker Band; familiar pop, rock and blues with a twist! Tuesdays - The Stone Band; Cartoon and the boys are Hua Hin’s veterans of classic rock Fridays - Feature night; could be blues, country, folk or something else! Mondays,Thursdays & Saturdays - Jam sessions /pot pourri; audience participation welcomed! Every day - Classical guitar sets during dinner
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Nightly Music 4 Bands in Rotation, playing pleasant Thai pop-jazz and bossa nova nighty from 9 pm @Absorba Pub 100 Pipers Band. 100 Pipers Pub. Nightly exc Mon., 11 pm; Highenergy Thai country and rock. Ben Bamboo Saxophone at Joy Restaurant, Petchkasem at Soi 78. Nightly. Bossa Nova and Thai Popular Music. Every night@Thonglor Pub Classic Thai Peau Chiwit (Songs for Life). Nightly from about 10 pm @ Usapasang Pub Do-Re-Mi at Milestones Pub, Hilton Hotel. Every night except Tuesday. Classic pop. Highly entertaining. Jazz 4 Dinner with the Hua Hin Ensemble: Friday and Saturday from 7 to 10 pm @Rest Detail Hotel Live Jazz and Popular Music. Dusit Resort. House band play nightly in the Polo Bar, exc.Tues, starts 8pm. Live Music at Terrace 90 Restaurant. Every Fri/ Sat Night from 7 PM - No Cover Charge. LukNam Band, LukNam Pub. Thai Country and Rock. Nightly 10pm until very late. It rocks. Modern Thai Popular Music, Thonglor Pub. Every night, from 9 pm ‘til closing Piano Duo, Standards and Thai Songs Nightly from 8pm @Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant. Great fun, expect a crowd. Piano Duo, Elvis and other popular music. Nightly @Livanto Restaurant Popular, Country, and Oldies. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub. Nightly from 9pm Rock and Pop at Jimmy’s Bar, Soi Bintabaht Smoriang Band, Smoriang Pub. Thai Country and rock. Nightly 10pm. Great fun, expect a crowd. Soft, Sophisticated Jazz with Mr. Uri (guitar) and Marayah (vocal). Coco 51 Restaurant. Nightly 7-10 pm; Soft vintage and contemporary jazz. These guys are good. Solo jazz with “Dr. Jazz” (Sverre Bey) Nightly 7-10 pm at the Fat Cat Guest House. Stoned Head Band. El Murphy’s Hotel, Irish Bar, and Restaurant. Nightly from 10pm. Classic rock
with Hua Hin’s most venerable band. Thai Acoustic Music, TauMai Restaurant. Nightly from 7pm. Tunes from talented singers and guitarists. Thai Acoustic Music, Plearnwan Vintage Village. Fri/Sat from 8 pm. Khun Oh and Chat come down from Bangkok to regale us all. They are quite good, and often have guest artists. Venue Guide 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. 100 Pipers Pub. Petchkasem Rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection. Absorba Pub and Restaurant. 8/110 Petchkasem Rd. Just before the King’s Palace, next to the cable TV office, and across the street from the Golden Place shop. Live Music nightly from 9 pm. Baan Chang. Soi 9 North, Cha Am. Next to Methavalai Hotel. Blue Angel Cabaret. Soi Sarakam off Soi Bintabaht. Check Cheu Club. Soi 86/1, next to the Grand Hotel Chez LouLou. Next to the 7-11 by the railway station. Coco 51 Restaurant. Soi 51 at the beach. Tel 032 515597. Dusit Resort. 1349 Petchkasem Rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009. El Murphy’s Hotel. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’. Tel 032 511525 Fat Cat Guesthouse. 8/3 Naresdamri Road. Near the fishing pier. http://thefatcathuahin.com. Hi4 Pub. At Hin Nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem Road Soi 7. http://www.hi4pub. co.cc/ Hilton Hotel. Naresdamri Rd. Tel 032 538999. Jimmy’s Bar. Soi Bintabaht Joy Restaurant. Petchkasem Road at Soi 78 near the downtown ‘crossroads’. Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. Hua Hin’s upscale men’s club. Livanto Restaurant and Piano Bar. 19 Damnerkasem Rd. Near Burger King, etc. Pianist and singer every night. Website www. livantohuahin.com Luknam Pub. On the road to Pala U waterfall. Opposite Phoenix Bar. Nokkachan Restaurant and Pub, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83. Plearnwan Vintage Village. Petchkasem Road at Soi 40.
The “Queen’s Garden” Park. A lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19. Ray’s Place. Corner of Sa Song/Amnuaysin Roads, south of night market and west of Petchkasem Rd. Rest Detail Hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just North of the 19 Rai fairgrounds. 19/119 Soi Hua Hin 19. Tel: 032 547 733 http://www. restdetailhotel.com/ Sasi Restaurant, Khao Takiab. Next door to The Venue@Suansri, on soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. Web www. sasirestaurant.com, email sasi@sasi-restaurant. com. Smoriang Pub. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo Hospital and the Grand night market. You’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. Souay Vista Social Club. Soi 94. About 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road. Stone Head Tavern. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin Roads (at the traffic light), 2nd floor. Enter from Chomsin. TauMai Restaurant. Petchkasem Rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. Terrace 90 Restaurant. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem Road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email terrace90@gmail. com www.terrace90.com The Duke’s Restaurant. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat Rd.) at the beach. Just off Naebkehardt Rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,com The Lord Webb, Restaurant & Bar, Khao Takiab Road, Hua Hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact English 089-5488002. Thai 0890492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com. The Venue@ Suansri, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab Road and ‘Soi Hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. Email firstname.lastname@example.org Thonglor Pub. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and Naebkehardt Roads. Usapasang Pub (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem Road, inland side, south of Market Village. Vic Hua Hin Theatre and Patravadi Performing Arts Center. An astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of Hua Hin center. Go south on Petchkasem Road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi High School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.
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Business bar for sale on Soi Selekam. Zero sale price, just assume lease and transfer licences. Call 084 676 5704. BAR/RESTAURANT FOR SALE. Good location on Petchkasem Road, close to main intersection. Recently refurbished throughout, fully air conditioned on 2 floors. including 2 bathrooms. Upstairs is ideal for accommodation and further business premises. Leased until 2014 and easy to renew. Price includes all fixtures and fittings. For further details email property@ awolonline.net or telephone 081 649 8361. cheap charlie bar and food for sale. In Soi Sarakam, price now 850,000 baht or near offer for quick sale. Rent paid until May 2011, renewable lease to Nov 2013. Full working kitchen, staff room with bathroom, two TVs, UBC, pool table, all white goods and stock. Move in start trading, Call Jim 083 784 7455, or Ying 084 156 3592.
Baker Trainee needed. Terrace 90 will Train. 032 516 587 INTERNATIONAL SOFTWaRE HOUSE with dev office in Hua Hin is looking for staff; 1: HIGHLY SKILLED Developers (PHP & MySQL) Essential skill in PHP (OO), MySQL, JS, with specific experience in (a) a MVC Framework like CodeIgnitor/ CakePHP or (b) a JS Framework like JQuery/ MooTools. Experience with advanced ALM tools and processes (we use Atlassian and SubVersion) an advantage, as would be DB Modelling, UI/UX, Java or Linux experience. 2: PART-TIME talented GUI/UX Designer. We have several large projects almost completed need a UI specialist to make them look better. Essential skills are xHTML & CSS, with JS/JQuery, Web 2.0 UI Design Patterns/Styles an advantage. Tools Photoshop, Illustrator, Fireworks etc. 3: PA/ Secretary Essential skills are Windows & MS Office and a good memory. Accounting skills with QuickBooks or MYOB would be an advantage.Open to all nationalities with good English. Work Permits can be organised. Contact Shayne 0822 838 902 or Shayne@HealthEasy.com.au. Sunshine Bar opposite La Vallee resort after Elephant Village Hua Hin, General bar staff required, preference to those with waitress/cashier experience and those who can cook and speak English. Accommodation available for right person. This is a family bar NOT a girlie bar. Phone Arun 0852233620 Experienced Cook, Waiter/Waitress wanted. For popular Thai/European restaurant on Soi 116. Waiter/Waitress must speak and write some English. Good salary plus tips and extras. Telephone 084 945 0827 (Thai) or 081 018 0558 (English). Cashier, waitress needed for Bobby’s Restaurant and Bar, on Soi 102, must speak some English, good wages plus tips. Need full or part-time, good place to work, not a girlie bar. Call Nam 089 985 7473 (Thai) or Bobby 087 155 7737 (English)
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usb gold simulator for pc bt3000; Full set ram golf clubs plus bag (new) bt14000; as new English fiction bestselling authors hardback books (Amazon) 5 books for bt 750 (over 200 available). Following items are not new - Yamaha classical guitar bt 4500; Furrari iata dog kennel 40”l x 30”w x 30”h bt3000. Only genuine parties interested please contact tel. 084 004 9862 Washing mashine for sale. Toshiba, 2 y, spin, good condition, Hua Hin center 3,900 baht Call 089 066 7516 or Email firstname.lastname@example.org secondhand furniture wanted so I can furnish a two bedroomed house; cash paid for the right items. Please contact Albert on 085 018 5123 . Looking for newer used furniture, in and outdoor. We are looking for new model twin beds, totalt 3 beds, sofa, dinning table with chairs. sunbeds and outdoor furniture, in rattan. No late models, If the price is right, we deal fast. please send photo and your best price, also include your phone number. we collect. email : email@example.com
General - sports WANTED: Lake View Golf Memberships. If you are looking to sell your golf membership then please call as I have a waiting list for them. If the price is right then I will sell for you straight away. Call Paul 0861 604 261 Taylormade RAC muscleback forged irons 3-SW with S300 shafts. 17000bt and will include Taylormade R7 golf bag. I will also have the loft and lie adjusted to suit you so they are indeed Taylor Made for you. Call Paul 0861 604 261 Selection of golf clubs for sale. Callaway Fusion 3 rescue 21degree with regular carbon shaft. Perfect condition 2500bt Ram 3 rescue 19degree with regular carbon shaft offset for slice problems. Perfect condition 2000bt Call Paul 0861 604 261 pool table for sale - 7’6” pool table in very good condition. 40,000 baht. Contact Brian on 087 011 7080. Springfield Family Membership. 25 years and 6 months remaining. Reduced price for quick sale. Does not include transfer fee. Price 195,000 baht. Email: firstname.lastname@example.org. Phone 083 617 5777 Golf clubs and bag for sale: Taylor Made R80 Bubble irons: 4,5,6,7,8,9,pw,sw; (10 years old, not used for all years). Ping offset G10 driver (3 years old, also underused), Ping 22 degree Rescue club (5 yrs old, underused). Callaway Big Bertha 5 wood. Maxfli brass head putter (old). Plus: Benross blue/black carry bag, with back straps, stand (2 yrs old, excellent condition). Black zip-up Travel Bag (4 yrs old, excellent condition, used three times). The lot: 13,000 baht. Call Colin, on: 0870395980 Pool Table for sale Pool table in good condition. 246 cm x 116 cm (inside). Cushions, cloth, slate replaced/renovated 2 years ago. View at Nancy’s, Soy Cattareya, Cha Am. Price neg. 32,000.baht. Email erik. email@example.com, Phone 089 836 0081 (Thai/Eng) Golf Clubs full set american graphite copies of Big Bertha and original Big Bertha driver, new putter with bag, new glove, shoes size 10 Adidas, travel bag, 12,500 baht. call Julian on 08740 89512 or email firstname.lastname@example.org. Price THB 12,500 Palm Hills Golf Membership for sale. 23 years. Price negotiable. Phone 081 088 5313 GIANT XTC MOUNTAINBIKE for sale. Top of the range model, silver and red. 17 inch 6000 series super light aluminium alloy frame, RockShox Dart 3 front fork, Shimano Deore Lx 27 gears, XC Lite wheels with Alex trims, tyre size 25 x 2.10, saddle Selle Italia. New price 50,000 baht, now secondhand but as new price 22,000
Trust baht. TEL 089 206 1422 Email email@example.com pool cues for sale! Brand new and second hand. Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 or at Lucky Shot bar. multi sport aquaglide (6 left). Lanai inflatable sailboat/ windsurfer/ kayak/ towable for 2 or 3 people. Plus 1 Big Sister for up to 8 people. Brand new, USA made. Currently stored in Pranburi. For sale, everything or individually, 10-12,000 THB each ono. Urgent sale. Contact Jumbo 086 071 6827 or email jumbobkk@ hotmail.com Golf club set for sale. I have available a set of Ben Hogan forged GCD irons with regular steel shafts, Olyo Driver with regular shaft, 3wood and 5wood railers and 60 degree lob wedge. Includes a stand bag. This can be your set for 10,000 bt Tel Paul 0861 604 261 Golf Lessons available. Have an issue with your golf swing and just can’t put your finger on it? Let us put you right. Proven EGTF technique has reduced a player from 1.7 to 0.9 in just 3 weeks!! Call 0861 604261
Motoring - 4 wheels pluS TOYOTA TRD FACTORY sports suspension kitas new just. 14000km. Cost 30K sell 15,000 BHT. Shane 082 283 8902 or ask at Bobby’s Bar in Soi 102. Cars & Pickups wanted for CASH!!!! CASH PAID for all late model (2004/2009) Cars and Pickups,in reasonable condition. Call Udo now :089 667 1312. 07 TOYOTA HILUX Diesel PreRunner. new model one owner 4 door, manual. Beautiful condition, service history, low mlg. A bargain at 585,000 THB. Tel Thai 085 284 8059 English 082 790 4596 MAZDA TRIBUTE SUV. 2004 MAZDA TRIBUTE SUV V6 AUTO ,112000 kms, many extras ,taxed and fully insured to September 2010. Test drive available,good condition. 499000. Baht. Call :0871 633394/ 089 667 1312.
Motoring - 3 wheels & LESS Honda Shadow 750cc for sale in Hua Hin. Deep dark green color with custom paint on tank. Powerful 750cc, less than 41,000 km, 1990, in good condition. Very reliable and powerful V Twin engine. Bike is located Hua Hin, comes with the green book. New front tyre, just changed oil and water, front fork o-rings, battery. Price 130,000 baht. Email firstname.lastname@example.org or call 085 351 8402 Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 Brand New green/black KLX 125cc dual purpose on road/off road motorcycle. Fully road legal with only 400KM on the clock. Paid Baht 84,000 with 2 years transferable theft insurance. 75,000 baht. Email email@example.com or Phone 086 166 9880 Honda Steed 400cc for sale. Cherished bike that now has to be sold. With 19,000km this has been serviced and used regularly. Last 6 mths has had new tyres, plugs and bearings. Has invoice papers only, no green book. On a deal we will respray in any colour you want and re-cover the seat. Currently is in electric blue. Offers around 90,000bt Call Paul 0861 604 261 Yamaha Mio Ninja Ltd Edition For Sale. Still under 1 year old with warranty with tax & insurance. Only 3500km on clock. Black colour with Ninja motives. On the deal I will service again and fill fuel tank!! Will sell for 30,000bt Call Paul 0861 604 261 FOR SALE HONDA SCOOPY. Like new honda scoopy 10 months old with 5,000 kms on it , dont need two motor bikes will sell for 34,000 baht contact darrell at 0810158007 or nok at 0810146426 in hua hin SUZUKI GSXR 1000 2003 model, goes well 22XXX kms, not ridden at all by me. Call 086 008 0571, Open to reasonable offers. Email firstname.lastname@example.org available now! off road 4 speed 125cc Fun bikes in two sizes. Priced at 29,999 and 32,999 baht respectively. Have a test ride at Go Kart Hua Hin - call 032 547 199 (office) or 081 817 3000 to arrange one or for more information. TRIUMPH STREET TRIPLE-675 cc. Only 2,000
miles and one owner from new. Supplied by Triumph main dealer in Bangkok (BRITBIKE Co Ltd) with Thai registration and number “1” plate. Full Triumph service history and many additional Triumph accessories. Only THB 445,000 incl registration book. Call Craig on 081 193 6230. For Sale Yamaha XIR 135cc 3yrs Old, 27,000klm. 20,000Bht No offers reason for sale bought bigger bike. test drive welcome contact Mick 085 297 3464 or email email@example.com for futher details Motorbike 4 rent daily-montly. We are located in the centre of Hua Hin and we are competitively priced, we have Fino’s, Scoopy’s, Gelato’s, Nouvo, Wave and Clicks all for rent 200 baht per day, 3000 baht per month. We can do a cheaper deal for long term, they are all in good condition, taxed & insured. firstname.lastname@example.org
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Nice 56sqm apartment 1 bedroom for sale in Hua Hin. 500m from the beach and 5 min from town. Only 2 years old. Fully furnished: kitchen, living room, 1 separate bedroom, bathroom, terrace, TV, air con., many cupboards. Located in superb complex with big swimming pool 25X10, fitness, restaurant, pool house, private parking, 24hr security, garden, laundry.. Asking price : 2.9m baht and another similar for 2.5m baht. For further info/photos please contact email philippe. email@example.com or tel. 080 659 6395 VERY NICE LAND for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. Near Sunny Valley project. Has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 400,000 per plot. A 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700.
Rentals Rent house. 4br/2baths, large living room, large kitchen and Den. 2 balconies - both large, front and back. Comes furnished. 15,000 month. 4 km from town centre. Call 080 244 6739. Rentals available in Hua Hin / Phuket. If you are relocating for business/ pleasure or just fancy a long
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Swimming Pool outside the bar desirable pool villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) Email firstname.lastname@example.org or Phone O86 758 4774 Condo for sale at Taweeporn Condotel Resort. 28sq metre condo, great for investment or for rentals, resort behind Hua Hin hospital near soi 10, 25 metre pool, gym, bar restaurant, beautiful gardens , very cheap yearly service charge, condo has balcony overlooking Black Mountain, on the middle floor so cooler and at the end so extra windows for air and light. Condo fitted with blackout blinds so can be made very dark for good nights sleep. Owner has blue book and title deeds with owners name on them and full english translations. BARGAIN PRICE at only 1.2 million baht. email juliankosmar@ hotmail.com to arrange a viewing. Thai number 08740 89512 uk number +44 7531 652 314. TIRA TIRAA luxury 1 bedroom condo for Rent or sale [44 sq mtr ] 2.8 mil bht. Please email for details email@example.com tel 085 930 8952 Property wanted in Hua Hin. Two/Three bedroom townhome wanted in Cha Am, Hua Hin. Any condition taken into consideration, would like walking distance to beach Please email me with pictures, price and information to firstname.lastname@example.org Palm Hills deal 4 large bedroom 4 bathroom house. Large Modern kitchen View of 16th fairway 300 sq. wah - easy to maintain and lower fees. 500m to pool house 1km to golf shop. Golf membership Great Opportunity -Must sell, reduced from 18m to 11.5m; will split transfer fees. Email email@example.com or call 081 009 8549.
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vacation we have various private/serviced apartments/ homes in our portfolio on many Soi’s in Phuket /Hua Hin. Short and long term available ranging from 20,000 - 140,000 Baht PCM. Take away the stress and time factor of finding the right location/accommodation for yourself or your family. We are independent brokers with unlimited experience/expertise in this market and a network of developers/clients ready and waiting. Tell us with your requirements and we guarantee to find you the right choice. Email firstname.lastname@example.org Room for rent in guesthouse off canal road, close Soi 6. Great security system (Fingerprint scanner), Air con, Water heater, Television, Refrigerator, Wardrobe, Dressing table. Large car park, Free highspeed Internet, Minimart, Free swimming pool. 4500 baht per month excl. electric and water. Email email@example.com Condo for lease: Beautiful Palm Pavillion, next to beach, 2 br 2 bath, 128 sq. meters, magnificent sea views, two large balconies, gated entrance, 24 hour security, cctv, building wi-fi, large swimming pool, 5 minutes from center of Hua-Hin. Across the road from Hua-Hin Toyota. 30,000 baht per month. Owner will reduce rent if paid year in advance. Call 086 104 9412. ROOMS FOR RENT. Air con, En-suite incl. water & electric. TV, DVD, UBC available, Free Wi-Fi. From 6000 BHT per month. Pool, Tennis, Crazy Golf, Restaurant, Bar, Pool table, Darts. 5 km/ 10 mins from Hua Hin on Pala U Road. Tel: 083 311 1787 (Eng), 087 902 2076 (Thai)
Wanted reliable vehicle wanted. Age/make/ appearance are unimportant,as long as it goes! Up to 40,000 baht. tel Paul on 0853806770 washing machine repair man needed to fix faulty start button on washing machine. can anyone help? Please call Tony on 08912 54405
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Help the Elephants of this area - many are now unable to be kept by their owners due to ill health, age or being unable to work any more. The Foundation will take care of these animals but needs both volunteers and donations to do so. Please help these gentle giants, or just visit them at the Foundation on the Pala-U Road 3.5km from Hua Hin centre. Rides are 1hr, 1/2hr (2 people per Elephant) or for 2hrs and 1. 1/2 hrs (1 per Elephant). Tel: 032 827098 or 081 199 0798. email: firstname.lastname@example.org website: www.hutsadin.org
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If you want to drink, that’s your business, if you want to stop, we can help. Meetings every day in Hua Hin.
Call to speak to an AA member: Davies - 0870 620 098 Henrick - 0879 083 285 Peter - 0847 371 545
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ENGLISH cards, gifts and coffee shop Genuine Clintons/Hallmark cards for ALL occasions - Anniversaries, Birthdays, Age cards, Mum, Dad etc Have a coffee while you browse! Railway Plaza Today (main entrance, right of 7-11) Tel. 080 436 5446 (English) 088 329 7984 (Thai)
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An opportunity has arisen to acquire this last remaining 160 sq m condo with 100% private access to a stunning white sand beach with sweeping coastline. Ref No.: 2730 15 min drive to Hua Hin Centre 3 Bed / 3 Bath Living: 150 sqm. Call or email for more details 27 This magnificent two storey house is located 15 minutes drive to the south of Hua Hin.The property stands in its own spacious, tropical garden and benefits from beautiful and peaceful views of the surrounding green hills. Ref No.: H070982 4 Bed / 3 Bath Land: 497 sqm. Living: 325 sqm.
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LUCKY SHOT BAR
Hua Hin Pool Billiard League
Ball In Hand Brunswick Hua Hin & Khao Takiab Ladies League
Results Week 18 14th February 2011 Bob & Nok’s Ladies 8 - 4 Lord Webb Ladies Bobbys Bangers Ladies 5 - 7 Thaiwaii Ladies Dara Bar Ladies 4 - 8 Talk of the Town Ladies Garden 2 Ladies 7 - 5 Sunset B’levard Ladies Kom Hom Ladies v Railway Tavern Ladies n/a League Table Team Bob and Nok’s Talk of the Town Garden Bar 2 Thaiwaii Kom Hom The Lord Webb Railway Tavern Bobbys Bangers Sunset B’levard Dara Bar
P 18 18 18 18 17 18 17 18 18 18
W 13 11 12 11 7 5 6 5 3 2
D 3 4 1 1 3 6 0 2 5 3
L 2 3 5 6 7 7 11 11 10 13
Next Week’s Fixtures The season is over!
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Pts 29 26 25 23 17 16 12 12 11 7
Results Matchday 26 11th February 2011 Curly’s Bar 5 - 3 Eagle B Dick’s Office A 3 - 5 Play Sports Lounge Eagle A 5 - 3 Thaiwaii Bar JW Black 2 - 6 Sunset Boulevard Lucky Shot B 6 - 2 JW Red Oasis 6 - 2 Dick’s Office B Return Bar 2 - 6 Lucky Shot A Talk Of The Town 3 - 5 Sugar Cane League Table Team Eagle A Oasis Lucky Shot A Play Sports Lge Eagle B Sunset B’levard JW Black Lucky Shot B Thaiwaii Bar Talk of the Town Sugar Cane Curly’s Bar JW Red Dick’s Office A Return Bar Dick’s Office B
P 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26 26
W 19 18 19 17 15 13 12 9 9 9 8 9 8 3 3 2
D 6 7 3 4 5 5 4 5 5 5 7 3 5 3 1 2
L 1 1 4 5 6 8 10 12 12 12 11 14 13 20 22 22
This Week’s Fixtures Matchday 27 18th February 2011 Dick’s Office B v Eagle A Eagle B v Dick’s Office A JW Red v Talk Of The Town Lucky Shot A v JW Black Play Sports Lounge v Oasis Sugar Cane v Curly’s Bar Sunset Boulevard v Lucky Shot B Thaiwaii Bar v Return Bar Next Week’s Fixtures Matchday 28 25th February 2011 Curly’s Bar v JW Red Dick’s Office A v Sugar Cane Eagle A v Play Sports Lounge JW Black v Thaiwaii Bar Lucky Shot B v Talk Of The Town Oasis v Eagle B Return Bar v Dick’s Office B Sunset Boulevard v Lucky Shot A
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Pts 44 43 41 38 35 31 28 23 23 23 23 21 21 9 7 6
Hua Hin’s only pool bar with THREE 9’ tables Ask about our drinks specials and other special offers Contact Andy on 086 178 1550 27/3 Poolsuk Road, Hua Hin
Bar/restaurant open daily Best Sunday Roasts now with NZ Lamb every week, extensive menu, good music, pool & darts competitions, big screen projector for live sports, Nintendo Wii, quiz nights, parties and more! Located on Soi 80 (Sarawat) Tel: 089-046 9505, 085-930 7232 email: firstname.lastname@example.org
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A new individuals only pool competition is being introduced to the Hua Hin area by AWOL. Sign up for free at www.freeonlineleague. com/myleague/awolpoolladder - you will be contacted when the ladder is ready to start, planned to be when enough players sign up. The idea of the ladder is to provide all levels of pool players the opportunity to play over a longer period of games than the team leagues allow, thus giving a better chance to both improve and enjoy a longer stint at the table. The ladder concept allows players to find their own level and after a short time means they will generally play against others of a similar standard, but with the chance to play better players to learn from and hopefully beat sometimes! Once the ladder is established a knockout competition will also be introduced. If you are having any problems accessing or signing on to the website or for more information please email info@awolonline. net. More details next week. Go to www.freeonlineleague.com/ myleague/awolpoolladder to sign up now!
Integrity Hua Hin Social Pool League
Results League Final play-offs Wednesday 16th: TNT 12 - 7 Jungle Juice B at TNT
Green Division League Table
Blue Division League Table Team PP JW Red Jungle Juice A Mai Tai Headrock Sabai JW Black U-Turn Red Bar Billys
P 18 18 18 18 17 17 18 18 17 17
W 17 14 10 10 8 8 7 7 4 3
L 1 4 8 8 9 9 11 11 13 14
Thursday 17th: Jungle Juice B 8 - 11 TNT at Jungle Juice Congratulations to TNT Bar for being overall Champions, and well done to Jungle Juice B for their efforts.
+/- Pts 92 34 58 28 2 20 -24 20 7 16 -9 16 -15 14 -28 14 -20 8 -63 6
Team TNT Bar Jungle Juice B King Bar Men Int/l Butterfly Bar London Bar Lazy Daze A
P 18 18 18 18 17 18
W 16 13 11 10 9 9
L 2 5 7 8 8 9
+/- Pts 74 32 72 26 14 22 -10 20 7 18 -8 18
Billy’s Babes Limelight Lazy Daze B King Bar Ladies
17 17 17 16
8 6 3 2
9 -7 11 -27 14 -55 14 -60
16 12 6 4
Next Week’s Fixtures
bekk solutions Fun Pool League
League Table P 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3
W 2 2 2 2 2 1 1 0
Keep your pool eye in between (and during) seasons by joining the AWOL Pool Ladder, a free, individuals only, 8 and 9 Ball challenge. See opposite page for more details or go to www. freeonlineleague.com/ myleague/awolpoolladder Ball In Hand Hua Hin Pool League
Results Week 18 16h February 2011 Dick’s Office v Thaiwaii n/a Eagle Bar 9 - 3 The White Swan Garden Bar 2 3 - 9 The Lord Webb Oasis Bar v Talk of the Town n/a Play Sports Lounge 5 - 7 Sunset Boulevard League Table
The season is over! A presentation will be held next Wednesday 23rd February at JWs from 7.30pm along with a meeting to discuss the next season.
Team Beach Hut Bar Beer O’Clck Club Bob & Noks Railway Tavern Sinatras Bobby’s Bar Dizzy Dolphin Dara Bar
Practice makes Perfect!
D 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
L +/- Pts 1 6 4 1 6 4 1 4 4 1 4 4 1 2 4 2 -4 2 2 -6 2 3 -12 0
5 RAI LAND IN NONG KHA NEAR THE ROAD OPPOSITE HUAY MONKOL PRICE 2,000,000 BAHT 250 SQ. WAH LAND IN KHAO DANG PRICE 2,000,000 BAHT (8,000 BAHT/SQ. WAH) CALL 081 614 8728
Results Week 3 16th February 2011 Beach Hut Bar 11 - 7 Bobby’s Bar Dara Bar 6 - 12 Bob & Noks Dizzy Dolphin 6 - 12 Beer O’Clock Club Railway Tavern 11 - 7 Sinatras next week’s fixtures Week 3 16th February 2011 Beer O’Clock Club v Bobby’s Bar Bob & Noks v Beach Hut Bar Railway Tavern v Dara Bar Sinatras v Dizzy Dolphin
LAND FOR SALE 13/15 Rai next to Black Mountain Golf Course. Excellent location, only 250m from Clubhouse.
Team Eagle Bar Oasis Bar Play Sports Lnge The Lord Webb Talk of the Town Garden Bar 2 Sunset Boulevard Thaiwaii Dick’s Office The White Swan
P 17 17 17 17 17 17 17 16 17 16
W 15 13 12 9 8 6 5 1 2 0
D 1 1 3 3 4 4 2 5 2 1
L 1 3 2 5 5 7 10 10 13 15
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Pts 31 27 27 21 20 16 12 7 6 1
Next WEEK’S Fixtures The season is over! The new season will commence in March any bars / establishments interested in joining the league next season should let us know. Contact Mike 084 376 9438 or email@example.com
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1 & 2 Rai plots also available
Call 089 914 2314
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HUA HIN DARTS LEAGUE
Division 1 final Table Team Scandic Bar A Jungle Juice Paradise JW Red CAT A JW Black Lucky Shot Lazy Daze Thaiwaii CAT House
P 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 18
W 16 13 11 10 9 6 6 5 5 4
D 1 1 0 0 0 2 2 2 2 0
L 1 4 7 8 9 10 10 11 11 14
+/146 72 62 4 2 8 -44 -32 -98 -120
Pts 33 27 22 20 18 14 14 12 12 8
D 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 0 1
L 3 4 5 7 9 10 11 10 10 16
+/114 64 78 28 30 -8 -48 -42 -80 -136
Pts 29 27 25 22 18 16 14 12 12 1
Division 2 final Table Team Scandic Bar B Sabai Bar Kom Hom Scandic Bar C Jaew Bar Dick’s Office A Play Sports Lge KomHom Ladies Dick’s Office B CAT Jiggapik
P 18 18 18 18 18 18 18 17 16 17
W 14 13 12 11 9 8 7 5 6 0
Results 15/2/2011 CUP FINAL (Late result) Lucky Shot 4 - 14 Scandic Bar A The season is over and a meeting to discuss the next season, which was wrongly announced as taking place last Tuesday, is taking place next Tuesday 22nd February from 7.30pm at JWs. The current organisers are looking for someone else to take up the reins so please come along to the meeting to discuss this and other matters. Please contact Barry on 086 750 1076 for more information or to register your interest in either joining or helping to organise the next season(s).
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Perfect Opportunity Land For Sale!
5.3 Rai only 10 min walk from Black Mountain Golf Course. Sweeping mountain views, next to new road with electricity and water.
2 million baht/ rai or offers. Telephone 081 614 8728 or
Butterfly Rock Golf society
Results: Feb 14th Lake View AB Stableford format 25 players entered 1st - Julie Baker (11) - 39pts 2nd - Peter Dunne (5) - 38pts 3rd - Bryan McLeod (11) - 35pts
Hua Hin Golf Society
Results: 15th Feb. Black Mountain. A Group Medal. 38 entrants. 1st. Ayyub Mian 17hcp net 67. 2nd. Matti Aali 10hcp net 69. 3rd. Kieron Bose 18hcp net 70. 4th. Kurre Westerling 17hcp net 72. B Group Stableford. 14 entrants. 1st. Peter Good 19hcp 39pts. 2nd. Peter Oosterbaan 21hcp 36pts. 3rd. Winfried Lauenstein 31hcp 35pts. 4th. Nicky Oliver 21hcp. 32pts. Near pin No. 3 Laurence Garrett. No. 11 Robert Bird. Mystery Prizes. Most holes under par. A group. Usko Roivas. B Group. Nicky Oliver.
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11th Feb - Lake View A - B. 4 person Texas scramble. 13 teams. 1st. Net 56.2 Peter Oosterbaan, Ben Amelsvoort, Arthur Van-Vliet, Tim Dixon. 2nd. Net 57.4 Kari Matti Mannikko, Usko Roivas, Risto Paajanen, Pekka Hogman. 3rd. Net 57.6 Rene Bernard, Rob Barnes, Nicky Oliver, Herb. Near pin No. 8 Tim Dixon “HOLE IN ONE “ No. 17 Kari P (g). 8th Feb - Royal Ratchaburi. Stableford. 31 entrants. 1st. Lars Hald 16hcp 37 pts. 2nd. Matti Aali 10hcp 35 pts. 3rd. Ayyub Mian 17hcp 35 pts. 4th. Al Achermann 11hcp 34 pts. Near pin No. 7 Ulla Hockert. No. 11 Tim Dixon. Next week’s fixtures: Tue 22nd Kaeng Krachan (bus 7.45) Bogey Fri 25th Majestic Stableford
Feb 11th Lake View AB Stableford format 1st . Mick Knight - 38 pts 2nd . David Rawlings - 36 pts 3rd . Mike Lord - 35pts Feb 11th Palm Hills Stableford format 18 players entered Front 9 - 19 pts - Jim Lynch Back 9 - 19 pts - Craig Miller Overall - 34 pts - Craig Miller. Alan Rawson Feb 9th Sawang Stabeford format 26 players entered 1st - Mick Flynn (15) - 41pts 2nd - Bryan McLeod (10) - 36pts 3rd - Peter Tucker (8) - 36pts Forthcoming Fixtures Mon Feb 21 Stableford & Skins at Lake View AB from 10am Wed Feb 23 Stableford at Palm Hills from 10.08am Friday Feb 25 Roll up at Palm Hills
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Sunday, 20 February 2011 West Brom v Wolverhampton, 19:00 Another vital game in the relegation scrap, as our back page star, Roy Hodgson, takes charge for his first game at his new club. Added spice to this is that it is a very local derby and we have a feeling that Wolves can nick it. Wednesday, 23 February 2011 Blackpool v Tottenham, 03:00 A win for Spurs here would see them in the top 3, while Blackpool are slipping ever closer to the bottom 3. Still this is a tough one to predict, as Holloway’s side have a fighting spirit, while Spurs may suffer a hangover from their Champions League heroics. A surprising draw then. Thursday, 24 February 2011 Arsenal v Stoke, 02:45 The Gunners are currently looking like the only realistic challengers to Manchester United for the title, but this is the sort of game that they frequently fail to perform in, normally due to the physical nature of the opposition. Stoke are that but there is more to them as well and they will be looking to expose the frailties in Arsenal’s back line at set pieces. Shock away win. FA CUP FIXTURES Round 4 replays Saturday, 19 February 2011 Chelsea v Everton, 19:30 The holders to be dumped out in what is likely to be a feisty game. Sunday, 20 February 2011 Manchester City v Notts County, 21:00 A big pay day for the away side but no more than that - home win. Round 5 Saturday, 19 February 2011 Birmingham v Sheff Wed, 22:00 A huge game for the away side who are struggling in League 1, and with Birmingham inconsistent there is a chance of an upset. Draw here and Wednesday to win the replay. Stoke v Brighton, 22:00 This should be the end of the Cup for the Seagulls because Stoke will see this as a good opportunity to have a sniff at silverware. Home win. Sunday, 20 February 2011 Man Utd v Crawley Town, 00:15 A dream tie for non-leaguers Crawley but surely also the end of their cup run? Maybe but stranger things have happened - away win. Fulham v Bolton/Wigan, 22:00 We think Fulham can overcome whichever side they face (result unknown at press time).
Premier League Table 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
Team Man Utd Arsenal Man City Tottenham Chelsea Liverpool Sunderland Bolton Newcastle Stoke Blackburn Fulham Everton Birmingham Aston Villa Blackpool West Brom Wigan West Ham Wolverhampton
P 26 26 27 26 26 27 27 27 27 26 27 27 26 26 27 26 26 27 27 26
GD Pts 32 57 29 53 19 49 9 47 24 45 3 39 0 37 1 36 4 35 -2 33 -8 32 0 31 -3 30 -10 30 -15 30 -11 29 -17 27 -18 27 -18 25 -19 24
Leyton Orient v Arsenal, 23:30 Wenger needs to take this one seriously but his frequent disrespect for the competition by fielding weaker sides is likely to be repeated here. They will have played a lot of football in the preceding week or so, and we think another shock is on the cards. Tuesday, 22 February 2011 West Ham v Burnley, 03:00 The Hammers have been a cup side this season and we expect them to overcome Burnley in a very tight contest.
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Thursday, 3 March 2011 Notts County/ Man City v Aston Villa, 02:45 Assuming our earlier prediction is correct this is likely to be needing a replay, and we think Villa will win that if so.
Wednesday, 2 March 2011 Everton/Chelsea v Reading, 02:30 Likely to be a home win whoever is playing, without intending any disrespect to Reading.
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roy’s relegation ‘rant’ I don’t want to discuss relegation, or any other words with an R in them, insists Hodgson
Newly appointed West Brom boss Roy Hodson has confirmed that he does not wish to talk about relegation, or any other phrases with an R in them, such as ‘drop zone’ and ‘Premier League trap door’. Hodgson revealed that his decision to join the Premier League strugglers was a difficult one, given the prominent R in their name, but he is confident he can oversee a “volteface” in the club’s fortunes, which is a phrase meaning ‘reversal’. He told the press conference, “People will say I’ve taken the wong job, what with my new team being the only team in the pwemier league with a such a pwominent R, but I’m sure I can handle it as long as I keep focussing on the opposition, and weferwing to us as the ‘Baggies’.” “I always found the Hawthorns a
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tough place to come, especially without mentioning the team that plays here, so it’s nice not to have to wowwy about that away fixture any more.” Hodgson faced a number of tough questions from the gathered reporters, despite it being his first
day in the job, with one asking, “Do you think the club’s nickname should revert to ‘The Throstles?”, followed by “Are you considering bringing Bryan Robson into the coaching team?”. “Any chance of a return for Roman Bednár?” was from the Post reporter, while another queried ”What are the chances that at the end of the season you will release Steven Reid?” “Or Chris Brunt?”questioned a second. “Yeah, that’s a good one! Will you release Chris Brunt?” enquired a third. Hodgson was heard whispering to his assistant “Are they wibbing me?” at which point the press conference ended with uncontrollable laughter.
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